1 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:10,000 Netflix 原创动画剧集 2 00:00:10,916 --> 00:00:12,166 [叽叽叫声] 3 00:00:12,250 --> 00:00:13,333 [拍打声] [塑胶挤压声] 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,041 [强调画面的音效] 5 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:19,833 [华丽的音效] 6 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:25,041 [隆重出场的音效] 7 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,666 嗯?哦 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,250 [逗趣的乐声] 咦? 9 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:38,000 你要的流浪汉发型已经为你剪好了 10 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:39,500 五块钱 谢谢 11 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,375 [粤语] 要钱肯定没有 12 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,083 不如我传授你一点剪头发的技巧啦 13 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,625 就抵这五块钱啦 14 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:46,708 [国语] 你又来 15 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,583 [粤语] 年轻人 我跟你讲啊 16 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:51,000 [国语] 头发呢 不是这样剪的 17 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,125 [粤语] 你的气太散了 18 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:56,000 [呼喝声] [粤语] 你要将气集中在那个尖尖上面 19 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,250 这样才能划开空气 [暗器刺入身体声] 20 00:00:58,333 --> 00:00:59,458 [粤语] 欸?搞什么啊? 21 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,708 [痛呼声] [国语] 欸?有张纸哦 22 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:06,666 [欢快的乐声] [血流声] 23 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:09,833 “不见不散” 24 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,708 欸 你说这是不是那个... 25 00:01:13,791 --> 00:01:15,083 约会的意思啊? 26 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,583 [粤语] 可不可以先帮我止止血啊? 27 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,833 [国语] 欸 先不要管那些没用的 28 00:01:19,916 --> 00:01:22,750 你说我是不是有机会呀? 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,541 [粤语] 摆明追你啦 30 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,708 可不可以先帮我止止血啊? 31 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:30,000 [国语] -有这么明显吗? -喂 止血啊 32 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,125 喂 [强调画面的音效] 33 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,333 [六七]她今天晚上会不会 穿我送给她的衣服呢? 34 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,708 你说我要不要换一套衣服啊? 35 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,125 欸?喂 起床啦 喂 36 00:01:42,666 --> 00:01:45,416 [片头曲响起] 37 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,833 你好 这么巧啊? [诙谐的乐声] 38 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:24,166 [画面切换的音效] 喂 这么慢 白痴啊? 39 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:28,166 [水下说话的咕噜咕噜声] 40 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,583 你好 这么巧啊? 41 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,708 换这边手会不会帅一点呢? 42 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:41,916 我来的是不是有点早啊? 43 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:45,791 [六七]呃...总觉得少了点什么 44 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,666 [六七]黑玫瑰多少钱一枝啊? 45 00:02:49,416 --> 00:02:50,583 30块一枝 46 00:02:50,666 --> 00:02:53,083 [六七]这么贵?便宜一点啦 47 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,125 100块三枝 48 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:58,000 呃...你等我算一下 49 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,458 [隆重出场的音效] [得逞的哈声] 50 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:03,333 玫瑰花在手 告别单身狗 51 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,583 呃... 52 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:07,291 好像还差一件西装哦 53 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:10,375 谁有西装呢? 54 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,458 [画面切换的音效] 55 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:13,333 谁要跟你换衣服啊? [画面切换的音效] 56 00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:14,541 (杀马特发型艺术设计) 57 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:16,791 西装配玫瑰 美女一大堆 58 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:18,416 [诙谐的乐声持续] 59 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,875 (鸭仔滩酒吧) 60 00:03:23,791 --> 00:03:25,291 (歌曲) 61 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:29,500 [唱机传来的甜蜜乐声] 62 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:47,083 [英语] 梅小姐 这枝玫瑰送给你 63 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,833 [国语] 大晚上的 送黑玫瑰 64 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:52,666 你真浪漫 65 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,583 [英语] 是这样的 66 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:56,083 [国语] 因为只有... 67 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,166 [闪亮的音效] [六七]欸? 68 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,375 梅小姐 你... 69 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:01,833 是不是做微整形了呀? [幽沉的乐声] 70 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:04,583 是不是更好看了呀? 71 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:07,875 [痛呼声] 72 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:10,250 [六七]腰...痛... 73 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:14,250 [轻笑声] 我替妹妹谢谢你的花 74 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:15,916 [强调动作的音效] 75 00:04:16,416 --> 00:04:17,458 [强调画面的音效] 76 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:23,833 你是上次那个会飞的维密天使? 