1 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:04,352 . 2 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:07,311 [tense music] 3 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,096 - Dwayne, the country needs you 4 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,314 in this moment of crisis. 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:11,620 - Of course, Mr. President. 6 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,361 You mentioned the national emergency. 7 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:14,492 - Yes. 8 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,320 America is in a difficult position 9 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:17,843 right now. We-- [notifications chime] 10 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:20,150 - Oh. Sorry. 11 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,457 It's Chatterbox. 12 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:23,632 They want me to go to the zoo 13 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:25,155 and cover the birth of a baby seal. 14 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:26,809 [scoffs] Ignore. 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,508 - I thought you said he wasn't part of the press anymore. 16 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,728 - Well, Randall is here as my good friend, 17 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,338 my very quiet, good friend. 18 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:38,212 You gonna throw that key away? 19 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,302 - Oh. - Just throw it--yeah. 20 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:49,397 - There you go. - Okay. Well, as you know, 21 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,095 the global coffee shortage is getting worse. 22 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,662 The people want a scapegoat, 23 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:56,056 so my approval rate is plummeting. 24 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,840 But there is a fix. 25 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,624 Are you familiar with the country of Gjelgjiughm? 26 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:02,192 - Oh, took home to gold, silver, and bronze 27 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,151 in skeet shooting during the 2028 Olympics. 28 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,370 - No. - Then no. 29 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,111 - Small country, fairly insular, 30 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,504 tends to keep itself out of the news. 31 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:12,768 But they have the perfect coffee-growing climate. 32 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,378 Beans to spare. 33 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,554 You throw one bean in the air, two come back in your face. 34 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:18,208 Now, I've proposed a trade deal 35 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:19,731 with their prime minister, Angela Honig. 36 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:22,125 But she rejected it immediately. 37 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,867 - Why is that? - Because she hates me. 38 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,087 She made that clear at a recent economic forum. 39 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,958 It was a hot mic situation. 40 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,481 [toilet flushes] 41 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:32,092 - I mean, how in the world 42 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,919 did that idiot get elected? 43 00:01:33,963 --> 00:01:35,269 Have you ever seen his hands? [stall door opens] 44 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:38,794 [scoffs] They are soft as marshmallows, 45 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,491 pillowy as a duchess. 46 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,492 [toilet flushes] Say what? 47 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:43,494 M-my-my mic is what? 48 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,540 Oh, my God. [loud thud] 49 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,108 - Also, my hands are out of frame on purpose. 50 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,762 - My hands are my best feature. 51 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:52,895 - The prime minister will never make 52 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,157 that deal with me. 53 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:57,247 I have to be honest. It's getting tough. 54 00:01:57,291 --> 00:01:59,162 I feel like in the eyes of the American people 55 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,337 I can't do anything right. 56 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,252 - I understand. 57 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,427 You just can't please the people 58 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:04,820 no matter how hard you try. 59 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:08,084 Mr. President, can I share a story with you? 60 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,912 - Ooh. [chuckles] He does this. 61 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:12,480 - Back in 1997, 62 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,264 when I was wrestling as Rocky Maivia, 63 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:16,266 I'd gone from intercontinental champion 64 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,789 to afterthought. 65 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,096 Vince McMahon had lost faith in me as a star. 66 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,706 And just to sweeten the pot, 67 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:24,796 I'd done a number on my knee in a match against Mankind. 68 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,624 - Hey, is there, like, a code that wrestler's use 69 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:28,235 to let each other know an injury is real? 70 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:29,453 - Yeah, it's... 71 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:32,064 Ugh, my knee. Augh, I hurt my knee. 72 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,849 - Let's get you out of here. 73 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:36,199 [cheers and applause] 74 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,853 - [groans] 75 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,246 [bell dings] 76 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,595 Now, as a baby face, 77 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:41,813 the fans are supposed to love me. 78 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,075 Instead... 79 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,339 all: Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 80 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,341 - They absolutely hated me. 81 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,820 You put your body on the line, 82 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,822 it's good to know they appreciate it. 83 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,041 - You think this is the type of situation 84 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,825 where that saying, "add insult to injury" 85 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:54,826 comes from? 86 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:58,439 - Yeah, probably, Bruno. Probably. 87 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,050 - Die, Rocky, die. 88 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:04,053 - I just have to smile and take it like--ah! 89 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,576 - You all right? Your knee buckle? 