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ANNOUNCER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE "GOAT" MR. DAVE CHAPPELLE.
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DAVE CHAPPELLE:
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
EVERYONE HAVE A SEAT AND RELAX.
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TOMORROW WILL BE A VERY
SIGNIFICANT NIGHT IN COMEDY.
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I AM VERY SURPRISED TO
GET THIS AWARD THIS YOUNG,
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BUT I PROMISE YOU I DESERVE IT.
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MAN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THIS JOB IS LIKE.
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I GREW UP WATCHING THE
BEST SHIT TALKERS THIS WORLD
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HAS EVER SEEN.
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EVERY OPINION IN THIS COUNTRY,
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HAS A COMEDIAN THAT
REPS YOUR POINT OF VIEW.
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BUT GOD DAMN IT,
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I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A
COUNTRY WITH A BRITTLE SPIRIT.
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I WANT TO LIVE AMONGST SOLDIERS.
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MAN: HOW ARE YOU SO YOUNG
GETTING THIS AWARD?
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DAVE: WELL, IT
TOOK ME 32 YEARS, CHAMP.
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ALRIGHT, NOW.
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ALRIGHT, BE WELL GUYS.
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SAVAGES!
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I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW IT GOES.
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HEY, HEY.
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IT'S VERY RARE THAT YOU
GET TO GET TOGETHER WITH
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EVERYBODY AND NOTHING'S WRONG.
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I'M APPRECIATING THAT
ASPECT OF IT IMMENSELY.
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WOMAN: YOU NERVOUS AT ALL?
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DAVE: TO GET A PRIZE, NO.
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I AM GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY
ARTISTIC GENIUS TONIGHT AND
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AN AUDIENCE THAT HAS A
HIGHER APPRECIATION FOR THE
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ARTS THAN MOST AT
THE KENNEDY CENTER.
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THIS DOESN'T CONSTITUTE
HIGH PRESSURE, HERE.
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SO MANY PEOPLE
DESERVE THESE MOMENTS...
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MAN: IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU, MAN.
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MAN 2: YOU THE MAN, DAVE!
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DAVE: SO FEW PEOPLE GET THEM.
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ANY REASON FOR ALL OF US TO
BE TOGETHER IS FINE FOR ME.
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SHOULD I WEAR THE GRILLZ OR...
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FREEMAN: DEARLY BELOVED...
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WE ARE GATHERED HERE
TODAY TO GET THROUGH THIS
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LIFETIME PRIZE CALLED TWAIN AND
CELEBRATE A LEGEND NAMED DAVE.
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ELECTRIC WORD "LEGEND"...
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IT MEANS YOU'RE
REMEMBERED FOREVER AND
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THAT'S A MIGHTY LONG TIME.
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BUT I'M HERE TO TELL
YOU THAT TONIGHT IS MORE
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THAN A CELEBRATION OF
WHAT THIS LEGEND HAS DONE,
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IT IS TO REJOICE IN
WHAT HE IS DOING AND
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TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT, FOR DAVE,
THE BEST IS YET TO COME.
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AND NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS
OF MARK TWAIN...
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LET'S GO FUCKIN' CRAZY!
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FROM DAVE'S ALMA MATER,
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THE DUKE ELLINGTON SCHOOL
OF THE ARTS SHOW BAND!
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♪ ♪
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MAN: YES, IT IS.
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♪ ♪
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♪ MAN: YO! ♪
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♪ IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE WORLD YOU'RE LIVING IN ♪
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♪ TAKE A LOOK AROUND ♪
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♪ AT LEAST YOU GOT FRIENDS ♪
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♪ YOU SEE I
CALLED MY OLD LADY ♪
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♪ FOR A FRIENDLY WORD ♪
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♪ SHE PICKED UP THE PHONE
DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR ♪
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♪ "AH, AH" IS ALL I HEARD ♪
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♪ ARE WE GONNA LET THE
ELEVATOR BRING US DOWN? ♪
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♪ OH, NO LET'S GO! ♪
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♪ LET'S GO CRAZY ♪
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♪ OH, LET'S GO ♪
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♪ LET'S GO CRAZY
LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪
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♪ LET'S GO, LET'S GO ♪
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♪ ♪
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FREEMAN: AND NOW, THE 22ND
RECIPIENT OF THE KENNEDY CENTER
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MARK TWAIN PRIZE
FOR AMERICAN HUMOR,
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DAVE CHAPPELLE!
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TIFFANY HADDISH: HEY YA'LL.
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HEY YA'LL, MY NAME
IS TIFFANY HADDISH.
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THIS IS WHERE YOU
GUYS SHOULD APPLAUD
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AND GO CRAZY.
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I'LL WAIT.
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DAVE, I SEE WHY YOU WEAR
THESE THE ARE SO COMFORTABLE!
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LOOK, LOOK AT THIS ROOM Y'ALL,
LOOK AT THIS ROOM.
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LOOK AT THE PEOPLE WE
GOT HERE AT THIS PARTY.
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YES!
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COMEDIANS, ACTORS AND MUSICIANS
ARE ALL HERE FOR ONE MAN.
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WE'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE DAVE
BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER IN A WAY
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THAT MAYBE NO ONE ELSE
IN THE WORLD CAN.
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I MET DAVE OVER 20 YEARS AGO AND
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS EVER SINCE.
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DAVE YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY
MENTOR, MY BIG BROTHER.
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AND UH, EVERY TIME I
STEP ON STAGE, EVERY TIME,
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I THINK OF YOU CAUSE, UM,
I ALWAYS WANNA MAKE YOU PROUD
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BECAUSE YOU THE "GOAT" YOU KNOW,
YOU THE GREATEST.
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WHAT I LOVE ABOUT
DAVE IS HIS SPONTANEITY.
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OH, MY FAVORITE STORY
WITH DAVE WAS ON CHRISTMAS.
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ONE YEAR AFTER I FINISHED
FEEDING THE HOMELESS AT
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THE LAUGH FACTORY...
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I DO THAT EVERY YEAR
BECAUSE I NEVER FORGET WHERE
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I CAME FROM...
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NOT THE LAUGH FACTORY,
HOMELESS, HOMELESS.
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DAVE CALLED ME TO MEET HIM
FOR DRINKS AND WHEN I ARRIVED,
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I SEE HIM THERE WITH
MARLON WAYANS AND I WAS LIKE,
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"WHAT ARE YA'LL
FATHERS DOING HERE ON CHRISTMAS?
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SHOULDN'T Y'ALL
BE WITH Y'ALL KIDS?"
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AND DAVE SAID,
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"WHO ARE YOU, SCROOGE?
BITCH, HAVE A DRINK!"
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SO WE LAUGHED AND
JOKED TIL ABOUT 1:00 A.M.
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AND THEN DAVE WAS LIKE,
"Y'ALL WANNA GO BOWLING?"
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AND WE WERE LIKE,
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"AIN'T NOBODY, AIN'T
NO BOWLING ALLEY OPEN ON
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CHRISTMAS THIS LATE!
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LIKE, WHAT, WHAT
YOU TALKIN' BOUT?"
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HE STARTED LAUGHING, HE SAID,
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UH, "DO YOU REALIZE
I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE?"
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HE MADE A PHONE CALL
AND THEN WE JUMPED IN HIS SUV
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AND THEN
WE STARTED GOING UP THIS HILL
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AND THEN WE PULLED
UP TO THESE HUGE GATES.
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I MEAN, HUGE.
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I WAS LIKE, "ARE WE FINNA
BE BOWLING AT JURASSIC PARK?"
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WE GET OUT THE CAR,
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GO TO THE DOOR AND
GUESS WHO OPENED THE DOOR,
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GUESS WHO OPENED IT?
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I SAID, "GUESS" BITCH, GUESS.
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EDDIE MURPHY OPENED THE DOOR!
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WE WAS AT EDDIE MURPHY HOUSE!
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WE WAS AT EDDIE MURPHY
HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE...
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AND DAVE WAS LIKE, "CALM DOWN,
CALM YOUR ASS DOWN,
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WE'RE GONNA GET KICKED OUT."
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I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AXEL FOLEY,
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GOT A BOWLING ALLEY!"
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WE MUST'VE TALKED AND LAUGHED
AND SHARED STORIES FOR HOURS.
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AND THAT'S THE
KIND OF GUY DAVE IS.
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HE'S SPONTANEOUS
AND HE'S MAGICAL AND
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HE'S A HORRIBLE BOWLER.
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PAUL: HI, I'M PAUL PELOSI.
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TIFFANY: I'M TIFFANY HADDISH.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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PAUL: WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
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MY WIFE NANCY.
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TIFFANY: HEY NANCY.
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SPEAKER PELOSI:
HEY, YOU WERE GREAT!
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TIFFANY: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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(INAUDIBLE).
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SPEAKER PELOSI: YEAH, WE
WERE MOVING WITH YA, BABE!
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DAVE: I GOT THE FIRST
SHOW, EVER, AT THIS CLUB.
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CHRIS: WHAT?
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DAVE: THAT WAS IN '92.
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TIME FLIES, MAN.
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CHRIS: YEAH, MAN.
TIME AIN'T NO JOKE.
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ANNOUNCER: GOOD EVENING
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME
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TO THE D.C. IMPROV!
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DAVE: AIN'T NO SMOKIN
IN HERE MOTHERFUCKER!
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TONY: HEY MAN, YOU KNOW
HOW WE DO IT.
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IT'S DAVE'S NIGHT,
IT'S DAVE'S WEEKEND. ALRIGHT!
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CHRIS: DAVE, YOU THE MAN.
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YOU BRING OUT EVERYBODY!
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DAVE CHAPPELLE, HE GOT
THE MARK TWAIN AWARD.
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GIVE IT UP FOR
DAVE GETTING THE
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MARK... TWAIN... AWARD.
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MAKING HIMSELF A
WHOLE BUNCH OF DAMN...
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE MAKING A
BUNCH OF MONEY WHEN YOU GET A
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MARK TWAIN AWARD.
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I JUST BARELY KNOW
WHO MARK TWAIN ASS IS.
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DAVE: MAN, I CANNOT TELL
YOU WHAT IT IS LIKE TO GET AN
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HONOR LIKE THIS IN THIS
VERY CITY I STARTED FROM.
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IN FACT, LITTLE
TRIVIA FOR YOU...
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THE FIRST SHOW, IN THIS
VERY ROOM, I WAS THE FIRST
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COMEDIAN ON STAGE.
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IT WAS ME, A GUY
NAMED BRIAN REGAN AND
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SOME DYKE NAMED ELLEN DEGENERES.
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WE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS GAY
BACK THEN, WE WERE ALL TRYING
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TO GET SOME PUSSY.
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OH, I'M SORRY I THOUGHT
THIS WAS A COMEDY CLUB.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THIS MIGHT BE AMERICA'S LAST
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SAFE PLACE TO SAY
WHAT YOU FEEL LIKE SAYING
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AND LAUGH AT WHAT
YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING.
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THIS IS SACRED GROUND.
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LIVE COMEDY IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE THING IN THE
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WORLD TO ME.
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YOU'RE STANDING UP
THERE LIKE A GLADIATOR;
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MAYBE THAT'S THE ONLY
TIME THAT I FEEL LIKE MYSELF.
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ED: AT 19, HE'S THE
YOUNGEST COMEDIAN IN
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STAR SEARCH HISTORY.
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FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.,
HERE IS DAVE CHAPPELL.
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DAVE: THANKS.
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I DON'T KNOW IF ED MENTIONED
THIS, I WAS RECENTLY ON
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BLACK ENTERTAINMENT
TELEVISION...
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KINDA HAVE A FEELING MOST
OF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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I USED TO THINK ALL
WHITE PEOPLE WERE HAPPY.
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JUST TO BE WHITE.
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I THOUGHT YA'LL SIT AROUND,
"FUCKIN-A, I'M WHITE!
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THIS FEELS GREAT, TAXI!
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(MIMICS TIRES SCREECH)
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JUST CHECKIN!
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I SPOKE AT MY OLD
HIGH SCHOOL AND I TOLD
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THEM KIDS STRAIGHT UP.
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IF YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT
MAKING IT OUT OF THIS GHETTO,
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YOU GOTTA FOCUS, YOU
GOTTA STOP BLAMING WHITE PEOPLE
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FOR YOUR PROBLEMS AND
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN HOW TO
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RAP OR PLAY BASKETBALL OR
SOMETHING NIGGA, YOU TRAPPED!
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YOU ARE TRAPPED!
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EITHER DO THAT OR SELL CRACK,
THAT'S YOUR ONLY OPTIONS.
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THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
I'VE EVER SEEN IT WORK.
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BETTER GET TO ENTERTAINING
THESE WHITE PEOPLE.
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GET TO DANCING!
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I USED TO WATCH A FUCKIN'
CARTOON WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
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CALLED, CARE BEARS.
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THEY WERE LIKE TEDDY BEARS,
BUT THEY WERE LIKE PEOPLE.
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AND THEY ALL FUCKING
JUST WALKED AROUND CARING.
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THEY CARED ABOUT EACH
OTHER AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
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AND WHEN SHIT GOT REAL BAD,
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THEY GOT DETERMINED.
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(GRUNTS).
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AND THE LEADER WOULD SAY,
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"COME ON, GUYS!
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IT'S TIME FOR
THE CARE BEAR STARE!"
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REMEMBER THAT SHIT?
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.
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AND THEM LITTLE TEDDY BEARS
WOULD LOCK ARMS AND
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STARE AT THE PROBLEM
AND I'M NOT EVEN BULLSHITTING...
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ACTUAL LOVE WOULD
SHOOT OUT OF THEIR CHEST.
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AND WHEN WE GREW UP WE
WANTED TO BE LIKE THOSE BEARS.
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AND THEN WE GOT
OUR HEARTS BROKEN,
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CAUSE WE FOUND OUT THAT LIFE
WASN'T GONNA LET US DO THAT.
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AND THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO
SHOOT LOVE OUT OF YOUR CHEST.
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HOWEVER...
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I HAVE SHOT LOVE ONTO
SOMEBODY'S CHEST BEFORE.
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AZIZ: NOVEMBER, 2003.
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I'M A JUNIOR IN
COLLEGE AT N.Y.U,
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I'D BEEN DOING STAND
UP MAYBE TWO YEARS.
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MY MOM CALLS ME UP
AND SAYS, "AZIZ,
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ARE YOU COMING HOME
FOR THANKSGIVING?"
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AND I SAID, "MOM, YOU KNOW
THE MONEY I SET ASIDE TO COME
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HOME FOR THANKSGIVING,
THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLAN.
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DAVE CHAPPELLE IS DOING
SOME SHOWS IN SAN FRANCISCO
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AT THE PUNCHLINE AND
I GOTTA GO SEE THAT.
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AND SHE'S LIKE,
"WHO IS DAVE CHAPPELL?"
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I SAID, "HE'S MAYBE THE
GREATEST COMEDIAN ALIVE."
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00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,353
SHE SAID, "IS THAT
THE GUY THAT GOES,
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'I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH'?"
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00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,119
AND I SAID, "YES!"
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SHE SAID, "HE'S HILARIOUS,
HAVE A GOOD TIME."
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00:14:14,749 --> 00:14:18,465
AND I WENT TO THOSE SHOWS,
I SAW ALL...
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IT WAS LIKE SIX SHOWS THAT HE
DID AT THE PUNCHLINE AND
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THESE WERE THOSE DAVE CLUB
SHOWS WHERE HE DID, YOU KNOW,
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REALLY LONG SETS THAT
WENT 'TIL LIKE 4:00 OR 5:00
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IN THE MORNING.
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AND, AND THEY WERE HILARIOUS,
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AND THEY WERE THOUGHT PROVOKING
AND IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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AND SINCE THEN, I'VE GOTTEN TO
KNOW DAVE AS A FRIEND.
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WE'VE DONE SHOWS
TOGETHER AND BEYOND BEING
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AN INCREDIBLE PERFORMER, HE
IS AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING.
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I REMEMBER A MOMENT ONE
TIME WE WERE AT A PARTY.
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SOMEONE CAME UP TO HIM TO
ASK FOR A PHOTO AND HE SAID,
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00:14:48,943 --> 00:14:53,243
"HEY, WE'RE NOT
HERE TO TAKE PICTURES,
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WE'RE HERE TO MAKE MEMORIES."
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00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,336
AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
SENTIMENT AND THAT'S HOW HE
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LIVES HIS LIFE.
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00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,636
HE TREATS EVERY MOMENT
LIKE IT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE
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A WONDERFUL MEMORY.
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00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,729
YOU KNOW, EARLIER THIS YEAR
DAVE AND I, WE DID SOME SHOWS
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TOGETHER IN AUSTIN, TEXAS.
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WE FINISH THE SHOWS, WE'RE
IN THE GREENROOM TOGETHER AND,
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00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,957
UH, DAVE SAID, "WHAT
KIND OF NIGHT YOU TRYING TO
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HAVE TONIGHT, AZIZ?"
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00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,380
AND I SAYS, "AW, YOU KNOW,
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00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,549
I'M PROBABLY GONNA TAKE IT EASY,
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00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,722
WE WENT HARD YESTERDAY AND
WE'VE GOT SHOWS TOMORROW."
285
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:26,142
AND HE SAID, "WELL,
YOU WANNA EAT THESE
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00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,561
PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS I GOT?
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00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:30,025
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING."
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00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:35,243
SORRY DAVE'S FAMILY.
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00:15:35,243 --> 00:15:38,750
.
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00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,764
I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, DAVE.
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MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE IT EASY AND
GET SOME REST FOR TOMORROW."
292
00:15:48,937 --> 00:15:53,029
AND HE SAID, "WELL AZIZ, NO
ONE KNOWS THIS BUT TOMORROW
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00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:56,619
THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE
THAT I AM THE WINNER OF THE
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00:15:56,619 --> 00:15:59,708
MARK TWAIN PRIZE
FOR AMERICAN HUMOR."
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00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:03,633
.
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00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:07,182
AND HE SAID, "WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA TELL YOUR KIDS
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00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,478
20 YEARS FROM NOW, AZIZ?
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00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:13,319
ARE YOU GONNA TELL 'EM, 'I WAS
THERE THE DAY DAVE CHAPPELLE
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00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:16,534
FOUND OUT HE WON
THE MARK TWAIN AWARD AND
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00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,454
WE ATE MUSHROOMS
TOGETHER AND WE HAD
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00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,915
THE NIGHT OF OUR LIVES?'
302
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,798
OR ARE YOU GONNA TELL
'EM YOU GOT SOME SLEEP?"
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00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,645
.
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00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:31,981
AND I SAID,
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00:16:31,981 --> 00:16:34,069
"DAVE, YOU GOT A POINT,
LET'S EAT THOSE MUSHROOMS!"
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00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:35,989
TO TWAIN!
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00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,878
JAY: THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT.
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00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:45,342
I THINK IF DOGS COULD TALK,
NEGLECTED DOGS,
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00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,262
THEY WOULD SOUND
LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE.
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00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:53,942
LIKE, LIKE IF YOU LEAVE 'EM IN
THE BACK YARD TOO LONG
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00:16:53,942 --> 00:16:55,153
HE'D BE COMPLAINING;
HE'D BE LIKE,
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00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:58,034
"OH SHIT, SON, I NEED
SOMEBODY TO GET BACK HERE.
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00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,328
NOBODY FEEDS ME!"
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00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:00,997
(SCREAMS)
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00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,092
DAVE: YEAH, THE
JACKET IS FRESH AS FUCK.
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00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,181
RON: OH!
NEAL: HEY RON, HOW ARE YOU?
