1 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:06,673 Good evening, I'm Randall Park. 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,633 The primaries are over and the nominees 3 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:11,470 for the 2032 U. S. presidential race are set. 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:14,014 And one name... 5 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,099 you may have heard before. 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:19,061 Candidate Dwayne Johnson has wasted no time 7 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,646 hitting the campaign trail 8 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,315 with his No Muss, No Fuss bus tour, 9 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:26,860 traveling cross-country to talk to American voters. 10 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,240 I'll get the upstairs. 11 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,701 And show that he's one of them. 12 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,329 Wow. 13 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,122 It's about as big as Kevin Hart's ego. 14 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,877 But that level of fame also has its downside. 15 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,547 Dwayne Johnson's success is being used against him 16 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:47,589 by his critics. 17 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:49,716 They say he's lived the cushy Hollywood life 18 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,177 for so long, he can't relate to the struggles 19 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,137 of the average American. Randall, 20 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,681 that couldn't be further from the truth. 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,726 I have had one hell of a life, but I wasn't born into it. 22 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,396 I've had to work very hard for everything that's come my way. 23 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,899 There's still so much that I have to share with the world. 24 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,442 Hmm, I'm surprised to hear you say that 25 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,902 because you're such an open person. 26 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,446 Well, I try to be as open and as real as I can. 27 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,448 For example, people don't know that every time 28 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,118 I open the fridge, I still gotta... 29 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,287 you know. 30 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,746 Can you do it? You want me to do it? 31 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:20,789 I'm begging you to do it. 32 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,916 Are the people ready? They are not ready, 33 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,418 but they need to see it. 34 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,544 Well, every time I open the fridge, 35 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,088 I've gotta say, "Can you tell... 36 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:30,841 llll... 37 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,845 that the Rock is hungry?" 38 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,555 Oh, yeah. 39 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,140 I do that too. 40 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,391 You're a wild man. 41 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:41,226 So, as you can see, Randall, there's still so much 42 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,728 that I haven't told anyone. 43 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:43,729 Stories about my life 44 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,190 that I haven't been ready to share until now. 45 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,692 - You can't tell because I used to be an actor, 46 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,485 so I'm skilled at hiding my emotions, 47 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,654 but I'm on the edge of my seat. 48 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,323 I can tell. You're a hell of an actor. 49 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,824 Oh. True. 50 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,828 You know, Randall, to understand me, 51 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,788 you gotta understand where I came from. 52 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,544 I was born into a wrestling family. 53 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,505 Your dad was wrestling superstar Rocky Johnson. 54 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,424 The "Soul Man" Rocky Johnson. 55 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,967 That was him. Yeah! 56 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,303 The crowd is in an uproar. 57 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,804 There he goes! 58 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,765 Mom, listen to this crowd. 59 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,183 Dad is over. 60 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,684 He is. They love him. 61 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,312 My mother's father was the legendary 62 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:29,107 Samoan wrestler, "High Chief" Peter Maivia. 63 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,943 Wrestling is in my blood. 64 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,614 Rocky hits him with a dropkick. 65 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,782 Yes, Rocky! 66 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,826 Oh, the Samoan is in trouble now. 67 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,995 He's done, he's done! 68 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:45,248 And Rocky Johnson is the winner tonight. 69 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,002 Rocky! Rocky! 70 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,545 You know, being a kid growing up 71 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,255 in the world of professional wrestling, 72 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,133 I learned a lot of stuff very early on in life. 73 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,219 Sign my chest? I'll sign your chest. 74 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,387 Ah, no, you won't. 75 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,888 Thank you. 76 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,684 I won't be signing any chests, but how about an arm? 77 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,229 Is this Carl Weathers? 78 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,274 But, at the same time, I was also 79 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,819 just a regular little boy. 80 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,658 And I idolized my dad. 81 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,537 Dad, how come our car is nicer than where we're staying? 82 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,622 'Cause the fans don't drive home with us, do they? 83 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,624 They need to see me leave the arena in style. 84 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,292 That's called working the gimmick. 85 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,753 Hmm, interesting. Cars, the clothes, 86 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,006 the jewelry--they need to think who I am inside the ring 87 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,591 is who I am outside the ring. 88 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,260 That's why we can't hang out in public 89 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,678 with Uncle Iron Sheik. 