90 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:08,013 - No, one of those popcorn kernels 91 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,928 fell in my boot. - Damn. 92 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,539 Lord ain't grantin' you no dignity today. 93 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:17,022 all: Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! Rocky sucks! 94 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,329 - Ahh. 95 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,026 - So what'd the doctor say? 96 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,245 - She said no surgery. 97 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,639 So a couple months of rest and rehab 98 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,554 and I'll be good to go. - Oh. 99 00:03:26,597 --> 00:03:27,859 That's terrible news, son. 100 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,601 - Rocky, no surgery is great news. 101 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,255 - Babe, don't sugarcoat it. 102 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,692 When a wrestler isn't over with the fans, 103 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:37,260 which you are not-- - Yes, I know. Thank you. 104 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,349 - When you're not over and you get hurt, 105 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:40,916 that gives the WWF an opportunity 106 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,700 to cut you loose. - Hey! 107 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,572 Don't talk to him like that right now. 108 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:46,530 He is delicate. - I'm not delicate. 109 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:49,881 - I say you are delicate; you are delicate, Dewey. 110 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:52,362 - My dad was right. I felt like my career 111 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,798 once again hung in the balance 112 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,757 and I had no control over my fate. 113 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,499 But my family did the best they could to stay positive. 114 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,762 - Honey, do you need another pillow behind you back? 115 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,590 Pretty limited on pillow options. 116 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:03,808 I'll pick you up some more. 117 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,375 - Dany doesn't believe in throw pillows. 118 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:08,030 She says they just take up space. 119 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,119 - They just take up...what? 120 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,990 [door opens] - Hey! 121 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,557 - Oh, Dany! 122 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:16,995 - Hi. Hi, Ata. How are you? 123 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,911 - Babe. How are you feeling? - Good. 124 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:22,392 - He's puttin' on a brave face, Dany. 125 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,089 His career is hangin' on by a thread. 126 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,091 - Uh... - You know what? 127 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:28,224 Rocky, why don't you show Dany 128 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,747 your T-shirt designs from the gym. 129 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,401 - Yes. 130 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:32,533 Dany, you're a businesswoman. 131 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:35,405 Give me your eyes. 132 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,841 So I had some merch mocked up... 133 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,060 - Mm-hmm. - For my wrestler training gym. 134 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,279 - Okay. 135 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,802 - What do you think? - Let me see. 136 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:43,413 These are all the same. Mm-mm. Check the neckline. 137 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,981 Deep, deeper, and deepest. 138 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,550 - I told him go deepest. 139 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,987 Popped pecks pay rent checks. 140 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,858 - You gotta listen to your partner, Rocky. 141 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,164 - She's supposed to be a silent partner. 142 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,731 - You said that, not me. 143 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:59,124 - Well, I think it's great that you invested 144 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:00,517 in Rocky's new endeavor. 145 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,954 Just make sure that you have everything in writing. 146 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,826 - We don't need that. - We are family. 147 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,394 - I'm gonna stay out of it. 148 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,004 - But-but... 149 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:11,223 - How's your ice? You need a new pack? 150 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,443 - No thanks, Mom. I'm okay. 151 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,097 - You sure you're okay? 152 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,012 - Yeah, I'm feeling great. 153 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:18,492 Rehab went really well. 154 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,320 I can put my weight on my knee no problem. 155 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,104 - Ah, that's great to hear, kid. 156 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:24,454 - My only complaint is my physical therapist keeps 157 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,804 referring to it as "our knee." 158 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:27,675 - [chuckles] 159 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:28,937 - Yeah. - Good, good. 160 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,635 - So when do you think you'll bring me back? 161 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,985 - Um, you know, I'll talk to Vince. 162 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,639 When we make a decision, we'll give you a call. 163 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:39,164 - Cool. Cool. So, like, uh, when? 164 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,819 - Exactly! Listen, I gotta go. 165 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:42,820 Keep up the good work, Dewey. 166 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:45,388 - Okay. - Au revoir. 167 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:46,563 [sighs] 168 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:49,000 . 169 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,046 - Anything? - [sighs] Super vague 170 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:54,136 about when or if they'll bring me back. 171 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,356 - It's definitely when, not if. 172 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,619 - I hope so. Though I'm not exactly psyched 173 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:01,273 to go back to being showered with "Rocky sucks" chants. 