1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,003 [cameras shutters clicking] 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,256 - Good morning, everyone. Good to see everybody. 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,967 I am excited to formally announce 4 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,177 my choice of running mate. 5 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,970 The person who I have chosen 6 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:15,849 to become our next Vice President of the United States 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,809 is General Monica Jackson. 8 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,353 [crowd gasps and chatters] 9 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,647 - Miss Jackson, quick question. - Miss Jackson. 10 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,856 - Who? 11 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,025 [camera shutters clicking] 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,361 - Thank you. 13 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,699 Not very good at public speaking. 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,826 [crowd clamoring] 15 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,829 - But General Jackson endorsed your opponent, Senator Taft. 16 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,164 - That's right, she did. 17 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:40,582 And General Jackson and I 18 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,626 have had many differences of opinion in the past. 19 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,503 - She said your remake of "Matilda" 20 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,129 lacked the necessary violence 21 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,214 to be entertaining. 22 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:48,715 - And that was not one of them. 23 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,884 I completely agree with General Jackson on that one. 24 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,386 [chuckles] 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,388 Guys. Guys, listen. 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,556 I understand that this choice today 27 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,392 is one that may surprise a lot of you, 28 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,060 but growing up the way I did, 29 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,479 I learned to really value unique people 30 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,356 with wildly different points of view. 31 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,400 So let me just take a moment, 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,235 and take you back to when I was ten years old, 33 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,987 living in Hawaii. 34 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,239 "Instant classic, stunning puppetry." 35 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,409 You hear that, Mom? The puppetry is stunning. 36 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,077 - What is it with that ugly thing? 37 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,413 He's everywhere. - He's E. T.! 38 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,290 He eats candy and uses the telephone. 39 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:23,750 I have to see it. - That's E. T.? 40 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,752 Looks like the guy who sells mangoes next to the highway. 41 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,254 - It's the eyes. 42 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,548 - Mom, can we see "E. T."? 43 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,925 Please? - Sorry, baby, not today. 44 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,177 I'm recording my audition song for "Star Search." 45 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,387 - That's right, you are! 46 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,055 God, they're gonna love your voice. 47 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,391 What are you singing? - Laura Branigan. 48 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,436 She sings "Gloria." 49 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,770 It's the hottest song of the summer. 50 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,605 It's gonna be great, trust me. - Okay. 51 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,524 - Mom, I don't mean to not be supportive here-- 52 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,276 - How 'bout we go tomorrow? 53 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:52,446 - [blows raspberry] - Dewey, don't make that face. 54 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,614 What if the wind changes? You'll get stuck that way. 55 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:58,076 - I accept that you don't want me to do adult stuff-- 56 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,953 I don't like it, but I accept it. 57 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,621 But this movie is for kids. 58 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,498 At least let me do kid stuff. 59 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,625 - Maybe your dad can take you. - Okay! 60 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,627 Here are the showtimes. 10:00, 10:30, 11:00... 61 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,546 - Babe, I can't take him to the movies. 62 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,298 I gotta go over the match for Lia's Battle Royale. 63 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,592 - So take him after. - I can't after. 64 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,594 I gotta run an errand. - What errand? 65 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,304 - Oh, this guy came to me with 66 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,972 a business opportunity the other day. 67 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,642 - You wrestle for me, you'll be my number one guy. 68 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,227 Greg Yao. My info's on the card. 69 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,104 - No big deal. Which shirt do you like? 70 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:27,314 - What look are you going for? 71 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,565 - Professional cool. 72 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,108 Like Sidney Poitier going to court. 73 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,902 - Beige turtleneck. Corduroy pants. 74 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:32,986 - Done. [alarm beeping] 75 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,446 - Oh, it's on! - 9:30, 10:00... 76 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:35,989 - Mom's big announcement. 77 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,824 - Your one-stop shop for local Hawaiian sports. 78 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,160 I'm Terry, and with me, as always, 79 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,996 is the Washaki from Kapolei: The Chief. 