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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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[嘰嘰叫聲]

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[拍打聲]
[塑膠擠壓聲]

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[強調畫面的音效]

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[華麗的音效]

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(任務二,十三VS六七)

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[隆重出場的音效]

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(大保J髮廊)

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[愉快的樂聲]
[吹風筒運作聲]
[春風一郎]老闆,我想剪個頭髮啊

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好的,進來坐啊

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[故作思考聲]

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哦,我認得你

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春風一郎

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[驚呼聲]
這都被你認出來?

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{\an8}我已經是換了個造型才來的啊

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我最近在小瘋便利店兼職

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然後遇到一個女生

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[滑近的音效]
-她每天都會來買牛奶
-是想表白是吧?

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那個...

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-我...
-是不是想剪一個

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-增加表白成功率的髮型啊?
-我...

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我只是想搭個訕

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就認識一下而已啊
[詭異的樂聲]

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[閃亮的音效]
沒問題啦,這個任務就交給我了

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[奸詐的笑聲]

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[春風一郎]為什麼我有不詳的預感?

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[有活力的樂聲]
[隆重出場的音效]
哇,完美

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這樣搭訕真的會成功嗎?

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[六七]加油啊,祝你早日脫單啊

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[春風一郎]唉呀

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呃,哦?

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[片頭曲響起]

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大保髮廊週年慶啊

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[輕快的樂聲]
充值500送5000啊

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欸,靚女,妳要不要染個頭啊?

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[惠蓮]哼,騙子

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騙妳我被自己招牌砸死啊
[刀劍划過的音效]

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[驚呼聲]

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不會這麼靈吧?

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{\an8}(大保J髮廊)

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梅小姐,妳也上來曬衣服啊?

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[畫面切換的音效]

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師父,都看到了嗎?

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[傷感的樂聲]
把人殺了,把刀拿回來

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師父,為什麼要殺他?

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[青鳳]我收妳為徒的時候說過什麼?

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[梅花十三]“執行任務

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不問原因,不問對錯”

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[畫面切換的音效]
[發射的音效]

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危險!

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[畫面切換的音效]

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[鷹嘯聲]

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[傷感的樂聲持續]

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這次,當我還你的人情

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等你傷愈之後,我再來取你的命

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[拉近畫面的音效]
[驚呼聲]

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[節奏明快的樂聲]
[使力聲]

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(大保J髮廊)

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[六七]唉呀,唉

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[喘氣聲]

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[強調畫面的音效]

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[驚慌聲]
[六七]又來?

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[強調動作的音效]
[六七使力聲]
[六七]我閃

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[六七驚慌聲]
[米開朗基羅強]啊,真是個完美的髮型

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[拉近畫面的音效]
[驚慌聲]
[六七]我跳

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[刀劍划過的音效]
[米開朗基羅強驚疑聲]

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[米開朗基羅強驚呼聲]

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[使力聲]

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[驚慌聲]

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[得逞的笑聲]

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[碰撞聲]
[驚呼聲]

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[節奏明快的樂聲持續]

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[驚呼聲]

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[六七尖叫聲]
[六七]危險啊!

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唉呀
[群眾痛呼聲]

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[爆炸的音效]

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[六七]欸?
[六七輕鬆的哼唱聲]

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[飛鏢刺入肌肉聲]
[驚疑聲]

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[痛呼聲]

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[風速逃跑的音效]

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哦,年輕真是好啊

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當年我也是這樣被美女追的

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[喘氣聲]

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[六七]欸?
[六七得逞的笑聲]

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[驚呼聲]

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[強調畫面的音效]
[梅花十三]你這種伎倆用太多次了

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[六七掙扎聲]
[刀劍划過的音效]

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[漸近的腳步聲]

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[節奏明快的樂聲持續]

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[下水道蓋子轉動聲]
[六七使力聲]

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[六七]唉呀

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應該走遠了吧?

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[梅花十三]嘖

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[爆炸的音效]
[六七]唉呀...痛...不要追

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[六七痛呼聲]

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[喘氣聲]

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[六七使力聲]

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[六七]極速小飛雞!
[閃亮的音效]

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[六七使力聲]
[小飛叫聲]

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很晚啦,早點回家休息吧

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[節奏明快的樂聲持續]
[嘆氣聲]

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累死我了,還要回去晾衣服啊

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[驚呼聲]

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[六七驚慌吶喊聲]
[六七]頭要落地啦!

