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NETFLIX 原創動畫影集

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(金剛不壞)

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[開場音樂]

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我叫你帶阿七回來

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你救這個保安做什麼?

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混帳!
救這個保安,還把體力花光了!

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阿七,趕緊逃跑吧

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斯坦國的人是惹不起的

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是你擋的砲彈?

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千萬不要被他們書呆子的外表給騙倒

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你為什麼要攻擊這個島?

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剛才擋砲彈的人是你嗎?

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{\an8}(臉部識別)

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{\an8}(相似度:100%
屬於玄武國首席刺客)

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[驚駭]

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(斯坦國王子
特殊裝備:戰鬥機甲)

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先去做正事

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原來在這塊巨石底下

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[嗶嗶聲]

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那顆石頭不能動
動了這個島會沈的!

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讓我把褲子穿上

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[拉扯]

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算了

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這個島上面的人請注意
我是斯坦國的王子

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在這個島下面有一塊稀有的能量石

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我現在就要取走它
用於斯坦國的科技開發

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這個島本來就是不存在的

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是因為這顆能量石的引力
讓各種物質聚集成這個島

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我取走能量石之後

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這個島就會散開沈沒

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不想死的人就趕緊離開吧

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你想都不要想

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你還不知道斯坦國的人有多厲害

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是時候跟你剖析一下事實啦

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[大保]這個世界主要分為三大勢力

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武功高強的玄武國

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科技發達的斯坦國

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剩下的就是我們這些平庸的普通人

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斯坦國的人身體瘦弱
但擁有很高的智商

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能夠發明各種高端的武器

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推崇科技是世界上最強的武器

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與崇尚武學的玄武國是敵對國

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多年來兩國戰爭不斷

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只為了證明武功和科技究竟誰更強

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我們這些普通人看看熱鬧就好了

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跟他們兩國的實力差太遠了

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你連阿婆都殺不掉,回去就等於送死

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這是我全部身家

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[保全]可不可以請你去刺殺
侵略這個島的人?

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提款卡裡面有3243元

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密碼是123456

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這個島怎麼說也有一半是我的地盤

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(貓小咪-喵星人首領
技能:金剛貓爪)

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你這樣做有點不合規矩吧

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[貓咪低吼]

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[斯坦國王子]
是時候剪指甲了,小貓咪

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[驚駭]

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[浪漫歌曲]

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-小咪咪
-瘋哥

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誰趕欺負咪咪
我就讓他見識一下真正的音樂!

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(搞搖滾的汪瘋)

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[搖滾音樂]

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[斯坦國王子]噪音

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[柔和歌曲]

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[兩方呻吟]

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低等生物就是需要調教的
小寵物們,叫主人吧

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[接續呻吟]

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[陳伯]去死吧,侵略者

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[呻吟]

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{\an8}(陳伯,小島海防部守衛)

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{\an8}(戰鬥力:45)

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再見了,小寵物

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-小咪咪...
-瘋哥

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[可樂]哈囉,四眼哥哥

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你有沒有見到伍六七?

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就是頭上有三根毛的那個人

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過來過來,我跟你講個祕密

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(異能美少女-可樂-安全)

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其實啊,在這個島上...

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[斯坦國王子驚駭]

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[喘氣]

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[咯咯笑]

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...親了可就是我的人了

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給個面子,不許破壞這個島

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[驚駭]

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女人真是好麻煩

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[江主任]你剛剛那句話
是貶低女性的言論

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我以純淨協會的名義宣告
我要驅除你出島

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這個低等人類
為什麼會有這麼強的氣?

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[咕噥]

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[尖叫聲]

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糟了!

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我真的很生氣

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[遠方爆炸聲]

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哼

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我也是

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[陳阿婆]果然

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硬接他的能量砲還是很勉強

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追蹤彈

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同歸於盡吧,四眼仔!

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最高級的防護罩

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{\an8}[陳阿婆]防護罩?

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{\an8}[江主任]我還是守護不了
這個島上的女性

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[阿七]江主任

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年紀大了,就不要玩
這麼刺激的東西了

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(伍六七-高級髮型師
技能:以氣御剪)

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等我來幫妳搞定這個四眼仔吧

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也只是收妳88塊

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好了,妳先睡一會吧

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剩下的就交給我吧

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[輕快歌曲]

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[接續輕快歌曲]