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[Greg panting]
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God! I don't know how
my girlfriend's gonna take this.
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[John] You're not telling your girlfriend.
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Anne-Marie says that trust
is the bedrock of a relationship.
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She broke up with her husband 'cos
he finished watching Ozark without her.
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Relationships don't have a bedrock.
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It's all fine in the beginning
when it's all roses and Prosecco.
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Before you know it, you're asking
Alexa to tell you she loves you.
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You can't tell your girlfriend
that we buried a body.
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No...
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God bless this grave.
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Send your holy angels to watch over it.
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Amen.
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Rest in power.
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[Myrna] Oh, God!
We don't ever deserve to be happy.
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- We are bad people.
- [John] No, we're not.
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We did a bad thing.
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- Again.
- Again, yes.
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But it's over.
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Our guilt is buried.
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As of this moment, we can be good.
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You have to give yourself
permission to be happy.
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[seabirds calling]
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[Rani] I asked you to clear this up
and you've done nothing.
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Stop making excuses.
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But you keep making promises
and then you keep breaking them.
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It's... it's not good enough.
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If you don't take care of this,
I'll speak to someone who can
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and that won't be good for you.
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[door creaks]
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Are you spying on me?
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No. Just gonna make a coffee.
Do you want one?
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Uh, yeah, thanks.
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I was just on my phone to my bank...
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in case you're wondering.
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Hey, so...
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when you was in London,
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what was it that
Smiler said to you that night
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in the hotel room
to make you go to that meeting?
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What?
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No, I'm just...
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trying to understand why you'd meet
with him that night, that's all.
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He grabbed me.
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He was threatening.
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Okay, but...
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once he let you go,
you didn't have to go to the meeting.
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He said,
"The Dean's gonna beat the charges
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and when he's out, he's gonna
kill you and all your friends."
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So you go to the meeting and...
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Smiler's unconscious.
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And then you're attacked
by a mysterious stranger?
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Yes! Like I said.
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And then once Smiler was stabbed
and then you knocked the attacker out,
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why did you help Smiler?
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- I...
- Why didn't you get the hell out of there?
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I... I was on my way out
and then, and then...
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and then he called out.
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[Smiler] Help me!
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[groans]
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- [Rani] I say...
- I can't.
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[Rani] And he says...
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Once The Dean gets out
he's coming for you and your friends.
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But I have pertinent information
that will guarantee a custodial conviction
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and ensure that he's never released.
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He was very eloquent for
a man with a knife in his guts.
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Those weren't his exact words
but that was the gist.
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[Smiler groaning]
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This information,
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what was it?
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Never found out.
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- Did you ask him?
- Yeah, of course I asked him.
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[Rani] I kept asking him but he was
just mumbling these random words.
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Flop. Sponge.
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[groans] 209.
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What does that mean?
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- Nothing.
- No... It's got to mean something.
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Oh, my God! Why are you giving me
the third degree? Do you not believe me?
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I'm s...
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Yeah, course I do.
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I'm just... I'm just looking for clues.
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[opening theme music plays]
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[reporter on TV] ...mainly involving
West Indian youths and police.
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{\an8}The riot began this afternoon
in the St Paul's area of Bristol.
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{\an8}A police car has been overturned
and shops have been looted
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{\an8}and buildings set ablaze.
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{\an8}Officers have withdrawn from the area,
having been pelted...
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[Sean] This is reactive, Myrna.
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You know violence undermines our message.
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No, Sean. A man out there
just got beaten half to death
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cos people like us just talk about change
instead of changing things.
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- The plane leaves in two hours.
- Then you better get going.
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Don't do this.
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Come with me.
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We can still make change from Canada.
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Change must come
through the barrel of a gun.
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Chairman Mao.
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Nice role model.
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Look, I have to do this, Sean.
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And if you can't
support me in that then...
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you should just leave.
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[footsteps receding]
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[Sean muffled]
No, I don't strictly have to do that.
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Their mum's probably going to get them
from Montreal anyway now,
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so I don't have to actually go back.
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Myrna?
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Did you hear me?
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Uh...
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No. Sorry.
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Is everything okay?
You haven't eaten anything.
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I don't have much of an appetite.
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What were you saying?
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I'm meant to fly back to Toronto tomorrow,
but I was thinking...
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maybe I could stay in Bristol
a bit longer.
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Get a hotel, um, so we could
see more of each other.
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No, I don't think so.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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I mean...
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why get a hotel when...
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I have a queen-size bed?
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Are you sure?
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We have to give ourselves
permission to be happy.
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Mm.
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It's been six months since
I last used drugs or alcohol.
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Almost fell off the wagon when
they told me I wasn't famous enough
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to go on Celebs Go Dating.
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Especially when they'll
take girls from Love Island,
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who have to provide two utility bills
to prove who they are.
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So, yes. [laughs]
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There are moments of stress
when I want to self-medicate.
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Like now.
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I've just found out that if
I ever want to be a mother,
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I only have two months to get pregnant.
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And it's...
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dredging up all sorts of feelings.
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My mother killed herself
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and my dad was never there.
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I am an addict.
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With my DNA am I even fit to be a mother?
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[lawyer] Your daughter maintains
you mismanaged
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money bequeathed to her
by her late mother.
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She's suing for the entire amount.
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£4 million.
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She's an alcoholic. What's she buying
with £4 million? A new liver?
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Well, we don't want
this going to court next week, sir,
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so I suggest we up the settlement offer.
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I'm sure Greg can be persuaded to accept.
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- Who?
- Greg Dillard.
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Your daughter's legal adviser.
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- You've met him, sir.
- Have I?
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Yes, sir. Gangly, glasses.
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No, I can't place him.
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- Dresses like a Polish Mormon.
- No.
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He looks like what you'd draw
if you were playing Pictionary
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and the card said "giant paedophile".
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Ah, yes, Greg Dillard, I know him.
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Oh, God!
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Greg earned a third-class law degree
from the University of Smethwick.
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Didn't that used to be a polytechnic?
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Used to be a car wash.
The entry requirement is...
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just turn up.
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Dillard's hobbies include
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chess, country walks
and soliciting prostitutes for oral sex.
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- Oh, he sounds like an Archbishop I know.
- [lawyer laughs]
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- Spencer here worked alongside...
- Above.
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...with Dillard at Northcott Marling.
We retained his services
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because it's essential to know what
your enemy's going to do before they do.
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At this previous firm, was Dillard
trusted to work the big cases?
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Sir, he wasn't trusted
to work the photocopier.
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After 11 years, he wasn't promoted once,
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so walked out on the arm
of a paralegal named Anne-Marie.
