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["Love Will Make the Sound"
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<i>♪ They don't know who you are ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And they don't care ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, I've been there too</i>
<i>And it's not over for you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I swear ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So when you open</i>
<i>up your mouth</i>

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<i>And only silence</i>
<i>will come out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love is all around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love will make the sound ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Love is all around ♪</i>

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[car alarm beeps]

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<i>♪ Love will make the sound ♪</i>

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Mr. Kapoor, hello,
good morning, sir.

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Yes, hey,

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I've got the Garden City
proposal laid out

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right here in front of me,
and, sir,

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it is more
than just an investment.

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Uh, what?

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Of course, I'm at the office.
[laughs]

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<i>♪ Precious Jesus ♪</i>

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No, yeah, you know what?

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I'm sorry,
it just got really loud in here.

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Uh, I will, uh, I'll call you
back tomorrow.

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I apologize, thank you.

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<i>♪ O for grace</i>
<i>To trust Him more ♪</i>

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Amen and amen, take your seats.

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Before we dismiss,
I have a few announcements

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for you, church family,
first, parking violations.

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Take off your visor.

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-And your cleats.
-Why?

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So I can smack you with them.

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[Dave] ...and an appointment
with Jesus

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when I sweat through my Dockers.

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Don't worry,
we'll give you a spray bottle

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-and some sunscreen.
-What was the sermon

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about today?

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Forgiveness,
here, you can practice.

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[groans] Okay.
[coughs] I'm sorry.

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And I cannot endorse
this announcement enough,

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Family Camp at Lake Katokwah
is the highlight of our year.

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You ask our family,

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it's the greatest place
on earth.

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So, they've literally
never been to Disney?

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[sighs] I'm sorry I was late.

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-Again.
-Okay.

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Well, what do I gotta do
to make it up to you?

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[Dave] Zip lines,
the whole nine.

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There's lots of things to do.

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How about we go to that camp?

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-[chuckles] Church camp?
-Yes.

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How about we go someplace
that has air conditioning?

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Just look at those cabins,
ice cold air conditioning.

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-[audience laughs]
-Can I get an amen?

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[audience] Amen.

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Still, Henry would hate it
and Hannah's too old.

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It doesn't matter
how old your kids are.

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-Huh.
-Our daughter's 19

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and she is more pumped

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for camp this year
than ever, right, sweetie?

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-Woo-woo!
-Woo-woo, sugar bear.

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-[all laugh]
-Woo-woo.

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Okay, well,

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it's just the weird families
who go to camp.

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I know, you might think
we're a little weird.

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-Come on!
-[shushes]

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But if you can honestly say
there's nothing more important

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than investing
in your family, then show up.

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That might look
a little weird to the world.

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So camp signups starts today.

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Let's get out there
and have some fun this summer.

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Okay, families?

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[Tommy] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hold on, hey!

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Hey, you weren't serious
about that whole,

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uh, Family Camp thing, right?

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I mean, church camp
is just so Jesus-y.

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Says the man
standing in a church.

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Yeah,
this is where Jesus belongs,

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not camping in a tent with me.

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Oh, gosh, Tommy.

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Grace, Grace, Grace, Grace,
Grace, Grace, wait, listen.

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If I seal this next deal,
I'm a shoo-in for partner,

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and then I'll take you
wherever you want to go,

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-Hawaii, Paris?
-[sighs]

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Come on, people, I need a nap
and a buffet, chop chop.

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-Aw, so no bingo today, Grandpa?
-[mild tempo music playing]

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Tommy, I don't want a vacation.
I want my husband back.

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What are you talking about?

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We barely get to see you,
and when we do,

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you're not present, you've...

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you've got a phone
in front of your face

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-or you're talking about golf.
-Golf closes deals.

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No deals, no meals.

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Did you just come up
with that yourself?

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-Uh--
-Don't answer that.

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Listen, I really appreciate
all that you do

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to provide for our family.

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But I'm getting really tired

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of surviving
on your emotional leftovers.

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Okay, okay.

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I'll fix it.

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Okay, well,
why don't you start

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by taking
your little clickety clacketies

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and marching right back in there
and signing us up

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-for Family Camp?
-[chuckles]

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-What?
-You're so cute.

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-Oh.
-No, no, seriously, listen.

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I love you, but, babe,
let's get one thing straight.

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There's absolutely no way
that I am ever going to...

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<i>♪ Carry on, my wayward son ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There'll be peace</i>
<i>When you are done ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lay your weary head to rest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't you cry no more ♪</i>

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[rock music playing]

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[Henry] Teenage girl found here
in her natural habitat,

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-performing one of many...
-[gasps]

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...fruitless grooming rituals.

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-[phone rings]
-Hey, Dad, can you please

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tell Henry to stop filming me?

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Henry, stop filming
your sister, it's creepy.

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Don't call him creepy,
he's my budding little artist.

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Cut it out, Henry.

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He's calling him creepy
because it's creepy, Mom.

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What's creepy
is your selfie phase.

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[car engines revving]

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[car horn blaring]

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Okay, idiot, let's go.

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Hey,
don't call your kid an idiot.

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No, no, no,

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it's that Dale Earnhardt Jr.
here trying to pass us.

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-[truck horn blaring]
-[tires screech]

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[chuckles] Hmm?

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-I think that's gonna hit us.
-[car tires screech]

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-[grunts]
-Oh!

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Get that spit stick off of me!

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-[Henry laughs]
-[Hannah] Uh!

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Tommy!

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-At last, you little...
-[car horn blaring]

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-[car horn blaring]
-[sighs]

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That feel good?
You had to do that, right?

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-Yeah.
-[Hannah] Mom,

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Henry got his nasty candy
all over my face.

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It matches
your makeup job perfectly.

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-[Hannah groans]
-[chuckles]

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I just want to eat
my pistachios in peace, please.

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...that I'm wearing
a seatbelt right now.

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-[Henry] Oh, yeah. [laughs]
-[Tommy] Guys, hush, come on.

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[Grace] No talking.

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[Henry] You're the annoying one!

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-[Grace]<i> Hey, you knock it off!</i>
-[upbeat music playing]

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[Grace] Here we are, guys,
Camp Katokwah.

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-[Henry] Dad, I'm sorry.
-[Tommy] For what, bud?

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[Henry] I think I'm car sick.
[vomits]

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[Hannah] Oh, Henry, oh!

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-[mild tempo music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

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[Grace] Come on, guys.

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Hey, family,
welcome to camp, last name?

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-We're the Ackermans with an A.
-Ackermans.

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I don't seem to have
an Ackerman here on the list.

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You made
the final payment online, right?

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-Hmm?

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Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.

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Listen, it happens all the time.

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The good news is, we have
yet to turn a family away.

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-Yeah?
-So don't worry. [chuckles]

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But we're out of cabins,
imagine that.

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-Oh, I'm imagining that.
-Ow.

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I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna give you one word

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and you're gonna tell me
the very first thing

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-that you think of.
-[mild tempo music playing]

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-[Joel] Yurt.
-No.

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We'll take it.

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Actually, let's go
for round two here, guys.

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-Buckle up, everybody.
-Three words, sharing a yurt.

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-Huh?
-With another family.

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Oh, that makes it better.

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How? How does it make it better?

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It's fine, it's fine,
it's... it's fine, it's fine.

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I'm telling you guys,
you're gonna love this.

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[Grace] All right,
looks like we're here.

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[gasps]
You guys, it's beautiful.

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Yeah, it's a luxury resort
for possums.

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[Grace] Guys, this is glamping.

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Honey, I've always wanted
to go glamping.

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Great, let's go home. I'll throw
the Tempur-Pedic in the backyard

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and you can glamp all you want.

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-[phone rings]
-I second that.

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[Henry] Wait,
this is pretty cool.

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Last one in sleeps on the floor.

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-[Henry] Whoa!
-[Grace] Whoa.

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[Hannah] Touch me again
and you'll lose a finger.

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-[Grace] Okay.
-[Henry] Good thing

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-I've got nine more.
-[Grace] Where do I start?

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-[cell phone keys clacking]
-[cell phone chimes]

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Hey. Hello?

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Hey, can you do me a favor?

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Start the car
while you grab the kids?

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No, um,
I need you to be here with me.

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I'm-- I'm literally standing
in front of you.

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[clicks tongue] Okay, I mean,
the texting, the sneaking away

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so you can talk to your clients.
I need you to be present.

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I mean, the whole reason
that we're doing this

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is so that we can have
time together as a family.

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[soft music playing]

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Hannah is 16
and... and Henry shot up

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like a foot this spring,

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and I have no idea
how any of this happened.

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Hey, hey, look at me.

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I'm here, okay?

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Uh, my choice
would have been Maui.

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[chuckles]

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But look at me,
wherever you are,

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that's my paradise.

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Oh.

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I promise, I am 100%...

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"Blessed?"

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[sighs] I am so happy
to hear you say that.

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[Eddie whistles]

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-Okay, kiddos, ten hut!
-[grunts]

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[grunts]

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[Eddie] That shoulder blade's
healing nicely, Barb.

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Get in here, son,
let me see here.

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-Bingo, bango, bongo.
-[grunts]

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[Eddie chuckles] Hear that,
lumbar is popping like a champ.

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-Now where's my yummy bride?
-[Victoria] Here I come,<i> Papi.</i>

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[chuckles] Oh, honey, the kids.

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-How do you think they got here?
-[scoffs]

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-Hmm?
-[chuckles] Oh!

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Hi, hello,
yurt family, I'm Grace--

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Stop, not another word.

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Oh. Oh!

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Oh, wow. That is...

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Like the way God meant it to be?

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-[chuckles]
-You're welcome.

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Hey, you must be
the man of the house.

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Tommy, I see you've met...
met my wife.

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I have, Eddie Sanders,
<i>mi esposa bonita, </i> Victoria.

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-[gasps, chuckles] Hi.
-Hi.

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-Come on, I'm a hugger.
-Oh, my, hi, oh, wow.

239
00:11:11,951 --> 00:11:13,217
-[Victoria] Ah.
-[chuckles]

240
00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:15,049
<i>Well, niños </i> are back there.
Say hi, kiddos.

241
00:11:15,185 --> 00:11:17,057
[Grace inhales sharply] Hi.

242
00:11:17,923 --> 00:11:19,554
-Uh.
-They'll warm up.

243
00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:20,960
Okay.

244
00:11:21,229 --> 00:11:23,826
You are gonna wanna
hot compress this and massage

245
00:11:23,928 --> 00:11:24,996
this a little later.

246
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,768
Might I say,
professionally speaking,

247
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:28,932
of course, your wife
has a lovely neck...

248
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,532
-[Grace] Oh.
-...goose-like.

249
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,471
You don't get your hands
on a neck like that every day.

250
00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:34,676
[sighs]

251
00:11:34,878 --> 00:11:36,612
Now, would you look at that
beautiful yurt?

252
00:11:36,714 --> 00:11:37,942
-[Grace] Oh, yes, yes...
-[Victoria] Oh.

253
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:39,813
...and at half the price
of the cabins.

254
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:41,985
Dave Ramsey would
be so proud of us.

255
00:11:42,087 --> 00:11:43,782
[laughs]

256
00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:45,747
-Uh, here's my card.
-Hmm?

257
00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,590
[mild tempo music playing]

258
00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:50,423
"Intergalactic Chiropractic?"
[grunts]

259
00:11:50,525 --> 00:11:52,288
Oh, oh, honey.

260
00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:56,025
My services are free
all week for my camp families.

261
00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:57,293
-[chuckles]
-Thank you.

262
00:11:57,395 --> 00:11:58,833
[Eddie] Let me grab
these bags for you.

263
00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:00,096
[Grace] Thank you,
thank you so much, Eddie.

264
00:12:00,198 --> 00:12:01,667
[Eddie] You can call me
Dr. Eddie.

265
00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:02,902
-[Grace] Right.
-[gasps]

266
00:12:03,371 --> 00:12:04,971
[Victoria] Guess I'll get ours
all by myself, then. [chuckles]

267
00:12:05,073 --> 00:12:06,735
-Dear God.
-[Grace] Thank you, Dr. Eddie.

268
00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,372
Please, no.

269
00:12:10,275 --> 00:12:11,712
[Grace]
I know it's there somewhere.

270
00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:13,145
[Victoria] You know,
I can't tell you

271
00:12:13,247 --> 00:12:15,484
how wonderful it is
to have another family here

272
00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:17,582
who loves
the full outdoor experience,

273
00:12:17,884 --> 00:12:18,950
-you know?
-Oh, yeah,

274
00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:21,421
yeah, I mean,
we can't get enough of it.

275
00:12:21,557 --> 00:12:22,758
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

276
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,828
-[mild tempo music playing]
-[Tommy grunts]

277
00:12:27,892 --> 00:12:29,129
[chuckles]

278
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:34,596
[grunts]

279
00:12:35,673 --> 00:12:36,836
Um, I feel like
we should maybe--

280
00:12:36,938 --> 00:12:38,539
It's good,
it's good, just let him.

281
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:44,144
-[grunts]
-[camera shutter clicking]

282
00:12:46,281 --> 00:12:48,913
[chuckles] Look at this guy,
he's here ten minutes

283
00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:50,414
and he already needs a shower.

284
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:55,683
Um, honey, you're gonna
be sleeping over there.

285
00:12:56,186 --> 00:12:57,958
What, why not by you?

286
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,622
Oh, hey, uh,
we separated the yurt by gender.

287
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:03,564
[chuckles] Yeah, no offense,
but we just met you guys,

288
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,966
so, uh, instead of doing

289
00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,466
background checks,
we will just keep things kosher.

290
00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:08,635
Mm...

291
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:11,501
-Honey, can we talk a second?
-Yeah.

292
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:13,908
What? No Wi-Fi.

293
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,943
[chuckles] I can't wait
until you realize

294
00:13:17,045 --> 00:13:19,577
-there's no air conditioning.
-What?

295
00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,848
I thought you wanted us
to be all together,

296
00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:23,747
-like a family.
-We are together.

297
00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:27,022
Come on,
it's more campy this way.

298
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:29,356
It smells like old cedar.

299
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,896
It smells like
an old gerbil cage.

300
00:13:36,361 --> 00:13:37,927
-We're changing yurts right now.
-Tommy.

301
00:13:38,029 --> 00:13:45,073
[harmonica playing]

302
00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:52,412
[chuckles]

303
00:13:52,981 --> 00:13:55,818
-[all applaud]
-[Eddie chuckling]

304
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,048
Well, land of Goshen,
that was fun, kids.

305
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,184
Bring it in
for a big spiritual hug.

306
00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:03,154
Hey, uh, how about
we invite you guys

307
00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,027
to a little
Sanders family tradition?

308
00:14:06,196 --> 00:14:09,128
Every year, we like to offer up
a humble hymn of praise

309
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:13,000
to the Lord and consecrate
the yurt as holy ground.

310
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,265
-What do you say?
-You know, we'd love to,

311
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,204
but we're gonna
have to make a change.

312
00:14:20,037 --> 00:14:21,169
[sighs] I...

313
00:14:21,271 --> 00:14:23,178
[mild tempo music playing]

314
00:14:23,881 --> 00:14:27,208
Change of key,
I can't sing in A major.

315
00:14:27,411 --> 00:14:29,781
-[sighs]
-Perfect pitch, I see.

316
00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:33,154
My friend, that makes two of us.

317
00:14:34,089 --> 00:14:35,483
[Victoria] Honey,
let's wait a while.

318
00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:37,058
We're still getting settled,
you know?

319
00:14:37,227 --> 00:14:39,454
-You mind holding down the alto?
-You got the melody?

320
00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:42,129
Oh, and a one
and a two and a three.

321
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:46,302
<i>♪ Oh, Lord, my God</i>
<i>When I in awesome... ♪</i>

322
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:49,104
Kids? Come here.

323
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:55,670
<i>♪ Consider all the worlds</i>
<i>Thy hands have made ♪</i>

324
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:58,475
<i>-♪ Then sings my soul ♪</i>
-Come on, you know it.

325
00:14:58,577 --> 00:15:05,185
<i>♪ My savior God to thee</i>
<i>How great thou art ♪</i>

326
00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:11,087
<i>♪ How great thou art</i>
<i>How great thou art ♪</i>

327
00:15:11,189 --> 00:15:16,225
<i>♪ How great thou art ♪</i>

328
00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:18,595
-[cheers]
-[Eddie Jr.] Yeah!

329
00:15:18,697 --> 00:15:21,963
-Good yell, buddy, that was fun.
-That was something.

330
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:23,336
You're welcome.

331
00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:26,135
[indistinct chatter]

332
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:29,540
Ooh, it's all about the sauce,
you want some?

333
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:32,774
-Uh, no, thanks.
-Oh...

334
00:15:34,015 --> 00:15:35,510
you guys eat really healthy.

335
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:38,314
[Victoria] Oh, yeah,
we do the WWJE diet

336
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,956
-every year at camp.
-[Grace] Oh.

337
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,087
It's really easy, you just look
at your food and go,

338
00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:45,088
"Would Jesus really eat this?"
[sighs]

339
00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:47,058
I talked them into
a discount rate

340
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,796
if we promise not to eat meat.

341
00:15:48,898 --> 00:15:50,763
Well, I'll eat yours then, okay?

342
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:52,299
It's your funeral, bucko.

343
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,472
Okay.

344
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:02,676
Let's go sit at that table
with our new friends.

345
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:08,150
[soft music playing]

346
00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:11,813
[telephone ringing]

347
00:16:15,053 --> 00:16:16,255
[clears throat]

348
00:16:16,624 --> 00:16:19,191
[clicks tongue] Kapoor Capital,
how may I direct your call?

349
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,326
Yeah, hi,
this is, uh, Tommy Ackerman,

350
00:16:21,429 --> 00:16:22,857
-calling for Mr. Kapoor.
-[indistinct chatter]

351
00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:25,897
Hi, Mr. Ackerman. I'm sorry,
right now he's in a meeting

352
00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:27,235
with Tommy Ackerman.

353
00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:30,265
Uh, that's impossible,
I'm Tommy Ackerman.

354
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:33,571
No, I'm pretty sure you're not.

355
00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:37,213
Okay, hang on a second.
This Tommy Ackerman, is he, uh,

356
00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:41,013
tall, dark hair, above average
in the handsome department?

357
00:16:41,248 --> 00:16:45,016
No, he's, like,
way above average

358
00:16:45,118 --> 00:16:46,848
in the bald department.

359
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,553
Bramberger.

360
00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:52,257
You always bring your cell phone
to the dinner table?

361
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,361
[secretary]<i> Hello,</i>
<i>are you there?</i>

362
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:55,624
[gulps]

363
00:16:55,926 --> 00:16:58,832
-Wait for daddy, okay?
-Henry, Henry, don't eat yet.

364
00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,301
[Henry] But I'm starving.

365
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:03,567
-Uh...
-[Barb] Mommy,

366
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:06,142
-can you cut my carrots?
-[Victoria] Sure, sweetie.

367
00:17:06,978 --> 00:17:08,870
Tommy,
you mind saying blessing for us?

368
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:13,314
-[gags]
-[Grace] Tommy,

369
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,247
-Tommy, are you choking?
-All right, doctor ready...

370
00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:16,613
-Tommy, Tommy!
-...to the hizz-ouse.

371
00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:18,886
Here we go, all right,
now stand upward, please.

372
00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:20,052
-[gags]
-This is gonna hurt.

373
00:17:20,154 --> 00:17:22,591
<i>-Uno, dos, tres.</i>
-[groans]

374
00:17:22,727 --> 00:17:23,691
-Uh!
-No, all right,

375
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,924
elbows on the table.

376
00:17:25,026 --> 00:17:26,156
-Here we go.
-Whoa.

377
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:28,160
Friends, this is why
we have chiropractors.

378
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:29,359
-Brace for impact...
-[Tommy gags]

379
00:17:29,461 --> 00:17:31,600
-...one, two, three!
-[groans]

380
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,065
-Oh!
-Still nada,

381
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,769
-here we go, up we go.
-[gasps]

382
00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:37,740
-Chin up, beautiful.
-[gags]

383
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,773
-Full hand.
-[crowd scream]

384
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,744
-[Tommy sighs]
-Ew.

385
00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,306
-Eddie!
-[indistinct chatter]

386
00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:44,573
-[chuckles]
-[Grace] Oh.

387
00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,979
[Eddie] Just doing
my good Lord's work.

388
00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:49,981
[chuckles] Thank you, thank you.

389
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:53,315
I just love
how food brings people together.

390
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:56,252
[all] Dr. Eddie! Dr. Eddie!

391
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:58,125
Dr. Eddie, Dr. Eddie!

392
00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,425
Honey, you've got to take
smaller bites.

