1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,832 [dramatic music] 3 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,660 ♪ 4 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:09,705 - Here we go! 5 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:11,576 - Here we go, brother. You ready? 6 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,187 - Oh, I have not eaten since Tuesday. 7 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:15,841 Ooh, are these your famous Whoa Mama cakes? 8 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,582 - Good enough to make your mama say "whoa" 9 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:18,844 because you slapped your uncle. 10 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,194 [Randall laughs] 11 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,154 both: Mm. 12 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,374 - Mm! - Mmm, mmm, mmm. 13 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:31,031 both: Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. 14 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,511 [laughter] - Mm. 15 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:36,079 You know, I'm kinda surprised we're doing this. 16 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,341 I mean, the election's a couple days away 17 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,908 and I know you got your hands full 18 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,388 with the Dr. Julien situation. 19 00:00:40,431 --> 00:00:42,694 - Yeah, but Randall, this is the best time to do this. 20 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:45,262 You want to have a cheat day when the pressure is high, 21 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,524 so you could blow off steam, 22 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:47,873 otherwise you're just gonna blow. 23 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:50,528 You know, this reminds me of that time in Hawaii 24 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,182 when my grandmother put my mom in charge 25 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:53,401 of running her business. 26 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,881 My mom was overseeing a huge live event 27 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,361 that my dad was a part of, 28 00:00:57,405 --> 00:01:00,147 and it put him in a high-pressure situation. 29 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,539 all: Tony! Tony! Tony! 30 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,714 - Dad! 31 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,064 - Wait, how did we get here? - Sorry. 32 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,326 Let's go back a few days. 33 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,544 - Mean Gene Okerlund here 34 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,764 for Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling. 35 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:12,159 The Backyard Brawl-B-Q is only days away. 36 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,161 Aloha Stadium is sold out, 37 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,163 and as we've seen over the past few weeks, 38 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:17,642 this island is too small 39 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,254 to contain these behemoths of wrestling. 40 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:22,169 Tensions boiled over at the airport... 41 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,823 - My luggage! - All tighty whities. 42 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,129 - The radio station... 43 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,437 - Rocky does the work, Tony gets the credit. 44 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,829 - The parking lot... 45 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,918 [tires squeal] 46 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:35,486 - [chuckles] Too slow, Andre! 47 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,967 - You make big mistake, Little John Studd! 48 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:43,103 - [echoing] I'll get you, Andre! 49 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,365 - The beaches weren't safe... 50 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,236 [light rock playing on radio] 51 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,151 - I hate light rock! 52 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,327 - Death to FM radio! 53 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,329 - And it was only of time 54 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,940 before a wrestler took things too far. 55 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,246 - Hey Jake, where's your snake? 56 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,247 - At home, resting. 57 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:58,988 - Oh, she's resting! 58 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:00,685 [sizzling] Resting in pieces! 59 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:03,906 [Sgt. Slaughter laughs] - Desdemona! No! 60 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:07,083 [rowdy rock music] 61 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,737 - Not since Mauna Loa erupted 62 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:12,915 has an event so epic occurred on Hawaiian soil. 63 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,482 - Everything's coming together! 64 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,527 All my storylines are peaking for the Brawl-B-Q! 65 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,312 - Is the snake gonna be okay? 66 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:20,270 - Oh honey, it wasn't a real snake. 67 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:21,489 It was just ground beef 68 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:22,794 formed into a tube with some food coloring. 69 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:25,232 - Hey, who brought guava juice in here? 70 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,973 - Ugh. Dad, it's just liquid fruit. 71 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:31,977 - It's two days before a match. No sugar in the house. 72 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,631 - Uh! - Dad! 73 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,633 You know, my dad was always strict with his diet. 74 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,200 Especially before a big match. - Mm. 75 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,767 - He had trouble with impulse control, 76 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:41,726 so he banned all unhealthy food from our house. 77 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,646 - Babe, you okay? 78 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,387 Are you still upset about your call with Vince? 