80 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,373 - They call me The Chief 81 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:45,707 and I like the beef. 82 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,834 [laughter] 83 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,753 - And in the studio today, we have the Queen 84 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,797 of Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling, 85 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:52,964 Lia Maivia, 86 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,841 with some huge news for Hawaii wrestling fans. 87 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,343 - And mahalo, Terry. 88 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,679 I just want to say to all your listeners 89 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,305 that they should hold onto their butts. 90 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,182 It's going to be the greatest 91 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,475 Battle Royale in history. 92 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,976 - I got a hand on each cheek. 93 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,688 - Now, Lia, what about local promoter Greg Yao. 94 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,356 He worked for your late husband 95 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,649 Peter Maivia for years 96 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,484 and has now become your competitor. 97 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,487 - [speaking native language] 98 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,198 - Ooh. 99 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,200 - So you're not concerned 100 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,702 he poached two of your best guys, 101 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,829 King Kong Bundy and Junkyard Dog, 102 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,872 signing them to exclusive contracts. 103 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,417 - My guys-- Soulman Rocky Johnson, 104 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,169 André the Giant, the Wild Samoans, 105 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,046 Macho Man Randy Savage-- 106 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,966 they are the toughest and the meanest guys out there. 107 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,802 My late husband Peter Maivia-- 108 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,137 I love you, Peter. 109 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,179 I miss you, High Chief. 110 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,722 He was a real chief 111 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,142 and true king of Hawaii wrestling. 112 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,643 And that's why I am here 113 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,311 to announce on the "Terry Show"... 114 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,896 - "Terry and The Chief." 115 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,693 - That I am putting Peter's championship belt 116 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,570 where no other wrestler has ever 117 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,029 held since his passing, 118 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,073 on the line for the winner. 119 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,075 [funky music] 120 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,412 - ♪ That you've been living under ♪ 121 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,707 ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ 122 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:12,419 ♪ Was it something that they said? ♪ 123 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,256 ♪ Are the voices in your head ♪ 124 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:20,177 ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 125 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,262 - Let me guess, you're auditioning 126 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,264 for "Star Search"? - How'd you know? 127 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,932 - So are they. 128 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,935 - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 129 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,897 - ♪ Was it something that he said? ♪ 130 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:35,108 - ♪ But you really don't remember ♪ 131 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,694 - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ - ♪ And they got your number ♪ 132 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,362 - Well, except for that guy. 133 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,782 Actually, he just comes in every week and reads the Bible. 134 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,617 - "And the hand of the Lord was on me 135 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:47,245 and carried me out in the spirit of the Lord." 136 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,248 [funky upbeat music] 137 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,542 ♪ ♪ 138 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,294 - Hey André. You're European. 139 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,129 What you think of my outfit? 140 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,464 - I like it, Boss. 141 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,548 You look like, uh, 142 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,425 Columbo from the TV, huh? 143 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,260 Don't arrest me, Monsieur Columbo! 144 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,553 [laughing] 145 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,138 - All right, let's start. 146 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,431 First-- - Grandma? 147 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,308 - Yes, Dewey? - Is this meeting over? 148 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,476 - No, I've just started. 149 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,811 Is there somewhere you need to be? 150 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,437 - Yeah, "E. T." 151 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,814 - Play E. T. with Francine. 152 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,981 [dog snoring] Wrap her up in a blanket 153 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,483 and she can be E. T. 154 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,737 - I could take Dewey for the afternoon. 155 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,114 - Really? Dad, can I go with André? 156 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,324 Please? 157 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,659 - Sure, it's okay with me. - Yes! 158 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,661 - No, André, you need to hear the plan. 159 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,079 - André plan always the same, huh? 160 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:32,207 André wrestle, everyone hit André with chair. 