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[鸟鸣声]

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[啪]

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[拖鞋掉落声]

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{\an8}[小疯映画主题音乐]

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{\an8}[啊哈娱乐主题音乐]

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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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[单集片名主题音乐]

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[异域的音乐]

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呃...

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[肌肉抖动声]

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嗯?

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请问这里是玄武国吗?

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[肌肉男甲] 你没有看到
那边那个字吗?

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看到啊 [金属声]
好大个“硬”字啊

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不是“硬” 是“石更”

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[肌肉男甲] 这里是石更国

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[伍六七] 不是吧...

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[片头曲]

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[女播音员] 办卡充值送蛋白粉

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让你轻松获得饱满肌肉

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[大象叫声 使出全力的声音]

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[伍六七] 你有没有觉得这里的人

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都长得很像大春啊?

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我也怀疑这里就是那个保安的家乡

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[伍六七] 那这里的人
会不会都像大春一样硬呢?

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[狼吞虎咽的声音]

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老板要一碟干炒牛河
一杯冻奶茶 两瓶啤酒

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[肌肉男乙]
我们这里没有这些东西吃喔

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[趣味的音乐]

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那你们这里有什么啊?

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[肌肉男乙] 蛋白粉 鸡胸肉

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[鸡大保] 我们不吃鸡的
有没有其他的?

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[肌肉男乙] 一看你们两位的身材
就是外地来的了

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一开始 最好请个私教练练

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不然这样上街很危险的

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这些裸男就是虚壮而已

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-真打起来还不如我的鸡肉厉害呢!
-叽

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[紧张的音乐]

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[收桌椅声]

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[怒吼声]

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[掉地声]

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[开门声]

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[趣味的音乐]

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-是陈教练!
-陈教练就在离我这么近的地方!

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[摸抱声]

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[金属声]

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[金属声]

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{\an8}(陈波比 石更国健身明星)

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刚刚是不是你说我们虚壮啊?

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是他说的

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[鸡叫声]

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[陈波比] 这是只鸡

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怎么会说话啊?

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你这是在侮辱我的智商!

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这...我...

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你不用说了

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真男人就用肌肉来战斗吧!

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[激昂的音乐]

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这是要干吗?

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[众人欢呼声]

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{\an8}[众人议论声]

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等等 我为什么一定要跟他决斗啊?

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哎呀 我输了 你赢了

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决斗结束了 我可以走了吧?

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输了?

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你就要把你带来的蓝羽鸡给我们

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[诡异的音乐]

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[点戳声]

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[陈波比] 蓝羽鸡的鸡胸肉
含有丰富的蛋白质

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最适合增肌健身人士食用

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自从那个鸡场倒闭后

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已经几年没吃过蓝羽鸡了

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[伍六七] 嗯?

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那我赢了 会有什么奖金奖品吗?

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例如去玄武国的豪华邮轮之类的呢?

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[趣味的音乐]

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如果你赢了

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我就把我的宝贝送给你

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[享受的声音]

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谁要这破玩意?

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[观众] 陈教练
竟然下这么大的赌注?

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上次有人拿邮轮跟他换
他都不换的!

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[粤语] 真有这么厉害?

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[主持人] 第一项:铜墙铁臂

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[升起幕墙的声音]

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选手需要在最短的时间里

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穿过18堵墙壁

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其中包含了薄厚不一的木墙

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石墙、铜墙、铁墙

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[激昂的音乐]

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[做运动的声音]

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[呐喊声]

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[咔嚓声]

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[吃力的声音]

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[惨叫声]

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[伍六七] 嗯?

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[撞击声]

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[撞击声]

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[断裂声]

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痛痛痛

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[热血的音乐]

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集中精神 以气御剪

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违反规则!比赛不能使用武器!

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[击打声]

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哑铃前平举

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[呐喊声]

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[惨叫声]

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哑铃臂弯举

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电光毒龙钻

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[吃力的声音]

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[击打声]

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[落地声]

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[众人欢呼声]

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[主持人] 第一项比赛
陈教练胜出!

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{\an8}[主持人] 铁人五项第二项
胸口碎大石

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[肿痛的声音]

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[震动声]

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[擂台升起的声音]

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胸口碎大石?

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街头卖艺的玩意儿

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[慢镜头的声音]

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[惨叫声]

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[悲伤的音乐]

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[亲吻声]

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[击打声]

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这只是番茄酱 不用做人工呼吸

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[娇羞声]

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[喘息声]

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[趣味的音乐]

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[主持人] 第二项比赛
陈教练胜出!

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[擂台升起的声音]

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[主持人] 铁人五项第三项
铜皮铁骨

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比赛规则是两人轮流攻击 不能闪躲

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先倒下的算输

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这是一个考验肌肉、意志
还有勇气的游戏!

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小朋友千万不要模仿哦

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五盘三胜

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如果这局你输了

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这比赛就结束了

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[坏笑声]

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[伍六七] 哼 这个游戏

142
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我曾经跟一个
金刚不坏童子身的人比试过

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我也没输!

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[陈波比] 金刚不坏童子身?

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[大笑声]

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知道怕了吧?

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[金属声]

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金刚不坏 童子身

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[趣味的音乐]

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哼 在这儿 大把人会这种武功

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[用力声 金属声]

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[全场用力声]

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呃...