77 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:26,125 为什么要捅我? 78 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:28,083 [痛呼声] [咳血声] 79 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,625 [六七呻吟声] 刀上抹了毒药 80 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:35,208 你运气的话 只会死得更快 [强调画面的音效] 81 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:42,041 [幽沉的乐声持续] 82 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:43,958 [强调画面的音效] 你这么可爱 83 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:46,416 难怪那贱人这么喜欢你 84 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,500 没把你列入暗杀名单 [凝重的音效] 85 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:53,041 [梅花十一惊呼声] 你们两个在这里干什么啊? 86 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:55,416 我在跟男朋友约会呢 87 00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,833 最近有刺客出没 88 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:01,083 这里不安全 89 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,958 我在这里保护你们吧 90 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,208 [强调画面的音效] 91 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:07,625 我们有些私人的事情要聊 92 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:11,125 你能不能给我们一些空间啊? 93 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:15,166 这么多空间够不够啊? [错愕的音效] 94 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,375 [梅花十一]这岛上都是什么人啊? 95 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:21,125 {\an8}等等 这不是暗杀令上的何大春吗? [拉近画面的音效] 96 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:24,375 [逗趣的乐声] 这位帅哥 你过来一下 97 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,416 帅哥 98 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,041 帅哥 99 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:32,958 [强调动作的音效] 100 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:39,083 -帅哥 你怎么不理人啊? -哦? 101 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,458 你刚刚叫我吗? 102 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,500 我又不帅 103 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:43,708 我以为你在叫别人 104 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:48,166 我最喜欢你这种寸头硬汉 [闪亮的音效] 105 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,583 - [梅花十一]还有性感的嘴唇 -你不要这样 [强调动作的音效] 106 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:52,541 你男朋友听了会不高兴的 107 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,666 [激昂的乐声] [梅花十一]哼 108 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:58,833 [强调画面的音效] [金属碰撞声] 金刚不坏童子身 109 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,000 [梅花十一]现在居然还有人练这种武功 110 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,833 欸?这位小姐 难道你是刺客吗? 111 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,875 哼 明知故问 112 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,583 [激昂的乐声持续] [大春的喝声] 113 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:14,166 [打斗声] [大春使力声] 114 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,416 [惊叹声] [画面切换的音效] 115 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:22,333 [轻快的乐声] [轻快的歌声] 116 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,333 [强调动作的音效] 117 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:33,583 [强调动作的音效] 118 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:37,583 [轻快的乐声持续] [轻快的歌声持续] 119 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:40,333 [击鼓的音效] 120 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:43,583 [塑料挤压的音效] 121 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,750 看来我要用暗器才行 122 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,541 欸? 123 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:55,750 [强调动作的音效] 124 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,916 [轻快的乐声持续] 125 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,750 我换了衣服! 126 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,208 [血流声] [呻吟声] 127 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:05,458 身体虚 不能激动 128 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,083 欸? 129 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:08,125 欸 130 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:10,375 我居然带了《潮流发型大全》 131 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:14,666 反正没事做 看会儿书好了 [打斗声] [大春痛呼声] 132 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,666 [振奋的乐声] [惊疑声] 133 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:22,208 [迟疑声] 134 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:31,708 [使力声] [打斗声持续] 135 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,708 [使力声] 136 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:40,125 [使力声] [振翅声音效] 137 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,583 [强调画面的音效] [六七]欸? 138 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:43,166 难道是不晕了哦? 139 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,500 [划过的音效] [惊呼声] 140 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,625 [振奋的乐声持续] [惊呼声] 141 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:55,500 欸?感觉以气御剪变轻松了哦 142 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,083 [惊呼声] [大春]我不会飞啊! 