1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:06,267 Randall, that is so surprising. 2 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:08,051 I was surprised, too, Bibi, but it's true. 3 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,097 The French Bulldog has been voted 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:13,448 the most popular small dog in North America. 5 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,276 I think Cheese would agree with that. 6 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,104 Wouldn't you, Cheese? all: Aww. 7 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,409 I think she would, Bibi. 8 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:20,759 [laughter] 9 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,544 And I don't know why she has to dress like me. 10 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:25,242 [laughter] 11 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,029 [both sigh] 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,421 In more serious news, 13 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:33,511 Americans continue to miss their morning cup of joe 14 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:36,993 thanks to the ongoing global coffee bean shortage. 15 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:39,691 The lack of caffeine is fueling the collective ire 16 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,259 against President Taft, who was caught enjoying 17 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,522 an affogato at a private event. 18 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,090 Affogato-gate has many citizens wondering 19 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,265 if they would have been better off 20 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:50,093 with Dwayne Johnson as president. 21 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,529 Randall, you've spent a lot of time 22 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,836 with then-candidate Johnson on the campaign trail. 23 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:56,404 - He's my best friend, yes. - So where's he been, Babe-ili? 24 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:59,102 I mean, it's been a full year since the election, 25 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,539 and no one has seen Dwayne Johnson. 26 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,542 Official word is, he decided to step out of the public eye 27 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:08,198 to focus on family, businesses, and charities 28 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,070 until yesterday... 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,508 when the elusive Johnson was spotted in a parking lot. 30 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,510 - What's your name, champ? - Nico. 31 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,207 Nico. 32 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,253 You doing good, Nico? You stayin' strong? 33 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,211 Yeah, I wish you were president, though. 34 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,518 [chuckles] Yeah, you and my mom. 35 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:26,042 My mom says it must be hard 36 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,609 knowing America doesn't need you. 37 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,132 all: Ooh. 38 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,134 Okay, uh, let's go meet Dad. 39 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:34,094 - Oh, my goodness. - Ouch. 40 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,312 Whew. 41 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,575 Um, we have to take a quick break. 42 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,838 This is "Chatter Box" with Randall Park. 43 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,580 And Bibi Storrs. We'll be right back. 44 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,713 Okay, and we're live again in five, everyone. 45 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,154 - You about to send a nude? - [gasps] 46 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,677 Don't. 47 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:56,420 [laughing] 48 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:59,684 Bibi, ugh, I swear. 49 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:00,903 [doorbell rings] 50 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:03,210 Hey, Dwayne! - Hey. 51 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,907 Oh, man. 52 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:06,952 Oh, my God. 53 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:10,086 Oh, it's so good to see you. - Good to see you. Yup. 54 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,262 [sighs] 55 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,959 Aw. - Aw! 56 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:16,005 - Aww! - [laughs] 57 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,181 This feels like home. 58 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,269 You gonna let go? 59 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,836 There we go. Ahh. - Yes. Yes. 60 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,098 - Yeah. - Yes. 61 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,708 All right. Come on in. 62 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,928 You know, I haven't seen you since we recorded voiceover 63 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,059 for that movie "Huskies." 64 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:30,019 [adventurous music] 65 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:32,064 ♪ 66 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,718 I want to be a husky. 67 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:36,591 And one day, we will be. 68 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,288 Great film, huh? - Yeah. 69 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,160 Are you excited about the sequel? 70 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,465 Wha--what sequel? 71 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,469 Hey, man. Yeah, so, uh, wha-- 72 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,992 what's up with the emergency text? 73 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:49,995 Um, I-I just wanted to make sure you're okay. 74 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,214 I saw the parking lot video. 75 00:02:51,214 --> 00:02:52,911 Oh, come on, Randall, I'm fine. 76 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,739 Totally fine. Thank you for asking. 77 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:55,523 Are you hungry? 78 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,655 So are these bad boys. 79 00:02:57,655 --> 00:03:00,528 Uh, you know, I actually am, like, really hungry, 80 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,182 but I guess we can eat after. 81 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,574 Yeah, fish first. 82 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:06,621 - So you sure you're good? - Yes, man, I am great. 83 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:09,493 And I'm so happy that I'm not running for president anymore. 