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00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:10,350
DAVE: HE LOOKS LIKE
HE JUST GOT BACK FROM
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00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,187
BEATING UP MOTHERFUCKERS.
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00:17:14,191 --> 00:17:16,112
THE FIRST TIME
ANYONE BROUGHT ME ON STAGE,
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00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,573
GUY NAMED J.T. NEWTON,
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00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:19,618
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IS J.T. ALIVE?
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00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:21,581
SERIOUSLY.
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00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:22,791
CROWD: HE LIVES IN LONG ISLAND.
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00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,088
DAVE: WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
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00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,426
.
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00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:28,761
YOU EVER THINK A NIGGA WAS DEAD,
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00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:30,599
BUT HE JUST LIVED
IN LONG ISLAND?
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00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:33,062
.
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00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:36,193
I WENT TO A COMEDY CLUB
WITH MY VERY BEST FRIEND,
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00:17:36,485 --> 00:17:38,740
WE'RE STILL FRIENDS TO THIS DAY.
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00:17:38,948 --> 00:17:41,078
WE SHOWED UP EARLY, IT WAS 5:00.
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00:17:41,078 --> 00:17:43,458
BACK IN THOSE DAY'S ALL YOU
HAD TO DO TO BE A COMEDIAN WAS
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00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,921
SHOW UP EARLY
ENOUGH TO SIGN THE LIST.
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00:17:45,921 --> 00:17:48,301
IT WAS 20 SPOTS, I CAME RIGHT
AFTER SCHOOL,
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00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,972
I PICKED SEVEN.
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00:17:50,972 --> 00:17:54,813
MY BEST FRIEND AT THE
TIME PICKED THE FIFTH.
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00:17:54,813 --> 00:17:58,488
HE BOMBED.
HE DIDN'T MAKE IT.
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00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:03,873
J.T. INTRODUCED ME, HE SAID,
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00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,796
"FOLKS, EVERYBODY'S GOT TO
START SOMEWHERE AND TONIGHT,
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00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,341
THIS YOUNG MAN
IS STARTING HERE."
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00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:10,387
I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
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00:18:10,387 --> 00:18:13,351
HE SAID, "YOU MIGHT BE
WITNESSING THE BIRTH OF A STAR,
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00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,649
PLEASE WELCOME DAVE CHAPEL."
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00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,583
I WENT BY MYSELF, BUT
BY THE TIME I WENT ON,
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00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,879
MY MOTHER WHO IS
HERE TONIGHT...
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00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:30,385
.
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00:18:31,052 --> 00:18:34,977
AND HER MOTHER WHO
IS NO LONGER WITH US SHOWED UP.
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00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:37,816
"I BEGGED YOU NOT TO COME."
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00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,905
OH, I BEGGED THEM NOT TO COME.
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00:18:41,574 --> 00:18:43,786
I SAID, "THE ONLY WAY I CAN
HANDLE THIS IS TO CONFRONT IT."
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00:18:43,786 --> 00:18:45,165
SO I WENT TO MY
GRANDMOTHER AND SAID,
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00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:49,256
"LISTEN, NANNA, UM, LISTEN,
I'M GONNA SAY SOME THINGS
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00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:52,888
TONIGHT THAT YOU HAVE
NEVER HEARD ME SAY."
354
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,608
AND, MOM, YOU'LL
APPRECIATE THIS,
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00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:01,155
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT
YOUR MOTHER SAID TO ME?
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00:19:01,155 --> 00:19:02,366
MOM: SHE SAID,
"I'VE HEARD WORSE."
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00:19:02,366 --> 00:19:06,707
DAVE: NO. SHE SAID,
"BABY, DO THIS SHIT."
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00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:12,469
IT WAS ON!
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00:19:12,469 --> 00:19:15,015
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY
TO YOU MOM, NOT ONLY "THANK YOU"
360
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,644
BUT "I TOLD YOU SO!"
361
00:19:16,644 --> 00:19:19,650
.
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00:19:20,652 --> 00:19:24,660
♪ WOMAN: THERE ARE TIMES
WHEN YOU'LL NEED SOMEONE ♪
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00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,037
COMMON: YEAH, DAVE.
364
00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:28,334
♪ WOMAN: I WILL BE
BY YOUR SIDE ♪
365
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,213
COMMON: WE LOVE YOU, BROTHER.
366
00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:34,346
♪ WOMAN: THERE IS A LIGHT,
THAT SHINES ♪
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00:19:35,265 --> 00:19:37,853
♪ SPECIAL FOR YOU ♪
368
00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:40,358
♪ SPECIAL FOR ME, YEA ♪
369
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,028
♪ COMMON: I NEVER
KNEW A LUH, LUH-LUH ♪
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00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:43,071
♪ A LOVE LIKE THIS ♪
371
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:45,535
♪ GOTTA BE SOMETHIN
FOR ME TO WRITE THIS ♪
372
00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:47,456
♪ QUEEN, I AIN'T
SEEN YOU IN A MINUTE ♪
373
00:19:47,456 --> 00:19:50,545
♪ WROTE THIS LETTER, AND
FINALLY DECIDE TO SEND IT ♪
374
00:19:50,545 --> 00:19:53,050
♪ SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,
FOR US TO GROW TOGETHER ♪
375
00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,764
♪ LOVE HAS NO LIMIT, LET'S
SPEND IT SLOW FOREVER ♪
376
00:19:55,764 --> 00:19:57,267
♪ I KNOW YOUR HEART IS
WEATHERED BY WHAT STUDS ♪
377
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,561
♪ DID TO YOU ♪
378
00:19:58,561 --> 00:20:00,648
♪ I AIN'T GON' ASSAULT EM,
I DID IT TOO ♪
379
00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:02,694
♪ BECAUSE OF YOU,
FEELINGS I HANDLE WITH CARE ♪
380
00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:04,281
♪ BROTHERS RECOGNIZE
YOUR LIGHT BUT THEY CAN'T ♪
381
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:05,533
♪ HANDLE THE GLARE ♪
382
00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,078
♪ HEY, I AIN'T
THE TYPE TO WALK AROUND ♪
383
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:08,247
♪ WITH MATCHIN SHIRTS ♪
384
00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:10,251
♪ IF RELATIONSHIP IS EFFORT
I WILL MATCH YOUR WORK ♪
385
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,921
♪ I WANNA BE THE ONE
TO MAKE YOU HAPPIEST ♪
386
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,048
♪ HURT YOU THE MOST ♪
387
00:20:13,048 --> 00:20:14,927
♪ THE END IS NEAR,
COME CLOSE ♪
388
00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:16,012
♪ WOMAN: TO WHAT? ♪
389
00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:18,476
♪ COMMON: TO THE MOST, HIGH
REGARDLESS OF WHAT HAPPEN ♪
390
00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:19,686
♪ ON HIM LET'S RELY ♪
391
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,649
♪ WOMAN: THERE ARE TIMES ♪
392
00:20:21,649 --> 00:20:24,446
♪ WHEN YOU'LL NEED SOMEONE ♪
393
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:25,740
COMMON: SAY WHAT, COME ON!
394
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,120
♪ WOMAN: I WILL BE
BY YOUR SIDE ♪
395
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,917
♪ COMMON: YEAH, LET 'EM KNOW
ABOUT THE LIGHT ♪
396
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,128
♪ Y'ALL COME ON ♪
397
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:34,758
♪ WOMAN: THERE IS A LIGHT,
THAT SHINES ♪
398
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:38,474
♪ SPECIAL FOR YOU AND ME ♪
399
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,018
♪ COMMON: YO, YO, YO ♪
400
00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,022
♪ DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA,
DIGGA-DIGGA-DA-DA. ♪
401
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,862
♪ DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA,
DIGGA-DIGGA-DA-DA ♪
402
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,451
♪ DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA, DIGGA-DA,
DIGGA-DIGGA-DA-DA ♪
403
00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:49,288
♪ YO, I TELL YOU THE
REST WHEN I SEE YOU; ♪
404
00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:50,540
♪ PEACE! ♪♪
405
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,335
DAVE, YOU THE GREATEST BABY.
406
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,588
WE LOVE YOU, MAN.
407
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:56,469
THE GREATEST, BROTHER.
DEEP IN THE LIGHT.
408
00:20:58,681 --> 00:21:02,146
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
INCOMPARABLE, JOHN LEGEND
409
00:21:03,483 --> 00:21:06,405
.
410
00:21:13,461 --> 00:21:15,005
JOHN: HELLO!
411
00:21:20,057 --> 00:21:22,354
NOT ONLY AM I
A BIG FAN OF DAVE'S,
412
00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:25,192
BUT I GREW UP IN
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO...
413
00:21:25,192 --> 00:21:30,620
YES, ABOUT 15 MINUTES AWAY
FROM WHERE DAVE LIVES NOW AND
414
00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:32,582
SPENT A LOT OF HIS CHILDHOOD.
415
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,882
I KNOW WE'RE IN D.C., AND HE
SPENT A LOT OF TIME HERE TOO,
416
00:21:40,097 --> 00:21:43,312
BUT DAVE IS FROM OHIO, OKAY?
417
00:21:45,023 --> 00:21:47,320
WE'RE CLAIMING HIM.
418
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,451
NOW, MOST OF THE OUTSTANDING
BOLD FACE NAMES FROM OHIO
419
00:21:50,451 --> 00:21:53,416
BECOME FAMOUS
AFTER THEY LEAVE OHIO.
420
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:58,091
ONE COULD ARGUE THEY HAVE
TO LEAVE OHIO TO SUCCEED.
421
00:21:59,302 --> 00:22:03,603
BUT AMAZINGLY DAVE STILL
LIVES IN THE BUCKEYE STATE.
422
00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:12,328
HE STILL LIVES IN THE KIND OF
TOWN THAT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER,
423
00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:15,877
"WHY DOES DAVE CHAPPELLE
LIVE IN THAT TOWN?"
424
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:20,177
HE LIVES IN THE, "SO-CALLED"
FORGOTTEN AMERICA.
425
00:22:20,177 --> 00:22:22,181
DAVE NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT.
426
00:22:22,181 --> 00:22:24,853
HE HAS BROUGHT
THE WORLD TO OHIO.
427
00:22:24,853 --> 00:22:29,488
HIS ANNUAL MUSICAL JAM SESSIONS
ON A LOCAL FARM ARE LEGENDARY.
428
00:22:30,322 --> 00:22:32,577
HE'S BROUGHT SOME OF THE
GREATEST TALENTS IN THE WORLD
429
00:22:32,577 --> 00:22:35,165
TOGETHER TO
CELEBRATE LIFE THERE.
430
00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:38,046
AND RECENTLY, AFTER THE
MASS SHOOTING IN DAYTON,
431
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:41,219
TO BRING COMFORT AFTER TRAGEDY.
432
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,808
.
433
00:22:45,478 --> 00:22:50,320
AND OF COURSE, THE MOST ICONIC
AND UNFORGETTABLE JAM SESSION
434
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,953
THAT WILL GO DOWN IN
HISTORY WAS BACK IN 2005.
435
00:22:54,245 --> 00:22:57,251
HE TOOK A GROUP FROM
HIS HOMETOWN IN OHIO,
436
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,130
INCLUDING STUDENTS FROM
OUR LOCAL
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00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,886
HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY,
CENTRAL STATE,
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00:23:02,136 --> 00:23:04,600
ON A BUS TO BROOKLYN.
439
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,062
YES!
440
00:23:07,439 --> 00:23:09,526
AND WHEN THEY GOT TO BROOKLYN,
441
00:23:09,526 --> 00:23:12,616
WHAT AN AMAZING POP
CULTURE MOMENT DAVE CREATED.
442
00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:16,247
HE BROUGHT TOGETHER SOME OF
THE MOST IMPORTANT HIP-HOP AND
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00:23:16,247 --> 00:23:20,423
NEO-SOUL ARTISTS IN THE
WORLD FOR AN EPIC CONCERT THAT
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00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:24,263
BLENDED DAVE'S COMEDY AND
HIS IMPECCABLE TASTE IN MUSIC.
445
00:23:25,349 --> 00:23:28,522
DAVE: COMEDIANS AND MUSICIANS,
WE'RE LIKE THIS.
446
00:23:28,522 --> 00:23:31,820
EVERY COMIC WANTS
TO BE A MUSICIAN,
447
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:34,116
EVERY MUSICIAN
THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY.
448
00:23:34,826 --> 00:23:35,828
MOTHER'S GOT THREE TITTIES.
449
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:37,832
ONE FOR MILK, ONE FOR WATER AND
THE OTHER ONE'S OUR OF ORDER.
450
00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:38,876
HIT ME!
451
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,045
♪ ♪
452
00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,007
YOU SEE, IT'S NOT EVEN
THAT FUNNY, BUT THE HIT.
453
00:23:42,007 --> 00:23:43,511
IT JUST PUSHES IT OVER THE TOP.
454
00:23:43,511 --> 00:23:45,932
NOBODY HAS THREE TITTIES,
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
455
00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:48,771
ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING
TO THIS CONCERT,
456
00:23:48,771 --> 00:23:51,694
BEFORE I EVER MET 'EM,
I WAS FANS OF THEIRS.
457
00:23:52,027 --> 00:23:54,282
SO, TO WORK WITH THESE
PEOPLE IN THIS KIND OF SETTING
458
00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:55,535
IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
459
00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,706
THIS IS THE CONCERT
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE.
460
00:23:57,706 --> 00:24:00,168
♪ KANYE: WELL, IF THIS
TAKE AWAY FROM MY SPINS ♪
461
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:02,047
♪ WHICH WILL PROBABLY
TAKE AWAY FROM MY ENDS ♪
462
00:24:02,047 --> 00:24:04,093
♪ THEN I HOPE THIS
TAKE AWAY FROM MY SINS ♪
463
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:05,888
♪ AND BRING THE DAY
THAT I'M DREAMING ABOUT ♪
464
00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:08,268
♪ NEXT TIME I'M IN THE CLUB
EVERYBODY SCREAMING OUT ♪
465
00:24:08,268 --> 00:24:09,938
♪ JE-SUS WALKS ♪
466
00:24:09,938 --> 00:24:11,859
♪ GOD SHOW ME THE WAY
THE DEVILS TRYING TO ♪
467
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:13,111
♪ BRING ME DOWN ♪♪
468
00:24:13,111 --> 00:24:15,073
DAVE: WE SHOOK UP THE WORLD!
469
00:24:15,073 --> 00:24:18,748
WE SHOOK UP THE WORLD!
470
00:24:22,505 --> 00:24:24,968
Q-TIP: HOW Y'ALL DOIN?
471
00:24:25,427 --> 00:24:27,807
MY NAME IS Q-TIP, I'M UH,
472
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:32,942
I AM PROUD TO BE THE ARTISTIC
CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF HIP-HOP
473
00:24:32,942 --> 00:24:35,447
HERE AT THE KENNEDY CENTER.
474
00:24:35,447 --> 00:24:37,159
.
475
00:24:37,159 --> 00:24:39,455
I WANT TO TALK TO
MY BRO, MY FRIEND.
476
00:24:39,455 --> 00:24:43,088
YOU MY BROTHER, I LOVE YOU.
477
00:24:43,631 --> 00:24:46,010
I'VE KNOWN THIS DUDE
SINCE HE FIRST STARTED.
478
00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:48,849
AND IT WAS 1992 OR 1993,
479
00:24:48,849 --> 00:24:51,855
HE CAME ON THE BUS HE WAS LIKE,
"HI, I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE."
480
00:24:52,189 --> 00:24:53,901
I WAS LIKE, "YO,
YOU DAVE CHAPPELLE,
481
00:24:53,901 --> 00:24:56,907
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I SAW
ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS.
482
00:24:57,449 --> 00:24:59,705
I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY
RAPPER THAT WAS WATCHING
483
00:24:59,705 --> 00:25:02,502
MEL BROOKS BACK THEN.
484
00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:07,679
JEFF: I BOUGHT DAVE
HIS FIRST SUIT WHEN HE DID
485
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:11,144
LETTERMAN IN 1995,
MIGHT HAVE BEEN '94.
486
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:12,981
I TOOK HIM TO
BARNEYS WITH MY COUSIN.
487
00:25:12,981 --> 00:25:15,862
HE WAS STILL WEARING,
UM, CROSS COLORS.
488
00:25:16,822 --> 00:25:17,866
DAVE: NOW DON'T
TENSE UP ON ME,
489
00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:19,368
I DON'T WANT YOU
GUYS TO THINK THAT I'M AN
490
00:25:19,368 --> 00:25:20,580
ANGRY BLACK GUY.
491
00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,207
I AM AN ANGRY BLACK BUY,
492
00:25:22,207 --> 00:25:23,878
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
493
00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:25,882
I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE AN ANGRY
BLACK GUY THOUGH,
494
00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:27,384
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR ME.
495
00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:31,309
SEE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS
BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION OR NOT,
496
00:25:31,309 --> 00:25:34,733
BUT I HAVE BEEN BLACK
FOUR LIVES IN A ROW.
497
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,655
I NEED A BREAK.
498
00:25:41,204 --> 00:25:43,166
FREDERIC: PLEASE HELP
ME WELCOME TO THE STAGE,
499
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,630
THE CO-CREATOR OF
"THE CHAPPELLE SHOW",
500
00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:47,424
THE ONE AND ONLY,
NEAL BRENNAN.
501
00:25:48,426 --> 00:25:50,765
.
502
00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:53,395
♪ MAN: CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW ♪
503
00:25:53,395 --> 00:25:55,942
♪ CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW ♪
504
00:25:56,777 --> 00:25:59,448
♪CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW ♪♪
505
00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:04,208
NEAL: HI, DAVE.
506
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:06,922
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS NIGHT CAME TO BE.
507
00:26:06,922 --> 00:26:08,926
DAVE DOESN'T
TEND TO LIKE FORMAL EVENTS.
508
00:26:08,926 --> 00:26:11,598
NORMALLY HE DRESSES
LIKE A WINDOW WASHER.
509
00:26:14,562 --> 00:26:16,274
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HIS WIFE
ELAINE SAID TO HIM,
510
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:19,614
"BABE HOW CAN I GET YOU TO
STOP SMOKING FOR TWO HOURS?"
511
00:26:19,614 --> 00:26:23,037
AND DAVE, ASSUMING IT WOULD
NEVER HAPPEN WAS LIKE,
512
00:26:23,037 --> 00:26:26,377
"UM, YOU'D HAVE TO GET
JON STEWART, SARAH SILVERMAN,
513
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:30,051
NEAL, Q-TIP, TIFFANY HADDISH,
514
00:26:30,051 --> 00:26:32,431
LORNE MICHAELS,
JOHN LEGEND, BRADLEY COOPER,
515
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:34,477
AND SAY MORGAN FREEMAN,
516
00:26:41,992 --> 00:26:44,748
TO FLY TO D.C.
AND HONOR MY TALENT".
517
00:26:44,748 --> 00:26:46,752
ELAINE SAID,
"GREAT, OCTOBER 27TH"
518
00:26:46,752 --> 00:26:49,507
AND DAVE WAS LIKE, "SHIT!"
519
00:26:53,598 --> 00:26:55,895
DAVE GAVE ME A CAREER.
520
00:26:55,895 --> 00:26:59,736
WE MET IN 1992 AT A
COMEDY CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY,
521
00:27:00,362 --> 00:27:02,700
WE WROTE A FEW JOKES
TOGETHER OVER THE YEARS,
522
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:05,080
BUT I ALWAYS HOPED WE
COULD DO SOMETHING BIGGER.
