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[鸟鸣声]

2
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[啪]

3
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[拖鞋掉落声]

4
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{\an8}[小疯映画主题音乐]

5
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{\an8}[啊哈娱乐主题音乐]

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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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[单集片名主题音乐]

8
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[温情的音乐]

9
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[海鸥声]

10
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[海浪声]

11
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哎哟 真好看啊

12
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难怪那个理发师被你迷得神魂颠倒

13
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[梅花十一] 你不用等了
他已经走了

14
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难道...这个约会也是你师傅安排的?

15
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还是说...

16
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[梅花十三] 岛上已经没有
悬赏任务 你为什么还不回玄武国?

17
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[梅花十一] 上次
你师傅打了我一掌

18
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疗伤都用了好几天

19
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况且 我要带个男人回去

20
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听说飞鸟门的人都在追杀你

21
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说你偷了他们的武功秘籍

22
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[梅花十一] 没什么好说的
男人就是这样

23
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占不到便宜就翻脸

24
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[翅膀张开声]

25
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[展翅飞翔声]

26
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989、990、991
992、993、994

27
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[欢快的音乐]

28
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995、996、997...

29
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小哥哥身体好结实啊

30
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不知道可不可以...

31
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请不要打扰我做运动

32
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1、2、3、4、5...

33
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...999、1000

34
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你不是那个会飞的女刺客吗?

35
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竟敢光天化日下偷袭我!

36
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你这么强壮 我哪敢袭击你啊?

37
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我是想请你做我的保镖...

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[金光闪闪的声音]

39
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[踢飞声]

40
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[掉地声]

41
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你是坏人 我是不会做你的生意的

42
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[梅花十一] 这是什么男人啊?
财色都勾引不了他

43
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难道要卖惨?

44
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,166
[悲情的音乐]

45
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其实我是有苦衷的

46
00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,958
我的家人都被抓住了

47
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他们逼我做刺客任务

48
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不然就杀了他们

49
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我只是想回去见我的家人

50
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听说你业余时间也会接点保镖生意

51
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所以我把全部身家都拿来了

52
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看你能不能帮一下我

53
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[哭泣声]

54
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[摔倒声]

55
00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:38,375
啊?

56
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[梅花十一] 还是喜欢钱嘛

57
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[何大春] 这个任务我接了

58
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[趣味的音乐]

59
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我做保镖的收费标准是
不包餐150块钱一天

60
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日结 保护期间
你受到任何伤害 全额退款

61
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[何大春] 你什么时候出发?
我要提前去保安大队先请个假

62
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对了 那我们要去哪啊?

63
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玄武国 梅花山庄

64
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[片头曲]

65
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[梅花十一] 因为
玄武国的守卫非常森严

66
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外国人没有批文是进不去的

67
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只能带你走这个秘密入口

68
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进去后 你也不能跟任何人
说起这个事情 知道吗?

69
00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:34,041
那是不是就是偷渡啊?

70
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-不是
-哦

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[入水声]

72
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[落地声]

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[欢快的音乐]

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[餐盘声]

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等等

76
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银针没有发黑 没毒 可以吃了

77
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保镖大哥 你不过来一起吃吗?

78
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人吃饭的时候警惕性就会降低

79
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我要保护你 让你安心吃

80
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美女

81
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一个人吃饭吗?

82
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要不要一起喝两杯啊?

83
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[梅花十一] 试一下
这个小平头也好

84
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[梅花十一] 滚!

85
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[破碎声 击打声]

86
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英雄救美是吧?

87
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[击打声]

88
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[破碎声]

89
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[惊叹声]

90
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[剑客] 揍他!

91
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[呐喊声]

92
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[紧张的音乐]

93
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[击打声]

94
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[破碎声]

95
00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:02,458
大家不要打架 有话好好说

96
00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:04,208
[惊叹声]

97
00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,583
[击打声]

98
00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:10,083
[梅花十一] 不知道
能不能挡住那个男人的剑呢?

99
00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,666
[链锁声]

100
00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:18,000
[铁链缠绕声]

101
00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:19,541
[紧张的音乐]

102
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[剑客] 快走啊 是飞鸟门!

103
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:21,958
[仓皇逃跑声]

104
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[冷笑声]

105
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[展翅声]

106
00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,583
[扇翅声]

107
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[飞掠声]

108
00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,708
[扇翅声]

109
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[飞镖声]

110
00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:37,708
[击打声]

111
00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,625
[下坠声]

112
00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,541
[拉扯声]

113
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[飞鸟门男子] 呀...嗬...

114
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[破碎声 落地声]

115
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[鸡哥美食老板] 好怕怕!

116
00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,625
[链锁旋转声]

117
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[飞鸟门男子] 哎...嗬...

118
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[击打声]

119
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,875
喔!

120
00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,583
[击打声]

121
00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,416
[击打声]

122
00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,333
[落地声]

123
00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:17,333
[踩地声]

124
00:08:17,416 --> 00:08:18,291
[拳风声]

125
00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,375
他们把那女孩抓去哪里啦?

126
00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:22,458
[坏笑声]

127
00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:26,875
[击打声]

128
00:08:31,041 --> 00:08:33,125
不想死就带我去!