393
00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:04,761
[crowd chanting] Dr. Eddie,
Dr. Eddie, Dr. Eddie, Dr. Eddie!

394
00:18:04,863 --> 00:18:07,630
-Dr. Eddie, Dr. Eddie!
-It's him, not me, it's him.

395
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,538
-[chanting continues]
-Okay, a little bit me,

396
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,600
but mostly him!

397
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:12,668
-[crowd] Dr. Eddie, Dr. Eddie!
-Thank you, thank you.

398
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:16,938
[crowd] Dr. Eddie, Dr. Eddie,
Dr. Eddie!

399
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:26,851
-[mild tempo music playing]
-[beaver chews]

400
00:18:26,953 --> 00:18:30,259
[sniffs]

401
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,393
[cell phone trilling]

402
00:18:32,495 --> 00:18:34,824
[Tommy] Come on, come on,
pick up, pick up, pick up.

403
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:39,394
-[Bramberger]<i> Tommy Ackerman.</i>
-Bramberger.

404
00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:42,568
Mr. Kapoor says hello,
by the way.

405
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,803
[Tommy]<i> Look, I don't know</i>
<i>what you're scheming,</i>

406
00:18:45,139 --> 00:18:46,467
but Kapoor's my client

407
00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,144
and you're gonna
leave him alone.

408
00:18:48,246 --> 00:18:50,307
[Bramberger]<i> Ah,</i>
<i>you mean he was your client.</i>

409
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,212
Reception's terrible,
where you at, anyway?

410
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:53,544
[Tommy]
<i>It's none of your business</i>

411
00:18:53,647 --> 00:18:55,345
<i>-where I'm at--</i>
-Where you at? Where you at?

412
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,082
Family Camp,
it's a church thing.

413
00:18:57,651 --> 00:19:01,717
Hang on a second,
did you just say church camp?

414
00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:04,388
All right, don't get
your hopes up, Lucifer.

415
00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,862
They don't let in
greedy little Hamburglars

416
00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:08,130
who freeload off their grandma.

417
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:09,598
[Bramberger]<i> Whatever,</i>
<i>Gammy likes it.</i>

418
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,926
[beaver grunts]

419
00:19:18,839 --> 00:19:21,475
Yeah, listen up, I'm gonna have
the Garden City deal wrapped up

420
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,972
with Kapoor long before
you get back, and when I do,

421
00:19:24,074 --> 00:19:26,015
I'm not just gonna have
your commission in my pocket.

422
00:19:26,117 --> 00:19:27,311
-[Tommy]<i> Bramberger.</i>
-I'm gonna have

423
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,612
your promotion too, so, uh...

424
00:19:28,714 --> 00:19:32,118
-[Tommy]<i> Bramberger.</i>
-So bye. Uh, click.

425
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,685
-[headset beeps]
-Bramberger!

426
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:39,592
Church camp.

427
00:19:42,795 --> 00:19:46,830
<i>♪ And on that tomb</i>
<i>There was a stone ♪</i>

428
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:50,433
<i>♪ The cutest little stone</i>
<i>That you ever did see ♪</i>

429
00:19:50,535 --> 00:19:51,968
[instrumental music playing]

430
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,903
<i>♪ Well, the stone on the tomb</i>
<i>And the tomb near the cross ♪</i>

431
00:19:54,005 --> 00:19:55,971
<i>♪ Cross on the hill</i>
<i>And the hill in the land ♪</i>

432
00:19:56,073 --> 00:19:58,111
<i>♪ Land by the sea</i>
<i>And the sea in the earth ♪</i>

433
00:19:58,213 --> 00:19:59,646
<i>♪ And the earth in his hands ♪</i>

434
00:19:59,748 --> 00:20:01,480
<i>♪ And Jesus's love floated</i>
<i>All around, all around ♪</i>

435
00:20:01,582 --> 00:20:03,682
<i>♪ Jesus's love</i>
<i>Floated all around ♪</i>

436
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:12,526
[audience cheers, applauds]

437
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:23,900
-Hey, we missed you at dinner.
-Oh, I wasn't hungry.

438
00:20:25,002 --> 00:20:28,608
[Joel] Sons and daughters
of the most high,

439
00:20:29,377 --> 00:20:33,311
welcome
to the ceremony of light.

440
00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:39,586
[audience cheers, applauds]

441
00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:46,725
Carriers of the light,
come forth.

442
00:20:47,094 --> 00:20:48,930
[slow drumming]

443
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:52,030
[audience cheers, applauds]

444
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,634
-Look, there they are.
-[gasps]

445
00:20:57,472 --> 00:20:59,170
This feeling
kind of cultish to you?

446
00:20:59,272 --> 00:21:00,805
[shushes] Stop it.

447
00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:05,348
Carriers, receive your light.

448
00:21:09,546 --> 00:21:15,749
[audience applauds]

449
00:21:16,085 --> 00:21:19,228
These three torches
represent the Father,

450
00:21:19,463 --> 00:21:23,594
the Son, and the Holy Spirit,
the eternal light

451
00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:27,403
that shines deep within
the followers of Jesus Christ.

452
00:21:28,502 --> 00:21:31,471
Families,
do you know what happens

453
00:21:31,673 --> 00:21:35,939
when you shine that light
deep into the darkness?

454
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:41,248
The darkness cannot overcome it.

455
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:47,221
-[fire crackles]
-[audience cheers, applauds]

456
00:21:47,356 --> 00:21:50,287
Moms and dads,
I know you get it.

457
00:21:50,823 --> 00:21:53,060
To you, your families
and your marriages

458
00:21:53,162 --> 00:21:54,226
are what's important.

459
00:21:54,628 --> 00:21:57,493
All you kiddos,
the reason you're here

460
00:21:58,063 --> 00:22:00,764
is 'cause your parents
value you more than they do

461
00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:04,540
a week on a cruise ship,
more than anything.

462
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:05,636
Hmm.

463
00:22:06,072 --> 00:22:09,540
[Joel] Families, we are gonna
have a ton of fun this week.

464
00:22:09,909 --> 00:22:13,174
Let's listen for what
God may want to say to us.

465
00:22:14,512 --> 00:22:15,880
He wants to lead.

466
00:22:17,647 --> 00:22:19,048
Will you follow him?

467
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:24,655
-[crickets chirping]
-[gerbil squeaks]

468
00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:26,858
[Eddie] All right, kids,
brush and floss.

469
00:22:28,131 --> 00:22:29,131
-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir.

470
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,333
Uh, y... you too, kids,
brush and floss.

471
00:22:32,469 --> 00:22:35,632
-Do we even own floss?
-Dad of the year.

472
00:22:36,101 --> 00:22:40,641
Hey, Ackerman, hey, hey.
Saw you admiring this earlier.

473
00:22:44,348 --> 00:22:45,708
-Pretty sure I wasn't.
-[chuckles]

474
00:22:45,810 --> 00:22:47,547
[gasps]
The Camp Katokwah trophy.

475
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:50,381
You should see this baby
on my mantel at home.

476
00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,420
Had this custom case made for it

477
00:22:52,523 --> 00:22:55,616
after we set three new records
the first year.

478
00:22:55,785 --> 00:22:57,018
-[chuckles]
-[sighs]

479
00:22:57,354 --> 00:22:59,523
Can you believe they used to
let folks just take this home,

480
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,123
just sitting in their laps?

481
00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:05,230
Okay, I'll bite. [sighs]

482
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,697
What's a family gotta do
to win it?

483
00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:10,671
Oh, they gotta be
in all the family competitions,

484
00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:11,866
gotta compete.

485
00:23:12,135 --> 00:23:14,474
The family that takes home
the most points

486
00:23:14,576 --> 00:23:16,375
at the end of the week
takes the cup

487
00:23:16,644 --> 00:23:20,212
from my cold, dead hands.
[chuckles]

488
00:23:20,414 --> 00:23:21,614
It's natural selection

489
00:23:21,716 --> 00:23:22,977
for keeping
the best families coming back

490
00:23:23,079 --> 00:23:24,751
to camp year after year,
if you ask me.

491
00:23:24,886 --> 00:23:27,852
[scoffs] Didn't peg this place
for being evolutionist.

492
00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:31,091
Hey, are you crazy?
You can't mention the "E" word

493
00:23:31,193 --> 00:23:32,359
at a Christian camp.

494
00:23:32,561 --> 00:23:34,060
Do you know
what could happen to you?

495
00:23:34,563 --> 00:23:36,631
Probably
a bunch of monkey business.

496
00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,226
Exactly.

497
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,698
[Grace]
<i>The Sanders are fun, right?</i>

498
00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:45,070
I mean,
they're different, but fun.

499
00:23:45,239 --> 00:23:46,905
Okay, um...

500
00:23:47,841 --> 00:23:49,941
since when is your idea
of fun being, um,

501
00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:55,281
stranded on Survivor Island
with a vegan family gospel band?

502
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:57,647
Come on, they're not that bad.

503
00:23:58,016 --> 00:23:59,687
And I don't even know
that they're vegan.

504
00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:01,455
-Hmm?
-Hmm, I mean,

505
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,592
let's think about it
for a second. We could learn

506
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:06,755
a thing or two from them
about essential oils and such,

507
00:24:07,124 --> 00:24:09,990
and, who knows,
maybe you spend some time

508
00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:11,397
-with Dr. Eddie...
-[both chuckle]

509
00:24:11,499 --> 00:24:13,394
...and you guys may become BFFs.

510
00:24:13,496 --> 00:24:14,566
No.

511
00:24:14,668 --> 00:24:16,699
-It could happen.
-No, no, okay,

512
00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:18,370
-first of all, okay?
-Hmm.

513
00:24:18,572 --> 00:24:20,075
-Uh, Dr. Eddie...
-Mm-hmm.

514
00:24:20,177 --> 00:24:21,168
...is a chiropractor.

515
00:24:21,437 --> 00:24:23,608
It means he got his doctorate
from a junior college.

516
00:24:23,744 --> 00:24:24,941
That's not true,
you don't know that.

517
00:24:25,043 --> 00:24:27,380
It is true,
it's true, I read it, okay?

518
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:29,480
-Hmm.
-And second of all,

519
00:24:29,883 --> 00:24:33,021
-listen, I love you.
-[clicks tongue] Aw.

520
00:24:33,523 --> 00:24:34,852
But if you think
we're gonna be friends

521
00:24:34,954 --> 00:24:37,325
with that guy,
you need your head examined.

522
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,659
-[scoffs]
-No, you do, oh, you know what?

523
00:24:39,761 --> 00:24:41,990
Hold on, I got a head examiner
right here.

524
00:24:42,159 --> 00:24:43,860
Ma'am, if you could
just please be still.

525
00:24:43,962 --> 00:24:45,400
-Get your toothbrush out of my--
-No,

526
00:24:45,502 --> 00:24:46,696
No, I'm gonna, no,
I'm gonna examine--

527
00:24:46,798 --> 00:24:47,864
Don't touch my hair with it,

528
00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,637
-it's disgusting!
-Yeah, I'm a professional.

529
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,034
[Grace]<i> Did you learn that</i>
<i>in junior college?</i>

530
00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:53,202
-[Tommy] Yes, I did. [chuckles]
-[Grace chuckles]

531
00:24:54,478 --> 00:24:56,004
And Lord,
thank you for our children.

532
00:24:56,106 --> 00:24:58,411
May their lives
be a sweet fragrance

533
00:24:58,513 --> 00:24:59,679
-unto you, Lord...
-Yes.

534
00:24:59,881 --> 00:25:02,613
...and may the aroma
of their love just waft up

535
00:25:02,715 --> 00:25:04,211
to your throne room, oh, Lord.

536
00:25:04,313 --> 00:25:06,817
Oh, no, they're sacrificing
their children.

537
00:25:06,919 --> 00:25:09,621
-[chuckles]
-[indistinct chatter]

538
00:25:09,723 --> 00:25:11,055
Hey, maybe
they're onto something.

539
00:25:11,157 --> 00:25:12,954
[Eddie] There's nothing
like a... like a righteous--

540
00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:14,826
What smells like
corn nuts in here?

541
00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:16,926
-That's my feet.
-[Eddie] You blessed my children

542
00:25:17,028 --> 00:25:18,632
with a smoking hot mother
so they...

543
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,534
Our kids aren't
really sacrificing material.

544
00:25:20,636 --> 00:25:22,871
-Not so much. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

545
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,164
-Come on...
-Hmm?

546
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,768
-...show them how it's done.
-Huh, what's done?

547
00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:27,536
Yeah, you're gonna
bless this mess.

548
00:25:27,638 --> 00:25:28,705
-No.
-Yes.

549
00:25:28,807 --> 00:25:29,905
-I don't--
-Yes, you do,

550
00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:33,110
-come on, you're doing it.
-Uh.

551
00:25:34,845 --> 00:25:37,180
Kids, um, come on, uh,

552
00:25:37,282 --> 00:25:40,021
we're gonna... we're gonna say
a blessing around you,

553
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,454
on... on you.

554
00:25:41,557 --> 00:25:45,159
-Why?
-[sighs] It's tradition.

555
00:25:45,595 --> 00:25:47,096
You're only doing it
'cause you saw

556
00:25:47,198 --> 00:25:48,296
the Sanders doing it.

557
00:25:48,398 --> 00:25:50,129
-No, we're not.
-Come on,

558
00:25:50,565 --> 00:25:51,999
come on, huddle up, let's go.

559
00:25:52,434 --> 00:25:55,268
Come on, come on. [sighs]

560
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:57,698
[soft music playing]

561
00:25:57,833 --> 00:25:58,902
Okay, come on,

562
00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:00,909
-just close your eyes.
-Do what he says.

563
00:26:01,111 --> 00:26:02,109
[Tommy sighs]

564
00:26:02,445 --> 00:26:07,012
God, uh, we thank you for...

565
00:26:07,912 --> 00:26:11,016
Jesus, mm-hmm, 'cause he's...

566
00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:15,886
he's great, I mean, you know,
I mean, you know that, right?

567
00:26:15,988 --> 00:26:17,921
-I mean, you're great, too.
-Honey.

568
00:26:18,023 --> 00:26:21,829
-Hmm?
-Bless the kids, bless them.

569
00:26:23,762 --> 00:26:26,098
We, uh, we just wanna, uh,

570
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:29,364
we want you
to bless our children,

571
00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:32,874
just God bless-- Well,
you bless them, you bless them.

572
00:26:33,443 --> 00:26:35,370
Yeah, this is our son Henry

573
00:26:35,505 --> 00:26:38,279
and... [clears throat]
...this is our daughter Hannah.

574
00:26:38,381 --> 00:26:39,447
-Yeah.
-In case I...

575
00:26:39,582 --> 00:26:40,612
-Hmm?
-...hadn't mentioned that

576
00:26:40,714 --> 00:26:41,846
earlier. I don't think I did.

577
00:26:41,982 --> 00:26:45,053
[chuckles] In Jesus's name
we pray, amen.

578
00:26:45,155 --> 00:26:46,115
[crowd] Amen.

579
00:26:46,284 --> 00:26:47,987
-I said, amen.
-[Eddie] Go get them, kiddos.

580
00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:51,524
Pretty sure
God knows our names, Dad.

581
00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:54,627
-Well, you can't be too sure.
-Okay.

582
00:26:54,896 --> 00:26:57,029
Get-- We need to get
a good night's rest.

583
00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,697
We got some major butt kicking
to do tomorrow.

584
00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:04,707
[mild tempo music playing]

585
00:27:06,303 --> 00:27:08,238
[announcer]<i> Next on</i>
<i>Texarkana Bigfoot.</i>

586
00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:11,138
[howls]

587
00:27:11,307 --> 00:27:12,808
[Slim]
Where's the other footprints?

588
00:27:12,910 --> 00:27:13,977
What other footprints?

589
00:27:14,112 --> 00:27:15,449
Well, there's lots of mud
down here

590
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:16,783
and we only found the one print.

591
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:20,820
No... we got ourselves
a one-legged bigfoot.

592
00:27:20,922 --> 00:27:22,522
[announcer]
<i>It's the epic season finale</i>

593
00:27:22,624 --> 00:27:24,422
<i>of Texarkana Bigfoot Bounty.</i>

594
00:27:24,524 --> 00:27:27,156
[Joel snores]

595
00:27:27,258 --> 00:27:28,759
[man on TV]
<i>For when you need energy.</i>

596
00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:30,192
[woman on TV]<i> Thanks, Dalmotrax.</i>

597
00:27:30,294 --> 00:27:31,694
[man on TV]<i> For when</i>
<i>you're not feeling</i>

598
00:27:31,796 --> 00:27:32,796
<i>like yourself.</i>

599
00:27:32,899 --> 00:27:35,097
[man 2 on TV]<i> Thanks, Dalmotrax.</i>

600
00:27:35,199 --> 00:27:36,905
[man on TV]
<i>Too much like yourself.</i>

601
00:27:37,007 --> 00:27:40,369
<i>♪ Baby Jesus, do-do-do-doo</i>
<i>Baby Jesus, do-do-do-doo ♪</i>

602
00:27:41,144 --> 00:27:42,140
[sighs]

603
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,783
[cell phone dings]

604
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:54,081
<i>♪ I once was lost</i>
<i>But now I'm found ♪</i>

605
00:27:54,184 --> 00:27:57,760
<i>♪ Was blind but now I see ♪</i>

606
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:05,732
-[bugle playing over cell phone]
-[audience cheering]

607
00:28:05,867 --> 00:28:08,496
[Joel] Families,
welcome to bubble ball.

608
00:28:09,736 --> 00:28:10,900
It's a lot like soccer,

609
00:28:11,202 --> 00:28:13,037
but just a little bit
more contact.

610
00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:15,107
-[audience cheers]
-[players scream, grunt]

611
00:28:15,639 --> 00:28:16,710
Oh,

612
00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:18,643
-that looks a little violent.
-Mm-hmm.

613
00:28:18,745 --> 00:28:19,945
-[Eddie] Make way!
-No?

614
00:28:20,047 --> 00:28:22,042
[Eddie] Make way
for the returning champions!

615
00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:26,215
-Oh, yes!
-[crowd cheer]

616
00:28:26,317 --> 00:28:29,517
<i>♪ And I think</i>
<i>You'd better bow down ♪</i>

617
00:28:31,455 --> 00:28:33,994
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, I gotta check</i>
<i>I got respect ♪</i>

618
00:28:34,096 --> 00:28:36,090
[Joel] Now, the winner today
will earn 10,000 points

619
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:37,730
towards the Camp Katokwah cup.

620
00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:39,861
[Cookie] And up next,
the Ackermans

621
00:28:39,963 --> 00:28:41,197
versus the Sanders,

622
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:46,336
two families now sworn enemies.
Who will draw first blood?

623
00:28:47,106 --> 00:28:48,736
You know
no one can hear you, right?

624
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,373
Just the way I like it.

625
00:28:51,614 --> 00:28:52,913
[Joel] Line it up, families.

626
00:28:53,048 --> 00:28:55,576
First team to score
three points is the winner.

627
00:28:56,817 --> 00:29:01,949
Sanders, today we are warriors!

628
00:29:02,085 --> 00:29:04,052
Okay, Sanders, let's go.

629
00:29:04,455 --> 00:29:09,992
-Are you ready to bubble?
-[audience cheers]

630
00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:13,829
-[Tommy screams]
-[Eddie screams]

631
00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:17,302
[upbeat music playing]

632
00:29:17,938 --> 00:29:20,943
-[Tommy groans]
-[audience cheers]

633
00:29:21,145 --> 00:29:22,570
[groans]

634
00:29:24,744 --> 00:29:26,810
-Yeah!
-[squeals]

635
00:29:27,179 --> 00:29:28,947
[Joel] Loose ball,
Sanders, loose ball.

636
00:29:29,116 --> 00:29:31,852
I got it, I got it,
I got it. Vic, to you!

637
00:29:31,955 --> 00:29:34,052
Nice pass,<i> Papi.</i>
Here we go, coming through.

638
00:29:34,254 --> 00:29:37,992
-Okay, Victoria. [chuckles]
-No, not my wife!

639
00:29:39,061 --> 00:29:41,358
[Joel] Sanders coming in hot
for the body block.

640
00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:43,331
[audience groans]

641
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,928
What demon invented this game?

642
00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,332
[Joel] She's going, she's going.

643
00:29:46,468 --> 00:29:47,500
[chuckles]

644
00:29:47,602 --> 00:29:49,400
[rock music playing]

645
00:29:49,536 --> 00:29:50,805
Score!

646
00:29:50,907 --> 00:29:53,406
-[audience cheers]
-[Joel] Victoria Sanders

647
00:29:53,508 --> 00:29:54,541
with the score.