84 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,626 I don't have to be perfect. I don't have to be polished. 85 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,193 I can finally be myself again. 86 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,325 I can roll around in my pickup truck. 87 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,892 I can tell my dirty jokes, 88 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,372 like the one about the Catholic pig. 89 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,069 Did I ever tell you that one? - No. 90 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:23,203 All right, so a Catholic pig walks into the doctor's office. 91 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,770 And [bleep]. 92 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,164 And the doctor said, "You want me to do what?" 93 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:30,732 And the pig goes [bleep]. 94 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,255 And [bleep]... 95 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,605 bagpipes [bleep]. 96 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,346 And then that's when the squirrel walked in 97 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,696 and [bleep]. 98 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:41,046 Then he said, "I gotta make sure that thing fits." 99 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,526 [laughs] 100 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,876 Can you imagine me saying that on the campaign trail? 101 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:47,270 I can't imagine anyone saying that ever. 102 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,881 I know, that's why the joke is so awesome. 103 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,361 No, look, I am good. 104 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:54,016 And of course, the election was a very public loss, 105 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:58,281 but I've spent a lifetime as a man in the arena, 106 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,761 like that great Teddy Roosevelt quote. 107 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:00,936 Do you know that one? - Mm. 108 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,372 "It's not the critic who counts..." 109 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,026 - Mm-hmm. - "The credit belongs 110 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,550 to the man who was actually in the arena." 111 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,292 "And who at the worst, if he fails, 112 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,729 "at least fails while daring greatly 113 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,383 "so that his place shall never be 114 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,820 "with those cold and timid souls 115 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:19,041 who neither know victory nor defeat." 116 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,085 Powerful. 117 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,348 Great man, great moustache. 118 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,263 Similar to my moustache, right? 119 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,829 Mm. 120 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:29,094 Randall, I have won and lost in big arenas my entire life. 121 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:33,011 Plus, I've also grown up with men and women in the arena. 122 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,535 And I can tell you firsthand 123 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:37,538 the ups and downs that come with all of that, 124 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,061 like when my dad found out 125 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:42,891 he wasn't going to be on the card for WrestleMania I. 126 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:45,720 He went to Saudi Arabia to wrestle for the WWF 127 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,417 and possibly an additional show 128 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,333 with a promoter that my Uncle Afa had connected him with. 129 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,335 Man, I love Riyadh. 130 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,771 We haven't even wrestled a match yet, 131 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,164 and they're treating us like stars. 132 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:58,036 Hey, I love it, too, brother. Look at this. 133 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:01,170 We got gold chains sitting out here next to cucumbers. 134 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,345 [both laugh] 135 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,608 Habibi, are you Rocky Johnson? 136 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,654 The one and only. You got a pen or-- 137 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:08,699 I have a phone call for you. 138 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,313 - Hello? - Rocky! 139 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,619 Pat Patterson. - Pat? 140 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,491 Hey, how--how--how did-- how did--how did you, uh-- 141 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,622 We know, Rock. 142 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:20,972 - Know...? - We know! 143 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,974 Me and Vince know you booked a show over there 144 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,150 in Saudi Arabia for some other promoter, 145 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:28,458 even though you're under an exclusive contract with us. 146 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,373 I-I--uh, you--you know, 147 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,462 I thought I'd fit in a show out here 148 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:35,160 since you guys are busy planning WrestleMania. 149 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,207 'Ey, it's fortuitous. 150 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,861 - It is? - It is! 151 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,906 Vince wants to open up the Saudi Arabia market, too, 152 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,821 you know. A lot of money over there. 153 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,780 So you'll lead the way internationally 154 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,738 while Vince focuses on WrestleMania. 155 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,392 He's betting the farm on this one. 156 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,828 No one's ever done a pay-per-view 157 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,700 wrestling show before. Are people gonna watch? 158 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,919 [scoffs] I don't know. What are we, boxing? 159 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,399 Listen, tell Vince 160 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,401 I'm gonna wrestle for the WWF out here. 161 00:05:58,401 --> 00:06:01,622 Exclusively for us, yeah? Not for some other promoter? 