[Amy] Previously on 1,000-lb Sisters.
[all laughing]
I'm just gonna drop a bomb on you. I'm not coming home for Christmas.
And I have my reasons. Damn good reasons.
[Amy speaking]
That is bull [bleep].
Y'all ready for some gifts?
[gingerbread man] Hey, what you got under that shirt, sweetie?
[Amy speaking]
[chuckles]
Merry Christmas.
[chuckles] Happy New Year's.
Well, I got some bad news to tell you.
You're not gonna be able to just move straight into the yellow house.
But right now, I really don't have any other option.
I've been in Chris's house for about a month,
and me and Chris haven't lived together in a very long time,
Brittany and Chris.
[Brittany speaking]
-[Chris] Is she in the bathroom again? -I don't know.
[Chris] Man, that girl's in the bathroom more than y'all.
Every time I go to the bathroom, Brittany's in there.
It's just a work in progress.
It's not gonna be peaches and cream from the start.
And burn my bacon.
[scoffs] Why do you wanna burn your bacon?
'Cause I like it crunchy.
[chuckles]
At the moment, Tammy, myself, my wife,
my daughter Emily and her baby
are all living under the roof of this one house
with one bathroom.
But even though the house gets crammed from time to time,
it seems to be going okay.
[chuckles]
[Chris] Tammy living with Brittany and myself is actually kind of chill.
That being said, there's a whole lot of awkward silence going on because,
you know, Tammy don't wanna piss me off,
or she don't wanna piss Brittany off.
And so she just don't say nothing.
And I'm like...
Well this afternoon, I'll probably do some work in that other house
because I have to get it done, so...
How long do you think it'll be?
Two weeks if I push on every day like I have been three weeks.
If I take a day off 'cause I'm starting to get tired,
[Tammy] Chris is saying that it's gonna be two weeks
before I can move into the house.
I kind of think it'll be a lot longer.
I'm very thankful, but,
I could see me living here for a while.
[chuckles]
[Chris] I weighed a couple of days ago,
and I weighed 284 and a half.
The big deal is that I've lost 15 pounds since I've seen Dr. Smith,
and that means that the hard work I put in is working,
or I'm just literally working my ass off
in this yellow house to get it done.
One or the other, but I don't give a damn which
'cause the number's getting lower.
I haven't weighed in a while.
[Chris] Well...
[Brittany] I got a scale.
[Brittany] Sure.
[Tammy] The last time I was at Dr Smith's three months ago,
I weighed in at 303.
281.2.
[Chris] I'll be goddamned.
Congratulations. That's good.
Chris said he weighs 284.
I now weigh a little less than Chris.
I mean, the last time I weighed 281,
I was, like, fourth or fifth grade.
[laughs]
You're supposed to be lighter than me.
[Tammy speaking]
[chuckles]
[Chris] Tammy's success makes me ecstatic.
Did I ever think I'd see the day that she was smaller than me?
Well, no, probably not, 'cause I never thought
about her ever being smaller than me.
She's always been Tammy, big.
You had Dr. Smith saying you had 100 pounds to lose,
so you've lost a fifth of what you're supposed to.
And I've lost about a fifth too
'cause I've lost about 15 pounds from where I was with Dr. Smith.
And he gave me a 50-pound goal.
Dr. Smith wants me pretty close to 250.
That's where he wants me.
But he also told me if I did start losing weight,
then he would refer me to a plastic surgeon for skin removal.
Now that I've broken through the plateau,
he did go ahead and give me a referral.
Now, I have an appointment
so I can have the skin removal.
I want you to come with me so we can get a second opinion.
I'd like for Tammy to come with me
because I'm hoping the plastic surgeon
sees how much her excess skin is hindering her everyday movements,
and that she will get a different opinion than what Dr. Smith had.
But I don't know about y'all.
But my eggs are getting cold.
I'm hungry. I'm ready to eat.
[Chris] All right, boss.
[Tammy] I like the idea of going to see a plastic surgeon.
I'm kinda hoping I'm approved to get some of it removed.
You didn't burn me any bacon.
[chuckles]
[all laughing]
[Chris] Hopefully, she can give us some insight.
She always got something to say.
-[waiter] There you go. -[Darlene] Thank you.
-And you too. -Thank you.
[Darlene] Now, you too,
[all laughing]
It feels great knowing that Mom is actually really proud of me.
It's weird to hear to her say it, I guess.
So what's all going on in the family?
[Chris] Well, Tammy and Amanda, they're at each other.
Oh.
