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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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请问这里是玄武国吗?

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你没有看到那边那个字吗?

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看到啊 好大个“硬”字啊

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不是“硬” 是“石更”

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这里是石更国

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不是吧...

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办卡充值送蛋白粉

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让你轻松获得饱满肌肉

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你有没有觉得这里的人

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都长得很像大春啊?

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我也怀疑这里就是那个保安的家乡

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那这里的人
会不会都像大春一样硬呢?

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老板要一碟干炒牛河
一杯冻奶茶 两瓶啤酒

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我们这里没有这些东西吃喔

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那你们这里有什么啊?

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蛋白粉 鸡胸肉

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我们不吃鸡的 有没有其他的?

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一看你们两位的身材
就是外地来的了

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一开始最好请个私教练练

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不然这样上街很危险的

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这些裸男就是虚壮而已

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真打起来还不如我的鸡肉厉害呢!

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-是陈教练!
-陈教练就在离我这么近的地方!

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{\an8}(陈波比 石更国健身明星)

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刚刚是不是你说我们虚壮啊?

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是他说的

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这是只鸡

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怎么会说话啊?

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你这是在侮辱我的智商!

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这...我...

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你不用说了

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真男人就用肌肉来战斗吧!

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这是要干吗?

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等等 我为什么一定要跟他决斗啊?

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哎呀 我输了 你赢了

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决斗结束了 我可以走了吧?

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输了?

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你就要把你带来的蓝羽鸡给我们

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蓝羽鸡的鸡胸肉含有丰富的蛋白质

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最适合增肌健身人士食用

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自从那个鸡场倒闭后

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已经几年没吃过蓝羽鸡了

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那我赢了 会有什么奖金奖品吗?

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例如去玄武国的豪华邮轮之类的呢?

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如果你赢了

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我就把我的宝贝送给你

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谁要这破玩意?

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陈教练竟然下这么大的赌注?

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上次有人拿邮轮跟他换
他都不换的!

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真有这么厉害?

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第一项:铜墙铁臂

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选手需要在最短的时间里

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穿过18堵墙壁

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其中包含了薄厚不一的木墙

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石墙、铜墙、铁墙

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痛痛痛

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集中精神 以气御剪

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违反规则!比赛不能使用武器!

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哑铃前平举

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哑铃臂弯举

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电光毒龙钻

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第一项比赛 陈教练胜出!

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{\an8}铁人五项第二项:胸口碎大石

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胸口碎大石?

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街头卖艺的玩意儿

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这只是番茄酱 不用做人工呼吸

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第二项比赛 陈教练胜出!

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铁人五项第三项:铜皮铁骨

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比赛规则是两人轮流攻击 不能闪躲

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先倒下的算输

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这是一个考验肌肉、意志
还有勇气的游戏!

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小朋友千万不要模仿哦

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五盘三胜

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如果这局你输了

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这比赛就结束了

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这个游戏

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我曾经跟一个
金刚不坏童子身的人比试过

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我也没输!

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金刚不坏童子身?

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知道怕了吧?

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金刚不坏 童子身

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在这儿 大把人会这种武功

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我...觉得这个赛制不太公平

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比赛开始!

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你说的那个会金刚不坏的人

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是不是长着一张五边形的脸
叫大春的小屁孩?

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你们认识啊?

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那就好说啦 大家都是好朋友

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我跟大春是很好的朋友

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那个傻子就是被我赶走的

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他是我们这里最没天赋的人

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身材瘦小

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肌肉怎么练都练不大

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脑子又笨

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以前在这里经常被我们欺负

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太弱鸡了

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别练了 这辈子都练不大的

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这里不适合你

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后来被骗去
什么保镖职业技术学校读书

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什么保镖职业技术学校?

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这都有人信?傻子吧你?

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他的金刚不坏 练来练去都是第一层

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怎么能跟我比

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你来打我呀

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让你感受一下真正的金刚不坏

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我跟大春连续战斗了一天一夜

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也不分胜负

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但你信不信

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我一招就可以把你击倒?

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如果你能一招把我击倒

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这五项比赛都算你赢!

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来啊

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我要赌一把

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为...为什么?

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像你这种人

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是不可能练至金刚不坏最高层的

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金刚不坏在没练至最高层之前

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都有一个致命的弱点

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陈教练倒地了!

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陈教练竟然输给了
这个毫无肌肉的男人!

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陈教练输了?

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你看 他身上都没有了肌肉

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不是吧?

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我来告诉你吧

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大春他现在已经
把金刚不坏练至第七层了

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我认识的何大春

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比谁都努力

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比谁都认真

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他不笨 他很有天赋

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你们根本不懂

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勤奋就是他最大的天赋!

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他通过自己的努力

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迟早都会把你们超越的!

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连大春都已经第七层了

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裁判 我认输了

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阿七 你刚刚好厉害啊

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硬吃下他一拳都没事

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他们还有没有在看这里?

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没有啊

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这才是去玄武国的线路

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这次这个船真的是去玄武国的吧?

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是的

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不会又去到一些奇奇怪怪的国家吧?

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等一下

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愿赌服输

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我把我的宝贝送给你了

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{\an8}金装极速增肌粉?

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{\an8}这就是别人拿邮轮跟你换
你都不愿意换的宝贝?

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好想喝可乐啊

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那个...

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如果有机会

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帮我跟大春道个歉吧?

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我知道啦

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我会跟大春说的

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有没有搞错啊 这都听得到?