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Netflix 原创动画剧集

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[叽叽叫声]

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[拍打声]
[塑胶挤压声]

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[强调画面的音效]

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[华丽的音效]

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[隆重出场的音效]

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[吹风筒运作声]
[愉快的乐声]

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[春风一郎]老板 我想剪个头发啊

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好的 进来坐啊

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[故作思考声]

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哦 我认得你

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春风一郎

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[惊呼声]
这都被你认出来?

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{\an8}我已经是换了个造型才来的啊

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我最近在小疯便利店兼职

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然后遇到一个女生

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[滑近的音效]
-她每天都会来买牛奶
-是想表白是吧?

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那个...

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-我...
-是不是想剪一个

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-增加表白成功率的发型啊?
-我...

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我只是想搭个讪

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就认识一下而已啊
[诡异的乐声]

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[闪亮的音效]
没问题啦 这个任务就交给我了

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[奸诈的笑声]

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[春风一郎]为什么我有不详的预感?

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[有活力的乐声]
[隆重出场的音效]
哇 完美

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这样搭讪真的会成功吗?

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[六七]加油啊 祝你早日脱单啊

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[春风一郎]哎呀

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呃 哦?

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[片头曲响起]

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大保发廊周年庆啊

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[轻快的乐声]
充值500送5000啊

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欸 靓女 你要不要染个头啊?

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[惠莲]哼 骗子

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骗你我被自己招牌砸死啊
[刀剑划过的音效]

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[惊呼声]

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不会这么灵吧?

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梅小姐 你也上来晒衣服啊?

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[画面切换的音效]

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师父 都看到了吗?

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[伤感的乐声]
把人杀了 把刀拿回来

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师父 为什么要杀他?

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[青凤]我收你为徒的时候说过什么?

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[梅花十三]“执行任务

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不问原因 不问对错”

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[画面切换的音效]
[发射的音效]

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危险!

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[画面切换的音效]

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[鹰啸声]

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[伤感的乐声持续]

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这次 当我还你的人情

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等你伤愈之后 我再来取你的命

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[拉近画面的音效]
[惊呼声]

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[节奏明快的乐声]
[使力声]

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[六七]唉 哎呀 唉

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[喘气声]

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[强调画面的音效]

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[惊慌声]
[六七]又来?

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[强调动作的音效]
[六七使力声]
[六七]我闪

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[六七惊慌声]
[米开朗基罗强]啊 真是个完美的发型

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[拉近画面的音效]
[惊慌声]
[六七]我跳

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[刀剑划过的音效]
[米开朗基罗强惊疑声]

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[米开朗基罗强惊呼声]

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[使力声]

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[惊慌声]

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[得逞的笑声]

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[碰撞声]
[惊呼声]

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[节奏明快的乐声持续]

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[惊呼声]

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[六七尖叫声]
[六七]危险啊!

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哎呀
[群众痛呼声]

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[爆炸的音效]

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[六七]欸?
[六七轻松的哼唱声]

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[飞镖刺入肌肉声]
[惊疑声]

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[痛呼声]

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[风速逃跑的音效]

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哦 年轻真是好啊

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当年我也是这样被美女追的

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[喘气声]

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[六七]欸?
[六七得逞的笑声]

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[惊呼声]

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[强调画面的音效]
[梅花十三]你这种伎俩用太多次了

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[六七挣扎声]
[刀剑划过的音效]

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[渐近的脚步声]

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[节奏明快的乐声持续]

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[下水道盖子转动声]
[六七使力声]

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[六七]哎呀

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应该走远了吧?

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[梅花十三]啧

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[爆炸的音效]
[六七]哎呀 痛 不要追

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[六七痛呼声]

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[喘气声]

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[六七使力声]

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[六七]极速小飞鸡!
[闪亮的音效]

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[六七使力声]
[小飞叫声]

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[六七]很晚啦 早点回家休息吧

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[节奏明快的乐声持续]
[叹气声]

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累死我了 还要回去晾衣服啊

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[惊呼声]

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[六七惊慌呐喊声]
[六七]头要落地啦!

