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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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[嘰嘰叫聲]

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[拍打聲]
[塑膠擠壓聲]

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[強調畫面的音效]

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[華麗的音效]

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{\an8}(任務一,最強髮型師)

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[隆重出場的音效]

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{\an8}(世界地圖,小雞島)

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{\an8}[悠揚的樂聲]
[旁白]傳說在南方一個小島上

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有一位天才髮型師
[華麗的音效]

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[旁白]以他的才能

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本可以幹一番大事
[刀劍划過的音效]
[閃亮的音效]

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[旁白]但是他選擇了在這個小島上
[石灰碎裂聲]
[木材碎裂聲]

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[旁白]開一家理髮店
[刀劍互砍聲]

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[旁白]沒錯
[畫面轉換的音效]

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[熱情的樂聲]
[主持人]就是這家殺馬特髮型藝術設計

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尤其是天才髮型師,米開朗基羅強
[強調畫面的音效]

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[主持人]染髮藝術家,拉斐爾華
[強調畫面的音效]

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[主持人]洗頭藝術家,達芬奇堅
[強調畫面的音效]

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[主持人]來...進來看看

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現在開會員卡,充500送5000啊

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染髮還送護理套裝啊

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[粵語]
好值啊...快點來看呀

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[國語]
哼,這麼土,誰會去剪啊?

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等著倒閉吧

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好像還挺潮的哦

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[拍打聲]
低俗

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-要不要去...
-閉嘴!

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[主持人]大師開始表演啦!

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[悠揚的樂聲]

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(水之藝術)

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(風之藝術)

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[有活力的樂聲]

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(剪之藝術)

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(色之藝術)

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(彩虹獅子頭)

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[振奮的樂聲]
[主持人]現在整個人看起來
是不是很霸氣,很精神呢?

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這才是理髮的藝術啊

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[六七]哼,長得帥了不起啊?

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剪你
[金屬碰撞聲]

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[六七]欸?怎麼剪不斷?

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[米開朗基羅強嘲笑聲]
[六七]嗯?

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我們用的是斯特國進口的DX定型髮膠

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一般剪刀是無法破壞這個藝術造型的

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哼,但這不是一般的剪刀

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[使力聲]

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[米開朗基羅強驚呼聲]

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[驚呼聲]
[粵語]
[觀眾1]快跑啊

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-要打架啦
- [米卡朗基羅強][國語]旋轉破風刺

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(殺馬特髮型藝術設計)

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[六七驚慌聲]
[緊張的樂聲]

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[米開朗基羅強悶哼聲]

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[喘氣聲]
[引擎加速聲]

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[大保喘氣聲]
你怎麼又跑過來啊?分頭跑啊

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不怕,我們有小飛

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小飛

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[閃亮的音效]
[小飛叫聲]

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[強調畫面的音效]
[貓叫聲]

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[慌亂的貓叫聲]
[驚呼聲]

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小飛,你帶錯人啦!

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等等我啊!

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[陳伯]破壞公物,罰款五...

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哦,年輕真是好哦

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當年我也是留這種髮型的

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[片頭曲響起]

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(大保J髮廊)

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(營業中)

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話說我們什麼時候才能夠錢
[輕快的樂聲]

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去斯特國治病啊?

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你還好意思說
[驚呼聲]

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刺客任務沒有一次成功的

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[六七故作思考聲]
現在理髮店的生意

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全都被對面的殺馬特搶了

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還想去斯特國?

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你先把下個月的房租賺到再說吧

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唉呀,煩死我了

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最近都沒錢抽雪茄了,唉呀

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嗯?看到這雙時尚的鞋

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就讓我想起那個五邊形的保安
[強調畫面的音效]

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[水流聲]

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[六七]水溫可不可以呀?

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[大春]有點燙哦

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- [六七]那就對啦
- [大春]哦

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我先說正事啊

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根據可靠消息

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最近小島來了幾個刺客

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都是十分危險的人物

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隊長聽說你也是做刺客的

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不...我們是做正經生意的我們

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-我們是正經髮廊,沒有特殊服務的
-嗯...

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因為刺客的行蹤太隱秘了

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我們根本找不到他們
[畫面切換的音效]

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[大春]我們就想
你們可能有辦法找到他們
[畫面切換的音效]

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[大春]所以想請你們來協助我們捉住他們
[畫面切換的音效]

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[畫面切換的音效]
[大春]保護大家的安全

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你說大春是不是
上次被導彈炸傷了腦子啊?

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找刺客來捉刺客?