143 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,208 [梅花十一]他竟然能自己把毒消除掉 [大春痛呼声] 144 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:02,958 [梅花十一]哼 下次再来取你狗命 145 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,833 [惠莲]穿得这么暴露 还飞来飞去 146 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:08,166 [气氛高涨的乐声] 147 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,041 小朋友在下面看到 影响多不好啊 148 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,666 [强调动作的音效] 149 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:15,958 [发射炮仗的音效] 150 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,250 [爆炸的音效] 151 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,041 [泄气的音效] 152 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:24,833 [气氛高涨的乐声持续] 153 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:29,708 [大春惊醒声] [大春]小心 她是个刺客 154 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:32,458 白莲大法 155 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,083 你是天莲派的人 156 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:37,666 我是纯净小岛协会的江主任 157 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,416 [强调动作的音效] [发射炮仗的音效] 158 00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:41,791 [惊呼声] 159 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,541 [气氛高涨的乐声持续] [强调动作的音效] 160 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,958 [重击的音效] 161 00:08:46,208 --> 00:08:47,250 我不用你帮 162 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:48,833 离开这里再说吧 163 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:50,000 咦? 164 00:08:50,375 --> 00:08:51,750 真梅小姐? 165 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,583 赶紧先穿好衣服 166 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:58,541 [惠莲]哼 更好 一次抓到两个 167 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:00,791 [六七]等等 168 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,041 (歌曲) 169 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:05,083 [唱机传来的甜蜜乐声] 170 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,083 你好 这么巧啊? [闪亮的音效] 171 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,750 他在搞什么呀? 172 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:18,541 他可能中毒了吧 173 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:23,666 [粤语] ♪当天的一个眼神♪ [闪亮的音效] 174 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:28,000 [粤语] ♪日夜梦在我心里♪ 175 00:09:28,791 --> 00:09:32,375 ♪这晚怎跟你相见♪ 176 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:36,416 ♪会否心动 望着我♪ 177 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:41,416 ♪不懂开口我怎样做♪ [画面切换的音效] 178 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:45,416 [粤语] [六七]♪去告诉你这片深情♪ 179 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,750 ♪但愿在今晚的美♪ 180 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:54,458 ♪能让这份情传达你心♪ 181 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:56,500 [六七清嗓声] 182 00:09:57,291 --> 00:10:01,791 [英语] 梅小姐 这枝玫瑰送给你 183 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:07,125 [血流声] [唱机传来的甜蜜乐声持续] 184 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:13,125 [国语] 是这样的 因为100块钱三枝 185 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,333 你姐就弄坏了一枝 186 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,541 所以 187 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:20,375 [英语] 这枝玫瑰也是送给你的 [闪亮的音效] 188 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,750 [国语] 真是个奇怪的男人 189 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,375 [痛呼声] [重击的音效] 你居然在泡妞 190 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,416 我最讨厌泡妞的男人了 [燃烧声音效] 191 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,875 -帮我一个忙 -好啊 192 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:34,625 [强调动作的音效] [惊呼声] 193 00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,625 [呐喊声] [大春惊愕声] 龌龊 194 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,291 [惠莲迟疑声] [惊愕声] 195 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,250 [唱机传来的甜蜜乐声持续] [鹰啸声] 196 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:44,041 [惠莲]你们两个还不快穿上衣服? 197 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:47,666 [梅花十三]姐姐 198 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,500 上次分开之后 你去哪里了? 199 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:52,500 [梅花十一]上次如果不是你阻止我 200 00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,333 我已经杀了那小杂种了 201 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:57,208 他只是个七岁的小孩儿 [伤感的乐声] 202 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:58,375 而且 203 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,583 他是你弟弟 204 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:03,166 我没有弟弟 没有家人 205 00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,791 我跟梅花家族没有任何关系 206 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,791 有也只是仇人关系 207 00:11:10,416 --> 00:11:11,916 我也一样恨父亲 208 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,750 我会亲手打败他 [强调动作的音效] 209 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,791 但我不能对弟弟动手 [惊呼声] [拉近画面的音效] 210 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:20,125 [梅花十一痛呼声] [紧张的乐声] 211 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,416 [拉近画面的音效] 212 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,833 [重击的音效] 213 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:34,541 [片尾曲响起] 214 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,000 (失误片段) 215 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,583 [甜蜜的乐声] [粤语] [六七]♪这晚怎跟你相见♪ 216 00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:41,000 ♪会否心动 望着我♪ 217 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:45,666 [走音的歌声] [粤语] ♪不懂开口我怎样做♪ 218 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:49,708 ♪去告诉你这片深情♪ 219 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:54,000 ♪但愿在今晚的美♪