79 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,041 - You mean when he told me I was destined 80 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,303 to be tag team partners with Tony 81 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:54,478 for the rest of my life? 82 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,001 [laughing] No! 83 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,394 Why would that upset me? 84 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:58,787 - Meanwhile, 85 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,136 I was dealing with a new dynamic at school. 86 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,137 [school bell rings] 87 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,573 - Bye. - Bye. 88 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,184 I'd gotten friendzoned by Debbie Rose, 89 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:07,230 but that wound up having some unexpected benefits. 90 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,884 - Hey Dewey. Sarah likes you. 91 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,755 - I thought Sarah was with Julien. 92 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,235 - No, they're done. 93 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:13,802 She heard you respected Debbie Rose 94 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,760 and she wants to be respected too. 95 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:16,848 So do you like her? 96 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,241 Before you answer, 97 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,200 you should know, I like you too. 98 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,418 My name's Cam. 99 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,246 Don't tell Sarah. 100 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,900 - Cam and Sarah are so rude, 101 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,467 putting you on the spot like that. 102 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,251 I'm here if you need to talk. I'm Bethany. 103 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,384 Like the city of Albany, but Beth. 104 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,951 - If Bethany was just trash-talking Cam and Sarah, 105 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,257 don't listen. 106 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,867 She's saying that just because she likes you. 107 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,782 - Wait. Bethany likes me now, too? 108 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:38,957 - Uh-huh. 109 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,916 Cam loves you, Sarah's kinda into you, 110 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:44,267 Bethany likes you, and Emily wants you. 111 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,312 - Who's Emily? 112 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:48,010 - Me. 113 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:50,230 Try that on. Walk around. 114 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,448 See how you feel. 115 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:54,669 And just so you know, I'm very jealous. 116 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,019 - Hands off Sarah! 117 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,716 We're going though something right now, 118 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,632 but she loves me and we're working it out. 119 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:05,419 - Ugh, Julien. - The literal worst. 120 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,377 - The prosecution in the Lia Maivia trial 121 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:08,726 is expected to close tomorrow 122 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,728 with their star witness, Greg Yao, 123 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,774 who's currently under FBI protection. 124 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:13,644 - Hmph. 125 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,211 - Could his testimony 126 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,431 prove to be the nail in the coffin for Lia Maivia? 127 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,259 - When was that picture taken? 128 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,912 - My white lawyer staged it. 129 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,654 I don't know who the baby is. I didn't ask. 130 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:25,613 - What on Earth? - Huh? 131 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,574 What do you want, Yao? 132 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:33,011 - [laughs] You like my mirror? 133 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,535 Kristen left it in my car! 134 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,450 I just wanted to with you a good night 135 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,191 before I send you to the electric chair tomorrow! 136 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:40,323 [laughs] 137 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,803 - Mr. Yao, 138 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,108 you're not supposed to be fraternizing with Lia Maivia. 139 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,762 - FBI! [laughs] 140 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,373 They're putting me up in a hotel tonight 141 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:49,376 where I'll dream of all the wrestlers I'll steal from you. 142 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:53,510 The Samoans, Macho Man, the Big French! 143 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:58,602 They'll all work for me! [laughs] 144 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:00,604 - Don't let that idiot get to you. 145 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,780 We put a plan in motion, and it's going to work. 146 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,653 - Yes, Bob said everything is taken care of. 147 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:09,309 I hope this works, High Chief. - Me too, Dad. 148 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:12,094 . 149 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,922 all: Tony! Tony! Tony! 150 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,227 - What's going on? Where's he going? 151 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,404 - Is Rocky abandoning his partner mid-match? 152 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,449 - I think he's lost his head, Pat. 153 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,190 - Wait, wait, wait. You jumped ahead again. 154 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:22,800 - [chuckling] Apologies. 155 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:25,281 It's hard for me to focus when Unagi prepared in the style 156 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,283 of the Kansai region is in front of me. 157 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,546 - See, I'm a tamago man. Sweet egg all day. 158 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,852 - Ah. - [laughs] 159 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:34,290 - So Rocky left Tony during the cage match? 160 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,118 - Well, let me give you a little context there. 