523
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,417
THEN IN 1997 DAVE
CALLS ME AND GOES,
524
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:10,842
"HEY, IF UNIVERSAL
REACHES OUT TO YOU,
525
00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:13,138
TELL THEM WE'RE WRITING
A WEED MOVIE TOGETHER".
526
00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:16,185
.
527
00:27:20,736 --> 00:27:23,241
AND I WAS LIKE,
"WHAT WEED MOVIE?"
528
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:26,497
AND DAVE SAID,
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT".
529
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,459
NEXT THING I KNOW,
530
00:27:28,459 --> 00:27:30,088
SOMEONE FROM UNIVERSAL
CALLS ME AND ASKS,
531
00:27:30,088 --> 00:27:32,760
"ARE YOU WRITING A WEED
MOVIE WITH DAVE CHAPPELLE?"
532
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,432
AND I WAS LIKE "YES?"
533
00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:37,186
AND THEY GO "WHEN
CAN YOU PITCH IT TO US?"
534
00:27:37,186 --> 00:27:40,943
AND I WAS LIKE
"IN 30 DAYS' TIME."
535
00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:48,458
SO WE HAD A MONTH TO
FIGURE THE PITCH OUT,
536
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,629
AND FINALLY ON DAY 29
I CALL DAVE AND I'M LIKE,
537
00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,635
"DUDE, WE GOTTA WORK
THIS WEED MOVIE OUT".
538
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:56,140
.
539
00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,353
AND HE GOES, "WHAT WEED MOVIE?"
540
00:27:58,353 --> 00:28:01,777
.
541
00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:08,999
ANYHOW, THE DAY BEFORE THE
PITCH WE OUTLINED HALF BAKED,
542
00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:11,713
IT TOOK THE FULL DAY,
ABOUT 16 HOURS,
543
00:28:12,172 --> 00:28:14,677
AND THAT ATTENTION TO DETAIL
REALLY SHOWED UP ONSCREEN.
544
00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:20,272
DAVE: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL,
BUT I CAN'T EVEN MOVE!
545
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,572
GUILLERMO: IT'S LIKE I FEEL
STUCK HERE, YO.
546
00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:32,588
NEAL: CUT TO JANUARY OF 1998,
HALF BAKED OPENED AGAINST
547
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:34,550
GOOD WILL HUNTING
548
00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:37,097
.
549
00:28:38,308 --> 00:28:40,478
WAG THE DOG,
550
00:28:41,439 --> 00:28:43,526
AS GOOD AS IT GETS,
551
00:28:43,526 --> 00:28:46,324
AND OH YEAH, TITANIC.
552
00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:50,791
.
553
00:28:51,752 --> 00:28:53,797
RIGHT?
554
00:28:54,506 --> 00:28:57,387
IT WAS A CRITICAL AND COMMERCIAL
FLOP, AND QUITE FRANKLY
555
00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:59,475
ISN'T VERY GOOD.
556
00:29:00,518 --> 00:29:02,774
A COUPLE YEARS LATER,
AFTER THE STINK WORE OFF,
557
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:05,153
BOTH PROFESSIONALLY
AND PERSONALLY,
558
00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:07,449
DAVE AND I WERE ON THE
PHONE AGAIN, WHICH IS A THING
559
00:29:07,449 --> 00:29:10,288
PEOPLE USED TO DO,
560
00:29:10,288 --> 00:29:12,961
AND HE SAYS TO ME "HEY MAN,
WE SHOULD DO A TV SHOW LIKE
561
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,839
PLAYBOY AFTER DARK.
562
00:29:14,839 --> 00:29:18,304
NOW, IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT
PLAYBOY AFTER DARK WAS,
563
00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:21,895
GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ON DEATH'S DOOR.
564
00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:24,733
.
565
00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:27,197
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER
PLAYBOY AFTER DARK,
566
00:29:27,197 --> 00:29:29,953
IT WAS A SUPER LAID-BACK
TV SHOW IN THE 1970S
567
00:29:29,953 --> 00:29:33,167
HOSTED BY HUGH HEFNER WHO
WAS A MAGAZINE PUBLISHER AND
568
00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:36,090
MILD SEX TRAFFICKER.
569
00:29:38,428 --> 00:29:41,684
IMAGINE JEFFREY EPSTEIN
WITH A GROTTO.
570
00:29:50,535 --> 00:29:53,834
ANYWAY, DAVE AND I FIGURED OUT A
ROUGH FORMAT FOR WHAT WOULD COME
571
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,462
TO BE CHAPPELLE'S SHOW.
572
00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:57,215
WENT AROUND PITCHING
TO A FEW NETWORKS.
573
00:29:57,215 --> 00:30:00,430
HBO DIDN'T GO GREAT, THE
WOMAN ACTUALLY SAID TO DAVE,
574
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:01,682
AND I QUOTE,
575
00:30:01,682 --> 00:30:04,021
"WHY DO WE NEED YOU
WHEN WE HAVE CHRIS ROCK?"
576
00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:09,281
SEE BACK THEN THERE COULD ONLY
BE ONE POPULAR BLACK COMEDIAN
577
00:30:09,281 --> 00:30:13,623
AT A TIME, UNLIKE TODAY,
WHEN THERE CAN BE THREE.
578
00:30:18,508 --> 00:30:21,055
SO A FEW MINUTES LATER WE
PITCHED AT COMEDY CENTRAL AND
579
00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,182
THEY BOUGHT IT.
580
00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:24,269
WE MADE THE PILOT OF
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW,
581
00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:27,025
WE GOT PICKED UP TO SERIES,
AND THE SHOW WENT REALLY WELL.
582
00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:28,611
LIKE ABSURDLY WELL.
583
00:30:28,611 --> 00:30:31,993
LIKE SO WELL, YOU
GOTTA GO TO AFRICA WELL.
584
00:30:31,993 --> 00:30:35,041
.
585
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,964
DAVE: OUR TOP STORY, AS WE ALL
KNOW CONGRESS RECENTLY APPROVED
586
00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:40,176
PAYING OVER $1 TRILLION
TO AFRICAN AMERICANS AS
587
00:30:40,176 --> 00:30:41,679
REPARATIONS FOR SLAVERY.
588
00:30:41,679 --> 00:30:43,641
DONNELL: NOW I GOT ENOUGH
CIGARETTES TO LAST ME AND MY
589
00:30:43,641 --> 00:30:45,812
FAMILY FOR THE
REST OF OUR LIVES.
590
00:30:45,812 --> 00:30:47,649
I'M RICH BEE-AAACH!
591
00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:48,818
.
592
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:50,739
WHEN WE STARTED THE SHOW,
593
00:30:50,739 --> 00:30:52,869
I KNEW DAVE WAS THE
FUNNIEST PERSON I'D EVER MET,
594
00:30:52,869 --> 00:30:54,914
BY THE END OF
THE SHOW I KNEW DAVE WAS
595
00:30:54,914 --> 00:30:57,252
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST
PEOPLE WHO'D EVER LIVED.
596
00:30:57,252 --> 00:30:59,339
THERE WERE TIMES WHEN HE WOULD
JUST IMPROVISE SOMETHING THAT WE
597
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:01,052
HAD NEVER TALKED ABOUT BEFORE,
598
00:31:01,052 --> 00:31:03,222
THAT HE'D MAYBE NEVER
EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE.
599
00:31:03,222 --> 00:31:05,435
CLAYTON BIGSBY'S
ENTIRE SPEECHES ABOUT
600
00:31:05,435 --> 00:31:08,441
"BREATHING THE WHITE MAN'S AIR,"
AND WILL AND GRACE
601
00:31:08,441 --> 00:31:10,487
ALL IMPROVISED.
602
00:31:10,862 --> 00:31:12,866
DAVE: IF YOU DON'T LIKE
WILL AND GRACE THAT DON'T
603
00:31:12,866 --> 00:31:14,453
MEAN THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!
604
00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:17,376
MEANS THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH WILL!
605
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,962
HE'S HOMOSEXUAL.
606
00:31:20,590 --> 00:31:23,137
NEAL: TYRONE BIGGUMS' SPEECH
TO THE KIDS ABOUT DOING DRUGS
607
00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:24,390
WITH MICKEY MOUSE,
608
00:31:24,390 --> 00:31:25,893
TOTALLY MADE UP.
609
00:31:25,893 --> 00:31:27,354
DAVE: YOU!
610
00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:29,566
YOU KNOW WHAT DOG FOOD
TASTES LIKE, DO YOU?
611
00:31:30,318 --> 00:31:32,531
IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS.
612
00:31:33,741 --> 00:31:35,453
DELICIOUS.
613
00:31:35,453 --> 00:31:37,249
NEAL: RICK JAMES SAYING
"IT'S A CELEBRATION"
614
00:31:37,249 --> 00:31:38,584
AND "FUCK YOUR COUCH,"
615
00:31:38,584 --> 00:31:40,713
DAVE: BUY ANOTHER ONE
YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER!
616
00:31:40,713 --> 00:31:42,634
FUCK YOUR COUCH, NIGGA!
617
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,263
FUCK YOUR COUCH!
618
00:31:44,263 --> 00:31:46,392
NEAL: AND "WHAT DID THE FIVE
FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?"
619
00:31:46,392 --> 00:31:47,979
DAVE: SLAP!
620
00:31:49,398 --> 00:31:51,318
NEAL: HE MADE IT ALL UP.
621
00:31:51,318 --> 00:31:53,991
WRITING AND DIRECTING DAVE
SOMETIMES WAS AS SIMPLE ME
622
00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:57,957
STANDING ON SET WITH MY JAW
HANGING OPEN LIKE, "UH, CUT?"
623
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,632
THE THING THAT I LOVED ABOUT
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
624
00:32:02,632 --> 00:32:05,221
IS THAT IT ALLOWED
DAVE TO BE HIS ENTIRE SELF,
625
00:32:05,221 --> 00:32:08,561
TO EXPRESS HIS INTELLECT,
HIS ANGER, HIS MORALITY,
626
00:32:08,561 --> 00:32:12,694
HIS SILLINESS, HIS HYPOCRISIES,
HIS SADNESS, HIS BLAZING TALENT.
627
00:32:13,404 --> 00:32:15,241
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
WAS A RARE THING.
628
00:32:15,241 --> 00:32:18,498
IT WAS A FULLY FACETED DOCUMENT
OF A HUMAN BEING LIVING IN THE
629
00:32:18,498 --> 00:32:20,335
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
630
00:32:20,335 --> 00:32:22,380
WHILE HAVING THE SURREAL
EXPERIENCE OF BEING
631
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,384
BORN WITH BLACK SKIN.
632
00:32:24,384 --> 00:32:27,182
SO YOU KNOW,
PLAYBOY AFTER DARK.
633
00:32:28,977 --> 00:32:31,357
ALSO, THE SHOW WAS PERSONAL.
634
00:32:31,357 --> 00:32:33,027
SEE, I ALWAYS FELT
LIKE DAVE BLAMED ME FOR THE
635
00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:34,488
FAILURE OF HALF BAKED,
636
00:32:34,488 --> 00:32:36,200
SO ONE DAY WE WERE
SHOOTING A SKETCH WHERE DAVE
637
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,039
QUIT THE SHOW BECAUSE HE
GOT OPRAH PREGNANT. AND UM...
638
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:45,176
AND WE'RE DOING A
SCENE WHEN HE'S GOING LIKE
639
00:32:45,176 --> 00:32:46,554
RAMPAGING
THROUGH THE OFFICES,
640
00:32:46,554 --> 00:32:48,558
AND HE GETS TO ME AND HE
DUMPS TRASH OVER MY HEAD.
641
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,190
AND HERE'S WHY I SUSPECT HE
BLAMED ME FOR HALF BAKED.
642
00:32:52,190 --> 00:32:54,361
AS HE DUMPED THE
TRASH OVER MY HEAD,
643
00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:57,367
HE SAID "THIS IS
FOR HALF BAKED".
644
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,840
ALRIGHT, AS YOU CAN SEE HE
CLAIMS THAT I ACTUALLY WROTE
645
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,637
THAT LINE AND
TOLD HIM TO SAY IT,
646
00:33:07,971 --> 00:33:10,268
WHICH IS THE ONLY TIME
THIS ENTIRE EVENING THAT I
647
00:33:10,268 --> 00:33:14,067
WILL BE RECEIVING ANY
CREDIT FOR CHAPPELLE'S SHOW.
648
00:33:16,322 --> 00:33:18,075
649
00:33:18,576 --> 00:33:20,371
DONNELL: ME AND DAVE ARE BOTH
FROM D.C., WHICH MEANS THAT
650
00:33:20,371 --> 00:33:22,542
WE STARTED OUR CAREERS
TAKING THE TRAIN TO
651
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,755
FUCKING COMEDY SHOWS.
652
00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:26,967
DAVE CHAPPELLE IS HE
OLDEST YOUNG COMEDIAN IN
653
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:28,804
THE FUCKING BUSINESS.
654
00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:33,397
"I'M FUCKING 44, BEEN DOING
COMEDY FOR 43 YEARS!"
655
00:33:35,818 --> 00:33:37,405
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS BORN,
656
00:33:37,405 --> 00:33:40,870
CAME OUT, "WAAH,
KNOCK-KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER!
657
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,928
WITH A CIGARETTE IN HIS
HAND AT THE SAME TIME.
658
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:51,517
THE DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW.
659
00:33:51,517 --> 00:33:53,479
BEING ON THAT
SHOW CHANGED MY LIFE.
660
00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:55,817
BUT ONE CHARACTER IN PARTICULAR,
"ASHY LARRY" A LOT OF PEOPLE
661
00:33:55,817 --> 00:33:58,447
REMEMBER ME AS ASHY LARRY.
662
00:33:59,324 --> 00:34:01,035
AND WHEN WE DID THAT,
DAVE WAS LIKE,
663
00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:03,039
"DONNELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO TO PREPARE FOR THE ROLE
664
00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:04,084
OF ASHY LARRY?"
665
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,380
I SAID, "I'M GONNA
TAKE A SHOWER, NIGGA...
666
00:34:07,048 --> 00:34:08,509
AND JUST DRY OFF I'LL BE THE
667
00:34:08,509 --> 00:34:10,889
ASHIEST MOTHERFUCKER
IN HOLLYWOOD.
668
00:34:12,976 --> 00:34:17,736
DAVE: I'M FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.
CHOCOLATE CITY.
669
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:23,456
FOR US, NIGGA, IS A PRONOUN.
670
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,380
WE HAVE VERY THICK SKIN.
671
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,760
WE DON'T SHY
AWAY FROM THE JOKES.
672
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,851
IN FACT, HUMOR WAS
OUR MODE OF SURVIVAL.
673
00:34:33,851 --> 00:34:37,317
THE ONLY REASON I NEVER GOT MY
ASS WHOPPED ON THESE STREETS IS
674
00:34:37,317 --> 00:34:39,529
BECAUSE NIGGA'S KNEW...
675
00:34:39,529 --> 00:34:42,452
I'M HILARIOUS.
676
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,631
I WAS GETTING READY
TO START HIGH SCHOOL,
677
00:34:48,631 --> 00:34:50,301
WE HAD A PRINCIPAL NAMED,
RALPH NEAL.
678
00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:52,639
THAT NIGGA HAD JUST SEEN
LEAN ON ME AND WAS WALKING
679
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:55,436
AROUND WITH A
BULL-HORN LIKE THAT WAS HIM.
680
00:34:55,895 --> 00:34:59,403
.
681
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,490
I HAD JUST GONE TO
MIDDLE SCHOOL IN OHIO,
682
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,659
I WAS GONE FOR THREE YEARS.
683
00:35:02,659 --> 00:35:05,957
IN THE THREE YEARS I WAS GONE,
CRACK CAME OUT.
684
00:35:05,957 --> 00:35:07,877
I CAME BACK TO WASHINGTON...
685
00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:10,300
YOU GUY'S
REMEMBER CRACK DON'T YOU?
686
00:35:12,721 --> 00:35:15,226
YOU REMEMBER WHAT
IT DID TO THIS CITY.
687
00:35:15,226 --> 00:35:17,814
THAT'S WHY IT'S STRANGE TO SEE
SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE JOGGING AND
688
00:35:17,814 --> 00:35:22,198
PUSHING STROLLERS AND THINGS,
CAUSE ALL THESE NIGGA'S IN D.C.
689
00:35:22,198 --> 00:35:24,536
DID ALL THE HEAVY LIFTING.
690
00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:26,999
WE DID THE HARD PART.
691
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,254
THIS IS A BLACK CITY.
692
00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:30,715
THEY CALL IT CHOCOLATE CITY...
693
00:35:30,715 --> 00:35:35,141
NOT BECAUSE, SHIT HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE...
694
00:35:36,352 --> 00:35:38,522
THAT WAS NIGGA'S.
695
00:35:40,985 --> 00:35:43,866
SARAH: I MET DAVE
HERE IN WASHINGTON, DC.
696
00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,916
UH, YEAH,
I WAS, UH,
697
00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:51,757
I WAS 19, HE WAS 17
WE WERE DOING A GIG AT A
698
00:35:51,757 --> 00:35:54,053
CLUB CALLED, GARVIN'S...
699
00:35:54,429 --> 00:35:58,187
AND I REMEMBER DAVE AND I WENT
TO MCDONALDS BETWEEN SHOWS AND
700
00:35:58,187 --> 00:36:00,650
WE TALKED BOUT COMEDY
AND HIS FUTURE;
701
00:36:01,610 --> 00:36:03,447
WHAT HIS FUTURE PLANS
WERE GONNA BE AND I SAID,
702
00:36:03,447 --> 00:36:05,660
"COME TO NEW YORK CITY!"
703
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:09,501
AND AFTER HE
GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL...
704
00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:14,803
UH, HE DID AND AND HE CAME TO
NEW YORK AND WE WORKED AT THE
705
00:36:14,803 --> 00:36:15,930
SAME COMEDY CLUB,
706
00:36:15,930 --> 00:36:17,934
THE BOSTON
COMEDY CLUB AND UH...
707
00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,479
.
708
00:36:19,479 --> 00:36:20,857
ALRIGHT.
709
00:36:20,857 --> 00:36:23,821
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE CONFUSING,
IT WAS A CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY
710
00:36:23,821 --> 00:36:25,324
CALLED THE BOSTON COMEDY CLUB.
711
00:36:25,324 --> 00:36:28,456
LOOK, I DON'T COME UP WITH THE
NAMES, COKE-HEADS DO.
712
00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:34,551
BUT IN NEW YORK, DAVE WAS
IMMEDIATELY BELOVED BY THE
713
00:36:34,551 --> 00:36:36,346
STAND UP COMEDY COMMUNITY.
714
00:36:36,346 --> 00:36:39,895
I REMEMBER HE GOT A PART
IN A MEL BROOKS MOVIE,
715
00:36:39,895 --> 00:36:41,690
ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS
716
00:36:41,690 --> 00:36:44,153
AND WE WERE ALL LIKE,
"DAVE MADE IT!"
717
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,668
DAVE: WHO'S THE MAN,
WHO'S THE MAN?
718
00:36:52,837 --> 00:36:55,050
SARAH: BUT HE
CAME BACK FROM L.A.
719
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:58,682
AND HE GOT RIGHT ON STAGE
TO TALK ABOUT HIS TRIP OUT WEST
720
00:36:58,682 --> 00:37:02,399
AND HOW HE FINALLY WENT TO
COMPTON AFTER HEARING SO MUCH
721
00:37:02,399 --> 00:37:05,321
ABOUT IT AND HE WAS LIKE...
722
00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:09,246
STUNNED TO SEE THAT
PEOPLE THERE HAD YARDS.
