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[鸟鸣声]

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[啪]

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[拖鞋掉落声]

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{\an8}[小疯映画主题音乐]

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{\an8}[啊哈娱乐主题音乐]

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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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[单集片名主题音乐]

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[诡异的音乐]

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这次应该没错了吧?

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玄武国的植物长得这么奇怪的吗?

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[鸡大保] 你觉不觉得
我最近长高了?

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[惊恐声]

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[升高的声音]

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[趣味的音乐]

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[膨胀声]

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哇哇哇!

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[伍六七] 但我怎么觉得
自己越来越胖了啊?

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[竹筏抖动声]

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[闪光的声音]

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阿七 是那个小屁孩在搞鬼

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用剪刀砍他!

22
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但是我现在胖到连剪刀都拿不到啊

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[法术声]

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[伍六七] 嗯?

25
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[惊恐声]

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[旁白] 神秘少年平安

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超能系异能人

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能力是意念操控物体移动和变形

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你们是什么人?
潜入我们异能国干什么?

30
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[喘息声]

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我是刺客

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[落水声 惊叫声]

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[伍六七] 开玩笑的 我不是刺客

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[击打声] 阿七 好好介绍

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我是一个发型师!

36
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那你帮我理个发吧

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净剪8块 洗剪吹15块...

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[落水声 惊恐声]

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[伍六七] 免费!

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[片头曲]

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[趣味的音乐]

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[平安] 你们来这里干什么啊?

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其实我们是想去玄武国的

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玄武国?玄武国的人不喜欢剪头发的

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你们去那边没有生意啊

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[伍六七] 呃...

47
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那是因为他们
没有见识过真正的发型的艺术

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[呐喊声]

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[得意的声音]

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[惊讶声]

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怎么了?

52
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完美收工

53
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那只鸡什么时候可以烤好呀?

54
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[惊恐声]

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[流口水的声音]

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[击打声]

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对了

58
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怎么只有你一个人 你的朋友呢?

59
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哦?

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他这么奇怪的小孩

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-可能没有朋友的!
- [伍六七] 啊?

62
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那这里的大人呢?

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我想找人问问去玄武国的路线

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他们今天都在地下城开会

65
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但我上个月在河边捡到个乞丐

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好像是从玄武国那边漂过来的

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[平安] 到了

68
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乞丐就在那个小破屋里

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[伍六七] 那边是...

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[平安] 他们是我朋友

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[喘气声]

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[旁白] 异能少年永康
强化系异能人

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技能是强化身体的各个部位

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强化后的肌肉异常发达

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异能少年叉烧 自然系异能人

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双手可以生成火焰

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并能进行中短距离喷射

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[激昂的音乐]

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[蹬腿声]

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{\an8}[永康] 肌肉强化

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[叉烧] 火焰喷射

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[永康] 嘿...呀!

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[火球声]

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[射击声]

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[惊讶声]

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啊 烂命华?

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[烂命华] 你不就是那个发廊仔?

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[伍六七] 嗯?

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太好了 有人帮我剪头发啦

90
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[烂命华] 怎么会这么巧?

91
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在这种偏僻的地方都能碰见你

92
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[欢快的音乐]

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我觉得你这只鸡翅肥一点哦

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[流汗声]

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-前辈 我想问...
-前什么辈啊?

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叫得我这么老 叫我华仔吧

97
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哦 华仔

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听说你是玄武国的人

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我想问一下怎么从这里去玄武国啊?

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[烂命华] 玄武国
那个地方很无聊的

101
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我很辛苦才挖了个地道逃出来

102
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不过 你帮我剪头发

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我就告诉你那个密道在哪

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好啊

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这次你想剪什么发型啊?

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这次帮我剪一个...

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[踢飞声]
[伍六七] 哎呀

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[平安] 斯特国的飞船
快躲起来!

109
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[逃跑声]

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[伍六七] 哎呀 躲就躲啊
干吗要踢我?

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[飞船降落声]

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[落地声]

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[舱门打开声]

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哇?

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[欢呼声]

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[伍六七] 啊?
可乐被那个四眼抓走了?

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请问这里是异能国吗?

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[粤语] 喂!你弄灭我的火哦

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[粤语] 我的鸡翅都还没熟

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[斯特国王子] 他不是异能国的人

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但是能检测到附近有异能反应

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[大地震动声]

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[击打声 躲闪声]

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[粤语] 干什么啊你?
这样会出人命的!

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斯特国的人都是坏人 我要杀了他!

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[甩手声]

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[击打声]
[伍六七] 啊!

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[火球声]

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[缠绕声 地板开裂声]

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[发力的声音]

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[呐喊声 火球声]

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[发射声 散开声]

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[接收声 发射声]

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[爆炸声]

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[斯特国王子]
我可没时间陪你们玩

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[喷射声]

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[飞梭声]

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该死的斯特国人

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叉烧 再来

140
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[击打声 躲闪声]

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[喷射声]

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[发射声]

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[击打声]

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[击打声 痛苦声]

145
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[连续击打声 痛苦声]

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[落地声]

147
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[准备发射声]

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住手!你这个四眼仔

149
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[可乐] 我是...

150
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[平安] 为什么我的特异功能
对你们两个都没有效果?

151
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你别怕 因为我也是异能国的人

152
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不对 我是半个异能国的人

153
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那你也是被他们抓去做实验了吗?

154
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也算是吧

155
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-不用怕 我们会保护你的
- [永康和叉烧] 嗯!

156
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看来异能国和斯特国
有什么血海深仇哦

157
00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,458
反正跟我们没有关系

158
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看完戏 赶紧走啊

159
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[收起武器声]
你们为什么要攻击我?