161 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,815 The big match was still days away 162 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,643 and my mom took the family out to dinner. 163 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,166 - I called all the guys today, 164 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,343 made sure they knew their storylines for the Brawl-B-Q. 165 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,780 - Babe, you're gonna put on an event for the ages! 166 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,348 [both chuckle] 167 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,612 - Hey! - Oh, what's Tony doing here? 168 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,701 - Soul Patrol has a huge storyline tomorrow night. 169 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:56,704 I need you both to be focused and on the same page. 170 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,358 - Apparently I'll be working with him 171 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,404 for the rest of my career, so why not add in another meal? 172 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:04,451 Tony! - Hey, brother. Hey, Ata. 173 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,539 - Hi, Tony! 174 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,714 - Dewey! What's shakin', little man? 175 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,977 - A lot, actually. Four girls like me. 176 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,370 - Four? - [chuckles] 177 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,415 - This damn kid's swimmin' in-- 178 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:13,808 - Uh. - Uh. 179 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,549 - Hands to hold. 180 00:06:15,592 --> 00:06:17,594 [soft piano music] 181 00:06:17,638 --> 00:06:19,335 - Listen, next time you with the girls, 182 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,032 you just take a look at their feet. 183 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,817 That'll tell you everything you need to know. 184 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,253 - Their feet? 185 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:27,082 - You set your peepers on what's in their sneakers. 186 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,910 - Uh, what's-- what are you two talking about? 187 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,346 - Nothin'. 188 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,131 - Seems like a good time to go to the men's room. 189 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:35,830 - Oh, there it is. 190 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,875 - You eat cake before a match? 191 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:40,095 Dad doesn't even let us have guava juice. 192 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,184 - You gotta have cake every now and then, dude. 193 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:44,491 It's good for the brain. Come on, take a fork. 194 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,884 - When Tony Atlas said, "You gotta eat cake!" 195 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,887 At that time, I didn't know what he meant, but I do now. 196 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,020 Don't cheat yourself, treat yourself. 197 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:53,674 - Mm, that's a perfect cheat day mantra. 198 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:56,677 If I wasn't busy eating okra, I'd write that down. 199 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,418 [both chuckle] 200 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,289 - Unfortunately, that was not something my dad understood. 201 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:04,162 - Son, what are you doin'? No cake before a big match. 202 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:06,513 - Aw, come on Rock. He ain't doin' wrestling. 203 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:08,993 Let the boy enjoy himself. 204 00:07:09,037 --> 00:07:13,476 ♪ 205 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,696 - You want to eat that piece of cake, Dewey? 206 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:16,784 Go ahead. 207 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,220 Ah-ah! 208 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,962 But before you do, let me ask you one question. 209 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,355 Do you have standards for yourself? 210 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:26,271 - Um, yeah? 211 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,622 - You see us wrestlers, we live by a code: 212 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:31,451 what we will do and what we won't do. 213 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:34,671 When your standards start to slip, you get sloppy. 214 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:38,632 And when wrestlers get sloppy, bad things happen. 215 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:42,984 ♪ 216 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:46,509 You still want a bite of that cake? 217 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,903 - I did not take a bite of that cake. 218 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:50,078 - I mean, your dad made a good point. 219 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,427 - He did, no doubt, 220 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,516 and it's important to live by a code, 221 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,736 but he put so much pressure on himself 222 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:59,000 that he didn't need to and he was bound to blow. 223 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:00,436 But we're not there yet. 224 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,527 - Pasta with butter. 225 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,615 And a diet coke. 226 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,357 - Diet coke? 227 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,968 - The Big French. 228 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:14,189 - Are you pregnant? - No, just have an early night. 229 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,757 Have to be in court by 8:00 a.m. 230 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,106 For Lia's trial? 231 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,108 - It's not looking good for her, no? 232 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,458 - No. It's looking real bad. [laughs] 233 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,417 - That's a shame. I love the wrestling in Hawaii. 234 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:31,554 - Well, no one says you have to stop doing that. 235 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:32,990 In a few days, 236 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,427 I'm going to be the only promotion on this island, 237 00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,647 and I'm gonna treat you like a king. 238 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,301 - You want to talk business? - Yes. 239 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,172 - Okay, boss. We talk business. 