162 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,101 Of course. 163 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,930 I'm under contract with you, and I'm gonna honor that. 164 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,584 That's it. 165 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,847 I'll let Vince know. He'll be happy to hear it. 166 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:12,807 Talk to you soon, Rock. - A'ight, thanks, Pat. 167 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,939 Now I just gotta tell Afa. 168 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,513 Taxi! 169 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:24,993 [tires screech] 170 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,866 Rocky made good on his promise, though. 171 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,086 He wrestled exclusively for the WWF 172 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:34,394 and opened up Saudi Arabia as a new territory. 173 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,396 And the fans loved him. 174 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,528 There was just one problem: 175 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,269 WrestleMania. 176 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,836 It was groundbreaking, 177 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,316 unlike anything anyone had ever seen. 178 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:47,624 Shattered records, live attendance, pay-per-view. 179 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,452 It was a phenomenon that would change 180 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,715 professional wrestling forever. 181 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,325 Sometimes we think we're on top, 182 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:56,764 but in reality, the bottom has dropped out. 183 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,464 Let me tell you something, brother! 184 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,944 Yes, Afa, like I told you when you called an hour ago, 185 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:04,336 as soon as Rocky gets in from his flight, 186 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,555 I'll have him give you a ring. 187 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,949 Sorry, I'm just so eager to talk to him. 188 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,299 That trip to Saudi Arabia really bonded you two, huh? 189 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:12,083 Oh, our relationship will never be the same. 190 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,390 [chuckles] Okay, fa. 191 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:20,875 [sighs] 192 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:23,530 You think Dad and Hulk Hogan will ever team up? 193 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,748 [doorbell ringing] 194 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:28,099 Well, I guess you can ask him yourself. 195 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,014 - Champ's home! - Dad! 196 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,581 Hey, Dew! 197 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,801 Oh, look at you. 198 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,498 Thanks, buddy. 199 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,239 There she is. 200 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,677 I missed you, honey. 201 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:41,939 Oh, I missed you too, babe. 202 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,463 I missed both of you. 203 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:47,249 Also, I picked you up a little road gold. 204 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:49,947 Oh, it is gorgeous, but it looks expensive! 205 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,558 Uh-uh, no buts. 206 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,647 I took care of my lady 207 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:56,650 and my boy. 208 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,478 A Saudi Arabian Mazinga? 209 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,479 Thank you! 210 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:02,917 Awesome. 211 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,093 Oh, I'm so glad things went well for you out there. 212 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:08,444 Me, too, babe. Me too. 213 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,620 Uh, actually, I was thinking 214 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,622 about that conversation we had before I left, 215 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,494 the one about you breaking off from Lia 216 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,496 and starting our own promotion business. 217 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,454 Funny, I've been thinking about that a lot, too. 218 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,500 Look, the--the way things went overseas, 219 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,981 it seems like I'm on this rocket ship with the WWF. 220 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,330 And who knows what territory 221 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,202 they're gonna have me open up next? 222 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,509 It made me think that 223 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:33,556 maybe we should hold off starting our own promotion. 224 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,516 You know, don't rock the boat while the seas are smooth. 225 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,954 I'm so relieved to hear you say that. 226 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,085 I agree with you! 227 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:42,478 - Really? - Yes! 228 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,436 So you like working with Lars Anderson? 229 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,090 No! 230 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:49,006 But I had this dream last night. 231 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:52,314 [crowd cheering] 232 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:55,099 [organ music] 233 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,840 Sir, I'll take a malt. 234 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,320 You need a ball? 235 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,495 No, Mom, a malt. 236 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:02,106 A ball? Yes, I have one. 237 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,067 Here you go, my beautiful daughter. 238 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:08,852 And this one is for you, too. 239 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,680 And this one. 240 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,595 Here is another. 241 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,727 Mom, why do you have so many-- 242 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,206 Wait, give one back. 243 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,469 I'm thirsty. 