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- [voicemail] First message.
- [Greg] Hi, love. Me again.
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It's now 9:30pm.
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Let me know what you had for dinner.
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I grabbed a Ginsters.
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Give me a bell whenever.
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- [voicemail] Next message.
- [Greg] Hey love.
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Meant to say, there's
a moussaka from Lidl in your fridge
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that needs eating by tomorrow.
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It's 10:17pm. I'm on the mobile.
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[voicemail] Next message.
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[Greg] Do not eat the moussaka!
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It's now 12:30am,
so it's past its use-by date.
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Repeat, moussaka is spoiled.
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[voicemail] Next message.
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Morning, love. It's your boyfriend...
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Greg.
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Since then, he's been
peddling legal advice online.
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He's had two cases in six months,
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the biggest of which was working for
a businessman called John Halloran,
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who was suing his father
for control of the family business.
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Did he win?
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No, your Lordship. Greg lost so badly,
the judge gave him a hug.
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Halloran Junior is still paying costs
and has a seat on the company board,
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but no power or authority.
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So, all are agreed that we accept
the middle estimate of 40,000, yep?
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- [men] Yes.
- All are not agreed.
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Well, I don't see why we need
air conditioning on the factory floor.
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We've been through this, John.
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Working conditions are becoming
really tough in the summer months.
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The union have been
lobbying about this for years.
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It's a good strategic "give" to them.
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- The last thing we need is a walkout.
- Let them walk out.
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There's Ukrainians
gagging for this kind of work.
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Just think about
what the company gains, Dad.
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A committed workforce
that feels supported.
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And that's key
to hitting production targets.
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Oh, hello.
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Anyone order a taxi?
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I'm an Executive Driver, Dad.
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And you should listen to your board.
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And you should get to the station.
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The London train'll be in soon
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and those real businessmen
will need cabs.
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[male voice on app]
And a deep breath out.
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[exhales]
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And repeat with me:
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I am blooming as a flower
and float through stress
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[muffled] like petals in the wind.
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I am blooming as a flower. I float...
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John.
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Can we talk about your old man?
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He's getting worse.
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You knew what he was like
when you got into business with him.
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Yeah, I know,
but he's twice as stubborn now.
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- Can you have a word with him?
- I can't. No, sorry.
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It's not my job anymore.
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I'm on a different path.
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- Please! John!
- [engine starts]
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- I'd owe you.
- No, I'm sorry, no.
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He stays out of my way, I stay out of his.
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If I go to trial, is there any chance
this Dillard can win the case?
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There's more chance of Meghan
letting Harry FaceTime his dad.
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If you're saying Gabby's lawyer
is a whore-mongering imbecile
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with the face of a kiddie fiddler,
why am I settling?
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Because your good name will be
dragged through the courts, my Lord.
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We want to settle this
and be done with it.
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How much are you proposing
I offer my daughter?
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[trumpet fanfare plays]
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Are you fucking high?
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[sheep bleating]
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[Stan] Is it legal to film people
without their consent?
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Did they worry about consent
when they caught Jack the Ripper?
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But they never caught Jack the Ripper.
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Yeah, too worried about consent.
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Look, I'm using my initiative
as a trusted PCSO
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to follow up on a lead that was
brought directly to me by DS Selforth.
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If these guys are hiding something,
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I'll soon find out about it.
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[chuckles] Check this out.
251
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[Geordie accent]
Day three in the Big Brother house.
252
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[Geordie accent] And after last night,
the hot tub will need draining.
253
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,640
No. I'll do the accents, all right?
254
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[Geordie accent] Diane is prepping
for today's task, surveillance.
255
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Stan is getting her a protein shake
and a large pasty.
256
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With his own money.
257
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[romantic music plays]
258
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- [Sarah] I've got to go.
- [Gabby] Mm, no...
259
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,320
- [Sarah laughs]
- [Gabby] Stay!
260
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,160
[Gabby] Oh, you make me so wet!
261
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,000
[both laughing]
262
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,400
- [knocking]
- Oh, just walking in. Just coming home.
263
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,160
- Hi. Hello. All right?
- Oh, Greg, hi.
264
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,320
- Hi, Greg.
- Hi.
265
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,520
- Sarah's just leaving.
- Yeah.
266
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,200
- Ah, bye, Sarah.
- All right, see ya.
267
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,400
Oh!
268
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,560
Bye!
269
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,280
[Greg sighs]
270
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,520
So, what did they say?
271
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:01,200
- Well, they upped the offer substantially.
- How substantially?
272
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,240
A quarter of a million pounds?
273
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,960
You're welcome. Amazing, right?
274
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,520
- Wrong! It's not enough.
- Sorry, what?
275
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:12,240
My mother left me £4 million, Greg,
and my dad pissed it away.
276
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,040
I'm not letting him get away with this.
277
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,720
We can't win.
I've never tried a case in open court.
278
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,800
You'll be fine.
It's just a lot of "objection",
279
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,600
"overruled", "you can't handle the truth".
280
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,800
Your father's got a team of top lawyers
with unlimited resources.
281
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,960
I bought my laptop at a car boot sale.
282
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,400
Take the settlement, all right?
A quarter of a mil's a lot of money.
283
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,840
Raising a baby will cost way more.
284
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,080
Have you decided? You having a baby?
285
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,280
It... I haven't...
I haven't quite decided yet.
286
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,320
Well, what does Sarah think?
287
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,000
I haven't told her yet.
288
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,280
- Don't you think you should mention it?
- No, I will.
289
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,240
I just have to find the right moment.
290
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,920
Don't you think she'll make
the most wonderful mother?
291
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,440
Y... Yeah. I... Y... Yeah.
292
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,840
- I, yeah, I think she probably will, yeah.
- What?
293
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,400
Well, you just... you haven't
always chosen the best girlfriends.
294
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,000
Such as?
295
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,320
- That Russian gymnast.
- Olga was beautiful and very caring.
296
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,240
She stole £8,000 from you.
297
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,560
- To get her father out of prison.
- We've been through this.
298
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,240
That was her husband.
He was in the Estonian mafia.
299
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,480
- What's this got to do with Sarah?
- Well, how well do you know her?
300
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,880
You know, what's her background?
Family history?
301
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,240
Has she got savings?
Speeding tickets?
302
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,040
Addiction issues?
A criminal record?
303
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,040
Well, who do you think she is, me?
304
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,640
I just think you need to find out
if she'd be a suitable mother
305
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,880
before you raise a child with her.
306
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,280
[rooster crows]
307
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,840
What makes you so sure
they'll say something in the shed?
