1 00:00:09,293 --> 00:00:11,293 [gentle piano music playing] 2 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:21,084 [knocking] 3 00:00:26,501 --> 00:00:29,668 No, subject to their approval-- Ah, hold on. 4 00:00:29,751 --> 00:00:32,668 -Hey. Oh, shit, sorry. Let me, uh… -[man] Uh, sign here. 5 00:00:35,043 --> 00:00:37,459 [woman] Can you grab the thing? Oh my God, it's heavy. 6 00:00:37,543 --> 00:00:38,876 -[man] Have a good one. -Thank you. 7 00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:40,793 -[kids chattering] -What's this? 8 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:44,001 I don't know. I've got the CNN thing in like… now. 9 00:00:44,084 --> 00:00:46,418 Amy, come on. Look alive. Hold this, please. 10 00:00:46,501 --> 00:00:48,251 On in ten. He's leading you in now. 11 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:49,709 Okay. 12 00:00:49,793 --> 00:00:50,793 [kid giggles] 13 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:53,043 [music continues] 14 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:56,793 It's from Miles! 15 00:00:57,959 --> 00:00:58,834 [music stops abruptly] 16 00:00:58,918 --> 00:01:01,626 [news anchor] And with me now is Connecticut governor, Claire Debella, 17 00:01:01,709 --> 00:01:03,543 whose Senate campaign is picking up steam 18 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:07,001 as she has positioned herself as a very different kind of candidate. 19 00:01:07,084 --> 00:01:08,334 Governor, thanks for joining us. 20 00:01:08,418 --> 00:01:11,418 Working from home like the rest of us, I can see. 21 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:15,043 Yes. Welcome to our office, campaign center, and kindergarten. 22 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:17,209 We are losing our minds. 23 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:20,543 Your campaign is backed by billionaire philanthropist, Miles Bron, 24 00:01:20,626 --> 00:01:25,043 founder of the ubiquitous tech giant, Alpha, which now has dozens of companies 25 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:28,626 from Alpha Cosmos to Alpha Car, Alpha Shop… 26 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:31,501 I know, I know, I know. But what can I do? 27 00:01:31,584 --> 00:01:33,751 -You can tell him no. -How about no! 28 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:35,793 [man] Lionel, you're a scientist, not a publicist. 29 00:01:35,876 --> 00:01:36,709 Exactly. 30 00:01:36,793 --> 00:01:37,918 You can't keep making excuses 31 00:01:38,001 --> 00:01:40,043 for every one of Miles Bron's insane whims. 32 00:01:40,126 --> 00:01:42,584 Genius always looks like insanity at first, though, right? 33 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:45,626 Isn't that how he became Miles Bron? You guys have no idea. 34 00:01:45,709 --> 00:01:48,043 The man faxes me in the middle of the night. 35 00:01:48,126 --> 00:01:49,251 He loves his faxes. 36 00:01:49,334 --> 00:01:51,626 He sends me his ideas that I'm supposed to… 37 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:54,876 You know what, you tell me. Genius or insanity? 38 00:01:56,668 --> 00:01:58,126 "Uber for biospheres." 39 00:01:58,876 --> 00:02:00,376 I don't know. Okay. Maybe? 40 00:02:01,293 --> 00:02:03,584 "AI in dogs equals discourse." 41 00:02:03,668 --> 00:02:06,543 Okay? I mean, all night long, they just keep… 42 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,751 But then… 43 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,834 Remember "child equals NFT"? 44 00:02:11,626 --> 00:02:12,459 We all laughed, 45 00:02:12,543 --> 00:02:16,793 but then the Crypto Kids app paid for this building. 46 00:02:16,876 --> 00:02:19,084 -[man 2] Delivery. -I mean, how do you argue with that? 47 00:02:19,168 --> 00:02:20,793 -[man 2] I wiped it down. -Yeah, we know. 48 00:02:20,876 --> 00:02:22,501 Never bet against Bron, we know it. 49 00:02:22,584 --> 00:02:26,626 But he's asking us to put a volatile substance on a manned flight. 50 00:02:26,709 --> 00:02:29,543 He won't listen. He just says, "Make it work." 51 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:30,584 And what if it works? 52 00:02:30,668 --> 00:02:33,001 This is science, not a religion. 53 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:35,043 Remember that, Lionel. 54 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:38,001 Because if your name is on this, and it fails, 55 00:02:38,084 --> 00:02:40,168 it will sink you forever. 56 00:02:41,168 --> 00:02:43,084 [mysterious music playing] 57 00:02:44,876 --> 00:02:46,584 [Claire] I'm a hard line on climate change. 58 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:49,043 If that scares you, go stick your head back in the sand. 59 00:02:49,126 --> 00:02:50,418 ["Mothership Connection" playing] 60 00:02:50,501 --> 00:02:53,126 -[people laughing, yelling] -My constituents trust I'm gonna fight… 61 00:02:53,209 --> 00:02:58,501 ♪ If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys hittin' it ♪ 62 00:02:58,584 --> 00:02:59,751 ♪ Groovin' ♪ 63 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:01,709 ♪ You gotta hit the band ♪ 64 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,043 ♪ All right, all right… ♪ 65 00:03:03,126 --> 00:03:04,626 I'm so bored. 66 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:06,459 Peg? 67 00:03:08,001 --> 00:03:10,168 Peg? 68 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:11,918 Here! Here. 69 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:14,126 Hey, please stop fire-spinning inside. 70 00:03:14,209 --> 00:03:17,751 [woman] Peg, please, I'm so bored. 71 00:03:19,168 --> 00:03:21,543 No. No phones. 72 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:23,209 Why can't she have her phone? 73 00:03:23,293 --> 00:03:24,501 'Cause she's mean. 74 00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:29,584 No. Because she's afraid that I will tweet 75 00:03:30,709 --> 00:03:32,001 an ethnic slur. 76 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:35,709 Again. 77 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:39,084 Yes. And you agreed no phone for the rest of the media cycle. 78 00:03:39,168 --> 00:03:41,918 I didn't even know that that word referred to Jewish people. 79 00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:44,293 I thought it was a generic term for cheap. 80 00:03:45,376 --> 00:03:46,376 "Jewy"? 81 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:47,459 [sighs] 82 00:03:48,251 --> 00:03:50,918 Everything is so woke these days, it's out of control. 83 00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:51,959 Yes. 84 00:03:52,043 --> 00:03:53,501 Love you. Yes. 85 00:03:53,584 --> 00:03:56,543 And I say it like I see it, no filter. 86 00:03:57,209 --> 00:04:00,293 If people can't handle it, that's their problem. What's this? 87 00:04:00,376 --> 00:04:03,001 -Don't know. Some guy just dropped it off. -[woman gasps] 88 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,168 [cell phone ringing] 89 00:04:07,168 --> 00:04:08,793 All right, genius, what is this thing? 90 00:04:08,876 --> 00:04:10,709 -Well… -It's a Miles invitation. 91 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:13,584 [sighs] Well, duh! But I mean, what is it? 92 00:04:13,668 --> 00:04:17,043 -It's just like a block of wood. -There's gotta be a way to open it. 93 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,584 It's solid. There's no latches or even visible seams. 94 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:22,168 The wood-grain pattern's weird though. It's like it's familiar. 95 00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:24,668 -[cell phone chiming] -Hmm. Oh, wait. Hold on. It's Birdie. 96 00:04:24,751 --> 00:04:27,251 Okay, how do you open this thing? 97 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,876 -Hi, Birdie. Lionel's on two. Hi, Peg! -Hi! 98 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,168 Oh no. Peg's putting out a fire. She'll be back. 99 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:34,459 Another fire? Bird. What'd you say this time? 100 00:04:34,543 --> 00:04:36,501 -No. -You've got to stay off the Twitter. 101 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:41,209 It's nothing like that. It's fine. Now, is this a Miles thing? 102 00:04:41,293 --> 00:04:43,626 Have you figured out how to open it, Lionel? 103 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,626 Lionel, use your science brain. 104 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:48,709 I'm working on it. Bird, should you really be having a party? 105 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:52,209 No, they're all in my pod. It's fine. Has anyone heard from Duke? 106 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,376 -No. -No. 107 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:54,834 [clears throat] 108 00:04:55,668 --> 00:04:57,293 So this has gotten some attention recently, 109 00:04:57,376 --> 00:04:59,501 so obviously I would like to speak to this, 110 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,834 and the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel, 111 00:05:02,918 --> 00:05:04,543 I do not hate boobs. 112 00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:10,001 Boobs give us many useful things. Boobs give us milk, cheese. 113 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:13,418 Breasts nourish our young until the age where we can go out and hunt for them. 114 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:16,293 Let's be honest. Boobs are fun. 115 00:05:16,376 --> 00:05:18,084 There's nothing wrong with that, right, babe? 116 00:05:18,168 --> 00:05:20,793 I love my boobs. They're so much fun. 117 00:05:20,876 --> 00:05:23,209 -Oops! Sorry, feminists! -Sorry, feminists. 118 00:05:23,293 --> 00:05:27,209 So when we're talking about the breast-ification of America… 119 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:30,251 I mean, what that means is a breakdown in the natural order. 120 00:05:30,334 --> 00:05:32,543 Evolutionary truths that go back billions of years. 121 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:34,668 So when you're asking a young man in America 122 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,834 to slow down so a woman can catch up… 123 00:05:36,918 --> 00:05:37,751 [older woman] Duke! 124 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:42,209 For centuries, the Western workplace has been dominated by men 'cause… 125 00:05:42,293 --> 00:05:44,459 -[older woman] Dukey! -…that's what nature made us to do. 126 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:48,584 Dukey! I've been calling you. You gotta answer me when I call! 127 00:05:48,668 --> 00:05:51,834 Mom! Will you shut it? We've been over this a million times. 128 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,293 I told you. When me and Whiskey are live, you gotta let us-- 129 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:57,751 You tell your mother to shut up? 130 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:00,668 -Sorry. It's just when we're live-- -What? 131 00:06:02,209 --> 00:06:03,293 -When we're-- -What? 132 00:06:05,418 --> 00:06:06,793 Jeez, Mom. I'm sorry. 133 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:09,751 You got a delivery. It's in the kitchen. 134 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,626 Maybe it's sensitive to heat. 135 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,626 -[phone buzzes] -[gasps] Wait. It's Duke. Hold on. 136 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:16,918 -Duke! -[Duke] Hey, what is this thing? 137 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:19,668 -My mom already broke it. -It's a stereogram. 138 00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:22,751 [Duke] She did something to it. It opened up. I don't know. She broke it. 139 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:23,959 A stereogram! 140 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,251 [Claire] A what-a-gram? 141 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:28,043 Wait, a stereogram! Were those the things-- 142 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,668 [Claire's husband] Magic eye things? I could never do those. 143 00:06:30,751 --> 00:06:33,543 [Duke] Ma! What did I tell you about touching my stuff? 144 00:06:37,751 --> 00:06:39,751 [mechanical clicking] 145 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:46,918 [Peg] Do you group them by color maybe or… 146 00:06:47,001 --> 00:06:48,876 Size? Weight? Should I weigh them? 147 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:52,251 Eight by eight. It's a chessboard. This is a chess endgame. 148 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:55,751 So it's… It's set up for a mate in one. Should I-- 149 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:57,334 [Lionel] Do it, Kasparov. 150 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,418 [clicks] 151 00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:02,584 [gasps] That's tic-tac-toe! I know this! 152 00:07:02,668 --> 00:07:05,543 -But it's solved already, so it can't be. -It's tic-tac-toe. 153 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,418 But thank you for contributing, Birdie. Yes. 154 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:09,834 Wait, wait. The tapper thing is for Morse code. 155 00:07:09,918 --> 00:07:12,001 The X's and O's are dots and dashes. 156 00:07:12,084 --> 00:07:13,459 Dit's and Da's! 157 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:15,418 -So that's… Yep. -[Claire gasps] Oh, wow. 158 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,501 O-U-R. Here. 159 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:18,668 It's tic-tac-toe. 160 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:20,668 -[box clicking] -[soaring music plays] 161 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:27,876 [Birdie] Is something supposed to happen? 162 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:29,793 [Claire] "N." Maybe it stands for something, 163 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:31,251 maybe in one of the other puzzles? 164 00:07:31,334 --> 00:07:33,293 It's a compass. 165 00:07:33,376 --> 00:07:35,626 -Ma! -It's a compass! 166 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:37,209 Okay, north, south… 167 00:07:37,293 --> 00:07:39,959 Okay, N is for north, so turn it due north. 168 00:07:40,876 --> 00:07:41,918 [clicks] 169 00:07:42,001 --> 00:07:44,001 [music box playing] 170 00:07:47,168 --> 00:07:49,751 -[gasps] It's music. Guys, it's music! -Shh! 171 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:52,001 -Are you mocking me? -Yes. 172 00:07:52,084 --> 00:07:55,584 Okay, ha-ha, I'm gonna Shazam it. 173 00:07:55,668 --> 00:07:56,793 What is that? 174 00:07:56,876 --> 00:08:02,251 Alexa, Shazam this song please. Alexa, Shazam this song please. 175 00:08:02,334 --> 00:08:05,834 Hey, this is Bach's Little Fugue in G Minor. 176 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,459 -You sure? -Yeah. 177 00:08:07,543 --> 00:08:09,584 Uh, I'm Shazam-ing it. Alexa, Shazam this song please. 178 00:08:09,668 --> 00:08:14,793 So a fugue is a beautiful musical puzzle based on just one tune. 179 00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:18,293 And when you layer this tune on top of itself, 180 00:08:18,376 --> 00:08:22,459 it starts to change and turns into a beautiful new structure. 181 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,626 This can't Shazam. It's a lamp. 182 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:27,251 -I love you, Birdie. -I love you too, Claire. 183 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:29,751 Wait. "La-la-layered back over itself." Hold on. 184 00:08:30,459 --> 00:08:32,209 See this center wheel? Lift it up. 185 00:08:34,668 --> 00:08:36,043 -[clicks] -[music box stops] 186 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:37,834 [Lionel laughs] 187 00:08:44,168 --> 00:08:45,251 A whole new tune. 188 00:08:45,918 --> 00:08:49,168 Freaking Miles, man. Genius. 189 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:51,709 [Ma] That first one's a Fibonacci sequence. 190 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:52,668 Ma! 191 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:55,834 [blows raspberry] 192 00:08:55,918 --> 00:08:57,709 No, get your hand off of that. 193 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,876 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 194 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,168 Forty-seven for sure? 195 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,334 That's the atomic number for silver. 196 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:07,918 -Are you-- Are you sure that's silver? -That's silver. 197 00:09:09,168 --> 00:09:10,543 So this is it. 198 00:09:10,626 --> 00:09:14,293 All together now. One, two, three. 199 00:09:15,418 --> 00:09:16,543 [soaring music playing] 200 00:09:16,626 --> 00:09:18,668 [mechanical clicking] 201 00:09:26,001 --> 00:09:27,668 [Lionel] Look at that. 202 00:09:27,751 --> 00:09:28,751 [gasps] 203 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:34,959 [harpsichord playing] 204 00:09:35,043 --> 00:09:39,209 "My dear friends, my beautiful disruptors, my closest inner circle…" 205 00:09:39,293 --> 00:09:42,876 "…we could use a moment of normalcy. And so you are cordially invited…" 206 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:45,293 "…for a long weekend on my private island…" 207 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,959 "…where we will celebrate the bonds that connect us, 208 00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:50,543 and I hope your puzzle-solving skills are whetted." 209 00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:51,543 [squeals] 210 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:54,001 "Because you will also be competing to solve the mystery…" 211 00:09:54,084 --> 00:09:55,084 Whoo! 212 00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:56,793 "…of my murder." 213 00:09:58,334 --> 00:10:01,334 "Travel details to come. Please forward any dietary restrictions." 214 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:04,126 "Love and all my kisses, Miles." 215 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,793 Ma! Where's my speargun? I gotta pack. Babe, get packing! 216 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,751 -What's that? -[door opens, closes] 217 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:13,751 I don't know. 218 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:18,126 Whoo! 219 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,918 [all cheering] 220 00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:23,126 [music crescendoes] 221 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,043 [breathing heavily] 222 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:13,793 [soft, suspenseful music playing] 223 00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:36,043 [alarm blaring] 224 00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:37,543 Wait… Hold on. 225 00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:40,001 What just happened? 226 00:11:40,084 --> 00:11:43,418 Blanc. I saw you go in the engine room. 227 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,501 You're the Imposter. We all know it. 228 00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:47,584 Case closed. We're done. 229 00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:48,959 I don't understand this at all. 230 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:52,418 So Angie caught me, and now the game's just over? 231 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,709 Sorry, Blanc, you're thrown out of the airlock. 232 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:55,834 It's a no-brainer. 233 00:11:55,918 --> 00:11:56,751 I've got to say, 234 00:11:56,834 --> 00:12:00,168 the world's greatest detective… I thought you'd be better at this. 235 00:12:00,251 --> 00:12:02,293 I think maybe this game's just not my thing. 236 00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:04,626 Maybe we should try Quiplash. 237 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,418 -[knock on door] -[Natasha] Uh, or Codenames. 238 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:09,168 No. No, I… [sighs, tuts] 239 00:12:09,251 --> 00:12:13,293 Look, I appreciate what y'all are trying to do for me here. 240 00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:16,501 We're worried about you, buddy. Lockdown hasn't been easy for any of us. 241 00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:19,584 But Phillip told me you haven't left the bath for a week. 242 00:12:19,668 --> 00:12:21,751 Oh, that's hyperbole. 243 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:22,959 [knock on door] 244 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,334 Get that, would ya? 245 00:12:24,959 --> 00:12:27,126 [Phillip] You're not in the bath again, are you? 246 00:12:27,626 --> 00:12:29,001 [hesitates] No! 247 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,793 I'm just… [sighs] 248 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:35,918 I lose it between cases anyway. 249 00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:39,876 I think I might be going insane. [chuckles] 250 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:44,584 My mind is a fueled-up racing car, and I got nowhere to drive it. 251 00:12:44,668 --> 00:12:47,126 Hey, can I ask… Have you tried crosswords? 252 00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,626 No, no, Natasha. 253 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:53,126 I… I don't need puzzles or games. The last thing I need is a vacation. 254 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:57,834 I need danger, a hunt, a challenge. 255 00:12:58,584 --> 00:13:02,209 I need… a great case. 256 00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:05,168 [Phillip] Blanc? There's someone here for you! 257 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:07,084 With a box! 258 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,001 [dramatic music playing] 259 00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,251 [horn honks] 260 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:48,459 [Claire] Whoo. 261 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,959 -[grunts] -[Lionel] Claire, my dear! 262 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,501 Hi, you genius! 