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Netflix 原创动画剧集

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[叽叽叫声]

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[拍打声]
[塑胶挤压声]

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[强调画面的音效]

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[华丽的音效]

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{\an8}[隆重出场的音效]

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{\an8}[悠扬的乐声]
[旁白]传说在南方一个小岛上

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有一位天才发型师
[华丽的音效]

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[旁白]以他的才能

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本可以干一番大事
[刀剑划过的音效]
[闪亮的音效]

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[旁白]但是他选择了在这个小岛上
[石灰碎裂声]
[木材碎裂声]

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[旁白]开一家理发店
[刀剑互砍声]

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[旁白]没错
[画面转换的音效]

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[热情的乐声]
[主持人]就是这家杀马特发型艺术设计

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尤其是天才发型师 米开朗基罗强
[强调画面的音效]

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[主持人]染发艺术家 拉斐尔华
[强调画面的音效]

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[主持人]洗头艺术家 达芬奇坚
[强调画面的音效]

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[主持人]来 进来看看

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现在开会员卡 充500送5000啊

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染发还送护理套装啊

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[粤语]
好值啊 快点来看呀

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[国语]
哼 这么土 谁会去剪啊?

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等着倒闭吧

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好像还挺潮的哦

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[拍打声]
低俗

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-要不要去...
-闭嘴!

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[主持人]大师开始表演啦!

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[悠扬的乐声]

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[有活力的乐声]

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[振奋的乐声]
[惊叹声]

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[主持人]现在整个人看起来
是不是很霸气 很精神呢?

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这才是理发的艺术啊

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[六七]哼 长得帅了不起啊?

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剪你
[金属碰撞声]

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[六七]欸?怎么剪不断?

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[米开朗基罗强嘲笑声]
[六七]嗯?

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我们用的是斯特国进口的DX定型发胶

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一般剪刀是无法破坏这个艺术造型的

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哼 但这不是一般的剪刀

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[使力声]

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[米开朗基罗强惊呼声]

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[惊呼声]
[粤语]
[观众1]快跑啊

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-要打架啦
- [米卡朗基罗强][国语]旋转破风刺

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(杀马特发型艺术设计)

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[六七惊慌声]
[紧张的乐声]

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[米开朗基罗强闷哼声]

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[喘气声]
[引擎加速声]

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[大保喘气声]
你怎么又跑过来啊?分头跑啊

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不怕 我们有小飞

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小飞

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[闪亮的音效]
[小飞叫声]

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[强调画面的音效]
[猫叫声]

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[慌乱的猫叫声]
[惊呼声]

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小飞 你带错人啦!

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等等我啊!

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[陈伯]破坏公物 罚款五...

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哦 年轻真是好哦

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当年我也是留这种发型的

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[片头曲响起]

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[创可贴摩擦声]

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(营业中)

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话说我们什么时候才能够钱
[轻快的乐声]

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去斯特国治病啊?

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你还好意思说
[惊呼声]

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刺客任务没有一次成功的

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[六七故作思考声]
现在理发店的生意

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全都被对面的杀马特抢了

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还想去斯特国?

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你先把下个月的房租赚到再说吧

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哎呀 烦死我了

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最近都没钱抽雪茄了 哎呀

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嗯?看到这双时尚的鞋

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就让我想起那个五边形的保安
[强调画面的音效]

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[水流声]

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[六七]水温可不可以呀?

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[大春]有点烫哦

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- [六七]那就对啦
- [大春]哦

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我先说正事啊

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根据可靠消息

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最近小岛来了几个刺客

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都是十分危险的人物

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队长听说你也是做刺客的

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不 我们是做正经生意的我们

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-我们是正经发廊 没有特殊服务的
-嗯

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因为刺客的行踪太隐秘了

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我们根本找不到他们
[画面切换的音效]

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[大春]我们就想
你们可能有办法找到他们
[画面切换的音效]

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[大春]所以想请你们来协助我们捉住他们
[画面切换的音效]

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[画面切换的音效]
[大春]保护大家的安全

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你说大春是不是
上次被导弹炸伤了脑子啊?

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找刺客来捉刺客?

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当然不行啦 这是违反行规的

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对了 我们这次是有悬赏的

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[强调画面的音效]
[大保]十万?每个十万?

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[庄严的乐声]
保护岛民的安全一直都是我们发廊的使命

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这个任务就交给我们了

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大春哥 慢走啊

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[闪亮的音效]
出发吧 阿七

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守护正义与和平的任务就交给你啦!

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呃...你到底指哪啊?

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这样拍出来比较帅嘛

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怎么还不出发呀 靓仔?
[幽沉的乐声]

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你刚刚都听到啦

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这次跟之前那些猫猫狗狗不一样的哦

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这几个是杀人不眨眼的刺客啊

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[大保故作思考声]
[激昂的乐声]
不要再说了 你是不是怂?