308
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,280
PCSO instinct.
309
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,160
You can't teach this kind of hunch.
310
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,840
Wish I could. I could charge a fortune.
311
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,120
I'm glad you can't 'cos I'd be broke.
312
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,240
- Unless you'd give me mates rates?
- I wouldn't.
313
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,880
I couldn't sleep last night.
314
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,800
You know that story "The Tell-Tale Heart"?
315
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,800
About the bloke who kills someone,
buries the body,
316
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,840
thinks he can
still hear the heart beating?
317
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,480
- That's happening to me.
- Please stop panicking!
318
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,160
How? I can't shake the image of the body.
319
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,680
[Greg] Lying there,
still, completely lifeless,
320
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,280
staring up at me,
nothing behind the eyes.
321
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,320
No, he's just talking about his sex life.
322
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,320
[Greg] I don't ever want to be
put in that position again.
323
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,800
There we go.
324
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,280
What's your verdict on Rani?
325
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,000
- You mean, do I think she's a psycho?
- Yeah.
326
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,320
She turns up yesterday with that body,
327
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:44,480
all business,
ice cold and calculated.
328
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,560
[Ben] Yeah, I know. I mean,
despite the position that she's in,
329
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,480
she just seems to show no emotion.
330
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,680
[Myrna] That is what scares me.
331
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,880
I don't know what she's capable of.
332
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,160
[Ben] Yeah. Furthermore,
she's got us doing her dirty work.
333
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,760
- [Myrna] Yeah!
- [Ben] Again.
334
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,480
She just clicks her fingers
and we all jump.
335
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,160
Told you they fear me. So cool.
336
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,800
- Are they talking about you?
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,080
[Ben] Can you believe there was
a time I thought I was in love with her?
338
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,880
Ooh!
339
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,080
- Did you know that?
- No.
340
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,160
Doesn't surprise me. He's been
eye banging me since day one.
341
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,400
Well, he's only human.
342
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,400
[sobbing]
343
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,960
That beanpole told me he loved me too.
344
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,480
I had to mace him once
'cos he tried to jump my bones.
345
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,160
- Well, you know the issue.
- [Greg sobbing]
346
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,280
Your uniform's too tight.
It drives men crazy.
347
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,080
You're like a West Country Lizzo.
348
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,520
[Ben] Hey, John, come here.
349
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,560
Greg.
350
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,080
Myrna.
351
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,160
So this morning I drilled Rani.
352
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,320
You had sex with a murderer?!
You horn dog.
353
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,280
Drilled her for information.
354
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,240
Oh.
355
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,640
She told me that Smiler said
when The Dean gets out,
356
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,400
he's gonna come and find us.
357
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,640
So we can all celebrate together
358
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,640
with a Ploughman's, nice game of darts?
359
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,480
So he can kill us!
360
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,080
- [Greg] Even me?
- Well, yeah.
361
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,560
That's so unfair.
362
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,640
I barely did anything in this group.
I'm like Bez.
363
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,440
This is my punishment
for letting Sean move in.
364
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,960
For giving myself permission to be happy.
365
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:30,200
Look, she also said that Smiler
may have some information
366
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,560
which could put The Dean
inside for certain.
367
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,880
What information? We need that
information. What's the information?
368
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,280
Well, it's hard because
she said that he was rambling,
369
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,800
that she could only make out
a few words and numbers.
370
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,280
Uh, flop, sponge, knee, 209.
371
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,880
What3words.
372
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,200
- Flop, sponge, knee.
- No, what3words.
373
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,920
- Flop, sponge, knee, he just said.
- Yeah, what3words.
374
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,880
- He just said!
- Greg!
375
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:55,040
The mapping software called what3words.
376
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,320
What?!
377
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,800
Every three square metres
of the entire world
378
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,000
has been designated three random words.
379
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,160
It's navigation software. It's used by
delivery drivers, emergency vehicles...
380
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,320
cab drivers.
381
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,800
I still don't understand.
382
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,800
Smiler was giving Rani
383
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,160
a very specific location.
384
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,000
Flop, sponge, knee.
385
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Yeah.
386
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,280
It's a storage facility in London.
387
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,240
So?
388
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,000
Do we think that Smiler
could be storing something there?
389
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,920
- Well, maybe.
- What, so we're just believing Rani now?
390
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,520
Well, why would she make that up?
391
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,440
To bolster her lies.
392
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,680
So that we just believe
she didn't kill Smiler in cold blood.
393
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,480
What if Rani's telling the truth?
394
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,440
I mean, it makes sense
that The Dean wants us dead.
395
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,560
Look, if this information is enough
to keep The Dean inside for good,
396
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,560
can we afford not to believe her?
397
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,080
According to their website
they've got hundreds of units.
398
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,240
We'd never find Smiler's.
399
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,560
Unless...
400
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,280
it's number 209.
401
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,800
Mm-hmm.
402
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,560
I guess we could drive up to London
and check it out.
403
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,320
Oh. It says they use state-of-the-art
thumb print access, so...
404
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,720
So, we just dig up Smiler
405
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,560
and hack off his thumbs.
406
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Yeah.
407
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,560
No.
408
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,160
No, no, no. No, no, no!
409
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,040
- No!
- What other choice do we have?
410
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,320
We have to know
what's in the storage facility.
411
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,160
No! No. We buried our guilt.
412
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,920
We're good people again.
413
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,880
I float through stress
like petals in the wind.
414
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,520
I'm blooming as a flower and float
through stress like petals in the wind.
415
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,880
[inhales]
416
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,680
- I am blooming as a flower...
- [Greg repeats]
417
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,560
...and float through stress like petals
in the wind. I swear to God.
418
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:37,760
[Diane] Hey!
419
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,560
Me and you.
420
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,800
We can never happen, okay?
421
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,760
- What?
- Look, you're a handsome guy.
422
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,200
Sure, I like a bit of rough.
423
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,520
I would have ruined you.
424
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,440
But you're a convicted felon
and I'm a PCSO.
425
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,160
I'm sorry.
426
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,600
I know how much this must hurt.
427
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,200
But listen...
428
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,120
I'll send you a nude selfie
to remember me by.
429
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,160
It's the best I can do.
430
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,560
Also, you two,
no fighting over me, all right?
431
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,320
That's an order.
432
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,160
Blame it on my juice.
433
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,120
Lizzo. Iconic.
434
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,200
[loud passionate moans]
435
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,440
That's it!
436
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,040
Oh, God! That's it! Oh!
437
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,400
- [Sarah panting]
- Can you drive?
438
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,360
[panting] You want to swap places?
