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Netflix 原创动画剧集

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(营业中)

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欢迎光临啊 这边坐啊

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你看 这就是今年最流行的空气刘海

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真丑

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还是这个好看

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无聊

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你都没生意

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不如今天我们一起去玩吧?

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不要 我要学习《潮流发型大全》

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这个发型厉害 这个

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好潮啊

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我现在以大保发廊
首席执行官的身份命令你

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今天你就是她的人了!

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你怎么这么慢啊?快一点嘛

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我跟你讲哦

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你一定要保护好我啊

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我有预感 有人想要抓走我

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放心啦 像你这种神烦的小孩

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没有人要的

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对了 上次介绍给你那个神医

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治好你的病了吗?

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没有啊

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那你还这么开心

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既然治不好 还有什么好烦恼的呢?

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口服

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一日一块 拌饭吃

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可控制病情 但无法根治

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三瓶一个疗程

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三个疗程后回来复诊

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我也不知道有没有用哦

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但病情确实没有恶化了

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暂时不用做化疗 就轻松多啦

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但是神医说了

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他的药只有几瓶 吃完就没了

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所以趁现在 还是先去玩一下吧

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不是吧?这个时候启动不了?

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你现在被我封住了嘴巴

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无法呼叫 又不能吃东西

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只能在这里活活等死

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没戴头盔 罚款200元

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喂?

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您好 您所拨打的电话暂时无法接通

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阿七这个笨蛋

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这么大个人还走丢

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终于找到你了

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一级指令 转换飞行模式

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喂

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四眼哥哥 怎么这么巧啊?

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你鬼鬼祟祟在干吗呀?

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为什么我动不了?

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不用挣扎了 这是我的特异功能

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只要我现在喊伍六七过来

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就是上次打败你那个人

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你就完蛋了

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除非...

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好吧 你想要什么?

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除非你带我去斯特国玩一下

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一直听说这地方很厉害

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都没见过 你带我去吧

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-阿七
-好 我带你去

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那现在就出发吧

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刚刚好像撞到了什么东西啊

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开摩托车还这么拽啊

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我一定要先把对手熬死

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(斯特国)

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殿下

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能量石带回来了 你赶紧提取吧

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是 殿下

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殿下 还有一个事情

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什么事?

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这位女士身上的基因有问题

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你知道自己的来历吗?

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什么什么来历啊?

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就是来自我妈的肚子吧

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你果然不知情

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其实你是斯特国
基因实验工程的实验品

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编号303

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准确来说 是一个失败的实验品

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你这个四眼瞎说什么啊?

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这是你们斯特国的冷笑话吗?

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14年前

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我们国家在研究基因融合实验

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其实第16批试验

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是异能国和斯特国基因融合试验

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想要培育出一个

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拥有高智商和特异功能的人种

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但是实验失败了

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培育出来的婴儿都有基因缺陷

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活不了多久

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你已经是活得最久的一个了

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-但是我从小就是在小鸡岛...
-如果我没猜错

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{\an8}你妈就是当年从斯特国逃走的

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{\an8}18号研究员 张嘉雯

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妈妈

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她是斯特国的二级通缉犯

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因为她偷走了国家的实验品

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你身体的癌变是基因缺陷

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虽然我不知道你吃了什么药控制住了

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但这样是治不好的

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我可以治好你身体的病

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只要你愿意留在斯特国

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配合我们的研究

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我们国家有最先进的基因改造技术

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只要...

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谁要留在斯特国啊?

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这里这么无聊

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我要走了 我要回去小鸡岛

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阿七还等着我回去呢

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(斯特国)

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阿七 你这个笨蛋

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为什么还在这里啊?

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我都被人抓走了耶

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我是不会放弃的

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不如一起去我家打游戏吧?

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你看 前面有个雪糕车

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我要追上去洗劫他

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对了

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如果你刚刚用舌头勒我脖子的话

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我就死定了

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我为什么没想到?

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殿下 要走了

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为什么他们喜欢做
这么浪费时间的事?

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-这些低等的人类迟早会被淘汰
-为什么他们这么开心?

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殿下

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我有点羡慕他们