263 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:57,751 [horn honking] 264 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,668 Whoo-hoo! 265 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,918 Hello! Oh my God! 266 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,001 -We can't hug, right? -[Peg] No! 267 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,126 -I mean, can we? -Hi, Peg! 268 00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:14,793 -I wanna hug everybody. -[Lionel] Elbows! 269 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,543 -[Claire] You need help? -[Peg] Yes, please! 270 00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,126 Did you two stay at the hotel last night? I didn't see you. 271 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,418 [Claire] No, Birdie, we clearly just arrived. 272 00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:26,418 But you… Hello, stranger danger. 273 00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,584 [man] Mr. Blanc! You are stranger danger? 274 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:33,376 [Benoit] No, that's fine, Nikos. I don't even know what that means. 275 00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,293 [Lionel] Wait a second. Benoit Blanc? 276 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,543 [Claire] Oh my God. Are you Benoit Blanc, the detective? 277 00:14:40,626 --> 00:14:42,959 Did you solve the murder of… Ah, what's her name? 278 00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:46,376 That… The ballet dancer with the thing and the thing. That's you? 279 00:14:46,459 --> 00:14:48,501 [chuckling] It is, in the flesh. 280 00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:51,876 I'm obviously familiar with you all as well. 281 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:56,168 Governor. Dr. Toussaint. Miss Birdie Jay. 282 00:14:56,751 --> 00:14:59,084 What an extraordinary gathering. 283 00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:01,251 -[gunshot] -[engine revving] 284 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,126 -[gunshots] -[tires screeching] 285 00:15:04,209 --> 00:15:05,376 [Whiskey] Whoo-hoo! 286 00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:08,168 [laughs] 287 00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:13,543 Crew! We've arrived. 288 00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:15,501 [turns off engine] 289 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,751 Disruptors have assembled! 290 00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:23,043 -No, no, absolutely not. -[Birdie] Duke! 291 00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:24,084 [Duke grunts] 292 00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:25,834 -[Lionel] The Duke. -[Claire] Duke, hello. 293 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:26,876 [Duke] Hey, guys. 294 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,793 -Remember my girl, Whiskey? -Hi. 295 00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:31,501 [Claire] Of course, Whiskey. Hello. 296 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,376 Who's that? 297 00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:36,376 [Claire] Why are you in Greece, Mr. Blanc? 298 00:15:36,459 --> 00:15:38,251 I was invited by Miles Bron. 299 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:39,793 Tight with Miles? 300 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:42,209 [Benoit] No, never met. 301 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,959 [Lionel] Oh, I get it. The, uh… The murder mystery thing. 302 00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:51,709 Benoit Blanc is going to help solve the mystery of Miles' murder. 303 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,459 -This should be fun. -Cute. 304 00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:55,043 [Benoit] Well, we'll see. 305 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:56,293 [ship horn toots] 306 00:15:57,709 --> 00:15:58,959 [car horn honks] 307 00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,876 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Greece. 308 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:10,209 This fine craft will take you to Mr. Bron's island. 309 00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:12,626 It is a two-hour journey. 310 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:16,959 Your captain, Mr. Andino, will assist you with your luggage. 311 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,001 But first, I'm gonna need you to remove your masks 312 00:16:19,084 --> 00:16:20,251 and extend your tongue. 313 00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,293 This will only be momentarily uncomfortable. 314 00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:25,584 -[device fires] -[gags] 315 00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:27,501 -[wristband beeps] -Mr. Cody. 316 00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:29,918 No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple. 317 00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:31,209 There's no pineapple. 318 00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:32,334 -[device fires] -[Duke gags] 319 00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:35,001 [Benoit] Well, it seems I'm the odd man out, Governor. 320 00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:36,459 You're all friends. 321 00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:38,959 [Claire] Miles does one of these weekend reunions every year. 322 00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:43,043 Some… nutso invitation. Some extravagant trip. 323 00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:45,293 Just a little… [in Southern accent] …menagerie. 324 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:48,168 Excuse me, I love your accent. I had to try it. Oh. 325 00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:49,876 -[device fires] -Oh! [coughs] 326 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,376 Eight years of doing these trips, 327 00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,959 you're the first new person he's ever invited. 328 00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:56,543 -You must be very special. -[Benoit] Oh! Oh, well… [chuckles] 329 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,709 [Birdie chuckles] 330 00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,001 What is this material? I love it. 331 00:17:01,084 --> 00:17:02,834 -Cotton, I think. -Sir. 332 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,126 [Benoit] Uh… 333 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:06,209 What is that? 334 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,376 Open, please. 335 00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:11,126 [device fires] 336 00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:12,793 [coughs] 337 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:14,959 You won't be needing that anymore. 338 00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:16,501 -[Benoit] I won't? -You're good. 339 00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:19,709 [wristband beeps] 340 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,793 What is that? Is that some kind of disinfectant or… 341 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,543 You're good. Have a great trip, everyone. 342 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:28,709 [car horn honks] 343 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,709 [mysterious music playing] 344 00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,709 Andi! Hi! 345 00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:02,918 Holy shit. 346 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,293 [dramatic music playing] 347 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:33,168 [Benoit] I could not help but notice the stir at her arrival. 348 00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:36,209 Yeah. That was a stir. 349 00:18:36,293 --> 00:18:38,126 She's not in your little gang? 350 00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:39,918 She was-- She is. 351 00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:43,334 Andi started Alpha with Miles ten years ago, just the two of them. 352 00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:46,001 That's Cassandra Brand? 353 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,293 [Lionel] Andi, yeah. 354 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,751 And they're no longer partners? 355 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,043 In one legal move, he cut her out completely. 356 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:55,168 Booted her without a dime, Social Network'd her. 357 00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:59,418 Lord. But he still invited her to this weekend? 358 00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,251 The question isn't, "Why did he invite her?" 359 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:04,834 It's, "Why did she show up?" 360 00:19:04,918 --> 00:19:06,418 [suspenseful music playing] 361 00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,709 Is that dock a Banksy? 362 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:24,876 Pisceshite. 363 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,751 Oh, is that the name of the island in Greek? 364 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:27,751 Pisceshite. 365 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,459 Pisceshite. Pisceshite. [laughs] 366 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:33,209 ["Blackbird" by The Beatles being played on guitar] 367 00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:50,376 [squealing] 368 00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:52,876 Miles! 369 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,251 Oh, my baby, Birdie! 370 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,459 Oh, with your island! 371 00:19:57,543 --> 00:20:01,043 -Serenading me with my song! -On the guitar Paul wrote it on. 372 00:20:01,126 --> 00:20:02,126 [laughs] 373 00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:05,459 I know, legit, right? 374 00:20:05,543 --> 00:20:07,668 But look at your face. It was worth it. Oh! 375 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:10,668 My friends, my friends, oh, my old friends. 376 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,126 Are we allowed to hug after the whole Men in Black thing? 377 00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:16,376 -We can hug. Okay. -Oh, God, bring it in. 378 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,793 -[Miles] Oh! We're allowed to hug. -Ah. Aw. 379 00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:19,751 [Miles] Duke! 380 00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:22,001 Hey, buddy. This is a dream. 381 00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:24,626 Not a dream, wide awake. [straining] And it feels so good. 382 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:25,751 [chuckles] 383 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:27,584 Whiskey. 384 00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:31,126 Wow. I just… I love that necklace. 385 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,959 -Great. Come on, bring it in. -This old thing? [laughs] 386 00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:37,084 -[Miles] How you doing? -I'm so good. 387 00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:39,209 -[Miles] Yeah? -Mm-hmm. Great island. 388 00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:41,959 [Miles] Greek island, huh? Sexy, right? 389 00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:44,376 So, uh, Benoit Blanc, huh? 390 00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:45,626 -Hmm? -[Whiskey clears throat] 391 00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,418 Man, when you throw a murder mystery party, 392 00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:48,584 you do it right, buddy. 393 00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:49,501 [Whiskey] Dukey. 394 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:50,751 -[Miles] My man. -Hey, pal. 395 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,209 -Good to see you. -You too, buddy. 396 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,209 Hello. 397 00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:57,001 Mr. Bron, I cannot overstate my gratitude for this, I-- 398 00:20:57,084 --> 00:20:58,043 So happy to meet-- 399 00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,334 [mysterious music playing] 400 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,001 Andi. 401 00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:12,584 You're here. 402 00:21:13,626 --> 00:21:14,459 I am. 403 00:21:15,876 --> 00:21:18,334 All right, when's the murder mystery start? 404 00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:22,334 [chuckles] My man, patience. Patience. 405 00:21:22,418 --> 00:21:25,168 Okay, look, I know you guys think I'm a hippie, 406 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,209 but can we just take a second 407 00:21:27,293 --> 00:21:30,209 and fully inbreathiate this moment together? 408 00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:31,501 -[Duke] Mmm. -[Whiskey inhales] 409 00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:34,168 We're old friends. We're still friends. 410 00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,001 And I love you all. 411 00:21:37,918 --> 00:21:39,084 I just wanted to say that. 412 00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:43,668 But we got a great weekend, just our gang, just us. 413 00:21:43,751 --> 00:21:44,793 Hey, hey! 414 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:46,959 Hey, bro. 415 00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:48,584 -I'm not here. -[bottles clinking] 416 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:50,543 Who's that? 417 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,584 That's Derol. He's just staying here. He's going through things, 418 00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:56,918 but he's not part of the experience at all, okay? 419 00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:01,668 So first, a proper tour of the Glass Onion. 420 00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,668 -[Duke] Here we go. -[Birdie shrieks] Oh my God. 421 00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:07,668 The Glass Onion, like our bar! Oh, I loved that baby so much. 422 00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,501 Should we, um, get our bags, um… 423 00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:11,043 [Claire] Sun is blinding. 424 00:22:11,918 --> 00:22:13,876 …or someone will get them for us. Okay. 425 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,084 [Claire] I could use a second in the shade. 426 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,001 -This rich-people shit is weird. -Thank you. 427 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:23,251 I… I have occasionally put on the dog in my life, but this… 428 00:22:23,334 --> 00:22:25,959 This is stretching my stride-taking abilities. 429 00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,084 You're doing great. I'm Andi. 430 00:22:29,168 --> 00:22:31,793 That is very genial of you. I'm Benoit. 431 00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:34,793 -You got a flat tire there. -Thank you. 432 00:22:36,876 --> 00:22:38,709 Oh, wow. Okay. 433 00:22:39,209 --> 00:22:40,084 Wow! 434 00:22:41,168 --> 00:22:43,876 It's like an actual huge glass onion. 435 00:22:43,959 --> 00:22:47,334 -[Claire] Yep. -[Miles] It's past, present and future. 436 00:22:47,418 --> 00:22:51,751 It's what came before, where I am now, what I'll leave to the world. 437 00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:52,751 Ignore me. 438 00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:56,001 This is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now-- 439 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:59,084 So, what kind of staff does it take to run a place like this? 440 00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:02,918 Normally like 50, but, you know… Look, I sent everyone home. 441 00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:06,168 I just wanna have a normal weekend with my old friends like the old days. 442 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,584 Right? See, look, that's the thing. 443 00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:10,834 This isn't just a rich-asshole house. It's… 444 00:23:10,918 --> 00:23:12,876 I mean, it's not even a house. 445 00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:17,084 It's a… It's a commune. For creativity. 446 00:23:17,168 --> 00:23:18,626 Oh, amazing. 447 00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:22,668 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[gong reverberating] 448 00:23:22,751 --> 00:23:23,876 What is that? 449 00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:27,959 That's the hourly dong. You know I got Phil Glass to compose that? 450 00:23:28,543 --> 00:23:30,334 -What? -Who's Phil Gas? 451 00:23:30,418 --> 00:23:33,626 Okay, let's stop talking and actually start hanging out and having fun. 452 00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:35,834 Your rooms are assigned by the chakra 453 00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:38,126 that I most closely associate with each of you. [chuckles] 454 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,126 I know. Go with it, okay? 455 00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:42,626 Your biorhythm monitor is the key to your room. 456 00:23:42,709 --> 00:23:45,334 -It'll lead you to the room using haptics. -Oh my God. 457 00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:48,334 [Miles] Get settled in, change. Let's meet up at the pool. 458 00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:51,001 We'll have a chill afternoon. And then the game begins. 459 00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:52,418 -[monitor vibrating] -Ooh. [gasps] 460 00:23:52,501 --> 00:23:56,251 Sacral! [laughs] You know me, Miles. 461 00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,126 Oh, Miles. 462 00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:01,793 -Ooh. -Hey, Andi… 463 00:24:01,876 --> 00:24:03,834 -[Birdie gasps] Sacral! -[Miles] I… 464 00:24:05,126 --> 00:24:06,376 I really am glad you're here. 465 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:16,168 Wow. I… I'm sorry, but that is just crazy. 466 00:24:16,251 --> 00:24:18,043 -I know. Hey, Mr. Blanc. -[Benoit] Hmm? 467 00:24:18,126 --> 00:24:20,543 -Could we have a quick word? -Mmm, of course. 468 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,626 [mysterious music playing] 469 00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:38,043 Oh my word. This… 470 00:24:38,126 --> 00:24:40,668 Oh my goodness, me. This is… [chuckles] 471 00:24:40,751 --> 00:24:43,001 That is… Wait, what is that? 472 00:24:43,084 --> 00:24:45,418 Oh my God, it's full of stars! 473 00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:48,293 2010, the year we made contact, that's… 474 00:24:48,376 --> 00:24:51,584 Um, this is amazing, just amazing. 475 00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:53,918 I… I'm so happy to be here under… 476 00:24:54,001 --> 00:24:57,543 If there's any role you'd like me to play in this murder mystery game 477 00:24:57,626 --> 00:25:02,293 as the… I don't know, detective, I'd be more than happy to oblige. 478 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:06,168 Just to be included and to… To meet you… 479 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,209 Is that a motorcar? 480 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,501 Oh, yeah. That's my Baby Blue. 481 00:25:12,584 --> 00:25:16,043 It's one-of-a-kind. Goes anywhere I go. All around the world. 482 00:25:17,043 --> 00:25:18,584 Why is it on the roof? 483 00:25:20,084 --> 00:25:22,126 'Cause there's nowhere to drive it on the island. 484 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:25,251 [inhales] Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 485 00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:26,834 [Miles] Mr. Blanc, uh… 486 00:25:27,418 --> 00:25:28,418 I wanted to ask, 487 00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,168 what are you doing here? 488 00:25:31,751 --> 00:25:33,209 [spluttering] I'm sorry? 489 00:25:33,293 --> 00:25:34,584 What are you doing here? 490 00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:36,543 [scoffs] 491 00:25:37,126 --> 00:25:39,043 Uh, you invited me. 492 00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:40,793 No, I didn't. 493 00:25:41,459 --> 00:25:42,501 What… 494 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:46,543 You sent me a box. 495 00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:50,126 -Wait, you received a box? -[Benoit] Yes. 496 00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:55,584 The wooden box was delivered to my home with some simple children's puzzles 497 00:25:55,668 --> 00:25:59,126 which, once I completed them, there was an invitation inside. 498 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:00,584 Do you have that invitation? 499 00:26:00,668 --> 00:26:02,209 Well, yes, I do. [laughs] 500 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:05,709 I'm sorry. I'm… I'm very confused. 501 00:26:05,793 --> 00:26:08,751 [spluttering] Is this part of the game? 502 00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:09,834 [mouthing] No. 503 00:26:11,043 --> 00:26:14,876 This is just like the other ones, but I didn't send it to you. 504 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:16,959 [mysterious music playing] 505 00:26:19,168 --> 00:26:21,668 How many of these boxes did you create? 506 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:25,334 -Five. One for each of my friends. -No test boxes? No prototypes? 507 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,793 No, my puzzle guy barely got the five done in time, 508 00:26:27,876 --> 00:26:29,293 and he apprenticed with Ricky Jay. 509 00:26:29,376 --> 00:26:32,168 And once the boxes are open and the puzzles completed, 510 00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:35,126 is there any way to close them again? To… To reset 'em? 511 00:26:37,043 --> 00:26:38,918 Hang on. Hang on. 512 00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:41,918 Someone reset the box. 513 00:26:43,251 --> 00:26:46,876 Someone reset the box. They sent it to you as a gag. 514 00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:51,459 "Miles is doing a murder mystery. Let's invite Benoit freaking Blanc." 