Y'all need to start getting along better.
I mean, yes, I'm not saying it's all her.
Yes, I start the fight sometimes.
I'm guilty.
But I mean, every time I try to talk to her about things,
she wants to get mad and kicks me out.
I haven't talked to Amanda in two months.
I really don't want [bleep] to do with her.
I don't want to be around her.
If Amanda was to walk in here and try to talk to me,
I'd stand up and walk the [bleep] out.
[Tammy speaking]
[Darlene] It doesn't surprise me that they're fighting
'cause they've done it pretty well all their lives.
Tammy and Amanda
And I didn't buy 'em by a pint or a quart.
I bought 'em by the gallons.
And I didn't buy just one,
I'd buy two or three to last a week
'cause they just love dill pickles.
They always butted heads.
They would fight over pickle jars.
They would fight over who's going to watch what.
When I'm not there, they would fight about who's gonna cook.
[Chris] You didn't have to worry about Amy cooking.
I can now.
-Thank you. -[Chris] Thank you.
-You know how Amanda had knee surgery? -Mmm-hmm.
Well, I made her a white chocolate alfredo.
-Oh. -[all chuckle]
[Darlene speaking]
I have no clue.
The voice is inside her head.
I'm glad I'm not the guinea pig on her creative cooking.
I don't know even my dog would eat it.
[Amy speaking]
[Chris] No, seriously, she would salt it and pepper it,
but she never used all them other spices.
Yep.
[Amy] I think grandma would really love my cooking, but,
grandma is a very opinionated person.
She's just like all the rest of us.
That's where our opinionations come from.
-Like our attitude came from our granny. -Her hard-hittingness.
The fact she was so damn stubborn.
I wanna cook for the whole family just to...
...take us back to where we were, like,
bring the family together again.
This damn fight between Tammy and Amanda is hurting the family.
And me cooking and having everybody over for once,
maybe some of the bull [bleep] would be squashed too.
It works for me.
That that might be one step closer
to getting everybody sociable again.
I don't know if I'm ready to...
...be around Amanda like this.
[Darlene speaking]
Need to make amends now 'cause life's short.
I understand that my family
wants me and Amanda to make up, but,
Amanda's got this mentality which is her way or the highway.
She's right and you're wrong and it doesn't matter.
She's just like her mother,
if not worse.
But if anybody starts anything, I'm just walking out.
And that's all we can ask.
I'm glad you're not wearing tighty-whities.
I just hope the plastic surgeon will go ahead
and approve me for skin removal surgery.
Damn, I've been waiting forever to hear that.
I'm thinking about making a big dinner for everybody.
Having you, Misty, Chris and Britany over.
-Oh, that'd be good. -[Amy] Plus Tammy.
Huh?
[chuckles] [bleep] no.
[Amanda speaking]
[chuckling]
-Hello. -[both] Hello.
-How are you guys? Good. -Good. How are you?
-It's BYOB, right? Gotcha. -[Ashley] Yes, of course.
[Amy] I got this big family dinner coming up,
and I just really wanna make a good impression.
So I asked Amanda to come out to this cooking class today,
and hopefully, it'll help me build my confidence a little.
And I need to convince Amanda to come to this dinner.
-Thank you for coming with me. -You're welcome.
-[Amy speaking] -Good luck.
But I'm gonna wait till Amanda's had a little bit more to drink.
Booze up, bitch.
I got you a little something.
-What'd you get? -I got you a little something there.
-They're matching. -Hey. Oh, lord.
-Welcome. Good. -How are you?
I need one of those.
[Amy speaking]
[Amanda] I love the aprons, man.
We look like twins. [laughs]
I picked up a few aprons for Amy and I.
Probably be the only way
I ever get that smoking-hot body I've always wanted.
[Amy] [bleep]
[chuckles] [bleep]
-[Ashley] Hey! -Hello.
-Hey, guys. -Welcome. How are you?
Okay. So, welcome to Joy's Cooking.
We are going to be making filet mignon.
-How do you guys like your steak? -Well done.
-[Ashley] Well done. You're gonna be here all night, girl. -[laughs]
The proper way to eat a steak is medium rare, but there's no judgment.
This is your food, and you cook it how you want.
If you want it well done, it'll cook quicker if you butterfly it.
But that's not how I would do it.
And I don't know what I'm doing, but,
I'm gonna butterfly this bitch. [chuckles]
They say a good steak only needs salt and pepper.
-But I like to get little bit more fancy than that... -Right.
... and try some different things.
