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{\an8}[Rani] I thought I was over Ben
but it turns out I'm not.
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{\an8}I want him back.
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- What do I do?
- Tell him how you feel.
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You conspired to lure
my client to Bristol...
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- No.
- ...with the express purpose
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of planting drugs in his car.
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They're trying to discredit me,
Your Honour.
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They're setting me up.
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In the UK, there are far more people
needing sperm than there are donors.
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But my doctor said I need to
get pregnant as soon as possible.
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[nurse] Then you may be better off
with a donor you already know.
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Can you think of anyone?
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[Ben] Do you know what's on
The Dean's hard drive?
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Proof of his whole operation.
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[Rani] The police would have searched his
house and they would have found the safe.
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A dummy one. The real one
is well hidden, behind a horse.
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[Rani] We need to keep eyes
on The Dean's house in London.
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[John] Front gate is about
two metres high.
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Garden walls look about a metre thick.
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And there's some kind of bodyguard
and he's armed.
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We're in trouble!
We have to move the break-in forward.
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- We're not ready.
- Then The Dean gets out tomorrow
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and we're all dead!
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[chuckling]
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[Tori] Your room is on
the second floor, Room 22.
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Lift is just there.
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Thanks.
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[man] There you go.
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Can you cover me?
I really need to see my boyfriend.
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Tori, you horn dog! Go get it, girl!
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Erm...
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Ben, er...
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I don't know how today's gonna go down.
It's the most dangerous thing we've done.
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And I might not get a chance
to say this to you.
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Not that I have a right
to say this to you,
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after how I've treated you,
but the thing is...
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[inhales]
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I really...
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think we should give us another go.
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Because I love you.
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[romantic music plays]
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Tori. Tori!
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No, Tori...
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- Tori, Tori, Tori!
- Look...
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I didn't ask for the role
of hysterical girlfriend,
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but your ex is wanted for murder,
you're hiding her in your flat
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- and you're clearly still together.
- No, we're not.
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Ben, I can't be part of this.
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Just let me explain, Tori.
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Please let go of the door.
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Let go of the door!
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[window whirs]
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[engine starts]
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[horn beeps]
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[John] Rani, let's go.
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We've got a schedule to keep.
You're the one who laminated it.
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[pensive music plays]
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[John] Come on! We've got to break into
a drug dealer's mansion by four.
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[opening title music plays]
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{\an8}[Greg] Do we know where
the safe is in the house?
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{\an8}[Ben] No.
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{\an8}All we know is it's behind a horse or...
Whatever that means.
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{\an8}Did you two find out anything
about the security system?
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Well, even if we can find the safe,
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stealing what's inside it
isn't going to be easy.
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We don't know the code.
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And if we move the safe then that
triggers a motion-sensor alarm,
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which triple locks all the doors
and bring shutters down on the windows.
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[alarms blaring]
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If we manage to get it outside,
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the garden gate and the walls
have anti-climb technology,
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- and the security guard carries a machine.
- A machine?
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Yeah, an iron.
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- A gun!
- Well, say that then.
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Gabby and I don't know
the slang terms for guns.
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- I do.
- No, you don't.
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Yes, I do.
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Burner, iron, ting, leng, joint,
mac, gat, mash, mattic, milly,
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glizzy, pole, stick, strap, wap,
nine, rotty, botty and tum-tum.
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Aren't those last three Teletubbies?
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- What about po-po?
- That definitely is.
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No, no, po-po is police
and they're called automatically.
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Basically, our biggest threat
is the security guy.
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- [bullet thuds]
- Argh!
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No!
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What a way to go.
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Death by Tinky Winky.
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[Burgess] What's the big emergency?
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I was in the middle of
a particularly tricky Wordle.
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Schedule's moved up. It's happening today.
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What do you mean, today?
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[Christian] Plan's already underway.
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I'm driving to London with Rani,
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after she collects what she needs
from her parents' place.
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We'll meet the others at The Dean's crib.
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They'll lift the hard drive
and it will end up in a red tool box.
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And when you step in,
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it can't look like we're working together.
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[scoffs] What do you care what they think?
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I told you, all I care about is me, but
I don't want to be left hanging out there.