439
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,360
No, do you have a clean driving licence?
440
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,920
I didn't know it was needed but, yeah.
441
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,920
Ooh!
442
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,520
[moaning with pleasure] Gabby!
443
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,200
Are you making the most
of your annual ISA allowance?
444
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,120
Uh...
445
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,760
Yeah.
446
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:04,040
What would you do if you saw
a toddler swallow a marble?
447
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,440
[sighs] Okay, something is
going on with you, what is it?
448
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,680
[Gabby sighs]
449
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,520
So these polyps could come back,
so if I want to be a mother
450
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,680
I have to get pregnant
in the next two months.
451
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,240
So, do you want to have a baby with me?
452
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,480
Gabby, how long have we been together?
453
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,040
Oh, I'm really bad with dates. Um...
454
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,000
Is it five months?
455
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,280
Three weeks.
456
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280
You're saying you're ready
for the next stage? Great.
457
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,880
No, I'm saying having
a baby together's a bit sudden.
458
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,600
Even for lesbians.
We never even got a cat.
459
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,800
I don't have the luxury of time.
460
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,280
No, I know you don't.
461
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,320
But I do.
462
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,440
[Haines] And I cannot express enough
the importance of detailed notes
463
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,240
to be taken at the crime scene
describing the location, the layout,
464
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,120
the condition of the scene itself.
465
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:55,480
Oh, time's run away with me. Next week,
we will get on to interview procedure
466
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,440
and techniques
once the suspect is in custody.
467
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,400
That's all.
468
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,160
Wow!
469
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,440
Whoo!
470
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:05,640
Thank you.
471
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,480
- Ma'am, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
472
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,680
If you were to taser someone, where
would you aim, the chest or the knackers?
473
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,960
Whichever feels right for you.
474
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,120
Knackers then, yeah.
475
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,120
Just so you know,
my surveillance operation at City Farm
476
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,080
is on like Donkey Kong.
477
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,880
What surveillance operation?
478
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,080
Oh, surveillance instigated by DS Selforth
when he came to visit me.
479
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,720
Rob visited you?
480
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,040
DS Selforth's name's Rob?
I never had him down as a Rob.
481
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,560
Yeah. What did you think it was?
482
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,440
I dunno, just Selforth.
483
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,160
You know, like Cher.
484
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,760
No, he has two names like other humans.
485
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,600
- [Diane chuckles]
- What did he want?
486
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,080
He was just checking details of that
day you arrested the drug dealer guy,
487
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,320
- The Don.
- The Dean.
488
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,880
See, he's got one name.
489
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,160
Checking which details?
490
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,880
Oh, various things. If you ever had
any private meetings with Rani Rekowski.
491
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,920
Is everything all right, ma'am?
492
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,560
Yes.
493
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,320
He was just getting our case
in order for the trial.
494
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,160
Oh, right, yeah.
I testify myself tomorrow.
495
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,600
So, do you fancy getting a drink,
chew things over?
496
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,160
- Can't tonight.
- Yeah, no, I can't either.
497
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,880
Taking my mum to Boozy Bingo.
498
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,480
Actually, I need to remember my taser.
499
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,720
Some of these old birds
can really kick off.
500
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,360
[John] Is this even the right spot?
I feel like we were further in.
501
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:36,760
[Myrna] No, I definitely remember
that we buried him near a tree.
502
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,760
- [John] What kind of tree?
- [Myrna] Uh...
503
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,720
- I don't know.
- Oh, okay, good.
504
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,520
So you've narrowed it down to
"near a tree in the woods".
505
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,600
Thank you very much, Ray Mears.
506
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,720
You should have used
that three word thing.
507
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,760
Well, hey, in my defence, Greg,
508
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,160
I didn't know I'd be popping back
to dig up the corpse that I helped bury!
509
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,000
Oh, God, we are bad people!
510
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,840
Good people aren't out in the middle
of the night digging up dead bodies!
511
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,400
Apparently, neither are you.
Is that a fucking Peperami?
512
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,120
Yeah.
513
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,600
Anne-Marie says I need snacks
or my blood sugar dips
514
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,240
and I get hangry.
515
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,120
You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry.
516
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,760
You didn't tell her anything
about any of this, did you?
517
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,160
No. But I have to tell someone.
518
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,440
I'm getting anxiety, hot flushes,
sleepless nights.
519
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,720
Sounds like the menopause. You might
want to check for vaginal dryness.
520
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,960
Greg, you cannot tell your girlfriend
about any of this.
521
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,920
But surely I can trust the woman I love.
522
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,520
[laughs]
No, you can't.
523
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,080
Because relationships are like
an un-serviced boiler.
524
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,160
It's all nice and warm and cosy,
and then suddenly,
525
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,840
the pilot light goes out and you
find yourself sleeping in your car.
526
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,120
[Myrna] John, what is going on with you?
527
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,320
Nothing's going on, Myrns, I'm fine.
528
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,640
No, you are not fine.
529
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,760
If this is about your boiler, you
should get a pre-payment service plan,
530
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,080
only 12 quid a month.
Probably spend more on coffee.
531
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,040
The boiler was a metaphor!
532
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,840
What is going on with you?
533
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,840
Ruth and I have, uh,
consciously uncoupled.
534
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,520
What?
535
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,160
We are momentarily un-together.
536
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,800
Oh.
537
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,720
What happened?
538
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,000
It doesn't matter what happened!
539
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,560
John, we are friends.
540
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,360
You can talk to me.
541
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,880
[John] You want a divorce?!
542
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,680
No, it's not a divorce.
543
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,120
- It's a trial separation.
- Why would we do that?
544
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:32,000
- Because you're clearly not happy.
- I'm happy!
545
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,560
No, you're not, John,
and that's making me unhappy.
546
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,520
Look, I can do... I can do
any of my figuring out in the spare room.
547
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,840
You know?
548
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,400
Or is this about the driving?
'Cos I'll get another job.
549
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,440
- I'll get a better job.
- It's not about your job.
550
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,760
It's about you dealing with
all your anger, all your frustration.
551
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,120
Ever since we failed
to sue your father,
552
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,960
your emotions have been
all over the place.
553
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960
No, they haven't.
554
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,440
You cried when Traffic Cone
got knocked out of Masked Singer.
555
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,200
- Because Aled Jones was robbed!
- [Ruth sighs]
556
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,400
I wish I could help but I can't.
Only you can do that.
557
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,720
You need time and space to figure out
what's going on with you,
558
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,560
how to move forward, how to be happy.
559
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,680
Why didn't you tell me?
560
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,560
Because I'm handling it.