240 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,654 But I only do it over a real drink, eh? 241 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,613 - Well, let's have a real drink then! 242 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:47,657 [chuckles] 243 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,050 I'll have whatever you're having. 244 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,879 - 40 whiskeys, please. 245 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:56,187 From the bottle shaped like brown butterflies. 246 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,017 - Small pours, please. [clears throat] 247 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:03,238 . 248 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:04,674 [clock ticking] 249 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,981 [soft indistinct chatter] 250 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,461 - Your witness is a half hour late. 251 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:10,593 Five more minutes and I-- 252 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,377 [door slams open loudly] - I'm here! 253 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,771 If it pleases the court, I'm here! 254 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,991 - Sir! Are you not wearing pants? 255 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:18,993 [gasps from court attendees] 256 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:22,126 - Uh, that is correct, Your Honor. 257 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,520 These are bike shorts. 258 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,436 That's, uh, butt lettering. 259 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,133 I think they're on backwards. 260 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:31,788 [Yao panting] 261 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,095 Listen, make this quick, okay? 262 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:35,792 Don't ask me any hard questions, 263 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,273 I'm still very drunk. 264 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,580 - Greg, what are you doing? 265 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,584 - Oh, uh, sorry. My mistake. 266 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,628 Wrong white lawyer. 267 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,543 [scattered chuckling] 268 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,806 - Mr. Yao, 269 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,635 we've seen the FBI tape of a woman threatening you. 270 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,724 Is that woman in this courtroom? 271 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,727 - Bang-bang. It's that lady right there. 272 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:00,687 - No further questions. 273 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,340 [Yao slaps table] 274 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,691 - Mr. Yao... 275 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,346 What did you do last night, sir? 276 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,260 - Objection. Relevance. 277 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,697 - Your Honor, 278 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,567 the question speaks to credibility and character. 279 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,656 - Overruled. 280 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,658 - What did you do last night? 281 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,312 [Ram Jam's "Black Betty"] 282 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,749 ♪ Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam ♪ 283 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,838 ♪ Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam ♪ 284 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,927 ♪ Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam ♪ 285 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,016 ♪ The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam ♪ 286 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,670 - Do it! 287 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:31,021 I am the king of Hawaiian Wrestling! 288 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:34,024 I said, do-- [screaming] 289 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,418 ♪ Woah, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam! ♪ 290 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,507 [insects droning] 291 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,508 [yelps] 292 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,814 What time is it? 293 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:43,164 I don't recall. 294 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,861 - So you were black out already? 295 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,124 - Objection. [indistinct murmuring] 296 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,082 - Withdrawn. 297 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,651 - Great hire. 298 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:52,869 - Your Honor, at this time the defense 299 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,262 would like to introduce new evidence: 300 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,525 Mr. Yao's credit card receipts from last night. 301 00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,483 At 3:35 a.m., 302 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:01,356 did you visit a Denim Jack's Tattoos & Piercings? 303 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,662 - No. - No? 304 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,881 So that's not a fresh tattoo on your bicep? 305 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,189 - Oh, whoa. 306 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,104 - Could you to read that for the court, sir? 307 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:16,458 - It says, "I love drugs"? 308 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:17,851 But it's not finished yet. 309 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:22,594 It will say, "I love drug stores." 310 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,206 - Do you really expect this jury to believe that, Mr. Yao? 311 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:28,818 [indistinct murmuring] 312 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,081 - No habla ingles. 313 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,126 - Excuse me? 314 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,431 - Por favor... 315 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,216 no habla ingles. 316 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,480 Uno, diez... 317 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,743 lo siento. 318 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,918 [sniffles] 319 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:42,919 - 'Not guilty' was the verdict 320 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,442 in the Lia Miavia trial today, 321 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,358 after prosecution's star witness, Greg Yao, 322 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:50,622 forgot how to speak English on the witness stand. 