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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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{\an8}(任務一,最強髮型師)

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{\an8}(世界地圖,小雞島)

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傳說在南方一個小島上

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有一位天才髮型師

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以他的才能,本可以幹一番大事

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但是他選擇了在這個小島上

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開一家理髮店

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沒錯

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就是這家殺馬特髮型藝術設計

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尤其是天才髮型師,米開朗基羅強

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染髮藝術家,拉斐爾華

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洗頭藝術家,達芬奇堅

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來...進來看看

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現在開會員卡,充500送5000啊

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染髮還送護理套裝啊

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好值啊,快點來看呀

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這麼土,誰會去剪啊?

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等著倒閉吧

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好像還挺潮的哦

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低俗

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-要不要去...
-閉嘴!

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大師開始表演啦!

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(水之藝術)

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(風之藝術)

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(剪之藝術)

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(色之藝術)

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(彩虹獅子頭)

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現在整個人看起來
是不是很霸氣,很精神呢?

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這才是理髮的藝術啊

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長得帥了不起啊?

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剪你

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怎麼剪不斷?

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我們用的是斯特國進口的DX定型髮膠

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一般剪刀是無法破壞這個藝術造型的

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但這不是一般的剪刀

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快跑啊

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-要打架啦
-旋轉破風刺

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(殺馬特髮型藝術設計)

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你怎麼又跑過來啊?分頭跑啊

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不怕,我們有小飛

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小飛

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小飛,你帶錯人啦!

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等等我啊!

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破壞公物,罰款五...

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年輕真是好哦

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當年我也是留這種髮型的

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{\an8}(大保J髮廊)

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(營業中)

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話說我們什麼時候才能夠錢

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去斯特國治病啊?

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你還好意思說

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刺客任務沒有一次成功的

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現在理髮店的生意

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全都被對面的殺馬特搶了

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還想去斯特國?

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你先把下個月的房租賺到再說吧

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煩死我了

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最近都沒錢抽雪茄了

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看到這雙時尚的鞋

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就讓我想起那個五邊形的保安

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水溫可不可以呀?

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有點燙哦

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-那就對啦
-哦

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我先說正事啊

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根據可靠消息

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最近小島來了幾個刺客

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都是十分危險的人物

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隊長聽說你也是做刺客的

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不...我們是做正經生意的我們

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我們是正經髮廊,沒有特殊服務的

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因為刺客的行蹤太隱秘了

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我們根本找不到他們

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我們就想,你們可能有辦法找到他們

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所以想請你們來協助我們捉住他們

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保護大家的安全

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你說大春是不是
上次被導彈炸傷了腦子啊?

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找刺客來捉刺客?

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當然不行啦,這是違反行規的

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對了,我們這次是有懸賞的

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十萬?每個十萬?

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保護島民的安全
一直都是我們髮廊的使命

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這個任務就交給我們了

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大春哥,慢走啊

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出發吧,阿七

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守護正義與和平的任務就交給你啦!

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你到底指哪啊?

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這樣拍出來比較帥嘛

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怎麼還不出發呀,靚仔?

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你剛剛都聽到啦

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這次跟之前那些貓貓狗狗不一樣的哦

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這幾個是殺人不眨眼的刺客啊

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不要再說了,你是不是慫?

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-是
-非常好

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這就是我的最新發明

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七字號髮蠟

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我就說嘛,就是做髮型比較賺錢嘛

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無知

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這個其實是我為你
量身訂造的戰鬥裝備來的

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你打開這盒七字髮蠟

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當敵人以為你正在
給頭髮做造型的時候

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突然摁一下側面的開關

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一個威力無窮的七字標就會飛向對手

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殺人於無形之中啊

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現在你有了這個神器,你可以出發啦

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出發啊!

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(雞哥美食)

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老闆

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一個乾炒牛河,一個凍奶茶,少冰

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這個島這麼大,去哪裡找啊?

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難道你過去問人家

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“你是不是刺客啊?”

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沒想到這都被你看穿了

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這招有點眼熟啊

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沒錯,我就是刺客排行榜第3346位的

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賭神阿發

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等一下

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等我做個髮型

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天下武功,唯賤不破

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那個...搖骰子哦

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輸了就任由對方處置

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我先來

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六個六!

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你居然出老千

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(雞)

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他還沒買單哦

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我不認識他的哦

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靚女啊

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喂,你的牛河和奶茶都還沒給錢啊!

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搞到我牛河都沒吃成,好餓啊

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這不是手打牛丸嗎?

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你怎麼知道我的名字?