723
00:37:12,377 --> 00:37:15,925
ALL THE LORE OF COMPTON
AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE,
724
00:37:15,925 --> 00:37:18,264
MOWING THEIR LAWNS.
725
00:37:19,558 --> 00:37:21,395
AND, OF COURSE THEY WERE,
726
00:37:21,395 --> 00:37:23,607
BUT THERE WAS JUST
LIKE, SOMETHING ABOUT THAT
727
00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:26,112
TINY LITTLE DETAIL AND
THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
728
00:37:26,112 --> 00:37:30,329
HE, HE LET'S HIMSELF BE
SURPRISED BY WHAT HE LEARNS AND
729
00:37:30,329 --> 00:37:35,631
THEN HE TAKES US WITH HIM AS HE
LOOKS AT IT FROM EVERY ANGLE,
730
00:37:35,631 --> 00:37:37,802
YOU KNOW, ANGLES THAT
MOST OF US DON'T EVEN SEE.
731
00:37:38,554 --> 00:37:40,433
DAVE: ISN'T IT
WEIRD HOW THIS DISEASE
732
00:37:40,433 --> 00:37:41,977
JUST STARTS IN 1980 AND
733
00:37:41,977 --> 00:37:43,689
IT DOESN'T KILL
ANYBODY BUT NIGGAS,
734
00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:45,443
FAGS AND JUNKIES?
735
00:37:45,443 --> 00:37:48,324
ISN'T THAT A FUCKING
AMAZING COINCIDENCE THAT
736
00:37:48,324 --> 00:37:51,997
THIS DISEASE HATES EVERYBODY
THAT OLD WHITE PEOPLE HATE?
737
00:37:54,669 --> 00:37:57,509
I THINK EITHER GOD IS WHITE OR
THE GOVERNMENT HID THAT SHIT
738
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,638
IN DISCO BALLS.
739
00:38:00,515 --> 00:38:01,975
SARAH: HE'S ALWAYS THINKING
ABOUT STUFF,
740
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:05,691
HE'S EXAMINING
EVERYTHING AND HE REALLY, LIKE,
741
00:38:05,691 --> 00:38:07,570
HE GET'S IN HIS OWN WORLD.
742
00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:08,739
DAVE: NOW, THIS IS
HOW I KNEW I WAS I
743
00:38:08,739 --> 00:38:09,950
A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
744
00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:11,495
YOU ONLY SEE THIS IN
THE WORST NEIGHBORHOODS.
745
00:38:11,495 --> 00:38:13,164
REMEMBER, IT'S
3:00 IN THE MORNING.
746
00:38:13,164 --> 00:38:15,336
IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
747
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,757
I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW...
748
00:38:18,509 --> 00:38:21,682
THERE WAS A FUCKING BABY
STANDING ON THE CORNER.
749
00:38:25,815 --> 00:38:27,694
AND THE BABY DIDN'T
EVEN LOOK SCARED!
750
00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:29,990
IT WAS JUST STANDING THERE.
751
00:38:34,374 --> 00:38:36,169
AND IT MADE ME SAD,
IT MADE ME SAD REALLY.
752
00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:38,757
CAUSE I WANTED TO HELP THE BABY.
753
00:38:39,676 --> 00:38:41,763
"HMM, I DON'T TRUST YOU EITHER,
I'M SORRY, CLICK"!
754
00:38:45,396 --> 00:38:48,067
SARAH: I REMEMBER, UM, WERE
WERE TOGETHER IN VANCOUVER AND
755
00:38:48,067 --> 00:38:52,744
HE CAME OVER TO SMOKE A JOINT
AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID.
756
00:38:53,621 --> 00:38:55,625
HE CAME OVER...
757
00:38:57,378 --> 00:39:00,635
AND HE SMOKED A JOINT.
758
00:39:01,428 --> 00:39:05,394
THE WHOLE THING,
LIKE, BY HIMSELF
759
00:39:08,107 --> 00:39:10,070
WHILE PONTIFICATING
ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S
760
00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:11,280
WRONG WITH THE WORLD.
761
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,704
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE WORLD, A LACK OF SHARING.
762
00:39:15,998 --> 00:39:19,338
IT'S, I THINK IT'S,
"PUFF-PUFF-PASS"
763
00:39:19,338 --> 00:39:22,261
NOT "PUFF-PUFF-PUFF-PUFF!"
764
00:39:24,474 --> 00:39:25,810
DAVE, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
765
00:39:25,810 --> 00:39:28,941
YOU'RE GETTING THE
FREAKING MARK TWAIN PRIZE!
766
00:39:28,941 --> 00:39:30,611
DAVE: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
767
00:39:30,611 --> 00:39:32,657
.
768
00:39:32,657 --> 00:39:34,661
SARAH: YOU DESERVE IT!
769
00:39:34,661 --> 00:39:36,163
IT'S THE RIGHT THING.
770
00:39:36,163 --> 00:39:38,377
IT'S ACTUALLY PERFECT
THAT YOU'RE GETTING THE
771
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,005
MARK TWAIN PRIZE
772
00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:43,219
BECAUSE YOU BOTH LOVE USING THE
"N-WORD" IN YOUR MASTERPIECES.
773
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,647
DAVE: HOW IS IT
THAT I CAN SAY THE WORD
774
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:51,027
"NIGGER" WITH IMPUNITY...
775
00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:56,413
BUT I CAN'T SAY THE WORD,
"FAGGOT"?
776
00:39:58,751 --> 00:40:03,384
AND SHE SAID, "BECAUSE DAVID,
YOU ARE NOT GAY."
777
00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:11,359
I SAID, "WELL RENEE,
I'M NOT A NIGGER EITHER."
778
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,379
DAVE: THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE HERE IS ALL I EVER NEED.
779
00:40:22,799 --> 00:40:24,970
JON: I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE,
UNCONDITIONALLY.
780
00:40:26,264 --> 00:40:28,936
I MET DAVE IN, IN THE 90S,
THE EARLY 90S,
781
00:40:28,936 --> 00:40:32,401
HE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD KID,
COMING TO NEW YORK CITY,
782
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,365
JUST OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL,
783
00:40:35,365 --> 00:40:37,620
CUTTING HIS TEETH ON WHAT
WERE SOME OF THE TOUGHEST
784
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:40,375
COMEDY ROOMS IN THE COUNTRY,
785
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:45,970
AND HE WAS SHOCKINGLY
FORMED AT 17 YEARS OLD.
786
00:40:46,763 --> 00:40:50,228
AND YOU WOULD, OLD GRIZZLED
COMEDY VETERANS FROM THERE,
787
00:40:50,604 --> 00:40:54,571
YOU WOULD THINK WE
WOULD HAVE NOTHING BUT ANGER
788
00:40:54,571 --> 00:40:58,495
AT THIS YOUNG PRODIGY,
THIS YOUNG MOZART.
789
00:41:00,206 --> 00:41:04,507
AND YET, YOU LOVED HIM
BECAUSE OF THE KINDNESS
790
00:41:04,507 --> 00:41:06,845
OF HIS SPIRIT, AND...
791
00:41:06,845 --> 00:41:08,181
EVEN BACK THEN,
792
00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:12,189
I KNEW HOW HILARIOUS HE
WAS AND HOW INSIGHTFUL HE WAS.
793
00:41:12,482 --> 00:41:15,153
I REMEMBER, WE
WORKED TOGETHER IN THE 2000'S,
794
00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:17,157
WE WERE BOTH AT COMEDY CENTRAL.
I WAS AT THE DAILY SHOW,
795
00:41:17,157 --> 00:41:19,453
DAVE WAS AT
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW AND,
796
00:41:19,996 --> 00:41:24,463
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW WAS THIS
ROCKET SHIP THAT HE HAD CREATED.
797
00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:27,762
AND IT BECAME THIS
CULTURAL PHENOMENON,
798
00:41:29,473 --> 00:41:32,522
AND COMEDY CENTRAL WOULD DO
ANYTHING TO KEEP IT GOING.
799
00:41:32,939 --> 00:41:36,697
AND THEY OFFERED DAVE $50
MILLION TO JUST GIVE THEM,
800
00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:39,118
JUST GIVE THEM ONE MORE,
JUST GIVE US ONE MORE.
801
00:41:39,118 --> 00:41:42,082
BUT DAVE AT THAT
MOMENT WAS CONFLICTED
802
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:45,171
BECAUSE OF THE DIFFICULTY
OF HOW THE SHOW WAS TO DO,
803
00:41:45,548 --> 00:41:50,098
BECAUSE HE WONDERED ABOUT
ITS IMPACT ON THE AUDIENCE THAT
804
00:41:50,098 --> 00:41:53,479
HE MEANT IT FOR,
AND HE WALKED AWAY.
805
00:41:54,774 --> 00:41:58,949
AND IT WAS THAT MOMENT
THAT I REMEMBER THINKING...
806
00:41:59,951 --> 00:42:03,249
"COMEDY CENTRAL
HAS $50 MILLION?"
807
00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:14,521
(GROANING)
808
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:22,412
"THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WON'T
EVEN LET US HAVE SNACKS AT
809
00:42:22,412 --> 00:42:24,834
THE DAILY SHOW!"
810
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:29,426
THEY HAD $50 MILLION.
811
00:42:35,021 --> 00:42:39,029
WELL AT THAT POINT DAVE
HE LEFT, HE WAS DONE.
812
00:42:39,405 --> 00:42:43,121
BUT I KNEW, THAT MONEY
WAS GOING TO NEED A HOME.
813
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:51,470
DAVE, I WANT YOU...
814
00:42:51,805 --> 00:42:55,061
I'M SORRY. I WANT
YOU TO KNOW TONIGHT,
815
00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:58,819
THAT I RAISED THAT
MONEY LIKE IT WAS MY OWN.
816
00:43:04,747 --> 00:43:05,958
MO: THIS MAN IS UNBELIEVABLE.
817
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,421
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
JUST HIS STAND-UP AND HOW HE
818
00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:11,093
INTERACTS WITH PEOPLE;
RANDOM PEOPLE, RANDOM FANS.
819
00:43:11,093 --> 00:43:13,306
WE WERE IN
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA...
820
00:43:13,306 --> 00:43:15,018
WHITE KID JUST FREAKS OUT,
821
00:43:15,018 --> 00:43:18,149
"OH, MY GOD, DAVE CHAPPELLE!"
822
00:43:18,734 --> 00:43:20,780
HE JUST LOSES HIS
SHIT AND I'M LIKE,
823
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:22,491
"HEY MAN, RELAX, RELAX."
824
00:43:22,491 --> 00:43:24,119
YOU KNOW, CAUSE PEOPLE THINK,
CAUSE I'M SO BIG
825
00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:25,664
I'M HIS SECURITY AND SHIT.
826
00:43:25,664 --> 00:43:26,792
I'M LIKE, "RELAX."
827
00:43:26,792 --> 00:43:29,714
HE'S LIKE, "COME ON, MAN.
OH, MY GOD, DAVE CHAPPELLE!
828
00:43:29,714 --> 00:43:33,054
PLEASE COME UP TO MY APARTMENT,
I HAVE SOME WEED!"
829
00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:37,354
AND DAVE LOOKED AT ME AND I
LOOKED BACK AT HIM;
830
00:43:37,354 --> 00:43:39,483
I WAS LIKE, "I AM OUT
OF WEED, BRO LETS...
831
00:43:40,736 --> 00:43:44,284
AT LEAST CHECK OUT
WHAT THIS SITUATION IS.
832
00:43:44,284 --> 00:43:46,497
LET'S SEE WHERE IT TAKES US."
833
00:43:46,497 --> 00:43:47,792
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
834
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,211
SO, WE GO UP TO HIS APARTMENT.
835
00:43:49,211 --> 00:43:51,507
I GO IN, I SEE THIS GIANT JAR
FULL OF WEED JUST LIKE
836
00:43:51,507 --> 00:43:53,469
WHITE PEOPLE HAVE AND
I TAKE MY NUGGET,
837
00:43:53,846 --> 00:43:57,018
I WAS LIKE, "THANK YOU SO MUCH"
AND WE WERE ABOUT TO WALK OUT
838
00:43:57,018 --> 00:44:00,191
AND THE ENTIRE TIME HE STARTS
POUNDING ON HIS ROOMMATES DOOR.
839
00:44:00,191 --> 00:44:01,778
(KNOCKING NOISE)
840
00:44:01,778 --> 00:44:03,531
"WAKE UP, BRO!
841
00:44:03,531 --> 00:44:04,993
WE GOT, WE GOT FUCKING
842
00:44:04,993 --> 00:44:08,082
DAVE CHAPPELLE
IN OUR APARTMENT!"
843
00:44:09,459 --> 00:44:12,675
BUT HE WON'T WAKE UP
TO SAVE HIS LIFE.
844
00:44:12,675 --> 00:44:15,973
AND WE'RE LEAVING, HE'S LIKE,
"PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE.
845
00:44:15,973 --> 00:44:19,229
PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE OF ME"
AND DAVE WAS LIKE,
846
00:44:19,229 --> 00:44:21,693
"HEY MAN, WE'RE MOVING
IN THE NIGHT RIGHT NOW.
847
00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:24,031
FOR SECURITY PURPOSES...
848
00:44:25,701 --> 00:44:27,579
WE CAN'T BE DOING IT."
849
00:44:27,579 --> 00:44:31,337
WE START WALKING DOWN HIS STAIRS
AND HE'S UP ON THE TOP
850
00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:36,388
OF HIS STAIRS HE'S LIKE,
"NO ONE IS GONNA BELIEVE ME!"
851
00:44:40,355 --> 00:44:42,651
YOU MURDERED IT!
852
00:44:43,695 --> 00:44:45,490
DAVE: SHOUT OUT TO
WASHINGTON, D.C.'S MAYOR,
853
00:44:45,490 --> 00:44:48,162
MURIEL BOWSER.
854
00:44:50,709 --> 00:44:55,301
I GOTTA TELL YOU, YOU'RE A
VERY SPECIAL PERSON TO ME.
855
00:44:55,928 --> 00:45:00,729
WE'RE ONLY A YEAR APART AND
YOU RUN OUR CITY WONDERFULLY.
856
00:45:02,065 --> 00:45:04,988
I WALK TO MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL...
857
00:45:04,988 --> 00:45:10,623
MAN, MURIEL ARRANGED A
$150 MILLION RENOVATION TO THE
858
00:45:10,623 --> 00:45:13,797
DUKE ELLINGTON
SCHOOL OF THE ARTS.
859
00:45:14,089 --> 00:45:16,677
I WAS SO JEALOUS OF
THE STUDENTS THERE.
860
00:45:16,677 --> 00:45:20,101
YOU REALLY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
AND YOU REALLY DID A BLESSING TO
861
00:45:20,101 --> 00:45:22,105
THIS CITY AND THANK YOU,
862
00:45:22,105 --> 00:45:25,779
THANK YOU AND
THANK YOU, SINCERELY.
863
00:45:27,365 --> 00:45:29,369
I'VE NEVER VOTED IN WASHINGTON,
864
00:45:29,369 --> 00:45:33,544
BUT GOD DAMN IT IF I DID,
I'D VOTE FOR YOU.
865
00:45:34,087 --> 00:45:35,590
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
866
00:45:35,590 --> 00:45:39,222
IF YOU SMOKED CRACK
I'D STILL VOTE FOR YOU.
867
00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,980
I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T,
BUT IF YOU EVER WANT TO,
868
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,776
INDULGE YOURSELF.
869
00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:47,572
YOU GOT THAT KIND OF
WIGGLE ROOM WITH ME.
870
00:45:48,115 --> 00:45:50,578
.
871
00:45:53,919 --> 00:45:56,090
EDDIE: I FIRST BECAME
AWARE OF DAVE CHAPPELLE
872
00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,845
RIGHT AROUND BEFORE THE
FIRST NUTTY PROFESSOR.
873
00:45:59,304 --> 00:46:01,141
CAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY
THAT ROLE THAT HE PLAYED.
874
00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,814
AND THEN I KINDA SAW
HIM AND I WAS LIKE,
875
00:46:03,814 --> 00:46:06,443
"HEY THAT GUY RIGHT THERE,
THAT KID, THAT KID WOULD BE
876
00:46:06,443 --> 00:46:07,947
FUNNY PLAYING THAT ROLE.
877
00:46:08,281 --> 00:46:09,826
DAVE: I TRIED TO BE PEACEFUL,
878
00:46:09,826 --> 00:46:13,291
BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR REGGIE TO
KARATIZIE YO ASS!
879
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:15,128
EDDIE: WHOO!
880
00:46:15,128 --> 00:46:17,757
DAVE IS SO MUCH
SMARTER THAN EVERYONE.
881
00:46:18,592 --> 00:46:21,056
LIKE, DAVE IS ONE OF THE MOST;
882
00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:23,812
MAYBE THE MOST
INTELLECTUAL COMEDIAN EVER.
883
00:46:24,396 --> 00:46:27,862
DAVE: IT TOOK US 400 YEARS
TO FIGURE OUT, AS A PEOPLE,
884
00:46:27,862 --> 00:46:30,700
THAT WHITE PEOPLE'S
WEAKNESS THE WHOLE TIME...
885
00:46:31,452 --> 00:46:33,999
WAS KNEELING DURING
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
886
00:46:37,213 --> 00:46:39,217
THAT'S A BRITTLE SPIRIT.
887
00:46:40,219 --> 00:46:41,263
THAT'S RIGHT, NIGGA.
888
00:46:41,263 --> 00:46:43,017
♪ ON THE ROCKETS RED GLARE ♪♪
889
00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:45,188
(SCREAMING)
890
00:46:45,521 --> 00:46:48,611
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NIGGER?
STAND UP!"
891
00:46:48,611 --> 00:46:51,742
EDDIE: HE STRETCHED THE ART FORM
AND UH, HIS IMPACT ON THE
892
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:55,375
CULTURE, UH, HE IS THE
VOICE OF HIS GENERATION.
893
00:46:56,043 --> 00:46:59,549
WITHOUT QUESTION,
NOBODY'S EVEN CLOSE TO HIM.
894
00:47:08,985 --> 00:47:11,615
.
895
00:47:12,325 --> 00:47:15,373
BRADLEY: WOW.
ALRIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.
896
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,839
MY DAUGHTER'S BACK THERE, AND
I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL DAVE THAT I
897
00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:21,593
GOT TO MEET YOU
BEFORE I HAD MY DAUGHTER.
898
00:47:22,429 --> 00:47:24,057
NO THAT'S A GOOD THING.
899
00:47:24,433 --> 00:47:26,353
BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME
HOW TO BE A BETTER MAN,
900
00:47:26,353 --> 00:47:28,774
YOU TEACH ME HOW
TO BE A BETTER MAN.
901
00:47:28,774 --> 00:47:31,697
SO I, I JUST REALIZED IT.
902
00:47:36,123 --> 00:47:37,709
THAT'S HIM, RIGHT.
THAT'S YOUR BOY?
903
00:47:38,794 --> 00:47:43,554
DAVE: JACK, HE'S AS OLD NOW AS
YOU WERE WHEN I MET YOU.
904
00:47:46,101 --> 00:47:48,647
SAW YOU ON YOUTUBE,
THE VIDEO WITH THE GIRL.
905
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:50,610
BRADLEY: YEAH.
906
00:47:52,572 --> 00:47:53,866
DAVE: IT MADE ME HAPPY, MAN.
907
00:47:53,866 --> 00:47:55,745
YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU.
908
00:47:55,745 --> 00:47:59,002
YOU WERE JUST,
JUST DOING IT, BRO.