323 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,233 - I love the jury. 324 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,192 I am a lady innocent and they saw that. 325 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,281 Oh, and FBI! 326 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,456 Kill yourselves. 327 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,980 [overlapping chatter] 328 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:03,287 - My mom and grandmother knew that, like my father, 329 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:06,029 a lot of guys in the business had impulse control issues, 330 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,553 and Greg Yao was no exception, 331 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,165 so they knew if they sent Andre to run into him, 332 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,733 he'd do anything to land the big man... 333 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,430 - That's right. Bend the knee. 334 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,475 [Ram Jam's "Black Betty"] 335 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,435 [laughs and sighs] 336 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:24,308 - We'll find something on her. She'll go down. 337 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,485 - 50,000 fans in sold-out Aloha Stadium 338 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:28,878 are fired up, Pat! 339 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,794 - Weeks of bad blood, dead snakes, 340 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,666 and ruined lives have all lead up to this, 341 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,669 the Backyard Brawl-B-Q! 342 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,280 [cheers and applause] 343 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,978 ♪ 344 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:45,503 - Hello everyone! [cheers and applause] 345 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,331 It's good to be back, 346 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,944 but I wouldn't be here without the help of my daughter, Ata. 347 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,033 She's done such an amazing job 348 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,644 in my unfortunate and stupid absence! 349 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,994 [cheers and applause] 350 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:02,259 And also a very special, giant-sized thank you to Andre. 351 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,131 I hope you're not too hung over. 352 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,002 - I had four omelets before bed, 353 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,787 and I'm fresh as a daisy. 354 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,833 To Lia. [cheers and applause] 355 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,835 - Before I got here tonight, 356 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,098 I got a call from Vince McMahon, 357 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,448 and I'm sure a lot of you got a call, too. 358 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,102 He's putting on an event 359 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,712 that's going to take our business 360 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,497 to even greater heights! 361 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,978 [applause and laughter] 362 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,459 - Okay boys, stay safe, and let's tear the house down! 363 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,897 [cheers and applause] 364 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,376 - Hey Andre. 365 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,552 What was Lia talking about? Did you get a phone call? 366 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,032 - This morning, boss. 367 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,600 Vince is putting on a big match on pay-per-view. 368 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,254 He's calling it... 369 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,734 - WrestleMania. - Whoa. 370 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:43,910 - It would change the sport forever. 371 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,912 - How'd Rocky handle not being selected? 372 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,391 - Not well. 373 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,740 Not well at all. 374 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:52,179 [ominous music] 375 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:55,835 . 376 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,575 - We've got a full card tonight, Pat, 377 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,707 With grudges to settle 378 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,143 and a lot of violent promises to keep. 379 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,623 - I wish I didn't have to blink, 380 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:04,582 'cause I don't want to miss a second! 381 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,802 - This capacity crowd none too happy 382 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,022 to see the two gentlemen come into the ring right now. 383 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,328 Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff 384 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:14,114 looking unstoppable today, Gene! 385 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,159 - Let's go! [bell rings] 386 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,509 [Sweet's "Ballroom Blitz"] 387 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,337 [upbeat rock music] 388 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,296 - Whoo! 389 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,124 ♪ 390 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,386 [bell rings] 391 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,909 [cheers and applause] 392 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,738 - Oh, my God! It's been 14 days, Pat! 393 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,261 Those underwear are used! 394 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,830 - I've never seen a pair of undies that gigantic, Gene! 395 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,397 - Yeah! 396 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,529 - Well, it looks like Andre wins this one by default 397 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,923 since we saw him toss Big John's Studd's truck 398 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,142 off a cliff! 