1 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:09,958 NETFLIX 原創動畫影集 2 00:00:31,166 --> 00:00:32,458 [鳴叫] 3 00:00:35,666 --> 00:00:38,375 [大保]我想想該怎麼說呢 4 00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:42,958 不能傷害小孩子幼小的心靈 5 00:00:44,916 --> 00:00:46,625 啊 6 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:50,875 [驚呼] 7 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:52,916 不行... 8 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:57,083 要微笑著說 9 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,375 你老爸死了 10 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,125 小屁孩真麻煩 11 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,708 以後,你就跟著我混吧 12 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:16,250 (鬥雞報名表,姓名:雞大保) 13 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:18,416 哇 14 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:26,250 [男子一]這隻死傻雞 不就去送死嗎? 15 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,166 [男子二]就是啊! 16 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:29,333 [男子三]雞腦子有問題啦 17 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:30,791 [大笑] 18 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,375 [大保]你們這些傻子 19 00:01:36,833 --> 00:01:39,833 想發財就買我贏吧 20 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:42,666 [所有人笑] 21 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,333 [大保]我居然敢說出那樣的話 22 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:52,166 果然戴了墨鏡就是比較狠啊 23 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,458 對我來說,大飛的武藝 已經是遙不可及了 24 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,416 但是那隻山雞比大飛還要強 25 00:02:00,708 --> 00:02:02,291 怎麼才能打敗他呢? 26 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:05,333 我一定要想出辦法來 27 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,208 不然就等於去送死了 28 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:11,666 自殺雞應該會比放養雞好吃 29 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:14,708 [主題音樂] 30 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:35,250 [主持人]今天的比賽是由 肉肥雞挑戰山雞王 31 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:36,916 由於實力比較懸殊 32 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,416 所以我們競賽的內容 33 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,916 是到底這隻肉肥雞 會在第幾分鐘被打死呢? 34 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:45,083 [山雞王笑] 35 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,333 你的身材很可愛啊 36 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,208 [觀眾歡呼與說話] 37 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,375 [大保]喂!送你個東西 38 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:07,875 啊? 39 00:03:09,083 --> 00:03:11,000 你這麼想死啊? 40 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,416 [大保]好可怕的力量 41 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,375 [呻吟聲] 42 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,583 我認得你 43 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:30,750 上次被我打死那隻雞 是你的朋友嗎?[呵呵笑] 44 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:42,291 [山雞王]我還記得你在場邊 看著我的眼神 45 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:46,666 當時你那個眼神,真是相當可怕 46 00:03:47,375 --> 00:03:51,583 就跟你現在的眼神一模一樣 47 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,166 [諷刺地說]我真的好怕哦! 48 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,083 不過不用操心 49 00:03:57,708 --> 00:04:00,375 你馬上就能跟你的朋友相聚了 50 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:04,083 [尖叫聲] 51 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:25,041 [觀眾喊叫聲] 52 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:28,750 [主持人]比賽進行不到一分鐘 山雞王就把對手打死了 53 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:32,083 這場比賽真的是相當無聊 54 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:34,458 [觀眾大喊聲] 55 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,250 [觀眾喘氣] 56 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,458 [喘氣] 57 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,666 啊? 58 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,291 [詭異地笑] 59 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,250 [觀眾歡呼聲] 60 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:04,958 所有人:啊? 61 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:06,583 啊? 62 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:25,666 如果你五分鐘之內打不死那隻肉肥雞 63 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,458 我就會輸很多錢 64 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:30,625 那你就乖乖等著做白切雞吧 65 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,625 [低沈聲] 66 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,166 [大保尖叫聲] 67 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:02,625 已經過去四分鐘了嗎? 68 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:04,666 [時鐘滴答聲] 69 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:07,666 混帳!我打強化劑整死你! 70 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,708 是你逼我的 71 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:11,833 為什麼不見了? 72 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:12,958 難道... 73 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,416 [大保竊笑聲] 74 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,458 你是不是在找這個東西啊? 75 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:19,500 [山雞王]怎麼會... 76 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:23,708 我早就發現你這下三濫的作弊手段了 77 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:29,500 讓你揍個開心 就是為了趁機偷走這個東西 78 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,416 你這隻傻雞 79 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,000 沒有這東西,你根本贏不了大飛 80 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:40,083 [喊叫]大飛才是那場比賽的勝利者 81 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:47,958 你拿了那東西也沒用 82 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:53,500 因為DX強化劑 要在非常強壯的身體才能使用 83 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:56,750 藍羽雞是用來吃的! 84 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,208 用了之後 85 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:00,958 只會全身血管都爆裂 86 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:04,458 到時候,只會死得更痛苦 87 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:05,708 [詭異地笑] 88 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:26,708 [尖叫] 89 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:33,125 [平靜音樂] 90 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,250 [重金屬音樂] 91 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:45,291 [音樂停止] 92 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,416 [山雞王]自作自受 93 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,750 其實那個強化劑 連我的身體都承受不了 94 00:07:58,416 --> 00:07:59,666 不到萬不得已... 95 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:01,625 我也不會用 96 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:03,750 [大飛]大保 97 00:08:05,041 --> 00:08:06,000 大保 98 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,333 大保 99 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:12,500 好厲害啊,小飛他真的會飛耶 100 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,041 那是因為小飛的媽媽是隻飛鴿 101 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,625 [大保]大飛,你要去哪裡啊? 102 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:29,708 [大飛]大保... 103 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,416 小飛就交給你了 104 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:44,541 [吵雜聲] 105 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,166 [觀眾]怎麼回事? 106 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:49,208 [觀眾驚呼聲] 107 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:58,541 [大保咆哮] 108 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:14,166 [片尾音樂] 109 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:12,375 字幕翻譯:莊瑞萌