[country music playing]
Slow down, Speedy Gonzales.
Speed limit's 35.
I'm running 40.
Pull over. I'll drive.
A couple of months ago, before I had surgery,
we got together and went on a little trip down memory lane.
Literally.
[Amy] So travel with us to some of our favorite locations.
[both]
[both laugh]
We gotta pick up these hikers?
[Amanda] [bleep] Don't you know royalty is getting in this car?
[Amy speaking]
[Amanda] Let's go to Dad's.
Hey, Dad.
[both laughing]
[Chris] We're going to the junkyard, baby!
Long time no see.
Yeah, we brought the whole damn family.
I know I had you in class.
-No. -Okay. All right.
Come along for the ride where we revisit
some of our favorite memories.
[Amanda] Y'all remember that time y'all were going down to Atlanta
and Michael was driving?
That cloud looks like a drumstick.
-[brakes screech] -[yelps]
[Tammy groaning] Oh, God!
It's physics people.
And possibly a few would rather forget.
[Amy speaking]
Eww.
You try turning over and not showing your cooter
when you're 5,000 months pregnant.
We even made a few memories along the way.
-Look at that! -[screaming]
Let me go! Dad, he's gonna fall!
-I have an idea. -[Chris] What's that?
[Tammy] All five of us get on there...
Oh, my God!
-Seriously? -Goddamn! My [bleep] bitch!
[laughing]
Okay, let's get this show on the road.
[both snicker]
[upbeat music playing]
-You're right. -[both laugh]
Tammy, you ready to go back to where it all started?
[Tammy] Ready as I'll ever be.
So first off is The Duplex.
[Tammy] I didn't think I'd ever go back to The Duplex
since I left rehab, but I'm glad we are
because that's where we started our weight-loss journey.
[Amy] Girl, I'm about tired of being fat.
We need to come up with some way to lose all this weight.
I almost got choked.
[chuckles]
[Amy] We've been on countless diets before.
We tried walking. We tried pills.
We've tried...
sex. [chuckles]
The only thing we haven't tried was surgery.
- [Amy] Hey, y'all. It's Amy... - [Tammy] And Tammy.
We decided to have weight-loss surgery
because I've been ill,
and I'm sick of being sick.
And I'm just sick of being fat...
[Amy] Honest--
[Amy] Tammy, we're almost there.
[softly] God.
The Duplex isn't quite how I remembered it.
[wind howling]
It never looked better.
It is a little different.
[Amy speaking]
Who remodeled this house?
Blind folk?
I could say that 'cause I'm blind, damn it. [snickers]
We had some good times at this house.
[Tammy speaking]
[Amy speaking]
[knocking]
[Amy] I brought you some food.
Get your fat ass up and get it.
Eat it, bitch!
You're stupid.
It's healthy. It's a banana.
Bananas are healthy?
-Bye, bitch. -Bye.
Look, I had problems finding clothes that fit me then.
-Now I can't keep 'em on. -[Amy] Right. [chuckles softly]
Feels like a lifetime ago.
[Tammy] You know, we had so many memories here.
[Amy speaking]
[chuckling]
Mostly, I hear "ghost cat" in my kitchen
like jumping down from the table,
that infamous cat thing.
And Amy feels like she's feeling him in the bathroom.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Auntie Amy coming for you.
He ain't a bad kitty. He's a good kitty.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...
Ow! It bit me!
-You're stupid. -[chuckles]
[Amy] I have a strong feeling it's a Siamese cat.
For some reason, I feel like it's Siamese.
Okay.
I thought it was me, like, my... like,
my eyes are playing tricks on me and stuff,
and you're like...
The cat, Tater Wedge!
Eww.
-[chuckling] Yeah. -Yeah.
I was pregnant at the time, okay [bleep]
[chuckles]
That's my logic. [chuckles]
[Tammy] I have a lot of good and bad memories here.
[Amy] Like so much happened in a few little years.
We went and...
got you approved for surgery.
[Amy] I got married.
-You had your surgery. -Right.
And this is also where I became a mom.
Hey, YouTube. It's me, Amy. Guess what?
This really is a dream come true.
It's a boy.
It's got a little tinker-tinker.
[chuckles softly]
What do you know about childbirth?
[rhythmic breathing]
[woman laughs]
I'm gonna have you put that ball right in there.
