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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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{\an8}[旁白]好 今天教大家

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做一道广东名菜 白切鸡

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首先要挑选一只肥美多肉的走地鸡
然后揍晕它

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用开水烫它三分钟

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再拔光它的毛

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[呜咽]

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[尖叫]

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在鸡上铺满姜葱

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放进电饭煲焖十分钟

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再拿出来 把鸡切块儿

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然后配上一滴姜汁酱油

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就这样 一道美味的白切鸡 就大功告成了

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[惨叫]

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[粗重喘气]

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[鸡喀喀叫]

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幸好是做噩梦 吓死我了

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[喀喀惨叫]

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-大保 我已经报名去参加斗鸡比赛
-大飞 你真的想清楚了吗?

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斗鸡比赛每天都有鸡被打死

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昨晚小飞他妈被人吃了

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很快下一个就是我了

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[小飞吱吱叫]

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[呵呵]

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为了小飞 我一定要参加斗鸡比赛

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[大飞]普通的鸡最后都会被吃掉

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只有战斗鸡的命运不一样

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只要我可以成为战斗鸡

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我的下一代就会被当作战斗鸡来培养

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到那时候 我的儿子就不用担心 跟他妈一样被吃掉了

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所以我一定要去挑战山鸡王!

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[播放欢快音乐]

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[广播员]今天的比赛选手
是三届斗鸡比赛冠军

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战斗鸡中的霸王 山鸡王!

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另外一边是新晋战斗鸡 蓝羽鸡

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这种鸡广泛应用在餐饮行业

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[大飞]按照斗鸡比赛的规则

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我只要撑过15分钟就可以了

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大飞 一定要赢哦!

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[广播员]比赛开始!

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[大保]是骨头粉碎的声音

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好了 到下一只鸡吧

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大飞!认输吧!

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不可能赢的!对手实在是太可怕了!

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不行!

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他的力量确实很惊人 速度也很快

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但是我还是可以跟上的

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刚才只不过是没有想到
他会在响铃那一瞬间出手

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哎哟 不错喔!还可以站起来

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大飞真的好厉害!

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[山鸡怒吼]

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我要杀了你!

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[大飞]正常的战斗是赢不了的
我一定要赌一把

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借着他的力量

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换他一只眼

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[广播员]山鸡王被击中了!
他后退了!

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真是让人意外!

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鸡的眼睛是长在头的两边

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只要一只眼睛看不见
就会出现绝对的视觉盲点

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折断他最脆弱的关节:手指

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- [骨头断裂]
- [山鸡王尖叫]

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[欢呼]

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[大保]蓝羽鸡怎么打得过山鸡呢?

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[大飞]不拼尽全力试试怎么知道?

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为什么大飞不趁机出击?

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我快撑不住了

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他那两拳已经把我的头骨打碎了

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还有三分钟

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早知道会这样的话

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这场斗鸡就应该开盘赌一把

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[山鸡王粗喘]

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[哼哧嘟哝]

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[倒抽气]怎么会?速度这么快?

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我已经连续一千场不败了

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没有一个对手可以活着走出去的

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你以为靠耍两下小聪明
就可以击败我吗?

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我比你想象的厉害一百倍!

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时间到了!

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时间到了!

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混蛋!比赛时间已经结束了
快停下来!

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[得意地奸笑]

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那又怎样?

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你以为这么精彩的时候
他们会叫停比赛吗?

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这场比赛是没有开盘赌钱的

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他们纯粹只是想看到
一只鸡被另一只鸡活活打死

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[观众齐喊]杀死他!

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再见了 小鸡鸡!

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住手!

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[大保]大飞 这场比赛是你赢了

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只不过

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这个世界是不讲道理的

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小飞就由我来保护吧

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大飞 生日快乐

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[打嗝]

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为什么过了这么多年
你就没怎么长大呢?

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[吱吱叫]

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对啊 阿七的造型 我就是照着大飞帮他打扮的

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[吱吱叫]

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什么?
你还想知道当年发生什么事情?

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下一集再告诉你吧

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[播放片尾主题音乐]