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[痛呼聲]
[群眾驚疑聲]

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[群眾驚慌吶喊聲]

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[幽幽的樂聲]

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[畫面切換的音效]

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[青鳳]現在我收妳為徒

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記住我下面說的話

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執行任務

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不問原因,不問對錯

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情感是刺客的第一大忌

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[幽幽的樂聲持續]

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違抗師令

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斬立決

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[畫面切換的音效]

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[使力聲]

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[使力聲]

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哇,妳剛剛那樣很危險的,會出人命的

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我很生氣,我要跟妳決鬥

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[梅花十三]再好不過了

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呃...但是打我肯定是打不過妳的

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這樣吧,我接妳三招

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如果我倒地算我輸

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如果輸了的話

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你馬上離開這裡

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逃到一個我永遠都找不到的地方

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但你也可能死在我的刀下

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-那如果我贏了妳呢?
-我把魔刀還你

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並且再也不出現在你面前

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不,誰稀罕那把破刀啊

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如果我贏了,妳就跟我一起去海邊...

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[緊張的樂聲]
出招吧

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(雙刀流,雙鳳映月)

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我還沒說完呢,那我當妳答應了呀

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[使力聲]

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[畫面切換的音效]

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[妖怪的叫聲]

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[強調動作的音效]

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[嘶吼聲]

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[緊張的樂聲持續]

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[爆炸的音效]

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[青鳳]情感是刺客的第一大忌

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[畫面切換的音效]

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[強調動作的音效]

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[重擊的音效]

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[六七]哼,難不倒我的

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[爆炸的音效]

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[驚疑聲]

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[緊張的樂聲持續]

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[梅花十三內心話]那是我的刀

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難道...

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[爆炸的音效]

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[乾笑聲]

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梅小姐,妳好,這麼巧啊?

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[不安的樂聲]
[驚疑聲]

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[強調動作的音效]

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[六七]小心

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[甜蜜的樂聲]

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[甜蜜的樂聲持續]

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[粵語]
[六七]中啊

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[暗器與樹幹碰撞聲]

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[梅花十一痛呼聲]

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[幽沉的樂聲]

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[國語]
可惡,這都被發現了

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[梅花十三]姐姐

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[強調動作的音效]

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哇...維密天使啊

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[梅花十三]這是飛鳥門的絕技

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幻翼飛行

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難道姐姐她...

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哇,妳姐長得...

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欸?發生什麼事啊?

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這是第三招

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是我輸了
[輕柔的樂聲]

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魔刀我會還你的

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不用了,我還是比較喜歡用剪刀

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對了,還沒謝謝妳幫我
重新打造了一把新的剪刀

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比以前那把牛雜刀好用多了

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我會給更多的人剪頭髮

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我要成為最好的髮型師

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[強調畫面的音效]
欸?人呢?

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欸?

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[痛呼聲]

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[輕柔的樂聲持續]

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[六七]欸?

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哦?

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(懸賞暗殺令:汪瘋、貓小咪
何大春、江惠蓮、雞大保)

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[幽沉的樂聲]
為什麼要殺這些人呢?

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這是玄武國一貫的做法

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{\an8}要佔領一個地方,會先出刺殺令

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把當地最強的人都殺掉

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其他人自然也會放棄抵抗

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這樣就可以用最少的戰鬥

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佔領一個地方

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原來玄武國的人這麼聰明啊?

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不是武功蓋世,頭腦簡單啊

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其實玄武國的人口很少

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因為只有極少數有很高武學天賦的人

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才能成為玄武國的國民
[刀劍互砍聲]

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[強調動作的音效]

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[梅花十三]而且需要很多年
才能培養出武學高手
[強調動作的音效]

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[梅花十三]所以他們會盡量避免
戰爭中的人員傷亡

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這也是為什麼

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玄武國有全世界最強的刺客組織

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我當初來到這個島

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就是受命來蒐集情報的

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[畫面切換的音效]
[梅花十三]本來以為
汪星人首領是這裡最強的

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所以組織下令刺殺他
[強調動作的音效]

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[梅花十三]但後來發現

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這個島上還有其他的高手

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-所以...
- [大保]所以

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這份名單是因為妳提供的情報

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而下的刺殺令

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[幽沉的樂聲持續]

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沒錯

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那妳現在為什麼又把名單給我?

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[梅花十三]因為我逾期未能完成任務

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暗殺令已改為懸賞任務

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會有各種各樣的刺客來到這裡

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至於你們要保護還是逃離

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就跟我無關了

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還有我師父要殺你

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[振翅聲]

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[鷹嘯聲]

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[六七]呃...去海邊穿哪套衣服好呢?

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[奸詐的笑聲]

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又可以賺一筆保護費了

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(小瘋便利)

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唉,下雨了

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我忘記帶傘了

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[甜蜜的樂聲]
[閃亮的音效]

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[小姑娘驚呼聲]
妳好啊

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我剛好路過

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我...

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我想送妳回家
[驚慌聲]

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[小姑娘]呃...

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[甜蜜的樂聲持續]
[交通信號燈提示聲]

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嗯...好吧

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伍六七果然沒騙我

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[片尾曲響起]

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我到了,謝謝你送我回家

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呃...

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我可不可以

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跟妳加個微信啊?

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(春風一郎)

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