90 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,012 That's right. And get this: 91 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:44,641 one day, you work the gimmick hard enough, it'll become real. 92 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,560 It will? Sure will. 93 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:49,062 Soon, our house will be as nice as our car. 94 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,439 Then I gotta buy a better car. 95 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,066 Ooh, red one? You know I love red. 96 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,360 I know you like red. 97 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,614 Hey. I'm gonna get changed. 98 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,450 We'll go to your grandma's so I can get paid, 99 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,576 then I'll take us out to dinner. 100 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,286 A quick stop at my mom's. 101 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,787 Yeah, yeah, I know. 102 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,335 Hey, get your buns in here. 103 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,713 Hey, boys. Hey! 104 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,673 Yo. 105 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,593 Uh, Grandma? 106 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,095 What's wrong with your dog again? 107 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:24,055 It's a belly tumor, but don't worry. 108 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,098 It's benign. 109 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,726 Is that mushroom looking one new? 110 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,936 Go shake everyone's hand, Dewey. 111 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,607 Junk Yard Dog, great match tonight. 112 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,986 Let me see how fast you are. 113 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,821 Oh, that's quick. 114 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,323 Damn, kid. 115 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,699 Hi, Uncle Afa. Hi, Uncle Sika. 116 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,117 Hey. 117 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,664 I hated you guys tonight. Great job. 118 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:50,999 Dewey. 119 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,043 - Who wants a margarita? 120 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,757 - I make with almost all triple sec. 121 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,092 - Shake it, baby! - Dewey baby, 122 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,469 are you old enough to drink yet? 123 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,137 - I'll drink it for him. 124 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,647 - Hey! 125 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,444 - Anyone want to play cards? - Yes. 126 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,072 - Hell, yes. - Yeah, I'll take your money. 127 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,407 - Hey, babe, you don't mind if we order food here, right? 128 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,909 - We were just gonna do a quick in and out. 129 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,161 - Please, Mom? I want to hang with the guys. 130 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,080 - Ah, that's my boy. 131 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,207 - Hey, and, after, I promise we'll get some ice cream. 132 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,626 - Okay. - You wanna play Belote? 133 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,169 - And it wasn't just my dad. 134 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,547 I was surrounded by people working the gimmick. 135 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,882 - I worked a match in Detroit with Playboy Bobby Riggs. 136 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,426 Ton of talent, man. Terrible body. 137 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,970 - He looked like a loaf of bread, huh? 138 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,347 - Bobby Riggs is funny guy. Like the Burt Reynolds. 139 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,890 - No, he's gotta work the gimmick. 140 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,894 Wild Samoans, André the Giant, "Soul Man" Rocky Johnson. 141 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,980 - You can have all the skill of the world, right? 142 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,439 But if the audience don't buy your look-- 143 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,774 - You'll never get over. 144 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,943 - His beige trunks aren't doing him any favors. 145 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,572 - How's your girlfriend doing? - Not so great. 146 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,198 She stabbed me. 147 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:09,494 - I've come a long way from when Peter--miss you, Peter. 148 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:10,829 Love you, High Chief-- 149 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,914 from when he first took me to his matches. 150 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,083 I thought he was really getting hurt. 151 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,376 Aah! 152 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:19,212 - Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia! 153 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,590 I bet the crowd loved it. 154 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:22,966 Now that's a shoot. 155 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,926 - I don't get why there's so many rules. 156 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,304 It's all fake anyway. 157 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,643 What happened? 158 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,206 - Does this feel fake? 159 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,000 Then it's not fake. 160 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,169 You never use the F word. 161 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,295 Comprends? 162 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,714 - Yes. - Good. 163 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,008 Now we hug. 164 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,218 Huh? 165 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,720 - I did not raise him like that. 166 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,804 - That's your boy. - I'm so sorry. 167 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,140 That's your boy. - Your move. 168 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,600 - Let's go. 169 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,978 - Slight change of plans. 170 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,105 I'm gonna go grab drinks with the guys. 171 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,690 - I knew we shouldn't have stopped here. 172 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,275 - It's just André's thinking 173 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,652 about investing in this tiki bar, 174 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,070 and he wants us to check it out. 175 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,905 - I want you all to be honest with me. 176 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,074 - You promised Dewey you'd take him for ice cream, Rocky. 177 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,533 - Dewey will be fine. 178 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,410 Hey, Dewey. 179 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,330 Daddy's got to go take care of some business 180 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,956 with André and the guys. 181 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,750 So we're gonna have to rain check on that ice cream. 