648
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:57,204
-Unbelievable.
-[laughs]

649
00:29:57,407 --> 00:29:59,240
[Eddie]
That's my trophy wife! Whoo!

650
00:29:59,476 --> 00:30:01,411
[Victoria] Whoo!
Sanders, Sanders, Sanders!

651
00:30:01,546 --> 00:30:03,344
-Guys, we can win this.
-[Victoria] Sanders, Sanders!

652
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,078
We should probably stop.
We should probably

653
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,248
just stop right now.

654
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:07,619
-[whistle whistling]
-[Joel] Sanders

655
00:30:07,754 --> 00:30:08,788
take an early lead.

656
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,020
Let's see
if the Ackermans can answer.

657
00:30:10,122 --> 00:30:11,220
[Tommy] Take that, baldy!
[grunts]

658
00:30:11,322 --> 00:30:15,428
-Victoria. [yells]
-[Victoria grunts]

659
00:30:15,530 --> 00:30:16,597
[audience] Ooh

660
00:30:16,699 --> 00:30:19,228
-Uh, I hit her.
-[chuckles]

661
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:20,733
[Joel] Henry Ackerman
has the ball.

662
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:22,998
Oh, we're just gonna call
that a dribble

663
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,231
and hope for the best.

664
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:25,565
[Joel] Here comes Barb Sanders.

665
00:30:25,668 --> 00:30:27,672
[Henry yells] Get away from me,
Barb! [grunts]

666
00:30:27,807 --> 00:30:28,871
[audience groans]

667
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,241
-Henry, get up!
-[Joel laughs]

668
00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:34,642
That boy's got
brilliant survival instincts.

669
00:30:34,744 --> 00:30:38,153
-Come on, Barb, you got it!
-[Barb] I'm gonna score!

670
00:30:38,455 --> 00:30:39,454
[audience cheers]

671
00:30:39,890 --> 00:30:41,852
Toasted and posted,
the Sanders score again.

672
00:30:42,088 --> 00:30:43,657
-[cheers]
-[Eddie] Dog pile,

673
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,957
my little champions, dog pile.

674
00:30:46,526 --> 00:30:49,897
[Tommy] Come on, Henry. Look,
Barb weighs, like, 60 pounds.

675
00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,865
You can't let her
push you around like that.

676
00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:54,970
[grunts]
Why don't you push her around?

677
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,402
Man down, man down!
Game over, Ackerman. [laughs]

678
00:31:00,537 --> 00:31:02,540
Looks like the Ackermans
have lost a player.

679
00:31:03,343 --> 00:31:05,477
Unfortunately, that means
that there's a forfeit,

680
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:06,815
Sanders win.

681
00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:08,480
-[audience cheers]
-[Eddie] We are the champions!

682
00:31:08,582 --> 00:31:09,746
[cheers]

683
00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:12,147
What? Come on.

684
00:31:12,316 --> 00:31:14,286
-[upbeat music playing]
-Sorry.

685
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:22,965
[indistinct chatter]

686
00:31:26,603 --> 00:31:28,635
-Hey, you guys.
-Hey!

687
00:31:28,737 --> 00:31:31,072
Wow, those look great.

688
00:31:31,174 --> 00:31:34,441
I know, it's kind of cheesy,
but I love it so much.

689
00:31:34,543 --> 00:31:36,110
[both laugh]

690
00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:39,542
Are you painting
with mayonnaise?

691
00:31:40,177 --> 00:31:42,283
[mild tempo music playing]

692
00:31:42,885 --> 00:31:44,751
Hey, guys,
let's go wash up, okay?

693
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,420
Daddy's about done
with his prayer walk

694
00:31:46,522 --> 00:31:47,552
in the woods.

695
00:31:48,021 --> 00:31:50,086
You guys, first year at camp.

696
00:31:50,455 --> 00:31:52,394
You get to do the craft
for new families.

697
00:31:52,529 --> 00:31:54,425
[squeals] Hold on.

698
00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:58,696
Okay, you're gonna love it.
Here we go.

699
00:31:59,399 --> 00:32:02,329
Okay, so first, what you do
is you count down

700
00:32:02,431 --> 00:32:03,563
the number of days until Henry

701
00:32:03,665 --> 00:32:05,506
and Hannah graduate
from high school.

702
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,200
-Okay.
-Then, together,

703
00:32:07,603 --> 00:32:09,605
count the same number
of beads...

704
00:32:10,439 --> 00:32:11,777
and you put them in the jar.

705
00:32:12,146 --> 00:32:15,876
Then, every day,
you just take one out.

706
00:32:16,312 --> 00:32:18,913
Every day, take one out.

707
00:32:19,649 --> 00:32:23,751
You know,
just every day, take one out...

708
00:32:25,728 --> 00:32:27,260
'cause the days, you know.

709
00:32:29,226 --> 00:32:30,392
Such a great reminder

710
00:32:30,494 --> 00:32:32,529
of how precious
your time is together.

711
00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:37,501
Is this some sort of cruel joke?
[chuckles]

712
00:32:38,035 --> 00:32:39,569
-Grace.
-No?

713
00:32:40,035 --> 00:32:41,406
No,

714
00:32:41,575 --> 00:32:43,507
you know, you only have, what?
Two years left with them?

715
00:32:44,143 --> 00:32:47,844
[sighs] This vase, these beads,

716
00:32:48,346 --> 00:32:50,052
they're gonna make
everyday count.

717
00:32:52,016 --> 00:32:53,286
Do the beads.

718
00:32:54,084 --> 00:32:55,354
There you go.

719
00:32:55,989 --> 00:32:58,053
[mild tempo music playing]

720
00:32:58,155 --> 00:32:59,392
-Okay.
-Okay.

721
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,759
There you go.

722
00:33:00,861 --> 00:33:02,097
[both] Thank you.

723
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:05,067
-Come on, let's go. [laughs]
-[laughs]

724
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,298
Hey, bud,
what happened out there today?

725
00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:10,435
I mean, I really thought
we had a good chance

726
00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:13,201
-to win bubble ball.
-Meh, I just don't like sports.

727
00:33:13,737 --> 00:33:17,238
I... I know, but if
you put forth some effort,

728
00:33:17,574 --> 00:33:19,875
uh, you might find
a sport you like.

729
00:33:20,044 --> 00:33:21,313
Like what, golf?

730
00:33:21,615 --> 00:33:23,614
Yeah, maybe you and I could
go out sometime to the course?

731
00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:25,084
-No.
-Okay.

732
00:33:25,186 --> 00:33:26,550
[Henry] Can you get me
a snow cone?

733
00:33:26,852 --> 00:33:27,851
Yeah.

734
00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:32,094
-[soft music playing]
-[sighs]

735
00:33:33,162 --> 00:33:35,291
[Henry] Here,
in the Amazon rainforest,

736
00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:38,830
it's home to a number
of species,

737
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:42,199
such as snakes, tigers,

738
00:33:42,435 --> 00:33:45,404
and what I'm gonna soon find,
bigfoots.

739
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,008
What do we have here?

740
00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:49,340
-[Eddie] It's okay.
-It just makes me sad

741
00:33:49,442 --> 00:33:50,911
that my parents immigrated
all the way here

742
00:33:51,013 --> 00:33:52,078
-just to have our--
-Oh, yes,

743
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:53,410
let's bring
your parents into this.

744
00:33:53,513 --> 00:33:55,583
Nothing more fun
than fighting with four people.

745
00:33:55,851 --> 00:33:57,051
[Barb] What are you doing?

746
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,414
Nothing, I'm just trying
to catch a bigfoot on camera.

747
00:34:00,549 --> 00:34:02,584
Don't be a dummy, our dad said

748
00:34:02,687 --> 00:34:05,088
that Noah wouldn't let bigfoots
get on the ark

749
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:07,457
because they smelled like feet.

750
00:34:07,726 --> 00:34:11,098
Yeah, dummy, why else
do you think there's no bigfoot

751
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,367
in any of Noah's Ark's
coloring books, huh?

752
00:34:15,203 --> 00:34:17,965
Touché,
clearly I'm the real dummy.

753
00:34:18,134 --> 00:34:19,270
Mm-hmm.

754
00:34:19,573 --> 00:34:21,038
[Eddie] What does--
what does that look even mean?

755
00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:22,171
Why does it always...

756
00:34:22,273 --> 00:34:25,576
[cheerful music playing]

757
00:34:33,888 --> 00:34:36,819
[indistinct chatter]

758
00:34:36,921 --> 00:34:39,355
[exhales] Getting pretty close
to the flame there, bucko,

759
00:34:39,457 --> 00:34:41,226
unless you prefer
charred mellows.

760
00:34:41,328 --> 00:34:42,830
You know,
I wasn't gonna say anything,

761
00:34:42,932 --> 00:34:44,658
but, uh, I'm pretty sure s'mores

762
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,900
aren't on the What Would
Jesus Eat diet.

763
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,599
Hey, we're not monsters, okay?

764
00:34:49,801 --> 00:34:52,802
This is a very important
camp experience for our kids.

765
00:34:53,671 --> 00:34:55,975
Even though we do make
sugar-free, organic,

766
00:34:56,077 --> 00:34:57,641
vegan, non-dairy marshmallows.

767
00:34:57,743 --> 00:35:01,315
Oh, I'd expect nothing
but perfection from you, Eddie.

768
00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:05,082
[chuckles] Whoa, somebody
call the fire department,

769
00:35:05,184 --> 00:35:07,486
look at that. [laughs]

770
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,497
[grunts]

771
00:35:26,009 --> 00:35:27,236
Hey, Dad, will you film me
tearing

772
00:35:27,338 --> 00:35:28,502
this big ol' s'more down?

773
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:30,003
Uh, yeah, buddy, let's do that.

774
00:35:30,105 --> 00:35:32,073
Let's go right over here,
way over here by the boats.

775
00:35:32,242 --> 00:35:33,875
Ooh! Mm-mm.

776
00:35:35,181 --> 00:35:36,912
Okay, uh, let me see.

777
00:35:37,481 --> 00:35:39,113
All right, how does this work?

778
00:35:39,315 --> 00:35:42,389
[camera trills]

779
00:35:44,454 --> 00:35:46,294
Hmm. Bon appétit, kiddos.

780
00:35:47,862 --> 00:35:48,857
[Barb sniffs]

781
00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:50,562
[chuckles]

782
00:35:51,967 --> 00:35:52,963
-[camera beeps]
-Okay.

783
00:35:53,065 --> 00:35:54,198
Okay, here I go!

784
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:55,431
[Victoria]<i> It just makes me sad</i>

785
00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:56,731
<i>-that my parents immigrated...</i>
-Nope.

786
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,171
<i>-...all way here.</i>
-[Eddie]<i> Oh, yeah,</i>

787
00:35:58,273 --> 00:35:59,537
<i>let's bring your parents</i>
<i>into this.</i>

788
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:01,672
<i>Nothing more fun</i>
<i>than fighting with four people.</i>

789
00:36:02,173 --> 00:36:03,443
[camera beeps]

790
00:36:05,775 --> 00:36:08,608
Oh, uh, hey, bud,
let's... let's, uh,

791
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,177
let's do... do it again, okay?

792
00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:12,184
[mumbling]

793
00:36:12,353 --> 00:36:13,648
No, I know,
I know, I just-- I think

794
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,189
-you got a better one in you.
-[spits]

795
00:36:15,325 --> 00:36:17,424
Why is nothing I do
ever good enough for you?

796
00:36:17,626 --> 00:36:20,559
No, no, let's just... let's just
give it another shot, okay?

797
00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:24,563
Henry!

798
00:36:28,302 --> 00:36:31,801
-Hmm, hmm.
-[indistinct chatter]

799
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:36,810
[sighs]

800
00:36:36,912 --> 00:36:40,814
[ukulele playing]

801
00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:42,416
You know, I still can't believe

802
00:36:42,551 --> 00:36:44,611
that the prettiest girl
at camp has never been kissed.

803
00:36:44,947 --> 00:36:47,619
Well, what,
why is that so hard to believe?

804
00:36:47,721 --> 00:36:51,491
I mean, it's cool, I'm sure
you'll find the right guy.

805
00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:56,126
[ukulele playing]

806
00:36:56,228 --> 00:36:58,696
[Hannah] Um, okay.

807
00:37:00,365 --> 00:37:01,834
-[Tommy] Hey.
-Hey.

808
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:06,034
-[sighs]
-Tommy Ackerman.

809
00:37:06,236 --> 00:37:08,169
[laughs]

810
00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:12,144
Did you know
you are the only one

811
00:37:12,513 --> 00:37:14,614
who hasn't signed up
for the Daddy Day Hike?

812
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:17,682
Oh, you should go.

813
00:37:19,451 --> 00:37:21,717
I would, but, uh, you know what?

814
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:24,617
The, uh, only reason I came
to camp was just to get to spend

815
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:25,919
more time with my family.

816
00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:27,654
Well, that's exactly
why you need to do it.

817
00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:30,095
See, all the dads hike up
to Mount Burrow.

818
00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:31,727
They gather by themselves and...

819
00:37:31,829 --> 00:37:34,831
-[soft music playing]
-...listen to God.

820
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:39,866
Sign him up.

821
00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:41,869
Excellent!
[chuckles] It's the best thing

822
00:37:41,971 --> 00:37:43,712
you're gonna do
for your family all week.

823
00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:47,648
You're awesome.
[laughs] All right, Johnsons?

824
00:37:48,084 --> 00:37:49,283
[Mr. Johnson] Hey, what's up?

825
00:37:49,385 --> 00:37:50,811
[sighs] I really don't know
about that guy.

826
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:54,885
I know, I think he spent
way too much time at camp.

827
00:37:55,487 --> 00:37:58,222
What? Oh, no, no, no, not him.

828
00:37:58,557 --> 00:38:00,289
I mean,
Justin Bieber over there.

829
00:38:00,592 --> 00:38:02,024
-[Tommy] That?
-[Grace] Yeah.

830
00:38:02,126 --> 00:38:04,828
That's just a camp fling.
She'll be over him in a week.

831
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:07,228
[sighs]

832
00:38:07,997 --> 00:38:09,731
You know, maybe
you should go on this hike,

833
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,637
spend a little more time
with Eddie.

834
00:38:12,841 --> 00:38:14,104
What?

835
00:38:14,573 --> 00:38:17,043
He just puts a lot
into his family,

836
00:38:17,178 --> 00:38:18,512
-and--
-Oh, come on.

837
00:38:18,614 --> 00:38:21,944
You minimize things,
you know, "Oh, she'll be fine."

838
00:38:22,646 --> 00:38:23,778
You're gonna do this, right?

839
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,086
This... this is why
I came over here,

840
00:38:26,489 --> 00:38:29,016
so that you could compare me
to Eddie Sanders?

841
00:38:29,118 --> 00:38:31,091
Oh, yeah, he's just...
he's just the perfect man.

842
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,355
He's a much better dad than me,

843
00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:33,486
-he's--
-No, no, Tommy,

844
00:38:33,588 --> 00:38:34,990
no, I'm sorry...

845
00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:37,124
I'm sorry.

846
00:38:38,632 --> 00:38:40,864
Honey, that was just
an awful thing to say.

847
00:38:42,599 --> 00:38:44,703
It's fine, it's fine.

848
00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,639
I don't think
everything's so perfect

849
00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:53,613
in the Sanders camp, anyway.

850
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,681
[upbeat music playing]

851
00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:03,057
[Joel] Families,
welcome to day two

852
00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:04,623
of the Camp Katokwah Challenge.

853
00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:08,291
It's still anyone's game,
so come to compete, let's go!

854
00:39:08,393 --> 00:39:09,661
[whistle whistling]

855
00:39:09,763 --> 00:39:15,134
<i>♪ Brothers, sisters</i>
<i>Love is all we need ♪</i>

856
00:39:15,236 --> 00:39:16,798
<i>♪ Mother, father ♪</i>

857
00:39:16,967 --> 00:39:18,467
-[Victoria] Ow, Eddie!
-[indistinct clamor]

858
00:39:18,569 --> 00:39:20,573
<i>♪ In the family ♪</i>

859
00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:25,447
<i>♪ Peace in the family</i>
<i>Peace in the family ♪</i>

860
00:39:33,550 --> 00:39:37,118
[audience cheers]

861
00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:41,589
<i>♪ Now, brothers, sisters</i>
<i>Love is all we need ♪</i>

862
00:39:41,691 --> 00:39:44,394
[both cheer, chuckle]

863
00:39:44,496 --> 00:39:45,495
<i>♪ Mother, father... ♪</i>

864
00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:47,395
[Grace] Come on, guys, let's go!

865
00:39:47,530 --> 00:39:48,803
[yelps, grunts]

866
00:39:48,905 --> 00:39:49,898
[Grace] Tommy.

867
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,732
<i>♪ We all live</i>
<i>Many different lives ♪</i>

868
00:39:51,835 --> 00:39:54,474
<i>♪ You and me, the same inside ♪</i>

869
00:39:54,576 --> 00:39:57,407
<i>-♪ One love, same blood ♪</i>
-[cheers]

870
00:39:57,509 --> 00:39:59,547
<i>♪ Peace in the family ♪</i>

871
00:40:00,413 --> 00:40:03,017
<i>♪ Peace in the family ♪</i>

872
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:05,183
<i>♪ Peace in the family ♪</i>

873
00:40:05,652 --> 00:40:06,848
-[Victoria] Hey, Eddie?
-[Eddie] Hmm?

874
00:40:07,051 --> 00:40:08,719
[Victoria] Why don't you
let me take this one?

875
00:40:08,888 --> 00:40:10,653
[sighs] I didn't hire
a private archery coach

876
00:40:10,755 --> 00:40:12,124
just to let you take this
from me.

877
00:40:12,226 --> 00:40:13,494
[indistinct chatter]

878
00:40:13,696 --> 00:40:16,456
Honey, it's your weakest event,
you said so yourself.

879
00:40:17,092 --> 00:40:18,864
You always pull the shot
to the left.

880
00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:22,966
Not another word, I got this.
This is my year, I can feel it.

881
00:40:24,473 --> 00:40:27,807
-[Victoria sighs]
-[Eddie whistles]

882
00:40:28,209 --> 00:40:30,173
[sighs, sniffles]

883
00:40:30,743 --> 00:40:32,572
Maiden voyage
for my new bow here.

884
00:40:32,974 --> 00:40:34,278
She's gonna give you nightmares.

885
00:40:34,447 --> 00:40:35,946
All right, easy, Rambo.

886
00:40:37,345 --> 00:40:40,118
Rules of the game are simple,
hit the bullseye,

887
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,289
get ten points.

888
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:45,453
It all goes down from there.
Gentlemen, ready your arrows.

889
00:40:45,655 --> 00:40:49,789
[rock music playing]

890
00:40:49,891 --> 00:40:51,363
<i>♪ Try to be best... ♪</i>

891
00:40:51,498 --> 00:40:52,796
-One point.
-[crowd applaud]

892
00:40:52,899 --> 00:40:55,063
<i>♪ And a man's gotta learn</i>
<i>To take it ♪</i>

893
00:40:55,165 --> 00:40:57,471
<i>♪ Try to believe</i>
<i>Though the going gets rough ♪</i>

894
00:40:57,574 --> 00:40:59,203
<i>-♪ That you gotta hang tough ♪</i>
-Six points.

895
00:40:59,439 --> 00:41:01,334
-Oh!
-[Henry] Yeah!

896
00:41:01,436 --> 00:41:05,204
<i>♪ History repeats itself</i>
<i>Try and you'll succeed ♪</i>

897
00:41:05,307 --> 00:41:07,341
<i>♪ And never doubt</i>
<i>That you're the one ♪</i>

898
00:41:07,443 --> 00:41:11,452
<i>♪ And you can have your dream</i>
<i>You're the best around ♪</i>

899
00:41:11,721 --> 00:41:13,848
-Both get four points.
-Great, that's great, honey.

900
00:41:13,984 --> 00:41:16,784
-Honey, you're doing great.
-[yells]

901
00:41:16,887 --> 00:41:18,553
-Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
-Huh?

902
00:41:18,989 --> 00:41:20,388
You're still pulling it
to the left.

903
00:41:20,524 --> 00:41:22,026
[shushes]

904
00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:28,669
<i>♪ Around, nothing's gonna ever</i>
<i>Keep you down, down, down ♪</i>

905
00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:32,407
-[Joel] One point.
-[grunts]

906
00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:33,835
[Grace] It's okay, that's great.
You're on it.

907
00:41:33,937 --> 00:41:37,007
-It's okay.
-[laughs mockingly]

908
00:41:38,141 --> 00:41:39,708
-Zero points.
-That... that didn't count.