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So once it's done,
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you force me into the vehicle.
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And the deal's 50/50.
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[poignant music plays]
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[Burgess] I was laying in bed this morning
thinking about you.
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Am I supposed to be flattered?
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I was saying to myself...
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"Is he playing me?"
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'Cos if you are,
the next time your friends see you,
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you're gonna be colder
than a snowman's dick.
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Do you hear me?
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[van unlocks]
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Erm, assuming we get
our hands on this hard drive,
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what's to say it's not password protected?
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- [mobile buzzing]
- Oh.
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Go for Diane.
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Do you remember when we were
in your store cupboard at probation?
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You mean, my office.
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Yeah, sure, your office.
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You said the reason you don't keep
notes on your computer is because...
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Criminals have logarithms
that can hack any password
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in two minutes or less.
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Where did you get that information from?
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That is classified.
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Diane!
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Fine. From Nigel.
He works in IT at probation.
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Do you reckon if you flash
Nigel some cleavage,
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he would write us a program
to crack The Dean's hard drive?
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Mm. I'm pretty sure Nigel's gay.
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You know, he's really
flappy with his hands
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and he hasn't once
checked out my arse.
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But, even if I can't turn Nigel's head,
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I know someone who might.
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I'm on it.
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[door bangs, echoing voices]
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[Rhona] In a few hours,
The Dean leaves court a free man.
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And he'll be back
slinging crack and smack.
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And when someone OD's or some kid
is caught in the crossfire, that's on you.
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- You bloody amateur!
- Call me that again.
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Oh, and you'll what, amateur?
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- Lucy, no!
- [Monroe] Let her go.
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- Let her go!
- Get the fuck off me!
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You're done!
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Like this case.
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You understand, right?
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You're done!
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That was exciting, weren't it?
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Could have sold tickets for that.
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She's right.
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I'll have this stink on me
for the rest of my days.
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[voice cracking]
I'm screwed.
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Hey.
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Come here.
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[poignant music plays]
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[Lucy sobbing]
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- [woman] Thanks.
- [woman 2] You're welcome.
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And?
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- It's negative.
- Well, give it time.
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I don't have time, Greg,
that's the whole point!
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I'm never gonna be a mum and I'm
gonna die alone and unloved, like you.
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I'm sorry.
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Lashing out. Bloody hormones!
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You're not pregnant yet.
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- No, fair point.
- Well, look, don't worry.
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I'm gonna get you up the duff
if I have to spend morning, noon and night
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wanking like a safari park chimp.
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Okay?
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Thanks, Greg.
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[keyboard clicking]
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Why have you baked scones?
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Well, you said make an effort.
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I said dress sexy, Mary Berry.
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And what are you wearing?
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You look like Andy Murray at Pride.
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- Hi, Nige.
- Hi, Diane.
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Have you met Stan, my new apprentice?
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All right, mate?
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And all right, mate, to you too.
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Wow!
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What a big one you've got there.
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Now, what is that? Is that 34 inches?
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38 inch ultra-wide.
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I mean, I dream of getting
my hands on that kind of...
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girth.
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Why, do you do a lot of gaming?
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I mean, I like to play around,
if you will.
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Stan here, he's got a hard drive
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and he's got a lot of, erm,
no makeup selfies on it,
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if you catch my drift.
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But he's forgotten the password.
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How would he get back into it?
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He'll need a decryption code
that uses live memory analysis
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to extract the encryption key
from the security partition.
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Stop with the dirty talk, you minx!
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And is that decryption code something
that you might be able to write?
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[scoffs] Easily.
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'Cos the guys that design hard drives
are lazy wankers.
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But I don't have time.
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Oh... pretty please, Mr Tech Daddy.
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I mean, couldn't you just
tap-tap away in your little hot
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Rick and Morty T-shirt?
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Right. What's going on?
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No one likes this T-shirt,
not even my girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?
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- But you're gay.
- No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are! You've got three
lip balms in your pencil holder,
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change jeans before they get itchy
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and I saw you watching a video of
a muscly guy talking about rims.
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- That was Vin Diesel on Top Gear.
- You never looked at these once!