561
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,400
Because I have my mindfulness app.
562
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,040
I'm keeping my father at arm's length.
563
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,480
It's my daughter's
13th birthday in a few days
564
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,720
and when I walk into
that girl's birthday party,
565
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,680
I'm telling you right now, I will be...
566
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,160
[inhales deeply]
567
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,280
It'll be figured out.
568
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,880
Can I just apologise again
for failing to help you sue your dad?
569
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,880
All part of the journey, friend.
570
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,640
No hard feelings, eh?
571
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,040
Just so you know, um,
572
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,040
if you'd got a couple
of board members together,
573
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,680
you could have called a vote of
no confidence, squeezed your dad out.
574
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,720
Hmm?
575
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,360
I'm just saying that would have been
cheaper and easier than suing him.
576
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,120
Why didn't you suggest this
at the time, Greg?
577
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,080
Uh... W... I...
578
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,000
Pretty sure I did
actually, it's just...
579
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
you seemed quite determined to sue your...
580
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,560
- [John shouts]
- Argh!
581
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,280
You ruined me!
582
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,720
My life went to shit
when you lost my case!
583
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,160
- [Myrna] John!
- I would've thought with those glasses
584
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,760
you would've been able
to read the fucking small print!
585
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,000
[Myrna] John! Remember your mantra.
I am blooming...
586
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,600
Fuck my mantra, Myrns!
587
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,200
I'm not blooming like a flower.
588
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,440
I've got blight and I've got black spots
because of this one!
589
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,400
Look, we'll just end up
having to dig two graves!
590
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,840
But, Myrna,
you haven't even dug one grave yet!
591
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,000
Uh!
592
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,280
- [Myrna gasps]
- What?
593
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,320
Uh! Ah!
594
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,320
[Greg whimpering] God!
595
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,880
Who's gonna, uh,
do the honours with the old...
596
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,560
[John grunts]
597
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,080
[John groans angrily]
598
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,400
- [John muttering]
- [Myrna retching]
599
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,760
- [hacksaw blade sawing]
- I... I can't look at that.
600
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,160
[both retching]
601
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,280
- [John grunting]
- Ooh!
602
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,600
[hacksaw blade sawing]
603
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,600
- [dog barking]
- [Greg] Hey, do you see...
604
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,920
- [dog panting]
- Dog walker.
605
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,160
Dog walker, dog walker,
dog walker, dog walker!
606
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,800
- [John groans]
- Ooh! Ooh!
607
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,040
[dog barking]
608
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,280
[man] Good girl. Come on then. Come on.
609
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,200
- [Greg] He's gonna find him!
- [Myrna] Shhh!
610
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,920
What do we do with these?
611
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,720
[tinfoil rustling]
612
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,080
In hindsight,
clingfilm would've been better.
613
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,760
[dog barking]
614
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,840
- [dog whimpering]
- [man] What have you found, boy?
615
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,840
- [dog sniffing and barking]
- Eh?
616
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,080
Holy shit!
617
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,960
- Oh!
- [dog barks]
618
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,960
[phone beeps, line ringing]
619
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,480
[dog barks]
620
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,360
Yeah, police, please. I've found a body.
621
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,480
Yeah, yeah.
622
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,160
Yeah, I'll look it up now.
623
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,720
[phone beeping]
624
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,280
Hunch, bumpy, strut.
625
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,240
Oh, he's using the wordy thing.
I told you we should've done that.
626
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,920
We're trapped!
627
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,200
How are you hungry?!
628
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,240
- [dog barking]
- Chester! Oh!
629
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,960
- Go!
- [man] Chester?
630
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,760
[Chester barking]
631
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,840
[Myrna panting]
632
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,840
[barking continues]
633
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,880
Well, it would be my baby
in terms of the ultimate responsibility.
634
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,600
[laughs] I thought the offer
was to co-parent.
635
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,040
Oh, it is, it is. I'm just trying
to make it easier for you.
636
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,520
There is no easy way, Gabby.
637
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,720
You can't diminish the size of this
just so I'll say yeah.
638
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,720
It's still a baby.
639
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,720
And we've only just met.
640
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,840
I want to be a mother, Sarah.
641
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,440
I want to bring a baby into the world
and show it that it...
642
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,640
it can be a beautiful place
and that a mother can...
643
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,560
can be present and happy and healthy.
644
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,320
And loving and caring.
645
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,720
I think that's great, Gabby.
646
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,200
But that's not my journey, it's yours.
647
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,400
Couldn't you date a mother-to-be?
648
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,560
I promise I'll be one of those really
cool mums at music festivals
649
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,480
with the baby wearing headphones
in a papoose.
650
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:08,040
And nothing will be ruined downstairs.
I am too posh to push.
651
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,000
I will have a C-section and a tummy tuck
in the same afternoon.
652
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,720
Listen to me.
653
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,360
You do not have to make those promises.
654
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,720
You do whatever you have to do
to bring a healthy baby into the world.
655
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,120
Just not with me.
656
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,840
I'm sorry.
657
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,560
[poignant music plays]
658
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,440
[dramatic music sting]
659
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,600
[soft gasp]
660
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,520
[knocking on door]
661
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,640
John.
662
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,640
We agreed you can't just drop round.
663
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,880
Yeah, I know.
I'm not coming in, it's okay.
664
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,560
I just want you to know that I know
how to make myself happy.
665
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,320
I know how to move forward
and it's happening, Ruth.
666
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:47,120
Okay? And tomorrow is
the first day of the rest of our lives.
667
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,200
[Selforth] Hey.
668
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,040
Why have you been speaking to
Diane Pemberley about me?
669
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,640
[sighs]
670
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,360
- What are those?
- You tell me.
671
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,400
I found them in your desk.
672
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,160
Why the hell were you looking in my desk?
673
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,400
Gaffer's orders.
674
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,760
It was either me or Counter Corruption.
675
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,680
[Haines] What are these?
676
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,760
A Swiss bank account in your name
677
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,640
and a burner phone with only
two people's numbers on it.
678
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,160
One of them's a drug dealer
and the other's Rani Rekowski.
679
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,320
Sorry, what are you accusing me of?
680
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,400
I'm not accusing you, Luce.
681
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,600
I just know how it will play out in court.
682
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:47,200
What have you told the gaffer?
683
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,480
Nothing.
684
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,680
What do you want me to do?
685
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,000
Bury it?
686
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,840
Is that a test?
687
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,520
I have nothing to hide, Rob.
688
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,680
Oh, John, I wasn't expecting to see you.
689
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,440
- Let's take the bastard down.
- What?