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-是
-非常好

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这就是我的最新发明

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七字号发蜡
[重击的音效]

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欸 我就说嘛 就是做发型比较赚钱嘛

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无知

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这个其实是我为你
量身订造的战斗装备来的
[诙谐的乐声]

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[大保]你打开这盒七字发蜡

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-当敌人以为你正在给头发做造型的时候
-哦?嗯

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[大保]突然摁一下侧面的开关

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一个威力无穷的七字标就会飞向对手

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杀人于无形之中啊

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[中靶的音效]

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现在你有了这个神器 你可以出发啦
[木材碎裂声]

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[大保]出发啊!
[建筑坍塌的音效]

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[诙谐的乐声持续]

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老板

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一个干炒牛河 一个冻奶茶 少冰

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[使力声]
[塑料袋爆裂声]

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哎呀

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这个岛这么大 去哪里找啊?

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难道你过去问人家

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“你是不是刺客啊?”

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[阿发奸诈的笑声]

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- [六七]嗯?
- [阿发]没想到这都被你看穿了

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[激昂的乐声]

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[隆重出场的音效]

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[六七]这招有点眼熟啊

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没错 我就是刺客排行榜第3346位的

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赌神阿发

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呃...等一下
[布料摩擦声]

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呃...等我做个发型

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[强调画面的音效]
[六七]天下武功 唯贱不破

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-那个...摇骰子哦
- [六七]嗯?

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-输了就任由对方处置
- [六七]呃...

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我先来
[强调动作的音效]

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[凝重的乐声]
[骰子与杯子碰撞声]

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[骰子与杯子碰撞声]
[使力声]

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[阿发轻笑声]
[惊叹声]

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[使力声]
[阿发]六个六!

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[嗤笑声]

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[悲戚的乐声]
[痛呼声]

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[呻吟声]

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[阿发]你居然出老千
[鸡哥呐喊声]

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他还没买单哦
[惊呼声]
[阿发呻吟声]

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我不认识他的哦
[调皮的乐声]

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[粤语]
哇 靓女啊
[风速逃跑的音效]

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[粤语]
喂 你的牛河和奶茶都还没给钱啊!

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[六七搞怪的嗯声]

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[六七搞怪的嗯声]

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[六七搞怪的嗯声]

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[松口气声]

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[国语]
搞到我牛河都没吃成 好饿啊
[肚子咕咕叫声]

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欸 这不是手打牛丸吗?

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[紧张的乐声]

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[刘丸]你怎么知道我的名字?

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我隐藏得这么好

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- [六七][粤语]搞什么啊?呃...
- [刘丸][国语]还是让你认出来了

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我只是想点一碗手打牛丸而已啊!
[节奏明快的乐声]

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[六七惊呼声]

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[刘丸]没错 我就是 刺客排行榜第2999位的

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守打刘丸
[强调画面的音效]

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我好饿

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[闪亮的音效]
[惊讶声]

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[使力声]

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(守打刘丸对战七先生
连击 千锤百炼)

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[使力声]
[痛呼声]

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[使力声]

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[刘丸]你知道怎样才可以打出
[幽沉的乐声]
[捶打面团声]

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[刘丸]最正宗的牛肉丸吗?

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正宗的手打牛丸

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是要经过千万次的强力击打

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[画面切换的音效]
[刘丸]直到头发脱落

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才能打造而成
[使力声]

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[幽沉的乐声持续]

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[闪亮的音效]

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[呵呵笑声]

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[粤语]
先吃条牛尾补补身

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[使力声]
[国语]
啊

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[尖叫声]
[激昂的乐声]

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[得逞的笑声]
[刘丸痛呼声]

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[六七]你是摸不到自己尾巴根部的

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因为这就是猛男的苦恼
[强调画面的音效]

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[六七]很多猛男都会因为肌肉过于发达

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而在背后出现一个

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两只手都摸不到的绝对领域

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[呻吟声]

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[悠扬的乐声]
[粤语]
[刘丸]哦?坐死你!

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[石块刺入肌肉声]

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[爆炸的音效]
[刘丸惊疑声]

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[国语]
[刘丸]你怎么在这?

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[痛呼声]

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[海浪声]

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[咀嚼声]
[平和的乐声]
[六七]其实你做的牛丸还挺好吃的呀

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虽然里面根本没有牛肉

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[轻笑声]
多管闲事

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[平和的乐声持续]

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[六七]欸
[使力声]

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[松口气声]
[撒尿声]

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刚刚真的好危险啊

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欸 这位大哥你撒过来了哦
[抽水声]

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[紧张的乐声]

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你这个打扮

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应该是搞角色扮演的吧?

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[节奏明快的乐声]
[普通刺客]都打扮成这样了
你都不觉得我是刺客

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你这是瞧不起我

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但你这打扮也太普通了吧?

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[伤感的乐声]

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为什么突然伤感起来了?