So one of my favorite seasonings is black salt, black pepper and rosemary.
There's a whole entire cart over there for you to use as well.
Since you're the one that's learning how to cook,
you can go pick out the seasonings,
but don't put no [bleep] on my steak, though.
[Amy speaking]
[chuckling]
I don't feel like you can really go wrong with the steak, like...
-[Amanda] If it's a good... -[Ashley laughing]
-[Amy] What? -Tahini and lemon pepper.
Okay.
[Ashley] It might be a little bit tart.
You've got lemonade and lime on there.
-So we'll see. -Lemon and lime.
-[Amanda] You need another drink? -[Amy] Yeah.
[Ashley] All right, we are going to sear our steak.
-Whoo, bitch, look at that. -Do mine too.
[Amanda] I have definitely noticed that Amy
is really not following what the chef is saying.
It looks great. It smells great...
...but smells and looks can be deceiving. [chuckles]
Cheers.
Oh, my. Damn.
It's good. I like it.
-Do you wanna to try it Miss Ashley? -[Ashley] I definitely do.
The steak is a little on the tart side
and a little heavy on the salt,
but I think that it's somewhat palatable.
[laughs]
-So... -Girl, if you spill this glass on me we gonna fight.
We're going to tear this bitch to the ground.
Okay.
I feel like grandma would have been proud of this meal.
Grandma would be proud of you just because you're trying.
[Amy] After this cooking class, I'm feeling more confident.
Just showing the teacher that you don't have to use the normal [bleep]...
...to make it delicious.
Since the divorce and everything,
I've been trying to find who Amy is,
but I'm actually finding out...
...more...
...in a way.
But now it's like...
"Wait, I can do that."
So I'm thinking about making a big dinner for everybody.
Having you, Misty, Chris and Brittany over.
Oh, that'd be good.
Plus Tammy.
Huh?
[Amy speaking]
Tammy's willing to try if you're willing to.
I know Amanda hasn't talked to Tammy since the fight, but,
I'm trying to fix our family dynamic.
I'll be there.
But I'm gonna tell you right now, she better act right,
-or else she's gonna have the right. -Right.
-[Amanda] You already know. -Oh, she'll be asked to leave.
Do I think a family dinner is magically going to repair things between Tammy and I?
[chuckles] [bleep] no.
But there's something that Amy don't know.
Actually, none of my siblings have any idea.
I've been trying to figure out the best time to tell 'em,
and this family dinner might just be the perfect time.
Hey, we came to cook and we're leaving with whole new bodies.
-Look at us. -Where's the van?
Where's the van?
Oh, what? Oh, in the van.
[Tammy speaking]
-[Chris] Yeah. -[Brittany] It really is.
I turned the air down.
And now that I've lost damn near 20 pounds,
today, I'm gonna se a plastic surgeon that Dr Smith referred me to
to get a second opinion on where I'm at for skin removal surgery
And Tammy's tagging along with me
mainly because I am hoping that Dr. Turner
will make a medical exception for Tammy
because Tammy's excess skin is hindering her everyday movements.
-Don't do it with me in the room. -[Tammy] Oh, come on now.
[both laughing]
So skin removal is going to open a lot of doors for me.
I'm going to be able to do a lot more.
So I'm hoping Dr. Turner approves me
sooner for skin removal than what Dr. Smith was.
[knock at door]
-Hello. Hi, guys. I'm Dr. Turner. -[Chris] Hey, how are you?
[Tammy] Nice to meet you.
[Chris] Nice to meet you too.
Nice to meet you, Chris.
Tammy, nice to meet you.
-You are? -Brittany.
Hi, Britany. Nice to meet you. Is this your wife?
-Better half. -All right, you're better half.
All right. Well, good deal.
Well, let's focus on you first, Chris, okay?
So what we'll do is we'll get you in a gown
and I'll come back in and take a look
-at how much extra skin you have. -All right.
When Dr .Turner tells me to get down in my skimpies,
it don't bother me a bit. I ain't bashful.
Not in front of Tammy or any of my siblings.
You look like you're wearing a toga.
[mimics grunting] You know.
I'm glad you're not wearing tighty-whities.
[Brittany speaking]
No, you're not taking no pictures.
[both chuckling]
Really?
[knock at door]
-All right, sir. -Yes, sir.
Ready to show me your belly?
[Chris] Oh, well, I guess.
I mean, I'm sure you've seen a whole lot bigger
-and a whole lot worse, so... -[chuckles] Absolutely.
So let me take a peek.