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我隱藏得這麼好

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-搞什麼啊?
-還是讓你認出來了

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我只是想點一碗手打牛丸而已啊!

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沒錯,我就是刺客排行榜第2999位的

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守打劉丸

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我好餓

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(守打劉丸對戰七先生
連擊,千錘百煉)

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你知道怎樣才可以打出

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最正宗的牛肉丸嗎?

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正宗的手打牛丸

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是要經過千萬次的強力擊打

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直到頭髮脫落,才能打造而成

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先吃條牛尾補補身

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你是摸不到自己尾巴根部的

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因為這就是猛男的苦惱

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很多猛男都會因為肌肉過於發達

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而在背後出現一個

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兩隻手都摸不到的絕對領域

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坐死你!

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你怎麼在這?

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其實你做的牛丸還挺好吃的呀

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雖然裡面根本沒有牛肉

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多管閒事

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剛剛真的好危險啊

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這位大哥你撒過來了哦

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你這個打扮

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應該是搞角色扮演的吧?

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都打扮成這樣了
你都不覺得我是刺客

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你這是瞧不起我

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但你這打扮也太普通了吧?

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為什麼突然傷感起來了?

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不許你小看普通刺客

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我還是太普通了嗎?

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對了,你應該是這個動畫唯一一個
會穿成這樣的刺客吧?

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唯一嗎?

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看來今天不宜出行啊

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還是趕緊回家好了

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陳伯?

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可樂

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小朋友

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這個島上最強的是誰啊?

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你才是小朋友

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就不告訴你

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妳最好配合一下

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如果不,這把刀就會在妳的臉上

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那個最強的人就在你身後

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為什麼你要對老人家和小朋友下手?

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你才是小朋友!

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我才沒空管這些廢物

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我來這裡

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只不過是為了殺死這個島上最強的人

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來抬高我的刺客排名

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她說你是這個島上最強的人

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可樂,妳先送陳伯去找神醫

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我的刀快到你連拔刀動作都看不到

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就已經死在我的刀下了

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我就是快刀手,春風一郎

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上當了吧?

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現在我就是這個島上最強的人啦

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你這種伎倆,我們家大保早就用爛了

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有沒有搞錯啊?

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你這個膽小鬼,連陳伯都比你強

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這麼想贏

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就應該拿出你的實力和勇氣

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和我一決高下

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9985、9986

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-我曾經也是努力訓練過的
- 9...

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- 998...
-但一到決鬥的時候,我就會很害怕

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我很怕輸,我一定要贏

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只要能贏,用什麼手段都無所謂

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我用這個方法贏了很多的戰鬥

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我都快不記得

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我也是一個劍客啊

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砍中了

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你連刺客排行榜
第17369位的人都打不過

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還是回家好好磨練一下吧

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好強啊

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這個人戰力和詭計都在我之上

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等一下,你到底是什麼人?

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我?我就是這個島上最強的髮型師

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最擅長剪空氣劉海

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一直以優質的服務和親民的價格

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深受村民們的喜愛

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洗、剪、吹15塊,淨剪5塊

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{\an8}兩個人同行,一人免單

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我竟然輸給了一個剪頭髮的

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輸了的感覺也不是那麼糟糕啊

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好藍的天空啊,是青春的藍

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突然好想去剪個頭髮

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{\an8}(手術中)

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手術很成功

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這是從陳伯身上取出來的

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00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,791
這顆子彈的形狀和材質都非常特別

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應該是來自玄武國的...

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這是陳伯的腎結石

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他沒事的

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他剛剛只是腎結石發作,痛倒在地

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(帳單)

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00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,333
那個賞金呢?

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你抓住人了嗎?

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喂,那個土味髮型師

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00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,958
我們來一場決鬥吧

235
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,500
到底誰才是這個島上最強的髮型師

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輸了的人就...

237
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,666
再不走,下一刀砍的就不是頭髮了

238
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,625
你們這裡人怎麼都這樣啊?

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你們不要走啊,我現在就去叫人啊

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梅小姐,妳找我有事嗎?

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00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,416
還有更多的刺客會來這裡

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00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,791
你們打不過的,趕緊逃吧

243
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,291
那就是說

244
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,083
{\an8}發財的機會來了

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{\an8}(御前侍衛,最強髮型師,優惠券)

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我們還沒有出懸賞令哦

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當時我正準備拿七字鏢射你

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結果被你先射中了我的髮蠟

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我就靈機一動

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裝作用剪刀接住了你的子彈

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00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:31,708
嚇唬一下你

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你這個卑鄙小人!

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{\an8}字幕翻譯:林秉璇