909
00:41:39,944 --> 00:41:43,448
-That counts.
-[laughs mockingly]

910
00:41:43,550 --> 00:41:45,817
<i>♪ And one day time will tell ♪</i>

911
00:41:45,919 --> 00:41:48,422
<i>♪ When you're the one</i>
<i>That's standing there ♪</i>

912
00:41:48,524 --> 00:41:50,752
<i>♪ You've reached</i>
<i>The final bell ♪</i>

913
00:41:50,854 --> 00:41:52,185
<i>♪ You're the best around ♪</i>

914
00:41:52,287 --> 00:41:54,253
-Four points.
-[audience cheers, applauds]

915
00:41:54,356 --> 00:41:56,362
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna</i>
<i>Ever keep you down ♪</i>

916
00:41:56,465 --> 00:41:59,595
-Come on,<i> Papi.</i>
-Okay, okay.

917
00:41:59,697 --> 00:42:00,896
You've got this,<i> Papi.</i>

918
00:42:01,165 --> 00:42:03,264
[Eddie] Stay to the right,
just stay to the right.

919
00:42:05,867 --> 00:42:08,137
[breathes deeply]

920
00:42:13,513 --> 00:42:15,617
Stay to the right, Eddie.

921
00:42:21,322 --> 00:42:22,652
-Bullseye!
-Hmm!

922
00:42:22,754 --> 00:42:24,888
<i>♪ You're the best around ♪</i>

923
00:42:24,991 --> 00:42:27,426
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna</i>
<i>Ever keep you down ♪</i>

924
00:42:27,528 --> 00:42:30,022
<i>♪ You're the best around ♪</i>

925
00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:31,432
<i>♪ Nothing's gonna ever... ♪</i>

926
00:42:31,534 --> 00:42:33,162
Do you want that,
do you want that?

927
00:42:33,864 --> 00:42:38,438
Who's your daddy? [cheers] Yes!

928
00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:41,474
[Joel] All right, everyone,
looks like now we're tied at 15.

929
00:42:41,876 --> 00:42:44,474
The highest scoring arrow
is gonna win the game.

930
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:46,777
-[sighs]
-[suspenseful music playing]

931
00:42:46,979 --> 00:42:48,947
Let me know
if you're gonna choke again.

932
00:42:51,146 --> 00:42:52,648
Come on, Tommy,
you've got this.

933
00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:54,051
[Henry] You got this, Dad.

934
00:42:58,492 --> 00:42:59,621
-Four points.
-Yes!

935
00:42:59,723 --> 00:43:04,592
[audience cheers]

936
00:43:05,195 --> 00:43:06,899
Let's see
what you're made of, Sanders.

937
00:43:08,499 --> 00:43:09,704
[grunts]

938
00:43:17,379 --> 00:43:18,546
-Oh.
-[crowd gasp]

939
00:43:18,681 --> 00:43:21,448
Zero points,
Ackerman family takes archery.

940
00:43:21,550 --> 00:43:25,379
-Yeah!
-No, no! this isn't right!

941
00:43:25,748 --> 00:43:28,349
No! No! No!

942
00:43:29,522 --> 00:43:31,589
Yes, in your face!

943
00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:34,124
My stroke was off,
that's not fair.

944
00:43:34,756 --> 00:43:36,159
Eddie!

945
00:43:37,397 --> 00:43:38,865
[Eddie]<i> No!</i>

946
00:43:42,799 --> 00:43:43,931
-Hey, babe.
-Oh!

947
00:43:44,033 --> 00:43:45,869
-Ow!
-Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.

948
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,304
-Where'd you get binoculars?
-[shushes]

949
00:43:48,473 --> 00:43:49,469
What?

950
00:43:51,311 --> 00:43:52,406
Uh-oh.

951
00:43:54,249 --> 00:43:55,244
You okay?

952
00:43:55,712 --> 00:43:56,712
Yeah, why?

953
00:43:57,114 --> 00:43:58,913
Nothing,
you're just kind of murdering

954
00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:00,317
that ice cream cone, is all.

955
00:44:00,653 --> 00:44:02,121
I'm stress eating, okay?

956
00:44:02,757 --> 00:44:03,885
This is supposed to be
Family Camp,

957
00:44:03,987 --> 00:44:05,320
not Find-Dumb-Boyfriend Camp.

958
00:44:06,554 --> 00:44:09,324
You know, last year,
we would share an ice cream

959
00:44:09,426 --> 00:44:11,397
and we would be talking
about our favorite flavors,

960
00:44:11,499 --> 00:44:13,295
oh, but this year, nuh-uh.

961
00:44:14,470 --> 00:44:15,701
Instead, she's with some guy

962
00:44:15,803 --> 00:44:17,601
whose intentions
are God only knows what,

963
00:44:18,170 --> 00:44:20,271
and I'm stuck here
with a vase full of beads...

964
00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:23,203
counting all the days that
she should be spending with us,

965
00:44:23,305 --> 00:44:25,373
but is instead
spending with him, oh.

966
00:44:27,477 --> 00:44:33,920
-Brain freeze. [groans]
-Hey, hey, come here, come here.

967
00:44:34,518 --> 00:44:35,589
Oh!

968
00:44:35,724 --> 00:44:37,924
-[cell phone vibrating]
-What's that?

969
00:44:39,062 --> 00:44:40,059
Nothing.

970
00:44:40,861 --> 00:44:43,327
Nothing is buzzing
in your back pocket.

971
00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:46,499
-Okay.
-Look, don't answer it.

972
00:44:46,701 --> 00:44:47,865
It's... it's about
the promotion.

973
00:44:47,967 --> 00:44:49,837
-Just don't answer it.
-Two seconds...

974
00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,673
two, I promise. Hello?

975
00:44:52,776 --> 00:44:54,842
-[soft music playing]
-Tommy, quick update,

976
00:44:55,077 --> 00:44:58,744
just had the most delicious
club sandwich with Mr. Kapoor.

977
00:44:58,879 --> 00:45:00,813
Well, I'm sorry
you didn't choke on it.

978
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:02,550
[Bramberger]<i> Geez Louise,</i>
<i>Mr. Kapoor,</i>

979
00:45:02,685 --> 00:45:04,782
you are cruising this path
like a pro.

980
00:45:05,151 --> 00:45:09,451
[laughs] Whoa, whoa,
easy there, Danica Patrick.

981
00:45:09,553 --> 00:45:12,156
Hey, look, I'll text you later
when I seal the-- [chuckles]

982
00:45:12,690 --> 00:45:14,123
Steal the deal.

983
00:45:14,492 --> 00:45:17,231
You get out of that golf cart
right now, do you hear me?

984
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,829
Bramberger, Bramberger!

985
00:45:18,931 --> 00:45:21,462
-[indistinct chatter]
-[grunts]

986
00:45:22,669 --> 00:45:24,702
Grace. Grace, hold up.

987
00:45:24,905 --> 00:45:27,938
[Grace] No, no,
I will not hold up.

988
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,273
I have held up
for the past five years.

989
00:45:31,709 --> 00:45:32,913
I'm sorry.

990
00:45:34,711 --> 00:45:35,916
Listen.

991
00:45:37,816 --> 00:45:39,613
When we get home, I...

992
00:45:40,549 --> 00:45:43,957
I think that we should
go to marriage counseling.

993
00:45:45,486 --> 00:45:48,588
Oh, come on,
we don't need counseling.

994
00:45:49,363 --> 00:45:50,359
[scoffs]

995
00:45:52,601 --> 00:45:53,967
I knew that's what you'd say.

996
00:45:54,766 --> 00:45:57,069
I mean, I knew it.

997
00:45:59,401 --> 00:46:01,268
-Grace.
-[mild tempo music playing]

998
00:46:01,370 --> 00:46:03,878
-[girl] Heads up, watch out!
-[grunts]

999
00:46:06,809 --> 00:46:08,113
Um...

1000
00:46:08,781 --> 00:46:10,148
Girl's got a good arm.

1001
00:46:11,613 --> 00:46:15,119
[Henry] This was clearly
a terrible idea. [grunts]

1002
00:46:15,221 --> 00:46:17,357
[woman]<i> You have</i>
<i>reached the voicemail box of...</i>

1003
00:46:17,459 --> 00:46:18,893
[Alex]<i> Alex Kapoor.</i>

1004
00:46:19,592 --> 00:46:20,587
[Henry] Dad?

1005
00:46:21,322 --> 00:46:22,796
I'm scared, I want to come down.

1006
00:46:22,899 --> 00:46:25,025
Buddy, that's what
the repelling gear is for.

1007
00:46:25,127 --> 00:46:26,394
You're not gonna fall.

1008
00:46:26,496 --> 00:46:29,030
N... No, I... I don't want
to do this anymore.

1009
00:46:29,466 --> 00:46:32,270
I'm freaking out up here
and you don't even care.

1010
00:46:32,506 --> 00:46:33,600
No. [sighs]

1011
00:46:34,370 --> 00:46:35,939
Need a little slack
in your line?

1012
00:46:36,075 --> 00:46:38,242
[chuckles] Oh,
more than you know.

1013
00:46:39,411 --> 00:46:42,378
Hey, buddy, mind if I holler
at your dad for a minute?

1014
00:46:43,179 --> 00:46:45,414
Yeah, thanks, I'm coming down.

1015
00:46:48,357 --> 00:46:50,221
Oh, thank God.

1016
00:46:50,924 --> 00:46:53,455
-He's a good kid.
-Yeah, yeah.

1017
00:46:55,190 --> 00:46:56,558
Remind me your name again.

1018
00:46:57,261 --> 00:47:00,363
-Tommy, we go to your church.
-Yes.

1019
00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:05,036
-Golfer, right?
-Uh, yeah, yeah, sorry.

1020
00:47:05,138 --> 00:47:06,936
I think I've been showing up
a little late.

1021
00:47:07,205 --> 00:47:08,636
No, it's all good.
Seeing you come in

1022
00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:10,874
reminds me I only have a minute
or two left in the sermon.

1023
00:47:10,976 --> 00:47:15,082
[chuckles] Well, I deserve that.

1024
00:47:15,952 --> 00:47:18,685
-Hey, can I be honest with you?
-[Dave] Sure.

1025
00:47:18,854 --> 00:47:22,620
Yeah, um, I think God
and I are good.

1026
00:47:23,089 --> 00:47:25,553
He and I are okay.
Uh, it's just, uh...

1027
00:47:26,729 --> 00:47:28,826
I'm busy,
there's a lot going on,

1028
00:47:29,062 --> 00:47:31,463
and, uh,
church is just another thing

1029
00:47:31,565 --> 00:47:32,527
on my list.

1030
00:47:33,195 --> 00:47:36,234
Hmm. No judgements here.

1031
00:47:37,336 --> 00:47:39,802
See, it doesn't matter
if you're... if you're old

1032
00:47:39,904 --> 00:47:40,970
or if you're young.

1033
00:47:41,506 --> 00:47:44,508
We are all in different spots
in our journey with God.

1034
00:47:44,944 --> 00:47:47,377
-Yeah.
-Hey, Tommy, you...

1035
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:49,978
you know what a compass does?

1036
00:47:50,313 --> 00:47:51,952
[Tommy]
It tells you where to go?

1037
00:47:52,221 --> 00:47:55,683
Not exactly, it turns out
it only has one basic function.

1038
00:47:56,419 --> 00:47:58,591
A compass points you
to true north,

1039
00:47:59,194 --> 00:48:02,294
and once you got true north,
you can never get lost.

1040
00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:07,001
Since we're being honest,
I'm your pastor.

1041
00:48:08,003 --> 00:48:10,500
But it's not my job
or the church's job

1042
00:48:10,936 --> 00:48:12,369
to lead your family...

1043
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:14,536
it's yours.

1044
00:48:15,804 --> 00:48:19,646
See, life can pull you
in many different directions

1045
00:48:19,748 --> 00:48:22,042
if you let it, but real talk...

1046
00:48:22,144 --> 00:48:23,545
[soft music playing]

1047
00:48:23,681 --> 00:48:27,186
...it's pretty easy to get lost
if you don't have a guide.

1048
00:48:30,957 --> 00:48:33,159
-Have fun out here.
-Yeah.

1049
00:48:43,034 --> 00:48:44,334
[Eddie]<i> Sanders family,</i>

1050
00:48:44,436 --> 00:48:46,403
<i>I am proud of you</i>
<i>and all the hustle today.</i>

1051
00:48:46,505 --> 00:48:49,503
<i>We destroyed so many families</i>
<i>on the field of battle,</i>

1052
00:48:49,605 --> 00:48:52,276
<i>including the Ackermans</i>
<i>in most events.</i>

1053
00:48:52,378 --> 00:48:55,009
<i>I know the good Lord</i>
<i>is so pleased with us.</i>

1054
00:48:55,111 --> 00:48:56,409
[crickets chirping]

1055
00:48:56,511 --> 00:48:58,013
-[Tommy]<i> Eddie?</i>
-[Eddie]<i> Mm-hmm?</i>

1056
00:48:58,115 --> 00:48:59,515
[Tommy]<i> We can hear you.</i>

1057
00:48:59,983 --> 00:49:01,582
[owl hooting]

1058
00:49:01,684 --> 00:49:04,825
[Barb]<i> Oh, no,</i>
<i>Little Billy Graham is gone.</i>

1059
00:49:04,927 --> 00:49:06,423
[Tommy]
<i>Who's Little Billy Graham?</i>

1060
00:49:06,525 --> 00:49:09,760
[Eddie]<i> Nobody panic,</i>
<i>he's just the smaller gerbil.</i>

1061
00:49:09,862 --> 00:49:10,827
[Grace]<i> What?</i>

1062
00:49:10,929 --> 00:49:13,397
[indistinct chatter]

1063
00:49:14,098 --> 00:49:15,428
[Joel]<i> Gentlemen, welcome</i>

1064
00:49:15,530 --> 00:49:17,330
<i>to the Ouachita</i>
<i>National Forest,</i>

1065
00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:19,137
<i>One-point-eight million acres</i>

1066
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,876
<i>across two states.</i>
<i>So in light of that,</i>

1067
00:49:21,978 --> 00:49:24,373
today we are gonna do
the buddy system.

1068
00:49:24,675 --> 00:49:26,780
That means no one goes
anywhere without their buddy.

1069
00:49:26,882 --> 00:49:28,075
-Mm-hmm
-So go ahead and pair up.

1070
00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:30,711
[indistinct chatter]

1071
00:49:32,582 --> 00:49:34,818
[Joel] Now, Eddie Sanders
has volunteered

1072
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,054
to be the caboose

1073
00:49:36,290 --> 00:49:37,820
so that we can keep
the entire group together.

1074
00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:39,993
Eddie, who's your lucky buddy?

1075
00:49:40,128 --> 00:49:42,490
That would be my yurt made,
Tommy Ackerman.

1076
00:49:42,593 --> 00:49:45,530
Oh, no, sorry,
Pastor Dave and I were, um...

1077
00:49:46,133 --> 00:49:49,136
-[chuckles]
-Not on the same page

1078
00:49:50,805 --> 00:49:51,831
All right, let's head out.

1079
00:49:54,644 --> 00:49:55,840
[sighs] Let's go, bucko.

1080
00:49:56,276 --> 00:49:58,505
Yeah, did you pack enough
for a day hike?

1081
00:49:58,807 --> 00:50:00,444
Well, it's a little light
for an Eagle Scout,

1082
00:50:00,546 --> 00:50:02,946
but if we get lost,
the good Lord always provides.

1083
00:50:03,048 --> 00:50:04,979
Am I right? I'm right.

1084
00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:07,883
[harmonica playing]

1085
00:50:07,985 --> 00:50:09,189
[Tommy sighs]

1086
00:50:20,262 --> 00:50:27,438
[soft music playing]

1087
00:50:32,307 --> 00:50:35,611
[indistinct chatter]

1088
00:50:39,186 --> 00:50:41,855
I have an offer for you,
free of charge.

1089
00:50:42,157 --> 00:50:44,021
I know it's gonna sound
too good to be true,

1090
00:50:44,123 --> 00:50:45,654
but I can't help it, I like you.

1091
00:50:45,756 --> 00:50:48,495
[sniffs] It's starting to smell
like a pyramid scheme.

1092
00:50:48,597 --> 00:50:49,557
Oh, heavens no.

1093
00:50:49,726 --> 00:50:51,695
The essential oils
are my wife's department.

1094
00:50:52,331 --> 00:50:54,100
Nay, nay, nay,
what the good Lord laid

1095
00:50:54,203 --> 00:50:58,436
upon my heart is for you
to have some mentorship

1096
00:50:59,137 --> 00:51:01,903
in parenting with me.

1097
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:04,844
[chuckles] It'll be the best
five years of your life.

1098
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,746
People don't call me
the mentoring Miyagi

1099
00:51:06,848 --> 00:51:07,948
-for nothing.
-Mm-hmm.

1100
00:51:08,050 --> 00:51:10,084
Name one person
who calls you Miyagi.

1101
00:51:10,186 --> 00:51:12,516
Alto, you stay right here
and think about it.

1102
00:51:12,618 --> 00:51:14,716
I'm gonna hop off the trail
to the little boy's room.

1103
00:51:15,624 --> 00:51:16,885
Okay, hey.

1104
00:51:17,555 --> 00:51:19,592
Hurry up,
I don't want to get left behind.

1105
00:51:20,262 --> 00:51:22,630
[Eddie] Ah, I don't want
to get bit by any bugs.

1106
00:51:22,732 --> 00:51:24,627
Oops, that's poison ivy.

1107
00:51:26,032 --> 00:51:28,796
Come on, come on. [sighs]

1108
00:51:40,750 --> 00:51:44,251
-[whistles]
-Aha.

1109
00:51:44,952 --> 00:51:46,720
Sweet manna from heaven.

1110
00:51:46,822 --> 00:51:48,181
[mild tempo music playing]

1111
00:51:48,283 --> 00:51:49,518
[bees buzzing]

1112
00:51:49,621 --> 00:51:53,656
Daddy's bringing home
the honey. [chuckles]

1113
00:51:56,996 --> 00:52:00,267
[Eddie screaming]

1114
00:52:02,265 --> 00:52:06,066
[Eddie] Run, run!

1115
00:52:06,169 --> 00:52:07,338
[whimpers]

1116
00:52:07,607 --> 00:52:10,709
-Get that thing away from me!
-My skin is on fire!

1117
00:52:11,412 --> 00:52:14,207
-Get away from me!
-[Eddie screams] It's free!

1118
00:52:14,543 --> 00:52:15,575
-Get rid of it!
-[screams]

1119
00:52:15,677 --> 00:52:19,715
It's free organic honey!
[screams]

1120
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,490
-[Eddie whimpers]
-That's a co-pay.

1121
00:52:26,124 --> 00:52:31,694
[both scream, pant]

1122
00:52:35,066 --> 00:52:37,233
[both pant]

1123
00:52:37,335 --> 00:52:40,835
Man, my face stings so bad.

1124
00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:44,245
Do you see anything?

1125
00:52:45,178 --> 00:52:47,477
No, no, I don't, mm-mm, no.

1126
00:52:47,579 --> 00:52:49,248
You look... you look good.
You look good.

1127
00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:52,983
Oh, praise God, I prayed
for a hedge of protection

1128
00:52:53,619 --> 00:52:57,720
and the good Lord
always comes through every time.

1129
00:52:57,856 --> 00:53:02,528
Um, yeah, if you stop breathing,
just say something, okay?

1130
00:53:02,630 --> 00:53:05,098
-Ten-four. [breathes deeply]
-Okay, great, great, great.

1131
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,529
-Hey, um, that, uh...
-[Eddie gasps]

1132
00:53:07,631 --> 00:53:09,334
...that fort back there,
I was thinking--

1133
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:13,538
-[both groan]
-[suspenseful music playing]

1134
00:53:14,909 --> 00:53:17,311
Eddie! Eddie, Eddie?

1135
00:53:17,413 --> 00:53:20,246
Quick, give me a shot
of epinephrine in my pouch.

1136
00:53:20,482 --> 00:53:22,715
[Tommy] Geez, how much stuff
you got-- Oh, found it.

1137
00:53:22,850 --> 00:53:23,980
Okay, hold on...

1138
00:53:24,115 --> 00:53:25,451
Okay, now what?

1139
00:53:25,553 --> 00:53:28,153
Before you stab me,
you need to massage my thigh.

1140
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:31,523
-Um, nope.
-Do you want me to die?

1141
00:53:31,925 --> 00:53:32,851
Hmm, well--

1142
00:53:32,953 --> 00:53:34,559
You have to massage my leg
in the spot

1143
00:53:34,661 --> 00:53:36,492
where you're gonna stab me
in for at least ten seconds

1144
00:53:36,627 --> 00:53:39,097
-or it does not work.
-Okay. [groans]

1145
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,098
-[groans]
-[Eddie whimpers]

1146
00:53:43,467 --> 00:53:45,401
Oh, oh, that feels kind of nice.

