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[鸟鸣声]

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[啪]

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[拖鞋掉落声]

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{\an8}[小疯映画主题音乐]

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{\an8}[啊哈娱乐主题音乐]

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Netflix 原创动漫剧集

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[单集片名主题音乐]

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[烧烤声]

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[鸡大保] 等了一晚上 怎么还...
[平安] 不好啦!

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[伍六七] 嗯?

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可乐的情况不太好!

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[喘气声]

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可乐怎么样了?

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让我们的大法师跟你讲吧

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那位女士伤得比较重

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但是最致命的是

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她因为自身基因的缺陷

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身体自愈能力很差

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被爆炸震伤的内脏无法修复

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现在治疗系的特异功能

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也只能维持着她的生命

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如果要治愈她的伤

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需要神农国的一种奇药

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黑玉断续膏

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神农国?

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在哪儿?

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[鸡大保] 听说是一个
研发药材很厉害的国家

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盛产各种名医

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那我们赶紧去吧

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[斯特国王子] 我去吧

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导航显示飞船来回不用一天

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你们走路过去可能要一个月

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[起飞声]

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[伍六七] 开飞机
有什么了不起的!

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[大法师] 但是神农国的人
脾气古怪 神出鬼没

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那位王子态度高傲 杀气太重

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很有可能去了也拿不到黑玉断续膏

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[烂命华] 其实我家里
就有两斤黑玉断续膏啊

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那求求你赶紧拿过来吧

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我家...在玄武国喔

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但是通过我挖的地道 加上我的助推

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两个钟头就可以到啦

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真是快过坐高铁啊

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这次应该真的是去玄武国的吧?

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[片头曲]

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[欢快的音乐]

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[烂命华] 先给钱啊 一个人50

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你们大概两个小时
就可以到玄武国了

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到时候拿完药

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3点钟回到这个洞里面

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我把你们吸出来

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那最快今晚就可以用上这个药啦

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[伍六七] 你不跟我们一起去吗?

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我不能去玄武国

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我一回去就会被那帮人捉回去上班

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比坐牢还惨啊

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这是我们家地址

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到了问问人就好啦

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[粤语] 很容易找的

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记住啊

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不能跟那边的人说见过我啊

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那如果...

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[惊叫声]

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[英语] 两个小时后

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{\an8}[脚步声]

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[诡异的音乐]

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[毒针声]

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[惊叫声]

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[击打声 痛苦声]

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[落地声]

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[趣味的音乐]

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[惊讶声]

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是暗影刺客令牌!

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暗...暗影刺客?

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[带头大哥] 眼前这个人

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怎么看都不可能是个暗影刺客啊?

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[伍六七] 搞什么啊?吐白沫了
[欧阳赞] 是毒针?

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大家不用怕

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这个暗影刺客肯定是个假的

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嗯?

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[小弟们] 有空再出来喝茶啊!

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哼 我才不怕呢!

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[踩踏声]

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双头白鸡斩!

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这位大哥我只是路过的...

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[激昂的音乐]

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这位小兄弟为我挡下毒针

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我是不会让你伤他半分的

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而且你师兄与我是光明正大地决斗

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-输了就要认...
-闭嘴!我大哥不会输的!

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没什么事我先去医院了

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[欧阳赞] 这位兄台你不用怕

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他现在只有一个人

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在单挑的领域里 赞拳是无敌的

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[激昂的音乐]

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赞拳?

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[击打声 躲闪声]

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[欧阳赞] 只要出手
就一定会有破绽

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[呐喊声]

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[惊讶声]

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[手脚发软声]

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[落地声]

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哇!这个拳法妙啊!

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[击打声 阻挡声]

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[点戳声]

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[惊恐声]

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[落地声]

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[跳跃声]

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[出拳声]

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[金属声]

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[惨叫声 脚踩声]

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[带头大哥] 不玩啦 欺负人家!

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[鸡大保] 你别走啊你
来单挑啊!

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刚才真是多谢这位兄弟出手相助啊

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其实...刚刚真的只是意外...

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[鸡大保] 那你帮我们看一下

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这个刘府怎么去吧?

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好哇

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[欧阳赞] 就在上面

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[欢快的音乐]

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哇哇哇!

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那请问

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电梯在哪?

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玄武国没有电梯

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会轻功的话就飞上去咯

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如果不会轻功的话就走楼梯吧

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这么落后的吗?