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- I'm more of a leg man.
- Er, hello!
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Wait. Are you trying to get me to write
you a code by pimping this bloke out?
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- Yes.
- Definitely not.
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No.
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Get out, before I report you to HR.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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Are those scones?
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- Homemade.
- With cream and jam.
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Leave the scones here,
come back in an hour for your code.
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- And I'm gonna want your dongle.
- What? No.
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I said I'd flirt,
he's not touching my dongle!
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Just quickly, just once.
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Your USB dongle, to put the code on.
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Your USB dongle.
Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Come on. Sorry, Nige.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[Rani] That's the armed bodyguard.
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Mm-hmm.
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[banging]
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Hello, Professor.
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[voicemail] It's Tori.
You know what to do.
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[voicemail beeps]
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Hey. Look, I don't know if
you got any of my texts but...
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my life is crazy complicated right now.
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I want to explain. Call me back.
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[Burgess] So, what's the latest
with you and blue balls?
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I...
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kissed him and told him I loved him.
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- How did he take it?
- Unclear.
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It was interrupted... by his girlfriend.
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Awkward!
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So what are you gonna do now?
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I... I don't know.
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What do you think she should do, eh?
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She...
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She should let him go.
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Why?
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You and him are different people.
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You broke his heart so part of him
will always want you back.
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Which is why you should cut him loose,
251
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,320
for his sake and for yours.
252
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,960
I... I can't just let him go.
253
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,240
I... love him.
254
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,920
You also love all this mad shit.
255
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,440
That ain't Ben.
256
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,600
It's not me either. I... I've changed.
257
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,120
- I... I just want a settled life.
- Be real.
258
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,040
What's living for you?
Running a food shack?
259
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,600
Or running from bent cops?
260
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,360
[panting]
261
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,120
[Ben] Oi, Rani. Wait, wait.
262
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,560
Does this stuff turn you on?
263
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,600
- What stuff?
- [Ben] Car chases.
264
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,120
The drug deals, the gang shit.
265
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:12,320
Oh, come on! You've got
to admit, it's a bit of a thrill!
266
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,920
[Ben] We weren't zip-lining, Rani.
267
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,240
My God! You're so boring!
268
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,280
[water gurgles]
269
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,280
Victor!
270
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,760
Why is there no water?
271
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,840
My damn husband has a 56 grand fish tank
and I can't get one glass of this shit?
272
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,920
Fix it!
273
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,120
Right.
274
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,240
Yeah, so I just, er, I just shoved
the old rod down the drainpipe and, erm,
275
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,480
plunged the U-bend
with the old, erm, plunger.
276
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,120
That sounds like some good plumbing to me.
277
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,720
Whatever work you're doing
278
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,160
means we've got no water in the house.
You need to come and take a look.
279
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,160
Sorry, mate, I ain't...
I haven't got the manpower.
280
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,760
It's kids, innit, these days, you know?
They're not interested in plumbing.
281
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,320
Just want to vape and talk about pronouns.
282
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,360
I mean, wait 'til their toilets
overflow, right?
283
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,400
- [John chuckles]
- [grunts]
284
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,520
You are taking a look.
285
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,600
Right now.
286
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,760
Yeah, all right, mate.
287
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,880
Stop right there.
288
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,520
Is it a weekend or a bank holiday?
289
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,080
What are you talking about?
290
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,880
A little something
called the Highway Code.
291
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,880
Ever heard of it? Rule number 238.
292
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,000
Drivers must not wait or park
293
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,600
in restricted areas
during the designated times.
294
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,760
With the exception of
weekends and bank holidays.
295
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,240
Now, do I look like I'm extreme caving?
296
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,920
Extreme caving?
297
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,600
Yeah. It's what I do on
weekends and bank holidays.
298
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,720
You should see the kind of holes
I've squeezed into.
299
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,920
All right, erm...
300
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:59,240
Luigi, why don't you, er,
pull the van into this bloke's drive.
301
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,880
- All right.
- No, you ain't doing that.
302
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,520
They can park there for two minutes.
303
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,280
And I can issue them with a £130 fine.
304
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,520
[John whistles]
305
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,480
Well, good luck with your water, mate.