174 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,797 - I know. 175 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,538 But you can't control whether people like you or not. 176 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,801 - Well, unfortunately it's my job to control 177 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,498 whether they like me or not. 178 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,631 [sighs] - You know, you've got options. 179 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,023 - What do you mean? 180 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,938 - If wrestling doesn't work out, 181 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,462 you'll always have that criminology minor 182 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:16,637 from Miami. 183 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,465 [siren wails] 184 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,816 [radio chatter] 185 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,295 - What do you got? 186 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:24,862 - Detective Johnson, here's the victim. 187 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,561 [suspenseful music] 188 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,780 - [sighs] Oh, God. 189 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,565 Another child. 190 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:34,437 - Actually, sir, victim was full-grown adult male. 191 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,831 You're just really big. - Mm-hmm. 192 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:39,486 Good job, everybody. Mm. 193 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,096 I don't think that's my calling. 194 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:44,229 - Maybe not, but my point stands. 195 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:45,709 You have great options in your life 196 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:46,928 no matter what happens. 197 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:49,104 - Thanks, babe. 198 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:51,367 Although sometimes it's not about having options. 199 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,804 Hmm? Sometimes it's about knowing what you want. 200 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,720 - Yeah? And you know what you want? 201 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:57,678 [upbeat music] 202 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:58,679 - I do. 203 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,724 - I do. 204 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,378 ♪ 205 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,814 - Dany and I had been thinking about getting married 206 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,468 since we moved in together. 207 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,252 But between her career and mine, 208 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,602 we could never find the right time. 209 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,778 ♪ 210 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,388 So we embraced my down time, 211 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,390 and threw the party of our dreams. 212 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,871 ♪ 213 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,263 After worrying so much 214 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,352 about what other people thought of me, 215 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:24,052 it felt good to focus on my own happiness for once. 216 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,793 - I couldn't be happier for you, son. 217 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:28,883 - Thank you, Dad. - [chuckles] 218 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,885 She ain't pregnant is she? - Dad, no. 219 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,277 - Okay, good. 220 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,149 'Cause she drinkin' a lot for a pregnant woman. 221 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:37,065 - Oh, look at all these gorgeous presents. 222 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:39,720 Wait, what is that? 223 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:43,419 - It's like a microwave that's also a radio. 224 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:48,076 - The presets are defrost, popcorn, and Cool 101.5? 225 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,121 - Maybe keep it under your kitchen sink. 226 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,907 - It's from Vince. I--is he not here? 227 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,909 I thought you said he RSVP'd "yes"? 228 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,563 - He did. 229 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,869 What do you think it means he didn't show? 230 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,089 - I'm sure it just means he's busy. 231 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,221 Besides, today's not about the gifts. 232 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,746 It's about my beautiful boy and his darling wife 233 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:08,313 looking gorgeous and happy on their wedding day. 234 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:11,316 [chuckles] Mm! Ohh! 235 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,405 Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm... 236 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,017 - This is gonna go on for about an hour or so. 237 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,758 - I'm more than good with that. - Mm. 238 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,324 - My mom was right. 239 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,457 And I was grateful for all my friends and family 240 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,285 that were there to help me celebrate. 241 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:24,547 - Can you say a few words 242 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,723 about Dwayne and Dany on their big day? 243 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:30,466 - Look, I'm not gonna say I'm disappointed, but, uh, 244 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,120 I was really expecting a roasted pig 245 00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:33,469 for this occasion. 246 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,603 - So you work with Dany at Merrill Lynch, huh? 247 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,474 - Yep. Dany is the best-- 248 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,303 - I believe in an unbalanced portfolio. 249 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,871 Yeah. Risk and aggression-- 250 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,917 now that is what the Macho Man is all about, baby. 251 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:51,182 Yeah, dig it. [chuckles] 252 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,228 Sorry, I think I'm drinking out of your glass. 253 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:56,579 Can't keep it straight. [chuckles] 254 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,583 - Like, I purposely didn't eat pig yesterday 255 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,715 'cause I thought for sure that we were gonna 256 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,325 have pig today. 257 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,240 - Yeah, Fa'amalo, Dewey and Dany. 258 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,285 And sorry for asking for that plus one. 259 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,461 She did not want to come. 260 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:12,247 - And there-there-there's no-- 261 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,465 there's no pig. 262 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:16,860 [Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It"] 263 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,471 - ♪ Ooh, baby, baby 264 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:22,387 ♪ Baby, baby, ooh, baby 265 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,693 - So how long do we think 266 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,477 until one of these guys splits their pants? 