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-不怕 我们有小飞!
- [小飞鸡] 叽叽叽...

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[伍六七] 出发吧 小飞!

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[掉落声]

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[伍六七] 额...

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[鸡大保] 你又忘了吗?

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小飞自从上次受伤之后
就飞不起来了

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[英语] 30分钟之后

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[喘气声]

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[伍六七] 哇!

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哇!

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[宏伟的音乐]

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[伍六七] 玄武国跟小鸡岛
真的好不一样啊

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但是为什么
我会对这里有一种熟悉的感觉?

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有什么好看的

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[鸡大保] 这破地方
连个电梯都没有

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前面有两个门卫 过去问一下

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请问这里是烂命华的家吗?

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你谁啊?竟敢这样称呼我们掌门

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那个乞丐是你们掌门?

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难道你们是丐帮?

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竟然敢公然挑战
我们玄武国第一大帮派天龙帮?

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{\an8}[阿龙] 降龙!
[阿虎] 伏虎!

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{\an8}-好刺眼啊!
-发生什么事啊?

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[伍六七] 集中精神 以气...

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[击打声]

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这两个门卫怎么这么能打啊?

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看来还是要动用我的鸡脑了

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百变街霸蛋!

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[趣味的音乐]

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[翅膀扇动声]

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[欢呼声]

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蝴蝶儿 别跑啊 过来啊!

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[摔倒声]

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[阿龙] 又是那两个!

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[击打声]

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我就不信邪了!

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[爆炸声]

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[趣味的音乐]

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[翅膀扇动声]

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[恢复原状声]

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[鸡大保] 那个乞丐家这么大

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他又不说放在哪里

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大保 你看看是不是这个?

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[鸡大保] 看样子确实是这个

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就是味道闻着有点重

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[紧张的音乐]

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这么巧啊?

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又见面了

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你们两个不要那么嚣张!

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我认识你们的...

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两位大哥听我说

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我是来借药救人的

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以后一定还你们

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大胆匪徒!

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竟敢到掌门的房间偷东西

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等我先废了你!

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[愤怒声]

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[手脚发软声]

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赞脚!

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{\an8}不要!

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[笑声]

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你这个人诡计多端

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等我废了你这只脚

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我不要

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[欧阳赞] 从天而赞!

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[激昂的音乐]

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[欧阳赞] 回旋赞!
[阿龙] 啊?

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[惨叫声]

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点赞少年!

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刚才忘记了自我介绍

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我叫欧阳赞 是赞拳的第四代传人

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赞拳是一种倡导热爱生活
多给予赞美的拳法

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欢迎大家报名学习

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旁门左道!

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[用力声 击打声 阻挡声]

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00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,708
[躲闪声]

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[用力声]

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[点戳声 惨叫声]

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[呐喊声]

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[踢飞声]

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[击打声]

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[点戳声 惨叫声]

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[呐喊声]

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[护盾声]

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[落地声]

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[出拳声]

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[欧阳赞] 你们两个先走
这里交给我

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但是你一个人...

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[欧阳赞] 你们不是赶着救人吗?
赶紧走吧!

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赞拳是无敌的!

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那我先走一步了 兄台保重!

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对了 你漏了东西

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谢谢 下次我免费给你剪个头发

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[喘气声 奔跑声]

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一言为定

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如果...令牌不是你的就好了...

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[惊讶声]

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[欧阳赞] 师父

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时间差不多了 快下去吧

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-华仔马上就要发功了
-嘿

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阿七 你记不记得啊?

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这次有点像

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那次我们一起去偷神医的那个宝盒

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也是被虐得好惨啊

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嗯?

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阿七 你快下来啊!

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烂命华马上就要发功了

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[小飞鸡] 叽...叽叽

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[伤感的音乐]

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[粤语] 阿七 你想干吗?

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阿七 你造反啊!

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你是不是想自己一个人
去找那个青龙...

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{\an8}啊不 青风啊?

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不 总之就是那个很危险的人啊?

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啊?

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大保 对不起

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前面不知道会有什么危险

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不能再像上次那样

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看着你们因为我受伤

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是时候了喔

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[发功的声音]

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我还没跟他说悬赏令的事情

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阿七 你千万不要去...

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你们一定要治好可乐

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[伍六七] 请问
神鹰广场怎么走啊?

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