[Amy speaking]
Eww.
You try turning over and not showing your cooter
when you're 5,000 months pregnant.
-Lord. -[chuckles]
I'm thankful for this house.
It helped us grow the people we are today.
Yeah.
Just to, kind of, redeem myself
'cause I couldn't do it the first time,
and I know I can this time.
[Amy speaking]
[Tammy] The last time I was out of breath, on oxygen,
I think a walker...
[Misty] I need to start putting mailboxes closer to the house.
[panting] I know.
[panting]
I need to sit down.
[coughs]
[breathing heavily]
[pleasant music playing]
[Tammy] Now it's like nothing.
I don't feel like I'm gasping for air. I don't--
[Amy speaking]
[Tammy] Right.
[Chris] How are y'all guys doing?
[Chris] You know, this is just one chapter in your life.
And as people grow, you know, it's just like a book.
You know, Amy, you left this chapter
and started to one at your new house.
[Tammy] Even after you moved,
I still carried on here for a little while.
And shortly after that, you went to rehab.
You go up there with... an open mind, an open soul
and absorb all the knowledge they throw at you.
Be a sponge.
Bitch,
I don't need to be a sponge.
That's why I'm so big.
[all laughing]
Just don't soak up the food. Just... soak up the knowledge.
Tammy, I want you to know I love you.
And I know you've got it this time.
You know, they say, "Three time's the charm."
Well, you're gonna prove 'em wrong and say,
"It's gonna happen in two times."
[grunting]
-Bye! -Bye.
[Amy] Bye!
[Chris] It's always good to go back
and think about what was back in the past.
But there's a reason why it's in the past.
So let's continue with this road trip
and get in this warm van.
[Amy] Let's get out of here.
Do you want some more of them gummies, or you want some these?
Gummies.
I'll just put a couple in my mouth and hand it back.
[chuckles]
[coughing]
You... Are you all right?
-[coughing] -[Tammy speaking]
She's chocking.
[coughing]
[Tammy speaking]
Did it go down wrong?
I almost died.
[Tammy laughing]
I've never been in a tractor, so...
[Misty] Oh, you wanna ride with me?
You got the bitch seat. Come on.
[Amanda] I'm praying for you.
[laughing]
-Long time no see. -[Tammy] Yeah.
This is us coming back here
to redeem ourselves.
-[Ronnie] Awesome. -[Chris] Good job.
[Amanda] That is awesome.
[theme music playing]
[Amanda] Man! Where the hell is Chris at?
He was supposed to [bleep] pick us up.
I don't know. But next time we're parking closer.
Next time, I'll bring my own [bleep] ride.
[country music playing]
[Chris] We're gonna have to make a pit stop...
here in a minute.
We gotta pick up these hikers?
[Chris] Yeah. It looks like it.
And y'all know y'all too old and too ugly to be hiking.
[Amanda] [bleep] don't you know
royalty is getting in this car?
So, what are we doing today?
I'm just here...
-Me too. -...for the snacks.
We're gonna go back to some very meaningful places of our childhood,
and a lot of places that we just enjoy being.
-All right. -Mmm-mmm.
Okay, here we go. In, I am.
Ow! [bleep] me!
That hurt, didn't it?
[grunting] No!
I can't take y'all nowhere. What the hell?
-I was just... -Well, nothing broke.
-It just happened. -I was just trying to fix the back of it.
-Okay. You can turn the heat down. -[indistinct chatter]
-It is a down. -[Misty] Son of a bitch!
[Amanda] Whoo! It's roasting up in here.
[Chris] I got the air on 60, y'all.
-Seriously? -Goddamn! My [bleep] bitch!
[Misty laughing] Jesus!
Y'all remember that time y'all were going down to Atlanta?
Tammy and Michael was driving.
-Oh, gosh! -[Amanda] Your ass was in the seat of the floor,
-and you... -Oh! That's when he slammed on the brakes
and she comes shooting up the seats.
That cloud looks like a drumstick.
You hungry.
-[brakes screech] -[yelps]
[Tammy groaning] Oh, God!
[Amy] Tammy?
-[Tammy laughing] -[Amy] Good job!
-You all right? -Yeah.
[all laughing]
Somebody said...
Is that the reason why he did that?
He was paying attention to the cloud,
and damn near rear ended the car in front of him.
It's physics, people.