182 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:39,918 - Can I go with you? 183 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,212 - I'm sorry, buddy. It's adult stuff. 184 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,131 But hey, ice cream for breakfast tomorrow. 185 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,676 I'll see you later. 186 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,678 I love you. - Love you too. 187 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,055 - Okay. - Bye. 188 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,518 Hey, come on. Let's go. 189 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,145 You ready to go? - Mom, why doesn't Dad 190 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,689 let me do anything with him? 191 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,029 Can you keep a secret? 192 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,573 I told your dad I wouldn't tell you, but... 193 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,784 the president called earlier today. 194 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,662 Now, he can't talk about it or give any details, 195 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,207 but it's big, and no one can know. 196 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,501 - Like in "Shogun Warriors"? 197 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,961 - Mm-hmm. 198 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,295 - Whoa. 199 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,214 Does Grandma know? - No. 200 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:29,884 So let's not mention anything when we go for ice cream, okay? 201 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,137 - Okay. - Good boy, go get your shoes. 202 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,181 - Grandma, we're going for ice cream. 203 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,059 - So even though my dad clearly had flaws, 204 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,937 when I was that little boy, he was still my hero. 205 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,273 - Well, it seems like your mom helped with that. 206 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,025 In her own way, she was working the gimmick too, 207 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,818 but for your benefit. - That's right. 208 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,029 Working the gimmick was how my family lived, 209 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,072 and we all embraced it. As a matter fact, 210 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,825 it was working the gimmick that eventually led to me stealing. 211 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,535 - Stop! Can we stop? 212 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,328 I don't know if we should be going down this road. 213 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,622 - It's okay, Sandy. And I told you I gonna get 214 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,416 very real with this thing, Randall. 215 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,084 - Yeah, Sandy. - Oh, my God. 216 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,003 - Okay, can we lock the set down, please? 217 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,302 - So I'm gonna get real. And the real is 218 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,803 working the gimmick led to me 219 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,972 doing some pretty bad . 220 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,683 I'm sorry, Randall, can I say that? 221 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,560 - It's not very presidential, but it. 222 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,688 - That's my guy. You know, back then, 223 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,899 I wanted people to see me in a certain way, 224 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,151 and I did whatever had to to make that happen. 225 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,662 - Need any help finding anything? 226 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,414 - Nah, nothing's really catching my eye. 227 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,624 Thanks, though. 228 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,045 - Was it wrong? Yeah, it was wrong. 229 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,421 But, honestly, who among us hasn't done 230 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,881 a little five-finger boost, huh? 231 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,342 - Right. Or a little credit card fraud. 232 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,864 - You must be rich. 233 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,741 Yeah. 234 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,454 - What's your name again? 235 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,124 - Tomas. 236 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,794 - Tomas? 237 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,087 Why'd you say your name was Tomas? 238 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,256 - 'Cause it sounds way cooler than Dwayne. 239 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,258 Look, new school, new name. 240 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,717 And now that I look rich, 241 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,636 I'm finally getting attention from girls, 242 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,429 like Karen from algebra. 243 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,182 - Big hair Karen? - Fine-ass Karen. 244 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,101 The one who front-knots her PE shirt. 245 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,352 - Oh! 246 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,397 - I couldn't get the security tag thing off, 247 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,483 so I banged it with a rock, and all this ink exploded out. 248 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,443 - Just tell people you spilled your blueberry wine. 249 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,112 - Hmm. 250 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,280 Anyway. 251 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,616 The best part is Karen invited me to a party tonight. 252 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,952 - So life is good, huh? - It is. 253 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,371 - Well, it's not gonna last. Fine-ass Karen aside, 254 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,039 the reason why these girls haven't been giving you 255 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,208 the time of day isn't 'cause you look poor. 256 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,210 It's 'cause you look like a undercover cop. 257 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,254 Like Johnny Depp from "21 Jump Street." 258 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,383 - No one thinks that. - Dwayne, everyone thinks that. 259 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,469 He's looking at me. 260 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,471 He's a cop, like Johnny Depp. 261 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,473 - I'm 15! 262 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,185 - You have a full mustache, and you're bigger than a dad. 263 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187 You look like you work at a auto parts store. 264 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,271 - Whatever, man. 265 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,982 None of that matters now that I got a girl into me. 266 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,319 - Yeah, but that girl thinks you're rich, and you're not. 267 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,529 And you ain't fooling anybody riding the bus. 268 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,837 - Hey, baby. How was school? 269 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,173 - When is Dad getting back with the car? 270 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,175 - When the wrestling convention is over. 271 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,010 He's getting paid to sign autographs. 