267 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:26,522 - That's why ol' Bruno always travels 268 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,655 with a sewing kit. [both chuckle] 269 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,265 Oh, look at that. 270 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,527 I didn't know that Dewey had moves like that. 271 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,748 All right, Dewey. Whoo! - ♪ Push it 272 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:35,879 - That knee looks great, too. 273 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,533 - Oh, he's been incredibly diligent 274 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,795 with his rehab. - Yeah. 275 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,014 - I just hope it pays off. 276 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,276 You know how Vince can be. 277 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,886 - It's like I always say, Vince doesn't send 278 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,671 a gold-plated microwave that's also a radio 279 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,194 to wrestlers he doesn't believe in. 280 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,587 - Oh, that's what you always say, huh? 281 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,850 - [chuckles] 282 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:51,112 ♪ 283 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:54,028 Hey, that's boy's got 10,000 lives. 284 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,900 And I don't think we've even seen three of them yet. 285 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,598 All right? - [chuckles] 286 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,818 - ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here and we're in effect ♪ 287 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:05,300 - And I've known Dewey since he was yea high. 288 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:09,043 Come to think of it, I owe the kid a headband. 289 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,261 - And say a few words 290 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,437 about Rocky Johnson's new training gym. 291 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:15,789 At the corner of Freemont and Lemon Grove 292 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:19,836 next to the 24-Hour Tires. 293 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,968 24. 294 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,623 - Go there, Hulkamaniacs. - 24. 295 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,673 - Hey, Hulkster. - There he is. 296 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,762 Congrats, newlywed. - Hollywood himself. 297 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:33,807 Thanks for coming, brother. 298 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,156 - Wouldn't miss it for the world. 299 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,592 - I guess when the invite said black tie, 300 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,681 I forgot to mention black mustache. 301 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,813 - I'll be honest, the bleach job 302 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,988 is hell on my nostrils. 303 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,250 - Oh, yeah. It's hell on my eyes, too. 304 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,425 [both chuckle] 305 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,556 - It's good to see you happy, brother. 306 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,210 - Thank you. 307 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,821 - Look, I've been catching you on "Raw," and I feel for you. 308 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,126 The fans can be cruel. 309 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,867 - Yeah, I mean, they hate me, Hulk. 310 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:53,174 I mean, tonight's been amazing, but... 311 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,871 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried 312 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,481 about where my career is going. 313 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,266 - Look, you got more personality in you 314 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,963 than what you're showing as Rocky Maivia. 315 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,878 He's so... - Earnest? 316 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,358 - I was gonna say punchable. [both chuckle] 317 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,447 But, yeah, earnest is good, too. 318 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,448 I just wish I could see you being 319 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,754 more of yourself out there. 320 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,799 You're good with words. You should use them. 321 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,322 - I wish. 322 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:12,584 Right now it feels like I'm fighting 323 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,238 with one hand tied behind my back. 324 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,414 - Well, hey... 325 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,851 here's to that wish coming true. 326 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,287 - Cheers, brother. 327 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,418 - You got any lactate? 328 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,550 My tummy ain't much for dairy. 329 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,814 - I, uh-- - Screw it. 330 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,382 I'll hit the dance floor and blame Macho. 331 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,297 - Okay. - Hey, Macho! 332 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,517 - Now, what Hulk had said 333 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:33,823 was something that I had been feeling 334 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,303 for a while, which was, 335 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,480 there wasn't enough me in Rocky Maivia. 336 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,134 I just didn't know if I'd ever get the chance 337 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,352 to be more authentic. 338 00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,658 But, you know, after my wedding, 339 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,312 I was in a much better headspace. 340 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,836 I had taken control of what I could. 341 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,403 And I was also reminded 342 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,840 about how much I loved wrestling. 343 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,494 I was in the right place 344 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,365 to get a life-changing phone call. 345 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,237 Ready for the honeymoon express? 346 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,370 Don't tell anyone I said that. - I won't. 347 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,285 In a few hours, we'll be swimming 348 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,634 with dolphins in Tahiti. 349 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,375 - Hey, how many do you think it'll take 350 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,334 to pull me around the pool, two, maybe three? 