[Amanda] So since we're out and about gallivanting,
let's go to Dad's.
Yeah, let's go check on him.
Dad is Jesse Odom.
We, kind of, adopted each other when we were younger.
[Amanda] Thirty years. 30 plus now.
How many years has it been?
-[Misty] 36. -[Amanda] Thirty six years?
Thirty-six years that man has been our dad.
[Amanda] He, definitely, taught me how a dad should be.
Well, I can tell you what he taught me.
How to drive the combine, tractor and slop hogs.
Castrate hogs, Misty. Don't forget.
[Misty] Yeah, I forgot about that. I'm good at castrating.
-Ask him. -[Chris] Goddamn!
[chuckles]
Misty can castrate pigs?
I didn't know that, actually.
-I didn't either. -[Tammy chuckles softly]
I'm sorry. I'm straight,
but I still don't wanna touch those kind of [bleep]
I'd have to agree.
[laughs]
-But... -I am not a doctor.
I am not...
Hey, Dad.
Oh, you know, same old [bleep] different day.
[both laughing]
[sighs]
Good to see you kids.
-Hey. -Hey, baby.
Sweetie pie.
-Love you. -[Tammy] I love you.
[belches] Excuse me.
[Chris] Y'all go ahead and pull your chairs up close. I don't bite.
[Tammy] I feel like I'm doing the hokey pokey.
[Chris and Amanda] Don't turn yourself around.
-Well, you have, haven't you? -[Tammy chuckles]
[Jesse speaking]
-[Amanda] Mmm-hmm. -Oh, my God. It's so good.
[Kaye speaking]
When she was little, she was just about this tall
-about this broad... -[Tammy chuckling]
...and solid as the Rock of Gibraltar.
-When she hit you... -[Amanda] It's like running into a wall.
[all laughing]
That was so cute.
[Misty] Well, Dad, we were out and about and...
we just decided to stop here.
We always enjoyed it out here.
This is home.
No.
[Kaye] She came running up the steps and sat down there and...
she said, "I'm just sick and tired
of these women coming around here,
taking his car and his house and his money." [chuckles]
And I said, "Well, Misty, I have my own house,
and my own car and my own money.
I don't need any of it."
-I was mean as hell. I ain't gonna lie. -[all chuckling]
[Chris] You know, Misty wasn't the only one, back in the day,
with an attitude.
Dad, do you remember when you gave Amy the business?
[Jesse] You mean when she was little?
-[Chris] Yeah! -[Misty] Yeah, that, "Don't piss me off."
Oh, God! She was kind of being a little smart aleck and...
I went over to her and she says...
I said, "Honey, you don't worry about me pissing you off.
You worry about you pissing me off, and you done done it."
[Misty speaking]
[chuckles softly]
And it took everything I had to keep from laughing.
[laughing]
I don't remember that happening.
I mean, it does sound like something I would do at that age, yeah.
I was also going around those, "Sons of bitches."
[chuckles softly]
"Y'all sons of bitches are pissing me off."
[chuckles]
[Misty] You were a royal pain in the butt when you were little.
[Amanda] She is royalty, you know?
We have, way back, a great grandfather
that was a knight.
And to be a knight back then, you had to have some royal blood somewhere.
-[Jesse] You're kidding. -So we're royal [bleep] Dad, rightfully.
[all laughing]
[Tammy speaking]
[woman] What brings you here today?
[Amy] Well, we came here today because we are in London.
We wanted to do a family photo.
I wanna dress up as a knight...
-in armor. -[woman] As a knight?
-Yes. -[Amanda] Can we dress... Can we dress up as ladies?
I'll see what I've got.
Ooh, that's pretty.
[amusing music playing]
Chris wants to live his knight life.
And the only way he gonna do that is go cosplay.
He wants to be King Arthur in his court.
You let him live his roundtable moment.
[Chris] And that wasn't even the coolest thing we found out.
The knight's grandson was a pilot
-on the Mayflower that came over. -You're kidding.
He might have.
[all laughing]
Anything's possible, you know?
Yeah. We could have had some...
robbers and thieves.
We could have been, um,
related to that one guy, and, uh...
-that killed everybody. -The Ripper?
-Yeah. Yeah. -Jack?
Who knows?
[Kaye] Amy...
No, my boys would have... playing with the damn tractor.