272 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,179 We could use the money. - We could also use the car. 273 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,014 I'm boxing pizzas after school. 274 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,099 You're cleaning houses, like, five towns away, 275 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,351 and we both have to take the bus. 276 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,894 - What's wrong with taking the bus? 277 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,354 There was a man sitting across from me 278 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,773 playing the flute yesterday. It was beautiful. 279 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,858 - Karen will think I'm poor if she sees me riding the bus. 280 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,193 - Who's Karen? 281 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,819 - Can't we just get another car? 282 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,072 Look, I got some money saved. I can get us one. 283 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,449 - How much money? - $103. 284 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,077 - Dewey, you won't be able to get a car for that. 285 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,995 But you know what you could do? 286 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,164 - Borrow the other 16,000 from you? 287 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,082 - No. 288 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,042 You could help us with groceries and bills. 289 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,418 - Karen doesn't care about that stuff. 290 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,921 - Who's Karen? - She's a pretty girl I like. 291 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,214 - That's what you care about? 292 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,590 Your priorities are out of whack, Dewey. 293 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,468 - Fine. Can you at least cosign on a credit card for me? 294 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,387 I mean, it doesn't even have to be a good one. 295 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,597 It can be from Strawbridge & Clothier. 296 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,060 - I'm desperate, man. 297 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,770 I've called every ad in the paper. 298 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,730 Nobody's selling their car for 103 bucks. 299 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,482 - Dude, you're not bargaining right. 300 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,610 You gotta start at a dollar and then meet in the middle. 301 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,362 - Need a car? 302 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,992 I got a car for sale, dude. 303 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,412 Well, here she is. 304 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,374 - I'll give you a dollar for it. 305 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,834 - Come on, man. I overheard you say 306 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,419 you had $103. 307 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,586 I'll take that. 308 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,588 - Deal. 309 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,215 - Congrats, kid. 310 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,927 Oh, you're gonna want to wash that key. 311 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,270 - Man, this ride is smooth. - Dude, yeah. 312 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,188 I'm just trying to get us some tunes here. 313 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,065 This radio only pulls one station. 314 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,109 - Who cares? Blast it. 315 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,539 What's up? 316 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,251 What are those? Chips? 317 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,295 Hey, yep. 318 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,132 - So, what's our plan for tonight? 319 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,009 - Grab some beers and hit that Westside party 320 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,218 Karen invited me to. 321 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,262 - Okay. Every place around here IDs. 322 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,139 How are we gonna get beers? 323 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,640 - I guess we could hit that one store in the next county 324 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,975 where the dude is blind. 325 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:11,934 - Where are we heading? - Oh! 326 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,478 Stop the car, stop the car, stop the car! 327 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,980 - Go, go, go, go, go! - Oh, my God. 328 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,191 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Waffle. 329 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,651 Where's Billy? - Billy sold my boy this car. 330 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,320 Billy is always 331 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,363 selling things Waffle is in. - I'm sure that's true. 332 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,115 Now, can you get out of the car? 333 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,992 - Allow me to present a second option. 334 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,036 Heard you're going to a party on the west side. 335 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,370 What if you let me hitch a ride with you? 336 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,581 My buddy Bernard's townhouse is right there. 337 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,125 - No way. Get out. 338 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,504 - I also heard you say you needed to buy some beer. 339 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,853 - D, I've got to find the can. I'll see you in there. 340 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,525 - Didn't even say goodbye. 341 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,446 - What the-- 342 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,739 - Waffle? - Hoody. 343 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,037 - He's a good guy. 344 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,545 Five-finger boost, huh? You know, you remind me of me. 345 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,879 - No offense, Waffle, 346 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,548 but me and you are not the same. 347 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,216 - I was once a poor kid 348 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,260 trying to impress people that don't matter. 349 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,886 - You gotta see this girl. 350 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,555 Trust me. She matters. 351 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,516 - I promise you, in ten years, she won't. 352 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,685 The only things that really matter are your family, 353 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,103 your integrity, 354 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,689 and freezing your eggs if you're a lady. 355 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,191 - That's real bleak, Waffle. - It's not bleak. 356 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,527 It's about priorities. 