399 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,404 [truck horn honking] 400 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,927 [cheers and applause] 401 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,408 - I'm coming for you, Andre! You're mine! 402 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,888 [cheers and applause] 403 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:51,412 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 404 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,457 ♪ And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" ♪ 405 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,416 ♪ And it turned into a ballroom blitz ♪ 406 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,766 ♪ And the girl in the corner said, "boy I wanna warn you, ♪ 407 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,376 ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪ 408 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,683 ♪ Ballroom blitz 409 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,032 ♪ Ballroom blitz 410 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,642 - Steamboat's letting Savage know 411 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,079 that's what happens 412 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,950 when you mess with another man's radio, Gene! 413 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,996 ♪ 414 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,607 - What's Jake got in that bag, Pat? 415 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,262 His snake Desdemona's been chopped up and cooked! 416 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,872 - Desdemona may be dead, 417 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,962 but her spawn is here to avenge her! 418 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,312 I give you...Damien! 419 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,184 [riotous cheers and applause] 420 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,012 - ♪ It'll turn into a ballroom blitz ♪ 421 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,056 ♪ Ballroom blitz 422 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,275 - I knew Damien would get over. 423 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,190 - Welcome to the show, little man! 424 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,278 [Ata laughs] 425 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,497 [cheers and applause] 426 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,152 [electricity thumps] - [gasps] 427 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,762 [suspenseful music] 428 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,286 Whoa, whoa, whoa, - Hang on. 429 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,287 Oh, here we go, Pat! - Whoa! 430 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,810 - There it comes! 431 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,638 The cage! 432 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,249 When this cage comes all the way down 433 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,990 and the match begins, 434 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,124 there's nothing more exciting in professional wrestling! 435 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,299 [metallic rattling] 436 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,430 [cage clanks deeply] 437 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,041 [cheers and applause] 438 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,651 - It's time. 439 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,696 - It's time for the main event! 440 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,830 Rowdy Roddy Piper and George "The Animal" Steele 441 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,310 led to the ring by their manager, 442 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,138 Classy Freddie Blassie... 443 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:08,097 [booing] 444 00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,578 [soft dramatic music] 445 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,014 ♪ 446 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,408 And here come their opponents, the Soul Patrol, 447 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,845 Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas. 448 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,979 [Ennio Morricone's "The Ecstasy of Gold"] 449 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,025 ♪ 450 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,896 [cheers and applause] 451 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,463 - Go, Dad! 452 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,683 ♪ 453 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,033 - That cage looks formidable, Gene. 454 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,687 And the only way to win 455 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,037 is for both members to escape the cage! 456 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,473 - Only two ways out. 457 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,823 Through the door or over the top! 458 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,783 And speaking of over the top, that's how tensions have been 459 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,394 between Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas. 460 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,222 - Everyone is wondering if these two 461 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:50,183 can put their infighting aside and get a win tonight! 462 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,662 [bell rings] 463 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:54,187 - ♪ [operatic vocalizing] 464 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:58,365 ♪ 465 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,454 [inaudible] 466 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:07,591 ♪ 467 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,074 [thudding impact] 468 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,642 [high-pitched ringing] 469 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,081 [tense musical crescendo] 470 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,430 [thudding impact] 471 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,737 - Oh, that accidental elbow from Tony Atlas 472 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,695 has opened up a cut on Rocky's forehead! 473 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:25,914 He's bleeding badly. 474 00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,394 - This is what Dad was worried about. 475 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,309 Tony got sloppy. 476 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,441 [cheers and applause] 477 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,443 - Well, Rocky's back in it, 478 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,837 and he's putting the fist to Rowdy Roddie Piper. 479 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,795 - What a masterful work 480 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:41,582 by the Soul Patrol in this cage match! 481 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,236 [cheers and applause] [chain link rattles] 482 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,542 - Rocky the first man to exit the ring! 483 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,370 - This match may be over, Gene-- 484 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,719 but no! 485 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,069 Piper and Steele have got Tony Atlas! 