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Netflix 原創動畫影集

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劇名:石更國

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請問這裡是玄武國嗎?

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你沒有看到那邊那個字嗎?

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看到啊,好大個“硬”字啊

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不是“硬”,是“石更”

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這裡是石更國

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不是吧

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辦卡充值送蛋白粉

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讓你輕鬆獲得飽滿肌肉

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你有沒有覺得這裡的人

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都長得很像大春啊?

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我也懷疑這裡就是那個保安的家鄉

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(強健下一代)

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那這裡的人
會不會都像大春一樣硬呢?

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老板,要一碟乾炒牛河
一杯凍奶茶、兩瓶啤酒

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我們這裡沒有這些東西吃喔

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那你們這裡有什麼啊?

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蛋白粉、雞胸肉

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我們不吃雞的,有沒有其他的?

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一看你們兩位的身材
就是外地來的了

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一開始最好請個私教練練

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不然這樣上街是很危險的

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這些裸男就是虛壯而已

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真打起來還不如我的雞肉厲害呢

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-是陳教練
-陳教練就在離我這麼近的地方

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{\an8}(陳波比,石更國健身明星)

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剛剛是不是你說我們虛壯啊?

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是他說的

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這是隻雞

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怎麼會說話啊?

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你這是在侮辱我的智商

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這...我...

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你不用說了

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真男人就用肌肉來戰鬥吧

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這是要幹嘛?

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{\an8}(鐵人五項,一對一比賽)

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等等,我為什麼一定要跟他決鬥啊?

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哎呀,我輸了,你贏了

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決鬥結束了,我可以走了吧?

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輸了?

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你就要把你帶來的藍羽雞給我們

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藍羽雞的雞胸肉含有豐富的蛋白質

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最適合增肌健身人士食用

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自從那個雞場倒閉後

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已經幾年沒吃過藍羽雞了

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那我贏了,會有什麼獎金獎品嗎?

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例如去玄武國的豪華郵輪之類的咧?

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如果你贏了

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我就把我的寶貝送給你

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誰要這破玩意?

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陳教練竟然下這麼大的賭注?

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上次有人拿郵輪跟他換,他都不換的

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真有這麼厲害?

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第一項:銅牆鐵臂

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選手需要在最短的時間裡

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穿過18堵牆壁

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其中包含了薄厚不一的木牆

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石牆、銅牆、鐵牆

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痛...

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集中精神,以氣御剪

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違反規則,比賽不能使用武器

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啞鈴前平舉

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啞鈴臂彎舉

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電光毒龍鑽

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第一項比賽,陳教練勝出

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{\an8}鐵人五項第二項:胸口碎大石

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胸口碎大石?

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街頭賣藝的玩意兒

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(伍六七卒,享年21歲)

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(全劇終)

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番茄醬來的,不用做人工呼吸

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第二項比賽,陳教練勝出

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鐵人五項第三項:銅皮鐵骨

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比賽規則是兩人輪流攻擊,不能閃躲

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先倒下的算輸

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這是一個考驗肌肉、意志
還有勇氣的遊戲

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小朋友千萬不要模仿喔

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五盤三勝

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如果這局你輸了

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這比賽就結束了

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這個遊戲

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我曾經跟一個
金剛不壞童子身的人比試過

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我也沒輸

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金剛不壞童子身?

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知道怕了吧?

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金剛不壞童子身

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在這兒,大把人會這種武功

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我...覺得這個賽制不太公平

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比賽開始

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你說的那個會金剛不壞的人

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是不是長著一張五邊形的臉
叫大春的小屁孩?

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你們認識啊?

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那就好說啦,大家都是好朋友

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我跟大春是很好的朋友

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那個傻子就是被我趕走的

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他是我們這裡最沒天賦的人

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身材瘦小

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肌肉怎麼練都練不大

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腦子又笨

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以前在這裡經常被我們欺負

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太弱雞了

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別練了,這輩子都練不大的

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這裡不適合你

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後來被騙去
什麼保鑣職業技術學校讀書

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什麼保鑣職業技術學校?

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這都有人信?傻子吧你?

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他的金剛不壞,練來練去都是第一層

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怎麼能跟我比?

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你來打我呀

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讓你感受一下真正的金剛不壞

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我跟大春連續戰鬥了一天一夜

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也不分勝負

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但你信不信

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我一招就可以把你擊倒?

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如果你能一招把我擊倒

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這五項比賽都算你贏

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來啊

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我要賭一把

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哎呀

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為...為什麼?

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像你這種人

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是不可能練至金剛不壞最高層的

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金剛不壞在沒練至最高層之前

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都有一個致命的弱點

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陳教練倒地了

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陳教練竟然輸給了
這個毫無肌肉的男人

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陳教練輸了?

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你看,他身上都沒有了肌肉

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不是吧?

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我來告訴你吧

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大春現在已經把金剛不壞
練至第七層了

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我認識的何大春

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比誰都努力

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比誰都認真

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他不笨,他很有天賦

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你們根本不懂

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勤奮就是他最大的天賦

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他通過自己的努力

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遲早都會把你們超越的

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連大春都已經第七層了

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裁判,我認輸了

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阿七,你剛剛好厲害啊

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硬吃下他一拳都沒事

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他們還有沒有看過來啊?

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沒有啊

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這才是去玄武國的線路

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{\an8}(世界地圖)

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這次這個船真的是去玄武國的吧?

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是的

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不會又去到一些奇奇怪怪的國家吧?

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等一下

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願賭服輸

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我把我的寶貝送給你了

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{\an8}金裝極速增肌粉?

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{\an8}這就是別人拿郵輪跟你換
你都不願意換的寶貝?

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好想喝可樂啊

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那個...

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如果有機會

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幫我跟大春道個歉吧?

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我知道啦

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我會跟大春說的

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有沒有搞錯啊,這都聽得到?