515 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,668 [laughs] 516 00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:53,834 It's so good. 517 00:26:53,918 --> 00:26:57,251 I am mortified. I don't-- 518 00:26:57,334 --> 00:27:01,543 Why? I've got the predefinite detective in the world at my murder mystery party. 519 00:27:01,626 --> 00:27:03,293 That is so legit. 520 00:27:03,376 --> 00:27:07,209 [sighs] Mr. Bron, I've learned through bitter experience 521 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:10,709 that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with. 522 00:27:10,793 --> 00:27:14,168 Okay, look, come on. I'd love to have you visit me in my home. 523 00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:18,418 There, you've been invited. You're an official guest now. 524 00:27:18,501 --> 00:27:22,126 Thrilled to have you. I mean, relax. Enjoy yourself. 525 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:26,001 Hey, try to solve the murder mystery if you can. 526 00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:29,376 I don't want to toot my own horn, but it's pretty next level. 527 00:27:29,459 --> 00:27:30,876 I'm gonna foil. See you at the pool. 528 00:27:35,459 --> 00:27:37,293 [dramatic music playing] 529 00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:55,418 Lionel, you are too sexy to be a scientist. 530 00:27:55,501 --> 00:27:59,126 And, Claire… you look so cute. 531 00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:00,501 Aw, thanks, Bird. 532 00:28:00,584 --> 00:28:03,376 You really try. I like that. You really make an effort. 533 00:28:03,459 --> 00:28:05,459 Well, I figured, Greece. 534 00:28:06,209 --> 00:28:08,376 And no masks, I can breathe again. 535 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:11,543 Look at this pool. I think I'll go for a swim. 536 00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:13,584 [soaring music plays] 537 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,501 Maybe I'll lay out for a bit. 538 00:28:19,376 --> 00:28:21,501 ["Under the Bridge" being played on guitar] 539 00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:26,834 [Miles] AK and Flea get all the credit, 540 00:28:26,918 --> 00:28:29,709 but Frusciante really is the heart of the Chili Peppers. 541 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,043 -Hey, Blanc! Have a dip. -[chuckles] Hey. 542 00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:34,209 Grab a hard kombucha. They're actually pretty good. 543 00:28:34,293 --> 00:28:36,709 Jared Leto sent 'em over. I think he wants me to invest. 544 00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:38,959 -Well, I am on vacation, so… -Hey, booch me! 545 00:28:39,043 --> 00:28:40,126 There you go. 546 00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:41,126 Yeah. 547 00:28:41,209 --> 00:28:42,584 Oh! The Baby Blue! 548 00:28:42,668 --> 00:28:43,584 [Duke] Iconic. 549 00:28:43,668 --> 00:28:46,459 Remember that night you almost pancaked me with it on the road outside-- 550 00:28:46,543 --> 00:28:48,084 Anderson Cooper's birthday. 551 00:28:48,168 --> 00:28:49,501 [both chuckle] 552 00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:51,959 Coop's parties are memorable. 553 00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:56,043 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[Duke] Yep! 554 00:28:58,584 --> 00:28:59,418 [Duke grunts] 555 00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:00,418 [Claire] Oh, God. 556 00:29:00,501 --> 00:29:01,626 [Lionel] Really, Duke? 557 00:29:02,793 --> 00:29:04,376 -[gunshot] -[Claire] Oh my God! 558 00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:05,334 Really. 559 00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:06,251 Asshole. 560 00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:09,126 [Miles] Now it's a party. 561 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,334 That is quite a piece. 562 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,918 -Never without it. -Mmm. 563 00:29:16,043 --> 00:29:19,334 -So I see. [chuckles] -You never know when shit's gonna go down. 564 00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:20,376 Ah… 565 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,334 [suspenseful music playing] 566 00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:30,418 Birdie. You have to tell him. 567 00:29:30,501 --> 00:29:32,126 -You gotta tell him. -I will. 568 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,751 -I'm serious. You gotta-- -I will. 569 00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:35,209 -I will. -You just gotta go beg. 570 00:29:35,293 --> 00:29:36,293 -Okay? -Oh, God. 571 00:29:36,376 --> 00:29:39,043 When he goes to his room, just follow him and then do it. 572 00:29:39,126 --> 00:29:41,459 I will take care of him. Don't worry. 573 00:29:42,918 --> 00:29:45,001 [Miles] Cool me off. Gimme a sip of that. 574 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,793 -I'm hot for both-- -That's so hot. 575 00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:48,834 [both laugh] 576 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,668 There was a time, you know, back when… 577 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,293 I was the one on magazines. He was nobody. 578 00:29:58,251 --> 00:30:00,501 He couldn't believe he was even talking to me. 579 00:30:04,043 --> 00:30:05,043 He said that to me. 580 00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:09,376 "You're Birdie Jay, on billboards. I can't believe I'm talking to you." 581 00:30:11,251 --> 00:30:13,668 He was this little thing in my hand. 582 00:30:13,751 --> 00:30:14,751 [Whiskey laughs] 583 00:30:17,959 --> 00:30:18,959 I preferred that. 584 00:30:29,709 --> 00:30:33,501 Andi! Hi! Wow. 585 00:30:34,251 --> 00:30:35,376 How long has it been? 586 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:38,626 Since the trial. So a few months. 587 00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:41,626 Mmm, the trial, ugh. That was not fun. 588 00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:45,834 I mean, for all of us. For anybody. Right, Peg? 589 00:30:46,584 --> 00:30:49,043 Right? I'm uncomfortable. I'm gonna go for a swim. 590 00:30:50,543 --> 00:30:52,543 [machine beeps, whirring] 591 00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:56,584 Now, I can handle the Matisse in the bathroom, 592 00:30:56,668 --> 00:30:59,876 but is, uh… Is that a fax machine? 593 00:31:00,501 --> 00:31:01,376 [Birdie chuckles] 594 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,584 Miles doesn't even have a phone. 595 00:31:03,668 --> 00:31:05,918 It's really convenient. I have one number, 596 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:08,334 goes to all my fax machines all over the world. 597 00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:10,668 There's something about analog that's-- 598 00:31:10,751 --> 00:31:13,834 Oh! Look at this blast from my past. 599 00:31:13,918 --> 00:31:15,793 -[chuckles] -Look, everybody. Look. 600 00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,209 Miles, you're so funny, having this around. 601 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,626 [Benoit] May I ask, if it isn't too presumptuous of me, 602 00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:23,584 what first drew you all together? 603 00:31:23,668 --> 00:31:25,626 You're such an eclectic bunch. [chuckles] 604 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:29,418 I think disruptors recognize each other. 605 00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:30,334 Yes. 606 00:31:30,418 --> 00:31:33,293 Now you've used that word before, "disruptors." 607 00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:34,626 What does that mean? 608 00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:36,584 [Miles] Some people think Birdie's disruptive 609 00:31:36,668 --> 00:31:38,168 every time she opens her mouth. 610 00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:41,001 I mean, just because she says what everyone's thinking, 611 00:31:41,084 --> 00:31:43,043 but no one's got the nerve to say. 612 00:31:43,126 --> 00:31:44,959 It's true. I say it like I see it. 613 00:31:45,043 --> 00:31:48,209 No. But seriously, you know about Sweetie Pants, right? 614 00:31:48,293 --> 00:31:50,584 I'm going to embarrass myself here. 615 00:31:51,459 --> 00:31:54,834 I adore Sweetie Pants. I live in mine-- 616 00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:58,376 You're sitting next to Birdie Jay. She was a fashion icon. 617 00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:01,543 And then the youngest editor ever of She She Magazine. Right? 618 00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:05,584 Establishment BS, on top of the world, but then… 619 00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:07,834 Well… [sighs] 620 00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:11,334 Then there was the whole thing with the Halloween costume. 621 00:32:11,418 --> 00:32:12,251 Oh. 622 00:32:12,334 --> 00:32:16,168 [Birdie] It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way. 623 00:32:16,709 --> 00:32:18,918 -Anyway, I had a lot of time at home. -[Benoit] Mm-hmm. 624 00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:21,668 -[Birdie] I just spent all my time in my-- -Oh, in sweatpants. 625 00:32:22,251 --> 00:32:25,751 [Miles] She comes out with designer, high quality, comfortable sweatpants 626 00:32:25,834 --> 00:32:27,418 just as a pandemic hits. 627 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:30,626 She disrupted her own disruption. She made a killing. 628 00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,876 And look at Duke. You think people looked at him 629 00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:35,418 and saw anything other than the beef? 630 00:32:35,501 --> 00:32:39,834 You think they saw the first influencer to have a million followers on Twitch? 631 00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,626 Yes, I did. Here it is. [grunts] Deal with it. 632 00:32:42,709 --> 00:32:44,168 -Hello. -[Miles] What about Claire? 633 00:32:44,251 --> 00:32:48,501 You know, soccer mom in beige throwing grenades into machine politics. 634 00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:52,626 Lionel, he didn't wait ten years licking on the taint of academia 635 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:55,334 to get permission to start pushing the boundaries of science. 636 00:32:55,418 --> 00:32:58,876 He just did it. That's what I did with Al-- 637 00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:04,584 That's what we did with Alpha. Disrupt. See… 638 00:33:08,376 --> 00:33:10,584 Tell you a little secret. Your worldview's gonna change. 639 00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:14,126 Once you hear it, you can't unhear it. Is your phone turned off? 640 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,626 -Oh, I left it in my room. -[Miles] Okay. 641 00:33:18,251 --> 00:33:22,251 If you want to shake things up, you start with something small. 642 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,834 You break a norm, or an idea, or a convention, 643 00:33:24,918 --> 00:33:26,001 some little business model. 644 00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:29,501 But you go with things that people are kind of tired of anyway. 645 00:33:29,584 --> 00:33:32,709 Everybody gets excited because you're busting up something 646 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,876 that everyone wanted broken in the first place. 647 00:33:36,126 --> 00:33:39,043 That's the infraction point. 648 00:33:39,126 --> 00:33:42,668 That's the place where you have to look within yourself 649 00:33:43,459 --> 00:33:46,709 and ask, "Am I the kind of person who will keep going?" 650 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:49,376 Will you break more things? 651 00:33:50,334 --> 00:33:52,001 Break bigger things? 652 00:33:52,084 --> 00:33:56,959 Are you willing to break the thing that nobody wants you to break? 653 00:33:57,918 --> 00:34:01,793 Because at that point, people are not gonna be on your side. 654 00:34:01,876 --> 00:34:03,876 They're gonna call you crazy. 655 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:07,168 They're gonna say you're a bully. They're gonna tell you to stop. 656 00:34:08,043 --> 00:34:11,459 Even your partner will say, "You need to stop." 657 00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:13,959 Because as it turns out, 658 00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:19,001 nobody wants you to break the system itself. 659 00:34:20,251 --> 00:34:23,418 But that is what true disruption is. 660 00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:28,084 And that is what unites all of us. 661 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:32,793 We all got to that line and crossed it. 662 00:34:33,543 --> 00:34:35,459 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 663 00:34:35,543 --> 00:34:37,084 -[Miles] See? -Yeah, yeah. 664 00:34:37,168 --> 00:34:38,584 So, disruptors. 665 00:34:39,751 --> 00:34:40,751 All of us. 666 00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:44,376 [clapping] 667 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,418 Wow. 668 00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:48,334 Mmm! 669 00:34:48,834 --> 00:34:51,334 That was some real red-pill stuff, Miles. 670 00:34:51,418 --> 00:34:55,376 The Andi I built Alpha with? She believed it. 671 00:34:55,459 --> 00:34:56,793 Oh, I believed it. 672 00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,293 I believed it. 673 00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:02,459 Mr. Blanc, you're a detective, right? 674 00:35:02,543 --> 00:35:03,793 Yes, I'm… 675 00:35:04,959 --> 00:35:06,584 Can you spot the other thing? 676 00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:09,459 The real thing this group has in common? 677 00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:10,876 Andi, come on. 678 00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:14,668 Oh, Lionel. Everybody knows who Lionel works for. 679 00:35:14,751 --> 00:35:16,001 That's no secret. 680 00:35:17,251 --> 00:35:19,751 And we know who bankrolled Claire's campaign. 681 00:35:22,418 --> 00:35:24,126 But when nobody… 682 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,834 Nobody would touch Birdie with a ten-foot pole 683 00:35:26,918 --> 00:35:31,334 because she went on Oprah and compared herself to Harriet Tubman… 684 00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:33,501 In spirit! Oh, God. 685 00:35:33,584 --> 00:35:34,668 …who do you think showed up 686 00:35:34,751 --> 00:35:37,251 as an angel investor in Sweetie Pants? Huh? 687 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:39,459 And Duke. 688 00:35:39,543 --> 00:35:41,209 When Duke got banned from Twitch 689 00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:43,626 for hawking rhino-horn boner pills to teenage boys… 690 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,293 There was zero rhino in those pills. 691 00:35:45,376 --> 00:35:47,168 …who set him up at YouTube 692 00:35:47,251 --> 00:35:49,918 and used their media empire to promote the stream? 693 00:35:50,543 --> 00:35:52,626 That is the common thread here. 694 00:35:53,626 --> 00:35:56,126 Every single one of you is holding on for dear life 695 00:35:56,209 --> 00:35:58,126 to Miles Bron's golden titties. 696 00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:00,459 And each of you, 697 00:36:01,834 --> 00:36:04,251 you'll stab a friend in the back to hold on. 698 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,001 That is what I believe. 699 00:36:23,126 --> 00:36:24,043 [Claire sighs] 700 00:36:25,168 --> 00:36:27,043 [Claire] Andi, wait. 701 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:29,584 [Miles] Wow. 702 00:36:30,168 --> 00:36:32,168 That was so real. 703 00:36:34,876 --> 00:36:36,584 Anyway, dinner's at 8:00. 704 00:36:38,543 --> 00:36:40,043 See you all there? Yeah. 705 00:36:42,376 --> 00:36:43,668 [Birdie] Like Miles said, 706 00:36:44,668 --> 00:36:48,584 I'm a truth-teller. Some people can't handle it. 707 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:53,668 It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought 708 00:36:53,751 --> 00:36:55,043 for speaking the truth. 709 00:36:57,168 --> 00:36:58,418 Don't you think? 710 00:36:58,501 --> 00:36:59,959 [mysterious music playing] 711 00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,543 Are you calling me dangerous? 712 00:37:02,626 --> 00:37:03,918 Well, we'll see. 713 00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:06,293 If you'll excuse me. 714 00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:13,918 [mysterious music continues] 715 00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:19,293 [Claire] Something's off. 716 00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:21,084 [Lionel] What do you mean? 717 00:37:21,168 --> 00:37:22,251 She's changed. 718 00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:25,793 What's she playing at? 719 00:37:27,709 --> 00:37:29,084 [Peg] Mr. Bron! Wait! 720 00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:32,793 Hey, hi. 721 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,626 -Hello. -[Peg] Uh… 722 00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:39,084 -Please don't do this. -Sorry? 723 00:37:39,168 --> 00:37:42,209 Bird showed me the statement you want her to make to the press about Bangladesh, 724 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:45,876 and if you make her go through with it, her name is… 725 00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:48,584 destroyed. 726 00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:53,918 But you see, my resume is just Birdie Jay, Birdie Jay, 727 00:37:54,001 --> 00:37:56,168 a short stint in retail, and then Birdie Jay. 728 00:37:56,251 --> 00:37:59,376 So if her name is destroyed, then my name is… 729 00:38:01,501 --> 00:38:02,668 I… I'm sorry… 730 00:38:05,543 --> 00:38:06,751 It's Peg. 731 00:38:08,334 --> 00:38:12,334 I'm begging you. You gotta get her to make that statement. 732 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,418 It is her only way out. 733 00:38:17,834 --> 00:38:19,376 -What-- -Okay, good. 734 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:21,334 But, uh… 735 00:38:28,084 --> 00:38:32,668 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[gong reverberating] 736 00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:53,043 [lighter clicks] 737 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,084 [alarm blaring] 738 00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,668 [automated voice] This is a smokeless garden. 739 00:39:00,751 --> 00:39:04,251 This is a smokeless garden. This is a smokeless garden. 740 00:39:04,334 --> 00:39:05,376 [alarms blaring] 741 00:39:05,459 --> 00:39:07,459 [automated voice] Please, keep our water clean. 742 00:39:07,543 --> 00:39:11,168 Please, keep our water clean. Please, keep our water clean. 743 00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:16,209 [panting] 744 00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:23,959 [Miles laughs] 745 00:39:31,709 --> 00:39:33,084 [rustling] 746 00:39:34,668 --> 00:39:35,834 [Miles moaning] 747 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:38,959 Are you gonna do it for me? 748 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,793 [Miles] Mm-hmm. 749 00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:52,084 ["To Love Somebody" playing] 750 00:40:00,626 --> 00:40:01,959 ♪ There's a light ♪ 751 00:40:04,543 --> 00:40:06,168 ♪ A certain kind of light ♪ 752 00:40:06,251 --> 00:40:07,751 [Birdie gasps] Wow! 753 00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:10,376 ♪ That never shone on me ♪ 754 00:40:13,251 --> 00:40:15,543 ♪ I want my life to be ♪ 755 00:40:16,793 --> 00:40:18,543 ♪ Lived with you ♪ 756 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:21,418 ♪ Lived with you ♪ 757 00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:23,668 ♪ There's a way… ♪ 758 00:40:24,418 --> 00:40:27,459 Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered. 759 00:40:27,543 --> 00:40:29,709 I think I remember everyone's favorite. 760 00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:31,376 And we got tamales. 761 00:40:32,376 --> 00:40:33,584 My chemist. 762 00:40:35,418 --> 00:40:38,209 -Mmm, Lagavulin 16. -[Miles] He likes it heavy on the peat. 763 00:40:38,293 --> 00:40:39,418 [Lionel] Serve it up neat. 764 00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:41,543 Is this my Cuban Breeze? 765 00:40:41,626 --> 00:40:44,709 The drink that got us on the no-fly list at St. Barts. What else? 766 00:40:44,793 --> 00:40:46,209 Well, #WorthIt. 767 00:40:46,959 --> 00:40:48,084 -Claire-bear. -[Claire] Hmm? 768 00:40:48,168 --> 00:40:50,001 -Room temp white. -[Claire] Pinot Gris. 769 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,084 [grunts] 770 00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:54,501 Halle Berry! That has a kick. 771 00:40:54,584 --> 00:40:56,751 Oh, that's Jeremy Renner's small-batch hot sauce. 772 00:40:56,834 --> 00:40:57,834 [clears throat] 773 00:40:57,918 --> 00:41:01,084 I let him invest. He sends me a pallet every year. Take a few bottles. 774 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:03,668 Well… [coughs] …thank you. 775 00:41:03,751 --> 00:41:06,501 I apologize. I don't know your drink, but, you know, pick your poison. 776 00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:07,626 Hey, Andi. 777 00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:13,709 I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda. 778 00:41:17,459 --> 00:41:19,459 -You know I-- -[Claire] Okay. Miles. 779 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:22,793 [scoffs] I mean, I know you have a thing for it, but… 780 00:41:22,876 --> 00:41:25,918 I mean, this place is the Tate Modern! 781 00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:30,626 Why would you hang a framed print of the Mona Lisa front and center? 782 00:41:30,709 --> 00:41:33,084 It's like having a Che poster in your dorm room. 783 00:41:33,168 --> 00:41:34,918 -[Miles] Mm-hmm. -[chuckles] 784 00:41:35,001 --> 00:41:35,834 Or… 785 00:41:38,251 --> 00:41:39,501 Come on. 786 00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:41,793 Wait. 787 00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:43,876 -That's impossible, Miles. -[Miles] Mm-hmm. 788 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:47,709 Forgive my incredulity, but surely… [laughs] No, the Mona Lisa, 789 00:41:47,793 --> 00:41:50,334 that's property of the state. There's no way-- 790 00:41:50,418 --> 00:41:51,793 Blame it on the pando, Blanc. 