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[节奏明快的乐声]

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[普通刺客呵斥声]
[普通刺客]不许你小看普通刺客

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[划破的音效]

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[金属碰撞声]
[普通刺客]哎呀

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[伤感的乐声]
[普通刺客]我还是太普通了吗?

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[布料摩擦声]

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对了 你应该是这个动画唯一一个
会穿成这样的刺客吧?

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[伤感的乐声]
[普通刺客]啊?

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唯一吗?

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看来今天不宜出行啊

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还是赶紧回家好了

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[陈伯痛呼声]
[不安的乐声]
[六七]咦?

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陈伯?

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[陈伯呻吟声]
[六七]嗯?

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可乐

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小朋友

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这个岛上最强的是谁啊?

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[惊呼声]
你才是小朋友

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就不告诉你

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[强调画面的音效]
你最好配合一下

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如果不 这把刀就会在你的脸上

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那个最强的人就在你身后

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啊?
[激昂的乐声]

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[使力声]

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为什么你要对老人家和小朋友下手?

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你才是小朋友!

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我才没空管这些废物

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我来这里

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只不过是为了杀死这个岛上最强的人

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来抬高我的刺客排名

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她说你是这个岛上最强的人

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可乐 你先送陈伯去找神医

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[可乐]哼

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[气氛高涨的乐声]

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[强调画面的音效]

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[发射炮仗的音效]
[六七痛呼声]

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我的刀快到你连拔刀动作都看不到

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就已经死在我的刀下了

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我就是快刀手 春风一郎

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上当了吧?

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现在我就是这个岛上最强的人啦

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[振奋的乐声]
[六七嗤笑声]

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[惊慌声]
[六七]你这种伎俩
我们家大保早就用烂了

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[强调画面的音效]

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[春风一郎]有没有搞错啊?

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[六七]你这个胆小鬼

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连陈伯都比你强

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这么想赢

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就应该拿出你的实力和勇气

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和我一决高下

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[振奋的乐声持续]

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[画面切换的音效]

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[落寞的乐声]
- 9985、9986
- [春风一郎内心话]我曾经...

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- 9...
- [春风一郎内心话]也是努力训练过的

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-但一到决斗的时候
- [春风一郎]998...

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[春风一郎内心话]我就会很害怕

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我很怕输 我一定要赢
[画面切换的音效]

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[春风一郎内心话]只要能赢

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用什么手段都无所谓

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我用这个方法赢了很多的战斗

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我都快不记得

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我也是一个剑客啊

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[安定的乐声]
[使力声]

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[春风一郎]砍中了

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[春风一郎痛呼声]

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[春风一郎呻吟声]

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[轻柔的乐声]

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你连刺客排行榜第17369位的人都打不过

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还是回家好好磨练一下吧
[呻吟声]

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好强啊

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这个人战力和诡计都在我之上

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等一下 你到底是什么人?

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我?我就是这个岛上最强的发型师
[画面切换的音效]

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最擅长剪空气刘海

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一直以优质的服务和亲民的价格

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深受村民们的喜爱

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洗、剪、吹15块 净剪5块
[强调画面的音效]

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{\an8}[强调画面的音效]
两个人同行 一人免单

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[春风一郎]我竟然

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输给了一个剪头发的

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[松口气声]

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[春风一郎]输了的感觉

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也不是那么糟糕啊

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好蓝的天空啊

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是青春的蓝

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突然好想去剪个头发

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手术很成功

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这是从陈伯身上取出来的

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[六七故作思考声]
这颗子弹的形状和材质都非常特别

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应该是来自玄武国的...

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这是陈伯的肾结石

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[嫌弃声]

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他没事的
[大保喘气声]

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他刚刚只是肾结石发作 痛倒在地

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那个赏金呢?

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你抓住人了吗?

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[米开朗基罗强]喂 那个土味发型师
[惊疑声]
[诙谐的乐声]

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我们来一场决斗吧

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到底谁才是这个岛上最强的发型师
[金属碰撞声]

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输了的人就...
[刀剑划过的音效]

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[明朗的乐声]

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[拉近画面的音效]
[梅花十三]再不走
下一刀砍的就不是头发了

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[米开朗基罗强尖叫声]

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[米开朗基罗强]你们这里
人怎么都这样啊?

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你们不要走啊 我现在就去叫人啊

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梅小姐 你找我有事吗?
[大春痛呼声]

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[明朗的乐声持续]

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还有更多的刺客会来这里

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你们打不过的 赶紧逃吧

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那就是说...

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{\an8}[画面切换的音效]
发财的机会来了

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我们还没有出悬赏令哦

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[六七]当时我正准备拿七字镖射你

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结果被你先射中了我的发蜡
[发射炮仗的音效]

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[六七]我就灵机一动

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装作用剪刀接住了你的子弹
[闪亮的音效]

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[六七]吓唬一下你

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你这个卑鄙小人!

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[片尾曲响起]

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{\an8}字幕翻译:林秉璇