161 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,125 André leave, non? 162 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,460 - Yeah, good. That's it. 163 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,128 - Formidable. Allons-y, mon ami. 164 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,340 Buh-bye, Columbo. 165 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,176 [laughing] 166 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,681 - Okay, so if we drive really fast 167 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,850 we can make it to the 1:30 "E. T." at Pearlridge-- 168 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,268 - André doesn't like movie. 169 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,435 - You don't like movies? 170 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,521 - André prefer books. - Books? 171 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,857 - André has an even better plan than movie. 172 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,317 We are going to do my favorite thing, huh? 173 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,694 [chuckles] 174 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,029 - I didn't know it then, but my day with André 175 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,700 was about to change my perspective on everything. 176 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:11,746 - Okay, Battle Royale. 177 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,250 As you all know, the winner takes Peter's belt. 178 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,501 And then we get a new champion. 179 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,712 First thing, everyone's in the ring. 180 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,963 Get rid of the jobbers, 181 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,548 and then it's down to our eight stars. 182 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,883 ♪ ♪ 183 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,218 Sergeant Slaughter, you will be eliminated 184 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:28,221 by Ricky Steamboat after a high-crossbody. 185 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,973 - Great, see you all at the bar. 186 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,350 - While Steamboat fires up the crowd, 187 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,811 Rocky, you hit him with a dropkick, boom! 188 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,813 Right out of the ring. - I love it. 189 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,732 I'll stick the landing like Nadia Comaneci. 190 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,193 - Sheik, you will have Macho Man in a Camel Clutch, 191 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,570 then toss him out. 192 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,864 - Your Sheiky Baby always delivers. 193 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:49,576 - Rocky and The Wild Samoans make quick work of Sheik. 194 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,494 - Can I wave to my girlfriend in the front row? 195 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,705 - No. - That will upset her. 196 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,625 - Then after the Samoans attack André with chairs, 197 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,836 Rocky joins in and the three eliminate the Giant. 198 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,213 The Wild Samoans turn on Rocky. 199 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,426 Sika holds Rocky up as Afa charges. 200 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,512 Rocky backbody drops Afa over the top rope. 201 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,097 - The fifth time this month. 202 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,599 Think I would know better. 203 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,769 - Rocky hits Sika with the big Soulman right hand 204 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,604 and out he goes. 205 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,065 Rocky will be the new champ. 206 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,107 Faamalo, Rocky. 207 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,108 - Malo, Rocky. - Malo, malo. 208 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,319 [clapping] - Well done. 209 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,280 - Lia, 210 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,448 I'm honored. 211 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,866 - It's what Peter would have wanted. 212 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:30,950 What are we gonna do, 213 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,285 give it to the Sheik? 214 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,912 - There is a fly on this danish. 215 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,497 You jabronis never close box. 216 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,290 - It's been a rough few weeks, Rocky. 217 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,292 You've been beside me and you've supported me. 218 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,294 Peter would have been proud of 219 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,962 the kind of man you've become. 220 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,965 - Lia, you know how you insist I take roll call 221 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,300 before the meeting? 222 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,802 Well, I forgot. 223 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,638 So, I did it just now and Macho Man is not here. 224 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,807 - Ey! Anyone know where Randy is? 225 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,810 - Yeah, he wanted me to tell you he couldn't make it. 226 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,978 Something about his girlfriend Deborah's birthday. 227 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,271 But don't worry. 228 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,565 I've been taking notes for him. 229 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,275 - "Girlfriend's birthdays." 230 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,403 Bundy and JYD's "sick mothers." 231 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,113 Greg Yao's behind this. 232 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,156 Bob, go get the car. 233 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:13,118 [tense exciting music] 234 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,120 ♪ ♪ 235 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,496 - How'd it go? 236 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,540 - Turns out every woman in Hawaii is auditioning 237 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,167 for "Star Search" by singing "Gloria." 238 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,002 Ugh. Where's Dewey? 239 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,171 - With André. But relax... 240 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,632 you're here with Rocky Johnson. 