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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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(任務二,十三VS六七)

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(大保J髮廊)

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老闆,我想剪個頭髮啊

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好的,進來坐啊

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我認得你,春風一郎

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這都被你認出來?

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{\an8}我已經是換了個造型才來的啊

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我最近在小瘋便利店兼職

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然後遇到一個女生

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-她每天都會來買牛奶
-是想表白是吧?

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那個...

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-我...
-是不是想剪一個

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-增加表白成功率的髮型啊?
-我...

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我只是想搭個訕,就認識一下而已啊

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沒問題啦,這個任務就交給我了

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為什麼我有不詳的預感?

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完美

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這樣搭訕真的會成功嗎?

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加油啊,祝你早日脫單啊

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大保髮廊週年慶啊

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充值500送5000啊

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靚女,妳要不要染個頭啊?

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-騙子
-騙妳我被自己招牌砸死啊

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不會這麼靈吧?

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{\an8}(大保J髮廊)

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梅小姐,妳也上來曬衣服啊?

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師父,都看到了嗎?

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把人殺了,把刀拿回來

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師父,為什麼要殺他?

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我收妳為徒的時候說過什麼?

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“執行任務

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不問原因,不問對錯”

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危險!

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這次,當我還你的人情

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等你傷愈之後,我再來取你的命

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(大保J髮廊)

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又來?

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我閃

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真是個完美的髮型

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我跳

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危險啊!

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年輕真是好啊

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當年我也是這樣被美女追的

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你這種伎倆用太多次了

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應該走遠了吧?

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痛...不要追

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極速小飛雞!

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很晚啦,早點回家休息吧

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累死我了,還要回去晾衣服啊

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頭要落地啦!

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現在我收妳為徒

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記住我下面說的話

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執行任務

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不問原因,不問對錯

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情感是刺客的第一大忌

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違抗師令

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斬立決

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妳剛剛那樣很危險的,會出人命的

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我很生氣,我要跟妳決鬥

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再好不過了

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但是打我肯定是打不過妳的

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這樣吧,我接妳三招

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如果我倒地算我輸

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如果輸了的話

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你馬上離開這裡

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逃到一個我永遠都找不到的地方

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但你也可能死在我的刀下

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-那如果我贏了妳呢?
-我把魔刀還你

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並且再也不出現在你面前

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不,誰稀罕那把破刀啊

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如果我贏了,妳就跟我一起去海邊...

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出招吧

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(雙刀流,雙鳳映月)

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我還沒說完呢,那我當妳答應了呀

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情感是刺客的第一大忌

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難不倒我的

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那是我的刀

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難道...

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梅小姐,妳好,這麼巧啊?

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小心

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中啊

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可惡,這都被發現了

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姐姐

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維密天使啊

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這是飛鳥門的絕技,幻翼飛行

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難道姐姐她...

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妳姐長得...

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發生什麼事啊?

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這是第三招,是我輸了

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魔刀我會還你的

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不用了,我還是比較喜歡用剪刀

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對了,還沒謝謝妳幫我
重新打造了一把新的剪刀

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比以前那把牛雜刀好用多了

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我會給更多的人剪頭髮

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我要成為最好的髮型師

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人呢?

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(懸賞暗殺令:汪瘋、貓小咪
何大春、江惠蓮、雞大保)

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為什麼要殺這些人呢?

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這是玄武國一貫的做法

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{\an8}要佔領一個地方,會先出刺殺令

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把當地最強的人都殺掉

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其他人自然也會放棄抵抗

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這樣就可以用最少的戰鬥

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佔領一個地方

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原來玄武國的人這麼聰明啊?

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不是武功蓋世,頭腦簡單啊

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其實玄武國的人口很少

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因為只有極少數有很高武學天賦的人

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才能成為玄武國的國民

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而且需要很多年才能培養出武學高手

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所以他們會盡量避免
戰爭中的人員傷亡

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這也是為什麼

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玄武國有全世界最強的刺客組織

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我當初來到這個島

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就是受命來蒐集情報的

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本來以為汪星人首領是這裡最強的

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所以組織下令刺殺他

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但後來發現

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這個島上還有其他的高手

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-所以...
-所以

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這份名單是因為妳提供的情報

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而下的刺殺令

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沒錯

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那妳現在為什麼又把名單給我?

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因為我逾期未能完成任務

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暗殺令已改為懸賞任務

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會有各種各樣的刺客來到這裡

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至於你們要保護還是逃離

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就跟我無關了

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還有我師父要殺你

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去海邊穿哪套衣服好呢?

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又可以賺一筆保護費了

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(小瘋便利)

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下雨了

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我忘記帶傘了

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妳好啊

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我剛好路過

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我...

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我想送妳回家

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好吧

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伍六七果然沒騙我

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我到了,謝謝你送我回家

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我可不可以

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跟妳加個微信啊?

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(春風一郎)

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