791 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:55,334 The Louvre was closed, France needed money, 792 00:41:55,418 --> 00:41:58,043 and so I bought myself a little short-term loan. 793 00:41:58,126 --> 00:42:01,459 It turns out the transport and the security was most of the cost. 794 00:42:01,543 --> 00:42:02,418 Check this out. 795 00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:04,084 [glass shield thuds] 796 00:42:04,168 --> 00:42:05,959 -[Claire] Oh my God. -[Birdie] Oh my God. 797 00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:07,626 -[Birdie laughs] -[sighs] 798 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:08,876 Don't tell the insurance guys, 799 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:11,543 but I had a little override button installed. 800 00:42:11,626 --> 00:42:13,584 -Oh, you did. -Where do you think it is? 801 00:42:15,126 --> 00:42:15,959 [thuds] 802 00:42:16,043 --> 00:42:18,168 [Birdie] Oh, my gosh! It's easy. 803 00:42:18,251 --> 00:42:19,626 [Miles] It's so freaking sensitive. 804 00:42:19,709 --> 00:42:21,543 A phone dings, it closes up. It's ridiculous, 805 00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:25,834 but I needed to be able to look her in the eyes without glass in between us. 806 00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:30,251 My mom took me to Paris when I was six years old. 807 00:42:32,168 --> 00:42:34,543 First time I looked at this lady, it changed my life. 808 00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:39,376 You know da Vinci invented a technique for brushstrokes that leave no lines? 809 00:42:40,001 --> 00:42:44,293 That's how you can look straight at her, and her expression changes every time. 810 00:42:44,376 --> 00:42:48,543 Her smile's there, then it disappears. Is she happy? Is she sad? 811 00:42:48,626 --> 00:42:49,709 Is it something else? 812 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:54,084 This simple thing that you thought you were looking at, 813 00:42:54,918 --> 00:42:59,043 it suddenly takes on layers and depth so complex, 814 00:42:59,918 --> 00:43:01,001 it gives you vertigo. 815 00:43:02,043 --> 00:43:03,293 It really is something. 816 00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:05,959 It's a classic. 817 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,668 Hey. Not here. 818 00:43:09,709 --> 00:43:13,126 Every time we've gotten to the point where I'm going to strangle you, 819 00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:15,376 you pull something like this, and it's magic. 820 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,834 -Thank you. Thank you. -Look, it all started with her. 821 00:43:18,501 --> 00:43:19,751 What did I say to you guys? 822 00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:22,459 The first night we hung out at the Glass Onion, what did I say? 823 00:43:22,543 --> 00:43:24,751 I wanna be responsible for something that gets mentioned 824 00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:27,001 in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. 825 00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,043 Forever. 826 00:43:28,626 --> 00:43:30,668 A-and what does that mean? 827 00:43:30,751 --> 00:43:32,293 Oh, it means immortality. 828 00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:34,459 He wants to do something that's gonna change-- 829 00:43:34,543 --> 00:43:35,918 [Claire] Wait a minute, Miles. 830 00:43:36,001 --> 00:43:39,543 Why do you have the Mona Lisa in your living room? 831 00:43:41,168 --> 00:43:42,209 In one week, 832 00:43:43,001 --> 00:43:45,876 I've invited world leaders and members of the press from all over 833 00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:47,209 to come to this island. 834 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:51,251 And right here, I'm going to unveil the future. 835 00:43:54,418 --> 00:43:56,043 -[sighs] -You know what this is? 836 00:43:56,126 --> 00:43:57,918 You know damn well we do. 837 00:43:58,709 --> 00:44:00,251 What's going on, Miles? 838 00:44:00,334 --> 00:44:02,168 Uh… I don't. [chuckles] 839 00:44:02,251 --> 00:44:04,084 -Don't drop it. -[Claire] Oh my God. 840 00:44:05,168 --> 00:44:08,168 [Miles] That's a new solid hydrogen fuel. It's incredibly powerful. 841 00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:09,501 It's radically efficient. 842 00:44:09,584 --> 00:44:13,584 Zero carbon emissions, and it's derived from abundant seawater. 843 00:44:14,501 --> 00:44:16,501 I call it Klear, with a K. 844 00:44:16,584 --> 00:44:20,543 And at this event, we are going to announce "Klear America." 845 00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:22,626 Our affordable home power solution. 846 00:44:22,709 --> 00:44:25,376 Klear is going to be powering people's dreams, 847 00:44:25,459 --> 00:44:27,959 all over this country, by the end of this year. 848 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,543 -[glass shield thuds] -[sighs] 849 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:31,459 No. 850 00:44:32,668 --> 00:44:34,959 No. Because I was clear with you. 851 00:44:35,043 --> 00:44:37,751 I told you I need two years minimum 852 00:44:37,834 --> 00:44:40,959 to test this stuff to see if it's safe or even viable. 853 00:44:42,168 --> 00:44:45,584 Claire and I are not gonna be responsible for putting something out in the world 854 00:44:45,668 --> 00:44:47,334 before it's tested and-- 855 00:44:52,251 --> 00:44:53,251 Oh, no. 856 00:44:54,043 --> 00:44:55,251 Oh, yeah. 857 00:44:55,334 --> 00:44:56,751 No. 858 00:44:56,834 --> 00:45:00,793 You're running this entire place off this? 859 00:45:00,876 --> 00:45:03,251 All of it. All this awesome lighting, 860 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:07,043 the heating and cooling, everything right down to my fax machine. 861 00:45:07,959 --> 00:45:11,001 The whole Glass Onion is powered by Klear. 862 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,376 Oh my God, Miles. 863 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,793 Guys, we did it. 864 00:45:15,876 --> 00:45:16,834 I'm out. I'm done. 865 00:45:18,459 --> 00:45:22,418 This is reckless. And you're gonna get somebody killed. 866 00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:24,334 Bro, you're not getting out. 867 00:45:24,959 --> 00:45:26,334 It's already happening. 868 00:45:27,209 --> 00:45:29,959 I love you. Come on, let's… Let's eat! 869 00:45:31,584 --> 00:45:32,959 [Lionel sighs heavily] 870 00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:35,668 Okay, gang. 871 00:45:36,668 --> 00:45:41,543 It's been a memorable weekend already, to be sure, but now the real fun starts. 872 00:45:43,126 --> 00:45:47,459 We got three days to bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea, 873 00:45:47,543 --> 00:45:49,793 eat good food and wine, and enjoy each other's company. 874 00:45:49,876 --> 00:45:55,001 But alongside and underneath the partay, you've been charged with a serious task. 875 00:45:55,626 --> 00:46:00,793 Because tonight, in this very room, a murder will be committed. 876 00:46:00,876 --> 00:46:01,876 [Claire scoffs] 877 00:46:02,543 --> 00:46:03,418 My murder. 878 00:46:04,418 --> 00:46:06,751 You will have to closely observe the crime. 879 00:46:07,376 --> 00:46:09,043 Consider what you know about each other. 880 00:46:09,126 --> 00:46:12,418 Know that across the island, I've hidden clues. 881 00:46:12,501 --> 00:46:16,668 Some may be helpful, some may misdirect. That's for you to determine. 882 00:46:18,251 --> 00:46:23,584 But if anyone can name the killer, tell me how they achieved the murder, 883 00:46:23,668 --> 00:46:26,918 and, most importantly, what was the motive, 884 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:29,084 that person wins our game. 885 00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:33,626 Any questions? 886 00:46:33,709 --> 00:46:36,668 Uh, wait… What do we win? 887 00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:40,293 I… What do you mean? What do you… 888 00:46:41,126 --> 00:46:42,168 What do you want? 889 00:46:43,043 --> 00:46:44,834 No. No, nothing, I just… 890 00:46:44,918 --> 00:46:47,501 I just thought maybe there was a prize or something. 891 00:46:48,334 --> 00:46:51,084 I… An iPad or like… 892 00:46:53,751 --> 00:46:56,168 Okay, fine. Yeah, no, the winner gets an iPad. 893 00:46:57,126 --> 00:47:01,918 And, uh, once you're dead, will we still be able to talk to you? 894 00:47:02,626 --> 00:47:05,584 Yeah, I'm not playing dead the whole weekend, dude. [splutters] 895 00:47:05,668 --> 00:47:06,751 We hang, but I… 896 00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:09,459 You just can't ask me questions. I'm not gonna help. 897 00:47:09,543 --> 00:47:13,043 I don't actually need an iPad. I'm just saying. It's just… 898 00:47:13,126 --> 00:47:16,626 When you said "win," it… You know, it made me say it. 899 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,501 Can we, um, work together? 900 00:47:19,334 --> 00:47:21,751 [Miles] Um, only one person can solve the crime, 901 00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:25,626 so if you got a theory, keep it close to your chest. 902 00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:29,001 It's designed to be hard. This will take the whole weekend. 903 00:47:29,084 --> 00:47:30,834 Well, this is truly delightful. 904 00:47:32,126 --> 00:47:34,334 Oh! Have we started already, is it-- 905 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:36,834 -Well, the murder hasn't happened. But… -Oh, yeah. 906 00:47:36,918 --> 00:47:39,459 Yeah, why not? As Watson said to Holmes-- 907 00:47:39,543 --> 00:47:43,501 It was Birdie who planted a remote device on a crossbow 908 00:47:43,584 --> 00:47:47,584 in revenge for you stealing her signature Ren Diamond. 909 00:47:51,751 --> 00:47:53,501 Look at the seating arrangement. 910 00:47:54,084 --> 00:47:58,418 It triangulates Birdie just perfectly with that thing, 911 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:01,001 which is loaded with a dummy bolt. 912 00:48:02,293 --> 00:48:03,709 Aimed directly… 913 00:48:06,459 --> 00:48:07,584 at Mr. Bron. 914 00:48:08,251 --> 00:48:13,376 Now I believe close inspection will reveal some sort of remote triggering device, 915 00:48:13,459 --> 00:48:19,543 but more damning, that is a vintage Jayhawk brand crossbow. 916 00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:22,209 Jayhawk, Birdie Jay. 917 00:48:22,876 --> 00:48:25,918 Of course, there are other superfluous and rather clumsy clues. 918 00:48:26,001 --> 00:48:28,418 The hedgerow in the south garden spells letter B. 919 00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:31,876 Birdie's room is the sacral chakra, which is the one blocked by guilt. 920 00:48:31,959 --> 00:48:36,001 Blah, blah, blah. But the motive, yes, 921 00:48:36,084 --> 00:48:40,043 on the cleverly planted 1998 issue of The Face magazine 922 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:41,793 with Birdie on the cover… 923 00:48:41,876 --> 00:48:46,959 [chuckles] …she famously wore what became known as the Ren Diamond. 924 00:48:47,043 --> 00:48:49,043 And that's a family heirloom, I believe. 925 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:54,001 Well, to be clear, I mean, I didn't know what a "blood diamond" was so-- 926 00:48:54,084 --> 00:49:00,126 Mr. Bron, the large pendulous locket which is… Has not left your neck. 927 00:49:00,209 --> 00:49:04,084 [chuckles] Bit out of keeping with your breezy island style. 928 00:49:04,834 --> 00:49:06,709 Would you kindly open it for us? 929 00:49:12,918 --> 00:49:13,918 [screams] 930 00:49:14,834 --> 00:49:15,918 My Ren Diamond! 931 00:49:16,001 --> 00:49:20,543 A dramatic, passionate and colorful crime for a fashionista. 932 00:49:20,626 --> 00:49:21,959 Miss Birdie Jay. 933 00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:28,251 Unfortunately, this crime clashed with the presence of Benoit Blanc. 934 00:49:33,876 --> 00:49:34,834 [Benoit laughs] Oh! 935 00:49:34,918 --> 00:49:39,543 That… See that? That just went up… Very good. Very good. 936 00:49:41,876 --> 00:49:48,209 My God, that just felt so good. So solid, so satisfying! 937 00:49:48,293 --> 00:49:51,668 You know, like one of those mini-crosswords The Times has 938 00:49:51,751 --> 00:49:56,126 or, you know, I have a chef friend, and she speaks of trying to create 939 00:49:56,209 --> 00:50:01,876 the perfect bite and that just felt like the most satisfying bite-sized-- 940 00:50:08,376 --> 00:50:09,209 You're angry. 941 00:50:11,251 --> 00:50:15,043 No, Blanc, I'm, uh, just, you know… 942 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:16,751 What the hell? 943 00:50:17,668 --> 00:50:21,501 That was not the simplest thing to set up, so… 944 00:50:21,584 --> 00:50:24,251 It's fine. It doesn't matter. It's just… 945 00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:26,709 I hired Gillian Flynn to write the whole thing-- 946 00:50:26,793 --> 00:50:30,626 -Oh, she's quite good. -She's goddamn expensive, is what she is. 947 00:50:31,501 --> 00:50:35,376 What am I supposed to do now? Play Yahtzee all weekend? Just… [exhales] 948 00:50:37,543 --> 00:50:42,376 Mr. Bron, truth is, I… I ruined your game on purpose 949 00:50:43,501 --> 00:50:45,501 and for a very good reason. 950 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:46,918 I'm sorry, what? 951 00:50:48,876 --> 00:50:51,751 I like the Glass Onion as a metaphor. 952 00:50:51,834 --> 00:50:54,709 An object that seems densely layered, 953 00:50:54,793 --> 00:50:57,626 but in reality the center is in plain sight. 954 00:50:58,209 --> 00:51:01,751 Your relationship with these people may seem complex, 955 00:51:01,834 --> 00:51:04,876 but look, what you've done this weekend is crystal clear. 956 00:51:06,001 --> 00:51:07,459 You've taken seven people, 957 00:51:07,543 --> 00:51:10,834 each of whom has a real-life reason to wish you harm, 958 00:51:10,918 --> 00:51:13,834 gathered them together on a remote island 959 00:51:13,918 --> 00:51:17,293 and placed the idea of your murder in their heads. 960 00:51:18,626 --> 00:51:22,418 It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights! 961 00:51:22,501 --> 00:51:24,209 Oh, whoa. [chuckles] 962 00:51:24,293 --> 00:51:25,418 Come on. 963 00:51:26,043 --> 00:51:30,793 So you play hardball with Lionel, threaten to destroy his reputation 964 00:51:30,876 --> 00:51:34,543 if he does not play along and power a manned rocket with Klear. 965 00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:36,293 But now with Claire too… 966 00:51:36,376 --> 00:51:39,126 Now perhaps, you threaten to support her opponent 967 00:51:39,209 --> 00:51:44,001 in the up-and-coming election if she does not approve your power plant. 968 00:51:44,584 --> 00:51:46,251 You have done some homework. 969 00:51:46,334 --> 00:51:49,043 And Birdie. Bangladesh. 970 00:51:49,126 --> 00:51:52,001 Sweetie Pants are manufactured there in a sweatshop. 971 00:51:52,084 --> 00:51:55,501 You're making Birdie take the fall to cover your ass as the main investor. 972 00:51:56,959 --> 00:52:02,418 And Duke? Well… [chuckles] …we all know why Duke wants to kill you. 973 00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:04,251 He doesn't know about that. 974 00:52:04,834 --> 00:52:06,251 Yes, he does. 975 00:52:07,709 --> 00:52:10,709 Take my presence as a sign. 976 00:52:11,418 --> 00:52:16,543 For at least one person on this island, this is not a game. 977 00:52:19,251 --> 00:52:21,876 Oh, this is the famous napkin! 978 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:23,834 I know this story. 979 00:52:24,543 --> 00:52:26,168 -Right… -Will you look at that? 980 00:52:26,251 --> 00:52:29,751 I sketched out the original idea for Alpha on a cocktail napkin 981 00:52:29,834 --> 00:52:32,626 and I showed it to Andi one night at the Glass Onion. 982 00:52:33,626 --> 00:52:34,834 That was our local bar. 983 00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:40,834 That's where it all began. But they tore it down the year after that. 984 00:52:40,918 --> 00:52:41,793 [Benoit] Mm-hmm. 985 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,543 [sighs] Andi. 986 00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:46,834 Yes, Andi. 987 00:52:48,293 --> 00:52:49,918 Andi used to tell me the truth. 988 00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:52,501 Nobody does that now. 989 00:52:53,793 --> 00:52:56,209 It's all just fake smiles and agendas 990 00:52:56,293 --> 00:53:00,293 and people wanting what they think they're owed. 991 00:53:00,876 --> 00:53:06,043 Hating you when you don't give it to them because that's what you're there for. 992 00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:15,376 I know it's probably hard to have sympathy for the poor, tortured billionaire. But… 993 00:53:16,751 --> 00:53:18,459 God damn, I miss that bar. 994 00:53:19,584 --> 00:53:23,043 ["Take Me Home, Country Roads" by Toots and the Maytals playing] 995 00:53:23,126 --> 00:53:25,334 -[cell phone dings] -[glass shields thudding] 996 00:53:34,626 --> 00:53:36,126 ♪ Yeah, listen… ♪ 997 00:53:36,209 --> 00:53:38,501 -[phone dings] -[thuds] 998 00:53:38,584 --> 00:53:40,334 You know, you could just power it down. 999 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:42,834 Ah, it's my Google Alerts. Got them for all you guys. 1000 00:53:42,918 --> 00:53:45,043 Whiskey, sports I like, general interests. 1001 00:53:45,126 --> 00:53:46,959 -[phone dings] -[glass shield thuds] 1002 00:53:47,043 --> 00:53:49,751 You have a Google Alert for the word "movie"? 1003 00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:52,251 I like movies. Don't hate. Nerd. 1004 00:53:52,334 --> 00:53:54,293 Oh, thank God for Benoit Blanc. 1005 00:53:54,376 --> 00:53:57,001 We don't have to spend the weekend spelling hedges. 1006 00:53:57,084 --> 00:53:59,918 Well, I'm out of here. Tomorrow morning. Gone. 1007 00:54:00,501 --> 00:54:01,751 We just got here. 1008 00:54:02,293 --> 00:54:03,501 [imitates crying] 1009 00:54:03,584 --> 00:54:05,584 You can stay, have fun. 1010 00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:08,334 -Fine. You're murdering my vibe. -[cell phone ringing] 1011 00:54:08,418 --> 00:54:11,834 [Lionel] Well, I hate saying this in any context, 1012 00:54:11,918 --> 00:54:12,834 but I'm with Duke. 1013 00:54:12,918 --> 00:54:16,626 Or we can get drunk and enjoy paradise for the weekend. 1014 00:54:16,709 --> 00:54:18,793 We should probably go too. 1015 00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:22,834 No. Miserable in paradise. We've all earned this. 1016 00:54:22,918 --> 00:54:24,084 Yes, you have. 1017 00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:32,126 Are we even gonna talk about the elephant in the room? 1018 00:54:32,626 --> 00:54:35,668 Or just gonna throw a blanket over it and push through the weekend? 1019 00:54:35,751 --> 00:54:36,709 Am I the elephant? 1020 00:54:36,793 --> 00:54:39,293 Yeah. You're the elephant! 1021 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:40,376 You're not that bad. 1022 00:54:40,459 --> 00:54:42,168 [Lionel] What'd you come for, Andi? 1023 00:54:42,918 --> 00:54:45,376 Given the circumstances, I think it's a fair question. 1024 00:54:46,001 --> 00:54:46,834 Fair? 1025 00:54:46,918 --> 00:54:51,918 Oh my God. Yes, no, fine. Nothing about any of this is fair. 1026 00:54:52,001 --> 00:54:53,626 Congratulations. Now, you know. 1027 00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:59,001 And we all stuck with Miles. What do you want? 1028 00:54:59,876 --> 00:55:04,751 Do you wanna know why we did it? Hmm? Really? Why? Do the math. It's easy math. 1029 00:55:05,751 --> 00:55:09,709 [scoffs] So you come here, in your Gucci flats, telling us… 1030 00:55:09,793 --> 00:55:10,626 Valentino. 1031 00:55:10,709 --> 00:55:11,834 …that we owe you? 1032 00:55:12,501 --> 00:55:14,876 You made money off of Alpha all those years. 1033 00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:16,626 You did fine. You got yours. 1034 00:55:16,709 --> 00:55:17,543 I got? 1035 00:55:18,668 --> 00:55:23,043 No, he got his from me. All of it! 1036 00:55:23,626 --> 00:55:28,334 My life was taken away from me by someone, by everyone in this room. 1037 00:55:28,418 --> 00:55:31,543 My life! Do you even know what that means? 1038 00:55:31,626 --> 00:55:32,668 Huh? 1039 00:55:32,751 --> 00:55:35,459 What Claire's trying to say, is we're sorry. 1040 00:55:36,293 --> 00:55:38,751 We feel bad for you. What do you want? 1041 00:55:38,834 --> 00:55:41,293 -Are you really asking me that? -[Claire] Yes. What do you want? 1042 00:55:41,376 --> 00:55:43,584 A check? You want performative pity? 1043 00:55:43,668 --> 00:55:44,668 [sighs] 1044 00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:47,501 Just tell us the right words that we can use 1045 00:55:47,584 --> 00:55:49,459 so that we can get on with our lives. 1046 00:55:49,543 --> 00:55:52,126 You want revenge? You want to slit Miles' throat? 1047 00:55:52,834 --> 00:55:56,959 You wanna take us all down? What? Just drop the bombshell! Say it! 1048 00:55:57,918 --> 00:55:59,668 -Say it! -I want the truth! 1049 00:55:59,751 --> 00:56:00,793 [thuds] 1050 00:56:00,876 --> 00:56:03,126 I want the truth. 1051 00:56:07,043 --> 00:56:08,209 I can give you that. 1052 00:56:09,959 --> 00:56:11,168 I'll be the asshole. 1053 00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:12,876 [sighs] 1054 00:56:14,959 --> 00:56:20,751 The truth is, is that we are all holding on to that golden tit. 1055 00:56:21,626 --> 00:56:23,418 We're all playing the same game here, honey. 1056 00:56:24,584 --> 00:56:25,543 You lost. 1057 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:29,209 So you can go ahead and put yourself up on a cross 1058 00:56:29,293 --> 00:56:32,793 like some unspeakable crime has been committed against you 1059 00:56:32,876 --> 00:56:34,834 that none of us could possibly imagine. 1060 00:56:36,043 --> 00:56:41,084 But me, I'm tired of pretending like you're the victim in this game. 1061 00:56:42,334 --> 00:56:43,751 You just couldn't hack it. 1062 00:56:45,876 --> 00:56:49,543 You're the loser. There. That's the truth. 1063 00:56:55,209 --> 00:56:56,168 [Duke grunts] 1064 00:56:56,668 --> 00:56:58,334 -[cell phone dings] -[glass shield thuds] 1065 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,459 There she is. There's the Andi I know. 1066 00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:01,584 [Duke chuckles] 1067 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:02,751 [cell phone dings] 1068 00:57:02,834 --> 00:57:03,751 [Miles] Okay. 1069 00:57:04,418 --> 00:57:05,959 Oh, jeez, detective. 1070 00:57:06,043 --> 00:57:08,293 Your next assignment is who killed the party. 1071 00:57:08,376 --> 00:57:10,126 -[cell phone dings] -[Claire grunts] 1072 00:57:10,209 --> 00:57:11,918 -[Miles] Come on, guys! -[glass shield thuds] 1073 00:57:12,001 --> 00:57:15,501 Blanc ruined my game. It's okay. Hey, Alpha DJ, give us something upbeat! 