690
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,600
Organise a vote of
no confidence in my dad.
691
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,880
Board'll be split 50/50,
I'll have the deciding vote.
692
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,000
Dad's out. You reinstate me
as general manager.
693
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,920
And you'd be okay
to do this to your own father?
694
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,600
It's just business.
695
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,960
And also, fuck him.
696
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,160
[birds twittering]
697
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,160
[indistinct chatter]
698
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,080
Forensics reckon he's been dead
around 60 hours.
699
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,080
Whoever dumped him
took his personal belongings.
700
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,640
And his thumbs.
701
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,040
- Any luck ID-ing him?
- Yeah, he's an associate of The Dean.
702
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,640
His name's Marshall Smiley.
703
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,400
Also known as Smiler.
704
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,480
Would you care to identify yourself?
705
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,120
DS Tony Burgess, Met Police.
706
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,320
Love the beige mac. Big Columbo fan?
707
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,280
[Monroe] What's the Met doing down here?
708
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:17,320
Trying to dig up a missing informant
but looks like you've done it for me.
709
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,760
He was your informant?
710
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,640
Once a week, we'd get together,
share a bit of gossip
711
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,680
and a nice charcuterie platter.
712
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,000
But this week he never showed up.
713
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,440
Speed camera caught his car
doing 80 on the M4.
714
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,360
Only Smiler wasn't driving.
715
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,920
Huh! Gasp.
716
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,560
- Who was?
- This little minx.
717
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,200
- I know her. That's Rani...
- Rani Rekowski.
718
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,040
PNC has her on the system.
719
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,920
- Do you know where to find her?
- Ooh! Ask me! Ask me!
720
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,680
Ever heard of a Benjamin Eastfield?
721
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,160
[bell ringing]
722
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,760
Do you know why I'm here?
723
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,920
Yeah! Your mum and dad never liked you!
724
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,320
There's been a hostile takeover.
725
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,320
It's time for you
to close up shop and retire.
726
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,640
- You get me? You get me?
- Yeah.
727
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,680
Argh!
728
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,360
What happened to your neck?
729
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,640
This is a love bite that I got
from Big Dave on E wing,
730
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,680
during the prison dinner dance.
731
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,920
I was sent a fucking message!
732
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,160
That's what it is.
What's going on out there?
733
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,440
The Colombians have taken
their business elsewhere.
734
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,280
[sighs] And what's Jonas doing about it?
735
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,440
Nothing.
736
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,120
He went over to the Albanians.
737
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,080
Mullen and Bowers too.
738
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,760
Where's the bloody loyalty?!
739
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,000
Jesus! I spend 20 years
building my business.
740
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,360
I'm in here six months
and it's in bloody flames.
741
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,520
I need to get out now!
742
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,520
Your trial starts today.
You have to trust my process.
743
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,920
Screw your process.
744
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,640
I was set up and people need to confess.
745
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,880
No one's going to confess.
746
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:24,360
People will do anything,
they just need the right incentive.
747
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,040
[knocking on door]
748
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,640
[Burgess] Police! Open up!
749
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,120
[knocking]
750
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,200
Open up!
751
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,400
Hello!
752
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,640
There, there, here.
I'll take the front room.
753
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,040
- Hello, Ben.
- Search everything.
754
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,520
- What's going on?
- We have a warrant to search this address
755
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,400
in connection with a body found
this morning in Leigh Woods.
756
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,840
Where were you between the hours
of 10:00pm and 6:00am last night?
757
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,920
- I was here. Sleeping.
- Do you know where Rani is?
758
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,280
- [Burgess] Come on, this way.
- No.
759
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,320
Don't lie to us, Ben. This is serious.
760
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,680
Look, I haven't seen her
since we broke up.
761
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,560
She dumped you on the train, right?
762
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,320
Is it true you locked yourself
in the disabled toilet
763
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,320
and played Adele all the way to Plymouth?
764
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,560
[indistinct background chatter]
765
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,480
[Rani grunts]
766
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,760
[Burgess grunts]
767
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,560
[groans]
768
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,120
[Rani chuckles]
769
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,920
- Open the door! Open the door!
- Open the door!
770
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,600
Open the door now!
771
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,360
Sarge.
772
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,000
[Burgess panting]
773
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,360
Well done.
774
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,520
[suspenseful music plays]
775
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,640
[lock beeps]
776
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,840
We're looking for 209.
777
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,400
- Anything?
- No.
778
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,200
Myrns!
779
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,280
Come, come.
780
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,160
[John] Here, here.
781
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,200
[John] Oh!
782
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,160
Mm.
783
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,840
- [John blows]
- [man] Everything okay?
784
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,280
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Great.
785
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,920
[Myrna] Thanks.
786
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,920
- [lock blips]
- Oh.
787
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,200
- [blows]
- Ooh, d...
788
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,280
Ooh! John!
789
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,640
- [lock blips]
- No!
790
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Shit!
791
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,160
[shutter rattling]
792
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,200
Right. Come on.
793
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,160
Oh!
794
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,000
Myrns.
795
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,040
[keypad beeping]
796
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,040
- [beeps]
- Oh!
797
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,600
- [lock clicks]
- Yes!
798
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,760
See what's on that phone.
799
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,160
Phone's locked.
800
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,760
Huh!
801
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,000
It's wiped. No emails, texts, nothing.
802
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,200
Video.
803
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,440
Hey, baby.
804
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,680
I know you said it was a mad idea
805
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,640
but I can't see no future where
we ain't looking over our shoulders.
806
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,920
So I'm on my way to meet the brain box.
807
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,560
Now, I know what you're thinking.
808
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,480
But if she can get us in The Dean's gaff
and we boost his hard drive, he's done.
809
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,160
So I gotta try.
810
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:23,320
But if you're watching this
it means I've screwed up.
811
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,320
So get straight on that plane,
live your life,
812
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,480
and know that I love you
and our gorgeous girl with all my heart.
813
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,080
Come on.
814
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,960
[reporters shouting]
815
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,280
The trial of alleged drug kingpin
Liam Mathieson
816
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,440
gets underway today in the centre of...
817
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,320
[Diane] Yeah, I'm gonna be up there
in a minute, taking the stand.
818
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,840
Telling the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.
819
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:50,960
[chuckles]
820
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,280
I'm the prosecution's top-shelf witness.
821
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,840
Bit like a top-shelf whisky.
Comes out for important occasions.
822
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,480
Deep and full of character.
823
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,120
- Spicy and complex.
- Mm.
824
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,360
Smooth finish but still packs a punch.
825
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Full-bodied and aged for years.