241 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,175 Want one of my patented back rubs? 242 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,510 - How am I supposed to stand out 243 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,929 when I'm singing the same song as everybody else? 244 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,682 - Well, if you want people to remember you, 245 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,809 you gotta show them something they've never seen before. 246 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,853 - That's okay for you to say, you're a showman. 247 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,688 I get nervous when I wear my red belt. 248 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,649 - I think you should sing an original song. 249 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,526 - [laughs] Sure, yeah. 250 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,361 I'll just whip up a song better than "Gloria," 251 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,030 one of the greatest songs of all time. 252 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,698 - Nothing's gonna make you stand out more 253 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,950 than something only you could've written. 254 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,162 I gotta run. I'll catch you later. 255 00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,040 Squeeze the bicep for good luck? 256 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,375 - That helped. 257 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,046 - You know what, André was right. 258 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,173 He was rude, but he was right. 259 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,883 ♪ ♪ 260 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,719 - That way, Randy's in room 302. 261 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,054 [whispering] Three, two, one. 262 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,638 [crashing] 263 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:16,514 - Whoa! 264 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,141 - Bob, Lia? What the hell? 265 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,728 - Oh, good, it really is your girlfriend's birthday. 266 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,230 - Hey, happy birthday, Deborah. - Thank you. 267 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,523 - Okay, bye! 268 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,068 - Sorry, I'll just-- 269 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,070 - Please. Leave, Bob. 270 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,571 - I'll tell maintenance-- 271 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,864 the front desk to send up maintenance. 272 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,408 - Have them wait 20, maybe 30 minutes. 273 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,203 Beat it! - Right, yeah. 274 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,038 - Big elbow! Hey! 275 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,290 [jaunty French music] 276 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,709 - [cooing and clucking] 277 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,377 - [singing in French] 278 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:48,880 - You really think this is fun? 279 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,090 - So fun. 280 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,218 And relaxing, non? Want to borrow some seed? 281 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,595 - No, I don't want any seed. 282 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,347 I want to be at the movies, watching "E. T." 283 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:58,848 and having fun. 284 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,769 - What do you love about the movie, huh? 285 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,021 - I like the stories? - [chuckles] 286 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,357 You don't have to go to the cinema to find a story. 287 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,943 Everything has a story to tell. 288 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,445 Have you ever looked at the moon? 289 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,239 - Um, yeah? 290 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:17,784 - Some people used to think the moon was made of cheese. 291 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,285 - Cheese? 292 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,079 - Because the craters, 293 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,956 they look like the hole in the swiss cheese. 294 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,127 It depend on how you look at it, non? 295 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,796 Regarde. The big one. 296 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,548 Le Cochon approaches. 297 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,133 - Get out of here, porker! 298 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,801 - Hey! 299 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,469 It is not Le Cochon's fault he is big. 300 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,929 And it is not easy for him. 301 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,639 The birds, they do not include him. 302 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,890 And the people, they shoo him away 303 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,267 because they think he is greedy. 304 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,980 But not me. 305 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,481 He is my favorite, 306 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,317 which is why I give him the moon. 307 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,279 [gentle music] 308 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,614 - [cooing] 309 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,700 - [chuckles] 310 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:00,994 - You know, looking back, 311 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,662 André was trying to show me 312 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,539 that there are a million different ways 313 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,000 to look at something... 314 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,669 if you're only willing to change your perspective. 315 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,921 [funky music] 316 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,674 - Greg Yao. 317 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,967 Sorry I'm late. 318 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,011 - I was surprised you even wanted to meet, 319 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,679 seeing as how you're Lia's son-in-law. 320 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,598 - I'm also a business man. 321 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,016 - [chuckles] 322 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,518 - Nice cowboy boots. 