244 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,601 Thirsty? 245 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,698 Could I bother you for a baby melon, miss? 246 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:31,309 I'm parched from delivering the Gettysburg Address. 247 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,573 Of course, Honest Abe. 248 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,534 And then Abe and my mom started kissing, 249 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,666 and that's when I woke up. 250 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,712 The hell kind of dream is that? 251 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:43,713 An informative one. 252 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:46,324 Baseballs symbolize opportunity. 253 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,283 Watermelons mean vengeance. - Okay. 254 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,241 And Abraham Lincoln is obviously a metaphor 255 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,373 for my father, Peter. 256 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,595 I agree with you. 257 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,553 I'm gonna give working with Lars and my mom a shot. 258 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,860 Well, great. That's all you had to say. 259 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,383 [both laugh] 260 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,865 [phone ringing] 261 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:05,996 That's probably Afa. 262 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,084 He's been trying to get ahold of you. 263 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,739 - Nuh-uh, that can wait. - Ah! 264 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:10,914 Pack your bags. 265 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,438 Vince invited all his VIPs 266 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:16,137 to a big party in New York City. 267 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,704 [gasps] 268 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,836 The WWF partnered with Cyndi Lauper 269 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,446 on her new music video, "Good Enough," 270 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,187 from the movie "The Goonies." 271 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,798 And Vince threw a party to celebrate 272 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,495 the video's premiere. 273 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,149 And my dad was ready to celebrate 274 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,368 his success in Saudi Arabia. 275 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:33,720 Oh, there are so many famous people here. 276 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,765 That's what other people are sayin' about us. 277 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:39,116 Dad, you gotta introduce me to Hulk Hogan. 278 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,118 Except my son, who keeps me grounded. 279 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,772 [both laugh] 280 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,469 Wow, Mr. T? 281 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,123 Let me tell you something, Chunk. 282 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,472 You make me laugh. 283 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,822 You make me laugh, too, Mr. T. 284 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,301 How so, Chunk? 285 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,178 - Mm. - [chuckles] 286 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,527 Hey, look who it is. 287 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,268 - Rocky Baba! - Hey. 288 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,661 We missed you at WrestleMania, Rock. 289 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,271 Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it. 290 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,752 Vince needed me in Saudi Arabia 291 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,710 opening up that international territory. 292 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,669 That right? 293 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,322 Hadn't heard about the international thing. 294 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,584 It's gonna be huge, Lou. 295 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,977 I'll catch up with Vince tonight 296 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,676 and talk about which territory I'ma open up next. 297 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,720 Maybe Austria. 298 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,200 Wrestle some of them von Trapps. 299 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,505 [laughter] 300 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,116 Is Hulk Hogan here? 301 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,379 Hey, kid, what are we, chopped liver? 302 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,598 Yeah, we definitely chopped liver. 303 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,384 Come on, Dew. Let's go find him. 304 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:32,474 Just look for the tan bald spot. 305 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:37,914 [speaking Samoan] 306 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,703 Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention 307 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,750 to the stage for WWF Chairman Vince McMahon. 308 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,710 [all cheering] 309 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,803 Thank you all for joining us tonight. 310 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,893 Uh, boy, it's been a special month for the WWF. 311 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,373 As you know, because the whole world knows, 312 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,202 WrestleMania was a phenomenal success! 313 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,726 [all cheering] 314 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,727 Yeah. 315 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,902 And one of the big reasons why 316 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,773 is a woman I'm about to introduce. 317 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:14,821 One of the great talents of our time, Miss Cyndi Lauper! 318 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,780 [all cheering] 319 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:18,825 Thank you. 320 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,740 - Yeah! - Thank you, thank you. 321 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,568 Well, Hulk said he got a little nervous 322 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,005 walking through the city at night, 323 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,746 so I said I'd escort him. 324 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,356 [laughter] 325 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:32,403 You mess with me, you get the 11 1/2-inch pythons. 