351 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,553 - [chuckles] [phone rings] 352 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,165 [phone beeps] - Hello? 353 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,297 - Dwayne! Congratulations. 354 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,646 - Hey, Vince. 355 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:17,911 . 356 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,651 - I hear it was a beautiful ceremony. 357 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:20,783 - Yes. Yes, it was. 358 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,742 Hey, and thank you for the microwave. 359 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,526 - Don't use it. It's been recalled. 360 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,875 Cancer stuff. Terrible product. 361 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,355 I'm sending you a blender instead. 362 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,748 - Oh. Okay. 363 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,141 - So seems like rehab's been going well. 364 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,490 I heard you were out on the dance floor 365 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,753 cutting a rug with that knee. 366 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,972 - Yeah, yeah, it has. I feel great. 367 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,147 - Glad to hear it. 368 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,019 Looks like it's time to bring you back. 369 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,847 - It is? 370 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,327 Great. Thank you. 371 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:46,156 - What would you think about coming back as a heel? 372 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,028 - Heel? - Changing it up. 373 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,424 - Honestly, I think that's a great idea. 374 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,035 I've been wanting to shake things up, 375 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,820 and I feel like I've got a lot more to offer the WWF. 376 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,517 - We think so, too. 377 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,780 Okay. Excellent. 378 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,520 We'll see you in Biloxi in a week. 379 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,131 - Okay. [phone beeps] 380 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,524 Biloxi in a week. - Ah! [chuckles] 381 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,178 That's so weird. 382 00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:10,441 Biloxi was my second choice for honeymoon destinations. 383 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,008 [laughter] 384 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:15,272 - So Vince's plan was to have me turn heel 385 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,884 and join the Nation of Domination. 386 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:21,322 Now, you gotta understand, back then in the WWF, 387 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,585 they were all about grouping its wrestlers together 388 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,196 in crews and in factions. 389 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,417 And they were also all about just complete chaos 390 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,766 in the best way. 391 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,637 - Yeah, I was a big Hart Foundation fan. 392 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:33,943 I like a guy with the confidence 393 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,379 to wear pink pants. 394 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,121 - [chuckles] Well, our gimmick in the Nation 395 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,036 was militant Black badasses. 396 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,516 And I was put over by our leader, 397 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,952 and one of my good friends, 398 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:45,215 the legendary Ron Simmons, who went by Farooq. 399 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,044 - The official knocked silly on that one. 400 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,873 - Wait a minute, there's Rocky Maivia. 401 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,222 What's he doing in the ring? 402 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,530 - I loved Vince's plan for my match. 403 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,575 I'd go from a punchable good guy 404 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,447 to one bad dude. 405 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:00,883 Booyah! 406 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,754 - Wait, that was your "bad dude" look? 407 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,147 Are those denim shorts? 408 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,541 - Hey, that was the fashion of the time. 409 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,717 - What? Wait a minute! 410 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,502 Rocky Maivia's rehabilitation for his knee injury 411 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,069 has been complete. 412 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,245 And what is going on here? - There's your winner, Farooq! 413 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,378 - Then Vince had Farooq make me an offer. 414 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,597 Does sweet, smiling Rocky Maivia 415 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,642 join the Nation? 416 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,078 And when I finally accepted, 417 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,167 I was sure I was gonna blow everybody's mind. 418 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,518 - Whoa, I think we have a new member of the Nation. 419 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,912 - I remember that. That was pretty badass. 420 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,914 - I thought so too. 421 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,003 You know who didn't think that? 422 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,136 The crowd. - Yeah! 423 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:40,096 [WWE's "We Are The Nation"] 424 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,316 - ♪ Nation of Domination 425 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,058 ♪ 426 00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,407 - Happy to have you with us, Rock. 427 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,800 - Yeah, it's an honor to be with you guys. 428 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,411 Hey, uh, be honest. 429 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,892 I get a pop at all out there? It felt quiet. 430 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,937 - I'ma always shoot you straight. 431 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,286 You ain't pop worth a damn. 432 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,940 - Straight out the gate, huh? 433 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,334 - Snap, crackle, no pop. - And you're still going. 434 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,118 - Orville Redenbacher you are not. 435 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,380 - Great. - It was so quiet 436 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,426 I thought I lost my hearing. - Wow. 437 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,994 Okay, so why do you think Vince put me with the Nation? 