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我...觉得这个赛制不太公平

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比赛开始! [金属声]

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[击打声 痛苦声]

157
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[痛苦声]

158
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你说的那个会金刚不坏的人

159
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是不是长着一张五边形的脸
叫大春的小屁孩?

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你们认识啊?

161
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那就好说啦 大家都是好朋友

162
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我跟大春是很好的朋友

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[击打声 痛苦声]

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[痛苦声]

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[讥笑声]

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那个傻子就是被我赶走的

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[悲情的音乐]

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[陈波比] 他是我们这里
最没天赋的人

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身材瘦小

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肌肉怎么练都练不大

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脑子又笨

172
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以前在这里 经常被我们欺负

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[众人议论声]

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00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:08,750
[踩踏声]

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00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,666
[众人嘲笑声]

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[围观者甲] 太弱鸡了

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00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:18,250
[围观者乙] 别练了
这辈子都练不大的

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00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:22,583
[打击人的话语]

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[围观者丙] 这里不适合你

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[陈波比] 后来被骗去
什么保镖职业技术学校读书

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[嘲笑声]

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00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:32,416
[众人嘲笑声]

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[众人] 什么保镖职业技术学校?

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00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,166
这都有人信?傻子吧你?

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[陈波比] 他的金刚不坏
练来练去都是第一层

186
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怎么能跟我比?

187
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你来打我呀

188
00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:53,958
让你感受一下真正的金刚不坏

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我跟大春连续战斗了一天一夜

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也不分胜负

191
00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:03,500
但你信不信

192
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,208
我一招就可以把你击倒?

193
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,958
[热血的音乐]

194
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:12,666
如果你能一招把我击倒

195
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,125
这五项比赛都算你赢!

196
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来啊

197
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:21,208
[众人呐喊声]

198
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,625
[惊讶声]

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我要赌一把

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00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:30,458
哼!

201
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,625
[呐喊声]

202
00:11:36,541 --> 00:11:37,583
[蓄势待发的声音]

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00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,000
[呐喊声]

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00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,375
[金属声]

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[呐喊声 戳中肚脐眼声]

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哎呀!

207
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,500
为...为什么?

208
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,125
像你这种人

209
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是不可能练至金刚不坏最高层的

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金刚不坏在没练至最高层之前

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都有一个致命的弱点

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[漏气声]

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00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:06,916
[漏气声]

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00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,541
[呐喊声]

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[击打声]

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00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,291
[惊讶声]

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[惊讶声]

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00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,291
[坠落声 呻吟声]

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陈教练倒地了!

220
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陈教练竟然输给了
这个毫无肌肉的男人!

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[戳中肚脐眼声]

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00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,583
[漏气声]

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00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,791
[惊讶声]

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[观众甲] 陈教练输了?

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[观众乙] 你看
他身上都没有了肌肉

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[观众丙] 不是吧?

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[众人议论声]

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[呜鸣声]

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[气恼声]

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[喘气声]

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[锻炼身体的声音]

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[怒吼声]

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[激昂的音乐]

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[碎裂声]

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00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,583
[慢镜头的声音]

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[怒吼声]

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[击打声]

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[蹬地声]

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[崩裂声]

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[惊讶声]

241
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[众人惊讶声]

242
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[痛苦声]

243
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,458
我来告诉你吧

244
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:38,125
大春他现在已经
把金刚不坏练至第七层了

245
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,250
我认识的何大春

246
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,833
比谁都努力

247
00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,041
比谁都认真

248
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:48,125
他不笨 他很有天赋

249
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,458
你们根本不懂

250
00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:53,416
勤奋就是他最大的天赋!

251
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[激昂的音乐]

252
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,125
他通过自己的努力

253
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:06,083
迟早都会把你们超越的!

254
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,583
[剪刀旋转声]

255
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:15,083
[击打声]

256
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,375
连大春都已经第七层了

257
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[陈波比] 主持人 我认输了

258
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[众人惊讶声]

259
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,666
[烟花声]

260
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,291
[胜利的音乐]

261
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:43,416
[鸡大保] 阿七 你刚刚好厉害啊

262
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,458
硬吃下他一拳都没事

263
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,916
[伍六七]
他们还有没有在看这里?

264
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:50,000
[鸡大保] 没有啊

265
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,666
[呕吐声]

266
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,458
[海浪声]

267
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,666
[欢快的音乐]

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[肌肉男] 这才是去玄武国的线路

269
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{\an8}[地图展开声]

270
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[伍六七] 这次这个船
真的是去玄武国的吧?

271
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[肌肉男] 是的

272
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,458
[伍六七] 不会又去到
一些奇奇怪怪的国家吧?

273
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,041
[陈波比] 等一下

274
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,083
[伍六七] 嗯?

275
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,208
[金光闪闪的声音]

276
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愿赌服输

277
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,541
我把我的宝贝送给你了

278
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{\an8}[金光闪闪的声音]

279
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,375
{\an8}[鸡大保] 金装极速增肌粉?

280
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,125
{\an8}这就是别人拿邮轮
跟你换你都不愿意换的宝贝?

281
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[划船声]

282
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,666
[拿东西声]

283
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,250
[咀嚼声]

284
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,541
好想喝可乐啊

285
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,125
那个...

286
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如果有机会

287
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,291
帮我跟大春道个歉吧?

288
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,125
[伍六七] 我知道啦

289
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,833
我会跟大春说的

290
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,666
有没有搞错啊 这都听得到?

291
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,666
[拍脸的声音]

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[片尾曲]