306
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,160
All right, fine.
307
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,560
Pull up on the driveway.
308
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,560
Pull up on the driveway.
309
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,400
Okay, showtime.
310
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,960
[dog barks]
311
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,040
[whistles] Inside!
312
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,720
[dog whimpers]
313
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,240
Found some plumbers.
314
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,680
- Okay.
- Er...
315
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,480
Okay.
316
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,760
- [water gurgling]
- Oh, yeah.
317
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,000
Yeah.
318
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,200
Yeah, I see. All right,
so, the water's not working.
319
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,320
Great.
320
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,080
Who do I make the cheque out to,
Sherlock fucking Holmes?
321
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,640
Have you drunk any
unboiled water today, madam?
322
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,680
Of course I have. Is that bad?
323
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,080
[Ben inhales]
324
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,200
[John exhales]
325
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,920
- It's not good, love.
- Mm-mm.
326
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,800
Erm, don't worry.
327
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,160
Why don't we all go
and we'll check all the other, erm...
328
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,440
- Taps.
- ...taps.
329
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,960
Keep an eye on them.
330
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,960
Who the fuck is this?
331
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,080
Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
332
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,040
- What do you want now?
- Shh-shh-shh.
333
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,040
- Do you hear that?
- Hear what?
334
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,080
Listen.
335
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,800
Oh! This is bad.
336
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,080
- Are you the homeowner?
- No.
337
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,880
Okay, I'm gonna need you to get
the homeowner out here sharpish.
338
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,280
Horses, horses.
339
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,480
Horses.
340
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,080
Horses, horses.
341
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,280
No.
342
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,680
No horses. Right!
343
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,880
Not a chuffing horse in sight.
344
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,000
Nah, no water down here neither.
345
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,880
Cor blimey, guv'nor! Lord love a duck!
346
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,480
- [John] Lord love a duck?
- [Myrna] That's how plumbers speak.
347
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,320
Yeah, in Disney movies from the 1960s.
348
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,280
[door creaks softly]
349
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,320
[gasps]
350
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,080
[keys clicking]
351
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,280
What are these plumbers doing?
352
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,560
[upbeat music plays]
353
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,320
[door creaks]
354
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,560
- [Victor] Mrs Mathieson.
- What?
355
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,280
We have a problem.
356
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,160
What's the problem?
357
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,160
Police Community Support Officer
Diane Pemberley.
358
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,320
Do you have air conditioning
in your property, ma'am?
359
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,080
Of course we do, we're rich.
Even the dog kennel's climate controlled.
360
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,320
And are these your AC condenser units?
361
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,320
I don't know but if you need a plumber,
362
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,560
there are three of them inside
looking for taps.
363
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,440
What if the safe is hidden
in a secret compartment
364
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,440
behind there and is activated by a book
365
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,960
about horses?
366
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,800
Look for anything about horses.
Black Beauty or Seabiscuit.
367
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,280
Yeah, yeah. Or that other one,
the one about the horse trainer.
368
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,800
They made it into a film with,
erm... Robert Redford.
369
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,720
The Sting?
370
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,960
What the fuck has The Sting
got to do with horses?
371
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:57,080
Robert Redford cons Robert Shaw
into making bets on horses!
372
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,200
Oh, so Smiler, in his dying breath,
373
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,600
told Rani the safe was behind a horse
374
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,320
in the hope she would remember the plot of
a film made 30 years before she was born!
375
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,920
You've never seen any films
made from before you were born?
376
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,440
- Oh, my God, that's it, that's it!
- Ooh!
377
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,720
It's The Horse Whisperer!
378
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:24,000
- Do you know what this is?
- An iPhone that's three years out of date?
379
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,320
It's a sound metre app. Okay?
380
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,480
[sings] Ah!
381
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,760
That's 45 decibels.
382
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,840
[sings] Yeah!
383
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,160
That's 80 decibels.
384
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,120
Do you know what
the permitted decibel level is
385
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,960
for AC condenser units in this area?
386
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,280
This'll shock you, I don't.
387
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,720
Fifty dB.
388
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,240
These are measuring at 53.