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當然不行啦,這是違反行規的

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對了,我們這次是有懸賞的

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[強調畫面的音效]
[大保]十萬?每個十萬?

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[莊嚴的樂聲]
保護島民的安全一直都是我們髮廊的使命

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這個任務就交給我們了

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大春哥,慢走啊

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[閃亮的音效]
出發吧,阿七

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守護正義與和平的任務就交給你啦!

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呃...你到底指哪啊?

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這樣拍出來比較帥嘛

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怎麼還不出發呀,靚仔?
[幽沉的樂聲]

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你剛剛都聽到啦

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這次跟之前那些貓貓狗狗不一樣的哦

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這幾個是殺人不眨眼的刺客啊

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[大保故作思考聲]
[激昂的樂聲]
不要再說了,你是不是慫?

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-是
-非常好

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這就是我的最新發明

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七字號髮蠟
[重擊的音效]

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欸,我就說嘛,就是做髮型比較賺錢嘛

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無知

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這個其實是我為你
量身訂造的戰鬥裝備來的
[詼諧的樂聲]

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[大保]你打開這盒七字髮蠟

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-當敵人以為你正在給頭髮做造型的時候
-哦?嗯...

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[大保]突然摁一下側面的開關

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一個威力無窮的七字標就會飛向對手

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殺人於無形之中啊

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[中靶的音效]

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現在你有了這個神器,你可以出發啦
[木材碎裂聲]

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[大保]出發啊!
[建築坍塌的音效]

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(雞哥美食)

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[詼諧的樂聲持續]

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老闆

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一個乾炒牛河,一個凍奶茶,少冰

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[使力聲]
[塑料袋爆裂聲]

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唉呀

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這個島這麼大,去哪裡找啊?

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難道你過去問人家

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“你是不是刺客啊?”

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[阿發奸詐的笑聲]

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- [六七]嗯?
- [阿發]沒想到這都被你看穿了

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[激昂的樂聲]

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[隆重出場的音效]

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[六七]這招有點眼熟啊

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沒錯,我就是刺客排行榜第3346位的

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賭神阿發

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呃...等一下
[布料摩擦聲]

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呃...等我做個髮型

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[強調畫面的音效]
[六七]天下武功,唯賤不破

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-那個...搖骰子哦
- [六七]嗯?

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-輸了就任由對方處置
- [六七]呃...

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我先來
[強調動作的音效]

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[凝重的樂聲]
[骰子與杯子碰撞聲]

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[骰子與杯子碰撞聲]
[使力聲]

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[阿發輕笑聲]
[驚嘆聲]

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[使力聲]
[阿發]六個六!

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[嗤笑聲]

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[悲戚的樂聲]
[痛呼聲]

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[呻吟聲]

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[阿發]你居然出老千
[雞哥吶喊聲]

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(雞)

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他還沒買單哦
[驚呼聲]
[阿發呻吟聲]

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我不認識他的哦
[調皮的樂聲]

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[粵語]
哇,靚女啊
[風速逃跑的音效]

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[粵語]
喂,你的牛河和奶茶都還沒給錢啊!

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[六七搞怪的嗯聲]

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[六七搞怪的嗯聲]

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[六七搞怪的嗯聲]

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[鬆口氣聲]

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[國語]
搞到我牛河都沒吃成,好餓啊
[肚子咕咕叫聲]

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欸,這不是手打牛丸嗎?

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[緊張的樂聲]

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[劉丸]你怎麼知道我的名字?

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我隱藏得這麼好

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- [六七][粵語]搞什麼啊?呃...
- [劉丸][國語]還是讓你認出來了

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我只是想點一碗手打牛丸而已啊!
[節奏明快的樂聲]

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[六七驚呼聲]

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[劉丸]沒錯,我就是
刺客排行榜第2999位的

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守打劉丸
[強調畫面的音效]

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我好餓

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[閃亮的音效]
[驚訝聲]

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[使力聲]

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(守打劉丸對戰七先生
連擊,千錘百煉)

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[使力聲]
[痛呼聲]

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[使力聲]

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[劉丸]你知道怎樣才可以打出
[幽沉的樂聲]
[捶打麵團聲]

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[劉丸]最正宗的牛肉丸嗎?

