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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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劇名:鐵漢柔情

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[吉他音樂聲]

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(伍六七離開小島當天)

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(島牌時尚)

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哎喲,真好看啊

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難怪那個理髮師被妳迷得神魂顛倒

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妳不用等了,他已經走了

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難道這個約會也是妳師父安排的?

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還是說...

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[梅花十三]島上已經沒有懸賞任務
妳為什麼還不回玄武國?

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上次妳師父打了我一掌

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療傷都用了好幾天

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況且,我要帶個男人回去

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聽說飛鳥門的人都在追殺妳

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說妳偷了他們的武功祕笈

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[女聲]沒什麼好說的
男人就是這樣

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占不到便宜就翻臉

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989、990、991
992、993、994

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995、996、997...

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小哥哥身體好結實啊

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不知道可不可以...

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請不要打擾我做運動

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一、二、三、四、五...

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(一小時後)

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...999、1000

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妳不是那個會飛的女刺客嗎?

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竟敢光天化日下偷襲我

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你這麼強壯,我哪敢襲擊你啊?

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我是想請你做我的保鑣...

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妳是壞人,我是不會做妳的生意的

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這是什麼男人啊?財色都勾引不了他

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難道要賣慘?

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[悲情音樂]

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其實我是有苦衷的

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我的家人都被抓住了

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他們逼我做刺客任務

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不然就殺了他們

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我只是想回去見我的家人

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[女聲]聽說你業餘時間
也會接點保鑣生意

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[女聲]所以把我全部身家都拿來了

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[女聲]看你能不能幫一下我

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[驚訝聲]

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還是喜歡錢嘛

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[何大春]這個任務我接了

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我做保鑣的收費標準是
不包餐150塊錢一天

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日結,保護期間妳受到任何傷害
全額退款

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妳什麼時候出發?
我要提前去保安大隊先請個假

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對了,那我們要去哪啊?

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玄武國,梅花山莊

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[音樂聲]

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[女聲]因為玄武國的守衛非常森嚴

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外國人沒有批文是進不去的

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只能帶你走這個祕密入口

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進去後,你也不能跟任何人
說起這個事情,知道嗎?

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那是不是就是偷渡啊?

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-不是
-喔

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[腳步聲]

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(雞哥美食)

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等等

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銀針沒有發黑,沒毒,可以吃了

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保鑣大哥,你不過來一起吃嗎?

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人吃飯的時候警惕性就會降低

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我要保護妳,讓妳安心吃

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美女

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一個人吃飯嗎?

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要不要一起喝兩杯啊?

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試一下這個小平頭也好

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滾!

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[生氣聲]

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英雄救美,是吧?

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揍他!

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[吼叫聲]

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(金剛不壞,童子身)

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大家不要打架,有話好好說

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[出力聲]

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不知道能不能擋住那個男人的劍呢?

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快走啊,是飛鳥門

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[女聲呻吟聲]

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[低吟聲]

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好怕怕

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[低吟聲]

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(金剛不壞,大寶劍)

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他們把那女孩抓去哪裡啦?

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[男子竊笑聲]

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不想死就帶我去

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這個賤女人偷走我們飛鳥門的祕笈

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還到處惹事,抹黑我們飛鳥門

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[呻吟聲]

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你追求我的時候,說什麼都願意給我

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- [女聲]現在...
-閉嘴

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廢物

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這女人...

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現在掌門不在,我作主

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-殺了她
-殺了她...

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[男聲]大師兄,不好啦

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外面有個人把那個招牌給...

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[搖滾音樂聲]

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真慢,原來找了個小男友啊?

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我比他帥那麼多妳都不選我?

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大師兄,說漏嘴啦

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[眾人驚嚇聲]

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[骨頭碰撞聲]

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{\an8}[大師兄]給我打死他

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[眾人喊叫聲]

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怎麼這麼硬啊?

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[低吟聲]

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[眾人喊叫聲]

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[低吟聲]

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就算是最強的金剛不壞
承受太多攻擊,也是會受傷的

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[女生哭泣聲]

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爸爸,有人欺負我

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- [爸爸]那妳就去打敗他
-我不要打架

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我要爸爸保護

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我已經沒有力氣了

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[何大春出力聲]

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[何大春出力聲]

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流血了?
你的金剛不壞使不出來了吧?

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[何大春]糟了,不夠內力
使用金剛不壞

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你們全部退下

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好好欣賞一下
我怎麼華麗地收拾掉這個小平頭

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[哀痛聲]

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[大師兄低吟聲]

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這麼難纏,看我摔死你

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{\an8}(情比金堅七天鎖)

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[大師兄驚嚇聲]

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[鳥叫聲]

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大俠饒命

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我沒有偷過你們的什麼祕笈

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這本破書
是你們大師兄為了泡妞送給我的

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[女聲]信不信隨你們

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-你信我嗎?
-我信妳

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等一下,還有個結束動作

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(鐵漢柔情)

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小哥哥,你剛剛有點帥喔

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其實是看電視劇學的

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那電視劇有沒有教你

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這個時候應該抱著受傷的女孩子啊?

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《保鑣守則》第五章第三條第六小點

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盡量避免跟異性客戶有身體上的接觸

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[何大春]妳受傷了
這是退給妳的保鑣費用

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[女聲]其實保鑣這工作
又辛苦又不賺錢

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你還不如做點別的
例如健身教練什麼的

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我在保鑣職業技術學校讀書的時候
老師跟我說過

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保鑣就像是雨傘
平時好像沒什麼存在感

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[何大春]但是到下雨的時候
雨傘就變得很重要了

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我現在就是妳的雨傘

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[片尾曲]