1074 00:57:15,584 --> 00:57:18,209 Miles, I'm gonna be leaving in the morning. 1075 00:57:18,293 --> 00:57:20,084 -["Star" by David Bowie playing] -Yeah, me too. 1076 00:57:20,918 --> 00:57:24,334 No. No, we're having a champagne brunch on the beach tomorrow. 1077 00:57:24,418 --> 00:57:25,793 You're gonna try foil surfing, 1078 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:28,168 and you're gonna put some aloe on, work on that tan, 1079 00:57:28,251 --> 00:57:30,751 and make your constituents say, "What was she doing in lockdown?" 1080 00:57:30,834 --> 00:57:32,459 Birdie, come on, dance with me. 1081 00:57:33,168 --> 00:57:36,834 Come on, pretty lady, get that smile up. Come on, come on. 1082 00:57:38,209 --> 00:57:39,459 [both chuckle] 1083 00:57:41,168 --> 00:57:42,334 Where's Andi? 1084 00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:44,501 -Yeah, where is Andi? Come on! -[cell phone dings] 1085 00:57:44,584 --> 00:57:48,168 [Miles] Hey. Duke's smiling. There it is, there's my guy. 1086 00:57:48,251 --> 00:57:50,168 What's going on? You look like you got good news. 1087 00:57:50,251 --> 00:57:52,876 I was wondering why my Googs are blowing up. 1088 00:57:52,959 --> 00:57:56,543 The views on my channel are off the charts. You gotta see this. 1089 00:57:56,626 --> 00:57:57,668 Ooh! 1090 00:57:57,751 --> 00:58:00,959 This is all over the Internet. I mean, look at those numbers. 1091 00:58:02,084 --> 00:58:04,209 That's fire. That changes things, right? 1092 00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:05,543 It sure does. 1093 00:58:05,626 --> 00:58:09,501 Numbers like this. Maybe we can talk Alpha News? 1094 00:58:09,584 --> 00:58:11,709 -You bet your ass. Come here. -[laughs] 1095 00:58:11,793 --> 00:58:15,584 -Congratulations. -Dukey! That's amazing! Let me see! 1096 00:58:15,668 --> 00:58:17,293 Everything works out in the end. 1097 00:58:17,376 --> 00:58:18,959 -You gotta keep the faith. -[phone dings] 1098 00:58:19,043 --> 00:58:19,876 [thuds] 1099 00:58:19,959 --> 00:58:21,751 [Miles] Guys, have I ever let you down? 1100 00:58:21,834 --> 00:58:24,168 Have we ever not pulled through? Pulled it off? 1101 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:29,709 You're staying. Yes? You're staying. Okay. Love it. 1102 00:58:30,418 --> 00:58:31,876 Come on, this is our time. 1103 00:58:32,418 --> 00:58:35,293 You feel it? What did we all used to say? Fake it till you make it 1104 00:58:35,376 --> 00:58:37,626 and have fun while we're doing it. It's happening. 1105 00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:39,084 -[phone dings] -[thuds] 1106 00:58:39,168 --> 00:58:42,751 We're all changing the world, all of us! Making a dent in our own ways. 1107 00:58:42,834 --> 00:58:47,084 Five minutes ago, Blanc was telling me that this whole party was a dangerous idea 1108 00:58:47,168 --> 00:58:50,751 'cause you all hate me so much that one of you would actually wanna… 1109 00:58:53,001 --> 00:58:55,418 -It doesn't even matter. It's so silly. -[Birdie] Whoo! 1110 00:58:55,501 --> 00:58:58,459 Wow! Look at that dress spin. Birdie, that's amazing. 1111 00:58:58,543 --> 00:59:01,543 Just… Watch this dress. Spin that dress again. 1112 00:59:01,626 --> 00:59:03,293 [Birdie] Everybody, Miles says look at me! 1113 00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:04,959 -[cell phone dings] -[thuds] 1114 00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:07,751 Look at you. She's a bird. 1115 00:59:07,834 --> 00:59:10,334 I want a toast. I want a toast to The Disruptors. 1116 00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:12,834 My OGs. I love you. All of you. 1117 00:59:12,918 --> 00:59:16,709 [laughs] Disruptors! Breaking it and making it! 1118 00:59:16,793 --> 00:59:18,293 [song continues playing] 1119 00:59:21,334 --> 00:59:22,793 [Birdie] Whoo! 1120 00:59:22,876 --> 00:59:25,293 Turn up the music. We're going in the pool tonight! 1121 00:59:25,376 --> 00:59:27,876 We're all starting in the pool tonight. That's what I want. 1122 00:59:28,459 --> 00:59:29,293 Miles. 1123 00:59:29,376 --> 00:59:31,126 On your feet, genius. I wanna see-- 1124 00:59:31,209 --> 00:59:32,501 Miles, Duke. 1125 00:59:34,001 --> 00:59:35,251 [gasping] 1126 00:59:36,293 --> 00:59:37,376 Whoo! 1127 00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:40,834 [Duke gasping] 1128 00:59:40,918 --> 00:59:41,834 Jesus. 1129 00:59:41,918 --> 00:59:43,418 [gasping] 1130 00:59:48,584 --> 00:59:50,459 -[screams] -[gasping] 1131 00:59:50,543 --> 00:59:52,001 [dramatic music playing] 1132 00:59:56,168 --> 00:59:57,001 [Birdie] Duke! 1133 00:59:59,584 --> 01:00:01,168 [Claire] What… Is he choking? 1134 01:00:01,251 --> 01:00:03,543 -[Lionel] Yeah, I think he's-- -No, he's not choking. 1135 01:00:05,459 --> 01:00:06,626 -Okay. -[Lionel] You got him? 1136 01:00:06,709 --> 01:00:08,209 -[Benoit] Yeah. -[Lionel] Duke. 1137 01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:12,043 You see anything in there? No, because I feel like he's… 1138 01:00:12,126 --> 01:00:13,584 [grunts, breathes heavily] 1139 01:00:17,293 --> 01:00:18,293 I… 1140 01:00:22,543 --> 01:00:23,459 [shudders] 1141 01:00:28,418 --> 01:00:29,334 What? 1142 01:00:30,709 --> 01:00:34,209 I'm afraid Mr. Cody is… is dead. 1143 01:00:34,293 --> 01:00:36,376 -No, Duke! No! -[Birdie screams] 1144 01:00:37,043 --> 01:00:43,084 [screams] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1145 01:00:43,168 --> 01:00:46,251 What happened? Did he choke? What happened? 1146 01:00:46,334 --> 01:00:48,959 [Benoit] There was no obstruction in his airways. 1147 01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:51,834 But we won't know the cause of death without an autopsy. 1148 01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:53,209 What just happened? 1149 01:00:54,543 --> 01:00:58,793 My dear, would you do me a favor? Would you come sit over here? 1150 01:00:58,876 --> 01:01:01,251 Just so I can take care of Mr. Cody. 1151 01:01:01,334 --> 01:01:03,959 Yes, that's right. Mr. Bron, would… 1152 01:01:04,043 --> 01:01:07,084 Would you call your boat and have them come immediately? 1153 01:01:07,168 --> 01:01:09,668 Oh my God. Oh my God. 1154 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:10,959 Mr. Bron! 1155 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:14,543 I'll do it. I'll do it. 1156 01:01:16,334 --> 01:01:17,376 How do I do it? 1157 01:01:17,459 --> 01:01:19,876 There's a… There's a radio room, through there. 1158 01:01:19,959 --> 01:01:22,084 You tell them we need medical personnel and police. 1159 01:01:22,168 --> 01:01:23,001 [Lionel] Okay, yeah. 1160 01:01:23,084 --> 01:01:26,751 Listen, I must insist that nobody touch the body 1161 01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:28,709 or disturb anything around it. 1162 01:01:28,793 --> 01:01:29,668 Police? 1163 01:01:31,251 --> 01:01:33,876 Are you treating this as a crime scene then? 1164 01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:38,168 Oh my God. No, wait, wait, this is bad. [spluttering] I can't. I… 1165 01:01:38,251 --> 01:01:40,626 The police always come. It's protocol. 1166 01:01:40,709 --> 01:01:42,126 [Claire] I can see the headlines! 1167 01:01:42,209 --> 01:01:46,709 "Governor jets off to Greece in a pandemic with a men's rights YouTuber who dies!" 1168 01:01:46,793 --> 01:01:48,126 Oh my God. No, I-- 1169 01:01:48,209 --> 01:01:49,126 [stomach gurgling] 1170 01:01:50,168 --> 01:01:51,209 Bacardi… 1171 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:53,334 [retching] 1172 01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:54,459 [crying] 1173 01:01:55,251 --> 01:01:57,793 I think Mr. Blanc's… 1174 01:01:58,418 --> 01:02:01,293 You're not saying it was done with intention, are you? 1175 01:02:01,376 --> 01:02:02,668 Well, we don't know. 1176 01:02:03,376 --> 01:02:06,793 But Mr. Cody's death was so acute and violent… yes. 1177 01:02:08,334 --> 01:02:13,376 My guess is something was put in his drink, intentionally. 1178 01:02:15,543 --> 01:02:17,043 [dramatic music playing] 1179 01:02:19,626 --> 01:02:21,918 What do you mean "morning"? How's that possible? 1180 01:02:22,001 --> 01:02:24,543 [Andino] Pisceshite! Dock is Pisceshite! 1181 01:02:24,626 --> 01:02:26,834 Piece-of-shite. Piece of… 1182 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:33,668 Boat can't come till low tide in the morning. 6:00 a.m. at the earliest. 1183 01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:36,001 Do they understand the situation? 1184 01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:37,709 There is no other landing point, 1185 01:02:37,793 --> 01:02:41,293 and Miles' dumbass Banksy dock was set to low-tide height 1186 01:02:41,376 --> 01:02:43,751 and it isn't buoyant. It is a piece of shit. 1187 01:02:43,834 --> 01:02:47,168 Oh, heck. Yeah, all right, all right. Um… 1188 01:02:47,793 --> 01:02:52,334 I suggest you all retire to your rooms, lock the doors until 5:30, 1189 01:02:53,084 --> 01:02:56,251 when we will convene here and walk together to the dock. 1190 01:02:56,334 --> 01:02:57,876 I'll stay up all night with the body. 1191 01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:00,834 Make sure it's not tampered with in any way. 1192 01:03:00,918 --> 01:03:03,584 I recommend that everyone gets some sleep. 1193 01:03:08,459 --> 01:03:10,043 Oh! 1194 01:03:14,209 --> 01:03:16,293 That is… 1195 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,751 [gasps] That's your glass, Miles. 1196 01:03:22,126 --> 01:03:23,334 [Miles] He… 1197 01:03:25,376 --> 01:03:26,793 He picked up mine. 1198 01:03:29,418 --> 01:03:32,376 He picked up mine. 1199 01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:33,376 He… 1200 01:03:35,543 --> 01:03:36,834 Now we could… 1201 01:03:39,918 --> 01:03:40,751 Uh… 1202 01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:43,334 Oh, come on, Miles. 1203 01:03:43,418 --> 01:03:45,168 Miles, it's us! 1204 01:03:45,251 --> 01:03:46,793 Miles, baby, for real? 1205 01:03:47,584 --> 01:03:49,043 I'll pay you one billion dollars 1206 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,876 to tell me which one of them tried to kill me. 1207 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,001 -Miles! -Miles! 1208 01:03:52,084 --> 01:03:53,543 -[phone dings] -[glass shield thuds] 1209 01:03:53,626 --> 01:03:55,584 I'm just going to silence Duke's phone. 1210 01:03:57,709 --> 01:03:59,084 We're staying here in this room. 1211 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:02,876 I'm keeping you all in plain sight until that boat arrives. 1212 01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:05,376 -That's what we're doing. -For God's sakes. 1213 01:04:05,459 --> 01:04:06,293 [scoffs] 1214 01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:10,084 Where's Whiskey? Where's Andi? 1215 01:04:10,168 --> 01:04:12,001 Where's Duke's phone? 1216 01:04:12,084 --> 01:04:14,668 It just dinged. It must be here. 1217 01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:16,084 [Lionel] Yeah, I saw it. 1218 01:04:16,793 --> 01:04:17,793 We just heard it. 1219 01:04:18,418 --> 01:04:20,001 It isn't in any of his pockets. 1220 01:04:20,084 --> 01:04:23,751 Well, he must have dropped it somewhere. Let's wait for it to ding again. 1221 01:04:23,834 --> 01:04:25,418 Forget about his phone. Look. 1222 01:04:29,751 --> 01:04:31,293 Where is his stupid gun? 1223 01:04:33,126 --> 01:04:37,293 Oh, fiddlesticks. When did his gun disappear? 1224 01:04:37,376 --> 01:04:38,793 He always has his gun. 1225 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:42,459 Well, he always has it, which means we stopped seeing it. 1226 01:04:42,543 --> 01:04:44,626 But at some point this evening, it was gone. 1227 01:04:45,793 --> 01:04:47,668 -When was that? -Andi. 1228 01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:49,251 We need to find Andi. 1229 01:04:49,793 --> 01:04:50,626 [Miles] Andi! 1230 01:04:51,251 --> 01:04:52,543 Oh. [sputters] 1231 01:04:52,626 --> 01:04:54,709 -Mr. Bron! -[male voice over speakers] Dong! 1232 01:04:54,793 --> 01:04:58,543 Oh, it's all right. It's just that hourly dong thing. 1233 01:04:58,626 --> 01:04:59,751 What? 1234 01:05:01,293 --> 01:05:02,959 -Oh, no. No. -Miles, calm down! 1235 01:05:03,043 --> 01:05:04,376 Oh, shit. Shit. 1236 01:05:04,459 --> 01:05:07,001 -No. It's happening. -Mr. Bron. What is the matter? 1237 01:05:07,084 --> 01:05:10,793 It was the game. The game! My murder game. We were gonna be having drinks, 1238 01:05:10,876 --> 01:05:13,209 and I thought it'd be fun to say something dramatic at 10:00. 1239 01:05:13,293 --> 01:05:15,668 We were gonna have 20 minutes where… [gasps] 1240 01:05:15,751 --> 01:05:19,084 Blanc, you have to help me. You have to help me. Help me! Help me! 1241 01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:21,668 What happens at ten o'clock? 1242 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:24,793 [systems powering down] 1243 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,084 [Birdie screaming] 1244 01:05:31,959 --> 01:05:34,168 -[Peg] Birdie, listen to my voice. -[Birdie] Oh my God. 1245 01:05:34,251 --> 01:05:35,668 -Is that you? -[Peg] Stop screaming. 1246 01:05:35,751 --> 01:05:38,001 -[Birdie] Something touched me! -[Benoit] Do not panic! 1247 01:05:38,084 --> 01:05:39,626 -[Birdie] It's so dark. -[Peg] I'm here. 1248 01:05:39,709 --> 01:05:42,168 -Where's my phone? It has a flashlight. -[Birdie] I can't see. 1249 01:05:42,251 --> 01:05:43,959 -[Benoit] How does this-- -[Claire] Lionel! 1250 01:05:44,043 --> 01:05:45,376 -[Lionel] Claire? -Everybody… 1251 01:05:45,459 --> 01:05:46,626 -[Lionel] Over here! -I'm here! 1252 01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:49,626 Stand still. Calm down. Do not panic. 1253 01:05:49,709 --> 01:05:53,293 It was Andi! [panting] It was Andi. 1254 01:05:53,376 --> 01:05:57,209 She killed Duke, and she tore our room apart. I saw her! 1255 01:05:57,293 --> 01:05:58,959 -What?! -[Claire] Is that a speargun? 1256 01:05:59,043 --> 01:06:01,709 No. Not today! 1257 01:06:01,793 --> 01:06:03,501 [Birdie] Wait, wait, wait. 1258 01:06:03,584 --> 01:06:05,876 -[Benoit] Mr. Bron! -[Claire] What the hell is happening? 1259 01:06:05,959 --> 01:06:08,584 Oh, hell's bells! Just, everybody, just stay here! 1260 01:06:11,543 --> 01:06:12,376 [gasps] 1261 01:06:21,334 --> 01:06:22,668 [footsteps] 1262 01:06:24,543 --> 01:06:26,834 [Peg] Aha! Here's my phone! 1263 01:06:28,876 --> 01:06:33,001 Birdie? Lionel? Guys? 1264 01:06:37,043 --> 01:06:38,043 Andi? 1265 01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:45,709 [Benoit] Andi! 1266 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,501 [panting] 1267 01:06:52,251 --> 01:06:53,501 [footsteps running] 1268 01:06:54,251 --> 01:06:55,668 Who's that? 1269 01:07:03,293 --> 01:07:04,709 Oh, Lord help us. 1270 01:07:09,293 --> 01:07:10,459 [footsteps approaching] 1271 01:07:12,793 --> 01:07:13,626 Helen. 1272 01:07:13,709 --> 01:07:14,584 -[grunts] -[panting] 1273 01:07:14,668 --> 01:07:16,793 Now listen, did you take Duke's gun? 1274 01:07:16,876 --> 01:07:18,959 Why would I take Duke's gun? Why are the lights out? 1275 01:07:19,043 --> 01:07:20,376 -Duke is dead. -What? 1276 01:07:37,334 --> 01:07:38,334 I don't understand. 1277 01:07:38,418 --> 01:07:42,043 Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight. 1278 01:07:43,918 --> 01:07:46,876 We only need one last piece of information, but only you can-- 1279 01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:47,959 [gunshot] 1280 01:07:55,918 --> 01:07:57,043 [glass shield thuds] 1281 01:07:58,459 --> 01:07:59,834 [Claire] Lionel? Lionel? 1282 01:07:59,918 --> 01:08:02,709 [Peg] Guys? Where are you? 1283 01:08:02,793 --> 01:08:04,418 [Miles] I'm here! What happened? 1284 01:08:04,501 --> 01:08:06,376 -[Claire] Did you hear that? -[Miles] Guys? 1285 01:08:06,459 --> 01:08:08,584 [Lionel] I heard it from here. Everybody all right? 1286 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,584 [Miles] What was that? 1287 01:08:09,668 --> 01:08:13,001 [Peg] Was that a gunshot? It sounded like a gunshot. 1288 01:08:18,001 --> 01:08:19,418 [systems powering up] 1289 01:08:31,084 --> 01:08:31,918 [knife clatters] 1290 01:08:47,751 --> 01:08:48,959 Oh, God. 1291 01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:53,501 [screams, whimpers] 1292 01:09:00,043 --> 01:09:01,376 [gasps] 1293 01:09:02,043 --> 01:09:03,834 [Benoit] Everyone. Inside. 1294 01:09:03,918 --> 01:09:06,126 -Shouldn't we-- -She's not going anywhere. 1295 01:09:10,043 --> 01:09:11,543 It's time to finish this. 1296 01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:19,376 Peg, radio the mainland. Tell them to send the boats now. 1297 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:22,459 Banksy be damned! Beach them if they have to! 1298 01:09:24,459 --> 01:09:27,293 -She killed Duke. Why would she-- -No. 1299 01:09:29,168 --> 01:09:30,543 It makes no sense. 1300 01:09:30,626 --> 01:09:32,001 It all makes perfect sense. 1301 01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:34,668 Duke, Andi, this weekend, 1302 01:09:34,751 --> 01:09:38,501 this ridiculous game that started well before we set foot on this island. 1303 01:09:38,584 --> 01:09:41,751 Will you explain it to us then, detective? 1304 01:09:41,834 --> 01:09:45,251 No, I can peel back the layers, 1305 01:09:45,334 --> 01:09:49,793 I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center, 1306 01:09:51,459 --> 01:09:55,501 only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand. 1307 01:09:56,668 --> 01:09:58,668 [gentle piano music playing] 1308 01:10:02,001 --> 01:10:02,918 [knock on door] 1309 01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:08,959 [Benoit] Get that, would ya? 1310 01:10:09,751 --> 01:10:12,418 [Phillip] You're not in the bath again, are you? 1311 01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:13,751 [Benoit hesitates] No! 1312 01:10:14,459 --> 01:10:15,501 [door unlocking] 1313 01:10:18,501 --> 01:10:19,459 Yep? 1314 01:10:21,001 --> 01:10:21,834 Uh… 1315 01:10:23,334 --> 01:10:24,418 Can I help you? 1316 01:10:24,501 --> 01:10:27,584 [in Southern accent] Yes, is this Benoit Blanc's residence? 1317 01:10:28,501 --> 01:10:29,918 Um, what is this regarding? 1318 01:10:30,001 --> 01:10:34,293 Well, his office was closed, and I really need to speak with him. 1319 01:10:34,376 --> 01:10:36,459 It's urgent. Please. 1320 01:10:38,251 --> 01:10:40,876 Blanc! There's someone here for you. 1321 01:10:42,626 --> 01:10:43,626 With a box! 1322 01:10:47,543 --> 01:10:49,209 [Benoit chuckles] Oh my. 1323 01:10:49,293 --> 01:10:52,668 Well, why don't we start at the beginning? 1324 01:10:54,793 --> 01:10:58,251 My name is Helen Brand, and I came all the way here from Alabama. 1325 01:10:59,834 --> 01:11:02,501 Well, what do you do in Alabama? 1326 01:11:03,084 --> 01:11:06,376 I teach. Third grade. Do a lot of Zooming. 1327 01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:10,543 We've been getting into tie-dying a lot and all this pandemic stuff. 1328 01:11:12,501 --> 01:11:14,459 Okay, none of that really matters. 1329 01:11:14,543 --> 01:11:17,668 Mr. Blanc, two days ago, I received a call. 1330 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,876 My twin sister committed suicide. 1331 01:11:22,251 --> 01:11:23,501 In her car. 1332 01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:27,626 In her garage. 1333 01:11:30,543 --> 01:11:31,793 With the engine running. 1334 01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:39,584 My sister was Cassandra Brand. Do you know who she was? 1335 01:11:39,668 --> 01:11:45,376 Yes, of course. I'm sorry, you… I thought you looked familiar. [chuckles] 1336 01:11:46,501 --> 01:11:48,543 Impressive woman, your sister. 1337 01:11:50,001 --> 01:11:52,876 You know, she kept a journal every day of her life 1338 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:54,668 since she was six years old. 1339 01:11:55,293 --> 01:11:56,709 You know what she called it? 1340 01:11:57,459 --> 01:12:02,334 "Notes For Future Biographers." Biographers. Plural. 1341 01:12:02,418 --> 01:12:04,834 -The girl was six years old. -[chuckles] 1342 01:12:04,918 --> 01:12:07,376 Then the day after high school, she shot off to New York, 1343 01:12:07,459 --> 01:12:08,751 and she just never looked back. 1344 01:12:08,834 --> 01:12:10,834 [laughs] You know, when we were kids, 1345 01:12:10,918 --> 01:12:13,834 we goofed together, and we'd do this character, Rich Bitch. 1346 01:12:15,459 --> 01:12:18,418 "Heavens, the dog ate the caviar again." 1347 01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,126 [chuckles] 1348 01:12:20,209 --> 01:12:22,959 Then I hear her doing a talk, and that's exactly how she sounded. 1349 01:12:23,043 --> 01:12:26,126 Rich Bitch! And I'm like, "Who are you fooling, girl? Not me!" 1350 01:12:27,293 --> 01:12:29,459 She had the guts and brains for both of us, 1351 01:12:29,543 --> 01:12:31,668 and I was just happy watching her, you know? 1352 01:12:32,334 --> 01:12:35,459 So you, um… You get the call… 1353 01:12:35,543 --> 01:12:38,959 Yeah, yeah. I get the call and I fly in. This was yesterday. 1354 01:12:39,043 --> 01:12:43,001 And then I go to Andi's house. I'm cleaning it out. It's a mess. 1355 01:12:43,084 --> 01:12:44,751 All of her books everywhere. 1356 01:12:44,834 --> 01:12:47,918 And I'm just thinking about what was taken from my sister, 1357 01:12:48,001 --> 01:12:49,918 how I wasn't there for her. 1358 01:12:50,001 --> 01:12:53,668 And I'm getting angrier and angrier, and then I just hear a knock at the door, 1359 01:12:53,751 --> 01:12:57,084 and it's some courier with this thing from Miles Bron. 1360 01:12:57,626 --> 01:13:00,001 And I'm sure there's some clever way to open it. 1361 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,043 I don't know. I just open it. 1362 01:13:02,126 --> 01:13:03,501 And it's an invitation 1363 01:13:04,001 --> 01:13:06,834 to his private island in Greece for next weekend. 1364 01:13:06,918 --> 01:13:10,876 One of those little trips she'd go on with him and his group of shitheads. 1365 01:13:10,959 --> 01:13:13,751 They like to call themselves "The Disruptors." 1366 01:13:14,418 --> 01:13:19,126 But I knew who they were, and I told her who they were. Shitheads. 1367 01:13:21,459 --> 01:13:22,376 [sighs] 1368 01:13:22,459 --> 01:13:26,251 Miss Brand, what can I do for you? 1369 01:13:27,376 --> 01:13:29,793 Andi didn't commit suicide. 1370 01:13:29,876 --> 01:13:30,959 [dramatic music plays] 1371 01:13:31,043 --> 01:13:32,834 [Helen] She didn't leave any note. 1372 01:13:32,918 --> 01:13:35,918 So I went on her computer, and I looked in her email, 1373 01:13:36,001 --> 01:13:38,584 her sent messages, to see if she wrote anybody anything. 