326 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,015 [all cheering] - Whoo! Yeah! 327 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:38,583 Anyways, I always felt like rock music and wrestling, 328 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:42,370 they belong together like an unstoppable tag team. 329 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,415 So I'm proud to introduce 330 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:48,419 what the WWF and I made: "Good Enough." 331 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,813 ♪ Good enough for you 332 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:54,251 ♪ Is good enough for me 333 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,906 ♪ It's good enough 334 00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:00,997 Yeah! Yeah! 335 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,477 [shouting] 336 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,305 I'm not sure what this has to do with "The Goonies," 337 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,915 but the video is great. 338 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,396 It just would have been better if I was in it. 339 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:11,268 This video is the best thing I ever saw! 340 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,618 Look how strong my body looks! Zoom it! 341 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,794 I just don't understand 342 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,752 what kinda gas station I was running. 343 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,322 Hey, brother, got a minute? 344 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,671 You're Rocky Johnson's kid, right? 345 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,412 Uh-- 346 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,022 That headband you got on, little man, 347 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,764 it's a prototype, the only one in existence. 348 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,200 I was testing it out for wearability 349 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,593 before we mass-produce, brother. 350 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:34,030 So I gotta ask you to do the Hulkster a favor. 351 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,553 You think I can have it back? 352 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,991 Promise I'll send you a new one in a few weeks. 353 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,603 Uh, yeah. Here. 354 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,605 I spilled a little cream cheese on it. 355 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,607 Duly noted, Hulkamaniac. 356 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,696 Eat your vitamins! 357 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,480 I will. 358 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,266 Whoa. Wait, which vitamins? 359 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,443 Hey, kid, put your hand out. 360 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,314 That's also one of a kind. 361 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,229 Thanks, Cyndi Lauper. 362 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,840 Well, aren't you gonna wear it? 363 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,102 It's kinda big. 364 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,844 Just keep your hands open. 365 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,193 That's it. 366 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,977 What's your name? - Dewey Johnson. 367 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,415 Very cool, Dewey Johnson. Very cool. 368 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,637 They used my worst takes! 369 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,335 I disagree. I was there. 370 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,511 And that was as good as you gave them. 371 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,904 [laughter] 372 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,123 Rocky. 373 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,472 Hey, good to see ya. 374 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,474 Hey, Vince. Oh, good to see you, brother. 375 00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,867 How you doin'? - Doing great. Doing great. 376 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,998 Hey, can you do me a favor real quick? 377 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,217 Yeah. 378 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,479 Can you get that knife out of my back? 379 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,350 Ahh! 380 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:36,353 [laughter] 381 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,442 - Enjoy yourself. - All right. 382 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,576 I didn't know what "knife in the back" meant, 383 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,056 but I knew it wasn't good. 384 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,190 - So Vince was mad? - Yeah, Vince was pissed. 385 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,757 But I thought Pat said he was okay 386 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,237 with what happened in Saudi Arabia. 387 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,934 My dad broke his contract with Vince, 388 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,066 and that's the bottom line. 389 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,719 Now, if WrestleMania had flopped, 390 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:58,114 then maybe Rocky Johnson in the international marketplace 391 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,159 might have been a priority. 392 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:03,032 But it didn't, so he wasn't. 393 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,165 Yeah, work conflict can be rough. 394 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,907 You know, my coworker, Bibi, slightly lowered my chair 395 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,040 because she thought I was parking too close to her car. 396 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,346 - Were you? - Yes. 397 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,782 There you go; that's what happens 398 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,958 when two people enter the arena, Randall and Bibi. 399 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,394 Yeah. I hate her. 400 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,005 You know that moment at the party I told you about? 401 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,310 That was the beginning 402 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,617 of a real rough patch in my dad's career. 403 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,228 And it was also something that I had experienced myself 404 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,230 when I first started wrestling for the WWE. 405 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,363 This is when you were wrestling under the name 406 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,408 Rocky Maivia, right? - That's right. 