1147
00:53:45,637 --> 00:53:47,569
-Please stop talking.
-[whimpers, pants]

1148
00:53:47,738 --> 00:53:49,541
Okay, uh, you might want to,
I don't know,

1149
00:53:49,676 --> 00:53:51,470
-say a prayer or something.
-[Eddie] Okay, all right,

1150
00:53:51,605 --> 00:53:52,874
let me grab my keys.

1151
00:53:53,276 --> 00:53:58,946
[both scream]

1152
00:53:59,782 --> 00:54:01,949
-My hand! [groans]
-You put in there!

1153
00:54:02,483 --> 00:54:04,187
[gasps, pants]

1154
00:54:04,289 --> 00:54:05,556
-Do it again.
-Again?

1155
00:54:05,691 --> 00:54:08,058
You have to stab me
in the legs or the buttocks

1156
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,422
or it does not work.

1157
00:54:10,058 --> 00:54:12,595
The legs it is,
let me dust this off real quick.

1158
00:54:12,697 --> 00:54:14,461
No, no, no,
I have a second pen in here.

1159
00:54:14,663 --> 00:54:16,436
-[gasps]
-Of course you do.

1160
00:54:17,372 --> 00:54:19,368
-Oh, hey. [groans, whimpers]
-Okay, okay.

1161
00:54:19,603 --> 00:54:21,336
-I'm starting to see Heaven.
-No.

1162
00:54:21,671 --> 00:54:23,844
Hey, hey,
Uncle Roy, is that you?

1163
00:54:24,146 --> 00:54:25,737
Do you still make
those flapjacks?

1164
00:54:25,906 --> 00:54:28,007
I want some flapjacks,
Uncle Roy.

1165
00:54:28,142 --> 00:54:30,414
-No, tell Roy to go away.
-Make it big flapjacks,

1166
00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:32,017
-Uncle Roy.
-No, no, don't take those.

1167
00:54:32,153 --> 00:54:33,580
Melt that butter, Uncle Roy.

1168
00:54:33,715 --> 00:54:35,452
Don't. You tell Roy to get away.

1169
00:54:35,554 --> 00:54:38,722
Roy, get away!
The kitchen's closed.

1170
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:42,693
[screams]

1171
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:46,499
[indistinct chatter]

1172
00:54:48,098 --> 00:54:49,095
Hmm.

1173
00:54:50,235 --> 00:54:52,068
-Huh?
-[pants]

1174
00:54:52,671 --> 00:54:55,275
-Wow, that thing works fast.
-[chuckles]

1175
00:54:55,377 --> 00:54:57,737
Yeah, that is pure adrenalin,
my friend.

1176
00:54:58,273 --> 00:55:00,474
-[mild tempo music playing]
-Hey, I want to go for a run.

1177
00:55:00,576 --> 00:55:01,776
You want to go for a run?

1178
00:55:01,878 --> 00:55:03,577
I want to go for one,
let's go for a run!

1179
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,949
Okay, hot pants,
why don't you...

1180
00:55:05,051 --> 00:55:06,453
Come on! [yelps]

1181
00:55:09,252 --> 00:55:10,457
[sighs]

1182
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:16,595
[Grace] Uh, finally,
some mother daughter time--

1183
00:55:16,731 --> 00:55:19,692
-Okay, okay, careful, Mom.
-[Grace] Ooh, that is slippery.

1184
00:55:20,061 --> 00:55:22,464
[Hannah] All right, okay,
Mom, okay, Mom.

1185
00:55:22,566 --> 00:55:23,564
[Grace] Just whatever you do,

1186
00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:24,731
-don't let go.
-[Hannah] Okay.

1187
00:55:24,866 --> 00:55:26,605
-[Corbin] Hey, there.
-Oh, hey.

1188
00:55:26,908 --> 00:55:27,904
[screams]

1189
00:55:28,974 --> 00:55:32,809
-Want to toss the 'bee around?
-Yeah, sure. Um, hey, Mom?

1190
00:55:33,715 --> 00:55:34,712
Mom?

1191
00:55:35,314 --> 00:55:36,647
[dramatic music playing]

1192
00:55:36,749 --> 00:55:39,750
Oh, okay, is it cool
if I go hang with Corbin?

1193
00:55:42,850 --> 00:55:44,453
-Thanks.
-[Corbin] After you.

1194
00:55:44,555 --> 00:55:47,258
Thank you, so how have you been?

1195
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,921
[Corbin] Uh, yeah, pretty good.

1196
00:55:49,023 --> 00:55:53,533
[Grace grunts] Come on,
come on, God.

1197
00:55:54,870 --> 00:55:55,997
I'm good.

1198
00:55:57,938 --> 00:55:58,934
[snorts]

1199
00:56:01,271 --> 00:56:02,509
[snorts]

1200
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,843
-Hey.
-Hmm?

1201
00:56:08,548 --> 00:56:10,182
-Were you tickling my face?
-[scoffs]

1202
00:56:10,551 --> 00:56:12,912
Yeah, I was,
I tried shaking you violently,

1203
00:56:13,014 --> 00:56:15,786
but all that did
was make me feel good.

1204
00:56:19,193 --> 00:56:20,752
[sighs] That's the way.

1205
00:56:20,854 --> 00:56:23,789
[mild tempo music playing]

1206
00:56:23,891 --> 00:56:26,632
[Tommy] That is not a trail.

1207
00:56:34,104 --> 00:56:36,610
[Eddie] The trail winds
to the left up there quite a bit

1208
00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:38,542
and I'm 100% positive

1209
00:56:38,644 --> 00:56:40,072
that if we cut through
these woods,

1210
00:56:40,174 --> 00:56:42,543
we will find ourselves
back on the trail

1211
00:56:42,778 --> 00:56:45,079
and probably ahead of the group.

1212
00:56:46,415 --> 00:56:47,785
[sighs]

1213
00:56:49,088 --> 00:56:50,117
[sighs]

1214
00:56:51,754 --> 00:56:54,556
Hey, buddy, come on. [chuckles]

1215
00:56:54,858 --> 00:56:57,130
This is our story
to tell our wives,

1216
00:56:57,232 --> 00:56:58,595
how we braved the wilderness

1217
00:56:58,697 --> 00:57:01,964
and fought our way back home.
[grunts]

1218
00:57:09,174 --> 00:57:10,170
Come on.

1219
00:57:12,674 --> 00:57:14,647
Come on. [whistles]

1220
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:17,412
Come, come.

1221
00:57:17,948 --> 00:57:20,815
Okay, but quit talking to me
like I'm a dog.

1222
00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:22,585
-[Eddie] Good boy, Tommy.
-Stop it.

1223
00:57:23,021 --> 00:57:28,562
Eight, ten, twelve, fourteen,
sixteen, eighteen...

1224
00:57:30,628 --> 00:57:32,060
Has anyone seen Tommy or Eddie?

1225
00:57:32,896 --> 00:57:37,131
-[confused chatter]
-Tommy, Eddie?

1226
00:57:42,207 --> 00:57:43,205
Oh, no.

1227
00:57:43,374 --> 00:57:46,745
[bird cawing]

1228
00:57:49,611 --> 00:57:50,609
[Tommy groaning]

1229
00:57:51,312 --> 00:57:53,251
I should have known better
than to trust you.

1230
00:57:53,453 --> 00:57:55,221
You have no idea where we are.

1231
00:57:55,323 --> 00:57:56,554
Well, good luck crossing that.

1232
00:57:56,656 --> 00:57:58,384
[Eddie] I've crossed it
a dozen times.

1233
00:57:58,919 --> 00:58:01,287
That, you've crossed that?

1234
00:58:05,396 --> 00:58:06,600
Things like it.

1235
00:58:07,466 --> 00:58:11,033
[mild tempo music playing]

1236
00:58:12,606 --> 00:58:15,976
[Eddie] Mentorship tip
numero uno,

1237
00:58:16,412 --> 00:58:17,839
never ask your kids
to do something

1238
00:58:17,941 --> 00:58:20,238
that you aren't willing
to do yourself.

1239
00:58:20,441 --> 00:58:23,614
In this illustration,
I will play the brave father

1240
00:58:23,716 --> 00:58:25,144
that has already conquered
the river,

1241
00:58:25,246 --> 00:58:27,484
and you will play
the scared little boy.

1242
00:58:27,619 --> 00:58:28,916
Just picture yourself as Henry.

1243
00:58:29,152 --> 00:58:31,083
Yeah, please don't talk
about my son. [sighs]

1244
00:58:31,219 --> 00:58:33,187
Your son,
he's the quiet, reclusive type.

1245
00:58:33,289 --> 00:58:36,627
If I've seen it once,
I've seen it 100,000 times.

1246
00:58:36,729 --> 00:58:38,659
If you do not
get a handle on this,

1247
00:58:39,028 --> 00:58:40,634
you're gonna have
a hoarder for a son.

1248
00:58:40,802 --> 00:58:43,029
Hey, Eddie, shut your mouth
before I shut it for you.

1249
00:58:43,131 --> 00:58:45,405
Today,
he is a quiet little bookworm.

1250
00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:47,902
Tomorrow,
he is stuck in an apartment

1251
00:58:48,004 --> 00:58:49,435
with a bunch of junk
that he bought

1252
00:58:49,537 --> 00:58:52,211
at a home shopping channel
with your credit card, bucko.

1253
00:58:52,313 --> 00:58:53,647
-Hey, Eddie.
-Yeah?

1254
00:58:53,916 --> 00:58:55,111
[groans]

1255
00:58:55,446 --> 00:58:56,447
[Eddie] No, no!

1256
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:59,250
-[grunts]
-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1257
00:58:59,352 --> 00:59:01,514
[sighs] My glasses.

1258
00:59:01,949 --> 00:59:03,749
-[grunts]
-[chuckles]

1259
00:59:04,051 --> 00:59:06,693
No, not my mustache! [gurgles]

1260
00:59:08,758 --> 00:59:11,061
[ominous music playing]

1261
00:59:11,263 --> 00:59:12,633
[yells]

1262
00:59:13,533 --> 00:59:16,197
-[grunts]
-[gasps, grunts]

1263
00:59:17,968 --> 00:59:21,501
-I am a chiropractor!
-[Tommy gasping]

1264
00:59:21,670 --> 00:59:22,874
[coughing]

1265
00:59:26,274 --> 00:59:28,077
-[Tommy] You're so dead.
-You don't know me.

1266
00:59:28,179 --> 00:59:32,618
No, who consecrates
a yurt with a harmonica song?

1267
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,919
I do, I do with pleasure,
with pleasure.

1268
00:59:37,021 --> 00:59:39,726
Well, it's not pleasurable
to anyone else!

1269
00:59:39,828 --> 00:59:43,928
You don't know anything!
Anything, anything, anything!

1270
00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:48,064
[Grace groaning]

1271
00:59:55,043 --> 00:59:56,039
Uh...

1272
00:59:57,673 --> 00:59:59,042
[Grace groans]

1273
00:59:59,709 --> 01:00:01,110
Mind if I join you?

1274
01:00:05,152 --> 01:00:06,148
Sure.

1275
01:00:08,052 --> 01:00:10,587
[Victoria] Do you want to
talk about it,

1276
01:00:10,689 --> 01:00:12,957
-or--
-No, no, I don't.

1277
01:00:13,326 --> 01:00:14,695
[Victoria] Okay.

1278
01:00:15,661 --> 01:00:17,057
I mean, no offense, but, like,

1279
01:00:17,226 --> 01:00:19,829
your marriage
is just a little too perfect

1280
01:00:20,165 --> 01:00:23,064
for me to, you know,
talk to you about my marriage.

1281
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,235
So I'm just,
I'm not even gonna go there.

1282
01:00:25,337 --> 01:00:26,198
[sobs]

1283
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:29,442
You know, like,
here's the thing, okay?

1284
01:00:29,544 --> 01:00:31,842
I thought
that we would come here

1285
01:00:31,978 --> 01:00:35,173
and that my family
would just magically become

1286
01:00:35,275 --> 01:00:36,678
the family
that I've always wanted

1287
01:00:36,780 --> 01:00:39,049
them to be. [sniffles]

1288
01:00:40,085 --> 01:00:42,287
Whatever you think about me
and my family, uh,

1289
01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:44,217
you know, things get
a lot more complicated

1290
01:00:44,319 --> 01:00:45,951
when you get a peek
behind the curtain, so.

1291
01:00:46,053 --> 01:00:48,758
[chuckles] Oh, please,

1292
01:00:49,027 --> 01:00:51,057
you're like
the perfect Christian family.

1293
01:00:51,493 --> 01:00:54,900
You even eat like Jesus
would eat, for crying out loud.

1294
01:00:55,466 --> 01:00:56,495
[sighs]

1295
01:00:57,670 --> 01:00:59,135
We're kind of falling apart.

1296
01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:02,303
Ooh, I just said that out loud.

1297
01:01:03,872 --> 01:01:05,141
We're falling apart.

1298
01:01:09,017 --> 01:01:10,014
Uh.

1299
01:01:10,812 --> 01:01:12,148
Okay, um...

1300
01:01:14,518 --> 01:01:15,514
go on.

1301
01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:18,687
I'm really good
at keeping our secret

1302
01:01:19,290 --> 01:01:22,024
and I put a smile on at church
and I pray and I pray

1303
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,793
and I pray, Grace, I pray,
and I have no voice.

1304
01:01:26,028 --> 01:01:27,227
I have no voice in my marriage,

1305
01:01:27,329 --> 01:01:29,030
and Eddie controls everything,
everything.

1306
01:01:29,132 --> 01:01:31,035
And I give my opinions,
but it's like

1307
01:01:31,137 --> 01:01:33,837
he doesn't even care, you know,
he doesn't even listen.

1308
01:01:34,239 --> 01:01:37,375
And I don't even have
the strength to make him care,

1309
01:01:37,477 --> 01:01:39,742
you know? [sighs]

1310
01:01:40,411 --> 01:01:43,047
And I don't know how much longer
I can go on feeling like...

1311
01:01:45,253 --> 01:01:46,248
I don't matter.

1312
01:01:51,184 --> 01:01:53,087
I did not see that coming.

1313
01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:57,893
-Sorry, that was like, blah.
-[Grace] Oh, no, it's okay.

1314
01:01:58,028 --> 01:02:00,559
Ladies,
I don't mean to interrupt,

1315
01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:02,935
but we have a problem.

1316
01:02:03,671 --> 01:02:09,007
-Get in line. [laughs]
-[laughs]

1317
01:02:09,575 --> 01:02:10,606
Oh, you're serious.

1318
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:15,574
[harmonica playing]

1319
01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:23,516
I can't find my lunch anywhere.

1320
01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:25,786
So let me get this straight.

1321
01:02:26,089 --> 01:02:27,623
You've got these
anti-hypothermia

1322
01:02:27,725 --> 01:02:28,926
space age blankets

1323
01:02:29,128 --> 01:02:31,727
in your backpack,
you've got an epinephrine shot,

1324
01:02:31,829 --> 01:02:32,996
a backup epinephrine shot,

1325
01:02:33,098 --> 01:02:35,732
but you got no map,
no compass, nothing?

1326
01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,133
<i>-Correctamundo.</i>
-[chuckles]

1327
01:02:37,235 --> 01:02:40,838
-[stomach growls]
-Oh, my stomach just ate itself.

1328
01:02:41,207 --> 01:02:42,940
[Eddie] Oh, I forgot to mention
that my blood sugar

1329
01:02:43,076 --> 01:02:45,109
was getting a little low,
so I ate your lunch.

1330
01:02:46,644 --> 01:02:47,579
Come again?

1331
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,141
I was addressing a medical need.

1332
01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,583
Hey, it's okay,<i> mi</i> amigo.

1333
01:02:51,986 --> 01:02:55,354
When God closes a door,
he opens a Chick-fil-A.

1334
01:02:55,756 --> 01:02:57,986
[chuckles]
So you stole my lunch?

1335
01:02:58,522 --> 01:03:01,923
This is amazing, you realize
we could die out here, right?

1336
01:03:02,158 --> 01:03:03,824
Whoa, bucko, hey,
we don't need to

1337
01:03:03,926 --> 01:03:05,060
look at it that way.

1338
01:03:05,196 --> 01:03:06,893
We need to look at this
as an opportunity

1339
01:03:06,995 --> 01:03:08,233
to grow our faith.

1340
01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:10,902
You know what,
the only reason I came

1341
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:13,333
on this stupid hike
was to grow my faith.

1342
01:03:13,435 --> 01:03:15,708
-Hey, let it out.
-[Tommy] Okay, I will.

1343
01:03:15,943 --> 01:03:18,206
You know, I thought
maybe I'd come out here,

1344
01:03:18,308 --> 01:03:20,446
he'd say something,
he'd show me something.

1345
01:03:20,548 --> 01:03:22,443
Instead, I'm stuck here

1346
01:03:22,578 --> 01:03:25,082
with Dr. Phil's demented
twin brother when I should be

1347
01:03:25,184 --> 01:03:27,716
back at the camp singing
"Kumbaya" with my family.

1348
01:03:27,951 --> 01:03:29,184
How's that make you feel?

1349
01:03:29,287 --> 01:03:31,288
I'll tell you
how it makes me feel, all right?

1350
01:03:31,456 --> 01:03:34,761
I feel like if God is in control
of all this, then I don't know

1351
01:03:34,863 --> 01:03:36,655
if I'm really
that interested in faith.

1352
01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:44,699
[harmonica playing]

1353
01:03:44,901 --> 01:03:46,337
Please stop that.

1354
01:03:47,007 --> 01:03:49,637
-[Eddie] Stop what?
-[harmonica playing]

1355
01:03:49,739 --> 01:03:50,736
That.

1356
01:03:51,005 --> 01:03:53,512
Stop this?

1357
01:03:53,781 --> 01:03:59,150
-[harmonica playing]
-Yes, that.

1358
01:04:01,586 --> 01:04:02,582
Can't.

1359
01:04:08,257 --> 01:04:10,593
-[Tommy] May I see that?
-Hmm?

1360
01:04:10,695 --> 01:04:12,163
Can I see that?

1361
01:04:15,633 --> 01:04:16,695
Thanks.

1362
01:04:20,071 --> 01:04:21,969
-[bird squawks]
-[Tommy chuckles]

1363
01:04:22,071 --> 01:04:24,106
[mild tempo music playing]

1364
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:26,507
What you gonna do now,
little bald man?

1365
01:04:28,748 --> 01:04:32,216
-[screeches]
-[grunts]

1366
01:04:32,849 --> 01:04:36,682
[screams]

1367
01:04:38,155 --> 01:04:42,356
-[grunts]
-[cell phone trilling]

1368
01:04:42,458 --> 01:04:44,096
[Tommy]<i> You've reached</i>
<i>Tommy Ackerman,</i>

1369
01:04:44,198 --> 01:04:45,932
<i>senior investment strategist</i>
<i>for Wiley and Edmund.</i>

1370
01:04:46,034 --> 01:04:49,662
<i>-I'm not available right now.</i>
-[indistinct chatter]

1371
01:04:51,704 --> 01:04:52,901
[Joel clears throat]

1372
01:04:53,270 --> 01:04:55,237
So we've got
the sheriff's office,

1373
01:04:55,473 --> 01:04:58,407
Park Services, and great team
of volunteers searching

1374
01:04:58,509 --> 01:05:01,039
for your husbands right now.
They're gonna be out there

1375
01:05:01,141 --> 01:05:03,414
for two hours...

1376
01:05:04,117 --> 01:05:06,118
but they're gonna hit it again,
first light.

1377
01:05:06,916 --> 01:05:08,186
And then what?

1378
01:05:11,093 --> 01:05:13,324
You know, these guys
are really good at what they do.

1379
01:05:14,093 --> 01:05:15,290
I think the best thing
for right now

1380
01:05:15,392 --> 01:05:19,131
-is if y'all stay put.
-We stay put, sure.

1381
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,266
We just sit still,
stay put, thank you for that.

1382
01:05:22,368 --> 01:05:24,366
We'll just stay put
while our husbands are out there

1383
01:05:24,468 --> 01:05:26,303
that have never been
out there before, like...

1384
01:05:28,805 --> 01:05:29,802
Joel?

1385
01:05:30,204 --> 01:05:33,543
[soft music playing]

1386
01:05:33,645 --> 01:05:34,773
[sighs]

1387
01:05:35,483 --> 01:05:36,478
Hey, Grace?

1388
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,349
They're coming back.

1389
01:05:40,147 --> 01:05:41,351
You hear me?

1390
01:05:43,218 --> 01:05:44,453
I really believe that.

1391
01:05:45,823 --> 01:05:47,159
I know that.