And you feel like it moves all the way around to the side, huh?
[Chris] Yeah.
I don't have very much skin extra on my arms and legs.
My abdomen is the biggest problem,
and after that, my chest area.
So if I get my belly roll cut off,
I'm gonna be all slendered up in this area
and then I'm gonna have some big, flabby man titties on top.
And if the pain is just not worth it,
I'm just gonna live with my man titties.
[laughs]
[Dr. Turner] You're mostly skin.
So I'd be comfortable operating on you
if you lost say another 20 to 30 pounds, somewhere in there.
-Okay? -Okay.
Well, that is good news.
That is good news.
[laughing]
Try and do it not just with calorie restriction.
Obviously, you've got the internal surgery.
-But with some... some physical activity, okay? -Yes, sir.
The more you do that, the better you'll heal.
-Okay? -Okay. Yes, sir.
Here you go, 50 pounds. Here you go, 50 pounds.
[laughs]
So when he said that I only had 20 more pounds to lose
to get skin removal surgery, it's like...
..."Damn, I've been waiting forever to hear that."
[Dr. Turner] Let's transition over to you, Tammy, okay?
With your situation, you're... you're still, you know,
you're a little over a year out.
I think you hit your... your lowest weight, usually around 18 months.
So, Tammy, I'm gonna let Dr. Smith's work,
keep on doing its job, okay?
I'm definitely not telling you no.
I'm just telling you, not tomorrow.
Tammy is not currently a candidate for skin removal surgery
because she's only about 13 or 14 months out from her weight loss surgery.
At this point, she should probably continue to lose weight
over the next six months to a year.
Get to her goal weight, and then we can reapproach the topic with her.
Do you want me to take a look today, or...
[Tammy] I just don't wanna get undressed.
[Dr. Turner] Is there an area that you'd let me take a look at?
You gotta be. He's gotta see the skin.
-I'll step out for a minute, okay? -[Chris] All right.
All right. Thanks, guys.
It didn't make no damn sense
because if she would have let Dr. Turner look at her,
he would see her belly hanging down to her knees.
You cannot tell me if he had thoroughly examined all the loose skin
that he wouldn't wanna take some of that off
'cause it's a hindering her movements.
[Tammy speaking]
I was so hoping that Dr. Turner would clear me for his skin removal, but,
-[Amy] Hey. -[Tammy] Hey.
Today I'm cooking a whole dinner for the family.
So Amanda is coming.
Hopefully, I ain't gotta cut a bitch.
[Chris] Tonight, Amy's making dinner for the whole family.
Lord only knows how this is gonna go.
But with Tammy feeling some type of way
after the appointment with the plastic surgeon
and all the drama between her and Amanda,
I wanna talk to Amanda about it
so this family dinner don't go sideways in the first five minutes.
What's up, big head?
Man...
...thank you for coming.
I'm glad you're here because Brittany told me
to come and pick out a centerpiece for Amy's house.
I don't know what she was really thinking because I'm color blind.
I'm not exactly sure why Brittany thought
that it was a good thing to send my brother to get flowers.
I mean, I'm... I'm wondering, did... did she just send you up here
to get these flowers to get you out of her face?
Why would you send the colorblind person after flowers?
But then again, hell, they got a whole household down there.
They got Tammy and Emily and Emily's new baby, my new great nephew.
Whoo! I'd be going to the florist too if I was Chris. [chuckles]
-Let's definitely do those in the back. Yeah. -The irises, sure.
And then mix the whites and, you know,
-that'll be your base colors. -You want some whites and yellows too?
-Yeah. -Okay.
-Just make it pretty. -Sure.
-We'll absolutely take care of that for you. -[chuckles]
So, um, a little birdie told me
that you and Tammy went to the plastic surgeon.
-Yeah. -[Amanda] How did that go?
Actually, it was good news.
He told me that I needed to lose 20 pounds.
[Amanda] That's great, Chris.
[Chris] But Tammy shut down.
She didn't let him examine her at all.
You can't go to any doctor and have them fix you
if you don't let them examine you.
I just wish she would have let him get hands on
because even though we're not talking and we're not on good terms.
I still want good things to happen to her.
[Chris] I'm not gonna say Amanda has softened,
but I feel that she's more receptive
to even talk about what's going on with Tammy right now
versus a week or two ago...
...that wouldn't happen at all.
Well, hopefully, with Amy having this dinner,
we can start pointing in the right direction
of everybody being in a half as good place.
Yeah, we'll see.