Well, you know, Dad actually taught me
how to drive a tractor.
Misty, do you even think you can get up on it now?
No. That one's a lot prettier than the one he had.
Well, Dad's got bougie in his old age. It's okay.
[all laughing]
-Bougie. -Bougie.
Yeah, Bougie! You know, uppity bougie.
Oh!
[Tammy] I've never been in a tractor, so...
[Misty] Oh, you wanna ride with me?
You got the bitch seat. Come on.
[Amanda] I don't even know if Tammy can get up there.
Misty, can you even get up there?
[Misty] [bleep] Dad needed this here
the other day when I was here.
[Amanda] We can't help it that you never grew up.
[Misty speaking]
[Tammy speaking]
[all laughing]
There you go.
[Tammy] I wanted to get in the tractor
because I've never been in a tractor,
and I've always, kind of, wanted to.
I mean, we are from Kentucky.
Where's Corn Capital?
[Amy speaking]
What?
Oh! Iowa, oh!
I thought that was taters, too.
Amy wants a potato.
Iowa potato.
[Tammy speaking]
-[Misty] All right. We ready? -[Tammy] Yeah.
I'm praying for you.
[all laughing]
-Now, you ready to go? -Yeah.
-[country music playing] -[Tammy chuckles]
Whoo!
[Amy speaking]
And I told him I wasn't going very damn fast in it
'cause I don't wanna have an accident.
[chuckles softly]
-I'd be afraid of hitting something. -[chuckles softly]
[Chris] Change to second gear!
I think that's the slowest Misty's ever drove anything...
She can't get that damn gear. That's the only gear she knows how to get it in.
[all laughing]
Back when I was a kid,
this was fun as hell.
-[Misty] Yeah. -[Tammy speaking]
[Jesse speaking]
To be honest, she got up in that tractor
easier than we did on that double-decker bus in London.
-You got both the poles... -[Tammy] Yeah.
...to hold onto.
All right.
This is one chance of a lifetime. Come on.
[Amanda] You got it, Tammy. You got it.
[Tammy] I can't. It's too...
It's too much. It's too high.
[Chris] Come on. You can do this.
Come on [bleep]
All right.
[Tammy] I almost let my fears get the best of me.
But with Chris's help, I made it to the top.
I need more confidence in myself 'cause...
literally, I can do stuff that I don't think I can.
So who knows what else I can do next?
[Misty] All right. Let's wind this up and park it.
Oh [bleep] Dad. Oh [bleep]
Oh!
Whoa! Whoa!
Sorry.
[chuckles]
[Amy farts] Excuse me.
Amy just farted.
It sure sounded like it.
-[farts] -[all laughing]
[Chris speaking]
[Misty speaking]
It slipped.
It didn't slip.
She blew your ass a kiss.
[all laughing]
[Chris speaking]
[Misty yelping] Son of a bitch!
[screaming]
Dad, he's gonna tip over and fall.
Dad, he's gonna drop me, and I'm gonna kill him.
[all laughing]
-I hope that hurts your back. Damn it. -[dog barking]
Yeah.
That was fun.
[Amanda] Well, Dad, I really appreciate you letting us stop by and...
you know, share these moments with you.
Good to see you. Good to have you here,
and you're always welcome.
-[Chris] Thank you, Dad. -[Kaye] Good to see y'all.
[Amy] We're going back to that [bleep] junkyard?
Ladies first. You went first the first time we were here.
[Amy] I ain't gonna lie.
I was trying to be happy,
but trying to hide the pain, too.
I'm just, kind of, shocked, okay?
[theme music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
[Chris belching]
That sounded healthy.
I feel better.
-[Chris] Amen. -Hey, I've adopted that attitude, too.
You just gotta watch the other end.
-Sometimes it leaks. -[chuckling] Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Well, it's a [bleep]
Well...
I ain't leaking today. Damn it!
Not today?
She's wearing her Depends.
[all laughing]
[bleep]
That's what we're gonna get you for Christmas.
Do you really wanna go there?
You damn right. I will wrap it up and everything for you.
-That's fine. -Mmm-hmm.
It's worth it.
-It will be worth it! -Hey!
Them bras, you know, that has the tassels hanging from the nipples.
That way he can swing 'em when he walks. [chuckles softly]
Oh, Lord have mercy.
Bright Pink!