1392
01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:49,755
I'm gonna pray for us, okay?

1393
01:05:50,629 --> 01:05:51,658
Okay.

1394
01:05:52,727 --> 01:05:54,364
Sometimes I like to pray
in my prayer language,

1395
01:05:54,466 --> 01:05:58,401
-is that all right?
-Um, you mean like in tongues?

1396
01:05:59,839 --> 01:06:01,173
-Like in Spanish.
-Oh,

1397
01:06:01,275 --> 01:06:03,276
-yeah, that's good, that's good.
-[Victoria chuckles]

1398
01:06:03,378 --> 01:06:05,111
[sighs]

1399
01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:13,119
[praying in Spanish]

1400
01:06:14,281 --> 01:06:16,155
[continues praying]

1401
01:06:28,435 --> 01:06:33,502
-My dad plays the harmonica.
-Hmm, sounds like a good man.

1402
01:06:35,503 --> 01:06:37,275
He never really came
around much.

1403
01:06:38,878 --> 01:06:41,213
Still doesn't. [sighs]

1404
01:06:41,715 --> 01:06:42,781
And if I'm honest,

1405
01:06:43,017 --> 01:06:45,915
I'm just living out
my greatest fear

1406
01:06:46,017 --> 01:06:47,450
of becoming just like him.

1407
01:06:48,988 --> 01:06:50,684
And the older my kids get...

1408
01:06:52,989 --> 01:06:54,226
I realize, I...

1409
01:06:55,355 --> 01:06:56,558
I don't know them.

1410
01:07:00,234 --> 01:07:02,795
This may surprise you
to hear this, but, uh...

1411
01:07:03,496 --> 01:07:05,138
I was afraid to have kids.

1412
01:07:06,602 --> 01:07:08,174
My parents,
they did the best they could,

1413
01:07:08,276 --> 01:07:10,269
but they didn't really leave me
with the best blueprint

1414
01:07:10,371 --> 01:07:11,705
to raise my own kids with.

1415
01:07:13,811 --> 01:07:15,115
[sighs]

1416
01:07:16,184 --> 01:07:18,580
And then I saw the twins
in the delivery room...

1417
01:07:20,183 --> 01:07:21,517
holding each other...

1418
01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:24,388
and this...

1419
01:07:25,323 --> 01:07:27,191
extra valve
in my heart opened up,

1420
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:29,360
one I didn't even know
I had. [chuckles]

1421
01:07:31,193 --> 01:07:32,693
I love them so much.

1422
01:07:35,898 --> 01:07:38,699
And yet, I'm still afraid
I'm gonna mess them up somehow.

1423
01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:46,179
My grandmother always said
it's, uh, family...

1424
01:07:47,543 --> 01:07:49,548
it's God's plan
and our responsibility.

1425
01:07:49,984 --> 01:07:54,416
-Hmm. I like that.
-Hmm. Yeah.

1426
01:07:54,519 --> 01:07:56,782
Don't worry,<i> mi</i> amigo,
we are going to find

1427
01:07:56,884 --> 01:07:59,588
our way back home
to our families, I promise.

1428
01:08:01,159 --> 01:08:02,289
Now, that's a roaring fire.

1429
01:08:02,391 --> 01:08:03,656
[Tommy] Oh, quick, get them off!

1430
01:08:03,759 --> 01:08:05,324
-[Eddie] I'm trying! [grunts]
-[Tommy grunts]

1431
01:08:05,426 --> 01:08:06,526
-[Eddie] Ouch.
-Hot!

1432
01:08:06,628 --> 01:08:08,001
-[Eddie] Stomp them out!
-[Tommy] Hot!

1433
01:08:08,103 --> 01:08:11,230
-My leg hairs!
-[Eddie] Not today, Satan!

1434
01:08:11,332 --> 01:08:13,602
-No, no.
-[groans]

1435
01:08:16,304 --> 01:08:18,178
Oh, they look good.

1436
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:20,708
-Do they?
-Yeah.

1437
01:08:35,494 --> 01:08:37,362
[man over walkie talkie]
<i>Okay, Rescue Alpha.</i>

1438
01:08:37,464 --> 01:08:40,662
<i>We're gonna call it a night.</i>
<i>We'll be back at 0500.</i>

1439
01:08:50,644 --> 01:08:51,640
Okay.

1440
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,745
Look, I know
I don't ask for much, God...

1441
01:09:00,116 --> 01:09:01,320
because...

1442
01:09:02,786 --> 01:09:07,458
you know, I like to do
everything myself. [whimpers]

1443
01:09:12,030 --> 01:09:13,398
But it turns out...

1444
01:09:16,734 --> 01:09:21,901
that I really love him
and, um, and I need him, so...

1445
01:09:27,475 --> 01:09:28,843
please bring him home.

1446
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:33,979
[somber music playing]

1447
01:09:51,301 --> 01:09:53,867
[Tommy groans, sniffles]

1448
01:09:58,239 --> 01:09:59,642
[groans]

1449
01:10:01,412 --> 01:10:03,845
-Good morning.
-Hey, morning.

1450
01:10:04,381 --> 01:10:06,385
-Hope I didn't wake you.
-No.

1451
01:10:07,614 --> 01:10:08,816
[Eddie] How do I look?

1452
01:10:12,688 --> 01:10:16,329
-Fantastic.
-That's right, fantastic.

1453
01:10:17,361 --> 01:10:19,930
-Mom, Mom! [pants]
-What?

1454
01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:21,433
[Hannah] Henry's gone.

1455
01:10:22,366 --> 01:10:23,864
It says he went to go find dad.

1456
01:10:26,202 --> 01:10:30,907
[siren wailing]

1457
01:10:31,109 --> 01:10:34,380
[indistinct chatter]

1458
01:10:35,909 --> 01:10:37,981
Okay, we believe
the boy is most likely

1459
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,284
in this area here,

1460
01:10:39,586 --> 01:10:40,812
and the chances of survival
in this forest are falling

1461
01:10:40,914 --> 01:10:42,520
by the hour
for all three of them,

1462
01:10:42,956 --> 01:10:44,049
so we gotta move.

1463
01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:48,758
-[indistinct chatter]
-Grace, Grace!

1464
01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:52,365
-Grace. Grace!
-[Grace] What?

1465
01:10:53,234 --> 01:10:54,430
[Joel] I can't let you go
in there.

1466
01:10:54,566 --> 01:10:57,228
[scoffs] You say that like
you can stop me.

1467
01:10:57,630 --> 01:10:58,864
My son is out there.

1468
01:10:59,067 --> 01:11:00,902
I understand, that's why
we're doubling our efforts.

1469
01:11:01,004 --> 01:11:02,934
Yeah, that's great, it's just
not good enough, it's not.

1470
01:11:03,037 --> 01:11:05,438
[Joel] Grace,
that's not just some city park

1471
01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:06,638
you're walking into there.

1472
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,712
It's the Ouachita
National Forest,

1473
01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:11,681
some of the roughest terrain
you'll ever encounter, Grace!

1474
01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:14,882
God knows
every square inch of it.

1475
01:11:16,353 --> 01:11:17,687
He knows where they are.

1476
01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:24,028
[soft music playing]

1477
01:11:24,164 --> 01:11:26,025
So when is he gonna tell us?

1478
01:11:30,502 --> 01:11:32,297
Cookie,
I need to borrow your truck.

1479
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,305
-What for?
-It's an emergency.

1480
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,442
Oh, it sounds like
my kind of party.

1481
01:11:37,878 --> 01:11:38,906
[clattering]

1482
01:11:43,711 --> 01:11:45,313
[Cookie] So, where are we going?

1483
01:11:45,783 --> 01:11:47,684
[Joel] We've got a little boy
to go rescue.

1484
01:11:53,361 --> 01:11:55,553
[Eddie]<i> Mentorship lesson</i>
numero dos.

1485
01:11:55,989 --> 01:11:57,997
Tell me about this,
uh, cell phone

1486
01:11:58,099 --> 01:11:59,292
that you always seem to be on.

1487
01:11:59,761 --> 01:12:01,561
[Tommy] This is amazing,
we're here

1488
01:12:01,663 --> 01:12:02,729
in the middle of the woods,

1489
01:12:02,964 --> 01:12:04,669
and yet I still seem
to have a nagging wife.

1490
01:12:04,771 --> 01:12:06,934
[Eddie] Well, at least you have
a wife that cares enough to nag.

1491
01:12:07,570 --> 01:12:09,737
[Tommy] Um, it's my job, right?

1492
01:12:09,839 --> 01:12:12,137
I mean, some people
work in construction,

1493
01:12:12,239 --> 01:12:14,780
some people work in a classroom.
I do most of my work

1494
01:12:14,882 --> 01:12:15,878
on the phone.

1495
01:12:16,547 --> 01:12:17,846
[Eddie]
How do you set boundaries?

1496
01:12:19,117 --> 01:12:20,112
For what?

1497
01:12:21,181 --> 01:12:24,256
Well, I mean, if you work
in a construction yard,

1498
01:12:24,358 --> 01:12:25,620
you wouldn't be driving
the bulldozer

1499
01:12:25,722 --> 01:12:27,790
to the dinner table,
now would you, no.

1500
01:12:30,130 --> 01:12:31,563
Try using the sharp side.

1501
01:12:33,395 --> 01:12:35,366
Hmm, hmm.

1502
01:12:35,735 --> 01:12:39,201
Yeah, it's not that easy, okay?
I'm up for a promotion.

1503
01:12:39,737 --> 01:12:41,200
If I get it,
it changes everything, right?

1504
01:12:41,302 --> 01:12:44,142
I mean, who doesn't want to
not have to worry about money?

1505
01:12:44,578 --> 01:12:46,407
Get a new house,
a new car, don't have to worry

1506
01:12:46,509 --> 01:12:48,178
about retirement, I mean--

1507
01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:50,577
-ATVs! [chuckles]
-ATVs?

1508
01:12:50,812 --> 01:12:54,553
-Hmm, what, ATVs?
-Help, somebody!

1509
01:12:55,219 --> 01:12:56,485
Please help!

1510
01:12:56,587 --> 01:12:58,056
Hey, hey, hey,
come on, let's go.

1511
01:12:58,158 --> 01:12:59,390
[mild tempo music playing]

1512
01:12:59,492 --> 01:13:02,026
No, no, this has
"Thou shalt not steal."

1513
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,262
Written all over it.

1514
01:13:03,531 --> 01:13:05,129
We can cover ten times
the area with these, okay?

1515
01:13:05,231 --> 01:13:06,431
We'll be back by dinner.

1516
01:13:06,767 --> 01:13:08,626
Four wheelers just don't appear
in the middle of nowhere.

1517
01:13:08,762 --> 01:13:10,030
They belong to somebody.

1518
01:13:12,335 --> 01:13:13,402
Okay, okay.

1519
01:13:13,737 --> 01:13:16,370
I'm sorry, I just,
I missed my family,

1520
01:13:16,505 --> 01:13:18,808
and I'm so hungry.

1521
01:13:22,677 --> 01:13:24,484
Tonight is taco night.

1522
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:28,620
No, it's stealing.

1523
01:13:32,259 --> 01:13:34,791
I forgot about the guacamole.

1524
01:13:36,690 --> 01:13:38,590
No, no, it's wrong.

1525
01:13:38,825 --> 01:13:42,634
[mild tempo music playing]

1526
01:13:43,135 --> 01:13:44,133
[Henry]<i> Dad?</i>

1527
01:13:44,268 --> 01:13:46,165
[bird chirping]

1528
01:13:46,433 --> 01:13:47,705
Dad!

1529
01:13:49,571 --> 01:13:52,471
[leaves rustling]

1530
01:13:52,573 --> 01:13:56,648
[crows cawing]

1531
01:13:57,148 --> 01:13:58,243
Hello?

1532
01:14:06,660 --> 01:14:09,821
Okay, I'm done waiting,
we're losing daylight.

1533
01:14:09,923 --> 01:14:11,861
-It's now or never.
-Hmm.

1534
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:15,931
-[dart whooshes]
-[groans]

1535
01:14:25,547 --> 01:14:27,206
-Did you say something? [yelps]
-[dart whooshes]

1536
01:14:30,415 --> 01:14:31,881
Well, hey, little fella.

1537
01:14:33,818 --> 01:14:37,920
Who's daddy's big boy?
I'm daddy's big boy.

1538
01:14:41,754 --> 01:14:43,057
[Eddie] Tommy?

1539
01:14:45,163 --> 01:14:46,258
Tommy!

1540
01:14:48,529 --> 01:14:49,767
Tommy!

1541
01:14:52,307 --> 01:14:56,075
-Tommy!
-Please, stop screaming.

1542
01:14:56,644 --> 01:14:59,272
-My head's killing me.
-My legs feel like jelly.

1543
01:14:59,874 --> 01:15:01,647
[Slim] That's the tranquilizer.

1544
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,577
Now it's rated
for a 700-pound primate.

1545
01:15:07,213 --> 01:15:08,719
You're liable to feel
a little weak

1546
01:15:08,821 --> 01:15:11,919
-in the knees for a spell.
-Wait, I know you guys.

1547
01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:15,991
Yeah, yeah, you're on that,
uh, you're on that TV show,

1548
01:15:16,093 --> 01:15:19,160
<i>-The Bigfoot Hunters.</i>
-Always nice to meet a fan.

1549
01:15:19,696 --> 01:15:21,529
They tried to steal our ATVs,

1550
01:15:21,698 --> 01:15:23,364
-you cornball joker.
-[gasps]

1551
01:15:23,633 --> 01:15:25,097
I retract my statement.

1552
01:15:25,199 --> 01:15:26,704
We're... we're not...
we're not thieves.

1553
01:15:26,806 --> 01:15:28,503
We're just trying
to get back to our families.

1554
01:15:28,705 --> 01:15:30,407
But, you see, I got one little

1555
01:15:30,576 --> 01:15:32,040
-teensy tiny problem.
-One.

1556
01:15:32,142 --> 01:15:36,374
You see, I ain't never
met a thief who weren't a liar.

1557
01:15:37,683 --> 01:15:40,753
Wow, I could sew that
on a pillow.

1558
01:15:41,355 --> 01:15:42,850
-Thank you.
-I'm sorry, um,

1559
01:15:42,952 --> 01:15:44,985
-were you calling him a liar?
-I did.

1560
01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:47,426
That man is my friend
and he is no liar,

1561
01:15:47,528 --> 01:15:48,825
and if you're calling
him a liar,

1562
01:15:49,027 --> 01:15:51,596
you're calling me a liar,
and nobody calls me a liar.

1563
01:15:51,698 --> 01:15:53,325
-Stop talking.
-You know what, we're fine.

1564
01:15:53,427 --> 01:15:57,769
You can go on your way,
just skedaddle. Good day, sirs.

1565
01:16:00,107 --> 01:16:01,674
I said good day.

1566
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:03,438
[Slim] All right.

1567
01:16:03,807 --> 01:16:05,442
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Bye now.

1568
01:16:05,544 --> 01:16:07,409
He... he's just kidding, okay?

1569
01:16:07,678 --> 01:16:09,775
We... we love your show, we do.

1570
01:16:10,077 --> 01:16:11,514
-Oh.
-[Eddie] I'm not kidding,

1571
01:16:11,616 --> 01:16:12,911
fame has gone to your head.

1572
01:16:13,246 --> 01:16:16,920
No one watches your TV show,
now scram.

1573
01:16:17,523 --> 01:16:18,552
-[exhales]
-[Slim] Come on.

1574
01:16:18,887 --> 01:16:20,286
Please tell them you're kidding.

1575
01:16:20,421 --> 01:16:22,255
-Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
-[Slim] Give me your honey pot.

1576
01:16:22,424 --> 01:16:24,729
-But you said you wasn't hungry.
-The honey pot ain't for me,

1577
01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:27,667
you doofus McSpaz-a-tron,
come on. Hand it over.

1578
01:16:28,566 --> 01:16:31,099
[mild tempo music playing]

1579
01:16:31,633 --> 01:16:35,774
Now. [laughs]

1580
01:16:38,713 --> 01:16:42,544
Now, these woods,
this is home to a lot more

1581
01:16:42,646 --> 01:16:44,816
than just deer and coyote.

1582
01:16:45,746 --> 01:16:47,813
Mm, mm, mm.

1583
01:16:48,116 --> 01:16:49,687
Now, we'll come back
and untie you

1584
01:16:49,789 --> 01:16:52,351
in a day or two
when we're done squatching,

1585
01:16:52,654 --> 01:16:53,858
that is...

1586
01:16:55,089 --> 01:16:57,389
if you ain't already
been tooked.

1587
01:17:02,831 --> 01:17:03,828
[Tommy] Please don't go!

1588
01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:05,731
-That was scary.
-[chuckles]

1589
01:17:05,867 --> 01:17:08,235
Please, don't leave us!

1590
01:17:10,074 --> 01:17:13,172
Look on the bright side,
we got our honey, huh?

1591
01:17:13,275 --> 01:17:15,748
You don't understand,
they were our last hope.

1592
01:17:17,379 --> 01:17:19,618
I'm starting to think
you don't want to be rescued.

1593
01:17:19,721 --> 01:17:21,653
Well, clearly
I was using reverse psychology,

1594
01:17:21,755 --> 01:17:23,316
and clearly I still need
some practice at it.

1595
01:17:23,418 --> 01:17:26,389
The only thing that is clear
to me is how clueless

1596
01:17:26,491 --> 01:17:27,692
you actually are.

1597
01:17:27,928 --> 01:17:30,120
I mean, you can't be normal
for one minute, can you?

1598
01:17:30,423 --> 01:17:32,189
Everything that comes out
of your mouth

1599
01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:35,132
causes every bit of me
to cringe.

1600
01:17:35,668 --> 01:17:37,097
It... it's like...
It... it's like

1601
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,438
your head is just
a... a giant cheese grater

1602
01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:41,901
and I'm lactose intolerant.

1603
01:17:42,003 --> 01:17:43,235
When you open up your mouth,

1604
01:17:43,404 --> 01:17:46,411
it's just grade A cheddar
just starts coming out.

1605
01:17:46,513 --> 01:17:48,478
It's just. [imitates vomiting]

1606
01:17:48,713 --> 01:17:50,043
And in the midst of all of that,

1607
01:17:50,145 --> 01:17:52,211
I have to ask this question,
who...

1608
01:17:52,413 --> 01:17:55,453
who greets people
by giving them back adjustments?

1609
01:17:55,555 --> 01:17:57,515
Who in the world does that?

1610
01:17:59,253 --> 01:18:02,189
-Well, I do.
-Listen, do me a favor.

1611
01:18:02,358 --> 01:18:04,492
The next time you have
something that you just have

1612
01:18:04,594 --> 01:18:06,429
to say, don't,

1613
01:18:06,864 --> 01:18:09,527
because nobody
wants to hear you.

1614
01:18:13,834 --> 01:18:15,038
I get it.

1615
01:18:17,343 --> 01:18:18,338
I get it.

1616
01:18:22,248 --> 01:18:23,282
[sighs]

1617
01:18:23,818 --> 01:18:25,712
You're the guy
that always gets picked, right?

1618
01:18:25,848 --> 01:18:27,386
[somber music playing]

1619
01:18:27,588 --> 01:18:29,121
[Eddie] Never left
standing there,

1620
01:18:29,924 --> 01:18:32,550
the third wheel in a bunch
of two-man buddy systems.

1621
01:18:36,964 --> 01:18:42,065
Always invited to lunch,
always invited to the parties.

1622
01:18:43,337 --> 01:18:44,463
And then there's me.

1623
01:18:49,838 --> 01:18:52,405
Clueless, cringey...

1624
01:18:54,910 --> 01:18:56,849
not normal Eddie Sanders.

1625
01:18:57,946 --> 01:18:59,511
I've got news for you.

1626
01:19:01,922 --> 01:19:06,089
God doesn't make junk,
and that includes me.

1627
01:19:09,224 --> 01:19:11,061
No matter what
you may think of me...

1628
01:19:12,926 --> 01:19:14,163
I'm not junk.

1629
01:19:21,843 --> 01:19:23,872
[Hannah] I just don't know
what I would do...

1630
01:19:24,441 --> 01:19:27,776
-if it was just me and mom.
-Look, they're gonna find them.

1631
01:19:28,045 --> 01:19:31,015
Everything will be okay,
I'm sure of it.

1632
01:19:34,887 --> 01:19:36,716
What are you...
what are you doing?

1633
01:19:37,352 --> 01:19:40,860
-Come on, don't be a tease.
-Excuse me?

1634
01:19:42,524 --> 01:19:47,461
Uh, okay, cool, um,
I'll catch you around, I guess.

