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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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劇名:請問這裡是玄武國嗎?

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喂,那條肥魚

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過來一下,告訴你一個秘密

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聽說村口阿強和阿珍晚上一起看星星

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我還沒說完呢,走那麼快?

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我不好吃喔

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集中精神,以氣御剪

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真香

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好久沒吃過這麼飽了

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好像是個島喔

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不對,是一片大陸

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看來真的要到玄武國了喔

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集中精神,以氣御剪

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(大禮歡迎您)

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喵財這個混蛋

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地圖搞錯啦

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也好

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帥哥,要不要喝個椰汁啊?

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好啊

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我怎麼覺得有點暈啊?

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暈啊?

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那就對啦

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我暈了

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喂!幹嘛把我關起來呀?

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-放我出去啊
-不用喊啦,沒用的

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喵財?

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到底發生什麼事啊?

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說好的豔遇之都呢?

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都是騙人的

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他們就想騙更多的雄性動物
來繁殖下一代

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讓他們的後代
不要都長成現在這個樣子

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這怎麼行啊

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我對梅小姐是很專一的

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這裡只有兩條路可以選

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要麼留下結婚生子

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要麼刺殺顏王

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殺了顏王

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這裡的人就可以變回原來的樣子

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那你怎麼不去刺殺那個什麼王啊?

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難道整個大禮國都沒有人幹得掉他?

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實不相瞞

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我們發這麼多傳單出去
把男人騙到這裡來

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就是想看看有沒有一位勇士

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可以幫我們擊敗顏王

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只要你能殺死顏王
我就把我最漂亮的女兒許配給你

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啊不...這位漂亮的公主
還是留給那些王子吧

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你送一條船給我離開這裡就好了

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死了算了

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你看,他就是刺殺顏王失敗了

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-你看看他以前的照片
-哇,好個靚仔喔

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顏王最強大的技能就是

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可以把你變得跟他一樣的容貌

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而且一旦中了這個法術

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你就永遠無法戰勝他了

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但是阿財你會悲情魔音哪

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只要你和我聯手,就一定可以打敗他

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你的吉他呢?

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海浪把吉他捲走了

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那如果我們不去刺殺顏王呢?

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我還是回去準備準備
過兩天去刺殺顏王好了

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(兩天後)

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有新人來了,騰個地方出來

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新人?

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-可能是很厲害的人喔
-可能是很厲害的人喔

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我們有希望了

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雞大保?你怎麼會...

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說好的豔遇之都呢?

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靠你們兩個想辦法

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一輩子都出不去啦

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是時候展示我聰明的雞腦了

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爆裂雞霸蛋

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厲害

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易如反掌

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阿七,別玩了

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我不是說了
不要在我吹頭髮的時候進來嗎?

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我知道你們在想什麼

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這麼帥的衣服
就這樣被這張臉給浪費了

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按計畫行動

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爆裂雞霸蛋

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照個鏡子吧

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慘不忍睹啊

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阿財,這是什麼情況啊?

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我也不知道為什麼

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剛剛身體突然不受控制啊

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樣子一旦變成他那樣
身體就會受他控制

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這就是顏藝國的邪術

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顏即正義

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難怪這裡的國民無法擊敗他

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給我綁住他

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你去死啦

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大保你好帥啊

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快幫我解開這個

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沒問題

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射不準你走近點啊

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不好意思啊

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打爛我最心愛的鏡子

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{\an8}千面顏王鏡

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只要把我的臉照在上面

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然後球一轉,你們就無處可躲了

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大保,快叫醒阿財

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你打我幹嘛?

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我只是樣子變了

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-我還是很清醒的
-爆裂雞霸蛋

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等了好幾天

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等你的留言

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卻發現是空白一片

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你在我腦海填滿了色彩

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內心的世界只為你而開

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你曾經說你

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想找一個依靠

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可你不知道

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我只想對你好

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回憶起從前

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我的心總是默默地等候

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這一次我牽起你的手

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等了好幾天

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等你的留言

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卻發現是空白一片

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你在我腦海填滿了色彩

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內心的世界只為你而開

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你明明說你

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需要我的依靠

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可你說我們

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還是做朋友吧

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你明明說你

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不在乎我外表

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可你說我們

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還是做朋友吧

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站在鏡子前

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是不是我的樣子有點醜

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我還是想牽起你的手

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我告訴自己

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不能再回頭...

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快說出解開
這個顏之邪術的方法,不然就...

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其實解開這個法術的方法很簡單

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只要親一下中了法術的人就好了

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這麼長時間都沒有人發現這個答案

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證明被我變醜之後的人
都沒人願意親他們

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所以愛情什麼的都是騙人的

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{\an8}既然大家都恢復原貌了

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其實我也可以留下來繁殖後代的

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但我們大禮國人是一定要信守承諾的

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給艘船送你們走

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既然要送船

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就不要送一艘跟我原來一模一樣的啦

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一路順風

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再見

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你可不可以教我唱歌啊?

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我覺得你的歌聲很打動我

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可以啊

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謝謝你送我吉他

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我還沒揍你呢,離家出走

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流浪地球,什麼都不說就離開小雞島

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這事情比較危險啦,沒必要...

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你說什麼?

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沒有我你打得過顏王嗎?

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翅膀硬了自己會飛了,是不是?你...

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你掛了的話
那個欠神醫的巨額醫藥費誰來付啊?

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好...其實事情是這樣的

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那天呢,梅小姐的師父跟我說...

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確實,你走了之後

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就再也沒有刺客來過小雞島了

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但我總覺得這裡有點什麼...

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其實還有另外一個原因

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我不得不去玄武國的

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是...關於你自己的過去嗎?

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嗯

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雖然我現在還沒想起來

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但我總有一種感覺

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答案就在那裡

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那我們就一起去吧

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我雞大保什麼大風大浪沒見過啊

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對了,你出門都不帶行李的嗎?

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哇...原來小飛還是行李雞啊