323 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,769 - They're not subtle. 324 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,272 But neither am I. - [chuckles] 325 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,192 - Hope you don't mind, I pre-ordered us some calamari. 326 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,526 - I'm good, thanks. 327 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,861 - Are you sure? 328 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,946 You might want to take a closer look. 329 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,494 - Is that a gold chain that says "No"? 330 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,205 - What? [groans] 331 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,581 Damn it, it's got some cocktail sauce on it. 332 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,874 Give me a minute. 333 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,710 It says "No. 1" 334 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,213 because that's what you'll be when you sign with me. 335 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,180 - That was really beautiful, wasn't it? 336 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,310 A man having sex with his girlfriend on her birthday? 337 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,979 It really restored my faith in people, you know? 338 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,190 - We were lucky to see it. 339 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,818 - Oh, a Zippy's. Good, I want some chili rice. 340 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,404 [laidback music] 341 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,407 - What do you want to drink? - Fruit punch. 342 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,911 ♪ ♪ 343 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,956 - ♪ Fruit punch and a chili rice ♪ 344 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,125 - [sighs] Come on, you can do this, Ata. 345 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,258 [ukelele strumming] 346 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:43,388 ♪ Don't look at me all angry, baby ♪ 347 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,597 ♪ ♪ 348 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,935 ♪ I know it's not your way ♪ 349 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,772 ♪ What if the breeze stops blowing ♪ 350 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,900 ♪ And you get stuck this way? ♪ 351 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,944 ♪ ♪ 352 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,531 ♪ I know you're getting older, baby ♪ 353 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,534 ♪ I asked the calendar to wait ♪ 354 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:08,037 ♪ But he laughed at me and told me ♪ 355 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,957 ♪ I'm already late ♪ 356 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,166 ♪ ♪ 357 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,794 ♪ So I opened up the windows, baby ♪ 358 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,923 ♪ And I left the door ajar ♪ 359 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,427 ♪ So the wind might change direction ♪ 360 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:25,888 ♪ And you'll stay always as you are ♪ 361 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,640 ♪ ♪ 362 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,058 - I love it. - Really? 363 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,810 - Oh, this is your Rocky Shuffle! 364 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,271 "Star Search" is gonna love it. 365 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,148 All right, let's head to the arena. 366 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,774 You can drop me off and I'll see you and Dewey later? 367 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:37,984 - Already? 368 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,986 - Yeah, I just got a lot on my mind. 369 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,988 Getting Peter's belt, that's... 370 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,449 that's a big deal. - Yeah. 371 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,660 - But you know what'll help? 372 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,495 Rewind that tape. - [laughing] 373 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,622 - Let's hear that hit one more time. 374 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,876 - And you really think there's different versions of me 375 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,002 living in different dimensions? 376 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,587 - Oui. 377 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,756 - Well, if there are other Deweys, 378 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299 I hope one's big like you. 379 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,260 So everyone would have to listen to him. 380 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,929 - Big, small, it doesn't matter. 381 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,765 If you think small, 382 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,350 you will definitely stay small, huh? 383 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,020 - That's easy for you to say. You're big. 384 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,272 Everything's easy for you. 385 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,857 - Sometime André is too big. 386 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,610 Too big for chair, too big for hat. 387 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,029 Too big to ride horses. 388 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,323 Sometime André feel like King Kong. 389 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,534 You ever see the "King Kong"? That is André's favorite movie. 390 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,747 - But I thought you said you didn't like the movies? 391 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,415 - André lied. 392 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,542 I used to love to go to the movies when I was a kid. 393 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,046 But I am too big now, and people get angry at me. 394 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,215 I have to sit in the back where I cannot see. 395 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,008 - Why don't you just get glasses? 396 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,510 - [chuckles] 397 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,719 Vanité. 398 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,887 - You're the same, you know. 399 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888 - As who? 400 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,181 - As le Cochon. 