1374 01:13:38,668 --> 01:13:44,209 And look. She sent this at 4:00 p.m., the day she was murdered, four days ago. 1375 01:13:45,209 --> 01:13:46,709 "I finally found it." 1376 01:13:46,793 --> 01:13:51,126 "It's right here, and I'm going to use it to burn his whole empire down." 1377 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:53,918 "I'm giving you all one last chance to make things right." 1378 01:13:55,043 --> 01:13:57,001 "You know where to find me. A." 1379 01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:02,001 And I'm assuming all of these names here are-- 1380 01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:05,959 Birdie Jay, Duke Cody, Claire Debella and Lionel Toussaint. 1381 01:14:06,043 --> 01:14:07,168 The Shitheads. 1382 01:14:07,668 --> 01:14:10,584 She sends that email, nobody writes back anything, 1383 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:13,376 and then the next day, she's dead in the garage 1384 01:14:13,459 --> 01:14:15,168 with sleeping pills in her system? 1385 01:14:16,459 --> 01:14:19,501 I searched every inch of every room in her house, 1386 01:14:19,584 --> 01:14:21,334 and guess what wasn't there? 1387 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,001 The red envelope. 1388 01:14:27,959 --> 01:14:28,959 Compelling. 1389 01:14:29,793 --> 01:14:32,668 Google said you are the world's greatest detective. 1390 01:14:32,751 --> 01:14:34,626 Somebody like me, takes something like this 1391 01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:37,709 about a group of rich folk with an army full of lawyers-- 1392 01:14:37,793 --> 01:14:39,626 But if one was to get 'em alone, 1393 01:14:40,834 --> 01:14:44,709 isolated for a weekend with, in your words, 1394 01:14:44,793 --> 01:14:47,043 the world's greatest detective… 1395 01:14:49,501 --> 01:14:51,418 You wanna hire me to go to that island. 1396 01:14:51,501 --> 01:14:53,084 It's a stupid idea, right? 1397 01:14:53,168 --> 01:14:55,209 Listen, I want to be clear, huh? 1398 01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:57,334 I am not Batman. 1399 01:14:57,418 --> 01:14:59,918 I can find you the truth, I can gather evidence, 1400 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:03,334 I can present it to the police and the courts, but… [scoffs] 1401 01:15:03,418 --> 01:15:05,459 …that is where my jurisdiction ends. 1402 01:15:05,543 --> 01:15:09,209 Yeah, but it's you doing it instead of me. I'll take those odds. 1403 01:15:09,293 --> 01:15:11,834 I've not seen your sister's death in the news. 1404 01:15:11,918 --> 01:15:14,293 -Did you release a statement? -[Helen] No. 1405 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:15,876 Shit. Was I supposed to? 1406 01:15:16,918 --> 01:15:18,334 I don't know how this works. 1407 01:15:18,418 --> 01:15:21,876 And you have no other family member who was informed of the death and… 1408 01:15:22,709 --> 01:15:25,293 Oh, if I pulled a few strings, 1409 01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:29,043 I could keep it from leaking to the press for another… week? 1410 01:15:29,126 --> 01:15:30,626 Maybe, that's… 1411 01:15:31,876 --> 01:15:32,709 Oh. 1412 01:15:33,834 --> 01:15:35,918 No, that's outrageous. That wouldn't… 1413 01:15:38,084 --> 01:15:39,084 Well, now… 1414 01:15:40,293 --> 01:15:44,043 Wow. No, that… Yes. Miss Brand. 1415 01:15:46,126 --> 01:15:50,084 Any feelings of reverence or respect that you had for me 1416 01:15:50,168 --> 01:15:53,709 when you crossed my threshold, buttress those feelings now. 1417 01:15:53,793 --> 01:15:54,668 Buttress them. 1418 01:15:56,334 --> 01:16:02,126 I am proposing that you come with me to that island 1419 01:16:03,209 --> 01:16:04,376 as your sister. 1420 01:16:05,459 --> 01:16:07,168 As Cassandra Brand. 1421 01:16:08,209 --> 01:16:12,501 What? No. No, no, no, I'm hiring you to go. 1422 01:16:13,459 --> 01:16:16,001 I… I'm not… Are you insane? 1423 01:16:16,084 --> 01:16:17,709 Buttress now. Yes. 1424 01:16:17,793 --> 01:16:19,626 A famous detective shows up 1425 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:23,126 and out of the blue, starts poking the subject of your sister, 1426 01:16:23,209 --> 01:16:24,876 they'll shut up like a clam. 1427 01:16:25,918 --> 01:16:30,584 Your presence on that island is the essential catalyst. 1428 01:16:30,668 --> 01:16:32,668 -Oh, no, come on, man. -Buttress. 1429 01:16:32,751 --> 01:16:36,043 Yeah, I'm trying real hard to buttress, but this sounds nuts. 1430 01:16:36,126 --> 01:16:38,293 But it is the only way that this works. 1431 01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:41,793 Look at me. They'll know instantly that I'm not her. 1432 01:16:41,876 --> 01:16:44,126 You'll cut your hair. You'll wear her clothes. 1433 01:16:44,209 --> 01:16:46,459 Oh, you really think I can fit into that shit? 1434 01:16:46,543 --> 01:16:49,084 -And what about my hair? -I know a guy. 1435 01:16:49,168 --> 01:16:51,376 Now, why would anyone suspect 1436 01:16:51,459 --> 01:16:55,668 you showing up, playing your sister, when they don't know your sister is dead? 1437 01:16:58,834 --> 01:16:59,709 [Helen] Right. 1438 01:17:00,293 --> 01:17:01,959 They don't know Andi is dead. 1439 01:17:03,584 --> 01:17:05,376 So why would they suspect anything? 1440 01:17:07,251 --> 01:17:11,418 -And you'll do the inspecting? -Yes, I will. You just have to be there. 1441 01:17:13,126 --> 01:17:17,001 Mr. Blanc, is… Is this safe? 1442 01:17:19,209 --> 01:17:20,126 No. No. 1443 01:17:21,209 --> 01:17:23,668 One person will know the truth about you. 1444 01:17:24,418 --> 01:17:26,126 From the moment you arrive on that island, 1445 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:28,959 the killer will know who you are and what you are doing. 1446 01:17:29,459 --> 01:17:32,501 And they certainly wouldn't hesitate to kill again if it covers their tracks. 1447 01:17:32,584 --> 01:17:36,751 I'm… I'm a detective, Helen. I'm not a bodyguard. 1448 01:17:37,584 --> 01:17:40,084 I'm sorry. I can't help you. 1449 01:17:41,334 --> 01:17:42,293 No. 1450 01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:48,168 One of those shitheads killed my sister. 1451 01:17:53,501 --> 01:17:56,209 Do you really think we can get the son of a bitch? 1452 01:17:56,293 --> 01:17:57,793 [suspenseful music playing] 1453 01:18:00,584 --> 01:18:02,126 [music continues] 1454 01:18:24,584 --> 01:18:25,793 Well, my goodness. 1455 01:18:25,876 --> 01:18:30,793 I shouldn't be here. This is nuts. But I'm here. So let's do this. 1456 01:18:31,834 --> 01:18:34,043 -Drink? -You need a drink. 1457 01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,043 Oh, no, I don't drink. I'll have some coffee. 1458 01:18:36,126 --> 01:18:37,084 [waiter] All right. 1459 01:18:37,584 --> 01:18:38,543 Andi's journals. 1460 01:18:38,626 --> 01:18:42,418 Good, you keep studying them. Okay, so… Tomorrow. 1461 01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:44,168 I'll get there early. 1462 01:18:44,251 --> 01:18:47,584 Really lay on some Southern hokum, get them all off guard. 1463 01:18:47,668 --> 01:18:50,209 On the boat… be cold. 1464 01:18:50,293 --> 01:18:51,501 Don't engage in conversation. 1465 01:18:51,584 --> 01:18:53,626 -Okay, I'm not great on boats. -Oh, you'll be fine. 1466 01:18:53,709 --> 01:18:57,126 Just remember, Rich Bitch voice. Andi posture. 1467 01:18:58,251 --> 01:19:00,709 I have all of her TED Talks on this, and I've been studying 'em. 1468 01:19:00,793 --> 01:19:01,959 Good. 1469 01:19:03,084 --> 01:19:06,001 -[in stately tone] The dog ate the caviar. -There you go. 1470 01:19:06,584 --> 01:19:07,418 Yeah. 1471 01:19:07,501 --> 01:19:09,001 [in Southern accent] So, you said 1472 01:19:09,084 --> 01:19:11,084 you were gonna be researching these folks for motive. 1473 01:19:11,168 --> 01:19:12,376 Did you find anything? 1474 01:19:12,459 --> 01:19:13,668 Yes, I did. 1475 01:19:13,751 --> 01:19:17,209 But motives for each of them to want Miles Bron dead. 1476 01:19:17,293 --> 01:19:20,126 Now why would they kill her to protect him? 1477 01:19:20,209 --> 01:19:21,418 I just don't get it. 1478 01:19:21,501 --> 01:19:24,209 What about Miles? What if he just did it? 1479 01:19:24,293 --> 01:19:28,418 Well, we can't rule it out, but Miles Bron is not an idiot. 1480 01:19:29,168 --> 01:19:32,418 To risk committing murder after a very public court case, 1481 01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:35,126 with the possibility of that email of Andi's coming to light, 1482 01:19:35,209 --> 01:19:37,959 would be an exceedingly stupid thing to do. 1483 01:19:38,043 --> 01:19:40,334 Especially if someone was willing to do it for him. 1484 01:19:40,418 --> 01:19:42,459 Come on. Walk me through these journals. 1485 01:19:43,126 --> 01:19:44,043 Okay. 1486 01:19:44,584 --> 01:19:47,251 About ten years ago, before they all hit it big, 1487 01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:48,876 they used to hang together at this bar. 1488 01:19:48,959 --> 01:19:50,918 [Benoit] And Miles was leader of the pack? 1489 01:19:51,001 --> 01:19:52,209 [Helen] No. Andi was. 1490 01:19:52,293 --> 01:19:54,293 They were all friends with Andi. 1491 01:19:54,876 --> 01:19:56,668 Birdie was a washed-up model. 1492 01:19:56,751 --> 01:20:00,043 Duke was a nerd doing video game tournaments. 1493 01:20:00,126 --> 01:20:02,209 Claire just lost a race for city council. 1494 01:20:02,293 --> 01:20:04,334 Lionel was a substitute teacher. 1495 01:20:04,418 --> 01:20:06,584 All of them run aground in their thirties. 1496 01:20:06,668 --> 01:20:09,543 But Andi saw their potentials. She found them all. 1497 01:20:09,626 --> 01:20:10,626 -Hi! -Hey! 1498 01:20:10,709 --> 01:20:13,376 [Helen] Then she found Miles. Introduced him to the group. 1499 01:20:13,459 --> 01:20:15,001 This is Miles. 1500 01:20:15,084 --> 01:20:16,751 -Hey, nice to meet you. -Hey, bro. 1501 01:20:16,834 --> 01:20:17,876 [Claire] I love your hair. 1502 01:20:17,959 --> 01:20:19,709 [Helen] At first, nobody liked him. 1503 01:20:19,793 --> 01:20:20,959 [Miles] …outlive the person… 1504 01:20:21,043 --> 01:20:22,168 [Helen] He'd say stuff like… 1505 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:24,501 I want to be responsible for something 1506 01:20:24,584 --> 01:20:28,334 that gets talked about in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. Forever. 1507 01:20:28,418 --> 01:20:30,751 What does that even mean? 1508 01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:32,334 It just means immortality. 1509 01:20:32,418 --> 01:20:35,168 He wants to create something that feels lasting, that feels-- 1510 01:20:35,251 --> 01:20:37,834 His first venture was Moviefone for foot massages. 1511 01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:39,709 -Did it work? -[Lionel] No! 1512 01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:41,626 Okay, listen, let's just roll with it. 1513 01:20:41,709 --> 01:20:44,376 Let's humor him. Let's see where it goes. Let's see what happens. 1514 01:20:44,459 --> 01:20:46,918 -Hey, team. -[Helen] And things started happening. 1515 01:20:47,001 --> 01:20:48,668 [screams] 1516 01:20:48,751 --> 01:20:51,709 [Helen] He got Birdie a show for her designs. It did well. 1517 01:20:51,793 --> 01:20:55,084 Got Lionel published. Duke set up at Twitch. 1518 01:20:55,168 --> 01:20:56,793 Claire elected locally. 1519 01:20:56,876 --> 01:20:58,293 …at you. I love you back! 1520 01:20:58,376 --> 01:21:01,043 [Helen] You know, small stuff, but it happened. 1521 01:21:02,418 --> 01:21:04,418 And then the big thing happened. 1522 01:21:06,001 --> 01:21:07,293 What is that you're working on? 1523 01:21:07,876 --> 01:21:09,001 ♪ He told me ♪ 1524 01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:11,293 ♪ Let the children lose it ♪ 1525 01:21:11,376 --> 01:21:13,501 ♪ Let the children use it ♪ 1526 01:21:13,584 --> 01:21:15,459 ♪ Let all the children boogie ♪ 1527 01:21:15,543 --> 01:21:18,959 So based on the napkin idea, Andi and Miles created Alpha. 1528 01:21:19,043 --> 01:21:21,418 It blows up. They bring everyone along for the ride. 1529 01:21:22,418 --> 01:21:24,668 Miles' aspirations keep getting bigger and bigger. 1530 01:21:24,751 --> 01:21:25,959 Cut to two years ago, 1531 01:21:26,043 --> 01:21:28,209 Miles meets some sketchy Norwegian scientist 1532 01:21:28,293 --> 01:21:30,626 at an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru 1533 01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:33,209 who sells him on this whole new hydrogen fuel. 1534 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:36,584 -Hmm. -He becomes obsessed. 1535 01:21:36,668 --> 01:21:40,626 And he's willing to give the company's entire resources to launch this thing. 1536 01:21:42,084 --> 01:21:43,084 No. 1537 01:21:43,168 --> 01:21:46,709 Andi. Andi, come on. This is it! 1538 01:21:46,793 --> 01:21:50,626 No, no, no. This is not a start-up. This could blow up the world. 1539 01:21:50,709 --> 01:21:51,543 Yeah. 1540 01:21:51,626 --> 01:21:54,459 No! Literally, Miles. This could blow up the world! 1541 01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:55,376 [sighs] 1542 01:21:55,459 --> 01:22:00,626 The reality-distortion field ends here. I can't let you do this. 1543 01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:04,251 What… What do you mean you can't let me? 1544 01:22:04,834 --> 01:22:05,793 I'll walk. 1545 01:22:06,376 --> 01:22:09,793 And I'll take half the company to stop you from using it for this. 1546 01:22:09,876 --> 01:22:13,209 And she did it. And, God, I love that she did it. 1547 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:16,793 Then she found out Miles had the lawyers work the contract 1548 01:22:16,876 --> 01:22:18,584 so she was cut out the company completely. 1549 01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:20,418 So she sued over that? 1550 01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:21,876 Her whole case was based on 1551 01:22:21,959 --> 01:22:25,293 intellectual ownership of the company's founding idea. 1552 01:22:25,876 --> 01:22:27,293 Her idea on the napkin. 1553 01:22:28,126 --> 01:22:29,793 Which she didn't keep. 1554 01:22:29,876 --> 01:22:33,709 Miles was very excited. He had an idea. 1555 01:22:33,793 --> 01:22:35,668 Uh, so he grabbed a napkin, 1556 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:40,251 and he, uh, he scribbled something on it to show us. 1557 01:22:40,334 --> 01:22:44,209 -That's a lie! Your Honor, it's a lie. -[judge] Order! Counsel, get your client-- 1558 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:47,001 [Andi] Look me in the eye, Claire! You know it's a lie! 1559 01:22:47,668 --> 01:22:48,751 It's a lie. 1560 01:22:48,834 --> 01:22:49,918 [camera shutters clicking] 1561 01:22:50,001 --> 01:22:53,709 [lawyer] And do you recall, Mr. Cody, who wrote this napkin? 1562 01:22:53,793 --> 01:22:54,876 Yeah, Miles. 1563 01:22:55,584 --> 01:22:57,626 Uh, it was Miles. 1564 01:22:59,251 --> 01:23:00,126 Miles. 1565 01:23:03,376 --> 01:23:04,334 [Helen] This was March. 1566 01:23:05,793 --> 01:23:07,293 And right after the verdict, 1567 01:23:07,376 --> 01:23:10,584 Miles suddenly found the napkin written in his handwriting 1568 01:23:10,668 --> 01:23:13,001 and did all those interviews about it. 1569 01:23:13,084 --> 01:23:15,084 [Benoit] A bald-faced fabrication. 1570 01:23:15,168 --> 01:23:19,126 A damn lie, and it worked. 1571 01:23:19,209 --> 01:23:21,251 [dramatic music playing] 1572 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:23,168 [grunts] 1573 01:23:54,751 --> 01:23:59,376 So… every one of The Disruptors perjured themselves 1574 01:23:59,459 --> 01:24:02,418 to destroy Andi and shield Miles Bron. 1575 01:24:02,501 --> 01:24:06,709 We… You and I, we need to find out why. Motive. 1576 01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:10,501 Whose was strong enough to go one step further and commit murder? 1577 01:24:10,584 --> 01:24:12,293 And then, this will be tricky, 1578 01:24:12,376 --> 01:24:15,668 everyone's whereabouts on the night of her death. 1579 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:19,709 Who could have been at Andi's house that night? Opportunity. 1580 01:24:20,668 --> 01:24:24,126 -Our suspects, motive, opportunity… Hey! -Mm-hmm. 1581 01:24:25,084 --> 01:24:27,543 -This kinda looks like that Clue notepad. -Yes, yes, yes. 1582 01:24:27,626 --> 01:24:29,168 You must be really great at Clue, huh? 1583 01:24:29,251 --> 01:24:32,501 I'm very bad at dumb things. My Achilles' heel. 1584 01:24:32,584 --> 01:24:35,584 Ticking boxes, running around, searching all the rooms. 1585 01:24:35,668 --> 01:24:37,418 It's just a terrible, terrible game. 1586 01:24:37,501 --> 01:24:39,709 Well, my students love it. 1587 01:24:44,959 --> 01:24:45,834 I'm scared. 1588 01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:49,918 I understand. 1589 01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:55,168 This is your last chance to back out. 1590 01:25:05,001 --> 01:25:06,793 [dramatic music playing] 1591 01:25:14,543 --> 01:25:15,418 [grunts softly] 1592 01:25:15,501 --> 01:25:18,834 Oh, God. Boats. 1593 01:25:20,418 --> 01:25:21,501 [Duke whistles] 1594 01:25:23,959 --> 01:25:25,043 Ballsy move. 1595 01:25:26,084 --> 01:25:27,668 [Birdie] You shouldn't be here. 1596 01:25:36,626 --> 01:25:40,959 Duke and Birdie, I think they're onto me. Or they were just being assholes. 1597 01:25:41,043 --> 01:25:42,626 Well, that's not mutually exclusive. 1598 01:25:42,709 --> 01:25:45,084 Now, look, I suspect, when we're all settling in, 1599 01:25:45,168 --> 01:25:47,959 Bron's going to pull me aside to explain my presence. 1600 01:25:48,043 --> 01:25:50,001 That is your chance to snoop. 1601 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:50,918 Snoop? 1602 01:25:51,959 --> 01:25:52,959 Snoop. 1603 01:25:55,751 --> 01:25:56,876 [suspenseful music playing] 1604 01:25:56,959 --> 01:25:59,209 Snooping. Snoop. 1605 01:26:00,834 --> 01:26:02,834 Okay, here we go. 1606 01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:16,209 -[Whiskey] Hey. -[Helen, in stately tone] Hi. 1607 01:26:16,293 --> 01:26:17,168 Andi. 1608 01:26:18,418 --> 01:26:19,376 Yes. 1609 01:26:19,459 --> 01:26:21,876 I'm Whiskey. We didn't really meet. 1610 01:26:22,959 --> 01:26:25,834 -Are you looking for the pool? -I am. 1611 01:26:25,918 --> 01:26:28,043 -Do you want to walk? -Sure. 1612 01:26:28,126 --> 01:26:31,334 Do you want this? I'm not into it. It smells like that guy Derol. 1613 01:26:32,209 --> 01:26:35,001 That's a beautiful necklace. You're a Taurus? 1614 01:26:35,084 --> 01:26:37,376 Yeah. Um, Miles got it for me. 1615 01:26:38,626 --> 01:26:42,001 He, um, surprised me for my birthday. 1616 01:26:42,084 --> 01:26:44,793 He filled his entire penthouse apartment with roses. 1617 01:26:44,876 --> 01:26:46,001 It was very cute. 1618 01:26:47,418 --> 01:26:50,501 He's a really good guy. He's complicated. 1619 01:26:51,793 --> 01:26:52,918 But… 1620 01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:57,043 I think it's really shitty what they all did to you. 1621 01:26:57,918 --> 01:26:59,376 And how they all treated you. 1622 01:26:59,459 --> 01:27:01,918 I read your court transcripts, and you got shanked. 1623 01:27:04,668 --> 01:27:06,084 Thanks, Whiskey. 1624 01:27:06,168 --> 01:27:08,126 Yeah, this is my second one of these things. 1625 01:27:08,209 --> 01:27:09,501 We did a yacht thing last year. 1626 01:27:09,584 --> 01:27:11,209 Well, that sounds fun. 1627 01:27:11,751 --> 01:27:13,209 [laughs] No. 1628 01:27:14,001 --> 01:27:16,834 I mean, when they're all together, it's kind of the worst. 1629 01:27:17,334 --> 01:27:20,251 Duke just treats me like arm candy, and they just ignore me. 1630 01:27:20,334 --> 01:27:22,376 -Why do you put up with it? -With Duke? 1631 01:27:24,001 --> 01:27:28,251 I'm building my brand, and he's putting me on his channel more often. 1632 01:27:29,418 --> 01:27:32,793 Though, he's leaning harder right into this mandom stuff. 1633 01:27:32,876 --> 01:27:35,043 If I'm going to go into politics eventually, 1634 01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:37,709 I don't think that's a road I wanna go down. 1635 01:27:37,793 --> 01:27:40,543 It's expeditious, but it's kind of a shitshow. 1636 01:27:41,793 --> 01:27:45,084 -Oh, here's the pool. -I'm gonna walk around a little longer. 1637 01:27:45,168 --> 01:27:46,668 -I'll catch you over there. -Okay. 1638 01:27:46,751 --> 01:27:49,084 Hey, it's really great talking to you, Whiskey. 1639 01:27:49,168 --> 01:27:50,084 You too. 1640 01:27:55,751 --> 01:27:58,918 -[male voice over speakers] Dong! -[gong reverberating] 1641 01:28:00,293 --> 01:28:01,918 -[gunshot] -[Claire] Oh my God! 1642 01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:02,834 [Duke] Really. 1643 01:28:03,959 --> 01:28:04,834 Asshole. 1644 01:28:04,918 --> 01:28:06,668 -[Miles] Now it's a party. -[grunts] 1645 01:28:07,543 --> 01:28:10,626 I did it. Two weeks ago, I did it. 1646 01:28:11,876 --> 01:28:13,543 You signed off on the power plant. 1647 01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:16,501 Yep. When this thing breaks, poof. 1648 01:28:16,584 --> 01:28:20,418 My whole base is gone. The grassroots lefties? Gone. 1649 01:28:20,501 --> 01:28:21,876 I did it too. 1650 01:28:21,959 --> 01:28:22,918 Did what? 1651 01:28:23,793 --> 01:28:26,251 I signed off on putting Klear in a manned mission. 1652 01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:28,668 -The staff doesn't know it yet. -[Claire] Oh, God damn it. 1653 01:28:29,626 --> 01:28:32,543 Let's just pray that Andi was wrong about this Klear stuff. 1654 01:28:32,626 --> 01:28:34,084 No, she was right. 1655 01:28:34,168 --> 01:28:37,376 You put its gas form into household piping, 1656 01:28:37,459 --> 01:28:40,334 there's massive leakage into the air. The hydrogen particles are too small. 1657 01:28:40,418 --> 01:28:41,543 Hydrogen gas? 1658 01:28:42,793 --> 01:28:44,459 Lionel. I sold my soul for this. 1659 01:28:45,043 --> 01:28:50,501 You're telling me that it could literally turn people's homes into the Hindenburg? 1660 01:28:54,334 --> 01:28:57,043 I will take care of him. Don't worry. 1661 01:29:02,626 --> 01:29:04,584 There was a time, you know, back when… 1662 01:29:06,168 --> 01:29:08,501 I was the one on magazines. He was nobody. 1663 01:29:09,334 --> 01:29:11,709 He was this little thing in my hand. 1664 01:29:13,001 --> 01:29:14,334 I preferred that. 1665 01:29:20,126 --> 01:29:22,251 Andi! Hi! 1666 01:29:25,209 --> 01:29:29,001 Wow! No. [chuckles] You're really good at this. 1667 01:29:29,084 --> 01:29:33,418 This is interesting stuff about Whiskey and motives for both Lionel and Claire. 1668 01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:34,501 Well done! 1669 01:29:34,584 --> 01:29:37,209 Those were motives? Because I was kind of confused. 1670 01:29:37,293 --> 01:29:39,876 Oh, no, they bet the farm and will both be ruined 1671 01:29:39,959 --> 01:29:41,793 along with Miles if he fails. 1672 01:29:41,876 --> 01:29:44,293 They need to protect him at all costs. 