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Netflix 原创动画剧集

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老板 我想剪个头发啊

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好的 进来坐啊

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我认得你 春风一郎

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这都被你认出来?

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{\an8}我已经是换了个造型才来的啊

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我最近在小疯便利店兼职

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然后遇到一个女生

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-她每天都会来买牛奶
-是想表白是吧?

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那个...

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-我...
-是不是想剪一个

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-增加表白成功率的发型啊?
-我...

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我只是想搭个讪 就认识一下而已啊

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没问题啦 这个任务就交给我了

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为什么我有不详的预感?

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完美

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这样搭讪真的会成功吗?

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加油啊 祝你早日脱单啊

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大保发廊周年庆啊

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充值500送5000啊

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靓女 你要不要染个头啊?

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-骗子
-骗你我被自己招牌砸死啊

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不会这么灵吧?

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梅小姐 你也上来晒衣服啊?

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师父 都看到了吗?

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把人杀了 把刀拿回来

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师父 为什么要杀他?

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我收你为徒的时候说过什么?

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“执行任务

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不问原因 不问对错”

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危险!

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这次 当我还你的人情

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等你伤愈之后 我再来取你的命

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又来?

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我闪

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真是个完美的发型

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我跳

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危险啊!

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年轻真是好啊

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当年我也是这样被美女追的

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你这种伎俩用太多次了

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应该走远了吧?

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痛 不要追

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极速小飞鸡!

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很晚啦 早点回家休息吧

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累死我了 还要回去晾衣服啊

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头要落地啦!

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现在我收你为徒

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记住我下面说的话

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执行任务

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不问原因 不问对错

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情感是刺客的第一大忌

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违抗师令

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斩立决

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你刚刚那样很危险的 会出人命的

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我很生气 我要跟你决斗

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再好不过了

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但是打我肯定是打不过你的

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这样吧

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我接你三招

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如果我倒地算我输

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如果输了的话

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你马上离开这里

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逃到一个我永远都找不到的地方

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但你也可能死在我的刀下

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-那如果我赢了你呢?
-我把魔刀还你

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并且再也不出现在你面前

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不 谁稀罕那把破刀啊

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如果我赢了 你就跟我一起去海边...

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出招吧

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我还没说完呢 那我当你答应了呀

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情感是刺客的第一大忌

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难不倒我的

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那是我的刀

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难道...

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梅小姐 你好 这么巧啊?

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小心

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中啊

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可恶 这都被发现了

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姐姐

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维密天使啊

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这是飞鸟门的绝技 幻翼飞行

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难道姐姐她...

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你姐长得...

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发生什么事啊?

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这是第三招 是我输了

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魔刀我会还你的

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不用了 我还是比较喜欢用剪刀

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对了 还没谢谢你帮我 重新打造了一把新的剪刀

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比以前那把牛杂刀好用多了

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我会给更多的人剪头发

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我要成为最好的发型师

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人呢?

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为什么要杀这些人呢?

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这是玄武国一贯的做法

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{\an8}要占领一个地方 会先出刺杀令

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把当地最强的人都杀掉

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其他人自然也会放弃抵抗

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这样就可以用最少的战斗

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占领一个地方

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原来玄武国的人这么聪明啊

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不是武功盖世 头脑简单啊

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其实玄武国的人口很少

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因为只有极少数有很高武学天赋的人

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才能成为玄武国的国民

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而且需要很多年才能培养出武学高手

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所以他们会尽量避免
战争中的人员伤亡

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这也是为什么

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玄武国有全世界最强的刺客组织

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我当初来到这个岛

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就是受命来收集情报的

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本来以为汪星人首领是这里最强的

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所以组织下令刺杀他

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但后来发现

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这个岛上还有其他的高手

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-所以...
-所以

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这份名单是因为你提供的情报

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而下的刺杀令

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没错

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那你现在为什么又把名单给我?

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因为我逾期未能完成任务

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暗杀令已改为悬赏任务

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会有各种各样的刺客来到这里

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至于你们要保护还是逃离

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就跟我无关了

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还有我师父要杀你

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去海边穿哪套衣服好呢?

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又可以赚一笔保护费了

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下雨了

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我忘记带伞了

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你好啊

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我刚好路过

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我...

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我想送你回家

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好吧

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伍六七果然没骗我

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我到了 谢谢你送我回家

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我可不可以

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跟你加个微信啊?