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Netflix 原创动画剧集

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老板 来份牛杂

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好的 马上来

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少点牛肺 多点牛肚啊

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好了 多谢 七块钱

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为什么这次没有表演看?

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以气御剪要加三块钱哦

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那加点辣椒酱吧

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好啊

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喂?

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阿七 你又去哪里偷懒啦?

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我见发廊没什么生意

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就推个车出来卖牛杂赚点钱啊

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-因为我最近呢 想买个衣服去...
-不要废话

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赶紧回来啊

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有个大客户

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出很多钱指定要你来剪头发啊

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你卖一个月的牛杂
都赚不了那么多钱啊

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好 我马上回来

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干吗搞到满头都是啊?

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你先坐一下啊

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我们的首席发型设计师马上就回来

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对了 这位老板你怎么称呼啊?

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我就是

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风靡万千少女的

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水中贵族 杰克船长

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梅花小姐

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上次帮你打造那把剪刀

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好不好用啊?

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我想让你帮我看看这把刀

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梅花小姐叫到

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我铁男义不容辞

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这把刀你是咋得到的?

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捡的

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这是俺们神锻国的国宝之一

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魔刀千刃

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刀身由上千块碎片组成

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它的攻击千变万化 很难隔挡

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是最强的攻击型武器

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但如果你驾驭不了

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它就是一把普通的破刀

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市面上有很多仿冒产品

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但这把是真的哦

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你要不要高价卖给我啊?

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我好晕啊

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我血压高 不适合倒立的

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大保 那个很有钱的客户呢?

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好久不见啊 刺客仔

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竹笋头

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是水中贵族 杰克船长啊

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好吧 竹笋头

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你想剪什么发型 尽管说

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作为高级发型师

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我的收费可是很贵的哦

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谁要你剪头发啊?

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我的发型这么完美

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你来发廊不剪头发 难道...

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闭嘴!

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我今天来

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就是想拿回我水中贵族的尊严

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上次你后退了一步

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你应该愿赌服输啊

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不是说那件事啦!

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是这笔账啊

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这几年 我经常梦见那一刀

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我不近女色 苦练剑法

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就是为了今天可以将你击败

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难道说你都不记得了?

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真的好伤我自尊啊

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不过你打败斯特国王子的事情

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我已经知道了

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看来你还没有完全恢复记忆

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那我来帮你一下吧

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你朋友现在身上浇满了汽油

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如果你十分钟之内不击败我

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他就会变成烧鸡

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船长 蜂蜜和烧烤汁也刷好了

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孜然粉也加了

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加来干吗啊?

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-这样烤出来的烧鸡才是最好吃的!
-这样烤出来的烧鸡才是最好吃的!

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原来真正的目标是那根绳子

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不要浪费时间了

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阿俊和阿杰虽然智商和颜值都很低

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但他们的二人情网是很难攻破的

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再耗下去

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就要吃烧鸡了

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看来只能打败你这个竹笋头了

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原来这就是传说中的魔刀千刃

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刀身由一千块碎片组成

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只攻不防 天下无双

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为什么没有任何反应?

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这个伍六七到底是什么人?

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居然会使用魔刀

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有很强的空气涡旋

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上次见识过 他的实力非常惊人

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正常的攻击根本伤害不了他

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要把剪刀的转速
提升到五千转以上才行

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那是平时五倍的速度

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不知道身体承不承受得了

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集中精神 以气御剪

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你这样是没胜算的

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拔魔刀吧

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我不知道你说的是什么

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你的时间已经不多了

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孜然味好难闻啊

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还有一个办法

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情比金坚七天锁

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速度太慢了

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你真是太让我失望了

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我等这个机会等了三年了

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那一刀真的很可怕

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我差点就死了

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花了整整一年才恢复过来

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之后那两年

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我经常做噩梦

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梦见自己一次又一次地惨死在你刀下

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如果我不击败你

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我将会一直活在你的阴影里

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你现在说不记得就不记得

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真是气死我了!

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让我看看你的真面目 伍六七

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你已经没有时间了

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既然你只有这点儿战斗力

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那就眼巴巴看着你的朋友

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去死吧

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怎么办?

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我所有的招数都已经用完了

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跟他还有这么大的实力差距

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阿七

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以前的事情

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我真的想不起来了

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但是

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如果我以前做过的事

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真的伤害过你

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我也绝不会逃避

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这一刀是我还你的

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这个笨蛋

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你敢动他 我就杀了你

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我是想跟以前那个他决斗啊

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我不想杀死现在这个...

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魔刀千刃

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既然人没了

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把刀抢了再说

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刺客守则第三条

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任务之外 他人之事 绝不出手

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终于来了

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-发型这么丑 好丢脸啊
-不准拍照

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-不要拍
-赶紧撤!

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不许拍照

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不许拍照

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你出手干吗?

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我又不是打不过他

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什么味道这么香?

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变火鸡啦!

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鸡腿烤焦啦!

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先过来签张欠条啦

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神医慢走啊

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没什么事就不要来啦

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迟早把你这个庸医也干掉

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阿七呢?

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就算是你受了伤

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我也不会对你客气的

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那个...我...

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今天牛杂生意不错

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就顺路给你买了一套

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很适合在海边穿的

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有空一起去海边玩啊!

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伍六七 我要杀了你!