I'm gonna come over to Amy's house.
We're gonna have this little get together.
But as far as being there and...and kissing her ass, I'm done with that.
I ain't asking you or telling you
-that you have to kiss anybody's ass. -[Amanda] You know, just...
It's not... It's... I feel like everybody
expects me to kiss Tammy's ass because she always throws a fit.
She always get what she wants. Well, you know what?
Well, she's got the right one this time.
[Chris] And I'm just saying everybody's got to be civil.
[Amanda] My family can suggest that I reconcile with Tammy,
but a reconciliation is not in the books for me.
I'm done.
I have this ready for you guys.
Oh, look at this. That's beautiful.
[florist] I'll give you a blank card and you can fill it out how you want.
[Amanda] Thank you for the invite.
We are proud of you always. Love your crazy-ass siblings.
[Chris] Not a better card that could have been wrote.
[Amanda] She's gonna like it.
This will be one step closer to getting us together as a family more often.
I am on eggshells because I'm just waiting for somebody to pop off.
Tammy, how do you feel about the subject?
I don't know.
[Amanda] We should move on.
Will you let me finish?
It makes sense.
Today, I'm cooking a whole dinner for the family.
Girl, I got some big-ass breasts and I'm not talking about these.
I wish I had tits like that.
This is fake.
I just hope everybody gets along again.
And what better to get along with is some good-ass food.
[chuckles]
I remember my grandma making chicken and dumplings.
She would always get the flower on top of her forehead.
So after she died, I tried to mimic her.
And I had to put flour on my forehead because grandma did.
[chuckles] I was 10.
I just really hope this dinner goes right.
-[Amy] Hey. -[Tammy] Hey.
Hello? I brought supplies.
Today, we're coming a little early to help Amy set up the table
and help her with whatever she needs before the... the party.
[Tammy] When we walk into the house, there's an unusual smell.
Different. I mean, not necessarily bad, [chuckles]
just different.
It smells good.
Am I excited? [chuckles]
What? No. [chuckles]
I'm not really nervous to try her cooking.
Just a little skeptical 'cause some of the combinations
of things she puts together doesn't sound like it would be edible.
So Amanda is coming.
How do you feel knowing that you're gonna be here with Amanda?
Nervous, but...
...I'm here.
[Amy] I just hope everybody likes the food and no fighting.
We have been in this argument way too damn long.
I don't even remember what the argument was about
at this point.
[Tammy] Amy wants to get everybody together
to try to get our family back together.
But I'm not here trying to make peace with Amanda.
[chuckling]
[Chris] Honey, I'm home.
[Amy] Hey.
-Honey, you're just in time. The food is done. -[Tammy] Hey.
[chuckles]
[Chris] I know it's the body you wish you had. [laughing]
You know, it's under all this fat roll somewhere.
-It's under this one and this fat roll. -[chuckles]
That's the only body we can afford.
How about that? [chuckles]
Thank you for the flowers.
Blue Irises is grandma's favorite flower of all time.
[Amy] Looks so pretty.
[Chris] I believe Amy has a whole lot of high hopes for this family dinner.
Is her cooking that good enough
to bring the family back together without fighting?
[exhales] That's a pretty big, tall order.
Tammy, you know Amanda's coming here shortly.
Even if she's in your face, right in your mouth,
-just walk to the car. -I know.
I'm trying to stay positive about this dinner, but,
And to be honest, I'm not sure if I can control myself.
[door opens]
-Hey. -[Tammy] Hey, what's up?
[Misty] Same old crap, different day.
[Amanda] I got a little bomb to drop here tonight,
so I'm not sure how this thing is gonna go.
But I did not come here with the intentions of arguing with anyone.
With all of that being said, If Tammy wants to play,
remember I taught her how to play the [bleep] game.
I'm the rule maker.
Well, this looks nice.
[exhales]
I am on eggshells because I'm just waiting for somebody to pop off.
You know, with everything going on,
it's either Amanda, Tammy, Amy.
Hell, Chris has been known to pop off too, so,
I'm just sitting there waiting for it to happen.
I mean, the tension, you can cut it with a knife.
The good thing about this is... is with you inviting everybody,
this will be one step closer to getting us together as a family more often.
With the animosity between certain ones,
it's time just to iron it out and be done with it.
There's always going to be times when everybody doesn't see eye to eye.
And that's normal 'cause we're all different.
[Amy] But at the end of the day, we're all family.
The five people that are here with me today is the ones that matter most.
[Chris] Yep.
Tammy, how do you feel about the subject?