486 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,896 They're throwing him into the mat! 487 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,333 - Oh, my God. We're finally here. 488 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,726 We're back where we started! - Yes, we are. 489 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,946 - Freddie Blassie has chained the door shut! 490 00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,383 Rocky has gotta find a way to save his partner! 491 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:06,955 all: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! 492 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:08,304 - Dad! 493 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:11,786 all: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! 494 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,223 [booing] 495 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,920 - What's going on? Where's he going? 496 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,140 - Is Rocky abandoning his partner mid-match? 497 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,056 - I think he's lost his head, Pat. 498 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,623 [booing] 499 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,060 - Where is Rocky going? 500 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,975 [door slams open loudly] 501 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:30,109 [booing continuing distantly] 502 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,076 - [panting] 503 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,035 [booing continuing] 504 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:55,569 [Ennio Morricone's "The Ecstasy of Gold"] 505 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,485 [riotous cheers and applause] 506 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,617 ♪ 507 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,706 - Mom, can you believe this? 508 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:07,885 - ♪ [operatic vocalizing] 509 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,583 - He's coming back! 510 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,019 He's coming back! - Rocky's back! 511 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:16,459 ♪ 512 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,331 [inaudible] 513 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,202 all: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 514 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,508 [cheers and applause] 515 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:26,861 all: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 516 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:31,779 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 517 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:34,608 [cheers and applause] 518 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:40,918 ♪ 519 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,226 - Rocky and Tony heading for the door! 520 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,664 - But look! Steele and Piper are climbing the cage! 521 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,449 - The first team out of the cage wins! 522 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,885 - What a match, Gene! 523 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,235 all: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 524 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,932 [bell rings] And the Soul Patrol does it! 525 00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,717 - The Soul Patrol wins! 526 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,067 - I am so proud of you! 527 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,895 Listen to them! They love it! 528 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,897 - I knew they would! 529 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:08,207 all: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 530 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,907 Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! 531 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,952 - So did Tony get sloppy? 532 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,476 Did he really cut Rocky by accident? 533 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,781 - Oh, no. 534 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,305 It's called "getting color" in our business. 535 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,567 You just a take razor blade 536 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,525 and little nick in the right spot. 537 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,961 My dad didn't do it that often, 538 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,963 but my mom had set up the tension so well 539 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,400 between my dad and Tony 540 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,358 that they both agreed it would help get him over. 541 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,882 - Mm. Rocky must've felt like he was on top of the world. 542 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,449 - [inhales deeply] He did. 543 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,756 But the problem with adulation is 544 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:36,800 it makes you want more. 545 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,280 And the love of the crowd 546 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,630 is one of the most addictive things there is. 547 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,284 - Aside from this Turnbuckle Fudge, 548 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,938 page 97 of your cookbook, 549 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,940 right after The People's Steamed Cod. 550 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:46,941 - Oh, you want some cod? 551 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,203 - Um-- - Yeah! 552 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,292 Hey, Frankie! Let's steam up some cod! 553 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,685 - I feel sick. 554 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,774 - Remember what I said about my dad's issues 555 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,515 with impulse control? 556 00:20:55,558 --> 00:21:00,911 - So then Rocky, bruddah, that was one hell of a match. 557 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,348 - Thanks, man. - [chuckles] 558 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,263 - God, it felt good hearing the crowd chant my name. 559 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,746 Hey, that promoter you work for in Saudi Arabia 560 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:10,704 is a fan of mine? 561 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:11,792 - Mm-hmm. 562 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:13,315 - Give me his number. 563 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,100 - What about your contract with Vince? 564 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,276 - What about it? 565 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,278 [intro to Ram Jam's "Black Betty"]