438 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,083 - Race. I'd say race. 439 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,302 - I mean, I-I get the race thing. 440 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,130 I don't love it, but I get it. 441 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:17,786 But why does Rocky Maivia the man belong in the Nation? 442 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,440 Like, what's my angle? 443 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,703 - You're the fourth man in a four-man crew. 444 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,879 I don't think Vince is thinking about your angles. 445 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,404 - Doesn't matter if I'm a baby face or a heel. 446 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,276 Nobody gives a damn. 447 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,973 - People ain't gonna give a damn 448 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,236 till you make them give a damn. 449 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,979 - You son of a bitch. 450 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,328 I'm gonna kill you. 451 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,201 - Boss, I got my time card here for you to sign. 452 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,333 [grunts] I worked one hour on Monday. 453 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,640 - [groans] - Two hours on Tuesday. 454 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,729 Wednesday was a bank holiday. - [yelling] 455 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,774 - Four hours on... 456 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,429 - Pat, you think I could get a few minutes with the boss? 457 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,691 - Yeah, I think we're good here. 458 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,302 That was a pretty perfect take. Let's cut! 459 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,651 - Nailed it. 460 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,348 [dramatic musical flourish] 461 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,002 - Yeah, so I think if I'm gonna have any shot 462 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,525 of getting over as a heel, 463 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,484 I need some time on the mic to show my personality. 464 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,053 - [chuckles] Kid, "Raw" is like a fine-tuned Swiss watch, hmm? 465 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,532 Timed to the second. 466 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,534 Or better yet, like a sausage that's been stuffed 467 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,710 full of pork to the brink of explosion. 468 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,670 We don't have extra time. - I understand. I do. 469 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,977 But the fans need to know 470 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,891 why Rocky Maivia is turning heel. 471 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,328 Otherwise, they're never gonna care. 472 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:24,026 I just need a chance to show them the real me. 473 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,375 - I'm listening. 474 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,160 - So if you gave me, like, 12 minutes 475 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,292 to explain it to them-- - I'll give you 2. 476 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,077 - I'll take it. - Yeah. 477 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,600 - But, you know, 2 1/2 would give me some time 478 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428 to work in some backstory... 2 is fine. 479 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:36,038 . 480 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,345 - Ultimately, that was a vote of confidence from Vince. 481 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,824 I mean, getting microphone time 482 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,653 on a live broadcast of "Raw" is precious. 483 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,873 And he still believed in Rocky Maivia enough 484 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,571 to give it to me, and I had to prove him right. 485 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,357 I had one shot to make the crowd give a damn. 486 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,620 - So did you know what you were gonna say? 487 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,578 - I just wanted to be honest. 488 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,493 - ♪ We are the Nation 489 00:16:56,537 --> 00:17:00,541 [audience booing] 490 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,457 - ♪ Nation of Domination 491 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,851 ♪ 492 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,201 ♪ Nation of Domination 493 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,073 - Oh, Dewey looks so cute when he's acting tough. 494 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,814 - Heel looks good on him. 495 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,034 - Rocky, pull up your tank. 496 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,427 Your son's wife can see your chi-chis. 497 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,950 - Everybody can see 'em. 498 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,214 I worked hard on these babies. Ba-boom! 499 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,912 [chuckles] - Okay. Great. 500 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:27,698 - You lookin'? - I'm--I'm not looking. 501 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,613 - Come on, Dewey, let's do this. 502 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,093 - Old man Johnson, 503 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,442 I want you to take a look at this man right here. 504 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,444 - As Farooq was giving his promo, 505 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,099 time slowed down for me as I waited for my moment. 506 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,362 All I knew is that I wanted to be my honest, 507 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,668 authentic self. 508 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:41,973 And as I looked out into the crowd 509 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,758 at all those fans who had given me hell 510 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,066 over the past year, it all became clear. 511 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,720 - Tell 'em, Rocky. 512 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,506 - I've got three words... 513 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:56,945 die, Rocky, die. 514 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,600 That's the gratitude I get from you pieces of crap... 515 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,255 [audience booing] For all my blood, my sweat, 516 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,691 and my tears? 517 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,954 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 518 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,609 This isn't about the color of my skin. 519 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:12,178 This is about respect. 520 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:16,269 I became the youngest intercontinental champion 521 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,227 in WWF history. 