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[鸟鸣声]

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[啪]

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[拖鞋掉落声]

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{\an8}[小疯映画主题音乐]

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{\an8}[啊哈娱乐主题音乐]

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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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[单集片名主题音乐]

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[大海声]

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[趣味的音乐]

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[伍六七] 喂 那条肥鱼

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过来一下 告诉你一个秘密

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听说村口阿强和阿珍晚上一起看星星

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啊!

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我还没说完呢 走那么快?

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[咆哮声]

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[伍六七] 我不好吃的喔

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[仓皇逃跑声]

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[伍六七] 集中精神 以气御剪

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[剪刀旋转声 惨叫声]

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[嗅闻声]

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真香!

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[咀嚼声]

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好久没吃过这么饱了!

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好像是个岛喔!

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不对!是一片大陆!

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看来 真的要到玄武国了喔

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集中精神 以气御剪!

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[片头曲]

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{\an8}[欢快的音乐]

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{\an8}嗯?

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{\an8}[欢笑声]

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{\an8}[欢笑声]

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喵财这个混蛋

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地图搞错啦!

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也好

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[坏笑声]

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帅哥 要不要喝个椰汁啊?

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好啊

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[吸管声]

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我怎么觉得有点晕呐?

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晕呐?

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那就对啦

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[邪恶的音乐]

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[闪电声]

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[擂鼓声]

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我晕了

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[倒地声]

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[温情的音乐]

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[尖叫声 喘息声]

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嗯?

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喂!干吗把我关起来呀?

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喂!

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-放我出去啊!
-不用喊啦 没用的

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喵财?

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到底发生什么事了啊?

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说好的艳遇之都呢?

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都是骗人的

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他们就想骗更多的雄性动物
来繁殖下一代

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让他们的后代
不要都长成现在这个样子

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这怎么行啊!

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我对梅小姐是很专一的

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这里只有两条路可以选

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要么留下结婚生子

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要么刺杀颜王

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杀了颜王

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这里的人就可以变回原来的样子

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那你怎么不去刺杀那个什么王啊?

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难道整个大礼国都没有人干得掉他?

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[大礼国王] 唉!

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实不相瞒

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我们发这么多传单出去
把男人骗到这里来

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就是想看看有没有一位勇士

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可以帮我们击败颜王

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只要你能杀死颜王
我就把我最漂亮的女儿许配给你

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[隆重的音乐]

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啊不!这位漂亮的公主
还是留给那些王子吧

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你送一条船给我离开这里就好了

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[哭泣声]

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死了算了

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[哭泣声]

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[悲情的音乐]

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你看 他就是刺杀颜王失败了

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[喵财] 你看看他以前的照片
[伍六七] 哇 好靓仔哦

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颜王最强大的技能就是

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可以把你的容貌变得跟他一样

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而且一旦中了这个法术

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你就永远无法战胜他了

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[惊恐声]

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但是阿财你会悲情魔音呐

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只要你和我联手
就一定可以打败他!

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哎?你的吉他呢?

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[喵财] 海浪把吉他卷走了

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[悲情的音乐]

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那如果我们不去刺杀颜王呢?

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[《结婚进行曲》]

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我还是回去准备准备
过两天去刺杀颜王好了

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[狱卒] 有新人来了!
腾个地方出来!

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新人?

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-可能是很厉害的人哦
-可能是很厉害的人哦

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我们有希望了!

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鸡大保?你怎么会...

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说好的艳遇之都呢?

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[悲情的音乐]

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靠你们两个想办法

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一辈子都出不去啦

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是时候展示我聪明的鸡脑了!

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爆裂街霸蛋!

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[爆炸声]

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[惊叹声]

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厉害

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[异域的音乐]

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[剪刀旋转声]

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[击打声 倒地声]

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[伍六七] 易如反掌

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[落地声]

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[开门声]

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[鸡大保] 阿七 别玩了

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[落地声]

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[关门声]

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[神秘的音乐]

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[风筒声]

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[颜王] 我不是说了
不要在我吹头发的时候进来吗?

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[惊叹声]

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[惊叹声]

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[嫌弃声]

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我知道你们在想什么!

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这么帅的衣服
就这样被这张脸给浪费了!

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按计划 行动!

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爆裂街霸蛋!

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[“悲情魔音”音乐]

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照个镜子吧

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[击打声 照射声]

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哇!惨不忍睹啊!

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[剪刀旋转声]

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[击打声]

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阿财 这是什么情况啊?