357 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,362 If I could do it all over again, 358 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,239 I would have cared more about the people 359 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,909 who, you know, cared about me. 360 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,668 - Need a ride? 361 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,752 - Dewey? 362 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,338 - Get in. I'll explain. 363 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,012 - Hey, Mama. 364 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,806 I'm Waffle. - Hello, Waffle. 365 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,142 Whose car is this? - It's ours. 366 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,770 Mine and yours. Look what $103 can buy. 367 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,817 It has seat belts, a hole where a cigarette lighter was. 368 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,444 It gets the news. 369 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,113 You love the news. 370 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,449 - I'm sorry about earlier. 371 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,534 - I'm glad you got the car you needed. 372 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,661 - Look, there's a lot of things that we need, 373 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,997 and I'm gonna start helping with that. 374 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,959 But I promise you one thing. 375 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,586 One day, I'm gonna get you a Cadillac. 376 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,420 - A red one? 377 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,005 You know my favorite color is red. 378 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,256 - All the colors. 379 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,716 Look, one for every day of the week. 380 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,761 - Or seven red ones. - Or seven red ones. 381 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,308 Oh, seven red ones. 382 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,104 - Bye. - Bye, Mama! 383 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,856 - Hey, man, I appreciate that advice you gave me. 384 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,650 - Hey, no problem, kid. 385 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,652 I can tell how much you and your mom love each other. 386 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,862 I know you're gonna give her all those things one day. 387 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,822 - I mean, I hope so. - No, no, no. 388 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,991 No, you will. 389 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,744 - As long as you keep doing one thing. 390 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,121 All you got to do is-- 391 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,755 - All you got to do is what? 392 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,132 Waffle? Waf-- 393 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,177 Yeah, there's a dead guy named Waffle in a random Thunderbird 394 00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,679 that's officially owned by nobody. 395 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,722 Yeah, my name is Mayor McCheese. 396 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566 - Gosh, I wasn't expecting to care about Waffle so much. 397 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,984 - I know, right? 398 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,901 Every time I pass a Waffle House, 399 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,028 I always kiss my fingers and point to the sky. 400 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,488 That's for you, Waffle. 401 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,782 - And you kept the promise you made to your mom. 402 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,868 I believe we have a picture of one of the cars you gave her? 403 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,245 Mama Rock. 404 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,205 She just loves her red Caddies. 405 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,582 - I need to call my mom. 406 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,585 Last time I talked to her was... 407 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,044 30 years ago. 408 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,921 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 409 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,551 Now, was it at this point in your life 410 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,761 when you decided to stop working the gimmick? 411 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,556 - The truth is, I've never stopped working the gimmick. 412 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,767 I've just learned to make the gimmick work for me. 413 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,685 I started figuring it out 414 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,478 when I got to the University of Miami. 415 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,314 - Oh, you were there on a football scholarship, 416 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,065 a five-star recruit coming out of high school. 417 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,734 - And I was fired up 418 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,363 because in 1990, the U wasn't just a football team. 419 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,616 We were a movement. 420 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,576 Three national titles under three different 421 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,910 head coaches in the '80s. 422 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,955 An incubator for future stars. 423 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,541 You know the 'Canes became legends for the joy 424 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,753 they played with and, of course, that swagger, baby. 425 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,427 - When I got to Miami, I just wanted to fit in. 426 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,555 I had no intention of working the gimmick. 427 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,808 I was just gonna keep my head down and grind. 428 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,276 - There he is. The Beast of Bethlehem. 429 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,778 - What up, Coach Orgeron? 430 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,280 - How the hell are you, son? Welcome to Miami football. 431 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,448 Hey, you want some coffee? 432 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,949 - No, thanks. I don't drink coffee. 433 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,576 - Oh, me neither. I chew it. 434 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,745 Sends it straight to the blood. 435 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,789 All right, first D-line meeting's at noon. 436 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,832 - Yes, sir. 437 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,793 - Yo, what's up man? 438 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,628 Jessie Armstead, best linebacker in the country. 439 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,129 - Hey. - Russell Maryland, 440 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,631 young D-line legend. 441 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,800 - Dwayne Johnson, Beast of Bethlehem. 442 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,135 Also known as Hitzilla, Edward Blitzerhands, 443 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,638 and the Chairman of Goldman "Sacks." 444 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,639 - Yeah, we know. 445 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,183 Your dad was here an hour ago bragging on you. 446 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,227 - My dad was here? - Yeah, Rocky Johnson. 