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[鸟鸣声]

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[啪]

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[拖鞋掉落声]

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{\an8}[小疯映画主题音乐]

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{\an8}[啊哈娱乐主题音乐]

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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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[单集片名主题音乐]

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[蟋蟀叫]

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[诡异的音乐]

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[水花声]

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[狼嚎声]

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[飞行声]

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[撞击声]

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[奸笑声]

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[撞击声]

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[倒地声]

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[挥刀声]

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[挥刀声]

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[痛苦呻吟声]

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[飞箭声]

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[飞箭声]

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[惨叫声]

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不要啊!

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[喘气声]

25
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阿七...

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[温馨的音乐]

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你有没有见到阿七啊?

28
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你有没有见到江主任啊?

29
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你先回答我啊

30
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你说那个靓仔啊?

31
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哦 难道他跟江主任一起私奔去了?

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[鸡大保] 不想跟你讲话

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[惊叹声]

34
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[春风一郎]
那个发型师竟然是...?

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[赌神阿发]
听说他要去玄武国取首领的人头了

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[撞击声]

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难道 阿七他...

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[片头曲]

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[喘气声]

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[开门声]

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[温馨的音乐]

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[开门声]

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[喘气声]

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[弹跳声]

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[抽屉声]

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{\an8}[欢快的音乐]

47
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{\an8}这个衣服...

48
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不好看!

49
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那是你以前的衣服 破了很大一个洞

50
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[鸡大保] 我还专门
找人帮你缝好了

51
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你现在居然说不好看?

52
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有没有别的衣服啊?

53
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不要这么浮夸的

54
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搞得像角色扮演一样

55
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哪有钱买衣服啊?

56
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[鸡大保] 这个牛杂煲好了
抬下去吧

57
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[伍六七] 这几天
牛杂卖的挺好的呀

58
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应该赚了不少才对啊

59
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[鸡大保] 不用交房租啊?

60
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每个月还要给那个什么神医还钱呢

61
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[伍六七] 其实我们
为什么欠神医这么多钱啊?

62
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[鸡大保] 还不是因为你
你自小体弱多病

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[伍六七] 原来我以前是个弱鸡啊

64
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[理发师] 你们走外面的楼梯啊

65
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这样会影响我做生意的

66
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你不要这么拽喔!

67
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我迟早会把你这个发廊买下来

68
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这么丑的发型有什么好看的?

69
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-赶紧走啊
- [伍六七] 哦

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[灵机一动的声音]

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[鸡大保] 嗯?
我好像闻到了金钱的味道

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[闪闪发光的声音]

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[关箱子声]

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[闪闪发光的声音]

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[关箱子声]

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[闪闪发光的声音 关箱子声]

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[趣味的音乐]

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鬼鬼祟祟的

79
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这个兽医肯定
有什么见不得人的东西!

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[灵机一动的声音]

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[闪闪发光的声音]

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[惊叹声]

83
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这么大个钻石!

84
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这个兽医还天天来催我还钱?

85
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[鸡大保] 不行 我得想个办法

86
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五块钱 谢谢

87
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就这样啊?

88
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[伍六七] 是要加点辣椒酱吗?

89
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你看看人家卖奶茶的

90
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[闪耀的声音]

91
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[惊叹声]

92
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[小龙] 你没有才艺表演
就不要卖...

93
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回家喝牛奶吧!

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[踢飞 玻璃破碎声]

95
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[喝饮料声]

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[鸡大保] 阿七 我跟你说个事啊

97
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其实...

98
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[悲情的音乐]

99
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大保!

100
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我中毒了...

101
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鸡会吐牛奶?是有点不太正常啊

102
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是神医下的毒

103
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因为我这个月没有给他钱啊

104
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你一定要帮我...

105
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大保!我会帮你好好照顾小飞的

106
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[耳光声] 是帮我偷解药出来啊

107
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{\an8}你看 这个是我画的素描

108
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{\an8}解药就在这个宝箱里

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[打火机声]

110
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[伍六七] 素描画得不错喔

111
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这不是重点!

112
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[趣味的音乐]

113
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[闪现声 蚊子声 吹起声]

114
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[鸡大保] 我有一个
天衣无缝的计划

115
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等到夜深人静的时候

116
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你使用我制造的这款迷香

117
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只需要十秒

118
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那个神医就会不省人事

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[伍六七] 十、九、八、七

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六、五、四

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三、二、一

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[叮的一声]

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[开锁声]

124
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[鸡大保] 你就潜入他的家里

125
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然后 把这个盒子偷出来给我

126
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我在外面给你把风啊

127
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[关门声]

128
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[鸡大保] 切记!
千万不要打开盒子哦

129
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不然药效就会消失了!

130
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到时候我就惨了!

131
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[抽屉声]

132
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这也没有 在哪儿呢?

133
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神医好像不在家哦

134
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[机关声]

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[惊恐声]

136
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[伍六七] 难不倒我的!哎呀!

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[惊恐声]

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[摔倒声]

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[痛苦呻吟声]

140
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诶?

141
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诶?

142
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[恐怖的音乐]

143
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哇 这么多瓶瓶罐罐

144
00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,166
都装着些什么呀?