Um, I don't know right now.
[Amanda] We should move on.
Will you let me finish?
[Tammy] I was gonna say, I don't think this is the time or place
to be talking about that.
This is Amy's first time cooking for the family.
Whatever problems you have, you leave it out in the street.
Now, if it's at Amanda's house, that's a different story.
She's disrespectful.
If it's at my house,
As of now, I don't have a house because of that bitch.
[Amanda] We are gonna have to work on getting along better.
Well, this is what we're not gonna do.
This night is for Amy and her cooking,
and we're not gonna turn it into something other than that.
I just hope everybody likes their food and no fighting.
That's all I want out of this dinner.
Everybody be, you know...
...get their bellyfuls
I hope y'all like it. I really do.
[Amanda] It looks good, girl.
[Chris] It looks like chicken.
It smells like chicken.
[Amy] Sugar free. Everything's sugar free.
Instead of the corn syrup,
the internet told me to use sugar-free, uh, breakfast syrup,
pancake syrup.
[Chris] As we were sitting around the table,
everybody was staring at everybody else
to see who was gonna take the first bite,
because whoever took the first bite, if they survived,
everybody else is gonna take a bite. [laughs]
But at the same token, if we ain't breathing, you can't fight.
So I guess, if we're all dead from eating Amy's cooking,
you're not gonna have to worry about no family fights.
[chuckles] That's what I thought, too.
That first bite, you know, takes you by surprise.
Damn, I was surprised all right.
It's actually good.
Misty?
[Misty] It's good.
It's a lot better than I thought it was gonna be anyway.
You did good.
I was kind of shocked that it did kind of taste good.
It just wasn't fully cooked.
I'll give her a C minus.
[chuckling]
I never would have thought putting ranch with cinnamon.
[Amy laughing]
All I'm gonna say is, Amy, thank you very much for the invite.
And the food was good.
Cheers.
I'm gonna say cheers to new beginnings, new adventures.
One step closer to having barbecues every weekend.
-That's I'm talking about. -Maybe I can make the sauce for the barbecue.
One step at a time, please.
[all laughing]
Oops.
[all laughing]
This [bleep] dinner is...
I'm really proud of myself right now.
So I brought my family back together.
It might be small potatoes to some people,
but to me, it's a big win.
This was a good meal.
Well, um, when you guys are getting together
and doing y'all's little barbecue every week,
y'all be sure to hit me up on FaceTime,
um, 'cause I will not be here.
[Chris speaking]
[Amanda] Guys, I'm leaving Kentucky.
I'm out.
So the news is that I'm going to be relocating to Florida.
I've been seeing someone named RJ for several months now,
and he lives in Florida.
I definitely feel like RJ is the one,
but long distance is not working.
In order for us to continue to our relationship
and see where it'll go, we have to be together.
But RJ, it's not the only reason I'm leaving.
With all the [bleep] that's happened
and all the drama with the family,
it's time for me to go because my family is [bleep] draining.
And I'm just to a point in my life where I need peace.
I don't like it at all.
Dude, like 15 minutes from the beach, bro.
I don't give a damn.
[Amy] But that's like 15 hours away from us.
I made this dinner to bring the family together.
But Amanda moving is gonna be a big loss in our lives.
I just worry it's gonna tear us apart for good.
[exhales]
-[Brittany] You all right? -[Chris] No.
[Tammy] So Amanda announces that she's moving to Florida
And I'm like, "Bye, bitch. The less I have to deal with."
[Amanda] Amy, dry your eyes.
Life happens. It's gonna be all right.
I need a break.
Next time on 1000-lb Sisters.
We are going to learn a cute little burlesque routine.
Burlesque gave me a lot of confidence.
[laughs]
[woman] Smack the booty.
[Chris] I'm not gonna like the idea of her moving.
There is several red flags about the whole boyfriend scenario
that I don't care for.
He could be a [bleep] axe murderer. You don't know.
[Amy and Tammy] We're in a limo, bitch!
[man speaking]
[Tammy] Amy Elizabeth, stop being stupid.
[Amy] Tammy rags on everything I do, say, or speak.
I can't fart without her saying something wrong about me.
[burps] Excuse me.
You're very [bleep] rude.
Playing with a goddamn sergeant for over a [bleep] hour almost.
I feel like I can't reach my full potential
because Tammy will get pissed off at me,
or Amanda, or Chris, or somebody else.
[bleep]!
It's my turn to get what I want.
It's my turn to find happiness.
This is [bleep].