909
00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:02,342
BRADLEY: I GOTTA SAY, I'M NOT
KIDDING, PROBABLY THE BEST SCENE
910
00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:04,679
I'VE EVER DONE
WITH ANOTHER ACTOR.
911
00:48:04,679 --> 00:48:06,517
REALLY.
912
00:48:08,771 --> 00:48:10,608
I WROTE IT FOR YOU.
913
00:48:10,608 --> 00:48:11,945
IT TOOK TWO YEARS,
914
00:48:11,945 --> 00:48:14,241
BUT YOU GAVE YOUR
SOUL TO ME IN THAT DAY,
915
00:48:14,241 --> 00:48:16,370
AND THE FACT THAT YOU SHOWED UP,
I MEAN I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT,
916
00:48:16,370 --> 00:48:18,917
I COULDN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID ME THAT FAVOR.
917
00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:21,130
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT MAN.
918
00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:23,551
THAT WAS, IT WAS, AND
I LOVE THAT IT'S LOCKED,
919
00:48:23,551 --> 00:48:27,058
FOREVER ONSCREEN
BECAUSE ITS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.
920
00:48:27,058 --> 00:48:30,398
AND THE WHOLE SET WAS JUST
CRACKLING WITH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
921
00:48:30,398 --> 00:48:31,817
YOU'RE AROUND DAVE CHAPPELLE,
922
00:48:31,817 --> 00:48:35,491
THIS BUT THIS IS A VERY,
VERY UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL.
923
00:48:36,577 --> 00:48:37,912
THE OTHER THING I
JUST WANTED TO SAY WAS
924
00:48:37,912 --> 00:48:39,291
I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED,
925
00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:42,005
WHAT WITH THE GENETICS AND
GROWING UP IN DC,
926
00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,340
THE DUKE ELLINGTON SCHOOL,
927
00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:44,969
FIRST DOING STANDUP
AT 8 YEARS OLD,
928
00:48:44,969 --> 00:48:47,390
I DON'T KNOW WHAT COMBINATION
OCCURRED TO MAKE YOU
929
00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:48,768
WHO YOU ARE,
930
00:48:48,768 --> 00:48:51,023
BUT I'M JUST SO LUCKY I'M ALIVE
AT THE SAME TIME YOU ARE
931
00:48:51,023 --> 00:48:54,947
SO I CAN WATCH YOU BE
A HUMAN AND AN ARTIST.
932
00:48:57,327 --> 00:49:00,625
AND, AND WE THROW THIS TERM,
WE THROW THIS TERM AROUND.
933
00:49:01,043 --> 00:49:02,629
"GENIUS"
934
00:49:02,629 --> 00:49:05,051
AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT GENIUS
YOU THINK LIKE MAYBE ALOOF,
935
00:49:05,051 --> 00:49:06,428
SOCIALLY UNAWARE.
936
00:49:06,428 --> 00:49:08,975
YOU'RE EVEN UNIQUE AS A
GENIUS BECAUSE YOU HAVE
937
00:49:08,975 --> 00:49:12,273
A TRAIT THAT IS, IT'S EMPATHY.
938
00:49:13,025 --> 00:49:15,029
YOU KNOW, YOU TREAT
EVERYBODY THE SAME.
939
00:49:15,029 --> 00:49:17,492
THAT'S MY FAVORITE
THING ABOUT YOU.
940
00:49:17,492 --> 00:49:18,744
SO THANK YOU MY FRIEND.
941
00:49:18,744 --> 00:49:20,331
I'M STILL MAD ABOUT SNL.
942
00:49:20,331 --> 00:49:22,210
IN THE MONOLOGUE YOU DID SAY,
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE AT
943
00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:23,254
THE WHITE HOUSE...
944
00:49:23,712 --> 00:49:25,675
DAVE: AND IT WAS A
HUGE PARTY AND EVERYBODY
945
00:49:25,675 --> 00:49:27,846
IN THERE WAS BLACK
EXCEPT FOR BRADLEY COOPER
946
00:49:27,846 --> 00:49:29,182
FOR SOME REASON.
947
00:49:30,017 --> 00:49:31,145
BRADLEY: AND
YOU SAW A SEA OF FACES,
948
00:49:31,145 --> 00:49:32,438
AND THERE WAS ONE
WHITE GUY AND IT WAS ME,
949
00:49:32,438 --> 00:49:33,524
YOU'RE LIKE "OH
BRADLEY COOPER'S HERE",
950
00:49:33,524 --> 00:49:36,530
WE WENT TOGETHER (BLEEP)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
951
00:49:40,998 --> 00:49:43,043
I LOVE YOU, BRO. I LOVE YOU.
952
00:49:43,544 --> 00:49:45,882
.
953
00:49:48,262 --> 00:49:54,065
♪ ♪
954
00:49:58,782 --> 00:50:01,788
♪ ERYKAH: DO I REALLY ♪
955
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:07,467
♪ WANT MY BABY ♪♪
956
00:50:07,759 --> 00:50:09,513
DAVE: MOST OF MY FRIENDS
ARE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE
957
00:50:09,513 --> 00:50:13,437
SOCIO-ECONOMIC LADDER AND MADE
IT TO THE MIDDLE AND THE TOP.
958
00:50:15,816 --> 00:50:20,618
♪ ERYKAH: TELL ME WHAT TO DO ♪♪
959
00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,207
DAVE: CAUSE WE
ALL HAD A LONG TRIP.
960
00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:27,340
♪ ERYKAH: I KNOW YOU GOT
TO GET YOUR HUSTLE ON ♪
961
00:50:27,715 --> 00:50:31,265
♪ SO I PRAY ♪
962
00:50:33,769 --> 00:50:38,988
♪ AND I UNDERSTAND
THE GAME, SOMETIMES ♪
963
00:50:41,076 --> 00:50:43,706
♪ AND I LOVE YOU STRONG ♪♪
964
00:50:44,165 --> 00:50:45,751
DAVE: I LOVE GOING BACK.
965
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:49,426
I'VE BEEN BACK HERE MANY TIMES
BUT NOT TO CELEBRATE ME.
966
00:50:49,801 --> 00:50:52,181
♪ BACKGROUND:
I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY OWN ♪
967
00:50:52,181 --> 00:50:55,187
♪ YOU SEE, SUMMER CAME AROUND
AND THE FLOWERS BLOOMED ♪
968
00:50:55,187 --> 00:50:57,984
♪ HE BECAME THE SUN
I BECAME THE MOON ♪
969
00:50:57,984 --> 00:51:02,493
♪ ERYKAH: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪♪
970
00:51:08,172 --> 00:51:11,345
DAVE, I LOVE YOU.
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
971
00:51:12,138 --> 00:51:15,686
ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU CAUSE
YOU ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR US.
972
00:51:15,686 --> 00:51:17,523
AND I LOVE YOU STRONG, BUDDY.
973
00:51:21,782 --> 00:51:24,162
LORNE: RICHARD PRYOR
WAS THE FIRST RECIPIENT OF
974
00:51:24,162 --> 00:51:25,623
THE TWAIN PRIZE
975
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:28,796
WHEN I STARTED SNL HE WAS THE
FIRST PERSON I ASKED TO HOST.
976
00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:32,971
IN THE SUMMER OF 2016,
WITH THE ELECTION LOOMING,
977
00:51:32,971 --> 00:51:35,268
THERE WAS ANOTHER
PERSON WHO I WAS JUST AS
978
00:51:35,268 --> 00:51:37,062
DETERMINED TO HAVE.
979
00:51:37,563 --> 00:51:39,651
I KNEW THAT FOR THE
NOVEMBER TWELFTH SHOW,
980
00:51:39,651 --> 00:51:42,115
AFTER THE ELECTION,
IT HAD TO BE DAVE CHAPPELLE.
981
00:51:43,325 --> 00:51:44,536
DAVE: THANK YOU!
982
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,665
LORNE: I KNEW I NEEDED
SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN WHAT
983
00:51:46,665 --> 00:51:48,794
HAD JUST HAPPENED.
984
00:51:51,258 --> 00:51:53,387
I, I HAD TO HAVE DAVE
FOR THE SAME REASON I HAD
985
00:51:53,387 --> 00:51:54,889
TO HAVE RICHARD...
986
00:51:54,889 --> 00:51:57,895
HE'S A TRUTH TELLER AND THE
FUNNIEST PERSON WORKING TODAY.
987
00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:02,070
THIS WAS GOING TO BE A BIG
MOMENT FOR SNL AND FOR HIM.
988
00:52:02,864 --> 00:52:06,120
I KNEW WHEN THE MOMENT CAME,
DAVE WOULD BE READY FOR IT.
989
00:52:06,621 --> 00:52:07,832
DAVE: BUT AMERICA'S DONE IT.
990
00:52:07,832 --> 00:52:10,421
WE'VE ACTUALLY, WE'VE ACTUALLY
ELECTED AN INTERNET TROLL
991
00:52:10,838 --> 00:52:13,469
AS OUR PRESIDENT.
992
00:52:16,098 --> 00:52:17,977
THE WHITE'S ARE FURIOUS.
993
00:52:17,977 --> 00:52:19,104
THEY'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
994
00:52:19,104 --> 00:52:21,735
I HADN'T SEEN WHITE PEOPLE THIS
MAD SINCE THE O.J. VERDICT.
995
00:52:22,403 --> 00:52:24,282
THERE WAS A SPLIT SCREEN WITH
WHITE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.
996
00:52:24,282 --> 00:52:26,161
(SCREAMS).
997
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,803
I'M NOT SAYING I ENJOY IT,
I'M JUST SAYING I'VE NEVER
998
00:52:34,803 --> 00:52:36,264
SEEN THIS BEFORE.
999
00:52:36,264 --> 00:52:38,936
I WATCHED A WHITE RIOT IN
PORTLAND, OREGON ON TELEVISION
1000
00:52:38,936 --> 00:52:40,481
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1001
00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:43,737
LORNE: THAT WEDNESDAY,
THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION,
1002
00:52:43,737 --> 00:52:45,825
WE HAD OUR
READ-THROUGH FOR THE SHOW.
1003
00:52:45,825 --> 00:52:48,037
THE MOOD WAS PRETTY BLEAK.
1004
00:52:48,037 --> 00:52:50,710
PEOPLE WERE FEELING
TENSE AND VERY VULNERABLE.
1005
00:52:51,378 --> 00:52:52,797
IT WAS A MESS.
1006
00:52:52,797 --> 00:52:54,259
DAVE SAT DOWN BESIDE ME,
1007
00:52:54,259 --> 00:52:57,181
LOOKED AT EVERYONE AND
SENSED THE EMOTION IN THE ROOM.
1008
00:52:57,181 --> 00:53:00,020
HE ASKED IF HE COULD READ A
QUOTE BY TONI MORRISON.
1009
00:53:00,563 --> 00:53:02,316
THE QUOTE READ,
1010
00:53:02,316 --> 00:53:05,489
"THIS IS PRECISELY THE
TIME WHEN ARTISTS GO TO WORK.
1011
00:53:05,489 --> 00:53:08,704
THERE'S NO TIME FOR DESPAIR,
NO PLACE FOR SELF PITY,
1012
00:53:09,622 --> 00:53:12,628
NO NEED FOR SILENCE,
NO ROOM FOR FEAR.
1013
00:53:13,213 --> 00:53:16,010
WE SPEAK, WE WRITE,
WE DO LANGUAGES.
1014
00:53:16,010 --> 00:53:18,766
THIS IS HOW CIVILIZATIONS HEAL."
1015
00:53:19,309 --> 00:53:21,563
I KNEW THEN THAT WE'D BE OKAY.
1016
00:53:21,563 --> 00:53:24,026
THE SHOW OPENED UP
WITH KATE MCKINNON SINGING
1017
00:53:24,026 --> 00:53:27,658
HALLELUJAH AS HILLARY CLINTON
AND THEN OUT WALKED DAVE.
1018
00:53:28,368 --> 00:53:31,416
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT
HE WAS GOING TO DO.
1019
00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:34,839
I LIKE TO THINK HE DID...
1020
00:53:35,716 --> 00:53:38,597
BUT I'M NOT EVEN
SURE ABOUT THAT.
1021
00:53:38,889 --> 00:53:40,893
HE WAS BREATHTAKING,
HE WAS BRILLIANT.
1022
00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:42,563
IT WAS A LANDMARK SHOW.
1023
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,361
DAVE: I'M WISHING
DONALD TRUMP LUCK.
1024
00:53:45,361 --> 00:53:49,285
AND I'M GONNA GIVE
HIM A CHANCE AND WE,
1025
00:53:49,285 --> 00:53:51,873
THE HISTORICALLY
DISENFRANCHISED,
1026
00:53:51,873 --> 00:53:54,504
DEMAND THAT HE GIVE US ONE TOO.
1027
00:53:54,963 --> 00:53:57,385
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1028
00:53:58,345 --> 00:54:01,435
KENAN: YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK
YOUR MIND REGARDLESS OF HOW
1029
00:54:01,435 --> 00:54:03,439
ANYBODY FEELS ABOUT IT...
1030
00:54:03,439 --> 00:54:07,363
THAT FEARLESSNESS TO ENTERTAIN
THE WAY THAT YOU WANT TO
1031
00:54:08,072 --> 00:54:11,705
HAS DEFINITELY PIERCED
MY LIFE TO THE POINT WHERE
1032
00:54:11,705 --> 00:54:16,465
I PLAYED A WEREWOLF
CHOREOGRAPHER LAST NIGHT AND
1033
00:54:18,343 --> 00:54:21,056
I WAS VERY PROUD TO DO IT.
1034
00:54:22,142 --> 00:54:24,898
AND I LEARNED ALL
OF THAT FROM YOU.
1035
00:54:24,898 --> 00:54:28,655
YOU KNOW, I HOLD YOUR FIRST TWO
SEASONS OF THE CHAPPELLE SHOW
1036
00:54:28,655 --> 00:54:31,035
UP AGAINST ANY SKETCH
COMEDY SHOW, I WOULD SAY,
1037
00:54:31,035 --> 00:54:32,120
IN HISTORY.
1038
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,874
IT'S JUST BRILLIANT.
1039
00:54:35,586 --> 00:54:37,799
DAVE: GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME
TO THE FIRST, AND MAYBE ONLY,
1040
00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:40,805
RACIAL DRAFT IN NEW YORK CITY.
1041
00:54:40,805 --> 00:54:43,685
BILL: I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHO'S
GONNA BE DRAFTED BY WHICH RACE.
1042
00:54:43,685 --> 00:54:46,148
AND THE BLACKS HAVE
ACTUALLY WON THE FIRST PICK.
1043
00:54:46,148 --> 00:54:48,445
DAVE: WOW, THAT'S THE FIRST
LOTTERY A BLACK PERSON'S WON
1044
00:54:48,445 --> 00:54:49,823
IN A LONG TIME, BILLY.
1045
00:54:49,823 --> 00:54:52,077
BILLY: YES, AND THEY'LL
PROBABLY STILL COMPLAIN.
1046
00:54:52,453 --> 00:54:53,872
DAVE: MAN, FUCK YOU.
1047
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,628
MOS DEF: THE BLACK DELEGATION...
1048
00:54:58,966 --> 00:55:00,302
CHOOSE TIGER WOODS.
1049
00:55:00,803 --> 00:55:02,723
BILL: THE RICHEST AND MOST
DOMINANT ATHLETE IN THE WORLD.
1050
00:55:02,723 --> 00:55:05,061
NOW IS OFFICIALLY BLACK.
1051
00:55:05,896 --> 00:55:08,443
DAVE: SO LONG FRIED RICE,
HELLO FRIED CHICKEN!
1052
00:55:08,735 --> 00:55:10,322
I LOVE YOU, DAD!
1053
00:55:11,282 --> 00:55:13,829
MICHAEL: I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD
SO MANY OLD WHITE FANS.
1054
00:55:18,589 --> 00:55:21,803
I FEEL LIKE I DIED AND
WENT TO BROOKS BROTHERS, BUT...
1055
00:55:25,310 --> 00:55:27,398
I THINK HONESTY
GET'S THROWN AROUND A LOT.
1056
00:55:27,398 --> 00:55:29,444
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT
HONESTY IN COMEDY,
1057
00:55:29,444 --> 00:55:32,825
BUT A LOT OF GREAT COMEDIANS
DON'T ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH.
1058
00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:35,956
I MEAN, RODNEY DANGERFIELD,
I LOOKED IT UP,
1059
00:55:35,956 --> 00:55:38,420
WAS ACTUALLY VERY
WELL RESPECTED.
1060
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:43,472
HE LIED THE WHOLE TIME.
1061
00:55:45,351 --> 00:55:46,728
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT HONESTY,
1062
00:55:46,728 --> 00:55:49,400
WE TALK ABOUT NOT BEING
AFRAID TO TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH
1063
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,280
ABOUT HOW WE FEEL BECAUSE
THAT'S THE CONNECTION THAT
1064
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,161
COMEDIANS CAN HAVE
WITH PEOPLE AND I THINK NOBODY
1065
00:55:55,161 --> 00:55:57,583
DOES IT BETTER THAN YOU, EVER.
1066
00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:02,259
AND THAT'S WHAT WE LEARN
FROM BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT
1067
00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:04,054
WE'RE A PART OF THE JOKE.
1068
00:56:04,054 --> 00:56:06,058
DAVE MAKES IT...
1069
00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:08,647
HE'S WILLING TO
MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY WHETHER
1070
00:56:08,647 --> 00:56:11,528
YOU'RE WHITE OR GAY,
END OF LIST.
1071
00:56:11,987 --> 00:56:13,657
HE'S...
1072
00:56:13,657 --> 00:56:17,080
.
1073
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,713
DAVE: EVERYBODY LOVES ME
AND I LOVE EVERYBODY.
1074
00:56:21,005 --> 00:56:23,134
I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE "L'S",
I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE "B'S"
1075
00:56:23,134 --> 00:56:24,846
AND I GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE "G'S"
1076
00:56:25,389 --> 00:56:29,021
BUT THE "T'S"
HATE MY FUCKING GUTS.
1077
00:56:34,866 --> 00:56:36,201
AND I DON'T BLAME 'EM.
1078
00:56:36,201 --> 00:56:37,872
IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT, IT'S MINE.
1079
00:56:37,872 --> 00:56:41,128
I CAN'T STOP TELLING
JOKES ABOUT THESE NIGGA'S.
1080
00:56:42,882 --> 00:56:44,301
I DON'T WANT TO
WRITE THESE JOKES,
1081
00:56:44,301 --> 00:56:46,723
BUT I JUST CAN'T STOP!
1082
00:56:48,644 --> 00:56:50,773
MICHAEL: IT'S WEIRD FOR ME TO
EVEN TALK TO YOU ABOUT COMEDY,
1083
00:56:50,773 --> 00:56:52,777
CAUSE YOU CAN TELL
EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM
1084
00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:54,447
EVERYTHING THERE IS
TO KNOW ABOUT COMEDY.
1085
00:56:54,447 --> 00:56:56,576
BUT THERE'S ONE
THING THAT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
1086
00:56:56,576 --> 00:56:58,079
ABOUT COMEDY AND THAT'S
1087
00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:01,293
DOING COMEDY WITH
A DAVE CHAPPELLE TO LOOK UP TO.
1088
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,801
SO, I THANK YOU FOR THAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, ALRIGHT.
1089
00:57:06,972 --> 00:57:08,976
.
1090
00:57:13,401 --> 00:57:15,823
COLIN: AND I'M HERE
TO CELEBRATE MARK TWAIN.
1091
00:57:20,582 --> 00:57:24,006
.