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[击打声 躲闪声]

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我也不知道为什么

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刚刚身体突然不受控制啊

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样子一旦变成他那样
身体就会受他控制

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这就是颜艺国的邪术

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颜即正义!

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[紧张的音乐]

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啊?难怪这里的国民无法击败他

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哼!给我绑住他!

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[拨弦声 捆绑声]

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[照射声]

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[枪击声 破碎声]

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[粤语] 你去死啦!

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[枪击声]

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[枪击声]

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[枪击声]

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[破碎声]

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大保你好帅啊!

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快帮我解开这个

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[粤语] 没问题!

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[枪击声]

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[吐血声]

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射不准你就走近点啊

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[粤语] 不好意思啊

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[枪击声]

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哼!打烂我最心爱的镜子

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{\an8}千面颜王镜!

164
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只要把我的脸照在上面

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然后球一转 你们就无处可躲了

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[奸笑声 躲闪声]

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[惊讶声]

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大保!快叫醒阿财!

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[击打声 躲闪声]

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[击打声]

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[掌掴声]

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你打我干吗?

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我只是样子变了

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-我还是很清醒的
- [鸡大保] 爆裂街霸蛋!

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[《我们还是做朋友吧》]

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[躲闪声]

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[击打声 倒地声]

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♪ 等了好几天 ♪

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♪ 等你的留言 ♪

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♪ 却发现是空白一片 ♪

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[惊叹声]

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♪ 你在我脑海填满了色彩 ♪

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♪ 内心的世界只为你而开 ♪

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♪ 你曾经说你 ♪

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♪ 想找一个依靠 ♪

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♪ 可你不知道 ♪

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♪ 我只想对你好 ♪

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♪ 回忆起从前 ♪

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♪ 我的心总是默默地等候 ♪

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♪ 这一次我牵起你的手 ♪

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♪ 等了好几天 ♪

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♪ 等你的留言 ♪

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♪ 却发现是空白一片 ♪

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♪ 你在我脑海填满了色彩 ♪

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♪ 内心的世界只为你而开 ♪

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♪ 你明明说你 ♪

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♪ 需要我的依靠 ♪

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♪ 可你说我们 ♪

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♪ 还是做朋友吧 ♪

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♪ 你明明说你 ♪

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♪ 不在乎我外表 ♪

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♪ 可你说我们 ♪

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♪ 还是做朋友吧 ♪

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♪ 站在镜子前 ♪

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♪ 是不是我的样子有点丑 ♪

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♪ 我还是想牵起你的手 ♪

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♪ 我告诉自己 ♪

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♪ 不能再回头... ♪

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[伍六七] 快说出解开
这个颜之邪术的方法 不然就...

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[坏笑声]

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其实解开这个法术的方法很简单

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只要亲一下中了法术的人就好了

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这么长时间 都没有人发现这个答案

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证明被我变丑之后的人
都没人愿意亲他们

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[喜悦声]

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[颜王] 所以
爱情什么的都是骗人的

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[说笑声]

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[说笑声]

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{\an8}[伍六七] 既然大家
现在都恢复原貌了

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其实 我也可以留下来繁殖后代的

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但我们大礼国人是一定要信守承诺的

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给艘船 送你们走

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[伍六七] 既然要送船

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就不要送一艘跟我原来一模一样的啦

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[美女甲] 一路顺风

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[美女乙] 再见

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[颜王] 你可不可以教我唱歌啊?

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我觉得你的歌声很打动我

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[喵财] 可以啊

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谢谢你送我吉他

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[鸡大保] 我还没揍你呢
离家出走

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流浪地球 什么都不说就离开小鸡岛

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[伍六七] 这事情
比较危险啦 没必要...

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[鸡大保] 你说什么?

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没有我你打得过颜王吗?

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翅膀硬了自己会飞了是不是?

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你挂了的话
欠神医的巨额医药费谁来付啊?

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[伍六七] 好好好
其实事情是这样的

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那天呢 梅小姐的师父跟我说...

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[片尾曲]

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[鸡大保] 确实 你走了之后

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就再也没有刺客来过小鸡岛了

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但我总觉得这里有点什么...

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[伍六七] 其实还有另外一个原因

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我不得不去玄武国的

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[鸡大保] 是...
关于你自己的过去吗?

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[伍六七] 嗯

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虽然我现在还没想起来

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但我总有一种感觉

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答案就在那里

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[鸡大保] 那我们就一起去吧!

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我鸡大保什么大风大浪没见过啊!

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[伍六七] 哎 对了!
你出远门都不带行李的吗?

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哇!原来小飞还是行李鸡啊!