1635
01:19:47,597 --> 01:19:48,626
[scoffs]

1636
01:19:50,633 --> 01:19:51,629
[gasps]

1637
01:19:56,705 --> 01:19:58,042
[sobs]

1638
01:20:04,210 --> 01:20:06,281
Wha... what? [screams]

1639
01:20:07,687 --> 01:20:09,647
Yeah, see you around, I guess.

1640
01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:18,062
-[Grace]<i> Henry!</i>
-[Joel]<i> Henry!</i>

1641
01:20:19,631 --> 01:20:20,933
[Grace]<i> Henry!</i>

1642
01:20:23,697 --> 01:20:25,636
[man on walkie talkie]
<i>Headquarters here, go ahead,</i>

1643
01:20:25,739 --> 01:20:27,137
<i>-Rescue Alpha.</i>
-[radio static]

1644
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,366
[Rescue Alpha]<i> We're setting</i>
<i>it down for the night.</i>

1645
01:20:28,468 --> 01:20:30,135
<i>The trail ran cold</i>
<i>over an hour ago</i>

1646
01:20:30,237 --> 01:20:31,772
<i>and the dogs are getting tired.</i>

1647
01:20:31,874 --> 01:20:35,310
[soft music playing]

1648
01:20:38,813 --> 01:20:40,018
[grunts]

1649
01:20:42,487 --> 01:20:45,485
[sobs]

1650
01:20:58,168 --> 01:21:04,042
-[crickets chirping]
-[owl hooting]

1651
01:21:11,178 --> 01:21:12,644
-[leaves rustle]
-[gasps]

1652
01:21:14,783 --> 01:21:15,988
Hello?

1653
01:21:16,817 --> 01:21:18,056
Dad?

1654
01:21:19,019 --> 01:21:20,223
Is that you?

1655
01:21:22,225 --> 01:21:24,391
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

1656
01:21:24,493 --> 01:21:27,299
I got you on camera,
so you can just come out...

1657
01:21:27,401 --> 01:21:28,496
[wolf howling]

1658
01:21:28,699 --> 01:21:29,698
...please?

1659
01:21:29,900 --> 01:21:33,604
[mild tempo music playing]

1660
01:21:33,906 --> 01:21:37,573
-[grunts, pants]
-[leaves rustling]

1661
01:21:37,675 --> 01:21:39,872
[wolves howling]

1662
01:21:39,974 --> 01:21:41,979
Wolves? [pants]

1663
01:21:42,114 --> 01:21:48,383
Wolves, wolves,
help, help! There's wolves!

1664
01:21:49,522 --> 01:21:53,685
[screams]

1665
01:21:57,057 --> 01:21:58,261
[Joel] Henry?

1666
01:22:04,801 --> 01:22:07,765
[Eddie snores]

1667
01:22:10,910 --> 01:22:12,610
-[grass rustling]
-[snorts]

1668
01:22:12,779 --> 01:22:16,246
[suspenseful music playing]

1669
01:22:19,284 --> 01:22:22,782
Hey, I'm really sorry
about what I said earlier.

1670
01:22:23,618 --> 01:22:25,620
-It's fine, whatever.
-I just don't want to die

1671
01:22:25,723 --> 01:22:26,718
out here.

1672
01:22:29,559 --> 01:22:32,625
[Eddie] It may be happening
sooner than you think.

1673
01:22:34,468 --> 01:22:37,536
[beaver grunts]

1674
01:22:38,072 --> 01:22:41,568
-Oh, well, hello, little fella.
-[beaver sniffs]

1675
01:22:42,137 --> 01:22:47,376
Who's a good boy? [groans]

1676
01:22:47,975 --> 01:22:51,512
[sobs]

1677
01:23:08,933 --> 01:23:10,465
I need one more chance.

1678
01:23:14,772 --> 01:23:15,767
I get it now.

1679
01:23:18,712 --> 01:23:20,706
Grace, Hannah, Henry...

1680
01:23:22,274 --> 01:23:23,478
they need me.

1681
01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:28,252
And I think
for the first time in my life...

1682
01:23:29,490 --> 01:23:30,485
I'm ready.

1683
01:23:33,956 --> 01:23:35,259
I'm ready, God.

1684
01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:43,135
I've been going
in so many directions.

1685
01:23:48,236 --> 01:23:49,834
I need to find true north.

1686
01:23:53,879 --> 01:23:55,312
So if you'll have me...

1687
01:23:57,410 --> 01:23:58,843
I'll give you everything.

1688
01:24:03,850 --> 01:24:07,423
[sniffles] Just please give me
one more chance.

1689
01:24:09,828 --> 01:24:12,461
[beaver clicking]

1690
01:24:13,467 --> 01:24:15,732
[grunts]

1691
01:24:16,435 --> 01:24:21,738
Eddie, Eddie, the ropes,
they just broke, it's a miracle!

1692
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,000
-[chuckles]
-Oh.

1693
01:24:23,670 --> 01:24:26,006
Well, well,
yeah, it's a miracle.

1694
01:24:26,108 --> 01:24:27,276
[chuckles] I mean,

1695
01:24:27,445 --> 01:24:29,945
it's been like
a... a nonstop prayer service

1696
01:24:30,047 --> 01:24:31,348
on this side of the tree.

1697
01:24:33,281 --> 01:24:34,483
Have you been crying?

1698
01:24:36,382 --> 01:24:37,585
You've been crying.

1699
01:24:39,626 --> 01:24:40,621
A little help?

1700
01:24:41,595 --> 01:24:44,189
[birds chirping]

1701
01:24:44,324 --> 01:24:48,893
[soft music playing]

1702
01:24:53,102 --> 01:24:55,672
-[sobs]
-Mom, Mom!

1703
01:24:55,807 --> 01:24:58,243
Henry. [sobs]

1704
01:24:59,478 --> 01:25:02,473
[Henry] I'm so sorry,
I looked for him all night.

1705
01:25:02,576 --> 01:25:05,382
-I tried so hard. [sobs]
-[sobs]

1706
01:25:06,953 --> 01:25:10,222
I couldn't find him. Sorry.

1707
01:25:11,955 --> 01:25:12,950
Thank you.

1708
01:25:17,858 --> 01:25:20,024
Me and you are gonna have
kids like that one day.

1709
01:25:20,192 --> 01:25:21,398
Hmm?

1710
01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:25,370
[coughs, clears throat]

1711
01:25:25,639 --> 01:25:29,466
[birds chirping]

1712
01:25:29,602 --> 01:25:31,136
[suspenseful music playing]

1713
01:25:31,238 --> 01:25:33,839
[Beef snores]

1714
01:25:38,849 --> 01:25:41,314
[snores]

1715
01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:43,013
I don't feel good about this.

1716
01:25:43,649 --> 01:25:45,620
It's our only chance, come on.

1717
01:25:46,527 --> 01:25:48,623
[snores]

1718
01:25:59,066 --> 01:26:00,272
Hmm.

1719
01:26:00,937 --> 01:26:01,966
[gasps]

1720
01:26:05,209 --> 01:26:06,910
They've got cheddar wieners.

1721
01:26:07,179 --> 01:26:09,141
-[snores, snorts]
-Get over here.

1722
01:26:09,243 --> 01:26:10,514
Do you want one?

1723
01:26:11,383 --> 01:26:14,814
See, Mr. Beef,
I told you them was thieves.

1724
01:26:15,656 --> 01:26:17,751
Beef. Beef.

1725
01:26:19,026 --> 01:26:21,221
-[grunts]
-Morning. [coughs]

1726
01:26:21,590 --> 01:26:23,262
[Slim] Put him in a choker,
will you?

1727
01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:26,125
Thought you could
pull one over on us.

1728
01:26:26,227 --> 01:26:27,629
No, look ahead.

1729
01:26:30,136 --> 01:26:33,030
-[grunts] Hi.
-Oh, hello again.

1730
01:26:35,308 --> 01:26:37,843
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. [chuckles]

1731
01:26:38,345 --> 01:26:40,404
You wouldn't want to leave
your friend behind now,

1732
01:26:40,873 --> 01:26:42,847
-would you?
-Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

1733
01:26:43,417 --> 01:26:47,511
Come on, now, step away
from it nice and slow like.

1734
01:26:47,679 --> 01:26:51,752
Yeah, nice and slow like.

1735
01:26:52,354 --> 01:26:54,755
[Slim] Well, well, well.

1736
01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,829
What we gonna do
with these two now?

1737
01:26:58,031 --> 01:26:59,927
Don't do anything crazy, okay?

1738
01:27:00,664 --> 01:27:04,495
Just, um, think...
think about your TV show.

1739
01:27:04,697 --> 01:27:07,136
-Oh, show's over.
-Huh?

1740
01:27:07,238 --> 01:27:08,404
Yeah, the network canceled it.

1741
01:27:08,506 --> 01:27:10,772
Is it because
you couldn't find bigfoot?

1742
01:27:11,141 --> 01:27:12,174
You watch it too?

1743
01:27:12,810 --> 01:27:15,072
Let me ask you something.
You know what it's like to have

1744
01:27:15,174 --> 01:27:19,516
your dream come true
reality TV show canceled, huh?

1745
01:27:20,116 --> 01:27:22,320
Do you? Do you!

1746
01:27:22,422 --> 01:27:25,522
Uh, it's... it's just a really
specific question.

1747
01:27:25,957 --> 01:27:27,219
No, huh, no.

1748
01:27:27,721 --> 01:27:30,528
Well, it's very difficult.
[grunts]

1749
01:27:30,930 --> 01:27:32,023
It's very difficult.

1750
01:27:33,796 --> 01:27:36,731
And now I think
I'm gonna have to cancel you.

1751
01:27:38,469 --> 01:27:40,603
Wait, that was unloaded
the whole time?

1752
01:27:41,038 --> 01:27:44,673
[screams]

1753
01:27:45,074 --> 01:27:46,240
Bigfoot!

1754
01:27:46,342 --> 01:27:47,538
-What?
-Where, where?

1755
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,779
-Eddie, run!
-[screams]

1756
01:27:49,882 --> 01:27:52,314
[screams]

1757
01:27:52,617 --> 01:27:56,385
-I'll never walk again!
-Sir, please don't go.

1758
01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:58,421
-[Eddie] No, you don't. L2.
-[grunts]

1759
01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:00,925
-[Eddie] L4. And sleep.
-[grunts, groans]

1760
01:28:01,628 --> 01:28:07,432
-Eddie, you're a murderer.
-No, Tommy, I'm a chiropractor.

1761
01:28:07,734 --> 01:28:08,800
Oh, oh.

1762
01:28:08,902 --> 01:28:12,129
[rock music playing]

1763
01:28:20,780 --> 01:28:22,975
Come on!

1764
01:28:25,446 --> 01:28:30,620
You are not Rambo.

1765
01:28:36,697 --> 01:28:38,122
[pants]

1766
01:28:39,527 --> 01:28:41,565
Pull to the left, baby.

1767
01:28:45,706 --> 01:28:47,472
[gasps]

1768
01:28:48,941 --> 01:28:50,068
[exhales, gasps]

1769
01:28:53,109 --> 01:28:54,345
Drive!

1770
01:28:54,514 --> 01:28:56,177
-Come on, it's gonna blow! Whoa!
-[Beef] I got you,

1771
01:28:56,279 --> 01:28:57,178
little Squatchie.

1772
01:28:57,280 --> 01:29:00,883
[both scream, pant]

1773
01:29:01,019 --> 01:29:04,621
[both wail]

1774
01:29:05,524 --> 01:29:07,488
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles] That was amazing,

1775
01:29:07,624 --> 01:29:10,455
-Eddie, you did it.
-No, we did it.

1776
01:29:10,557 --> 01:29:13,828
[both laugh, cheer]

1777
01:29:17,364 --> 01:29:20,098
[sniffs]

1778
01:29:27,145 --> 01:29:28,608
[beaver clicking]

1779
01:29:28,944 --> 01:29:30,675
-Stop, stop, beaver, stop!
-[beaver clicking]

1780
01:29:30,777 --> 01:29:32,178
-Whoa!
-[Eddie] Watch out!

1781
01:29:32,347 --> 01:29:35,147
[beaver screams]

1782
01:29:35,416 --> 01:29:37,984
[both scream]

1783
01:29:40,224 --> 01:29:44,892
[both grunt, groan]

1784
01:29:46,427 --> 01:29:49,633
[beaver groans]

1785
01:29:54,405 --> 01:29:57,705
-[Tommy groans]
-[screams]

1786
01:29:57,940 --> 01:30:00,309
[Eddie] Bees, uh, I hate you,
I hate you, bees.

1787
01:30:00,611 --> 01:30:02,806
I hate them,
I hate the bees! [screams]

1788
01:30:02,908 --> 01:30:04,549
Hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on.

1789
01:30:05,712 --> 01:30:06,914
If that's the bees...

1790
01:30:09,114 --> 01:30:11,420
-this is the trail
-We found the trail?

1791
01:30:11,689 --> 01:30:13,188
-We found the trail.
-We found the trail.

1792
01:30:13,290 --> 01:30:14,524
[both cheer, laugh]

1793
01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:16,186
[both] We found the trail,
we found the trail!

1794
01:30:16,288 --> 01:30:17,858
[both] We found the trail,
we found the trail.

1795
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:19,559
[both] We found the trail,
we found the trail.

1796
01:30:19,661 --> 01:30:22,561
[both grunting rhythmically]

1797
01:30:22,663 --> 01:30:24,432
[mild tempo music playing]

1798
01:30:24,534 --> 01:30:25,496
-That just happened.
-Yeah.

1799
01:30:25,598 --> 01:30:26,899
[birds chirping]

1800
01:30:27,001 --> 01:30:28,637
Oh, let me gather
this stuff right here.

1801
01:30:28,739 --> 01:30:30,273
-I'll help you.
-You get going here, okay?

1802
01:30:30,375 --> 01:30:31,474
No, you don't need to help.

1803
01:30:31,576 --> 01:30:32,806
-No, it's good.
-You don't need to help,

1804
01:30:32,909 --> 01:30:35,041
-I got-- I just need to--
-[Tommy] I got it.

1805
01:30:38,512 --> 01:30:39,716
What is this?

1806
01:30:41,782 --> 01:30:43,148
I didn't know it was in there.

1807
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:48,857
Hey.

1808
01:30:49,525 --> 01:30:51,590
Hey! Look me in the eyes

1809
01:30:51,692 --> 01:30:52,993
-and say that.
-[sighs]

1810
01:31:02,935 --> 01:31:05,236
I... I didn't know-- Okay, okay.

1811
01:31:08,676 --> 01:31:10,010
We were never really lost.

1812
01:31:12,017 --> 01:31:13,013
I, uh...

1813
01:31:14,388 --> 01:31:16,115
I knew where we were
the whole time.

1814
01:31:17,090 --> 01:31:18,150
Of course you did.

1815
01:31:18,852 --> 01:31:20,757
-You see, the truth is--
-No.

1816
01:31:22,192 --> 01:31:23,188
Don't.

1817
01:31:24,263 --> 01:31:25,256
I don't want to hear it.

1818
01:31:28,566 --> 01:31:30,701
Victoria doesn't love me
anymore!

1819
01:31:34,970 --> 01:31:37,538
[Tommy sighs]
What are you talking about?

1820
01:31:37,773 --> 01:31:40,576
She... she doesn't
love me anymore.

1821
01:31:40,678 --> 01:31:42,345
We're just...
we're just roommates,

1822
01:31:42,447 --> 01:31:43,846
just... just raising our kids.

1823
01:31:45,651 --> 01:31:49,218
Divorce isn't an option,
so we just exist.

1824
01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,688
[soft music playing]

1825
01:31:51,790 --> 01:31:53,791
She doesn't even want
to be around me... [sobs]

1826
01:31:53,893 --> 01:31:56,189
...so I just, uh, I just thought
if... if they'd think... [sobs]

1827
01:31:56,291 --> 01:32:00,225
...that I was hurt or even dead
and then miraculously returned,

1828
01:32:00,327 --> 01:32:02,601
-then things would be--
-No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1829
01:32:06,098 --> 01:32:08,068
Let me make sure
I understand this.

1830
01:32:09,169 --> 01:32:12,809
You're stuck
in a passionless marriage...

1831
01:32:13,810 --> 01:32:17,377
so you dragged me,
a complete stranger,

1832
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:22,049
into this twisted,
manipulated, made up story.

1833
01:32:22,885 --> 01:32:24,620
You almost
get the both of us killed.

1834
01:32:24,722 --> 01:32:28,158
At the least,
you wreck our wives

1835
01:32:28,327 --> 01:32:30,261
and children, for what?

1836
01:32:30,697 --> 01:32:32,722
So you can come in
and sweep her off her feet?

1837
01:32:33,525 --> 01:32:36,126
Hmm, well, I don't know
about sweeping her off her feet,

1838
01:32:36,228 --> 01:32:37,735
but I really thought
if we could--

1839
01:32:41,339 --> 01:32:42,366
Your wife was right.

1840
01:32:43,235 --> 01:32:44,872
No, we have to finish
this together.

1841
01:32:44,974 --> 01:32:48,009
-We're finished.
-I can't go back by myself.

1842
01:32:53,583 --> 01:32:54,950
You stay away from me.

1843
01:33:00,456 --> 01:33:01,891
Oh, God, no.

1844
01:33:12,035 --> 01:33:15,036
-[Joel] Hey. Here you go.
-[gasps] Thank you.

1845
01:33:23,009 --> 01:33:24,749
[Hannah] Hey, come on, it's dad!

1846
01:33:25,284 --> 01:33:26,248
[Joel] There he is.

1847
01:33:26,350 --> 01:33:31,253
[crowd applaud]

1848
01:33:31,522 --> 01:33:34,154
[Grace] Tommy? Tommy!

1849
01:33:35,658 --> 01:33:36,689
-Tommy!
-Grace, Grace!

1850
01:33:36,791 --> 01:33:38,496
-Tommy, Tommy?
-Grace?

1851
01:33:38,598 --> 01:33:41,495
-[chuckles]
-[crowd cheer, applaud]

1852
01:33:41,597 --> 01:33:42,698
I thought you were--

1853
01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:45,737
I'm never leaving you again,
never. [sobs]

1854
01:33:48,702 --> 01:33:49,670
[Hannah] Dad!

1855
01:33:49,773 --> 01:33:53,041
-Oh, come here.
-[all chuckle]

1856
01:33:55,682 --> 01:33:57,148
[Henry] I was looking for you
in the woods

1857
01:33:57,250 --> 01:33:58,213
all night by myself.

1858
01:33:58,549 --> 01:33:59,647
-What?
-[Henry] Um.

1859
01:34:00,116 --> 01:34:03,181
I'm sorry, I just wanted you
to be proud of me.

1860
01:34:03,350 --> 01:34:07,587
[exhales deeply] I couldn't be
more proud of you.

1861
01:34:08,023 --> 01:34:09,893
You're perfect
just the way you are.

1862
01:34:11,024 --> 01:34:13,295
-Hi.
-I love you, sweetheart.

1863
01:34:13,497 --> 01:34:14,931
-I love you.
-Oh.

1864
01:34:15,564 --> 01:34:16,933
[all sob]

1865
01:34:17,863 --> 01:34:19,067
Where is he?

1866
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,103
Where's Eddie?

1867
01:34:24,974 --> 01:34:26,343
-[Victoria]<i> Papi.</i>
-[Eddie Jr.] Dad!

1868
01:34:26,445 --> 01:34:28,879
-[pants]
-[chuckles]

1869
01:34:29,545 --> 01:34:30,782
[chuckles]

1870
01:34:34,814 --> 01:34:36,084
Let's go.

1871
01:34:38,958 --> 01:34:42,024
[Victoria] I thought
you weren't coming back. [sobs]

1872
01:35:03,074 --> 01:35:04,277
What you got there?

1873
01:35:05,678 --> 01:35:10,050
I was thinking about that jar
with all of those beads in it,

1874
01:35:10,153 --> 01:35:13,453
and I think it's just
a really terrible idea.

1875
01:35:13,622 --> 01:35:15,655
[birds chirping]

1876
01:35:15,790 --> 01:35:17,323
Me too. [chuckles]

1877
01:35:21,860 --> 01:35:23,065
[sighs]

1878
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:26,901
How about
instead of taking beads out,

1879
01:35:27,370 --> 01:35:30,340
we put beads in for every day
that we have with each other

1880
01:35:30,442 --> 01:35:31,535
from this moment on?

1881
01:35:33,143 --> 01:35:38,080
Mom, I'm gonna need you
my first day of college.

1882
01:35:38,950 --> 01:35:42,887
I'm gonna need you
for my first real job...

1883
01:35:44,117 --> 01:35:48,291
for my first serious boyfriend.