1092
00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:29,349
TO ME THAT'S COMEDY.
1093
00:57:31,980 --> 00:57:34,443
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
THAT MARK TWAIN IS HILARIOUS,
1094
00:57:34,443 --> 00:57:36,363
I WOULD LIKE TO READ
JUST A BRIEF PASSAGE
1095
00:57:36,363 --> 00:57:38,952
FROM HUCKLEBERRY FINN.
1096
00:57:41,165 --> 00:57:45,381
KEENAN: OKAY.
ALRIGHT. TIGHTEN UP.
1097
00:57:46,509 --> 00:57:50,559
COLIN: "HUCK FINN
TURNED TO HIS FRIEND JIM,
1098
00:57:51,561 --> 00:57:53,230
OR AS WE CALLED HIM...
1099
00:57:53,230 --> 00:57:56,070
YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE
TO READ THE WHOLE PASSAGE.
1100
00:58:06,925 --> 00:58:08,427
KEENAN: Y'ALL SEE THAT?
1101
00:58:11,058 --> 00:58:13,939
SARAH: ARE WE GONNA
MAKE LOVE TONIGHT?
1102
00:58:13,939 --> 00:58:15,233
AS FRIENDS!
1103
00:58:16,485 --> 00:58:18,280
TIFFANY: OH, YOU
SMELL DELICIOUS.
1104
00:58:18,990 --> 00:58:21,913
CAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'M
LIKE A VERY EMOTIONAL PERSON.
1105
00:58:21,913 --> 00:58:24,001
I'M GOING TO CRY FOR YOU.
1106
00:58:26,673 --> 00:58:29,094
DAVE: I SWEAR TO GOD
I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ART FORM
1107
00:58:29,094 --> 00:58:30,973
PURER THAN STAND UP COMEDY.
1108
00:58:31,850 --> 00:58:33,812
IT PUZZLES ME THAT
PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED IF
1109
00:58:33,812 --> 00:58:36,066
THIS IS AN ART OR NOT.
1110
00:58:36,066 --> 00:58:40,576
MAN, TALKING SHIT IS AN ART.
TALKING SHIT IS AN ART.
1111
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,330
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MURIEL?
1112
00:58:48,550 --> 00:58:50,386
TO ALL THE STAND UP
COMICS IN THE ROOM,
1113
00:58:50,386 --> 00:58:52,015
I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU...
1114
00:58:52,015 --> 00:58:54,102
I PROMISE YOU AND
I'VE ALWAYS SAID IT,
1115
00:58:54,102 --> 00:58:55,731
WE HAVE THE BEST GENRE;
1116
00:58:55,731 --> 00:58:59,154
WE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING
BUT WHAT WE KNOW AND EVERYTHING
1117
00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:02,535
WE KNOW IS VALUABLE
BECAUSE OF WHAT WE DO WITH IT.
1118
00:59:03,037 --> 00:59:05,249
STAY TRUE TO YOURSELF.
1119
00:59:05,249 --> 00:59:08,297
FUCK THE GAME,
THE MONEY WILL COME.
1120
00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:13,099
MOST OF YOU WON'T MAKE IT.
GONNA BE HONEST.
1121
00:59:15,395 --> 00:59:17,566
I HEARD AN INTERVIEW
WITH PATTON OSWALD,
1122
00:59:17,566 --> 00:59:20,488
FAMOUS COMEDIAN STARTED
ONE WEEK APART FROM ME.
1123
00:59:20,488 --> 00:59:22,910
PATTON SAYS IN AN
INTERVIEW WITH TERRY GROSS.
1124
00:59:22,910 --> 00:59:25,289
YOU KNOW HOW
TERRY GOES, "AND, YES..."
1125
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:31,301
PATTON SAID TO TERRY GROSS,
1126
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:34,182
HE SAID, "TERRY,
NOBODY DOES GOOD THEIR
1127
00:59:34,182 --> 00:59:35,686
FIRST TIME DOING STAND UP."
1128
00:59:35,686 --> 00:59:37,940
THEY STOPPED, I WAS DRIVING IN
THE CAR LISTENING TO THIS
1129
00:59:37,940 --> 00:59:39,902
INTERVIEW AND HE GOES,
1130
00:59:39,902 --> 00:59:43,994
"OKAY, DAVE CHAPPELLE DID GOOD
HIS FIRST TIME DOING STAND UP."
1131
00:59:45,622 --> 00:59:48,210
I HAD A SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR.
1132
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:52,302
WHAT PATTON DIDN'T TELL TERRY
IS THE NEXT 7 OR 8 TIMES...
1133
00:59:52,302 --> 00:59:54,640
FUCKING TERRIBLE.
1134
00:59:55,141 --> 00:59:58,774
BUT THE FIRST TIME
WAS SO MOTHERFUCKING GOOD.
1135
00:59:59,149 --> 01:00:01,821
IT'D BE LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU
HAD SEX AND THEN THE SECOND TIME
1136
01:00:01,821 --> 01:00:04,034
YOU WERE HAVING SEX
SOMEBODY HIT YOU IN THE HEAD
1137
01:00:04,034 --> 01:00:05,996
WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER.
1138
01:00:06,831 --> 01:00:10,129
GOD, THIS IS NOT NEARLY
AS GOOD AS THE FIRST TIME,
1139
01:00:10,129 --> 01:00:12,175
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
MAYBE SOMEONE WONT HIT ME
1140
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:14,764
IN THE HEAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER
THE 9TH OR 10TH TIME.
1141
01:00:17,602 --> 01:00:20,525
DAVE: I DON'T NECESSARILY
BELIEVE IN POLITICS, BUT I THINK
1142
01:00:20,525 --> 01:00:23,280
THE TRUST IN POLITICS IS
SOMETHING THAT THE COUNTRY
1143
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,951
DESPERATELY NEEDS.
1144
01:00:25,535 --> 01:00:26,830
REPORTER: PRESIDENT BUSH
CONTINUES TO MAKE HIS CASE
1145
01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:28,582
FOR AN INVASION OF IRAQ.
1146
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,838
DAVE: AFTER CAREFULLY
EXAMINING THE REGION,
1147
01:00:30,838 --> 01:00:33,217
ME AND MY CABINET AGREE
THAT THAT AREA IS DEFINITELY
1148
01:00:33,217 --> 01:00:34,720
RIPE FOR REGIME CHANGE.
1149
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,140
DONNELL: ALRIGHT.
1150
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:37,685
DAVE: THAT NIGGA TRIED
TO KILL MY FATHER!
1151
01:00:38,937 --> 01:00:40,899
MAN, LINCOLN IS FUCKING UP.
1152
01:00:40,899 --> 01:00:44,197
DAMN, TRUMAN IS FUCKING UP.
1153
01:00:44,197 --> 01:00:46,744
MAN, CARTER IS FUCKING UP.
1154
01:00:47,203 --> 01:00:49,416
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S
THE WORST OF THE WORST.
1155
01:00:50,585 --> 01:00:52,255
YES, I SAID IT.
1156
01:00:52,255 --> 01:00:54,593
"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS
TO BE SELF EVIDENT.
1157
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:57,307
ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL."
1158
01:00:58,142 --> 01:01:00,772
GO GET ME A SANDWICH,
NIGGER OR I'LL KILL YA.
1159
01:01:01,648 --> 01:01:03,277
"LIBERTY, JUSTICE FOR ALL"
1160
01:01:03,569 --> 01:01:06,408
I WATCHED DONALD TRUMP
IN A PRESS CONFERENCE...
1161
01:01:07,285 --> 01:01:10,458
"I AM GOING TO BRING BACK COAL!"
1162
01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:13,172
COAL?!
1163
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,721
I'M NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING.
1164
01:01:16,721 --> 01:01:20,645
I HAVE NEVER, IN
MY LIFE EVEN SEEN A
1165
01:01:20,645 --> 01:01:23,484
FUCKING LUMP OF COAL!
1166
01:01:23,484 --> 01:01:25,488
IF YOU GONNA HAVE MOTHERFUCKERS
DIGGING AROUND IN THE DIRT
1167
01:01:25,488 --> 01:01:26,824
LOOKING FOR SHIT...
1168
01:01:26,824 --> 01:01:28,703
FIND ME SOME TRUFFLES, NIGGA.
1169
01:01:28,703 --> 01:01:29,747
THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT.
1170
01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:33,128
THIS IS A FUCKING ELECTION YEAR,
WE GOTTA BE SERIOUS.
1171
01:01:33,128 --> 01:01:37,136
EVERY ABLE BODIED AFRICAN
AMERICAN MUST REGISTER...
1172
01:01:37,554 --> 01:01:39,266
FOR A LEGAL FIREARM.
1173
01:01:40,894 --> 01:01:43,107
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL
CHANGE THE LAW.
1174
01:01:45,821 --> 01:01:48,033
ALTHOUGH AMERICA'S THE GREATEST
NATION IN THE WORLD,
1175
01:01:48,033 --> 01:01:50,496
WE STILL FACE
MANY MODERN PROBLEMS.
1176
01:01:50,496 --> 01:01:52,793
HEALTH CARE IS IN SHAMBLES.
1177
01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,421
MEDICAID DOESN'T WORK.
1178
01:01:54,421 --> 01:01:56,885
MEANWHILE, OUR NEIGHBORS IN
CANADA HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE
1179
01:01:56,885 --> 01:01:58,847
FOR ALL THEIR CITIZENS.
1180
01:01:58,847 --> 01:02:00,726
SO, WHAT AM I SUGGESTING?
1181
01:02:00,726 --> 01:02:03,522
FAKE CANADIAN I.D.
CARDS FOR ALL AMERICANS.
1182
01:02:03,982 --> 01:02:07,238
I'M DAVE CHAPPELLE AND
I WANT TO REPRESENT YOU.
1183
01:02:09,242 --> 01:02:11,371
NEAL: PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY TO
ME "MAN, CHAPPELLE'S SHOW
1184
01:02:11,371 --> 01:02:12,958
LOOKED LIKE A BLAST,
WAS IT FUN?"
1185
01:02:13,584 --> 01:02:15,671
IT WASN'T!
1186
01:02:15,671 --> 01:02:17,425
IT WASN'T FUN AT ALL,
IT WAS HARD.
1187
01:02:18,093 --> 01:02:20,181
WE'D HAVE TO STAY AWAKE
FOR 48 HOURS AT A TIME JUST TO
1188
01:02:20,181 --> 01:02:21,725
KEEP UP WITH THE SCHEDULE.
1189
01:02:21,725 --> 01:02:24,481
WE WERE BOMBED-OUT AND DEPLETED.
WE WERE LUMPED UP.
1190
01:02:24,481 --> 01:02:26,360
WE BOTH HAD
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
1191
01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:30,076
I TOLD DAVE ABOUT
MINE AND HE GOES,
1192
01:02:30,076 --> 01:02:32,790
"IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE USING
LAPTOPS TOO MUCH, MAN".
1193
01:02:35,754 --> 01:02:37,507
AND THEN, AND THEN HE GOES,
"PLUS WE'RE NOT AS YOUNG AS
1194
01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:38,634
WE USED TO BE"
1195
01:02:38,634 --> 01:02:41,808
MEANWHILE, THERE'S NO CAUSAL
LINK BETWEEN LAPTOP USE AND
1196
01:02:41,808 --> 01:02:43,979
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND
1197
01:02:43,979 --> 01:02:45,857
ALSO, WE WERE 29.
1198
01:02:49,406 --> 01:02:52,120
DAVE CHAPPELLE COMPLETELY
TRANSFORMED MY LIFE.
1199
01:02:52,578 --> 01:02:55,626
HE LENT ME $1,000 SO
I COULD MOVE TO L.A.
1200
01:02:55,626 --> 01:02:57,422
HE ASKED ME TO WRITE
A MOVIE WITH HIM WHEN I
1201
01:02:57,422 --> 01:02:58,842
HAD ZERO EXPERIENCE.
1202
01:02:58,842 --> 01:03:01,680
DAVE CHAPPELLE BELIEVED IN
ME AT A TIME WHEN ABSOLUTELY
1203
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,893
NOBODY DID.
1204
01:03:03,893 --> 01:03:05,646
YOU KNOW HOW WE ALL HAVE A
FRIEND WHO WILL HIT US UP
1205
01:03:05,646 --> 01:03:07,525
OUT OF THE BLUE
SOMETIMES WITH SOMETHING FUNNY?
1206
01:03:07,525 --> 01:03:10,448
IMAGINE WHAT HIS TEXTS
AND PHONE CALLS ARE LIKE.
1207
01:03:11,616 --> 01:03:13,955
ONE TIME HE CALLED ME ON A
TUESDAY AFTERNOON, AND HE GOES
1208
01:03:13,955 --> 01:03:17,337
"HEY MAN, I JUST FINISHED
WATCHING 12 YEARS A SLAVE,
1209
01:03:17,337 --> 01:03:20,259
ANYHOW DO YOU THINK SLAVES
EVER WHIPPED THEIR KIDS?"
1210
01:03:23,850 --> 01:03:26,396
ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON!
1211
01:03:28,651 --> 01:03:30,154
IN CLOSING,
1212
01:03:30,154 --> 01:03:32,575
IF YOU REMEMBER ONLY ONE
THING FROM MY SPEECH TONIGHT,
1213
01:03:32,575 --> 01:03:35,581
I HOPE THAT IT'S
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW WAS NOT FUN.
1214
01:03:37,168 --> 01:03:39,798
BUT IT WAS GREAT AND IT WILL
BE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT,
1215
01:03:39,798 --> 01:03:42,679
AND IT'S BECAUSE OF
THAT GUY RIGHT THERE.
1216
01:03:51,321 --> 01:03:54,536
DAVE: WELL THIS HAS
BEEN FUCKING WONDERFUL.
1217
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,922
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, MAN.
1218
01:04:00,256 --> 01:04:03,470
I DON'T EVEN WANT
THIS NIGHT TO END.
1219
01:04:08,147 --> 01:04:10,151
I PROMISE YOU,
1220
01:04:10,151 --> 01:04:12,780
WHOEVER CARES THE MOST,
1221
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:15,871
I CARE AT LEAST AS MUCH AS THEM.
1222
01:04:15,871 --> 01:04:19,502
I KNOW WHAT I GOT,
CAUSE I LOST IT ALL.
1223
01:04:20,838 --> 01:04:24,179
I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, AND
I DON'T TALK ABOUT IT OFTEN.
1224
01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,808
HAVE YOU EVER WORKED ALL
YOUR LIFE FOR SOMETHING AND
1225
01:04:26,808 --> 01:04:28,771
HAVE IT NOT WORK OUT?
1226
01:04:29,606 --> 01:04:32,737
THAT HAPPENED TO ME.
1227
01:04:32,737 --> 01:04:35,201
IT WAS TOUGH, THINK ABOUT IT.
1228
01:04:35,743 --> 01:04:41,171
I WAS GONE FOR 12 YEARS,
THAT'S NOT A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.
1229
01:04:42,925 --> 01:04:44,344
IT WAS HELL.
1230
01:04:44,344 --> 01:04:48,310
I'D WATCH OTHER NIGGA'S THAT I
KNEW BECOME VERY FAMOUS,
1231
01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:52,026
I WATCHED THE
WORLD GO ON WITHOUT ME.
1232
01:04:52,026 --> 01:04:55,699
I MOURNED THE LOSS OF
IT AND AFTER A WHILE...
1233
01:04:56,493 --> 01:04:58,831
I DIDN'T CARE.
1234
01:04:58,831 --> 01:05:01,545
COMING BACK WAS TERRIFYING.
1235
01:05:02,255 --> 01:05:05,219
I UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM,
I REALLY DO.
1236
01:05:05,594 --> 01:05:07,975
MORE THAN ANYBODY, LIKE WHEN
THEY WRITE ABOUT ME IN HISTORY
1237
01:05:07,975 --> 01:05:10,896
I'LL BE DEAD READING IT, LIKE,
"YEAH I KNEW THEY'D SAY THAT."
1238
01:05:14,696 --> 01:05:17,618
THEY SAY THAT A PERSON
CAN'T DREAM OF A FACE
1239
01:05:17,618 --> 01:05:20,791
THEY'VE NEVER SEEN.
1240
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:24,132
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE,
BUT IT'S PROBABLY TRUE.
1241
01:05:25,426 --> 01:05:28,182
BOY, I GOT A LONG BANK OF FACES.
1242
01:05:28,182 --> 01:05:31,521
32 YEARS I CAN CLOSE MY EYES
AND CAN THINK OF ANY NIGHT.
1243
01:05:31,521 --> 01:05:33,317
THERE'S SO MANY FACES.
1244
01:05:33,317 --> 01:05:36,740
EVERY NIGHT, MOST NIGHT'S
THEY'RE ALL LOOKING UP...
1245
01:05:36,740 --> 01:05:40,247
SMILING.
1246
01:05:40,623 --> 01:05:43,170
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE
WORLD LOOKS LIKE FROM THERE.
1247
01:05:43,170 --> 01:05:45,132
ALL DIFFERENT RACES,
ALL DIFFERENT COLORS,
1248
01:05:45,132 --> 01:05:46,676
ALL DIFFERENT KIND OF BELIEFS
1249
01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:49,432
JUST LOOKING AT ME
SMILING FOR 32 YEARS,
1250
01:05:49,432 --> 01:05:51,520
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
1251
01:05:57,532 --> 01:05:59,869
LET NO COMEDIAN TAKE
THAT FOR GRANTED.
1252
01:06:00,496 --> 01:06:04,379
I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS MIGHT BE
THE NOBLEST OF PROFESSIONS.
1253
01:06:04,796 --> 01:06:06,675
ROBIN WILLIAMS HAD
A BARB THAT I LOVED.
1254
01:06:06,675 --> 01:06:10,224
HE SAID, "COMEDY IS THE ONLY JOB
YOU CAN HAVE WHERE YOU CAN USE
1255
01:06:10,224 --> 01:06:12,645
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW."
1256
01:06:12,645 --> 01:06:14,232
AND THAT'S TRUE.
1257
01:06:14,232 --> 01:06:17,572
YOU CAN USE MORE THAN YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN USE WHAT YOU THINK.
1258
01:06:17,572 --> 01:06:19,409
USE IT.
1259
01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:22,456
DON'T BE AFRAID, DON'T
LET THESE BITCH ASS NIGGA'S
1260
01:06:22,456 --> 01:06:24,669
BUTTON YOUR LIP.
1261
01:06:25,045 --> 01:06:27,300
SAY IT ANYWAY.
1262
01:06:30,723 --> 01:06:33,103
SARAH: IF YOU'RE
AT HOME WATCHING,
1263
01:06:33,103 --> 01:06:34,939
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO
MAKE OF THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
1264
01:06:34,939 --> 01:06:36,943
CHECKED TWITTER YET
TO SEE HOW YOU FEEL...
1265
01:06:38,447 --> 01:06:41,119
UM, YOU CAN...
1266
01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:43,749
.
1267
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:47,089
NO, IT'S OKAY, TRUST ME,
I ALREADY LOOKED.
1268
01:06:47,089 --> 01:06:49,135
YOU THINK IT'S
DELIGHTFULLY REFRESHING.
1269
01:06:51,681 --> 01:06:53,477
ALRIGHT, HERE'S
THE THING ABOUT DAVE.
1270
01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:56,566
DAVE DIDN'T, LIKE,
GET FUNNY EVENTUALLY...
1271
01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,904
HE WAS ALWAYS FUNNY.
1272
01:06:59,322 --> 01:07:01,117
AND HE REMAINS AT
THE TOP OF HIS GAME.