-[snickering] -[Amanda] Anyway, where are we going now?
[Chris] We're going to the junkyard, baby.
[Amy] Oh [bleep]
We're going back to that [bleep] junkyard?
It's a memory that I want to be buried in the past.
[Misty] I'm excited to see where we are now, y'all.
Least, we ain't got to worry about the scale telling us,
"One person at a time, please! Damn it!"
[Amy] Man! Last time I've been to this junkyard,
I felt like...
complete trash, like the size of a tractor.
[dramatic music playing]
[whirring]
-Hi. -[Amy and Tammy] Hello.
I hear you ladies are here to weigh.
-Yes, sir. -Yeah.
We're trying to get gastric bypass surgery, and...
[Tammy speaking]
Absolutely.
We'd be glad to help you.
I have, absolutely, never weighed someone like this before.
The craziest thing we've ever weighed through here
was a coffin.
Oh, my God. Here we go.
-I'm taking my hoodie off. -[Misty groans]
-All right. -[Misty] What are you stripping now?
[Tammy] Listen here, ho. Why are you judging me?
You took all your [bleep] off.
Long time no see.
-[Amy] Right. -[Tammy] Yeah.
How y'all doing?
-[Amy] Good. How are you? -Been good.
Now we brought the whole doggone family.
I see that.
Good moral support.
Ladies first. You went first the first time we were here.
[Amy speaking]
406.
[melancholy music playing]
[Amy] Seeing that number on the scale,
just made my heart drop.
[suspenseful music playing]
249.
-That's great. -Way to go, bitch.
[Amanda] A job well done, Amy.
[Chris] Good job, Amy.
I'm just, kind of, shocked, okay?
I ain't gonna lie.
The day we weighed in at the junkyard,
I was trying to be happy,
but trying to hide the pain, too,
'cause I gained weight recently.
It was the holidays.
I was having... making memories with my kids,
and I ate too much junk food.
You still lost 150 lbs.
-And now-- -That's great.
Like, you still should be proud of yourself.
-Yeah. -And you can always get back on track.
Right. Now that the holidays are over,
it's now my chance to amp it up
and stop making those, kind of, memories with the boys
and start getting healthier...
memories. [chuckles]
Let me show you how to do it.
-All right, Tammy. -"Let me show you how to do it."
[Tammy speaking]
[Misty speaking]
[Tammy] Wait! I think I had to pull up my pants
the last time I got on this scale.
I, definitely, do not want to get on that scale.
Honestly, I just wanted to leave.
605.
[melancholy music playing]
[Tammy speaking]
[sighs]
[suspenseful music playing]
-[Ronnie] 216. Awesome! -[Chris] Good job.
-[Amanda] That is awesome. -[Chris] Hell, yeah. Good job.
Dude, I weighs 216.
Like I told you, I was proud of you [bleep]
I know people have said that stuff about me...
And I'm like, "No, that's not the case."
I'm proud [bleep] of you.
I'm proud of myself. [chuckles softly]
All right, chickens.
[Amanda] I, actually, was very thin growing up.
I started having kids.
So, throughout time, lots of wrong eating.
I mean, just a conundrum of [bleep]
I got up to be almost 400 lbs.
[Ronnie] 227.
-Great. -[Misty] Cool.
I'm okay with that.
-[farts] -Oh, my God!
-[all laughing] -[Misty speaking]
Let her know!
I thought you said you weren't leaking out your ass today.
[Misty] At my heaviest,
I weighed right around 232.
[Ronnie] 167.
Misty, what was even before?
[Misty] I weighed 232.
[Amanda] Good job, Misty.
Your turn, Chris.
No!
[suspenseful music playing]
[Chris] From the time I was 13 till now,
I've been at least 100 lbs. overweight.
So I've been obese most of my life.
-[Ronnie] 268 -Oh, wow.
[all laughing]
-I have an idea. -[Chris] What's that?
So it can really tell us, "One person at a time."
-Yeah. -[all laughing]
[Amanda] All right.
[pensive music playing]
[Tammy] Damn!
-1127. -[Amanda laughing] Hey!
1127.
-[Chris] Yeah. -[Tammy] Yeah.
We're not the 1000-lb sisters anymore.
We're the 1000-lb family.
-[chuckles softly] -Considering there's five of us,
hell yeah. I'll take that.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
[both laughing]
[Amanda] Man! I'm ready for a snack.