826
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,880
- There, you see, you took it too far.
- I'm so sorry.
827
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,120
[gavel bangs]
828
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:13,920
[sighs]
829
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,840
Miss Pemberley, how long have you
worked for Bristol Probation Service?
830
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,600
Seven years, man and boy.
831
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,360
And you've been
a Police Community Support Officer for...?
832
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,760
Six months.
833
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,920
You'd get less for murder. [laughs]
834
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,960
No, you wouldn't.
You'd get 15 to 30 years for murder,
835
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,160
depending on the nature of the offence.
836
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,640
- For instance...
- Kindly leave the sentencing to me.
837
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,280
Yes, milord.
838
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,080
Following a visit to
a community centre opening,
839
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,760
narcotics were found in the boot of my
client's car by Detective Sergeant Haines.
840
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,000
Mr Mathieson contends that,
unbeknownst to him,
841
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,400
the narcotics were placed in his car by
criminals in league with Sergeant Haines.
842
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,280
Criminals allegedly
under your supervision.
843
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,880
Is that a valid contention?
844
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,360
Un-valid.
845
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,560
Said criminals know that
I do not tolerate misbehaviour.
846
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,280
Insubordination is like
water sports on a first date.
847
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,800
Not having it.
848
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,680
[laughter]
849
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,280
She knows.
850
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,800
Plus I was with them
throughout the opening,
851
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,680
so they did not have time to plant
anything without me seeing.
852
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,240
You weren't otherwise engaged
at any point?
853
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,720
Don't know what you mean.
854
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,120
Are you familiar
with the word porta-potty?
855
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,720
- Could you use it in a sentence, please?
- Mm.
856
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:33,840
You didn't, for instance,
find yourself trapped for 11 minutes
857
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,040
inside a porta-potty?
858
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,200
No, I rocked it back and forth,
toppled it to its side,
859
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,600
them performed a professional Eskimo roll
that I'd learnt at canoe club.
860
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,200
Does that sound like someone
who's "trapped" inside a shitter?
861
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,720
[laughter]
862
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,720
Quiet!
863
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,800
[quiet laughter continues]
864
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,320
Is it true you have aspirations
to become a police detective,
865
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,920
like DS Haines?
866
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,600
It is.
867
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,160
Will you tell the court some of
the nicknames you've been given
868
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,640
based on your desire
to become a police detective?
869
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,600
Um...
870
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,040
- Poundland Poirot.
- [laughter]
871
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,200
Crappy Valley.
872
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,400
[laughter]
873
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,840
Scooby Don't.
874
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,560
- [laughter]
- Um...
875
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,920
Line Of Judy with Thicky McClure.
876
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,040
- Um...
- And who gave you these nicknames?
877
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,200
Criminals?
878
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,080
- Uh, colleagues.
- [hysterical laughter]
879
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,400
Stop it!
880
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,720
That is all.
881
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,400
I've been calling. Did you not
get my messages? I've been worried.
882
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,240
I didn't eat the moussaka.
883
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,680
Well, speaking of, um,
884
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,280
there's something that's eating me up
885
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,880
that I have to tell you.
886
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:53,000
- God, I don't even know where to start.
- I need to tell you something too.
887
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,440
Oh, well, ladies first, obvs.
888
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,680
Greg, you and I...
889
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,800
we need to split up.
890
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,480
What? Why?
891
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,920
Is it 'cos I'm needy? I bet
it's 'cos I'm needy, I'm super needy.
892
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,240
- 'Cos I'm needy?
- No, it's not that.
893
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,600
- You don't think I'm needy?
- Yes.
894
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,040
I think you're the neediest person
I've ever met.
895
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,880
- Including children?
- Yes, including children.
896
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,320
- But that's not why we need to split up.
- Why then?
897
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,200
Graeme.
898
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,800
My ex-husband.
899
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,960
He and I, we've been seeing each other.
900
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,640
We were together the last few nights,
which is why I missed your calls.
901
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,840
We want to give it another go.
902
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,280
But he watched Ozark without you!
903
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,440
Well, he says he's willing to start again,
from the beginning.
904
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,720
Well...
905
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,840
Oh, Greg, it's no reflection on you.
906
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,560
It's just that Graeme and I,
we have a history.
907
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,240
A sexual chemistry.
908
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:44,320
He understands my body
and what to do with it.
909
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,720
Whereas you just point
910
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,720
and look confused like you're trying
to order an ice cream in Spain.
911
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,040
Do you know the Spanish
for rum and raisin?
912
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,240
I think you're missing the point, Greg.
913
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,600
Graeme and I have to give it another go.
914
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,080
I think I need to leave now.
915
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,360
Oh, what... what did you want to tell me?
916
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,280
Nothing important.
917
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,960
[door shuts]
918
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,240
[birds calling]
919
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,840
[gentle music plays]
920
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:29,640
[door closes]
921
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Hey.
922
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,000
Where have you been?
923
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,880
I need to tell you something, Sean.
924
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,200
And when you've heard it,
if you want to leave or...
925
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,360
report me or whatever,
926
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,800
I understand.
927
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,680
Remember that night during the riots
when you left?
928
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,320
I regret it every day.
929
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,560
It kept us apart for too long.
930
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,200
I firebombed that police station,
like I said I would.
931
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,200
Only, it wasn't empty.
932
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,920
A policeman died.
933
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,200
I know.
934
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,720
Well, not for certain,
but I guessed as much.
935
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:16,040
When I first got to Toronto,
my mother would send me
936
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,720
the clippings of The Evening Post.
937
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:19,560
I read about the firebombing.
938
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,080
I put two and two together.
939
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,880
I am a bad person, Sean.
940
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,800
You were young.
941
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,520
You made a terrible mistake.
942
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,080
I killed a man.
943
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,480
It was an accident.
944
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,160
You were fighting a bigger fight.
945
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,720
I'm still guilty.
946
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,520
And I'm sure you feel that guilt
every day.
947
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,560
But from what The Evening Post told me,
you've done a lot of good work
948
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,280
for a lot of deserving people
in the intervening years.
949
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,040
You're allowed to forgive yourself.
950
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,800
How are you so bloody understanding?
951
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:00,920
I'm a psychologist.
952
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,600
It's my job.
953
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,400
Darling! Where have you been?
954
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,240
I went to see Anne-Marie and she...
955
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:25,040
You need to call my dad's lawyers.
I'm not taking the settlement.
956
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,320
- Oh, Gabby, that's a bad idea.
- I'm the boss, sweetie.
957
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,840
Get them on the phone.
958
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,280
Come on, Greg!