1273
01:07:01,117 --> 01:07:04,541
WHY? BECAUSE HE'S CONSTANTLY
EVOLVING, HE GROWS.
1274
01:07:05,209 --> 01:07:09,217
OR SOMETIMES IT'S A SLIGHTLY
MORE LATERAL MOVE BUT...
1275
01:07:10,009 --> 01:07:13,183
ALWAYS WITH SOME KIND OF
NEW PERSPECTIVE, YOU KNOW?
1276
01:07:13,850 --> 01:07:16,940
HIS CRITICAL
THINKING IS HIS ART.
1277
01:07:17,942 --> 01:07:20,239
HIS STAND UP BLOWS MY MIND,
YOU KNOW.
1278
01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:24,622
IT CHANGES THE WAY I THINK AND
SOMETIMES I WHOLEHEARTEDLY
1279
01:07:24,622 --> 01:07:27,753
DISAGREE WITH HIM BUT
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT DAVE.
1280
01:07:28,171 --> 01:07:30,050
IT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT ART.
1281
01:07:31,177 --> 01:07:32,847
DAVE: THE ONLY WAY TO
KNOW WHERE THE LINE IS,
1282
01:07:32,847 --> 01:07:34,309
IS TO CROSS IT.
1283
01:07:34,309 --> 01:07:37,565
AND I THINK, "WHAT IS LIFE IF
NOBODY'S CROSSING THE LINE?"
1284
01:07:37,565 --> 01:07:38,692
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1285
01:07:38,692 --> 01:07:40,195
MAN THE FUCK UP OR
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
1286
01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:41,907
THROUGH THE
END OF THIS SHOW.
1287
01:07:42,283 --> 01:07:43,952
JUST MAN THE FUCK UP.
1288
01:07:43,952 --> 01:07:47,710
JUST BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS
WAY DOES NOT...
1289
01:07:49,756 --> 01:07:52,010
MAKE ME A WHORE.
1290
01:07:54,014 --> 01:07:56,686
NOW THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME,
DAVE CHAPPELLE THE COMEDIAN,
1291
01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:58,899
WALKING AROUND THE
STREETS IN A COP UNIFORM.
1292
01:08:00,026 --> 01:08:01,279
SOMEBODY MIGHT RUN UP ON ME.
1293
01:08:01,279 --> 01:08:03,784
"OH, THANK GOD, OFFICER HELP US.
1294
01:08:03,784 --> 01:08:05,621
COME ON, THEY'RE OVER HERE,
HELP US!
1295
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:11,800
I'D BE LIKE, "OH, JUST
BECAUSE I'M DRESSED THIS WAY;
1296
01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:14,973
DOES NOT MAKE ME
A POLICE OFFICER."
1297
01:08:16,643 --> 01:08:19,064
I'M, WHAT'S KNOWN
ON THE STREETS,
1298
01:08:19,064 --> 01:08:21,026
AS A VICTIM BLAMER.
1299
01:08:22,655 --> 01:08:25,034
"DAVE, MICHAEL JACKSON WAS
MOLESTING CHILDREN."
1300
01:08:25,619 --> 01:08:28,583
WELL WHAT WERE THOSE KIDS
WEARING AT THE TIME?
1301
01:08:29,585 --> 01:08:33,218
THE ONLY REASON EVERYBODY IS
TALKING ABOUT TRANSGENDERS,
1302
01:08:33,218 --> 01:08:35,931
IS BECAUSE WHITE
MEN WANT TO DO IT.
1303
01:08:37,017 --> 01:08:39,897
THAT'S RIGHT, I JUST SAID THAT.
1304
01:08:41,401 --> 01:08:43,655
IF IT WAS JUST
WOMEN THAT FELT THAT WAY,
1305
01:08:43,655 --> 01:08:45,659
OR BLACK DUDES OR
MEXICAN DUDES BEING LIKE,
1306
01:08:45,659 --> 01:08:47,621
"HEY Y'ALL WE FEEL
LIKE GIRLS INSIDE."
1307
01:08:47,621 --> 01:08:48,957
THEY'D BE LIKE,
"SHUT UP, NIGGER.
1308
01:08:48,957 --> 01:08:51,045
NO ONE ASKED YOU HOW YOU FELT."
1309
01:08:51,045 --> 01:08:53,467
COME ON, EVERYBODY WE
HAVE STRAWBERRIES TO PICK.
1310
01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:57,600
IT REEKS OF WHITE PRIVILEGE
1311
01:08:57,975 --> 01:09:00,314
YOU NEVER ASKED YOURSELF WHY
IT WAS EASIER FOR BRUCE JENNER
1312
01:09:00,314 --> 01:09:02,693
TO CHANGE HIS GENDER THAN
IT WAS FOR CASSIUS CLAY
1313
01:09:02,693 --> 01:09:05,407
TO CHANGE HIS FUCKING NAME?
1314
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:09,332
EVERYBODY GET'S MAD
CAUSE I SAY THESE JOKES.
1315
01:09:09,332 --> 01:09:12,588
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS
IS THE BEST TIME TO SAY EM.
1316
01:09:12,588 --> 01:09:15,302
MORE NOW THAN EVER YOU
HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY
1317
01:09:15,761 --> 01:09:17,473
TO SPEAK RECKLESSLY.
1318
01:09:17,473 --> 01:09:20,729
OTHERWISE MY KIDS MAY NOT KNOW
WHAT RECKLESS TALK SOUNDS LIKE.
1319
01:09:21,481 --> 01:09:23,777
THE JOYS OF BEING WRONG.
1320
01:09:23,777 --> 01:09:25,614
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE RIGHT.
1321
01:09:25,614 --> 01:09:27,785
I JUST CAME HERE
TO FUCK AROUND.
1322
01:09:28,704 --> 01:09:32,127
JON: THE COURAGE THAT
IT TAKES AS A PERFORMER
1323
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:33,630
AND AN ARTIST,
1324
01:09:33,630 --> 01:09:37,137
TO STAND UP FOR
WHO YOU KNOW YOU ARE,
1325
01:09:37,137 --> 01:09:39,809
TO TAKE A
CHANCE ON YOURSELF.
1326
01:09:41,646 --> 01:09:44,318
IS, IS JUST ONE MORE REASON
WHY WE ALL JUST LOVE,
1327
01:09:44,318 --> 01:09:47,324
AND RESPECT, AND
ADMIRE THIS MAN.
1328
01:09:48,117 --> 01:09:49,495
AND YOU KNOW,
1329
01:09:49,495 --> 01:09:52,167
IT WAS UNTIL WE STARTED TOURING
A COUPLE YEARS AGO TOGETHER THAT
1330
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:54,964
I REALLY GOT A CHANCE TO
WATCH HIM WALK THROUGH LIFE.
1331
01:09:55,716 --> 01:09:58,137
I ALWAYS IMAGINED HIM ON A
TRACTOR, YOU KNOW,
1332
01:09:58,137 --> 01:10:00,726
OUT IN OHIO,
LISTENING TO PRINCE.
1333
01:10:01,269 --> 01:10:03,857
UM, BUT BECAUSE IT WAS DAVE
OBVIOUSLY, I JUST IMAGINED THAT
1334
01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:05,486
PRINCE WAS THERE.
1335
01:10:05,486 --> 01:10:09,327
BECAUSE THAT'S JUST
HOW DAVE'S LIFE WAS.
1336
01:10:09,869 --> 01:10:15,046
THINGS HAPPEN IN DAVE WORLD THAT
JUST DON'T HAPPEN ANYWHERE ELSE.
1337
01:10:15,464 --> 01:10:19,012
IN FACT, THE LAST TIME,
THIS WAS IN 2008 I THINK,
1338
01:10:19,012 --> 01:10:23,313
AND I WAS IN D.C.
IN THE BACK OF UH,
1339
01:10:23,313 --> 01:10:25,234
THIS LITTLE RESTAURANT
WAS A GENTLEMAN THAT
1340
01:10:25,234 --> 01:10:28,155
I RECOGNIZED AS,
AS DAVE CHAPPELLE.
1341
01:10:28,155 --> 01:10:31,913
AND I THOUGHT "WHY IS
DAVE CHAPPELLE HERE?"
1342
01:10:32,915 --> 01:10:35,379
I SAID, DAVE, I HADN'T SEEN HIM
IN A LONG TIME, HOW ARE YOU,
1343
01:10:35,379 --> 01:10:37,508
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND WE,
WE CAUGHT UP AND I SAID
1344
01:10:37,508 --> 01:10:40,012
"YOU KNOW DAVE, I'M DOWN
HERE I'M ACTUALLY RUNNING OVER
1345
01:10:40,012 --> 01:10:41,266
TO WALTER REED,"
1346
01:10:41,266 --> 01:10:43,102
IT WAS IN THE
HEIGHT OF THE IRAQ WAR,
1347
01:10:43,102 --> 01:10:45,899
AND I WAS GONNA RUN DOWN TO
WALTER REED AND I HAD A STACK OF
1348
01:10:45,899 --> 01:10:48,655
CHAPPELLE SHOW DVDS
THAT I WOULD BRING WITH ME,
1349
01:10:48,655 --> 01:10:50,284
BECAUSE THEY LOVED THOSE.
1350
01:10:50,284 --> 01:10:52,162
AND THE DAILY SHOW, EH!
1351
01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:57,298
SO I HAVE THESE UH,
1352
01:10:57,298 --> 01:10:59,385
CHAPPELLE SHOW DVD'S
AND I SAY TO DAVE,
1353
01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:01,765
"DAVE, I'M GONNA HEAD DOWN,
AND I'M GONNA SEE THESE GUYS,
1354
01:11:01,765 --> 01:11:05,606
THESE WOUNDED
WARRIORS AND I HAVE YOUR DVD'S,
1355
01:11:05,606 --> 01:11:08,361
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?"
1356
01:11:08,361 --> 01:11:10,991
YOU KNOW, HE'S SPONTANEOUS GUY.
1357
01:11:10,991 --> 01:11:12,828
"LET'S GO, LET'S
REALLY BLOW THEIR MINDS"
1358
01:11:12,828 --> 01:11:15,751
AND HE LOOKS AT ME
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT,
1359
01:11:15,751 --> 01:11:19,007
HE LOOKS UP AND HE GOES,
"NAH, I'M GOOD".
1360
01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,479
I RESPECTED THAT SO MUCH.
1361
01:11:27,358 --> 01:11:32,618
I DON'T KNOW OF ANYBODY
WHO CARES MORE DEEPLY,
1362
01:11:32,618 --> 01:11:36,543
AND ANYONE WHO
GIVES LESS OF A FUCK.
1363
01:11:42,011 --> 01:11:44,934
DAVE IS A TOUCHSTONE,
1364
01:11:44,934 --> 01:11:47,272
BECAUSE HE'S A
SEEKER OF KNOWLEDGE.
1365
01:11:47,272 --> 01:11:51,238
HE'S A MAN THAT SEEKS OUT
PEOPLE, AND EXPERIENCE,
1366
01:11:51,238 --> 01:11:52,491
AND KNOWLEDGE.
1367
01:11:52,491 --> 01:11:55,455
AND HE WANTS TO TOUCH IT AND
FEEL IT AND BE WITH IT ON THE
1368
01:11:55,455 --> 01:11:58,127
GROUND SO THAT HE
CAN THEN CHANNEL THAT
1369
01:11:58,127 --> 01:12:00,924
THROUGH HIS ART AND
REDIRECT THAT BACK TO YOU AS
1370
01:12:00,924 --> 01:12:03,680
SOMETHING COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT AND NEW.
1371
01:12:04,765 --> 01:12:08,398
I CAN ONLY TELL YOU THIS,
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN
1372
01:12:08,398 --> 01:12:12,781
SAY "HEY MAN I NEED YOU" AND
I WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT,
1373
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:15,746
NO MATTER WHERE,
1374
01:12:15,746 --> 01:12:18,668
AND WHEN HE CALLED ME
JUST RECENTLY AND SAID
1375
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,296
"I NEED YOU",
1376
01:12:20,296 --> 01:12:22,801
A WEEK LATER I STOOD WITH DAVE,
1377
01:12:22,801 --> 01:12:25,641
ON A STAGE, IN DAYTON OHIO,
1378
01:12:27,101 --> 01:12:30,191
ONE HUNDRED FEET FROM
THE SITE OF ONE OF THE WORST
1379
01:12:30,191 --> 01:12:33,949
MASS SHOOTINGS IN
AMERICAN HISTORY,
1380
01:12:33,949 --> 01:12:36,161
AND I WATCHED THIS MAN.
1381
01:12:36,161 --> 01:12:39,460
HELP A CITY HEAL...
1382
01:12:41,171 --> 01:12:44,177
A WOUND BORNE OF VIOLENCE
1383
01:12:44,804 --> 01:12:47,058
AND BORNE OF PAIN...
1384
01:12:48,352 --> 01:12:50,691
BUT AS WE SAT AND WE
WATCHED STEVIE WONDER SING
1385
01:12:50,691 --> 01:12:52,151
MY CHERIE AMOUR,
1386
01:12:52,151 --> 01:12:55,492
AND THE CROWD GOING CRAZY
AND RECLAIMING THEIR CITY,
1387
01:12:55,492 --> 01:12:57,287
HE TURNED TO ME ON
STAGE AND HE SAID,
1388
01:12:57,287 --> 01:13:01,044
"THIS IS THEIR MEMORY NOW.
THIS IS THEIR MEMORY."
1389
01:13:02,923 --> 01:13:05,721
.
1390
01:13:06,931 --> 01:13:10,772
♪ JOHN: WAKE UP EVERYBODY
NO MORE SLEEPIN' IN BED ♪
1391
01:13:11,441 --> 01:13:15,490
♪ NO MORE BACKWARD THINKIN'
TIME FOR THINKIN' AHEAD ♪
1392
01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:18,914
♪ THE WORLD HAS
CHANGED SO VERY MUCH ♪
1393
01:13:18,914 --> 01:13:21,544
♪ FROM WHAT IT USED TO BE ♪
1394
01:13:21,544 --> 01:13:27,556
♪ THERE IS SO MUCH
HATRED WAR AND POVERTY. OH ♪♪
1395
01:13:30,102 --> 01:13:31,898
DAVE: I SAY THIS EVERY
TIME I COME TO ELLINGTON AND
1396
01:13:31,898 --> 01:13:33,610
I HOPE YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS.
1397
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,365
YOU ARE VERY NECESSARY NOW.
1398
01:13:36,365 --> 01:13:38,912
THIS IS A SEASON FOR ARTISTS.
1399
01:13:38,912 --> 01:13:41,876
SECRETLY, I'M BUILDING
AN ARMY OF ARTISTS
1400
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:44,507
I WANT ALL OF YOU GUYS TO GET
OUT THERE AND FIGHT IN THE ARMY.
1401
01:13:44,507 --> 01:13:47,680
I MEAN, IT'S NOT A VIOLENT
FIGHT, BUT IT'S A REVEALING ONE.
1402
01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:51,103
YOU'VE GOTTA REVEAL PEOPLE TO
THEMSELVES BY EXPOSING YOURSELF
1403
01:13:51,604 --> 01:13:53,232
WITH YOUR ART.
1404
01:13:53,232 --> 01:13:59,537
♪ JOHN: THE WORLD WON'T GET NO
BETTER IF WE JUST LET IT BE ♪
1405
01:14:01,373 --> 01:14:06,467
♪ OH. THE WORLD
WON'T GET NO BETTER ♪
1406
01:14:07,636 --> 01:14:09,807
♪ WE GOTTA CHANGE IT YEAH ♪
1407
01:14:09,807 --> 01:14:11,393
♪ JUST YOU AND ME ♪♪
1408
01:14:11,393 --> 01:14:14,065
DAVE: HONESTLY, LOOKING
AT Y'ALL INSPIRES ME.
1409
01:14:14,065 --> 01:14:16,738
I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST YOU.
1410
01:14:18,950 --> 01:14:21,455
IF I COULD GO BACK
AND TALK TO MYSELF,
1411
01:14:21,455 --> 01:14:25,171
I WOULD TELL MYSELF
WHAT I'M TELLING YOU GUYS.
1412
01:14:25,171 --> 01:14:27,091
"BE NICE AND DON'T BE SCARED."
1413
01:14:33,103 --> 01:14:34,732
.
1414
01:14:35,358 --> 01:14:37,613
JOHN: THANK YOU.
1415
01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:42,956
DAVID: THE MARK TWAIN PRIZE
WAS CREATED IN HONOR OF
1416
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:45,712
A GREAT SATIRIST
AND IRREVERENT OBSERVER
1417
01:14:45,712 --> 01:14:47,716
OF THE WORLD
IN WHICH HE LIVED...
1418
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,804
IN HONORING DAVE CHAPPELLE
THIS EVENING WITH THE
1419
01:14:49,804 --> 01:14:51,223
MARK TWAIN PRIZE,
1420
01:14:51,223 --> 01:14:53,895
WE ARE HONORING A
COMEDIAN AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME,
1421
01:14:53,895 --> 01:14:56,567
SOMEONE WHO ALREADY
HAS A LIFETIME OF ACHIEVEMENT
1422
01:14:56,567 --> 01:14:59,740
BEHIND HIM BUT PROMISES
TO HAVE ANOTHER LIFETIME IN
1423
01:14:59,740 --> 01:15:01,201
THE COMING DECADES.
1424
01:15:01,201 --> 01:15:02,913
AND FOR THESE REASONS,
1425
01:15:02,913 --> 01:15:05,919
THE KENNEDY CENTER IS
PROUD TO PRESENT DAVE CHAPPELLE
1426
01:15:05,919 --> 01:15:08,550
WITH THE NATION'S HIGHEST
COMEDIC AWARD...
1427
01:15:08,550 --> 01:15:10,762
THE KENNEDY CENTER
MARK TWAIN PRIZE.
1428
01:15:21,617 --> 01:15:23,997
.
1429
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:31,136
.
1430
01:15:31,637 --> 01:15:35,979
DAVE: THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1431
01:15:38,651 --> 01:15:43,285
I LIKE NOT KNOWING
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
1432
01:15:43,285 --> 01:15:45,331
I LIKE MAKING MEMORIES.
1433
01:15:45,331 --> 01:15:48,630
SOMETIMES I DO ALL THIS CRAZY
SHIT AROUND MY COLLEAGUES
1434
01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:51,468
JUST SO THEY CAN TELL
THEIR FRIENDS I DID IT.
1435
01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:56,019
BUT RATHER THAN
TALK ABOUT MYSELF,
1436
01:15:56,019 --> 01:15:59,359
JUST BRIEFLY I WANNA
JUST TALK ABOUT MY GENRE.
1437
01:16:00,236 --> 01:16:04,452
STAND UP COMEDY IS AN
INCREDIBLY AMERICAN GENRE.
1438
01:16:05,246 --> 01:16:07,793
I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER
COUNTRY COULD PRODUCE
1439
01:16:07,793 --> 01:16:09,212
THIS MANY COMEDIANS.
1440
01:16:09,212 --> 01:16:12,009
AND UNBEKNOWNST TO MANY
PEOPLE IN THIS AUDIENCE,
1441
01:16:12,009 --> 01:16:14,723
I DON'T THINK THERE'S AN
OPINION THAT EXISTS IN THIS
1442
01:16:14,723 --> 01:16:18,648
COUNTRY THAT IS NOT
REPRESENTED IN A COMEDY CLUB
1443
01:16:18,648 --> 01:16:20,401
BY SOMEBODY.
1444
01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:23,407
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
HAS A CHAMPION IN THE ROOM.