389
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,080
[scoffs] We might as well be
on the runway at Heathrow.
390
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,200
[dog panting]
391
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,280
[tense music plays]
392
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,520
Now, do you have
planning permission for your AC?
393
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,440
I don't know. Do we?
394
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,240
Whoo! Haw!
395
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,840
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
report you to the local authority.
396
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,720
And if you don't have permission,
they will issue an enforcement notice
397
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,240
and you'll have to remove
your AC immediately.
398
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,720
What? Why do you care?
399
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,800
I care 'cos this is how
society breaks down.
400
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,040
It starts with avoiding
planning permission,
401
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,440
or fly tipping an old fridge,
but before you know it,
402
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,640
the mayor's hanging from a lamp post
and there's gangs on three-wheeler bikes
403
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,280
wearing leather jackets
with the spikes on.
404
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,760
And you'll be selling
this tight little yoga bod
405
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,960
for baked beans and paraffin.
Is that what you want?
406
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,280
Huh?
407
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,360
[upbeat music plays]
408
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,880
[sighs]
409
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,920
[uplifting music plays]
410
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,520
[whistling] Hey!
411
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,920
Found it.
412
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,800
Yeah, I might try hot yoga again.
It's just so hot.
413
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,600
Anyway, I am going to have to
report that, I'm afraid.
414
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:39,920
Or how about I give you £42.50
415
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,160
and you spend it
at the bakery of your choice?
416
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,640
Are you trying to bribe
a Police Community Support Officer?
417
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,000
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
418
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,600
What I won't pretend
I didn't hear are your AC units.
419
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,880
[sighs]
420
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,760
All sorted, me old china!
421
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,600
Wait!
422
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,480
[window squeaks]
423
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,200
You forgot your thingy.
424
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,840
Oh, right, yeah.
425
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,680
My thingy. Thanks.
426
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,680
Follow that van! Move!
427
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,000
Call 'em.
428
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,080
Now!
429
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,240
Call 'em!
430
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,520
[mobile beeping]
431
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,160
[line ringing]
432
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,320
[Myrna] It worked!
433
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,840
We've got it!
434
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,680
- [chuckles]
- Headed back to Bristol now.
435
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,320
- [Burgess] No, you're not.
- Who's that?
436
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,880
It's... Burgess.
He has a gun.
437
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,960
- [Burgess] Pull in just up ahead.
- Oh!
438
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,680
Please don't hurt them!
439
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,480
Then do as I say.
440
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,560
Move.
441
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,000
[Burgess] Stay where you are!
442
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,800
Only the bird gets out!
443
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,400
Take the tool box out the back of the van.
444
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,640
Move!
445
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,520
Take the hard drive out of the box.
446
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,120
Bring it here.
447
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,800
- How'd you know it was in the tool box?
- Eh?
448
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,720
How did you know the hard drive
was in the tool box?
449
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,520
Maybe I'm psychic.
450
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,000
Or maybe you should ask your friend here.
451
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,160
You... You sold us out?
452
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,840
Toodle-oo.
453
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,800
Yo. Yo, what we doing?
454
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,000
You!
455
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,200
- You sold us out!
- Yo! We had a--
456
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,280
Argh!
457
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,920
[groaning]
458
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,000
[grunting]
459
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:47,920
Oi, you snake!
460
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,920
You snake!
461
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,040
[mobile buzzing]
462
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,240
[mobile beeps]
463
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,400
Yes?
464
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,160
[Burgess] It's me. Put him on.
465
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,360
Burgess.
466
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,840
Put him on speaker.
467
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,480
Tell me you've got your hands on
Taylor or Rekowski.
468
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,200
No, but I've got my hands on something
469
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,400
way more valuable than that.
470
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
It was in a safe in your gaff.
471
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,360
- Have you been in my house?
- Me?
472
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,560
Nah.
473
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,400
But Rani Rekowski
and her friends breezed in
474
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,040
and out again with a hard drive,
475
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,880
which I'd say is worth to you, ooh, 100K?
476
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,960
- Oh, come on, don't be absurd.
- If what I hear is right,
477
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,560
if I hand this to the prosecution,
478
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,680
you're not walking out of pokey today.