145
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看起来很补的样子哦!

146
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[打开声]

147
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哦?

148
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嗯?

149
00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:40,541
这是什么意思啊?

150
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[好奇的音乐]

151
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[机关声]

152
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[惊恐声]

153
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哎?

154
00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:54,083
[趣味的音乐]

155
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喂!开门啊!有没有人呐!救命啊!

156
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[惊恐声]

157
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[伍六七] 难道这个开门的关键
就是十全大补汤?

158
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:03,708
[抽屉声]

159
00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:05,291
嗯?

160
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,958
[嗅闻声]

161
00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:11,125
我怎么知道这是什么药材啊!

162
00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:12,416
[气恼声]

163
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[灵机一动的声音]

164
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[伍六七] 老板
要一包花生 一盒柠檬茶!

165
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,375
欢迎今天收看《肥妈教你煲靓汤》

166
00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:23,583
今天的汤呢 最适合煲给老公喝!

167
00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,208
做这道汤的材料就包括茯苓十克

168
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黄芪、白术、肉桂、党参

169
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川穹、熟地、白芍、炙草

170
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这个我看过!

171
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[伍六七] 看样子
这个就是当归!这个是茯苓!

172
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哎?

173
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还有这个和这个!这个!

174
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:43,875
这次应该没有错了

175
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啊?

176
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[手忙脚乱的声音]

177
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[音乐节奏加快]

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额...

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[音乐节奏更快]

180
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[松口气的声音]

181
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[机关声]

182
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:02,375
[松口气的声音]

183
00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,250
顺利过关...

184
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,333
[击打声]

185
00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:06,625
[激昂的音乐]

186
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000
[击打声]

187
00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:10,791
[哀叫声]

188
00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,708
[倒地声]

189
00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,791
我想回家啊

190
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,416
[机关声]

191
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,458
[机关声]

192
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嘿

193
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[机关声]

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哎呀!

195
00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:27,125
哈!

196
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嘿!

197
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阿七 找到没有啊?阿七!

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阿七!

199
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[趣味的音乐]

200
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难道阿七他...把钻石独吞了?

201
00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:50,000
不行 我得进去看一下

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[开门声]

203
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:53,583
[关门声]

204
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,333
[喘气声]

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完了!

206
00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,375
这次真的是卷款潜逃啊!

207
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,333
[拍打声]

208
00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:04,500
[机关声]

209
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,958
[惊恐声 惨叫声]

210
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,458
[机关声]

211
00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:11,791
[诡异的音乐]

212
00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,791
[紧张声]

213
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,583
[伍六七] 原来神医面具底下...

214
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,333
[鸡大保] 不会吧?

215
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,083
这兽医真的是个变态杀手?

216
00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,916
你是怎么过来的呀?

217
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,166
我从上面这个洞掉下来的

218
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,750
[伍六七] 大保
我已经找到那个盒子了

219
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,458
[鸡大保] 那你还不赶紧去偷?

220
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:35,916
[喘气声]

221
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,291
[击打声]

222
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,791
[戴面具声]

223
00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:45,833
[按钮声]

224
00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:47,375
[炮击声]

225
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,833
[爆炸声]

226
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:54,000
[鸡大保] 还是算了吧
阿七 撤退了!

227
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[伍六七] 不行
我一定要帮你拿到解药

228
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,625
还是保命要紧 不理你这个傻子了

229
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:05,583
[振翅高飞声 喘气声]

230
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,291
[机关声]

231
00:12:10,666 --> 00:12:13,000
[温馨的音乐]

232
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,500
[伍六七] 我一定要帮你拿到解药

233
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真是麻烦啊!

234
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:26,583
[击打声 倒地声]

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算了 钻石...哦不 解药不要了

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我们每个月多交点保护费给他就算啦

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[按钮声 机关声]

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[惊恐声]

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[鸡大保] 变态神医
放毒气啊 完了 赶紧走啊

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不行 不是钱的问题

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[伍六七] 这样欺负
我的朋友就是不行!

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[激昂的音乐]

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[冲刺声]

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[火球声]

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[按钮声]

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[摔倒声]

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[炮击声]

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[炮击声]

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[按钮声]

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[炮击声]

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[击打声 倒地声]

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[炮击声]

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[炮击声]

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[炮击声]

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[炮击声]

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[剪刀旋转声]

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[击打声 落地声]

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[跳跃声]

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[机关声]

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[鸡大保] 最后...
还是没有拿到钻石

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[温馨的音乐]

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[鸡大保] 阿七他真的特别笨

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骗了他那么多次 他还是会信

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把我当成他最好的朋友

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叽叽叽叽叽

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小飞 阿七已经离开这个岛了

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而且我知道他去哪了

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[小飞鸡] 叽叽叽?叽叽叽叽叽叽

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{\an8}[鸡大保] 你也觉得
应该去找他啊?

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{\an8}但是外面的世界不知道会怎么样的

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路上可能会很危险

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[小飞鸡] 叽叽叽叽
叽叽叽叽叽叽叽

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[鸡大保] 对哦

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阿七这么笨 没有我们怎么行啊?

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