407 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,454 Rocky Maivia, Intercontinental Champion. 408 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,544 The good guy, the babyface who fans were supposed to love, 409 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,373 but they hated me. 410 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,636 They were booing me in arenas all across the country. 411 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:44,595 They even booed me right outta WrestleMania 13. 412 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,510 Eventually, I realized that they were only doing it 413 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,990 because I wasn't being authentic 414 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,296 and I wasn't being real. 415 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:53,126 But in that moment back then, I didn't know it. 416 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,258 That Intercontinental belt on my lap 417 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,391 meant I was one of the two most important champions 418 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,436 in the company, but I felt like 419 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,873 the biggest loser in the world. 420 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,050 Sometimes it could be really lonely 421 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,747 when you're the man in the arena. 422 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:09,185 But as treacherous of a place as a locker room can be, 423 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,534 the empathy of the boys, 424 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,362 even my most competitive colleagues, 425 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,929 that was something I'll never forget. 426 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,671 Do you wanna wear my mask for a little while? 427 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,194 Like, to the store? 428 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,326 Might cheer you up. 429 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,197 I got 36 beers in my locker. 430 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,764 Help yourself to all of 'em. 431 00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:23,808 I drew this for ya. 432 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,071 What's that cloud thing? 433 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,289 It's a fart. 434 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,770 The fart's pushing you. 435 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:32,295 Meanwhile, Vince had seen all he needed to see. 436 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,384 You can only push someone on the fans for so long. 437 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,473 Take the belt off the kid. 438 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,648 Okay, boss. 439 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,215 So that's exactly what happened. 440 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,043 I lost the Intercontinental Championship 441 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,827 to my good buddy, Owen Hart. 442 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,742 As much as that sucked, 443 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,744 at least things were better outside the ring. 444 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,659 Dany and I had gotten back together. 445 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,748 And soon after, I moved back in with her. 446 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,707 [dumbbell thuds] Whoo! 447 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,622 That was a good set. 448 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,971 Right? - Yes. 449 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,017 There we go. 450 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,194 Now you can see all the spices you have. 451 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:04,153 Oh, you're out of onion flakes. 452 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,547 Thank you, Mrs. Johnson. 453 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:07,765 There we go. 454 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,246 Now you can remember where you come from 455 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,466 every time you walk in. 456 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,729 And here's the bowl for your keys. 457 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,384 Thank you, Grandma. 458 00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,386 She was rolling with my family pretty well. 459 00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,779 And she even made it to some of my matches. 460 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,913 There was a section reserved for wives and girlfriends, 461 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:29,004 and Dany would come straight from her job at Merrill Lynch. 462 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,441 So nice that you brought your lawyer to the match. 463 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,182 Ha! 464 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,966 - That's my man. - Yeah. 465 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,230 Unfortunately, it felt like I was living out 466 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,623 in pro wrestling what happened to my dad. 467 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:42,278 I went from being the champ and wrestling on TV every week 468 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,758 to wrestling sporadically, 469 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,587 often not on TV, and always losing. 470 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,894 [epic music] 471 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:56,771 ♪ 472 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,167 It was all a little too familiar. 473 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,603 Ring the bell! 474 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,652 One, two, there! 475 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,741 Ring the bell! 476 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,700 My dad went from wrestling in the WWF 477 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,484 to wrestling at used-car dealerships 478 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,051 in less than two years. 479 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,053 But he was still doing everything he could 480 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,708 to earn a living and take care of our family, 481 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,231 and I'll always love him for that. 482 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,015 Why can't we turn on the radio? 483 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,756 Because it drains the battery! 484 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:29,151 You want me to buy a car without testing the radio? 