479
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,320
And how do I know you have
what you say you have?
480
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,360
Call your missus, check it out.
481
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,480
Quickly though 'cos
I'm en route to Bristol.
482
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,600
And I can either hand it
to your lawyer or the prosecution.
483
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,320
It's entirely up to you.
484
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,600
Toodle-oo.
485
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,560
Fuck! Get my wife on the phone.
486
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,840
[The Dean] Has anyone
been at the house today?
487
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,720
- Only some useless plumbers.
- Why the fuck have you let plumbers in?
488
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,320
I needed water. What did you want
me to do? Drain your koi carp ponds?
489
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,640
[sighs] All right, I'm in the bedroom.
What's going on?
490
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,960
That shit drawing
of a horse that Tilly did.
491
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,760
Just take it down.
492
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960
[scoffs]
493
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,000
You put a safe in our kid's bedroom?
Do you know how dangerous that is?
494
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,960
What next, a toaster in the wet room?
495
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,080
Can we save the domestic
'til I'm out of prison?
496
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,000
Just open the safe, woman.
497
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,720
The code is 0569.
498
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,200
[keypad beeps]
499
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,200
- There's a hard drive.
- It's there? Are you sure?
500
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,240
Yes, it's in the safe
you didn't tell me about
501
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,080
while my Cartier watches are
in a shoebox in my knickers' drawer.
502
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,080
Alright. Just close the safe
and put Victor back on.
503
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,160
[sighs]
504
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,160
What's going on?
505
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,360
Can you just for once do as I fucking say?
506
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,800
Don't fucking swear at me!
507
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,200
Victor, phone!
It's the lousy father of my dumb kids.
508
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,000
[safe beeping]
509
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,960
[mobile rings]
510
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,760
So, do we have a deal?
511
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,320
[sighs] Nothing's missing.
512
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,080
You tried to play me, arsehole.
513
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,560
I'm looking at it as we speak.
514
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,240
I have it right here.
515
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,400
Listen, I don't know what you have
but it doesn't belong to me.
516
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,000
What does belong to me though
are your testicles,
517
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,080
which I will be giving to my wife
as fucking earrings!
518
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,720
[tyres screech]
519
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,680
[tense music plays]
520
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,320
Fuck!
521
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,480
[bell ringing]
522
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,120
[Gabby] I've only heard great things
about your school,
523
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,440
so I am extremely keen
to get my child on to your waiting list.
524
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,880
That is wonderful to hear, your ladyship.
525
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,640
Tell me, how old is your child?
526
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,880
Oh, they're not born yet.
527
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,800
Children don't start with us
until they're seven years old.
528
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,400
Yes, but I like to plan ahead.
529
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,840
But I can't really add a child
to the waiting list before they exist.
530
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:33,280
I'm not sure if you heard but
I recently won a rather large inheritance
531
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,880
and, er, I do want to put
a significant tranche towards supporting
532
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,000
young people's schooling.
533
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,960
Do you have grass and clay tennis courts?
534
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,040
No.
535
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,320
Would you like to?
536
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,080
Shall we take a tour?
537
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,760
I would adore that.
538
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,800
Ooh!
539
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,840
- Is everything okay?
- Oh, yes.
540
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,200
Oh, it's... it's just the baby, probably
getting excited about their new school.
541
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,320
Yes.
542
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,240
- Ow!
- Oh, how alarming.
543
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,000
- Erm, why don't you rest here?
- Yes, yes.
544
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,800
Oh. Ooh.
545
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,160
Oh! Would you mind awfully
showing my baby daddy around
546
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,240
while I just recover?
547
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,440
Of course.
548
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,960
- Mm.
- [Greg] What a shame.
549
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,560
I know you're itching to see
the multi-faith prayer room.
550
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,320
Oh, I am!
551
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,840
Religion will, of course,
be our kid's choice,
552
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,920
but, er, I am hoping for Buddhist.
Whereas you're leaning more towards Islam.
553
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Peace be upon him.
554
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,560
This way.
555
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,240
[upbeat music plays]
556
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,840
I didn't hurt you, did I?
557
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,840
I felt like I might have
hit you a bit too hard.