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正宗的手打牛丸

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是要經過千萬次的強力擊打

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[畫面切換的音效]
[劉丸]直到頭髮脫落

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才能打造而成
[使力聲]

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[幽沉的樂聲持續]

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[閃亮的音效]

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[呵呵笑聲]

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[粵語]
先吃條牛尾補補身

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[使力聲]
[國語]
啊

193
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[尖叫聲]
[激昂的樂聲]

194
00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:20,875
[得逞的笑聲]
[劉丸痛呼聲]

195
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[六七]你是摸不到自己尾巴根部的

196
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因為這就是猛男的苦惱
[強調畫面的音效]

197
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[六七]很多猛男都會因為肌肉過於發達

198
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而在背後出現一個

199
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兩隻手都摸不到的絕對領域

200
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[呻吟聲]

201
00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,958
[悠揚的樂聲]
[粵語]
[劉丸]哦?坐死你!

202
00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:41,916
[石塊刺入肌肉聲]

203
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,250
[爆炸的音效]
[劉丸驚疑聲]

204
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,833
[國語]
[劉丸]你怎麼在這?

205
00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:45,875
[痛呼聲]

206
00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:47,708
[海浪聲]

207
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[咀嚼聲]
[平和的樂聲]
[六七]其實你做的牛丸還挺好吃的呀

208
00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:56,000
雖然裡面根本沒有牛肉

209
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[輕笑聲]
多管閒事

210
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,708
[平和的樂聲持續]

211
00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,250
[六七]欸
[使力聲]

212
00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,666
[鬆口氣聲]
[撒尿聲]

213
00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,708
剛剛真的好危險啊

214
00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:14,375
欸,這位大哥你撒過來了哦
[抽水聲]

215
00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,500
[緊張的樂聲]

216
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,125
你這個打扮

217
00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:22,416
應該是搞角色扮演的吧?

218
00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:26,625
[節奏明快的樂聲]
[普通刺客]都打扮成這樣了
你都不覺得我是刺客

219
00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,208
你這是瞧不起我

220
00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,958
但你這打扮也太普通了吧?

221
00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,041
[傷感的樂聲]

222
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,958
為什麼突然傷感起來了?

223
00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:35,916
[節奏明快的樂聲]

224
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,958
[普通刺客呵斥聲]
[普通刺客]不許你小看普通刺客

225
00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:40,708
[劃破的音效]

226
00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:45,291
[金屬碰撞聲]
[普通刺客]唉呀

227
00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,166
[傷感的樂聲]
[普通刺客]我還是太普通了嗎?

228
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,666
[布料摩擦聲]

229
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:59,458
對了,你應該是這個動畫唯一一個
會穿成這樣的刺客吧?

230
00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:01,708
[傷感的樂聲]
[普通刺客]啊?

231
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,625
唯一嗎?

232
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,500
看來今天不宜出行啊

233
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:12,041
還是趕緊回家好了

234
00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,041
[陳伯痛呼聲]
[不安的樂聲]
[六七]咦?

235
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,083
陳伯?

236
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,708
[陳伯呻吟聲]
[六七]嗯?

237
00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,083
可樂

238
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:21,583
小朋友

239
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,083
這個島上最強的是誰啊?

240
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,041
[驚呼聲]
你才是小朋友

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00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:29,291
就不告訴你

242
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:32,791
[強調畫面的音效]
妳最好配合一下

243
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:38,125
如果不,這把刀就會在妳的臉上

244
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,083
那個最強的人就在你身後

245
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,916
啊?
[激昂的樂聲]

246
00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,375
[使力聲]

247
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:56,750
為什麼你要對老人家和小朋友下手?

248
00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:58,583
你才是小朋友!

249
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,750
我才沒空管這些廢物

250
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,166
我來這裡

251
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:07,041
只不過是為了殺死這個島上最強的人

252
00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:09,583
來抬高我的刺客排名

253
00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:14,541
她說你是這個島上最強的人

254
00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:18,375
可樂,妳先送陳伯去找神醫

255
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,500
[可樂]哼

256
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:28,541
[氣氛高漲的樂聲]

257
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,041
[強調畫面的音效]

258
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,500
[發射炮仗的音效]
[六七痛呼聲]

259
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:41,166
我的刀快到你連拔刀動作都看不到

260
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,458
就已經死在我的刀下了

261
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,875
我就是快刀手,春風一郎

262
00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:49,583
上當了吧?

263
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,500
現在我就是這個島上最強的人啦

264
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,916
[振奮的樂聲]
[六七嗤笑聲]

265
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,291
[驚慌聲]
[六七]你這種伎倆
我們家大保早就用爛了

266
00:12:58,875 --> 00:12:59,791
[強調畫面的音效]

267
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,208
[春風一郎]有沒有搞錯啊?