447 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,478 I used to watch him when I was a kid. 448 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,189 I even got his autograph. Check it out. 449 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,857 - Congrats, man. 450 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,651 He said you was gonna be on the Wheaties box. 451 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,985 - What? 452 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529 - Some next generation athlete-type thing. 453 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,322 When's it hit the shelves? 454 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,033 - You know, we did that for Wheaties Asia, 455 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,285 so it's not coming out in the States. 456 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,787 - Even better. I've got some family 457 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,205 out in Singapore. Maybe they can peep it. 458 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,707 - Oh, no. See, that's the thing. 459 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,668 That's South Asia, and it's coming out in North Asia. 460 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,839 - You're lying to the wrong geography buffs. 461 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,008 - Yeah, wait till my uncle in Singapore hear about this. 462 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,428 Freshmen, man. 463 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,679 - Dad, you were here this morning? 464 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,847 - Drove all the way from Tampa 465 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,848 to be there when the gym opened. 466 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,684 I go outta my way to set my son up for success. 467 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,436 - Yeah, but you didn't even come see me. 468 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062 - That would have spoiled the surprise. 469 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,607 - What surprise? - I put you over with the guys. 470 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,859 It was your first day in the program, 471 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,068 and I wanted to make you look good. 472 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,446 - What, by telling them I was gonna be on a Wheaties box? 473 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,989 - Surprise! 474 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,949 You're surprised, ain't you? 475 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,075 - No, I'm not surprised. 476 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,035 I had to cover and tell 'em it was for Wheaties Asia. 477 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,537 - Wheaties Asia? No. 478 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,872 No, son. You're messing it up. 479 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,249 Look, all you gotta do is work the gimmick. 480 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,417 - There is no gimmick to work. 481 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,252 I'm not gonna be on a Wheaties box. 482 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,212 - But they don't know that. 483 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,422 Hello? 484 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,715 - Hey, champ, 485 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,383 truck's loaded up and all ready for delivery. 486 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,509 - You got it, boss. 487 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,053 I'm just on the phone with my kid. 488 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,346 All right, son. 489 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,098 Father's gotta go back to work. 490 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,935 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not the best. 491 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,312 God's the best. 492 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,278 - Kid's knocking those out. 493 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,322 - Yeah. - What's he on? 494 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,283 - 20. - Okay, okay. 495 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,120 all: 25, 26... 496 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,456 27, 28... 497 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,500 29, 30... 498 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,293 - Come on, come on. 499 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,628 all: 31... 500 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,963 - All right, come in, come in! 501 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,133 32, 33... 502 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,969 34! 503 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,472 35! 504 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,188 36! - Yeah! 505 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,777 - Damn. Your dad wasn't lying. 506 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,947 - You better eat your Wheaties, Asia. 507 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,495 - That's when I found my version of working the gimmick. 508 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,040 Be me, but with the dial turned up to 11. 509 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,210 So that's who I was every time I flashed the People's Eyebrow. 510 00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,837 That's who I was when I threw Ludacris 511 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,798 off a bridge in "Jumanji" five, and that's who I was 512 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,509 when I played Gene Simmons in that Kiss biopic. 513 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,011 - But, Dwayne, I have to ask. 514 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,722 Wouldn't it have been easier to just tell your teammates 515 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,016 that your dad made that whole Wheaties thing up? 516 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,392 - Yeah, of course it would have been easier, 517 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,810 but I couldn't do that, Randall. 518 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,980 That's my dad. The truth is, in his way, 519 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:21,150 he pushed me to do things I never would have done. 520 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,818 - Well, can you give us some more details? 521 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,446 Like, how did you get from Hawaii to Pennsylvania? 522 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,615 Did you ever know Waffles' last name? 523 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,491 When did you start playing football? 524 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,035 - I'm gonna tell you all of that, Randall, 525 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,245 and much more. And, look, once people 526 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,539 hear these stories about my life and my family, 527 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,959 they're gonna see how much we actually all have in common. 528 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,628 - I can't wait. - That's right. 529 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,421 Oh, and I've got some pretty cool stories 530 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,798 about André the Giant. 531 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,216 - That's a great question. 532 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,177 And so, yes, the dalmatians-- 533 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,054 - Hey! 534 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,556 Bonjour, babies. 535 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,725 Let me tell you my career, huh? 536 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,393 What are you looking at?