522 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,229 And what did it get me? 523 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,362 In arenas across the country, 524 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,799 I heard chants of "Rocky sucks." 525 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,496 [crowd chanting "Rocky sucks"] 526 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,456 Well, Rocky Maivia's a lot of things, 527 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,154 but sucks isn't one of them. 528 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,810 And I want to make one thing clear 529 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,247 to all you jackass fans out there. 530 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:42,773 Rocky Maivia and the new Nation of Domination 531 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:47,126 lives, breathes, and dies respect. 532 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,649 And we will earn it 533 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:53,175 by any means necessary. 534 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,350 [crowd booing] 535 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:57,701 - ♪ We are the Nation of Domination ♪ 536 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,574 - At that moment, I felt incredible. 537 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,141 I mean, finally getting a chance 538 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,621 to express myself, my true self-- 539 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,188 - Kind of like when I played Kim Jong Un, 540 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,451 except no one saw it. - I saw it. 541 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,800 - Yeah? - Yeah. You were great. 542 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,280 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 543 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,847 But, you know, at that time, 544 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,022 I didn't know whether or not 545 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,850 my promo registered with the fans 546 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,591 or even the WWE executives. 547 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,854 You've gotta remember it was 1997. 548 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,899 So there was no hopping on social media 549 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,249 to get instant reactions. 550 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,686 - Oh, that sounds amazing. - If only. 551 00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,688 - But you must have had some read on how it went. 552 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,124 How did it go backstage? 553 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,692 - Hey, Pat. 554 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,215 - Interesting stuff there, Rock. 555 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,521 - Yeah, what'd you think? 556 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,739 They were riled up, right? 557 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,132 I mean, at least some of them. 558 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,960 - Uh, I mean you rattled a few cages, 559 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,353 but it could be cheap heat. 560 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,658 You called them pieces of crap. 561 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:42,920 - [chuckles] Yeah. 562 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,357 That was fun. I did enjoy that. 563 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,315 - I'll give you this, you were more interesting 564 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,490 in the last two minutes 565 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,535 than you've been in the last six months. 566 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,884 - Wow, okay. 567 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,060 Everybody just out the gate with the honesty. 568 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,236 - Interesting isn't always necessarily good. 569 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,238 You know? My cat throws up a human thumb. 570 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,198 Is it interesting? Sure. But is it good? No. 571 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,939 - Did that really happen? - Hey, stay focused. 572 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,593 What matters now is what the folks at home think 573 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,465 about the new Rocky Maivia. 574 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,901 Eh, we'll find out soon enough. 575 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,251 The next live show's in five days. 576 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,035 You step out into that crowd in Chicago, 577 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:14,691 we'll know all we need to know about whether you got over. 578 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,258 - Thanks, Pat. 579 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,393 - [clears throat] 580 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,700 - Well, I casually walked by Vince four times that night 581 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,659 and got nothing. 582 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,922 I didn't know how any of it was gonna shake out. 583 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,967 But either way, I'm glad I did it. 584 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:33,754 It allowed me the opportunity to be my true, authentic self, 585 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,277 to control my narrative. 586 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:39,586 And that, Mr. President, is exactly what you need to do. 587 00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:42,284 - You're right. 588 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,677 Thank you for your insight, Dwayne. 589 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,766 You are a gifted storyteller. 590 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,289 - Isn't he? 591 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,943 - Which is why I need you to bring some of that magic 592 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:51,250 to Gjelgjiughm and solve this coffee crisis for us. 593 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:55,210 Turns out Prime Minister Honig is a huge Rock fan. 594 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,299 She uses your catchphrases in her speeches. 595 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,780 She knows all of your matches in detail, 596 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,477 and I think, with the exception of "Huskies," 597 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:02,957 has seen all of your movies. 598 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,524 - Is she not an animation fan or something? 599 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,090 Because "Huskies" was good. 600 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,440 - We need you to fly to Gjelgjiughm 601 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,964 and convince her to take this coffee trade deal. 602 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,184 America needs you, Dwayne Johnson. 603 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,665 You are the only man for this job. 604 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,757 Will you go on a coffee run for America? 605 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,978 - I'm honored, Mr. President. Thank you. 606 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:27,198 But no. - Fantastic. Wait-- 607 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,374 wait, I didn't hear that last bit.