160
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[悲伤的音乐]

161
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[平安] 你们每年都来
抓我的朋友去做实验

162
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有的一去就再也回不来了

163
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有的回来了也活不了多久

164
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曾经眼睁睁地看着朋友痛苦地死去

165
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我怎么可能不恨你们?

166
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你们竟然每年都做这么残忍的事?

167
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[斯特国王子] 研究这些异能人

168
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对科技发展有很重要的作用

169
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人类的进步就是需要有人牺牲的

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我们这样做没什么不对

171
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那为什么
不拿你们斯特国的人做实验?

172
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我们每年也会
牺牲一定数量的斯特国人

173
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进行大脑开发实验

174
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[可乐] 那...那你们...

175
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[伍六七] 那是你们自己的事!

176
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你自己爱管闲事 推我出来干吗?

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[伍六七] 我怕那个四眼仔
又拿激光射我嘛

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他怎么会在这?

179
00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,583
阿七 你怎么会在这?

180
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[伍六七] 我隐藏得这么好

181
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还是被你发现了

182
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好啦 那些久别重逢的烂俗台词 就不用再说了

183
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我现在以诱拐小朋友的罪名
拘捕你这个四眼...

184
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- [击打声] 你才是小朋友!
-啊!

185
00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,416
[可乐] 其实是我
叫他带我来这里的

186
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[机器运作声]

187
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[趣味的音乐]

188
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[可乐] 喂!
[斯特国王子] 嗯?

189
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四眼哥哥 怎么又是你啊?

190
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这是一个新研发的能量提取器

191
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只提取能量 不会毁掉这个岛的

192
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我不管

193
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你上次说我是异能国和斯特国的混血

194
00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:04,666
我想去异能国玩一下 你带我去吧

195
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,875
不然...

196
00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,041
[坏笑声]

197
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,541
我是不是错过了好几集啊?

198
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,375
怎么有点听不懂啊?

199
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,958
[保护罩声]
[伍六七] 嗯?

200
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:19,291
喂 上次的战斗该了结一下了

201
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,791
[喷射声]

202
00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:21,791
[紧张的音乐]

203
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,625
[击打声 躲闪声]

204
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:25,583
来真的啊?

205
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,666
[爆炸声]

206
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,125
[发射声]

207
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:32,500
[跳跃声 爆炸声]

208
00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,583
-永康 叉烧 我们一起上
-好

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00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,250
[呐喊声]

210
00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:42,791
[收缩声]

211
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,000
[发射声]

212
00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:45,875
[击打声 躲闪声]

213
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[烂命华] 哎?我的鸡翅呢?

214
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,125
[呐喊声]

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00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,583
[击打声 躲闪声]

216
00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,291
[斯特国王子] 人呢?

217
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,458
[平安] 可恶!

218
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,875
他居然飞起来了

219
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,333
对我们不利 得把他打下来!

220
00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:10,500
我有办法

221
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[激昂的音乐]

222
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[发射声]

223
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[拦击声]

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[发射声]

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[爆炸声]

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[呐喊声]

227
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[击打声 躲闪声]

228
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[伍六七] 嘿!
[剪刀声]

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[喷射声]

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[发射声]

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[爆炸声]

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[膨胀声]

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你刚刚那招还可以哦

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我快...撑不住了...

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[膨胀声]

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[闪光声 爆炸声]

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[剪刀声]

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出招吧!平安

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[缠绕声]

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00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:07,541
[呐喊声]

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[喷射声]

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[斯特国王子] 防护装置回收

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[机械声]

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[用力声]

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[爆炸声]

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[剪刀旋转声]

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[笑声]

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不信锤不爆你的金丝眼镜

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[惊讶声]

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[防护罩声]

251
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,541
本来不想对你们使用的

252
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异能干扰电波启动

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[电波声]

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[平安] 叉烧!

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[痛苦声]

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[惨叫声]

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[众人惨叫声]

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[平安] 快停下来!

259
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[击打声]

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[紧张的音乐]

261
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[痛苦声]

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[永康用力声]

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[击打声]

264
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[永康] 啊

265
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[平安用力声]

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[斯特国王子] 受死吧!

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[发射声]

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[爆炸声]

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[惊讶声]

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[伍六七] 可乐!

271
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[吃力的声音]

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[斯特国王子] 呀!

273
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[爆炸声]

274
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[吐血声]

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[悲伤的音乐]

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{\an8}[斯特国王子] 击杀模式

277
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{\an8}年轻人 这么冲动是救不了人的

278
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:42,000
[斯特国王子] 啊?

279
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:44,208
我已经启动了战斗模式

280
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,916
居然挣脱不开他的手

281
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这到底是什么人?

282
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[烂命华] 先救人吧
不然她要死了

283
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[喷射声]

284
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你们滚开

285
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,333
我要送她回斯特国治疗

286
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[烂命华]
这里距离斯特国三千多公里

287
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送得回去都变尸体啦

288
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[平安] 赶紧送她去地下城吧

289
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治疗系的异能法师可以治愈任何人

290
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但是地下城是不允许外人进入的

291
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尤其是斯特国人

292
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,708
如果你们治不好她

293
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我就铲平异能国

294
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[平安] 永康 你先带她过去吧

295
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[变大声]

296
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[弹射声]

297
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,041
[平安] 曾经眼睁睁地
看着朋友痛苦地死去

298
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,791
我怎么可能不恨你们?

299
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[斯特国王子] 难道...

300
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我们错了吗?

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[片尾曲]