401 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,225 You guys are both bigger than everybody else 402 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,227 and people are gonna treat you differently 403 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,020 and it's not fair. 404 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,524 What if the problem isn't that you're too big for the world, 405 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,193 it's that the world is just too small for you? 406 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,697 André? 407 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,994 - A very clever little boy. 408 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,207 Jump on my back. 409 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,251 - Did I consider choosing a running mate 410 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,585 who I had more in common with? 411 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,504 Of course I did. 412 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:24,507 But then I started to think about André the Giant 413 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,426 and his birds. 414 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,220 He was the Eighth Wonder of the World. 415 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,596 And he had enough of an open mind 416 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,932 to listen to a ten-year-old scrub like me. 417 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,601 - [E. T. cooing] 418 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,604 [whimsical music] 419 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,273 ♪ ♪ 420 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,108 - What is the monster's name again? 421 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,778 - E. T. 422 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,780 - Eht. 423 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,074 - I will never forget that. 424 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,909 - Then Eht, 425 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,119 he use a spell to make 426 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,413 all the bicycles fly up in the air. 427 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,248 - André, man, I already told you. 428 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,167 Me and Sheik are gonna go see it tomorrow! 429 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,918 - Oh, he dies. 430 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,129 - He dies. He dies. 431 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,131 Hey, everyone, Eht dies! - How are you doing? 432 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,426 Feeling good? - Yeah, great. 433 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,469 Yeah, I'm gonna put on a show for you tonight, Lia. 434 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,556 - Peter will be happy his belt is staying in the family. 435 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,184 - And if André wasn't too big to learn new lessons, 436 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:22,982 - Get ready for the 18-Man 437 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,276 Battle Royale. 438 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,986 Each wrestler has to throw their opponent 439 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,446 over the top rope 440 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,614 and the last man in the ring 441 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,073 is the champion. 442 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,617 - Yeah! - Look at this crowd. 443 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,993 This is amazing, Mom. 444 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,120 - You're in for a show. 445 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,205 - Go, Dad! 446 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873 [bell dinging] 447 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,499 - Go, Rocky! 448 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,460 ["Gloria" by Laura Branigan playing] 449 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,170 Whoo! 450 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,297 ♪ ♪ 451 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,091 - It looks like everyone is piling on André. 452 00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,677 Will they smother the Eighth Wonder of the World? 453 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,596 ♪ ♪ 454 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,849 And the Giant does it again. Can't keep him down. 455 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,353 ♪ ♪ 456 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:04,690 - ♪ Gloria, you're always on the run now ♪ 457 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,484 - Go Dad! 458 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,527 - And another wrestler over the top of the rope 459 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,446 and gone. 460 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,325 - ♪ You gotta get him somehow ♪ 461 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,285 ♪ I think you've got to slow down ♪ 462 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,828 - Steamboat eliminates Slaughter, 463 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,206 who can't believe it! 464 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,876 - ♪ I think you're headed for a breakdown ♪ 465 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,503 - And Ricky Steamboat is out. 466 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,881 - ♪ So be careful not to show it ♪ 467 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,342 ♪ You really don't remember ♪ 468 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,386 - Macho Man, over the top rope. 469 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,888 Out he goes. 470 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,181 - ♪ Are the voices in your head ♪ 471 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,976 - Number one! Who else? 472 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978 - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 473 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,397 - And the Sheik is out. 474 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,233 - ♪ Gloria ♪ 475 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:51,028 ♪ Don't you think you're falling? ♪ 476 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,905 ♪ If everybody wants you ♪ 477 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,073 [crowd shouting] 478 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,201 ♪ Why isn't anybody callin'? ♪ 479 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,036 - They're teaming up to get the seven-footer 480 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,079 out of the ring. 481 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,081 Will Rocky be able to hang on? 482 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,041 - ♪ Leave them hangin' on the line ♪ 483 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:09,046 ♪ Oh, calling Gloria ♪ 484 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,507 - And André is out! He's out! 485 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,675 - ♪ Gloria! ♪ 486 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,094 - ♪ I think they got your number ♪ 487 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,598 ♪ Gloria I think they got the alias ♪ 488 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,932 ♪ Gloria ♪ 489 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,102 - Samoan is gone! 490 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,564 all: [chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky! 491 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,443 - ♪ Was it something that they said? ♪ 492 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,945 - This is it! Rocky Johnson will be 493 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,197 the new Polynesian Pacific Champion. 