959
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,640
[folk guitar plays]
960
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,920
[Spencer singing]
♪ I've been trying to do it right ♪
961
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,200
- [tambourine rattles]
- ♪ I've been living a lonely life ♪
962
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,880
♪ I've been sleeping here instead ♪
963
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,280
♪ I've been sleeping in my bed ♪
964
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,600
♪ Sleeping in my bed ♪
965
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,280
[strumming]
966
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,480
Hey!
967
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,880
- ♪ So show me family ♪
- [phone buzzes, ringtone plays]
968
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,360
Oh for fu...
969
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,640
- Sorry, love.
- Hello?
970
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,840
Greg before wicket, I'm with a date.
Why are you calling me now?
971
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,960
Confuse my number with
the sexual health clinic again?
972
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:14,320
The results are still negative. You need
to have sex to catch something, mate.
973
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,280
Yeah, you can't get an STD
from staring at women on the bus, Greg.
974
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,920
I'm calling about the settlement offer.
975
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,680
Lady Gabby says...
976
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:25,800
"No deal."
977
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,600
- See you in court.
- [laughing]
978
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:33,640
[laughter continues]
979
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,360
Greggers can't be choosers.
Real talk, mate.
980
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,040
We'll drown you in paperwork
then destroy you in court.
981
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,640
This will be more humiliating
than the time you called the judge
982
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,760
"Mummy" and he won't
hug you better this time.
983
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:47,000
So you tell Lady Gabriella "Fame-Whore"
984
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000
that we'll screw her harder
than that Russian gymnast.
985
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,680
Lady Gabriella "Fame-Whore" speaking.
986
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:56,920
H-hello, Your Ladyship.
987
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,560
You can tell my father
that I know he stole
988
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,080
the 4 million quid my mother left me,
989
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,400
and I'm coming for it.
990
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,920
Because I've decided to become a mum
myself and I'm going to raise a child
991
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,280
on my own and every time
I run into trouble, I'm going to say,
992
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,800
"What would my father do?"
993
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,840
And then do the exact fucking opposite.
994
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,600
[sighs] Sarah bailed.
995
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,560
You really gonna do this on your own?
996
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,720
No, sweetie, I have you.
997
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,760
[phone buzzing, ringtone plays]
998
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,560
Hello?
999
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,680
If Rani Rekowski is your ex-girlfriend,
1000
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,480
why is she living in your flat?
1001
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,360
She's not living there.
1002
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,320
She needed a place to stay.
1003
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,200
- I gave her a room for the night.
- Yeah?
1004
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,320
Only thing my ex
ever give me was pubic lice...
1005
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,440
and a son called Bertie,
who's a right little ponce.
1006
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,240
Plays the French horn.
1007
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,280
Out of choice.
1008
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,840
So did you knob Rani for old times' sake,
1009
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,120
then bury the bloke she stabbed,
1010
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,880
or was it stab then knob?
1011
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,000
I didn't sleep with Rani.
1012
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,200
So you buried him but she didn't put out?
1013
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,480
Oh, blue balls!
1014
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,200
She's mugged you off...
1015
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,840
when she should have tugged you off.
1016
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,360
Look, I didn't bury anybody
1017
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,360
because there's no way
that Rani killed someone.
1018
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,200
Nah? 'Cos we've run tests on the knife.
1019
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,640
It matches the DNA of the victim.
1020
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,600
And your ex's prints...
1021
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,320
are all over it.
1022
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,840
Are you gonna charge my client?
1023
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,080
Not today.
1024
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,920
But I wouldn't go
booking any holidays, Blue Balls.
1025
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,880
Away you go.
1026
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,560
Don't worry, you can still book a holiday
if it's ATOL protected.
1027
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,520
[John] Won't be
driving this thing come Monday.
1028
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,280
I'm taking my old job back.
1029
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:07,040
I'm in senior management. Yourself?
1030
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,200
- I'm a lawyer.
- Oh.
1031
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,920
Lovely family.
1032
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,160
Is your wife excited about your new job?
1033
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,000
She will be when I tell her.
1034
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,440
Glad to hear it.
1035
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,680
A man should take care of his family.
1036
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,560
So easy for harm to befall them.
1037
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:29,160
As a lawyer I see terrible things
happen to nice people all the time.
1038
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,000
Like my client, for instance,
1039
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,440
who's on trial because of
some naughty things
1040
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,440
you and your friends did.
1041
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,720
Before I got there, you didn't, um...
What's the phrase?
1042
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,680
Uh, squeal like a little bitch, did you?
1043
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,360
No, Greg.
1044
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,760
- Got any change?
- Nah, sorry.
1045
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,440
Who carries change anymore?
1046
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,960
Ben, Ben!
1047
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,520
No. Stay away from me!
1048
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,040
- I didn't do this! I didn't do...
- They found the murder weapon in your bag.
1049
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,600
That doesn't make me a murderer!
1050
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,000
Oh, come on, Netflix are probably
making a documentary about you.
1051
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,160
That policeman searching your flat,
he's the one who killed Smiler, not me.
1052
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,520
Seriously?
1053
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,040
Killer cops?
1054
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:19,320
Look, I don't wanna hear
your lies no more, Rani.
1055
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,400
The Dean was wondering
if you and your friends are free
1056
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,120
to give evidence in his trial.
1057
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,840
Why would we do that?
1058
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,680
So you can tell the jury
that Rani Rekowski
1059
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,920
conspired with Christian Taylor
and Detective Sergeant Haines
1060
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,040
to plant evidence in the boot of his car.
1061
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,280
That never happened.
1062
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,600
But you'll all stand in the witness box
and say it did.
1063
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,480
And if we don't?
1064
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,520
Then I'll have to tell my client
1065
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,680
and he has quite the temper.
1066
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:55,360
So you'll have to pray he doesn't
take it out on your lovely family.
1067
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,840
Please! I can prove I'm innocent.
I just...
1068
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,360
- I just need your help.
- We helped you already.
1069
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,800
We hid a body for you!
1070
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,080
I sawed off a man's thumbs
and can never forget that.
1071
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,680
Do you know how many times a day
you look at your thumbs?
1072
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,920
'Cos I do!
1073
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,320
We can stop the guilt
if we prove who really killed him
1074
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,120
and I have a plan to do that.
1075
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:23,360
No, no, no! And... And if we can't then...
then you can turn me in yourselves.
1076
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:27,840
I'll take the blame for... for Smiler,
for the drug dealing, for everything.
1077
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,360
I just need you to trust me...
1078
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,680
one last time.
1079
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:37,040
[dramatic music plays]
1080
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,040
[closing theme music plays]