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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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劇名:阿雞與阿七

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不要啊!

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阿七...

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你有沒有看到阿七啊?

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你有沒有見到江主任啊?

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你先回答我啊

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你說那個靚仔啊?

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難道他跟江主任一起私奔去了?

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不想跟你講話

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那個髮型師竟然是...

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聽說他要去玄武國取首領的人頭了

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難道阿七他...

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(暫停營業)

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{\an8}這個衣服...

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不好看!

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那是你以前的衣服,破了很大一個洞

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我還專門找人幫你縫好了

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你現在居然說不好看?

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有沒有別的衣服啊?

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不要這麼浮誇的

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搞得像Cosplay一樣

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哪有錢買衣服啊?

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這個牛雜煲好了,抬下去吧

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這幾天牛雜賣得挺好的呀

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應該賺了不少才對啊

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不用繳房租啊?

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每個月還要給那個什麼神醫還錢呢

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其實我們為什麼欠神醫這麼多錢啊?

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還不是因為你,你自小體弱多病

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原來我以前是個弱雞啊

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你們走外面的樓梯啊

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這樣會影響我做生意的

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你不要這麼跩喔!

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我遲早會把你這個髮廊買下來

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這麼醜的髮型有什麼好看的?

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-趕緊走啊
-哦

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(牛雜)

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我好像聞到了金錢的味道

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鬼鬼祟祟地

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這個獸醫肯定有什麼見不得人的東西

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這麼大個鑽石

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這個獸醫還天天催我還錢?

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不行,我得想個辦法

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5塊錢,謝謝

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就這樣啊?

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是要加點辣椒醬嗎?

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你看看人家賣奶茶的

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你沒有才藝表演,就不要賣...

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回家喝牛奶吧!

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阿七,我跟你說個事啊

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其實...

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大保!

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我中毒了

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雞會吐牛奶是有點不太正常啊

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是神醫下的毒

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因為我這個月沒有給他錢啊

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你一定要幫我...

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大保!我會幫你好好照顧小飛的

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是幫我偷解藥出來啊

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{\an8}你看,這個是我畫的素描

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{\an8}解藥就在這個寶箱裡

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素描畫得不錯喔

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這不是重點

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(迷藥)

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我有一個天衣無縫的計畫

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等到夜深人靜的時候

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你使用我製造的這款迷香

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只需要十秒

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那個神醫就會不省人事

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十、九、八、七

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六、五、四

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三、二、一

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你就潛入他的家裡

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然後把這個盒子偷出來給我

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我在外面給你把風啊

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切記!千萬不要打開盒子喔

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不然藥效就會消失了

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到時候我就慘了

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這也沒有,在哪兒呢?

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神醫好像不在家喔

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難不倒我的,哎呀!

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這麼多瓶瓶罐罐

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都裝著些什麼呀?

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看起來很補的樣子喔

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(開門藥坊,十全大補湯)

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這是什麼意思啊?

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(十全大補湯)

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開門啊,有沒有人啊?救命啊

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難道這個開門的關鍵就是

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十全大補湯?

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我怎麼知道這是什麼藥材啊

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老板,要一包花生,一盒檸檬茶

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歡迎大家今天收看
《肥媽教你煲靚湯》

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這道湯最適合煲給老公喝的啦

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做這道湯的材料就包括茯苓10克

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黃耆、白朮、肉桂、黨參

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川芎、熟地、白芍、炙草

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這個我看過

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看樣子,這個就是當歸

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這個是茯苓

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還有這個...

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這次應該沒有錯了

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(錯)

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順利過關...

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我想回家啊

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阿七,找到沒有啊?

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阿七

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難道阿七他...把鑽石獨吞了?

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不行,我得進去看一下

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完了

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這次真的是捲款潛逃啊

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原來神醫面具底下...

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不會吧?

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這獸醫真的是個變態殺手?

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你是怎麼過來的呀?

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我從上面這個洞掉下來的呀

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大保,我已經找到那個盒子了

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那你還不趕緊去偷?

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還是算了吧,阿七,撤退了

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不行,我一定要幫你拿到解藥

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還是保命要緊,不理你這個傻子了

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我一定要幫你拿到解藥

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哎呀!真是麻煩啊

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算了,鑽石...不,解藥不要了

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我們每個月多繳點保護費給他就算啦

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變態神醫放毒氣啊,完了,趕緊走啊

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不行,不是錢的問題

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這樣欺負我的朋友就不行

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最後,還是沒有拿到鑽石

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阿七他真的特別笨

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騙了他那麼多次,他還是會信

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把我當成他最好的朋友

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嘰...

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小飛,阿七已經離開這個島了

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而且我知道他去哪了

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嘰...

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{\an8}你也覺得應該去找他啊?

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{\an8}但是外面的世界不知道會怎麼樣的啊

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路上可能會很危險

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嘰...

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對喔

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阿七這麼笨,沒有我們怎麼行啊?