1673 01:29:44,376 --> 01:29:46,876 But I can't imagine them killing her. I just can't. 1674 01:29:46,959 --> 01:29:50,543 Think of the crime, the nature of it. 1675 01:29:51,834 --> 01:29:55,543 No, they've come to apologize, to make amends. 1676 01:29:56,501 --> 01:29:59,793 And the murder itself, it's nonviolent. 1677 01:30:00,751 --> 01:30:01,959 Gentle even. 1678 01:30:04,668 --> 01:30:06,876 They don't even see her die. 1679 01:30:06,959 --> 01:30:07,793 [engine starts] 1680 01:30:08,418 --> 01:30:10,334 [Benoit] She just goes to sleep. 1681 01:30:14,001 --> 01:30:15,293 No. No. 1682 01:30:16,001 --> 01:30:18,043 They're all more than capable. 1683 01:30:19,918 --> 01:30:21,584 [Helen gulping] 1684 01:30:22,668 --> 01:30:24,459 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1685 01:30:24,543 --> 01:30:26,376 I thought you said you didn't drink? 1686 01:30:26,459 --> 01:30:29,918 Oh, this? This isn't a drink. This is some funky health stuff. 1687 01:30:30,001 --> 01:30:31,959 No, you give me that. 1688 01:30:32,043 --> 01:30:36,876 That's hard kombucha. That's Jared Leto's hard kombucha. 1689 01:30:36,959 --> 01:30:39,459 What is it that? That's 9% alcohol or so… 1690 01:30:39,543 --> 01:30:41,459 Get off that. How many of these things you had? 1691 01:30:41,543 --> 01:30:44,126 I don't know, but I feel fine. 1692 01:30:44,876 --> 01:30:46,459 Okay? We need to focus. 1693 01:30:46,543 --> 01:30:49,959 We need to focus. We need to find the O's, the opportunities. 1694 01:30:50,043 --> 01:30:52,168 We got to open them up. It's time to push. 1695 01:30:52,251 --> 01:30:54,793 No, no, no. We're not pushing anything right now. 1696 01:30:54,876 --> 01:30:56,876 Listen, I feel good. 1697 01:30:56,959 --> 01:30:58,376 I think maybe you should lie down. 1698 01:30:58,459 --> 01:31:00,418 -We're running out of time, Blanc! -Helen! 1699 01:31:01,126 --> 01:31:02,126 [softly] Helen… 1700 01:31:03,251 --> 01:31:04,334 Please. 1701 01:31:04,418 --> 01:31:05,959 Think of the danger here. 1702 01:31:06,543 --> 01:31:08,501 You gotta step back and let me handle this. 1703 01:31:09,209 --> 01:31:10,251 Push nothing. 1704 01:31:14,168 --> 01:31:15,876 [Miles] They're gonna tell you to stop. 1705 01:31:16,459 --> 01:31:19,876 Even your partner will say, "You need to stop." 1706 01:31:20,501 --> 01:31:22,501 Because as it turns out, 1707 01:31:22,584 --> 01:31:26,209 nobody wants you to break the system itself. 1708 01:31:26,959 --> 01:31:30,001 But that is what true disruption is. 1709 01:31:30,668 --> 01:31:34,251 And that is what unites all of us. 1710 01:31:34,334 --> 01:31:37,168 We all got to that line and crossed it. 1711 01:31:40,876 --> 01:31:41,834 [Claire] Andi… 1712 01:31:43,543 --> 01:31:45,376 Wait! Wait. 1713 01:31:46,709 --> 01:31:49,584 Wait? No, you wait! 1714 01:31:50,501 --> 01:31:53,251 That day in court, you couldn't even look me in the eye. 1715 01:31:55,751 --> 01:31:57,043 What are you doing? 1716 01:32:05,293 --> 01:32:07,043 You want to talk about the email? 1717 01:32:07,126 --> 01:32:07,959 Oh. 1718 01:32:08,584 --> 01:32:13,001 So now you want to talk about the email? You didn't even write back. 1719 01:32:13,751 --> 01:32:15,501 I'm a politician. 1720 01:32:15,584 --> 01:32:17,084 I never email anything 1721 01:32:17,168 --> 01:32:20,251 that I wouldn't want to see on the front page of The Times. 1722 01:32:20,334 --> 01:32:21,626 That's why I called. 1723 01:32:21,709 --> 01:32:22,543 [scoffs] 1724 01:32:23,334 --> 01:32:26,709 We all did. Right after we got it, over and over. 1725 01:32:27,209 --> 01:32:30,793 You… Your phone was off, and then the whole next week. 1726 01:32:31,751 --> 01:32:32,918 Yeah, I've got a new number. 1727 01:32:33,793 --> 01:32:37,209 And when we couldn't reach you, I went to your house. 1728 01:32:37,959 --> 01:32:40,168 [Claire] Lionel and I got there at the same time. 1729 01:32:40,251 --> 01:32:41,501 Duke was already there. 1730 01:32:41,584 --> 01:32:43,293 -[Duke] Andi! -[Lionel] Hey, Andi? 1731 01:32:43,376 --> 01:32:44,418 [Duke] The lights were out. 1732 01:32:44,501 --> 01:32:46,501 I was pounding so hard, I almost broke it down. 1733 01:32:46,584 --> 01:32:47,418 Andi! 1734 01:32:49,334 --> 01:32:52,209 We knocked, waited, and called for you, but after an hour, we left. 1735 01:32:52,293 --> 01:32:55,084 Birdie came back later on to check. It was the same thing. 1736 01:32:55,168 --> 01:32:58,168 -Where the hell were you, Andi? -What time did you get there? 1737 01:32:58,751 --> 01:33:00,209 I don't know. It was dark. 1738 01:33:01,709 --> 01:33:02,543 And, Duke, 1739 01:33:03,751 --> 01:33:05,209 you were already there? 1740 01:33:05,293 --> 01:33:07,376 He almost got in an accident on his motorcycle, 1741 01:33:07,459 --> 01:33:08,584 he was driving so fast. 1742 01:33:08,668 --> 01:33:09,918 Andi, I almost got pancaked. 1743 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:13,251 Okay, okay. Can you say all that one more time for me, please? 1744 01:33:14,793 --> 01:33:15,626 [sighs] 1745 01:33:17,168 --> 01:33:18,001 Look. 1746 01:33:19,334 --> 01:33:22,126 I don't know what you're planning on pulling being here, 1747 01:33:22,793 --> 01:33:24,543 but we need to talk about this. 1748 01:33:25,626 --> 01:33:27,793 If I would've answered the door that night, 1749 01:33:28,918 --> 01:33:32,376 would you have said, "I'm sorry. I back you with Miles." 1750 01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:35,668 Or were you just showing up 1751 01:33:35,751 --> 01:33:38,293 so you could stop me from using that envelope? 1752 01:33:53,126 --> 01:33:54,251 Something's off. 1753 01:33:55,084 --> 01:33:56,209 I don't like it. 1754 01:33:57,251 --> 01:33:58,626 What's she playing at? 1755 01:34:01,543 --> 01:34:02,543 [alarm blaring] 1756 01:34:02,626 --> 01:34:05,251 [automated voice] Please, keep our water clean. Please… 1757 01:34:05,334 --> 01:34:06,334 [Helen] Blanc! 1758 01:34:06,876 --> 01:34:08,959 [automated voice] Please, keep our water clean. 1759 01:34:09,043 --> 01:34:11,626 That's everything she said, I think. 1760 01:34:11,709 --> 01:34:14,918 I think maybe you should take up drinking. You're just killing it. 1761 01:34:15,001 --> 01:34:20,293 Lionel and Claire were never there alone. But Duke came early and Birdie came late. 1762 01:34:20,376 --> 01:34:22,834 But they could've gotten there early, killed your sister, 1763 01:34:22,918 --> 01:34:25,959 circled away and then waited for the other to arrive. 1764 01:34:27,043 --> 01:34:28,209 Shit. 1765 01:34:28,293 --> 01:34:30,626 Something is just teasing the edge of my brain. 1766 01:34:30,709 --> 01:34:33,834 This… this case confounds me. It just confounds me. 1767 01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:37,376 We don't have a motive for Duke or Birdie, so-- 1768 01:34:37,459 --> 01:34:40,001 Do either of you two want to do a session or what? 1769 01:34:40,793 --> 01:34:41,793 I'm on the clock. 1770 01:34:44,251 --> 01:34:46,751 No, not right now. 1771 01:34:46,834 --> 01:34:48,168 [fax machine whirring] 1772 01:34:49,584 --> 01:34:50,584 Maybe later. 1773 01:34:50,668 --> 01:34:52,543 All right. It's your money, not mine. 1774 01:34:57,293 --> 01:35:03,376 Ugh. Oh, if I ever meet Jared Leto, I'm gonna whoop his kombucha-brewing ass. 1775 01:35:03,459 --> 01:35:06,084 One number. All his machines. 1776 01:35:09,501 --> 01:35:10,668 [Helen] Holy shit. 1777 01:35:10,751 --> 01:35:14,418 From that afternoon, just minutes after Andi sent the email. 1778 01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:16,918 Lionel. Lionel faxed it-- 1779 01:35:17,001 --> 01:35:19,709 Now hold on, it doesn't necessarily mean he… Get down. 1780 01:35:20,334 --> 01:35:23,001 Right now. Go to him. Do what you gotta do, 1781 01:35:23,084 --> 01:35:26,168 push that son of a bitch. Just get an answer out of him. 1782 01:35:26,251 --> 01:35:31,793 Look, babe. We really need this. So do this for me one last time, okay? 1783 01:35:33,376 --> 01:35:35,626 -All right. I love-- -[line disconnects] 1784 01:35:44,084 --> 01:35:45,043 [Miles chuckles] 1785 01:35:52,293 --> 01:35:53,709 [Miles moaning] 1786 01:35:54,709 --> 01:35:55,626 [Miles] Come here. 1787 01:35:58,043 --> 01:35:58,876 [rustling] 1788 01:36:09,168 --> 01:36:10,543 Are you gonna do it for me? 1789 01:36:10,626 --> 01:36:12,293 [Miles] Mm-hmm. 1790 01:36:12,376 --> 01:36:13,459 [grunts] 1791 01:36:13,543 --> 01:36:14,376 Not that. 1792 01:36:14,876 --> 01:36:16,126 -Hmm? -Huh-uh. 1793 01:36:16,709 --> 01:36:18,043 Oh, come on, come on. 1794 01:36:18,126 --> 01:36:20,084 It's all he wants. 1795 01:36:20,168 --> 01:36:22,668 The YouTube channel's dying. He needs the exposure. 1796 01:36:22,751 --> 01:36:27,001 Just put him on Alpha News, baby. Just a late-night spot. 1797 01:36:27,084 --> 01:36:30,251 And you know he's earned it. With what he did. 1798 01:36:30,334 --> 01:36:31,543 [Miles] Listen, listen. 1799 01:36:31,626 --> 01:36:33,918 I am building the future of news. 1800 01:36:34,001 --> 01:36:37,334 I can't have rhino-horn-boner-pill karma in the mix. 1801 01:36:37,418 --> 01:36:39,418 -[both giggle] -See? See? 1802 01:36:40,209 --> 01:36:45,376 Like, he is my loyal friend, but I can't put him on Alpha News. Okay? 1803 01:36:45,459 --> 01:36:46,751 [breathing heavily] 1804 01:36:54,834 --> 01:36:57,084 [Birdie] There's no stopping it, Peg. 1805 01:36:57,168 --> 01:36:58,876 I can't do this anymore. I'm done. 1806 01:36:58,959 --> 01:37:00,834 -Peg! -Don't. Just don't talk to me! 1807 01:37:00,918 --> 01:37:03,543 -Wait! Peg! -[Peg] Ten years! Ten years! 1808 01:37:03,626 --> 01:37:05,418 My therapist says this is a toxic relationship. 1809 01:37:05,501 --> 01:37:07,876 -[Birdie] Don't be like that! -[Peg] Don't follow me. Birdie! 1810 01:37:07,959 --> 01:37:09,418 I quit! I quit! 1811 01:37:12,251 --> 01:37:14,709 [Birdie] It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people… 1812 01:37:14,793 --> 01:37:16,126 [fast forwarding] 1813 01:37:16,209 --> 01:37:18,668 [Peg] What did Miles mean, "This is her only chance"? 1814 01:37:18,751 --> 01:37:20,626 [Birdie] What does anything mean? 1815 01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:23,168 [Peg] I swear to God, I'll punch you in the face if you do not… 1816 01:37:23,251 --> 01:37:24,209 …tell me! 1817 01:37:24,293 --> 01:37:26,876 I am going to sign the statement. 1818 01:37:26,959 --> 01:37:29,001 No! That will destroy us. There's no coming-- 1819 01:37:29,084 --> 01:37:31,584 The story is gonna break! There's no stopping it! 1820 01:37:31,668 --> 01:37:33,626 We will do what we always do. 1821 01:37:33,709 --> 01:37:36,959 Deny, half-apologize, and then go silent awhile. 1822 01:37:37,043 --> 01:37:38,251 I will handle this. You… 1823 01:37:41,751 --> 01:37:42,626 What is this? 1824 01:37:43,459 --> 01:37:44,543 It's my secret phone. 1825 01:37:47,209 --> 01:37:48,126 What is this? 1826 01:37:48,709 --> 01:37:51,834 An email from the Sweetie Pants contractor two years ago. 1827 01:37:54,043 --> 01:37:57,668 "Miss Jay, I'm writing to inform you that the proposed Bangladesh factory 1828 01:37:57,751 --> 01:38:00,626 is notoriously one of the world's biggest sweatshops." 1829 01:38:00,709 --> 01:38:01,876 "Please advise." 1830 01:38:03,334 --> 01:38:07,418 And then you replied, "Sounds perfect. Thanks." 1831 01:38:09,001 --> 01:38:10,834 With your Memoji dabbing. 1832 01:38:15,959 --> 01:38:16,959 Birdie, 1833 01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:23,709 please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make 1834 01:38:25,459 --> 01:38:27,043 sweatpants. 1835 01:38:30,209 --> 01:38:32,251 Oh my God. 1836 01:38:32,334 --> 01:38:34,709 [sighs] Miles is going to pay me off. 1837 01:38:34,793 --> 01:38:37,376 He said if I take full responsibility for the sweatshops, 1838 01:38:37,459 --> 01:38:39,709 he'll pay me the value of my shares. 1839 01:38:39,793 --> 01:38:40,959 Thirty million. 1840 01:38:41,668 --> 01:38:44,084 I will do whatever I have to do to save myself, 1841 01:38:44,168 --> 01:38:46,543 and he is my only lifeline. 1842 01:38:47,293 --> 01:38:49,459 -Can I have my secret phone back? -[Peg] No. 1843 01:38:51,834 --> 01:38:53,168 This never happens in Clue. 1844 01:38:53,251 --> 01:38:55,001 That's because it's a terrible game. 1845 01:38:55,084 --> 01:38:57,168 They all had a motive to protect Miles. 1846 01:38:57,251 --> 01:38:59,959 They were all there that night. So what now, detective? 1847 01:39:01,043 --> 01:39:01,876 The envelope. 1848 01:39:02,876 --> 01:39:06,751 Whoever killed your sister took that envelope to protect Miles, 1849 01:39:06,834 --> 01:39:08,543 and they wouldn't just destroy it. 1850 01:39:08,626 --> 01:39:10,959 They would want him to see what they'd done for him. 1851 01:39:11,043 --> 01:39:13,918 They brought it here. It's here. 1852 01:39:14,501 --> 01:39:16,293 So how are we supposed to find it? 1853 01:39:16,376 --> 01:39:18,834 Well, unless someone brings an attaché case to dinner, 1854 01:39:18,918 --> 01:39:22,001 they won't have an envelope that size on their person. 1855 01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:26,626 They'll have to hide it in their room. 1856 01:39:27,626 --> 01:39:29,584 So, at dinner tonight… 1857 01:39:29,668 --> 01:39:32,334 Andi. I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda. 1858 01:39:32,918 --> 01:39:35,709 [Benoit] You need to keep your head clear and stay sharp. 1859 01:39:37,251 --> 01:39:39,001 Because you have to find a way. 1860 01:39:39,084 --> 01:39:40,626 [Helen] I want the truth! 1861 01:39:40,709 --> 01:39:41,751 [thuds] 1862 01:39:43,043 --> 01:39:44,043 I can give you that. 1863 01:39:44,126 --> 01:39:47,043 [Benoit] A way that is so painfully uncomfortable 1864 01:39:47,126 --> 01:39:49,418 that nobody will question it or follow you. 1865 01:39:50,126 --> 01:39:52,084 -Pick a fight. And lose. -I'm tired of pretending. 1866 01:39:52,168 --> 01:39:54,293 [Benoit] We have to find that envelope. 1867 01:39:54,376 --> 01:39:56,793 You're the loser. That's the truth. 1868 01:40:01,043 --> 01:40:01,918 [Duke grunts] 1869 01:40:02,668 --> 01:40:04,251 There she is. There's the Andi I know. 1870 01:40:04,334 --> 01:40:05,501 -[cell phone dings] -[thuds] 1871 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:10,751 [in Southern accent] He's a son of a bitch, Whiskey. Leave his ass. 1872 01:40:16,793 --> 01:40:18,084 [dramatic music playing] 1873 01:40:27,334 --> 01:40:30,584 [Benoit] Search their rooms. Ransack them, fast and thorough. 1874 01:40:32,501 --> 01:40:34,209 Don't worry about being neat. 1875 01:40:46,543 --> 01:40:48,418 [cell phone buzzing] 1876 01:40:53,251 --> 01:40:54,168 [grunts] 1877 01:40:59,918 --> 01:41:00,834 [gasps] 1878 01:41:00,918 --> 01:41:03,084 ["Cool Change" by Little River Band playing] 1879 01:41:04,918 --> 01:41:05,751 Hey. 1880 01:41:06,584 --> 01:41:08,709 Hi. Sorry. 1881 01:41:12,959 --> 01:41:14,543 Want to hang out or… 1882 01:41:16,709 --> 01:41:18,001 [cell phone buzzing] 1883 01:41:18,584 --> 01:41:19,418 Damn it. 1884 01:41:21,459 --> 01:41:22,668 What the hell? 1885 01:41:36,959 --> 01:41:40,043 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1886 01:41:40,126 --> 01:41:42,459 [dramatic music playing] 1887 01:41:47,668 --> 01:41:48,834 [Whiskey screams] 1888 01:41:53,751 --> 01:41:54,584 Andi? 1889 01:41:55,168 --> 01:41:56,459 [male voice over speakers] Dong! 1890 01:41:56,543 --> 01:41:57,959 I can explain this. 1891 01:41:58,668 --> 01:41:59,584 Huh? 1892 01:42:00,834 --> 01:42:03,168 Wait a minute. Whiskey, is the party over? 1893 01:42:03,251 --> 01:42:05,668 No. No. I left. 1894 01:42:07,084 --> 01:42:08,834 Duke… [crying] 1895 01:42:08,918 --> 01:42:12,709 I left Duke because I couldn't… He didn't deserve this. 1896 01:42:13,584 --> 01:42:15,251 How am I going to tell his mom? 1897 01:42:15,334 --> 01:42:19,793 Hey, hey, hey. Yes, he did. Okay? He is a bastard. 1898 01:42:19,876 --> 01:42:21,709 I don't feel sorry for him. 1899 01:42:21,793 --> 01:42:25,834 He deserved what he got, and you are better off without him. 1900 01:42:34,418 --> 01:42:36,168 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1901 01:42:36,876 --> 01:42:38,001 What the fuck? 1902 01:42:38,084 --> 01:42:39,918 -[systems powering down] -[both scream] 1903 01:42:40,001 --> 01:42:42,501 [Whiskey] Please don't kill me! Oh my God, please don't kill me! 1904 01:42:42,584 --> 01:42:44,668 [Helen] I'm not trying to kill you, you crazy bitch! 1905 01:42:44,751 --> 01:42:46,251 [dramatic music playing] 1906 01:43:01,501 --> 01:43:02,834 [panting] 1907 01:43:11,709 --> 01:43:12,834 Andi? 1908 01:43:16,376 --> 01:43:17,209 [Benoit] Andi! 1909 01:43:17,709 --> 01:43:18,543 Blanc! 1910 01:43:27,918 --> 01:43:30,001 Blanc, where are you? Where are you? 1911 01:43:30,084 --> 01:43:33,459 Helen! Listen, there's great danger. Did you take Duke's gun? 1912 01:43:33,543 --> 01:43:36,126 Why would I take Duke's gun? And why are the lights out? 1913 01:43:36,209 --> 01:43:37,168 Duke is dead. 1914 01:43:37,251 --> 01:43:38,376 What? 1915 01:43:38,459 --> 01:43:40,584 No time. Did you find the envelope? 1916 01:43:40,668 --> 01:43:43,334 No, I searched every room. It's not there. 1917 01:43:43,418 --> 01:43:46,959 Oh, I've been a fool! There's one more room to search. 1918 01:43:48,084 --> 01:43:50,793 They already gave it to Miles. It's in the Glass Onion. 1919 01:43:50,876 --> 01:43:53,501 If I can distract everyone, and you can get up there and find it-- 1920 01:43:53,584 --> 01:43:55,793 No, but that doesn't tell us who gave it to him. 1921 01:43:56,376 --> 01:43:58,001 Blanc, I don't understand. 1922 01:43:58,084 --> 01:44:00,793 Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight. 1923 01:44:01,584 --> 01:44:04,668 We only need one last piece of information, but only you can-- 1924 01:44:04,751 --> 01:44:06,834 -[gunshot] -[harpsichord music playing] 1925 01:44:20,876 --> 01:44:22,751 [whimpers] 1926 01:44:23,959 --> 01:44:24,793 [gasps] 1927 01:44:26,376 --> 01:44:27,501 [panting] 1928 01:44:27,584 --> 01:44:29,376 Son of a bitch! 1929 01:44:49,334 --> 01:44:51,293 Blanc, go chase him! 1930 01:44:52,459 --> 01:44:54,293 What are you doing? Don't let him get away. 1931 01:45:11,834 --> 01:45:13,626 The killer thinks you're dead. 1932 01:45:14,543 --> 01:45:15,668 This is our cover. 1933 01:45:16,959 --> 01:45:20,876 I can buy you maybe five minutes alone in the Glass Onion, but you have to-- 1934 01:45:20,959 --> 01:45:23,251 -Give me that. -You have to find that envelope. 1935 01:45:23,334 --> 01:45:24,876 -I will. -That's it… 1936 01:45:24,959 --> 01:45:26,834 Oh, no, give me that. Give me that. 1937 01:45:28,709 --> 01:45:29,793 This'll be good. 1938 01:45:30,959 --> 01:45:31,959 [clears throat] 1939 01:45:33,668 --> 01:45:35,543 Oh. Oh. Oh! 1940 01:45:36,793 --> 01:45:37,626 Shitballs! 1941 01:45:37,709 --> 01:45:38,793 Blanc… 1942 01:45:41,626 --> 01:45:42,501 Yes. 1943 01:45:45,293 --> 01:45:46,709 [systems powering up] 1944 01:45:50,876 --> 01:45:51,918 [Claire] Oh, God. 1945 01:45:53,293 --> 01:45:56,334 [Birdie screams, whimpers] 1946 01:45:59,834 --> 01:46:00,959 [Miles] God, Andi. 1947 01:46:01,918 --> 01:46:03,834 [Benoit] Everyone, inside right now. 1948 01:46:03,918 --> 01:46:06,418 -[Claire] Shouldn't we-- -[Benoit] She's not going anywhere. 1949 01:46:06,501 --> 01:46:08,459 -[Helen grunts softly] -[Benoit] Inside. 1950 01:46:08,543 --> 01:46:10,126 [Helen whimpering softly] 1951 01:46:10,209 --> 01:46:11,959 [Benoit] It's time to finish this. 1952 01:46:14,376 --> 01:46:16,001 [Helen straining] 1953 01:46:17,418 --> 01:46:19,168 [gasps, blowing nose] 1954 01:46:20,251 --> 01:46:21,251 Shitballs. 1955 01:46:22,751 --> 01:46:24,418 [Miles] It makes no sense. 1956 01:46:24,501 --> 01:46:26,126 [Benoit] This makes perfect sense. 1957 01:46:26,209 --> 01:46:28,501 Duke, Andi, this weekend, 1958 01:46:28,584 --> 01:46:32,376 this ridiculous game that started well before we set foot on this island. 1959 01:46:32,459 --> 01:46:34,793 Will you explain it to us all then, detective? 1960 01:46:34,876 --> 01:46:38,543 No, I can peel back the layers, 1961 01:46:38,626 --> 01:46:43,001 I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center, 1962 01:46:44,793 --> 01:46:48,668 only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand. 1963 01:46:50,793 --> 01:46:51,626 Who? 1964 01:46:54,126 --> 01:46:59,459 Well, I keep returning, in my mind, to the Glass Onion. 1965 01:47:01,543 --> 01:47:06,459 Something that seems densely layered, mysterious and inscrutable. 1966 01:47:06,543 --> 01:47:09,168 But in fact, the center is in plain sight. 1967 01:47:09,251 --> 01:47:10,668 Where? Where? 1968 01:47:11,543 --> 01:47:15,084 And that is why this case has confounded me like no other. 1969 01:47:15,168 --> 01:47:20,084 Why every complex layer peeled back has revealed 1970 01:47:20,168 --> 01:47:25,043 another layer and another layer and come to naught. 1971 01:47:25,584 --> 01:47:28,376 And that was the problem, right there. 1972 01:47:30,543 --> 01:47:34,251 You see, I expected complexity. 1973 01:47:34,793 --> 01:47:39,834 I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game. 1974 01:47:41,293 --> 01:47:43,918 But that's not what any of this is. 1975 01:47:45,418 --> 01:47:48,751 It hides not behind complexity, 1976 01:47:48,834 --> 01:47:53,084 but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity. 1977 01:47:55,876 --> 01:47:58,209 Truth is, it doesn't hide at all. 1978 01:47:59,834 --> 01:48:01,626 I was staring right at it. 1979 01:48:03,001 --> 01:48:05,293 [soaring, dramatic music plays] 1980 01:48:15,876 --> 01:48:19,209 The killer nearly struck my Achilles' heel. 1981 01:48:19,293 --> 01:48:22,334 But thank high heaven, at the last moment, 1982 01:48:22,418 --> 01:48:28,793 I realized what had teased my brain through this entire case… 1983 01:48:32,084 --> 01:48:33,376 "Inbreathiate." 1984 01:48:36,501 --> 01:48:37,543 It's not a word. 1985 01:48:38,418 --> 01:48:39,334 What? 1986 01:48:39,418 --> 01:48:42,793 Can we just take a second and fully inbreathiate this moment? 1987 01:48:43,376 --> 01:48:44,668 It's not a real word. 1988 01:48:44,751 --> 01:48:47,709 It kind of sounds like one, but it's just entirely made up. 1989 01:48:48,293 --> 01:48:49,376 Now "reclamation," 1990 01:48:49,459 --> 01:48:50,543 now, well, that… 1991 01:48:50,626 --> 01:48:54,459 That is a word, but it's the wrong word. 1992 01:48:54,543 --> 01:48:58,168 This place is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now. 1993 01:48:58,251 --> 01:48:59,459 This entire day… 1994 01:48:59,543 --> 01:49:00,709 The predefinite detective. 1995 01:49:00,793 --> 01:49:04,251 A veritable minefield of malapropisms… 1996 01:49:04,334 --> 01:49:05,293 The infraction point. 1997 01:49:05,376 --> 01:49:07,084 …and factual errors. 1998 01:49:07,168 --> 01:49:09,251 Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea. 1999 01:49:09,876 --> 01:49:11,918 That is the Aegean Sea. 2000 01:49:12,001 --> 01:49:15,084 Oh, yeah, it is. It is. 2001 01:49:15,168 --> 01:49:20,293 His dock doesn't float. His wonder-fuel is a disaster. 