494 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,618 - ♪ Calling Gloria ♪ 495 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,453 [music muffles] 496 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,079 [camera bulbs flashing] 497 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:49,086 ♪ ♪ 498 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,297 - Wait a minute. The Sheik is back! 499 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,882 Must have gone through the ropes, 500 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,966 not over the top rope. 501 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,635 He could still win this thing. 502 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,469 - What the hell are you doing? 503 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,471 - Lia changed finish last minute. 504 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,769 - ♪ Fruit punch ♪ 505 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,104 ♪ And a chili rice ♪ 506 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,482 [ambient dramatic music] 507 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,942 [faint ringing] 508 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,820 ♪ ♪ 509 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,573 [both speaking inaudibly] 510 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,161 all: [crowd chanting] Rocky, Rocky, Rocky! 511 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,038 - Fine. Shoot me off the rope. 512 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,040 I'll get myself out. - Okay, bubba. 513 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,958 [straining] 514 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,502 - Come on, Dad! 515 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,297 [crowd booing] 516 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,843 - And the new Polynesian Pacific Champion, 517 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:42,014 Iron Sheik! 518 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:42,973 - Mom, what's going on? 519 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,684 - Rocky lost. 520 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:49,689 [crowd booing] 521 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,191 - Guess you forgot to tell me you changed the finish. 522 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,151 - I say you, Rocky, with Yao. 523 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,444 So I double-crossed you 524 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,113 before you could double-cross me. 525 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,031 [tense music] 526 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,700 - You're right. 527 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,201 I did meet with Yao. 528 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,370 - I guarantee you the championship belt. 529 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,580 You won't lose a match. 530 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,998 Huh? - All right. 531 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,417 Now it's my turn. 532 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,293 You worked for my father-in-law. 533 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,546 And then when he dies and Lia needs you the most, 534 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,798 you stab her in the back and steal her guys? 535 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:16,966 - Fine. 536 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,384 You've clearly made up your mind. 537 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,635 Why did you even come here? 538 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,054 - Well, Yao, you stole wrestlers from Lia. 539 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,682 And when you take from my family, 540 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,726 I take something back. 541 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,227 You like my outfit? 542 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,312 I mean, I went back and forth on it all day. 543 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,897 Couldn't decide what to wear. 544 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,399 But I think... 545 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,901 I think I finally found it! 546 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,236 It's the perfect outfit 547 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,405 to wear with yellow... 548 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,990 cowboy... 549 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,908 boots. 550 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,870 [moody rock guitar playing] 551 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:50,124 ♪ ♪ 552 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,042 - Oh, Rocky... 553 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,754 - Even in the wild world of professional wrestling, 554 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,173 no one expects a screw-job finish. 555 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,759 Is it wrong or is it justified? 556 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,051 Well, like all things, 557 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,887 it just depends on your perspective. 558 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,264 Sometimes we get locked in to one way of thinking. 559 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,599 But lucky for me, 560 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,435 my experience with André forever impacted 561 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,853 the way I look at the world. 562 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,272 Monica will always push me 563 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,065 to consider other points of view. 564 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,235 But our guiding light will always be our shared values 565 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,196 and love of country. 566 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,781 Thank you all for joining me this morning. 567 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,283 General, thank you so-- - Also I'd like to 568 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,203 say hello to my husband. 569 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,287 Hi, Daryl. 570 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,163 - Daryl. [crowd applauding] 571 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:33,083 [bell ringing]