129
00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:41,416
(飞鸟门)

130
00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,083
[风声]

131
00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:48,333
[大师兄] 这个贱女人
偷走我们飞鸟门的秘籍

132
00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:51,875
还到处惹事 抹黑我们飞鸟门

133
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[击打声 倒地声]

134
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[冷笑声]

135
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[梅花十一]
你追求我的时候 说什么都愿意给我

136
00:09:04,708 --> 00:09:06,833
- [梅花十一] 现在...
-闭嘴![巴掌声]

137
00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:16,000
哼!废物

138
00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,083
这女人...

139
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:22,625
现在掌门不在 我作主

140
00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:25,625
-杀了她!
-杀了她!

141
00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:26,583
[脚步声]

142
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,666
[拔剑声]

143
00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:31,041
[冷笑声]

144
00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,000
[守卫] 大师兄!不好啦!

145
00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:34,833
[惊恐奔跑声]

146
00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,000
外面有个人把那个招牌给...

147
00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,583
[惊讶声]

148
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,416
[热血的音乐]

149
00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:49,583
(飞鸟门)

150
00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:55,083
[梅花十一] 真慢
[大师兄] 原来找了个小男友啊?

151
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:58,041
我比他帅那么多你都不选我?

152
00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,291
大师兄 说漏嘴啦

153
00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:02,708
[大师兄] 哼

154
00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:05,791
[惨叫声]

155
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:32,958
[捏紧拳头声]

156
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,875
[选择菜单声]

157
00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:48,791
[金属声]

158
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:55,416
[呐喊声]

159
00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,208
[喘气声]

160
00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:03,708
怎么这么硬啊?

161
00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,708
[喘气声]

162
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,666
[击打声]

163
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,250
[激昂的音乐]

164
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,750
[破碎声]

165
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:17,291
[呐喊声]

166
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:24,083
[喘气声]

167
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:29,041
[击打声]

168
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,666
[呐喊声]

169
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,791
[击打声]

170
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,708
[破碎声]

171
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,416
[击打声]

172
00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:43,166
[梅花十一]
就算是最强的金刚不坏

173
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,500
承受太多攻击 也是会受伤的

174
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,291
[悲伤的音乐]

175
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,166
[哭泣声]

176
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,625
爸爸 有人欺负我

177
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:59,666
- [梅花大侠] 那你就去打败他
-我不要打架

178
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,208
我要爸爸保护

179
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:06,458
[哭泣声]

180
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,791
[击打声]

181
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,458
[掉地声]

182
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:29,750
[喘气声]

183
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,416
[弟子乙] 我已经没有力气了

184
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,833
[喘气声]

185
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,250
[惊恐声]

186
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,208
[击打声]

187
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,791
[惊醒声]

188
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,416
[击打声 倒地声]

189
00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:49,833
[击打声 落地声]

190
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,458
[大师兄] 诶?

191
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:56,000
流血了?你的金刚不坏
使不出来了吧?

192
00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,000
[滴答声]

193
00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:03,083
[何大春] 糟了
不够内力使用金刚不坏

194
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,666
你们全部退下

195
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:11,625
好好欣赏一下
我怎么华丽地收拾掉这个小平头

196
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,375
[热血的音乐]

197
00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:18,791
[展翅飞翔声]

198
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,166
嗯?

199
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:21,875
[割伤声 痛苦声]

200
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,416
[割伤声]

201
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,458
[割伤声]

202
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:30,583
[痛苦声]

203
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,625
[冲刺声]

204
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,041
[躲闪声]

205
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,458
[躲闪声]

206
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:45,416
[拖行声]

207
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,708
[击打声]

208
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,291
[击打声]

209
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,125
[挣扎声]

210
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:59,083
这么难缠 看我摔死你

211
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:00,791
[破碎声]

212
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,291
[高速飞行声]

213
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,208
[惊讶声]

214
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,083
{\an8}(情比金坚七天锁)

215
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,625
[坠落声]

216
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,166
[惨叫声]

217
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:31,708
[掉地声]

218
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,041
[鸟叫声]

219
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:42,833
[弟子丙] 大侠饶命!

220
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,708
[惊恐声]

221
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,125
我没有偷过你们的什么秘籍

222
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:57,250
这本破书
是你们大师兄为了泡妞送给我的

223
00:14:57,791 --> 00:14:59,208
信不信随你们

224
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,666
-你信我吗?
-我信你

225
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,208
[伤感的音乐]

226
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,125
{\an8}(幻翼飞行 黑鸟系 飞鸟门)

227
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,125
[何大春] 等一下
还有个结束动作

228
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:16,666
[呐喊声 破碎声]

229
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:24,000
[梅花十一] 小哥哥
你刚刚有点帅喔

230
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,875
[何大春] 其实是看电视剧学的

231
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,708
[梅花十一] 那电视剧有没有教你

232
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:35,041
这个时候应该抱着受伤的女孩子啊?

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《保镖守则》第五章第三条第六小点

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尽量避免跟
异性客户有身体上的接触

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[温馨的音乐]

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[何大春] 你受伤了
这是退给你的保镖费用

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[梅花十一] 其实
保镖这工作又辛苦 又不赚钱

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你还不如做点别的
例如健身教练什么的

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我在保镖职业技术学校
读书的时候 老师跟我说过

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保镖就像是雨伞
平时好像没什么存在感

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但是到下雨的时候
雨伞就变得很重要了

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[片尾曲]

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我现在 就是你的雨伞