1884
01:35:48,426 --> 01:35:49,927
[both chuckle]

1885
01:35:52,226 --> 01:35:54,360
Mom, I'm gonna need you
for everything.

1886
01:35:55,433 --> 01:35:56,428
[chuckles]

1887
01:35:57,832 --> 01:35:59,398
[Hannah chuckles]

1888
01:36:00,603 --> 01:36:02,137
So-- [chuckles]

1889
01:36:04,443 --> 01:36:09,177
[soft music playing]

1890
01:36:19,354 --> 01:36:20,925
-[Eddie] You see the kids?
-[Victoria sighs]

1891
01:36:21,027 --> 01:36:23,090
Oh, I told them to get us a seat
next to Tommy and Grace.

1892
01:36:23,193 --> 01:36:24,963
Oh, no, bad idea.
Why don't we just let them

1893
01:36:25,065 --> 01:36:26,929
have their own personal space
for the last night of camp

1894
01:36:27,031 --> 01:36:28,559
-because that's a big deal.
-Hey, Eddie?

1895
01:36:30,865 --> 01:36:32,068
I need to talk...

1896
01:36:33,669 --> 01:36:34,666
and I just...

1897
01:36:35,135 --> 01:36:38,305
I need you to just listen, okay?

1898
01:36:41,706 --> 01:36:44,344
I've been praying for God
to change some things...

1899
01:36:45,043 --> 01:36:46,247
in our marriage.

1900
01:36:48,582 --> 01:36:52,517
But what I realized is that
the change starts with me.

1901
01:36:54,519 --> 01:36:56,857
God calls husbands
to love their wives

1902
01:36:56,959 --> 01:36:58,357
like Christ loves the church--

1903
01:36:58,459 --> 01:37:00,492
-Vic, let's be real clear--
-[Victoria] Eddie...

1904
01:37:01,798 --> 01:37:03,330
God doesn't control us.

1905
01:37:05,003 --> 01:37:07,367
He doesn't make
all the decisions for us.

1906
01:37:08,366 --> 01:37:10,634
He doesn't take away our voice.

1907
01:37:13,346 --> 01:37:14,913
And he loves...

1908
01:37:15,846 --> 01:37:17,608
what I have to say. [chuckles]

1909
01:37:18,979 --> 01:37:20,479
That is what I need.

1910
01:37:21,518 --> 01:37:22,514
[sighs]

1911
01:37:23,523 --> 01:37:25,088
I need my voice back.

1912
01:37:31,164 --> 01:37:34,631
-Let's hear it for the Brewers!
-[audience cheers, applauds]

1913
01:37:34,733 --> 01:37:36,198
[Dave] Woo-woo, sugar bear!

1914
01:37:41,772 --> 01:37:42,999
[chuckles] Look at that.

1915
01:37:43,635 --> 01:37:46,972
Now, our next award
is the Badge of Courage.

1916
01:37:47,141 --> 01:37:48,943
Now, this comes as no surprise.

1917
01:37:49,112 --> 01:37:51,109
You've all heard the story
of heroism

1918
01:37:51,211 --> 01:37:53,715
and the conquering of nature.

1919
01:37:54,084 --> 01:37:57,915
Well, this award
is being given to...

1920
01:37:58,017 --> 01:37:59,456
[drum rolling]

1921
01:37:59,558 --> 01:38:00,283
...Eddie Sanders...

1922
01:38:00,385 --> 01:38:01,718
-[gasps]
-...for saving Tommy

1923
01:38:01,820 --> 01:38:03,286
from choking to death
in the first night of camp.

1924
01:38:03,388 --> 01:38:08,164
[audience cheers, applauds]

1925
01:38:19,204 --> 01:38:20,407
Thank you, Cookie.

1926
01:38:21,746 --> 01:38:23,011
Don't go anywhere, Eddie.

1927
01:38:23,247 --> 01:38:26,682
You see, that Badge of Courage
has earned you

1928
01:38:27,152 --> 01:38:31,016
-an extra 10,000 points...
-[audience gasps]

1929
01:38:31,118 --> 01:38:32,251
...making the Sanders

1930
01:38:32,353 --> 01:38:34,625
the winners
of the Camp Katokwah Cup

1931
01:38:34,727 --> 01:38:36,588
for the third year in a row!

1932
01:38:36,690 --> 01:38:42,495
-[audience cheers, applauds]
-[upbeat music playing]

1933
01:38:47,300 --> 01:38:48,634
[Eddie] Mind if I say something?

1934
01:38:48,736 --> 01:38:49,733
No.

1935
01:38:53,039 --> 01:38:54,243
Friends, um...

1936
01:38:55,542 --> 01:38:58,016
thank you for this great honor,
but, um...

1937
01:39:01,082 --> 01:39:02,713
I... I can't accept it.

1938
01:39:04,853 --> 01:39:07,190
Um... [sighs]

1939
01:39:09,891 --> 01:39:12,492
[sighs] I'm...

1940
01:39:15,765 --> 01:39:16,793
I'm a fake.

1941
01:39:20,069 --> 01:39:21,732
I've made my wife miserable.

1942
01:39:22,971 --> 01:39:25,406
Vic, you're right.

1943
01:39:27,246 --> 01:39:30,807
I have not loved you
like Christ loved the church.

1944
01:39:33,850 --> 01:39:35,152
And I am so sorry.

1945
01:39:36,789 --> 01:39:39,189
That's on me, that's on me.

1946
01:39:39,924 --> 01:39:41,521
I'm gonna go down there, okay?

1947
01:39:43,128 --> 01:39:45,525
The perception I've made
of my family, uh...

1948
01:39:47,766 --> 01:39:49,100
well, it's a trophy...

1949
01:39:50,363 --> 01:39:52,433
it's a golden idol, which, um...

1950
01:39:54,106 --> 01:39:57,669
-well, it makes me, uh...
-[Tommy] A liar?

1951
01:40:01,711 --> 01:40:02,707
Yeah.

1952
01:40:04,012 --> 01:40:05,281
The truth is I...

1953
01:40:07,118 --> 01:40:09,120
I got the two of us
lost in the woods.

1954
01:40:11,153 --> 01:40:13,788
[sighs] And I did it on purpose.

1955
01:40:13,956 --> 01:40:16,385
[indistinct chatter]

1956
01:40:16,521 --> 01:40:19,594
[suspenseful music playing]

1957
01:40:19,963 --> 01:40:21,129
An ill-conceived attempt

1958
01:40:21,231 --> 01:40:23,865
to try to win
the affections back

1959
01:40:23,967 --> 01:40:26,764
from my wife, I'm sorry.

1960
01:40:30,740 --> 01:40:31,736
[sighs]

1961
01:40:32,505 --> 01:40:35,113
-Hey, hey, here, I got it.
-Hmm?

1962
01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:36,675
I got it.

1963
01:40:37,645 --> 01:40:39,643
-[sighs, clears throat]
-[soft music playing]

1964
01:40:39,745 --> 01:40:44,254
I think, um,
when we were in the forest...

1965
01:40:46,389 --> 01:40:49,854
I think we both learned
a lot about life...

1966
01:40:50,156 --> 01:40:51,459
[clears throat]

1967
01:40:53,665 --> 01:40:54,660
...faith...

1968
01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:58,202
and family.

1969
01:41:00,900 --> 01:41:03,837
That wouldn't have happened
if we didn't get lost

1970
01:41:03,939 --> 01:41:05,039
in the woods.

1971
01:41:05,141 --> 01:41:07,706
See, I told you, God had a plan.

1972
01:41:08,175 --> 01:41:09,273
-Shut it.
-Okay.

1973
01:41:09,442 --> 01:41:10,775
-[Tommy] Seriously.
-Mm-hmm.

1974
01:41:12,078 --> 01:41:13,283
Yeah.

1975
01:41:15,318 --> 01:41:19,751
Um. What I'm trying
to say is, uh...

1976
01:41:22,553 --> 01:41:24,228
I've been forgiven a lot.

1977
01:41:29,065 --> 01:41:31,895
So how can I not forgive?

1978
01:41:34,001 --> 01:41:35,206
Yeah.

1979
01:41:38,070 --> 01:41:39,276
Hey.

1980
01:41:41,977 --> 01:41:42,976
I forgive you.

1981
01:41:43,211 --> 01:41:45,579
-Hmm, me?
-Yeah, you.

1982
01:41:45,981 --> 01:41:47,185
[chuckles]

1983
01:41:52,023 --> 01:41:56,459
[audience cheers, applauds]

1984
01:41:56,661 --> 01:41:57,657
[sighs]

1985
01:42:05,598 --> 01:42:07,835
-You deserve this.
-Oh, I know.

1986
01:42:07,937 --> 01:42:08,971
[both chuckle]

1987
01:42:09,073 --> 01:42:13,106
[audience cheers, applauds]

1988
01:42:13,208 --> 01:42:14,305
[Grace] Come on, guys.

1989
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,079
You were terrible
at bubble ball,

1990
01:42:16,181 --> 01:42:17,941
but you are great
at everything else.

1991
01:42:31,160 --> 01:42:32,725
Thank you for hearing me.

1992
01:42:34,196 --> 01:42:35,695
You're worth listening to.

1993
01:42:37,203 --> 01:42:39,765
-So you'd better get used to it.
-[chuckles]

1994
01:42:40,805 --> 01:42:41,800
I love you.

1995
01:42:42,634 --> 01:42:44,369
I love you, too, Eddie Sanders.

1996
01:42:44,471 --> 01:42:45,907
-[sniffles]
-[chuckles]

1997
01:42:46,009 --> 01:42:50,446
[indistinct chatter]

1998
01:42:53,819 --> 01:42:54,916
-Hey.
-Hmm?

1999
01:42:55,052 --> 01:42:56,353
You wanna play us out?

2000
01:42:57,020 --> 01:42:58,718
I'd love to. Um...

2001
01:43:02,728 --> 01:43:03,723
[chuckles]

2002
01:43:05,996 --> 01:43:12,736
[harmonica playing]

2003
01:43:12,972 --> 01:43:16,565
[audience cheers, applauds]

2004
01:43:16,701 --> 01:43:18,738
[instrumental music playing]

2005
01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:23,678
<i>♪ Lean on me and brother</i>
<i>I will lean on you ♪</i>

2006
01:43:23,780 --> 01:43:27,483
<i>♪ There's nothing in the world</i>
<i>That we can't get through ♪</i>

2007
01:43:27,585 --> 01:43:32,719
<i>♪ I've got a shoulder</i>
<i>You can laugh or you can cry ♪</i>

2008
01:43:32,821 --> 01:43:36,786
<i>♪ There's never a moment</i>
<i>That it's not true ♪</i>

2009
01:43:36,888 --> 01:43:41,429
<i>♪ It ain't quiet</i>
<i>But we like it ♪</i>

2010
01:43:41,532 --> 01:43:45,264
<i>♪ It ain't perfect</i>
<i>But it's worth it ♪</i>

2011
01:43:45,366 --> 01:43:46,800
<i>♪ It goes like this ♪</i>

2012
01:43:46,902 --> 01:43:51,809
<i>♪ We show up, we love big</i>
<i>We pray hard and we forgive ♪</i>

2013
01:43:51,911 --> 01:43:54,576
<i>♪ Family is family ♪</i>

2014
01:43:55,545 --> 01:43:57,610
<i>♪ We might bend</i>
<i>But we won't break ♪</i>

2015
01:43:57,712 --> 01:44:00,543
<i>♪ We grow up</i>
<i>But it won't change ♪</i>

2016
01:44:00,645 --> 01:44:04,151
<i>♪ Family is family ♪</i>

2017
01:44:04,253 --> 01:44:07,622
<i>♪ Oh, family is family ♪</i>

2018
01:44:08,190 --> 01:44:10,724
[audience cheers]

2019
01:44:10,826 --> 01:44:15,762
<i>♪ We got problems but the grace</i>
<i>Will never change ♪</i>

2020
01:44:15,864 --> 01:44:19,799
<i>♪ There's one truth</i>
<i>That holds it all together ♪</i>

2021
01:44:19,901 --> 01:44:24,870
<i>♪ Thank you, Jesus</i>
<i>We all share the family name ♪</i>

2022
01:44:24,972 --> 01:44:29,612
<i>♪ We're all sons and daughters</i>
<i>Of the father, yeah ♪</i>

2023
01:44:29,714 --> 01:44:34,610
<i>♪ We show up, we love big</i>
<i>We pray hard and we forgive ♪</i>

2024
01:44:34,712 --> 01:44:37,355
<i>♪ Family is family ♪</i>

2025
01:44:38,489 --> 01:44:40,752
<i>♪ We might bend</i>
<i>But we won't break ♪</i>

2026
01:44:40,854 --> 01:44:43,894
<i>♪ We grow up</i>
<i>But it won't change ♪</i>

2027
01:44:43,996 --> 01:44:47,194
<i>♪ Family is family ♪</i>

2028
01:44:47,296 --> 01:44:50,731
<i>♪ Oh, family is family ♪</i>

2029
01:44:55,572 --> 01:44:57,441
All right, follow along
with me right here.

2030
01:44:58,509 --> 01:45:00,838
<i>-♪ It ain't quiet ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Quiet ♪</i>

2031
01:45:00,940 --> 01:45:03,379
<i>-♪ But we like it ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Like it ♪</i>

2032
01:45:03,482 --> 01:45:05,608
<i>-♪ It ain't perfect ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Perfect ♪</i>

2033
01:45:05,710 --> 01:45:07,317
<i>♪ But it's worth it ♪</i>

2034
01:45:07,419 --> 01:45:10,320
<i>-♪ Oh, it ain't quiet ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Quiet ♪</i>

2035
01:45:10,422 --> 01:45:12,455
<i>-♪ But we like it ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Like it ♪</i>

2036
01:45:12,557 --> 01:45:14,485
<i>-♪ No, it ain't perfect ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Perfect ♪</i>

2037
01:45:14,587 --> 01:45:16,857
<i>♪ But it's worth it ♪</i>

2038
01:45:16,959 --> 01:45:22,229
<i>♪ We show up, we love big</i>
<i>We pray hard and we forgive ♪</i>

2039
01:45:22,331 --> 01:45:24,732
<i>♪ Family is family ♪</i>

2040
01:45:25,866 --> 01:45:28,338
<i>♪ We might bend</i>
<i>But we won't break ♪</i>

2041
01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:31,305
<i>♪ We grow up</i>
<i>But it won't change ♪</i>

2042
01:45:31,407 --> 01:45:35,708
<i>♪ Family is family, yeah ♪</i>

2043
01:45:35,811 --> 01:45:40,314
<i>♪ Family is family</i>
<i>One more time now ♪</i>

2044
01:45:40,416 --> 01:45:44,955
<i>♪ Family is family, yeah ♪</i>

2045
01:45:45,057 --> 01:45:48,222
<i>♪ Family is family ♪</i>

2046
01:45:48,324 --> 01:45:52,862
[audience cheers, applaud]

2047
01:45:52,964 --> 01:45:53,992
[man] All right.

2048
01:46:01,971 --> 01:46:07,110
[Grace] Here we are, oh, snap.
You guys, I nailed the chair.

2049
01:46:07,213 --> 01:46:08,638
-[laughter]
<i>-Family Camp.</i>

2050
01:46:08,740 --> 01:46:14,815
[mild tempo music playing]

2051
01:46:15,484 --> 01:46:17,821
-[engine revving]
-Drive!

2052
01:46:18,290 --> 01:46:21,657
-[laughter]
-[director] Reset.

2053
01:46:24,325 --> 01:46:25,958
[laughter]

2054
01:46:26,060 --> 01:46:28,065
[Tommy] I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Pastor Dave. [chuckles]

2055
01:46:28,167 --> 01:46:30,226
No, no, don't... don't 'bee me.

2056
01:46:32,268 --> 01:46:34,037
-Ow.
-[laughter]

2057
01:46:34,139 --> 01:46:37,337
Mom, Mom, my mic fell.

2058
01:46:37,572 --> 01:46:39,376
Oh, you're a hot mess right now.

2059
01:46:39,478 --> 01:46:40,974
[both] Oh, that's right,
we found the trail--

2060
01:46:41,076 --> 01:46:43,641
We found a mic, we found a mic,
we found a mic, it's right here.

2061
01:46:43,743 --> 01:46:44,975
We found the mic, there it is.

2062
01:46:45,078 --> 01:46:48,946
<i>♪ Boom, there it is</i>
<i>Boom, there it is ♪</i>

2063
01:46:49,048 --> 01:46:50,747
<i>-♪ Family Camp ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Family Camp ♪</i>

2064
01:46:50,850 --> 01:46:52,015
<i>♪ He's really gonna go to ♪</i>

2065
01:46:52,117 --> 01:46:53,622
<i>-♪ Family Camp ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Family Camp ♪</i>

2066
01:46:53,724 --> 01:46:55,819
<i>♪ This here is Tommy</i>
<i>He is such a scamp ♪</i>

2067
01:46:55,921 --> 01:46:57,525
-[chuckles]
<i>-♪ Family Camp ♪</i>

2068
01:46:57,694 --> 01:46:59,955
I'm thinking
that my kiddos love you, Lord.

2069
01:47:00,057 --> 01:47:02,432
Oh, dear, let them
spread that love

2070
01:47:02,535 --> 01:47:05,000
because it is like holy water
to a vampire.

2071
01:47:05,102 --> 01:47:07,335
[both laugh]

2072
01:47:07,804 --> 01:47:10,268
Hey, somebody call
the fire... fire department.

2073
01:47:10,837 --> 01:47:12,543
-Somebody call the--
-Watch out.

2074
01:47:15,376 --> 01:47:16,580
[Grace screams]

2075
01:47:17,476 --> 01:47:18,612
[grunts]

2076
01:47:18,748 --> 01:47:21,013
Whoa, somebody call
the fire department!

2077
01:47:22,987 --> 01:47:24,016
Got it.

2078
01:47:24,617 --> 01:47:26,117
<i>♪ I said babe ♪</i>

2079
01:47:28,159 --> 01:47:30,957
<i>♪ I said babe ♪</i>

2080
01:47:31,758 --> 01:47:33,157
[Hannah] Mom, Henry's gone.

2081
01:47:34,759 --> 01:47:35,724
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

2082
01:47:35,826 --> 01:47:37,699
Oh, well. [chuckles]

2083
01:47:37,835 --> 01:47:41,438
-I'm a big boy, copy, copy?
-[chuckles] Copy, copy.

2084
01:47:41,540 --> 01:47:43,701
-Copy the big boy.
-You're a big boy, copy.

2085
01:47:43,870 --> 01:47:45,268
I don't want a vacation.
[chuckles]

2086
01:47:46,508 --> 01:47:48,609
It's her, it's not me.

2087
01:47:48,711 --> 01:47:50,542
[chuckles] I'm so sorry,
I haven't gotten

2088
01:47:50,644 --> 01:47:51,978
a lot of sleep lately.

2089
01:47:54,319 --> 01:47:56,347
<i>♪ Yeah, you gotta move along ♪</i>

2090
01:47:56,449 --> 01:47:57,654
Sorry.

2091
01:48:00,017 --> 01:48:01,718
[Henry] I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

2092
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:03,525
-I tried so hard.
-[sniffles]

2093
01:48:03,794 --> 01:48:05,423
We have to do that again,
that was hilarious.

2094
01:48:05,525 --> 01:48:07,056
[both laugh]

2095
01:48:07,358 --> 01:48:10,233
Hey, I just broke--
Sorry, let's do that again.

2096
01:48:10,335 --> 01:48:12,063
-[all laugh]
-Right here.

2097
01:48:12,165 --> 01:48:15,072
When God shuts a door,
he always opens a window.

2098
01:48:15,174 --> 01:48:17,132
[clears throat harshly]

2099
01:48:17,401 --> 01:48:21,537
No, I will not hold up,
I have-- Hold, yeah, yeah.

2100
01:48:21,806 --> 01:48:22,974
Let's do that again.

2101
01:48:23,309 --> 01:48:26,881
[coughs] Sorry, I swallowed
a popcorn kernel. [coughs]

2102
01:48:29,889 --> 01:48:31,182
And cut.

2103
01:48:37,393 --> 01:48:42,061
[soft music playing]

2104
01:51:03,702 --> 01:51:04,975
[grunts]

2105
01:51:05,344 --> 01:51:08,174
-Last one?
-Last one.

2106
01:51:09,108 --> 01:51:11,045
-You take it.
-No, I couldn't.

2107
01:51:11,414 --> 01:51:12,915
I insist.

2108
01:51:14,145 --> 01:51:15,852
You're a true friend, Mr. Beef.

2109
01:51:18,688 --> 01:51:20,516
Trickety wickedy. [chuckles]

2110
01:51:22,590 --> 01:51:23,761
[Beef screeches]