485 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,066 Are you crazy? - Who are we kidding? 486 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,329 You can't afford this car! - Hey! 487 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,157 - You struck my car? - Oh, yeah! 488 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,464 Oh, you better get your hands off of me. 489 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,639 Get outta my lot! - Hey! 490 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,031 Hey, look! It's Rocky Johnson! 491 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,164 I just wanna test the radio! 492 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,471 You can't test the radio! 493 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,602 Ahh! 494 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,604 Hey, glasses, look! He can't breathe! 495 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,258 This is the best deal you're gonna find! 496 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,130 Watch the fight in the ring! 497 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,960 Hell of a show, Dad. 498 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,049 Hey, thank you, Dew. 499 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,921 Crowd could have been better, though. 500 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,315 That fight by the old Maverick pulled a lot of focus. 501 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,055 That guy should have let him turn on the radio. 502 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,319 How's he gonna buy a car without testing the radio? 503 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,975 It'll probably be the last match of mine you'll see 504 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,803 before you head to Miami. 505 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:16,329 Wish it was memorable for a different reason. 506 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:18,505 It's gonna be hard being so far away from home. 507 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:23,205 Ah, not as hard as playing bigtime D-1 football. 508 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,207 I'm ready. 509 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,470 I know you are, son. 510 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,472 Just remember, it's a rare opportunity 511 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,562 for an athlete to compete on a stage that big. 512 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:33,737 It's hard work getting there, 513 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,435 and it's hard work staying there. 514 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,698 But you always gotta give it everything you got. 515 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,006 My dad was giving me advice, 516 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,531 but it also felt like a pep talk for himself. 517 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,097 But I took that with me, 518 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:49,405 and it helped me during that difficult time in 1997 519 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:53,017 when I was doing untelevised WWF house shows. 520 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,195 The tougher things got around me, the harder I worked. 521 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,066 I was gonna rise to the challenge 522 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,850 and give it everything I got. 523 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,854 [yelling] 524 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:06,683 Little did I know things were about to get even harder. 525 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,821 That must have been so hard, getting injured 526 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,431 with everything up in the air like that. 527 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:16,780 Yeah, that was tough. 528 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,696 And I had a long and uncertain road ahead of me. 529 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,263 But you've known me long enough now 530 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,832 to know that I've dealt with a few failures in my life. 531 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,486 So what was harder? 532 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,835 Going down with that injury 533 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,315 or losing the presidential election? 534 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,448 Oh, man, in a life full of ups and downs, 535 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,929 those were two real low points. 536 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,105 But that's also part of being the man in the arena. 537 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:40,500 If I fail, at least I fail while daring greatly. 538 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,154 You know, in the case of running for president, 539 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,287 I think I just stepped into the wrong arena. 540 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,682 My place is not in the world of politics, 541 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:49,683 and I'm okay with that. 542 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,380 - Hmm. - Come on. 543 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,687 [phone buzzing] 544 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,297 Hold on one second. 545 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:59,301 Ah, speaking of which, an old buddy. 546 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,042 What's up, Mr. President? 547 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,044 Hi, Dwayne. 548 00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,175 How did you know this was me? 549 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,786 - Taft? - Is that Taft? 550 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,570 Yeah, this is President Taft. 551 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:08,876 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 552 00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,052 I have the White House number in my phone... 553 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:13,228 and I'll update it later. 554 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,925 Tell him I'm here but I don't say hi. 555 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,057 Randall's here and he says hello. 556 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,363 - No. - All right, Mr. President. 557 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,366 So... what's up? 558 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,281 There's a national emergency, Dwayne. 559 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,719 The people need you. 560 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,329 What's going on? 561 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:28,765 [dramatic music] 562 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:30,767 I think that's a good idea.