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MISSION 5
ROCK HARD COUNTRY
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Well...
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Excuse me. Is this the Xuanwu Country?
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Can't you see the sign over there?
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ROCK HARD
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Yes, it's hard to miss.
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It's not hard, it's "Rock Hard."
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This is Rock Hard Country.
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Buy a membership today
and get a free can of protein powder,
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and grow fuller muscles.
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Hey, do you think
the people here all look like DaChun?
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I also think this is
that security guy's hometown.
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STRENGTHEN THE NEXT BILLION GENERATIONS
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Are the people here as tough as DaChun?
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PROTEIN POWDER
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Excuse me, I'd like fried rice noodles
with beef, an iced bubble tea and a beer.
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We don't have those foods here.
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Then what's good here?
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Protein powder. Chicken breast.
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But we don't eat chicken.
Anything else, perchance?
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Judging by your physiques,
you guys must be foreigners.
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You'd better start
with hiring a personal trainer.
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Or it could be dangerous for you
to wander on the street like this.
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You naked guys may look tough,
but you wouldn't beat me in a fight.
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- Wow, it's Coach Chen.
- I'm standing so close to him!
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{\an8}BOBI CHEN, ROCK HARD COUNTRY, GYM STAR
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Did you just say
that we're not as tough as we seem?
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Well... He said that, not me.
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It's just a chicken.
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How could it even speak?
Do I look stupid to you?
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This is... I...
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Say no more. Fight with your muscles
if you're a real man.
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MUSCLE
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What are you going to do?
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{\an8}PENTATHLON - ONE-ON-ONE MATCH
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BB CHEN
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Wait, do I really have to fight him?
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Ouch! I lose and you win.
The game is over. Can I just go now?
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If you lose, that blue chicken
you got will be ours.
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Blue chicken breast is rich in protein,
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making it the perfect food
for bodybuilders.
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It's been years since we last ate blue
chicken after the fowl run was closed.
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Then what's my reward if I win?
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A luxury cruise trip to Xuanwu, perhaps?
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If you win,
I'll give you my treasure as a gift.
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- I don't want this--
- Wow, Coach Chen is raising the stakes!
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A guy offered to trade
a yacht for Bobi Chen's treasure
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but he said no!
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Is it really that intriguing?
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Game one, copper walls and iron arms!
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The players are to break
these 18 walls as fast as they can.
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These walls of various thickness
are made of wood, stone, copper and iron.
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Zero in and spin the scissor with Qi.
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Foul! Weapons are not allowed in the game!
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Front dumbbell raise!
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Dumbbell bicep curl!
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Lightning Dragon drill!
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The winner of game one is Coach Chen!
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{\an8}Game two, smash a stone with the chest!
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Smash a stone with the chest?
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Sounds like street performance art.
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SEVEN DIED AT THE AGE OF 21
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The fake blood is actually ketchup.
CPR is not needed.
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The winner of game two is Coach Chen!
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Game three: copper skin and iron bone!
Attack in turn, and no dodging allowed.
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The last one standing is the winner.
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This is a challenge
for your muscles, willpower and courage!
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Kids, don't try this at home!
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The best of five.
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If you lose this one,
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the game is over.
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I fought by the same rules against a guy
who is capable of Invincible Virginity.
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And I didn't lose.
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Invincible Virginity?
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Scared now?
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Invincible Virginity!
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Many people have this ability here.
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Well... I think the game is a bit unfair.
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Let the game commence!
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This guy that you just mentioned.
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Is he a kid with a pentagonal face
who is called DaChun?
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Do you know him?
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Then we're friends.
That should make this easier.
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DaChun and I are good friends.
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That idiot was expelled by me.
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He was the least gifted person here.
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Being short and weak,
he couldn't build up muscle.
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He's not smart, either.
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We often made fun of him.
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You're so weak.
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Just go home.
Don't even try. You won't make it.
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Just give up.
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You don't belong here.
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Then he was tricked
into studying in some
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Bodyguard Technical Training School.
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What kind of school is that?
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You're a fool to believe it.
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His Invincibility got stuck at level one.
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How could you compare him with me?
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Just try and punch me.
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I'll show you real Invincibility.
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I fought with DaChun
for a full day and night.
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It was a draw.
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Do you believe now that
I can defeat you with just one blow?
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If you could ever do that,
I would announce you the ultimate winner.
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Come on, then.
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I'll take my chances.
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How is this possible?
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People like you aren't good enough
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to raise your Invincibility
to the max level.
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Before you get to
the max level of Invincibility,
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you have a lethal weakness.
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What? Coach Chen is down!
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Coach Chen has been defeated
by this man with no muscle at all!
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- What? Coach Chen lost the game?
- Look. He lost his muscle too!
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It's not possible.
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Let me tell you this.
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DaChun's Invincibility
has reached level seven already.
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The He DaChun I know...
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he practices harder
and more earnestly than anyone else.
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He's by no means stupid. He's gifted.
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You guys have no idea,
but hard work became his major talent.
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Through his hard work,
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it's just a matter time for him
to surpass you people.
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Even DaChun's reached level seven.
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Mr. Referee, I surrender.
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What?
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Seven, I'm very impressed! You're still
in one piece after that punch.
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Are they still looking at us?
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Nope.
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This is the right route to Xuanwu.
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{\an8}THE WORLD MAP - MEOW KITTY VERSION
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This time the raft
will take us to Xuanwu, right?
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Absolutely.
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I hope it doesn't divert us
to any other weird country.
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Wait a sec!
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I keep my word.
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I'm giving you my treasure as a gift.
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{\an8}GOLDEN RAPID MUSCLE-BUILDER POWDER
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{\an8}Golden Rapid Muscle-Builder powder?
You wouldn't even trade this for a yacht?
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If only I could drink some cola.
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By the way, if you get the chance,
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please tell DaChun I apologize.
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No problem!
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I'll tell DaChun just that.
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Hey! How could you
hear me from that far away?
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Subtitle translation by: Yuhang Yang