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NETFLIX 原创动画剧集

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[吱吱叫]

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[大保]我想想该怎么说呢

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不能伤害小孩子幼小的心灵喔

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呃...

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[一长声怪叫]

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不行

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要微笑着说

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你老爸死了

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小屁孩真麻烦

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以后你就跟着我混吧

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(斗鸡报名表
姓名:鸡大保)

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哇

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[男人甲]这只死傻鸡
不就是送死吗?

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[男人乙]就是啊!

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[男人丙]鸡脑袋有问题!

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[全部人大笑]

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[大保]你们这些傻子

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想发财就买我赢吧!

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[全部人大笑]

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[大保]我居然敢说出那样的话

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果然戴了墨镜就是比较装逼

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对我来说
大飞的武艺已经是遥不可及了

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但是那只山鸡比大飞还要强

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怎么才能打败他呢?

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我一定要想出办法来

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不然就等于去送死了

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树上鸡应该会比走地鸡好吃

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[播放片头主题音乐]

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[广播员]今天的比赛
是由肉肥鸡挑战山鸡王

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由于实力比较悬殊

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所以我们竞猜的内容是

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到底这只肉肥鸡
会在第几分钟被打死呢?

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[山鸡王阴笑]

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你的身材很可爱

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[观众欢呼及闲聊声]

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[大保]喂!送你个东西

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呃?

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你这么想死啊?

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[大保]好可怕的力量

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[惨叫一声]

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我认得你

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上次被我打死的那只鸡
是你的朋友吗?[冷笑]

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[山鸡王]我还记得
你在场边看着我的眼神

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当时你那个眼神真是相当可怕

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就跟你现在的眼神一模一样 哎哟!

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[阴阳怪气地]我真的好怕怕喔!

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不过不用着急

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你马上就能跟你的朋友相聚了

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[尖叫]

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[观众沸腾]

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[广播员]比赛还不到一分钟
山鸡王就把对手打死了!

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这场比赛真的是...相当无聊啊

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[观众呼喊]

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[观众倒抽气]

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[惊叹]

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呃?

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[阴险地笑]

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[观众欢呼]

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[所有人]啊?

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啊?

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如果你五分钟之内打不死那只肉肥鸡

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我就会输很多钱

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那你就乖乖地等着做白切鸡吧

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[怒吼]

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[大保尖叫并痛嚎]

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已经过去四分钟了吗?

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[时钟滴答]

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混蛋!我要打强化剂整死你!

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是你逼我的

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呃?为什么不见了?

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难道...

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[大保呵呵笑]

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你是不是在找这个东西啊?

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[山鸡王]怎么会...

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我早就发现你这下三滥的作弊手段了

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让你揍个开心
就是为了趁机偷走这个东西

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你这只傻鸡

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没有这东西你根本赢不了大飞

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[怒喊]大飞才是那场比赛的
胜利者!

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你拿了那东西也没用

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因为DX强化剂要在
非常强壮的身体上才能使用

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蓝羽鸡是用来吃的!

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你用了之后

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只会全身血管都爆裂!

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到时候只会死得更痛苦

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[奸笑]

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[尖叫]

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[播放宁静的音乐]

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[播放重金属的音乐]

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[音乐停止]

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[山鸡王]自作自受

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其实那个强化剂
连我的身体都承受不了

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不到万不得已

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我也不会用

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[大飞]大保

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大保

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大保

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好厉害 小飞他真的会飞啊!

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那是因为小飞的妈妈是只飞鸽

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[大保]大飞 你要去哪里?

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[大飞]大保

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小飞就交给你了

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[含糊的说话声]

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[观众]发生什么事了?

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[观众惊呼]

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[大保怒火中烧]

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[播放片尾主题音乐]