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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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(任務三,保護汪瘋)

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(爛命華)

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先生,你要的髮型已經幫你剪好了

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洗、剪、吹,15塊
加上三個滑蛋牛肉

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一份牛雜,還有一杯凍奶茶

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總共88塊啊

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(帳單:88元)

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錢就沒有啦,爛命有一條

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什麼?想吃霸王餐?

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-阿七,上
-靚仔,在我場上搞事是吧?

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你已經死了

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等一下

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{\an8}我這裡呢

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{\an8}有幾本來自玄武國的武林秘籍

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{\an8}你就選一本當作剪頭髮的錢啦

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不要信他,一看就是盜版書啊

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我要這本

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(《潮流髮型大全》)

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好潮啊

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(汪星人指揮部)

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(外來物格殺勿論)

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(《人類簡史》)

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停手,不許虐狗

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汪瘋,我要擊敗你

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來吧

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瘋哥

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瘋哥

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小咪咪

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-瘋哥
-小咪咪

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-瘋...
-夠啦

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那些爛俗的台詞就不用再說啦

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先說正事吧

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現在開始計費了

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他不是一隻普通的狗

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他是一隻彈吉他的狗

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我們用吉他來決鬥吧

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妳和他又再次分手

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那不是一般的歌聲

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我總在妳身邊守候

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陪妳聊天

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他唱功很差

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-陪妳哭泣
-但是不知道為什麼

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-想要陪妳
-我感到很悲傷

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-一起350天
-生無可戀、全身乏力

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-就像悲情歌音樂短片男主角一樣
-他又來牽起

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-妳的手
-突然我感到心很痛

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-很痛,就像是失戀般地心痛
-妳還在他身邊等候

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-那是讓人心痛的音符
-無法言語

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我是什麼?

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這樣傻傻的...

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後來我就趕到了,那刺客狗就離開了

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那就是失傳已久的悲情魔音

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-悲情魔音?
-悲情魔音?

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你剛剛說的是歌名嗎?

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我有辦法了

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我們來一招“引狗出洞”

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不是引蛇嗎?

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那麼大塊空地

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就他一隻狗

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在那裡裝作喝紅酒

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不會太假了嗎?

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會嗎?

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不會嗎?

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會嗎?

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不會嗎?

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狗的智商有那麼高嗎?

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好吧

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來了

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我就說嘛

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我的計畫是天衣無縫的

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(捆綁魔音)

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你以為我會上當嗎?

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你根本不是汪瘋

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你是那個黑眼圈很重的...

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這...怎麼會?

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你都猜得到,觀眾就不用看啦

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爆裂樽

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情比金堅七天鎖

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被鎖住了

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你是誰?為什麼要刺殺瘋哥?

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-這樣傻傻的我怎麼守護妳?
-小心,就是這首

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我連備胎都不是

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卻包容妳的放肆

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這次我靜靜哭了,沒有想妳

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不要再相遇

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這次我真的放棄

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我該如何假裝從沒愛過妳?

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我連備胎都不是

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不想做愛的影子

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我是一個沒有感情的殺手

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要不要幫你剪個頭啊?

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悲情魔音一旦停下來就會失去控制力

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他又來牽起妳的手

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變身

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耳雞

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入耳式飛雞

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他擅長遠程攻擊,要逼他近戰才行

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小飛,用最快的速度靠近他

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發射雞

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近戰完全被壓制了

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小飛

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妳不怕我殺了妳嗎?

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你不會的,阿財

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我的面具

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果然

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當我把腳放到你臉上的時候

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你居然毫無反應

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作為一隻嗅覺靈敏的狗

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這是不可能忍的

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畢竟...

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這隻腳很多天都沒有洗

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所以真相只有一個

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那狗鼻子是假的

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那其實是口罩

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(喵財,喵星人二當家)

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小咪,對不起

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我這麼做都是因為...

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感覺又是一個狗血的故事

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阿財,這半年你去哪兒了?

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-大家都很擔心你
-因為...

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我喜歡妳

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喜歡妳很久很久了

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開始了...

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但妳心裡一直想著那隻狗

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半年前,我離開了這座島

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打算去一個叫大禮的地方

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(《大禮旅遊指南》)

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聽說那裡有很多艷遇

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看能不能藉此忘記妳

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結果漂著漂著

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去到一個叫玄武國的地方

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(玄武國)

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因為魚吃光了,只好賣唱為生

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幾個惡人說我唱得難聽,準備揍我

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這時候,恩人出現了

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他就是九指琴魔

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他不但救了我,還傳授我絕世神功

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悲情魔音

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你的歌聲裡

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散發出來的那種單身多年的氣質

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最適合練悲情魔音

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我有喜歡的人的

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那她肯定不喜歡你

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因為我天賦異禀,半年就盡得真傳

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我覺得我學成歸來

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是個頂天立地的男子漢

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準備跟小咪表白的時候

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那隻藍色的渣狗又回來了

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親愛的姑娘,請原諒我

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這一隻...

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傻傻的狗

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還唱得那麼好聽

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難道你以為我喜歡彈吉他的狗

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-所以才打扮成這樣的嗎?
-其實我沒打算殺他

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我只是想證明

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-我比他更強,我更能保護...
-你錯了

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我喜歡他根本不是因為這些

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你不用證明什麼

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-你本來就是個好人
-完了...發好人卡了

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只是我喜歡的人

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不是你

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阿財,你還是要去大禮嗎?

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我...我不是去艷遇啦

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-不要再回來了
-你們分手了

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-記得聯繫我啊
-阿財,保重

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大保,你看

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我剛剛用盒髮蠟跟喵財換了一份地圖

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這是去玄武國的路線圖

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要來幹什麼啊?

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這次虧了,那盒髮蠟很貴的

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他又來牽起妳的手

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妳還在他身邊等候

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無法言語

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(戀愛的感覺)

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我是什麼?

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這樣傻傻的我怎麼守護妳?

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我連備胎都不是

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卻包容妳的放肆

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這次我靜靜哭了,沒有想妳

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不要再相遇

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這次我真的放棄

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我該如何假裝從沒愛過妳?

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我連備胎都不是

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不想做愛的影子

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這次我靜靜哭了,選擇放棄

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我們不在一起

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也許是命中註定

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我想我從沒有遇見妳

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再次遇見妳

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他又來牽起妳的手

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妳還在他身邊等候

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無法言語,我是什麼?

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這樣傻傻的我怎麼守護妳?

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我連備胎都不是

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不想做愛的影子

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這次我靜靜哭了,選擇放棄

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我們不在一起

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也許是命中註定

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我想我從沒有遇見妳

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再次遇見妳

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我連備胎都不是

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卻包容妳的放肆

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這次我靜靜哭了,沒有想妳

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不要再相遇

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這次我真的放棄

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我該如何假裝從沒愛過妳?

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我連備胎都不是

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不想做愛的影子

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這次我靜靜哭了,選擇放棄

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我們不在一起

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也許是命中註定

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其實我...

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{\an8}很想再次遇見...

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{\an8}妳

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{\an8}字幕翻譯:鄭偉詩