I know we just weighed,
but [bleep]
-[all laughing] -[indistinct chatter]
How y'all feeling about revisiting the high school?
I'm thankful that none of my teachers will be there.
I think.
I know I had you in class.
-No. -[Nelson] Okay. All right.
[theme music playing]
[country music playing]
[Tammy] How y'all feeling about...
I'm thankful that none of my teachers will be there.
I think.
I know all the teachers I had have retired.
I had a lot of teachers...
Coach hated me 'cause that [bleep] wouldn't wear deodorant,
and I could smell his ass.
And one day I asked him if he was allergic to deodorant
and got detention for it.
[laughs]
Amanda and him got into it several hundred times.
Big and bad, and so the first day I get to school,
he came out, looked at me in the face and goes,
"I don't like you. You're trouble."
And I'm like, "I don't [bleep] know you.
-How dare you?" -[both chuckle]
Look. I went up against him. I was like...
I could be like Tammy.
He goes, "I can tell you're not, right there."
[chuckles]
[laughs]
My favorite subject was choir.
And then, I liked history.
But high school wasn't all that good to me.
[Chris] I mean, most of the time,
I was cool with just about everybody in school.
If you treated me with respect, I'd treat you with respect.
So it didn't matter.
I was very sarcastic.
You still are.
[Misty] Not near as bad as I used to be.
[Amy] Tammy was friends with everybody.
I was the class clown. I was the goof ball.
[Tammy] I was super-freaking shy, quiet,
still kind of inert, but...
Y'all thought we were stupid when we made our first YouTube channel
-and started talking about it, and [bleep] -I didn't think you was crazy.
I just did not understand what the hell you were trying to do.
First of all, I didn't know what the hell a YouTube was
when you girls started talking about YouTube.
Me either.
About six years ago, we decided to start making YouTube videos.
-Hi, y'all. -Hi, y'all. [chuckles softly]
-It's Amy... -And Tammy.
That's my sister.
That is my sister.
We started our YouTube channels
just a way to meet people
because we in [bleep] Kentucky.
We don't have no friends.
[laughs]
When I do my YouTube channel, it revolves around makeup.
Just dirty up yourself.
Make it look cute.
-DIYs, cooking... - [Tammy] Reviews or games, challenges.
And now we have over 134,000 subscribers.
Bye, YouTubees.
-Subscribe! -Subscribe!
[upbeat music playing]
[Amy] Y'all ready for this?
[Misty] I was just out here a couple of years ago with my kids.
[Chris speaking]
Hey, excuse me. Do you guys have a visitor's pass?
[all] Do we need one?
No, you don't need one.
How are you guys?
What are you doing in Union County High school?
You wanna come back? See, we always tell you.
After you graduate, everybody wants to come back to high school.
Amanda, she can't wait to come back.
[Amanda] No. I did 10 years. I ain't doing no more.
That's right. I know, right?
[all laughing]
I know I had you in class.
-[Amy] No. -Okay. All right.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. I do the same thing,
-and they're my sisters. It's okay. -Thank you.
Well, it's still the same.
Nothing's really changed since you've been here.
So help yourself, and y'all be good.
Behave.
-Especially you. -Hey!
Be good or be good at it.
I was always good at hiding what I did.
[Amy] I don't think these floors ever changed.
I think one of my favorite things about high school
was the little square pizzas they used to serve in the cafeteria.
Man! Pizza day was the bomb.
Then... and there were french fries.
[Chris speaking]
-[Tammy] Okay. Eh... -[all laughing]
[Tammy speaking]
This was always the place that you would get embarrassed, though.
-People would trip you and... -Mmm-hmm.
-Throw money at me. -High school was a lot different back then
than what it is now.
I've been overweight all my life.
Kids in school were very mean.
They would push me, call me names.
By 20 years old,
I weighed about 500 lbs.
People bullied me. So I kept to myself.
[Amanda] Definitely, thankful to be past all that [bleep] now.
[Amy] That was my old locker.
This was pottery class where I had pottery.
[all laughing]
That, right there.
He didn't like me too much.
-He didn't like me-- -I was mean to him.
I was... I was a smart mouth.
You were always in trouble for your mouth...
-[Amanda] Well, listen-- -[Misty]...at school and at home.