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[痛呼声]
[群众惊疑声]

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[群众惊慌呐喊声]

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[幽幽的乐声]

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[画面切换的音效]

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[青凤]现在我收你为徒

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记住我下面说的话

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执行任务

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不问原因 不问对错

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情感是刺客的第一大忌

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[幽幽的乐声持续]

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违抗师令

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斩立决

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[画面切换的音效]

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[使力声]

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[使力声]

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哇 你刚刚那样很危险的 会出人命的

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我很生气 我要跟你决斗

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[梅花十三]再好不过了

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呃...但是打我肯定是打不过你的

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这样吧 我接你三招

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如果我倒地算我输

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如果输了的话

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你马上离开这里

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逃到一个我永远都找不到的地方

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但你也可能死在我的刀下

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-那如果我赢了你呢?
-我把魔刀还你

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并且再也不出现在你面前

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不 谁稀罕那把破刀啊

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如果我赢了 你就跟我一起去海边...

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[紧张的乐声]
出招吧

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[强调动作的音效]

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我还没说完呢 那我当你答应了呀

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[使力声]

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[画面切换的音效]

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[妖怪的叫声]

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[强调动作的音效]

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[嘶吼声]

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[紧张的乐声持续]

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[爆炸的音效]

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[青凤]情感是刺客的第一大忌

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[画面切换的音效]

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[强调动作的音效]

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[重击的音效]

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[六七]哼 难不倒我的

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[爆炸的音效]

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[惊疑声]

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[紧张的乐声持续]

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[梅花十三内心话]那是我的刀

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难道...

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[爆炸的音效]

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[干笑声]

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梅小姐 你好 这么巧啊?

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[不安的乐声]
[惊疑声]

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[强调动作的音效]

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[六七]小心

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[甜蜜的乐声]

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[甜蜜的乐声持续]

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[粤语]
[六七]中啊

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[暗器与树干碰撞声]

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[梅花十一痛呼声]

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[幽沉的乐声]

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[国语]
可恶 这都被发现了

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[梅花十三]姐姐

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[强调动作的音效]

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哇 维密天使啊

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[梅花十三]这是飞鸟门的绝技

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幻翼飞行

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难道姐姐她...

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哇 你姐长得...

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欸?发生什么事啊?

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这是第三招

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是我输了
[轻柔的乐声]

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魔刀我会还你的

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不用了 我还是比较喜欢用剪刀

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对了 还没谢谢你帮我 重新打造了一把新的剪刀

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比以前那把牛杂刀好用多了

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我会给更多的人剪头发

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我要成为最好的发型师

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[强调画面的音效]
欸?人呢?

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欸?

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[痛呼声]

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[轻柔的乐声持续]

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[六七]欸?

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哦?

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[幽沉的乐声]

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为什么要杀这些人呢?

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这是玄武国一贯的做法

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{\an8}要占领一个地方 会先出刺杀令

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把当地最强的人都杀掉

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其他人自然也会放弃抵抗

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这样就可以用最少的战斗

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占领一个地方

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原来玄武国的人这么聪明啊?

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不是武功盖世 头脑简单啊

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其实玄武国的人口很少

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因为只有极少数有很高武学天赋的人

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才能成为玄武国的国民
[刀剑互砍声]

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[强调动作的音效]

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[梅花十三]而且需要很多年
才能培养出武学高手
[强调动作的音效]

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[梅花十三]所以他们会尽量避免
战争中的人员伤亡

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这也是为什么

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玄武国有全世界最强的刺客组织

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我当初来到这个岛

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就是受命来收集情报的

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[画面切换的音效]
[梅花十三]本来以为
汪星人首领是这里最强的

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所以组织下令刺杀他
[强调动作的音效]

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[梅花十三]但后来发现

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这个岛上还有其他的高手

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-所以...
- [大保]所以

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这份名单是因为你提供的情报

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而下的刺杀令

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[幽沉的乐声持续]

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没错

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那你现在为什么又把名单给我?

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[梅花十三]因为我逾期未能完成任务

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暗杀令已改为悬赏任务

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会有各种各样的刺客来到这里

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至于你们要保护还是逃离

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就跟我无关了

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还有我师父要杀你

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[振翅声]

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[鹰啸声]

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[六七]呃...去海边穿哪套衣服好呢?

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[奸诈的笑声]

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又可以赚一笔保护费了

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唉 下雨了

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我忘记带伞了

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[甜蜜的乐声]
[闪亮的音效]

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[小姑娘惊呼声]
你好啊

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我刚好路过

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我...

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我想送你回家
[惊慌声]

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[小姑娘]呃...

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[甜蜜的乐声持续]
[交通信号灯提示声]

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嗯 好吧

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伍六七果然没骗我

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[片尾曲响起]

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我到了 谢谢你送我回家

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呃...

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我可不可以

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跟你加个微信啊?

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