2002 01:49:20,376 --> 01:49:24,043 His grasp of disruption theory is remedial at best. 2003 01:49:24,126 --> 01:49:27,251 He didn't design the puzzle boxes. He didn't write the mystery. 2004 01:49:27,334 --> 01:49:32,334 Et voilà! It all adds up. The key to this entire case. 2005 01:49:33,168 --> 01:49:35,168 And it was staring me right in the face. 2006 01:49:36,501 --> 01:49:38,834 Like everyone in the world, 2007 01:49:38,918 --> 01:49:43,084 I assumed Miles Bron was a complicated genius. 2008 01:49:43,168 --> 01:49:44,334 But why? 2009 01:49:45,876 --> 01:49:49,918 Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion… 2010 01:49:52,584 --> 01:49:54,334 Miles Bron is an idiot. 2011 01:49:56,168 --> 01:50:01,584 Oh, please. Just tell us who tried to kill me. 2012 01:50:01,668 --> 01:50:06,459 Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon. 2013 01:50:06,543 --> 01:50:09,126 Duke took my glass! 2014 01:50:09,209 --> 01:50:11,084 That's what you told us he did. 2015 01:50:12,001 --> 01:50:15,668 He must've picked it up by mistake, you told us, right after it happened. 2016 01:50:15,751 --> 01:50:19,334 Look at that dress spin. Birdie, do that again. Watch this. 2017 01:50:19,418 --> 01:50:21,376 And after you said those words, 2018 01:50:21,459 --> 01:50:24,334 that's what we all remember seeing, but think! 2019 01:50:25,668 --> 01:50:29,334 Ignore his lies, everyone, and think clearly now. 2020 01:50:29,418 --> 01:50:32,334 What did we all actually see? 2021 01:50:32,418 --> 01:50:35,251 Wow! Look at that dress spin. Birdie, that's amazing. 2022 01:50:35,334 --> 01:50:36,376 Just… 2023 01:50:36,459 --> 01:50:40,459 -[gasps] -[Benoit] You handed Duke your own glass. 2024 01:50:40,543 --> 01:50:42,918 Clear as crystal. Right in front of our eyes. 2025 01:50:43,001 --> 01:50:46,709 All of us. And then told a bald-faced fabrication. 2026 01:50:47,501 --> 01:50:48,668 And it worked. 2027 01:50:49,251 --> 01:50:51,626 Blanc, are you telling us Miles killed Duke? 2028 01:50:51,709 --> 01:50:53,668 -Yes. -Why? 2029 01:50:53,751 --> 01:50:56,334 Because the night Andi sent you all the emails, 2030 01:50:56,418 --> 01:50:59,084 when Duke got to Andi's house early on his motorcycle… 2031 01:50:59,168 --> 01:51:00,084 [engine revving] 2032 01:51:01,459 --> 01:51:03,084 [Benoit] …he saw Miles leaving. 2033 01:51:04,626 --> 01:51:05,543 [tires screeching] 2034 01:51:07,001 --> 01:51:08,376 [Benoit] Was almost struck by him. 2035 01:51:08,459 --> 01:51:12,084 In fact, he told all of us. Right out in the open, he told us. 2036 01:51:12,168 --> 01:51:13,584 Iconic. 2037 01:51:14,251 --> 01:51:17,334 Remember that night you almost pancaked me with it on the road outside of Andi's? 2038 01:51:17,418 --> 01:51:19,293 Anderson Cooper's birthday? Mm-hmm. 2039 01:51:19,376 --> 01:51:21,876 That night, at Andi's. 2040 01:51:22,459 --> 01:51:25,626 That night, Duke told us he almost got in an accident. 2041 01:51:25,709 --> 01:51:27,126 He… pancaked? 2042 01:51:27,209 --> 01:51:30,293 Yeah, but Miles had been living in Greece the past six months. 2043 01:51:30,376 --> 01:51:32,168 No. Whiskey. 2044 01:51:33,459 --> 01:51:36,501 Miles saw you on your birthday in New York. 2045 01:51:36,584 --> 01:51:40,168 Gave you that necklace for your birthday. And you're a Taurus. 2046 01:51:41,168 --> 01:51:42,251 I am. 2047 01:51:43,418 --> 01:51:44,918 Two weeks ago. 2048 01:51:45,001 --> 01:51:47,168 -[Benoit] Forget the hydrofuels… -May 9th. 2049 01:51:47,251 --> 01:51:48,168 …and the sweatshops, 2050 01:51:48,251 --> 01:51:51,209 and the consensual cuckolding for cable news assignments. 2051 01:51:51,293 --> 01:51:52,126 Sorry, what? 2052 01:51:52,209 --> 01:51:53,376 And focus 2053 01:51:55,251 --> 01:51:56,334 on the envelope. 2054 01:52:03,418 --> 01:52:04,501 [screams] 2055 01:52:04,584 --> 01:52:06,834 [gasps] Holy shit! 2056 01:52:10,918 --> 01:52:12,959 What is reality? 2057 01:52:14,251 --> 01:52:15,334 Andi? 2058 01:52:19,793 --> 01:52:21,501 [Benoit] Who did the envelope threaten? 2059 01:52:24,584 --> 01:52:25,709 Miles Bron. 2060 01:52:28,126 --> 01:52:33,959 That night, Lionel faxed Andi's email to Miles who received it in New York. 2061 01:52:34,668 --> 01:52:37,959 The one thing that could destroy his empire of lies, 2062 01:52:38,709 --> 01:52:42,834 the truth in the hands of the only person unafraid to tell it. 2063 01:52:44,543 --> 01:52:47,501 So Miles drives his Baby Blue Porsche 2064 01:52:47,584 --> 01:52:50,751 to the scene of the crime, and Andi lets him in. 2065 01:52:50,834 --> 01:52:51,959 Of course she did. 2066 01:52:52,043 --> 01:52:54,876 Miles' machine of lawyers and power 2067 01:52:54,959 --> 01:52:58,209 could destroy her through sheer dumb force. 2068 01:52:58,293 --> 01:52:59,834 But Miles himself? 2069 01:52:59,918 --> 01:53:02,293 Oh, she was clever enough not to fear Miles. 2070 01:53:03,959 --> 01:53:10,251 But she didn't see the real threat, the obvious threat until it was too late. 2071 01:53:20,334 --> 01:53:24,251 Duke alone knew you were there that night, but he didn't know Andi was dead. 2072 01:53:24,334 --> 01:53:27,793 No, no, he didn't know that until this evening. 2073 01:53:27,876 --> 01:53:32,043 Right here, when he got a Google Alert on his phone, 2074 01:53:32,126 --> 01:53:35,168 which has now fallen strangely silent. 2075 01:53:35,668 --> 01:53:37,043 And which he showed to you… 2076 01:53:38,334 --> 01:53:39,251 [gasps] 2077 01:53:39,334 --> 01:53:41,501 …because you don't own a phone. 2078 01:53:42,084 --> 01:53:43,793 Duke! No! 2079 01:53:48,501 --> 01:53:50,418 Did he really think he could stop all of them 2080 01:53:50,501 --> 01:53:52,251 from finding out about Andi's death? 2081 01:53:52,334 --> 01:53:54,001 They all have phones. 2082 01:53:54,084 --> 01:53:55,501 -Where's my phone? -[Birdie] Peggy. 2083 01:53:56,293 --> 01:53:57,834 -Phone! -Still no. 2084 01:53:58,543 --> 01:54:00,459 [Benoit] He didn't need to hide the death. 2085 01:54:00,543 --> 01:54:03,209 He just needed to hide that Duke had shown him the death 2086 01:54:03,293 --> 01:54:05,584 moments before he was killed. 2087 01:54:06,584 --> 01:54:08,584 Right out in the open, Duke showed him. 2088 01:54:08,668 --> 01:54:10,376 [Duke] That changes things, right? 2089 01:54:10,459 --> 01:54:11,876 It sure does. 2090 01:54:11,959 --> 01:54:15,043 And told him exactly what he wanted in return for his silence. 2091 01:54:15,126 --> 01:54:18,418 Numbers like this. Maybe we can talk Alpha News? 2092 01:54:19,251 --> 01:54:21,251 You bet your ass. Come here. 2093 01:54:22,084 --> 01:54:23,584 So what does Miles do? 2094 01:54:23,668 --> 01:54:25,793 Does he keep a vial of poison in his tooth or something? 2095 01:54:25,876 --> 01:54:26,959 Is that a rich person thing? 2096 01:54:27,043 --> 01:54:31,709 No, no, no, no, it's just… It's so much stupider than that. 2097 01:54:31,793 --> 01:54:34,709 Birdie, what are the ingredients to your Cuban Breeze? 2098 01:54:35,334 --> 01:54:38,251 Um, vodka, amaretto. 2099 01:54:38,334 --> 01:54:39,168 Oh, God. 2100 01:54:44,918 --> 01:54:46,751 [Birdie] And… pineapple juice. 2101 01:54:46,834 --> 01:54:49,501 No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple. 2102 01:54:50,084 --> 01:54:51,251 An allergy. 2103 01:54:51,334 --> 01:54:52,834 He can't even have a drop. 2104 01:54:52,918 --> 01:54:54,376 Pineapple juice! 2105 01:54:54,876 --> 01:54:58,084 He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey. 2106 01:54:59,001 --> 01:55:00,418 It's so dumb. 2107 01:55:00,501 --> 01:55:02,834 Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant. 2108 01:55:02,918 --> 01:55:05,709 No! It's just dumb! 2109 01:55:06,584 --> 01:55:09,959 "Died of an apparent suicide. She is survived by her sister, Helen." 2110 01:55:11,251 --> 01:55:12,126 Helen. 2111 01:55:15,043 --> 01:55:17,543 You told me about Helen, your sister-- 2112 01:55:18,043 --> 01:55:19,959 [gasps] Oh, wait! 2113 01:55:21,918 --> 01:55:24,334 Helen Brand, ladies and gentlemen. 2114 01:55:28,043 --> 01:55:31,459 And now we come to Helen's attempted murder, 2115 01:55:31,543 --> 01:55:36,793 which, I have to give you credit for, did have a sound foundation of thought. 2116 01:55:37,876 --> 01:55:41,376 You realized the opportunity laid out in front of you. 2117 01:55:41,459 --> 01:55:43,376 You have a house on a remote island, 2118 01:55:43,459 --> 01:55:46,376 filled with desperate people, 2119 01:55:46,459 --> 01:55:51,376 all of whom have a real-life reason to wish this woman harm. You-- 2120 01:55:56,209 --> 01:56:02,543 Furthermore, you have a loaded gun conveniently within reach. 2121 01:56:05,626 --> 01:56:08,959 And the lights had even been turned off. 2122 01:56:09,043 --> 01:56:10,543 You've taken seven people, 2123 01:56:10,626 --> 01:56:13,251 each of whom has a real-life reason to wish you harm, 2124 01:56:13,334 --> 01:56:15,626 gathered them together on a remote island, 2125 01:56:15,709 --> 01:56:19,168 and placed the idea of your murder in their heads. 2126 01:56:19,251 --> 01:56:23,209 It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights! 2127 01:56:25,126 --> 01:56:26,209 Heavens to… 2128 01:56:27,334 --> 01:56:29,793 You dim-witted, brainless 2129 01:56:30,459 --> 01:56:31,876 jackass! 2130 01:56:33,001 --> 01:56:36,709 Your one murder, with any panache at all, 2131 01:56:37,626 --> 01:56:41,501 and you stole the whole idea from me. 2132 01:56:41,584 --> 01:56:42,793 [dramatic music playing] 2133 01:56:48,209 --> 01:56:49,501 [gunshot] 2134 01:56:56,043 --> 01:57:00,001 And after all that, you… You still kept the envelope? 2135 01:57:00,918 --> 01:57:02,543 You didn't burn it or anything? 2136 01:57:04,043 --> 01:57:05,543 You recognize this? 2137 01:57:06,668 --> 01:57:08,376 Andi's handwriting. 2138 01:57:09,709 --> 01:57:11,209 I got you, son of a bitch. 2139 01:57:11,293 --> 01:57:14,584 Oh, let's slow down there, sister. Okay? 2140 01:57:14,668 --> 01:57:18,418 Because first, how could you ever prove that that's the original? 2141 01:57:18,501 --> 01:57:20,168 -She might have copied mine. -No. 2142 01:57:21,084 --> 01:57:23,584 The bar closed nine years ago, 2143 01:57:23,668 --> 01:57:26,668 and hers has one thing that yours just doesn't. 2144 01:57:34,626 --> 01:57:36,918 Okay, but second… 2145 01:57:39,501 --> 01:57:40,334 [thuds] 2146 01:57:45,959 --> 01:57:48,334 -What the hell did he do? -He just burned it! 2147 01:57:48,418 --> 01:57:50,418 [Miles] Burned what? I didn't see anything. 2148 01:57:50,501 --> 01:57:51,459 [Helen] You burned it! 2149 01:57:51,543 --> 01:57:54,084 -Is someone making toast? -This will not stand. 2150 01:57:54,168 --> 01:57:59,751 Uh-huh. Well, did you see this proof, this smoking napkin, Blanc? 2151 01:58:01,209 --> 01:58:03,376 No. Did anybody? 2152 01:58:08,626 --> 01:58:10,251 Okay, then wow! 2153 01:58:10,959 --> 01:58:13,793 Wow! We got some big accusations flying around here. 2154 01:58:14,501 --> 01:58:16,584 Except, everybody seems to have 2155 01:58:16,668 --> 01:58:19,168 a very foggy recollection of what they actually saw, 2156 01:58:19,251 --> 01:58:22,584 and there's nothing but totally circumspective evidence. 2157 01:58:22,668 --> 01:58:23,501 [sighs] 2158 01:58:23,584 --> 01:58:27,584 So, if this was just us playing my murder mystery game, 2159 01:58:27,668 --> 01:58:30,126 which we should have been doing all weekend, 2160 01:58:30,209 --> 01:58:33,626 then Blanc wins an iPad Pro this time. 2161 01:58:34,668 --> 01:58:36,043 But this is the real world. 2162 01:58:36,709 --> 01:58:40,418 And in the real world, you need more than a neat, little detective story. 2163 01:58:40,501 --> 01:58:42,001 You need evidence. 2164 01:58:42,084 --> 01:58:45,209 And you've got… nothing. 2165 01:58:45,918 --> 01:58:46,918 Do you? 2166 01:58:54,459 --> 01:58:55,459 He's right. 2167 01:58:57,293 --> 01:59:00,293 The contents of that envelope and his possession of it 2168 01:59:00,376 --> 01:59:02,626 were our only physical evidence. 2169 01:59:04,418 --> 01:59:05,501 Right. 2170 01:59:08,251 --> 01:59:12,168 Wanna take that to the cops? You wanna take it to the courts? 2171 01:59:12,251 --> 01:59:13,418 [chuckles] 2172 01:59:13,501 --> 01:59:15,709 Look, you pick your poison. 2173 01:59:16,334 --> 01:59:20,459 Anywhere you go, it's going to be your word against mine. 2174 01:59:21,293 --> 01:59:22,959 How do you think that's gonna go? 2175 01:59:23,751 --> 01:59:27,459 I think it's gonna go about like it went for Andi. 2176 01:59:28,043 --> 01:59:28,959 Jesus. 2177 01:59:31,584 --> 01:59:33,709 And, I do want to say, 2178 01:59:34,584 --> 01:59:38,376 your sister was a complicated woman, but she meant the world to me. 2179 01:59:39,834 --> 01:59:41,418 And I'm so sorry for your loss. 2180 01:59:50,959 --> 01:59:52,209 Nobody's stepping up? 2181 01:59:56,168 --> 01:59:58,626 Raise your hand and say, "I saw him take Duke's gun." 2182 02:00:02,418 --> 02:00:04,459 "I saw him that night at Andi's house." 2183 02:00:10,334 --> 02:00:12,584 "I saw the napkin before he burned it." 2184 02:00:13,376 --> 02:00:14,251 We didn't… 2185 02:00:16,834 --> 02:00:18,043 We… We didn't. 2186 02:00:20,043 --> 02:00:24,459 You would lie for a lie, but you won't lie for the truth. 2187 02:00:26,376 --> 02:00:28,626 You're still holding on to his titties. 2188 02:00:30,043 --> 02:00:31,626 You shitheads. 2189 02:00:37,418 --> 02:00:38,293 Blanc. 2190 02:00:40,251 --> 02:00:41,751 I need you to do something. 2191 02:00:44,334 --> 02:00:46,168 I'm sorry, Helen. 2192 02:00:46,834 --> 02:00:48,376 I gave you the truth. 2193 02:00:49,626 --> 02:00:51,918 This is where my jurisdiction ends. 2194 02:00:53,084 --> 02:00:56,418 I have to answer to the police, the courts, the system. 2195 02:00:58,793 --> 02:01:00,459 There's nothing I can do. 2196 02:01:04,959 --> 02:01:06,001 Except maybe… 2197 02:01:08,209 --> 02:01:09,959 offer you some courage. 2198 02:01:13,126 --> 02:01:17,209 And a reminder of why your sister walked away in the first place. 2199 02:01:35,043 --> 02:01:36,876 [menacing music playing] 2200 02:01:57,543 --> 02:01:59,376 [frenetic string music playing] 2201 02:02:14,126 --> 02:02:15,043 [scoffs] 2202 02:02:25,084 --> 02:02:27,084 [glass shattering] 2203 02:02:31,209 --> 02:02:32,334 Hell, yeah! 2204 02:02:37,501 --> 02:02:38,418 Why the hell not? 2205 02:02:38,501 --> 02:02:40,876 Yeah, go, Helen! All right, go, Helen! 2206 02:02:44,126 --> 02:02:45,043 [chuckles] 2207 02:02:46,126 --> 02:02:48,334 -[glass shatters] -[music ends abruptly 2208 02:02:48,418 --> 02:02:50,751 -[screams] -[electricity crackling] 2209 02:02:54,751 --> 02:02:56,459 God damn, that felt good. 2210 02:02:56,543 --> 02:02:58,543 [tense music playing] 2211 02:03:00,043 --> 02:03:01,959 Oh, really? 2212 02:03:03,376 --> 02:03:04,876 -You want to join in? -Yeah. 2213 02:03:04,959 --> 02:03:05,876 -Oh, yeah. -You go. 2214 02:03:05,959 --> 02:03:07,376 Yeah, we should… Hey, Miles! 2215 02:03:07,459 --> 02:03:09,334 [music intensifies] 2216 02:03:13,918 --> 02:03:14,751 Okay. 2217 02:03:14,834 --> 02:03:15,876 [Birdie yells] 2218 02:03:18,709 --> 02:03:20,251 [women whooping] 2219 02:03:22,709 --> 02:03:25,459 I get it, guys. Let it all out. 2220 02:03:27,501 --> 02:03:29,209 [Birdie] Yes! Whoo! 2221 02:03:29,293 --> 02:03:30,376 [music ends] 2222 02:03:30,959 --> 02:03:33,793 [Whiskey and Claire whooping] 2223 02:03:34,501 --> 02:03:36,501 Yay! Mazel tov! 2224 02:03:41,334 --> 02:03:43,293 Ooh, coming in real hot. 2225 02:03:44,043 --> 02:03:45,001 Helen, easy! 2226 02:03:45,959 --> 02:03:46,876 Whoa! 2227 02:03:48,001 --> 02:03:50,126 I think that belonged to Liberace. 2228 02:03:50,209 --> 02:03:52,293 Okay, I… Are we done? 2229 02:03:55,001 --> 02:03:56,043 Whoa, whoa. 2230 02:03:56,126 --> 02:03:58,043 -We're not done. -[Claire] Whoa, whoa. 2231 02:03:58,126 --> 02:04:00,043 [dramatic music playing] 2232 02:04:00,126 --> 02:04:01,001 Why are you-- [gasps] 2233 02:04:01,084 --> 02:04:01,959 Ooh. 2234 02:04:04,168 --> 02:04:06,168 [screaming] 2235 02:04:09,043 --> 02:04:10,793 Okay. What? 2236 02:04:11,293 --> 02:04:13,168 What? What is it? What do you want? 2237 02:04:20,918 --> 02:04:21,959 We're not-- 2238 02:04:22,043 --> 02:04:23,293 [women screaming] 2239 02:04:23,376 --> 02:04:26,168 -[gasps] -Oh my God! Whoa! 2240 02:04:31,209 --> 02:04:34,084 [Lionel] Miles! Fire extinguisher. Miles? 2241 02:04:34,168 --> 02:04:35,126 [Birdie] Andi? 2242 02:04:36,584 --> 02:04:37,668 Uh, Helen! 2243 02:04:37,751 --> 02:04:39,959 -[Lionel] Fire extinguisher? -[Birdie] Wait-- 2244 02:04:40,043 --> 02:04:42,918 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! 2245 02:04:43,001 --> 02:04:44,626 [Birdie] Helen, God damn it! 2246 02:04:45,293 --> 02:04:46,751 Come on, Helen! [gasps] 2247 02:04:49,459 --> 02:04:52,084 Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! [screams] 2248 02:04:54,168 --> 02:04:55,293 Okay, stop! 2249 02:04:56,376 --> 02:04:58,251 Stop. Enough. 2250 02:04:59,918 --> 02:05:01,126 [sprinklers activating] 2251 02:05:08,876 --> 02:05:10,626 Helen, walk away. 2252 02:05:11,918 --> 02:05:13,168 Yeah. 2253 02:05:13,251 --> 02:05:16,501 With a reminder of why my sister walked away in the first place. 2254 02:05:40,126 --> 02:05:41,709 Oh, shit! 2255 02:05:48,376 --> 02:05:49,918 [gasps] Hindenburg. 2256 02:06:00,376 --> 02:06:03,126 [automated voice] This is a smokeless garden. 2257 02:06:03,209 --> 02:06:05,418 This is a smokeless garden. 2258 02:06:06,293 --> 02:06:11,084 This is a smokeless garden. This is a smokeless garden. 2259 02:06:11,168 --> 02:06:12,126 Disruption. [chuckles] 2260 02:06:12,209 --> 02:06:13,918 [automated voice] This is a smokeless garden. 2261 02:06:14,001 --> 02:06:14,834 Fuckin' A. 2262 02:06:14,918 --> 02:06:16,251 [both chuckling] 2263 02:06:28,209 --> 02:06:29,834 [metallic creaking] 2264 02:06:32,251 --> 02:06:33,334 [horn blares] 2265 02:06:40,043 --> 02:06:42,043 [huffing angrily] 2266 02:06:50,584 --> 02:06:52,501 ["Mona Lisa" by Nat King Cole playing] 2267 02:07:06,709 --> 02:07:10,751 ♪ Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa ♪ 2268 02:07:10,834 --> 02:07:13,918 ♪ Men have named you ♪ 2269 02:07:14,001 --> 02:07:19,751 ♪ You're so like the lady With a mystic smile ♪ 2270 02:07:20,543 --> 02:07:26,084 ♪ Is it only 'cause you're lonely They have blamed you ♪ 2271 02:07:27,293 --> 02:07:33,084 ♪ For that Mona Lisa strangeness In your smile ♪ 2272 02:07:34,334 --> 02:07:40,543 ♪ Do you smile To tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? ♪ 2273 02:07:41,418 --> 02:07:45,084 ♪ Or is this your way to hide ♪ 2274 02:07:45,168 --> 02:07:48,918 ♪ A broken heart? ♪ 2275 02:07:49,001 --> 02:07:53,334 ♪ Are you warm, are you real ♪ 2276 02:07:53,418 --> 02:07:57,376 ♪ Mona Lisa? ♪ 2277 02:07:57,876 --> 02:08:01,959 ♪ Or just a cold and lonely ♪ 2278 02:08:02,668 --> 02:08:07,459 ♪ Lovely work of art? ♪ 2279 02:08:08,376 --> 02:08:12,168 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 2280 02:08:12,918 --> 02:08:18,918 ♪ Mona Lisa ♪ 2281 02:08:26,876 --> 02:08:27,876 [song ends] 2282 02:08:27,959 --> 02:08:32,084 Oh, fantastic! Oh, that's so punk rock! 2283 02:08:32,709 --> 02:08:34,543 What? You think you're an alligator? 2284 02:08:34,626 --> 02:08:37,293 You think you popped me like a gangster? No! 2285 02:08:38,001 --> 02:08:39,209 You baby! 2286 02:08:40,376 --> 02:08:41,876 [screams] You child! 2287 02:08:43,876 --> 02:08:44,876 You feel better now? 2288 02:08:45,918 --> 02:08:48,334 I hope your little bitch tantrum gave you closure 2289 02:08:48,418 --> 02:08:50,918 'cause it accomplished nothing! 2290 02:08:52,459 --> 02:08:55,584 Your fuel of the future just barbecued 2291 02:08:55,668 --> 02:08:59,418 the world's most famous painting, you dumbass. 2292 02:09:03,834 --> 02:09:07,043 Congratulations on the public launch of Klear 2293 02:09:07,959 --> 02:09:11,876 and the end of Miles Bron. 2294 02:09:15,209 --> 02:09:18,918 You're ruined. And you did get your wish. 2295 02:09:20,084 --> 02:09:23,376 To forever be remembered in the same breath… 2296 02:09:25,168 --> 02:09:26,959 as the Mona Lisa. 2297 02:09:36,501 --> 02:09:39,209 No. No. 2298 02:09:40,126 --> 02:09:45,209 Gang? We all saw the same thing. We know what happened. Am I right? 2299 02:09:48,126 --> 02:09:49,751 I saw the napkin he burned. 2300 02:09:53,251 --> 02:09:58,793 God, now that you mention it, I clearly saw him grab Duke's gun. 2301 02:10:01,626 --> 02:10:04,876 I saw him driving away from Andi's house the night she was killed. 2302 02:10:13,668 --> 02:10:14,501 Oh… 2303 02:10:15,876 --> 02:10:17,418 you shitheads. 2304 02:10:18,418 --> 02:10:20,418 [harpsichord music playing] 2305 02:10:27,626 --> 02:10:29,626 [dramatic music playing] 2306 02:10:37,418 --> 02:10:38,834 [dramatic music fades] 2307 02:10:38,918 --> 02:10:40,418 [harpsichord playing] 2308 02:10:46,918 --> 02:10:48,168 [music ends] 2309 02:10:48,251 --> 02:10:49,834 Did you get the son of a bitch? 2310 02:10:51,668 --> 02:10:52,501 Yeah. 2311 02:10:54,751 --> 02:10:56,043 You ready to go home? 2312 02:10:56,126 --> 02:10:58,209 [harpsichord music resumes] 2313 02:11:14,751 --> 02:11:16,459 ["Glass Onion" by The Beatles playing] 2314 02:11:16,543 --> 02:11:19,668 ♪ I told you about Strawberry Fields ♪ 2315 02:11:20,459 --> 02:11:23,543 ♪ You know the place Where nothing is real ♪ 2316 02:11:24,501 --> 02:11:27,793 ♪ Well, here's another place you can go ♪ 2317 02:11:29,543 --> 02:11:32,209 ♪ Where everything flows ♪ 2318 02:11:33,543 --> 02:11:36,668 ♪ Looking through the bent-backed tulips ♪ 2319 02:11:37,501 --> 02:11:40,501 ♪ To see how the other half live ♪ 2320 02:11:41,459 --> 02:11:44,001 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2321 02:11:46,418 --> 02:11:49,626 ♪ I told you about The walrus and me, man ♪ 2322 02:11:50,418 --> 02:11:53,626 ♪ You know that we're as close As can be, man ♪ 2323 02:11:54,376 --> 02:11:57,293 ♪ Well, here's another clue for you all ♪ 2324 02:11:59,459 --> 02:12:01,459 ♪ The walrus was Paul ♪ 2325 02:12:03,418 --> 02:12:06,168 ♪ Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah ♪ 2326 02:12:07,418 --> 02:12:10,418 ♪ Lady Madonna Trying to make ends meet, yeah ♪ 2327 02:12:11,334 --> 02:12:13,918 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2328 02:12:18,709 --> 02:12:19,918 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2329 02:12:22,626 --> 02:12:24,418 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2330 02:12:26,584 --> 02:12:30,543 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2331 02:12:31,126 --> 02:12:33,709 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2332 02:12:35,834 --> 02:12:38,709 ♪ I told you about the fool on the hill ♪ 2333 02:12:39,959 --> 02:12:42,709 ♪ I tell you, man He's living there still ♪ 2334 02:12:43,876 --> 02:12:46,793 ♪ Well, here's another place you can be ♪ 2335 02:12:49,084 --> 02:12:50,834 ♪ Listen to me ♪ 2336 02:12:52,918 --> 02:12:56,084 ♪ Fixing a hole in the ocean ♪ 2337 02:12:56,834 --> 02:12:59,709 ♪ Trying to make a dove-tail joint, yeah ♪ 2338 02:13:00,793 --> 02:13:03,376 ♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪ 2339 02:13:29,918 --> 02:13:31,168 [song ends] 2340 02:13:31,251 --> 02:13:32,751 [ominous music playing]