We really couldn't afford sports, you know?
Like, we stayed in detention more than anything.
[laughs]
It's funny the way, you know,
when you sit back and think about
what you thought you was gonna do in high school.
Misty, what did you wanna be when you were in high school?
-Racecar driver. -A racecar driver?
And you wonder why you got tickets and [bleep]
You've had more than me.
[all laughing]
I wanted to do stuff for kids,
but I still have time.
You still do. You absolutely do.
And that's... that's a reality more for you now than ever.
[bleep] I just wanted to be a mom.
And now look at me.
I wanted to be a lawyer.
I know, man.
-You wanted to be a farmer in high school? -Mmm-hmm.
-Never made it. -[all laughing]
Going back to high school was like...
us slapping our haters in the face like our...
Ta-da!
We made something of ourselves.
You think we would die in our own fatness.
We were close.
[both chuckle]
Girl, you're about to lose your drawers.
[Tammy] I know. Why are you judging me?
Bitch, I got two pairs of pants on.
Please.
-[bleep] -[chuckles softly]
[chuckling] Yeah.
[laughing]
[Tammy] His is Titanic.
[all laughing]
[theme music playing]
[Tammy] All right, y'all. Let's end this day
on an even better note, and go to the boat ramp.
It's at the Shawneetown Bridge and across the...
-on the Kentucky side. -[Chris] Yes.
Water has always, kind of, centered me
not to just swim, just looking at it,
and it's peaceful there.
It's my happy place.
That's great, Tammy. Thank you.
Tammy, you remember we tried to light those lanterns.
-Yes. -It was so windy. We could barely light it.
Don't burn... Don't burn me.
-Don't burn me. -[Tammy] Don't burn me.
[Amy] Don't burn her.
Burn her! Burn her!
-[Tammy] What [bleeping] -Am I doing this right or wrong?
[Tammy] I don't know.
[amusing music playing]
Tammy...
I can't see.
How do you do this?
-[Tammy] There's one. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
-Oh! Looking bad! -Heard.
The damn wind.
Sorry.
-Okay. -[Tammy] Ready?
One, two, three.
-No! No! -[both chuckle]
-There's smoke. -There it goes.
Bye, Caleb.
This is awkward.
-Get off me! -[Tammy chuckles]
Well, this time I got the kind you light...
So it's not one that goes up in the air.
Oh, okay.
[upbeat music playing]
[Misty] Somebody got a lighter?
[Amanda] Well, Amy's got a lighter.
-You got another extra one or... -I gave it to Chris.
Okay.
[Chris] Well, y'all, let's get it started.
[Amanda] There it goes.
[Misty] I'll go next.
So we are starting into a new year.
So I think I'm gonna...
go with, "Out with the old, in with the new."
New me.
I'm gonna let go of all the bad stuff,
and all the good stuff and step into...
my calling,
and do what I gotta do
for me and my babies,
whatever it takes.
Out with the old relationships.
[Tammy speaking]
with my weight loss.
I had to let go of Caleb,
and I know everybody's beside me,
and I just wanna keep making everybody proud.
[pleasant music playing]
[Tammy speaking]
-[Chris] Amen. -[Tammy speaking]
[sniffles]
[laughing] Yeah.
-[all laughing] -His is Titanic.
[all laughing]
-[Tammy] His is stinking. -[Amy] [bleep] Where?
-[Tammy] His is Titanic. -[Chris] It's weight is not 200,
-but it's going down. -[Amy] One, two, three, four, five.
-Why is our three just up here? -[indistinct chatter]
It's never letting go!
Misty and [bleep] Chris is way out there.
-They always leave us bitches behind. -[Chris] That's good aim.
[Amy] Oh! The sun's hurting my eyes.
-All right, guys. -When you're ready,
we can head on that... that way.
[Tammy] It was great going down memory lane.
Nobody killed each other.
-Oh, yeah. -So it turned out to be a great day.
[Chris] I enjoyed this road trip that we've done.
[Tammy] Honestly, like, this has been rewarding
'cause I think it's brought us back
closer as a family.
[Amy] That was fun,
but it's time to get back to reality.
To new adventures.
We still got a lot of time
and a lot of life to live, y'all.
Our stories is not over yet.
It's just beginning.
God willing, in the creek don't rise.
[Amanda laughing]
[music concludes]