268
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,625
[六七]你這個膽小鬼

269
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,958
連陳伯都比你強

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00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:10,250
這麼想贏

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00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,750
就應該拿出你的實力和勇氣

272
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:14,916
和我一決高下

273
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:19,375
[振奮的樂聲持續]

274
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:23,708
[畫面切換的音效]

275
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[落寞的樂聲]
- 9985、9986
- [春風一郎內心話]我曾經...

276
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- 9...
- [春風一郎內心話]也是努力訓練過的

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-但一到決鬥的時候
- [春風一郎]998...

278
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,666
[春風一郎內心話]我就會很害怕

279
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,583
我很怕輸,我一定要贏
[畫面切換的音效]

280
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,875
[春風一郎內心話]只要能贏

281
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:39,833
用什麼手段都無所謂

282
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,458
我用這個方法贏了很多的戰鬥

283
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:44,250
我都快不記得

284
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,250
我也是一個劍客啊

285
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:51,000
[安定的樂聲]
[使力聲]

286
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,041
[春風一郎]砍中了

287
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:02,250
[春風一郎痛呼聲]

288
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,125
[春風一郎呻吟聲]

289
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,750
[輕柔的樂聲]

290
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:19,500
你連刺客排行榜第17369位的人都打不過

291
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,958
還是回家好好磨練一下吧
[呻吟聲]

292
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,916
好強啊

293
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:27,125
這個人戰力和詭計都在我之上

294
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:31,541
等一下,你到底是什麼人?

295
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,833
我?我就是這個島上最強的髮型師
[畫面切換的音效]

296
00:14:36,916 --> 00:14:38,875
最擅長剪空氣劉海

297
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,291
一直以優質的服務和親民的價格

298
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,125
深受村民們的喜愛

299
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,000
洗、剪、吹15塊,淨剪5塊
[強調畫面的音效]

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00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,333
{\an8}[強調畫面的音效]
兩個人同行,一人免單

301
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,583
[春風一郎]我竟然

302
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,666
輸給了一個剪頭髮的

303
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,583
[鬆口氣聲]

304
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,291
[春風一郎]輸了的感覺

305
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,875
也不是那麼糟糕啊

306
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,291
好藍的天空啊

307
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,041
是青春的藍

308
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,916
突然好想去剪個頭髮

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00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,166
{\an8}(手術中)

310
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,333
手術很成功

311
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,833
這是從陳伯身上取出來的

312
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,916
[六七故作思考聲]
這顆子彈的形狀和材質都非常特別

313
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,750
應該是來自玄武國的...

314
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,333
這是陳伯的腎結石

315
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,500
[嫌棄聲]

316
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:28,875
他沒事的
[大保喘氣聲]

317
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:32,041
他剛剛只是腎結石發作,痛倒在地

318
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:32,958
(帳單)

319
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,333
那個賞金呢?

320
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:35,416
你抓住人了嗎?

321
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,041
[米開朗基羅強]喂,那個土味髮型師
[驚疑聲]
[詼諧的樂聲]

322
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,958
我們來一場決鬥吧

323
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,500
到底誰才是這個島上最強的髮型師
[金屬碰撞聲]

324
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,458
輸了的人就...
[刀劍划過的音效]

325
00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:48,333
[明朗的樂聲]

326
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:51,666
[拉近畫面的音效]
[梅花十三]再不走
下一刀砍的就不是頭髮了

327
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,666
[米開朗基羅強尖叫聲]

328
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:57,625
[米開朗基羅強]你們這裡人
怎麼都這樣啊?

329
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,458
你們不要走啊,我現在就去叫人啊

330
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,666
梅小姐,妳找我有事嗎?
[大春痛呼聲]

331
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,458
[明朗的樂聲持續]

332
00:16:09,541 --> 00:16:11,416
還有更多的刺客會來這裡

333
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,791
你們打不過的,趕緊逃吧

334
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,291
那就是說

335
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:19,083
{\an8}[畫面切換的音效]
發財的機會來了

336
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,541
{\an8}(御前侍衛,最強髮型師,優惠券)

337
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,583
我們還沒有出懸賞令哦

338
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,500
[六七]當時我正準備拿七字鏢射你

339
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,291
結果被你先射中了我的髮蠟
[發射炮仗的音效]

340
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,208
[六七]我就靈機一動

341
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,333
裝作用剪刀接住了你的子彈
[閃亮的音效]

342
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:31,708
[六七]嚇唬一下你

343
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,958
你這個卑鄙小人!

344
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,458
[片尾曲響起]

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{\an8}字幕翻譯:林秉璇