1445
01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:28,208
WE WATCH YOU GUYS FIGHT,
1446
01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:30,881
BUT WHEN WE'RE
TOGETHER WE TALK IT OUT.
1447
01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:34,137
I KNOW COMICS THAT
ARE VERY RACIST.
1448
01:16:34,137 --> 01:16:36,726
AND I WATCH THEM ONSTAGE AND
EVERYONE'S LAUGHING AND I'M
1449
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,439
LIKE "MMM, THAT MOTHERFUCKER
MEANS THAT SHIT".
1450
01:16:40,524 --> 01:16:43,530
.
1451
01:16:44,032 --> 01:16:46,495
DON'T GET MAD AT EM,
DON'T HATE EM,
1452
01:16:46,495 --> 01:16:48,290
WE GO UPSTAIRS
AND HAVE A BEER,
1453
01:16:48,290 --> 01:16:51,379
AND SOMETIMES I EVEN
APPRECIATE THE ARTISTRY THAT
1454
01:16:51,379 --> 01:16:54,594
THEY PAINT THEIR
RACIST OPINIONS WITH.
1455
01:16:54,594 --> 01:16:56,974
MAN, IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS.
1456
01:16:56,974 --> 01:16:59,855
THE FIRST AMENDMENT
IS FIRST FOR A REASON.
1457
01:16:59,855 --> 01:17:02,861
THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS
JUST IN CASE THE FIRST ONE
1458
01:17:02,861 --> 01:17:04,824
DOESN'T WORK OUT.
1459
01:17:04,824 --> 01:17:07,078
.
1460
01:17:08,873 --> 01:17:11,294
WE GOTTA LET SOME
AIR OUT THE BALL, MAN.
1461
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:12,965
THE COUNTRY'S
GETTING A LITTLE TIGHT,
1462
01:17:12,965 --> 01:17:15,887
IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S
EVER FELT IN MY LIFETIME.
1463
01:17:15,887 --> 01:17:20,856
SO TONIGHT, I AM HONORED
THAT MY COLLEAGUES ARE HERE,
1464
01:17:21,356 --> 01:17:25,281
IN COMEDY AND IN MUSIC.
1465
01:17:25,281 --> 01:17:27,870
.
1466
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,547
AND I WANT EVERYONE IN AMERICA
RIGHT NOW TO LOOK AT ME,
1467
01:17:33,547 --> 01:17:36,636
LOOK AT ME SMOKING INDOORS.
1468
01:17:37,931 --> 01:17:40,102
I DIDN'T ASK ANYBODY,
I JUST DID IT.
1469
01:17:40,102 --> 01:17:42,440
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, KICK
ME OUT BEFORE I GET THE PRIZE?
1470
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,945
NAW NIGGA, THIS IS
CALLED LEVERAGE.
1471
01:17:46,198 --> 01:17:47,910
.
1472
01:17:49,872 --> 01:17:52,836
THING THAT I LIKED BEST ABOUT
TONIGHT WAS THAT I SAW SO MANY
1473
01:17:52,836 --> 01:17:54,757
PEOPLE FROM
DIFFERENT PARTS OF MY LIFE.
1474
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:57,303
LIKE FRIENDS THAT I
GREW UP WITH HERE IN DC,
1475
01:17:57,303 --> 01:17:59,934
FRIENDS OF MINE FROM
OHIO THEN AND NOW.
1476
01:18:00,936 --> 01:18:03,065
FRIENDS OF MINE
FROM COMEDY CLUBS.
1477
01:18:03,065 --> 01:18:05,737
ALL THE FUCKING MUSICIANS
THAT BLEW MY MIND.
1478
01:18:05,737 --> 01:18:09,410
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
HOW YOU INSPIRE ME.
1479
01:18:09,870 --> 01:18:13,460
I WANT TO GIVE A SPECIAL
SHOUTOUT TO MY OG TONY WOODS.
1480
01:18:13,962 --> 01:18:16,091
MILES DAVIS HAS A QUOTE.
1481
01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:18,345
.
1482
01:18:18,930 --> 01:18:20,641
UH, IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE,
1483
01:18:20,641 --> 01:18:22,938
MILES DAVIS SAID
SO MUCH COOL SHIT,
1484
01:18:22,938 --> 01:18:25,150
BUT ONE OF THE THINGS HE
SAID THAT I ALWAYS LOVED,
1485
01:18:25,150 --> 01:18:27,405
HE SAID, "IT TOOK ME
YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO
1486
01:18:27,405 --> 01:18:29,492
PLAY LIKE MYSELF."
1487
01:18:30,119 --> 01:18:31,580
YOU KNOW, HE WOULD
WATCH OTHER MUSICIANS AND
1488
01:18:31,580 --> 01:18:33,584
HE WOULD TRY TO
PLAY LIKE DIZZY OR BIRD
1489
01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,254
OR ALL THOSE
OTHER GUYS WHO WERE GREAT,
1490
01:18:35,254 --> 01:18:36,590
TONY WOODS WAS MY
DIZZY AND BIRD,
1491
01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:37,885
IF I WAS A MILES.
1492
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,596
I WAS TRYING TO PLAY LIKE YOU,
1493
01:18:39,596 --> 01:18:43,103
YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON I
EVER SAW DO IT ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
1494
01:18:43,103 --> 01:18:45,399
YOU WERE FEARLESS AND
YOU TOLD THE TRUTH.
1495
01:18:45,399 --> 01:18:48,155
THERE'S SOMETHING SO
TRUE ABOUT THIS GENRE,
1496
01:18:48,155 --> 01:18:50,034
WHEN DONE CORRECTLY,
1497
01:18:50,034 --> 01:18:54,208
THAT I WILL FIGHT ANYBODY THAT
GETS IN A TRUE PRACTITIONER
1498
01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:56,296
OF THIS ART FORM'S WAY.
1499
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:57,673
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE WRONG.
1500
01:18:57,673 --> 01:19:00,471
THIS IS THE TRUTH, AND
YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING IT.
1501
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,770
I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE CONTENT,
1502
01:19:03,770 --> 01:19:05,815
I'M TALKING
ABOUT THE ART FORM.
1503
01:19:05,815 --> 01:19:07,568
DO WE UNDERSTAND?
1504
01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:09,489
DO WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT?
1505
01:19:10,491 --> 01:19:12,286
.
1506
01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:14,040
AND WHAT I REALLY
WANTED TO SAY TONIGHT,
1507
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,459
AND I'M GLAD I GET
THE PLATFORM TO DO IT,
1508
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,756
I'M GAY!
1509
01:19:18,257 --> 01:19:22,556
I AM GAY AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT THIS DOES FOR MY CAREER,
1510
01:19:23,016 --> 01:19:25,396
BEING GAY LIKE THIS.
1511
01:19:28,694 --> 01:19:30,072
SO MANY SPECIAL SHOUTOUTS.
1512
01:19:30,072 --> 01:19:33,287
ONE OF THE MAIN ARCHITECTS OF
THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY,
1513
01:19:33,287 --> 01:19:37,753
MY BROTHER AND MY MENTOR,
THE MIGHTY STAN LATHAN.
1514
01:19:42,388 --> 01:19:45,311
I NEVER DREAMED I WOULD
BE ABLE TO WORK WITH SOMEONE
1515
01:19:45,311 --> 01:19:46,814
AS GREAT AS YOU.
1516
01:19:46,814 --> 01:19:49,736
THESE LAST FIVE SPECIALS,
STRAIGHT FIRE.
1517
01:19:50,654 --> 01:19:52,116
I WOULDN'T WANT TO
DO ANOTHER SPECIAL WITH
1518
01:19:52,116 --> 01:19:54,412
ANYBODY ELSE BUT YOU.
1519
01:19:54,412 --> 01:19:56,458
SO EAT YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING VEGETABLES AND
1520
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:58,253
LIVE AS LONG AS YOU CAN,
1521
01:19:58,253 --> 01:20:01,092
CAUSE WE DOING A FEW
MORE OF THESE BITCHES.
1522
01:20:05,184 --> 01:20:08,106
NEIL BRENNAN, YOUR
SPEECH MADE ME CRY.
1523
01:20:08,106 --> 01:20:12,657
BECAUSE IT REMINDED ME OF
ALL THOSE HARD DAYS OF WORK,
1524
01:20:12,657 --> 01:20:14,953
AND ALL THAT MONEY
I NEVER GOT FOR IT.
1525
01:20:16,206 --> 01:20:18,210
THE OTHER REAL SPECIAL
SHOUTOUT I GOT TO MAKE,
1526
01:20:18,210 --> 01:20:19,880
BECAUSE NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE BEEN POSSIBLE ON ANY
1527
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:23,387
LEVEL WITHOUT THIS PERSON,
IS MY MOTHER.
1528
01:20:23,387 --> 01:20:24,806
MOM.
1529
01:20:24,806 --> 01:20:26,768
.
1530
01:20:28,063 --> 01:20:31,444
MY MOTHER.
1531
01:20:31,444 --> 01:20:34,033
.
1532
01:20:34,033 --> 01:20:36,705
MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM.
1533
01:20:37,206 --> 01:20:39,752
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I
PUT THIS WOMAN THROUGH.
1534
01:20:41,089 --> 01:20:43,093
IF YOU HAD JUST
GIVEN BIRTH TO ME,
1535
01:20:43,093 --> 01:20:44,972
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
MORE THAN ENOUGH,
1536
01:20:44,972 --> 01:20:48,437
BUT THE FACT THAT YOU
RAISED ME AND RAISED ME WELL.
1537
01:20:48,437 --> 01:20:50,274
WE HAD A REAL ORAL
TRADITION IN OUR HOUSE,
1538
01:20:50,274 --> 01:20:52,403
I KNEW THE WORD GRIOT
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.
1539
01:20:52,403 --> 01:20:55,952
A GRIOT WAS A PERSON IN AFRICA
WHO WAS CHARGED WITH KEEPING
1540
01:20:55,952 --> 01:20:58,290
THE STORIES OF THE VILLAGE.
1541
01:20:58,290 --> 01:21:00,461
EVERYONE WOULD TELL
GRIOT THE STORIES,
1542
01:21:00,461 --> 01:21:02,089
AND THEY WOULD
REMEMBER THEM SO THEY COULD
1543
01:21:02,089 --> 01:21:03,633
TELL FUTURE GENERATIONS.
1544
01:21:03,633 --> 01:21:06,891
AND WHEN THEY GOT OLD,
THEY'D TELL EM TO SOMEONE ELSE,
1545
01:21:06,891 --> 01:21:09,812
AND THEY SAY IN AFRICA,
WHEN A GRIOT DIES,
1546
01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:13,403
IT'S LIKE A
LIBRARY WAS BURNT DOWN.
1547
01:21:13,862 --> 01:21:15,992
AND MY MOTHER USED TO TELL ME,
BEFORE I EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
1548
01:21:15,992 --> 01:21:19,082
DOING COMEDY, SHE TOLD ME
"YOU SHOULD BE A GRIOT"
1549
01:21:19,082 --> 01:21:21,836
AND SHE'D FILL ME WITH
EVERY STORY OF BLACK LIFE.
1550
01:21:21,836 --> 01:21:24,592
YOU KNOW, SHE'S EDUCATED
IN AFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDIES,
1551
01:21:24,592 --> 01:21:26,763
AND SHE WOULD LET ME
UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT THAT
1552
01:21:26,763 --> 01:21:28,058
I WAS BEING RAISED IN.
1553
01:21:28,058 --> 01:21:31,147
THAT I'M BEING RAISED IN A
HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT THAT
1554
01:21:31,147 --> 01:21:32,566
I HAVE TO TAME.
1555
01:21:32,566 --> 01:21:35,614
BY THE TIME I WAS 14 YEARS
OLD I WAS IN NIGHTCLUBS,
1556
01:21:35,614 --> 01:21:37,701
MASTERING AN ADULT WORLD.
1557
01:21:38,078 --> 01:21:39,622
IT WAS TERRIFYING.
1558
01:21:39,622 --> 01:21:41,709
CRACK EPIDEMIC WAS GOING ON,
AND MY MOTHER WOULD HEAR
1559
01:21:41,709 --> 01:21:43,880
GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE AND
BE SCARED TO DEATH,
1560
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,426
MAYBE IT'S MY SON.
1561
01:21:45,426 --> 01:21:47,721
BUT EARLY IN MY CAREER,
IF YOU REMEMBER MOM,
1562
01:21:48,056 --> 01:21:50,310
YOU USED TO SIT IN
THE CLUB WITH ME.
1563
01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:52,773
SHE'D DO A FULL DAY OF WORK,
YOU'D BE BACK THERE,
1564
01:21:52,773 --> 01:21:54,569
FALLING ASLEEP, JUST
WAITING FOR ME TO GO ON.
1565
01:21:54,987 --> 01:21:57,241
SHE WOULD WATCH MY
SHOW EVERY NIGHT,
1566
01:21:57,241 --> 01:22:00,205
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
THAT CAR RIDE IS HOME?
1567
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:03,253
.
1568
01:22:05,090 --> 01:22:07,553
HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE
EVER HEARD YOUR MOTHER SAY,
1569
01:22:07,553 --> 01:22:10,476
"PUSSY JOKES WERE A
LITTLE TOO MUCH TONIGHT, SON"?
1570
01:22:11,269 --> 01:22:13,565
.
1571
01:22:16,237 --> 01:22:18,617
I WAS A SOFT KID.
1572
01:22:18,617 --> 01:22:20,788
I WAS SENSITIVE, I CRIED EASY,
1573
01:22:20,788 --> 01:22:22,750
AND I WOULD BE
SCARED TO FISTFIGHT.
1574
01:22:22,750 --> 01:22:24,629
AND MY MOTHER USED TO
TELL ME THIS THING,
1575
01:22:24,629 --> 01:22:25,881
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF YOU REMEMBER,
1576
01:22:25,881 --> 01:22:27,468
BUT YOU SAID THIS TO
ME MORE THAN ONCE.
1577
01:22:27,468 --> 01:22:31,476
YOU SAID, "SON, SOMETIMES YOU
HAVE TO BE A LION SO YOU CAN
1578
01:22:31,476 --> 01:22:33,688
BE THE LAMB YOU REALLY ARE".
1579
01:22:35,234 --> 01:22:38,323
I TALK THIS SHIT LIKE A LION,
1580
01:22:38,323 --> 01:22:41,329
I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANY OF YOU
WHEN IT COMES WORD TO WORD,
1581
01:22:41,663 --> 01:22:44,836
I WILL GAB WITH
THE BEST OF THEM.
1582
01:22:44,836 --> 01:22:47,675
JUST SO I CAN CHILL AND BE ME.
1583
01:22:47,675 --> 01:22:49,470
AND THAT'S WHY I
LOVE MY ART FORM,
1584
01:22:49,470 --> 01:22:51,391
BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND
EVERY PRACTITIONER OF IT.
1585
01:22:51,391 --> 01:22:52,852
WHETHER I AGREE
WITH THEM OR NOT,
1586
01:22:52,852 --> 01:22:54,147
I KNOW WHERE
THEY'RE COMING FROM.
1587
01:22:54,147 --> 01:22:56,025
THEY WANNA BE HEARD,
THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,
1588
01:22:56,025 --> 01:22:59,949
THERE'S SOMETHING THEY NOTICE,
THEY JUST WANNA BE UNDERSTOOD.
1589
01:22:59,949 --> 01:23:01,536
I LOVE THIS GENRE.
1590
01:23:01,536 --> 01:23:03,498
IT SAVED MY LIFE.
1591
01:23:03,498 --> 01:23:05,752
SO TONIGHT MA, I WOULD
LIKE TO HONOR YOU IN A VERY
1592
01:23:05,752 --> 01:23:09,177
SPECIAL WAY THAT I
CANNOT DO ON MY OWN.
1593
01:23:09,177 --> 01:23:11,389
BUT BECAUSE NOW I'M A MAN,
1594
01:23:11,389 --> 01:23:13,560
WITH GREAT AND
INFLUENTIAL FRIENDS,
1595
01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:16,524
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK MY MAN
THUNDERCAT TO COME OUT ONSTAGE.
1596
01:23:17,234 --> 01:23:19,864
THUNDERCAT, THE MIGHTY MOS DEF.
1597
01:23:19,864 --> 01:23:22,244
.
1598
01:23:23,622 --> 01:23:26,503
WASHINGTON DC, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH FOR GIVING ME A HOME AND
1599
01:23:26,503 --> 01:23:27,922
A PLACE TO START.
1600
01:23:27,922 --> 01:23:30,344
TODAY IS OFFICIALLY
DAVE CHAPPELLE DAY IN
1601
01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:32,640
WASHINGTON D.C., THE
MAYOR DECLARED IT LAST NIGHT.
1602
01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:36,981
SO, IN THE FUTURE,
1603
01:23:36,981 --> 01:23:39,737
ON DAVE CHAPPELLE DAY I
ASK EVERYONE WHO WISHES
1604
01:23:39,737 --> 01:23:41,824
TO CELEBRATE
IT TO MAKE ONE INCREDIBLE
1605
01:23:41,824 --> 01:23:44,664
MEMORY FOR THEM SELF
AND/OR SOMEBODY ELSE.
1606
01:23:45,123 --> 01:23:46,668
THANK YOU VER MUCH, GOODNIGHT.
1607
01:23:47,836 --> 01:23:49,549
.
1608
01:23:55,978 --> 01:23:58,858
♪ MOS DEF:
TOMORROW MAY NEVER COME. ♪
1609
01:23:59,318 --> 01:24:02,491
♪ FOR YOU OR ME,
LIFE IS NOT PROMISED ♪
1610
01:24:03,368 --> 01:24:05,414
♪ TOMORROW MAY NEVER SHOW UP ♪
1611
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:09,755
♪ FOR YOU OR ME,
THIS LIFE IS NOT PROMISED ♪
1612
01:24:11,217 --> 01:24:14,932
♪ I AIN'T NO PERFECT MAN,
I'M TRYING TO DO ♪
1613
01:24:14,932 --> 01:24:18,732
♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN
WITH WHAT IT IS I HAVE ♪
1614
01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:22,489
♪ I AIN'T NO PERFECT
MAN I'M TRYING TO DO ♪
1615
01:24:22,489 --> 01:24:26,414
♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN
WITH WHAT IT IS I HAVE ♪
1616
01:24:28,209 --> 01:24:30,422
♪ PUT MY HEART AND
SOUL INTO IT Y'ALL ♪♪
1617
01:24:31,341 --> 01:24:33,511
THANK YOU BROTHER DAVE.
1618
01:24:33,762 --> 01:24:36,267
♪ MY UMI SAID SHINE
YOUR LIGHT ON THE WORLD ♪
1619
01:24:37,060 --> 01:24:39,815
♪ SHINE YOUR LIGHT
FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. ♪
1620
01:24:40,859 --> 01:24:44,032
♪ MY UMI SAID SHINE
YOUR LIGHT ON THE WORLD ♪
1621
01:24:44,784 --> 01:24:47,373
♪ SHINE YOUR LIGHT
FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. ♪
1622
01:24:47,873 --> 01:24:49,669
♪ I WANT MY
PEOPLE TO BE FREE, ♪
1623
01:24:49,669 --> 01:24:50,963
♪ TO BE FREE, TO BE FREE. ♪
1624
01:24:50,963 --> 01:24:52,841
DAVE: THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN,
1625
01:24:52,841 --> 01:24:56,349
WHO HELPS ME AND EMPOWERS
ME TO DO EVERYTHING I DO.
1626
01:24:57,309 --> 01:25:00,524
ELAINE, THANK GOD FOR YOU.