558
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,080
Yeah, the hitting was fine.
559
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,000
The kicking though, too much.
560
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,520
Duly noted.
561
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,200
Mathieson.
562
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,800
- [whistle blows]
- And we had a complete overhaul
563
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,640
of all the sporting facilities
three years ago.
564
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,160
- Mm.
- We should probably get back to my office.
565
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,320
- See how her ladyship is doing.
- Absolutely.
566
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,080
Just a few quick questions.
567
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,960
Do the children here play rugby?
568
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,960
Yes.
569
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,000
- Okay. Cricket?
- Yes.
570
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,200
- Lacrosse?
- Yes.
571
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,160
Football, basketball, volleyball,
baseball, softball or dodgeball?
572
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,400
Yes, yes, no, no, yes, no.
573
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,520
- Quidditch?
- That's not a real sport.
574
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,040
That was a test. Good lad.
575
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,720
We probably should get back to my office.
576
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,600
- How about wrestling?
- No.
577
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,120
- Arm wrestling?
- No.
578
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,240
- Sumo wrestling?
- No.
579
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,320
Mathieson, Mathieson.
580
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,160
Helena Mathieson.
581
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,520
- Karate?
- No.
582
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,760
- Judo?
- No.
583
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,160
- Kino mutai?
- Which is?
584
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,600
- It's a form of Filipino self-defence.
- No.
585
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,840
- And, er, forgive me but we should...
- Ping-pong?
586
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,160
[line ringing]
587
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,120
[mobile buzzing]
588
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,120
[sighs]
589
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,640
- [mobile beeps]
- Liam?
590
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
No, this is Sharon, the school secretary.
591
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,840
- Brontosaurus?
- Yes.
592
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,200
- Stegosaurus?
- Yes.
593
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,320
Tyrannosaurus?
594
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,280
Yes, our students learn
all the dinosaurs.
595
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,520
- Do-you-think-he-saurus?
- No, that's the punchline to the joke,
596
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,160
-"What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
- Another test. Good lad.
597
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,760
I'm really sorry to bother you,
Mrs Mathieson,
598
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,560
but, erm, little, erm, Tilly,
599
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,640
she's, erm,
well, she's in a bit of trouble.
600
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,120
Er, she's been caught... dealing.
601
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,600
Dealing? Dealing what?
602
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,200
Energy drinks.
603
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,120
Yeah, she's been selling them
to other kids
604
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,080
for five times what she paid for them.
605
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,480
Do you know where she'd get
that kind of behaviour from?
606
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,920
No. Nothing comes to mind.
607
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,280
Right, right.
608
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,320
Well, Tilly will need to be reprimanded,
609
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,560
so I'm gonna need you
to come down to school.
610
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,360
Why? I pay you 12 grand a term so that
from nine to three she's your problem.
611
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,040
We will need you to come down.
612
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,120
- Can you name all these old boys?
- Yes.
613
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,480
- Can we stand here while you do that?
- No.
614
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,560
[Greg exhales softly]
615
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,760
Oh, how did it go, darling?
616
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,640
I wish you could have seen
the all-weather sports pitch.
617
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:35,080
Oh! Damn! You know I'm obsessed with
Astro Turf. Did you take lots of photos?
618
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,840
Of course. How are you feeling?
619
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,200
Yes, good. We really must be going.
620
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,160
We're seeing universities this afternoon.
621
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,680
Gosh, you do plan ahead.
622
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,800
[Gabby] Yes.
623
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,640
Well, well, well.
624
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,280
[Diane chuckles]
625
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,280
Have you even read Appendix Six
of the Highway Code?
626
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,800
What?
627
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,120
As everyone knows,
628
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,280
the minimum legal tyre tread depth
is 1.6 millimetres.
629
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,040
Yours are measuring at 2.5.
630
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,960
So they're fine.
631
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,920
Sure, experts didn't recommend
a minimum depth of 3 millimetres.
632
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,880
This car is a bloody timebomb!
633
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,920
On wheels that are too thin!
634
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,800
Now, I might let you off,
but if you do this again,
635
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,880
then you're gonna be losing
more than your hair.
636
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,880
How did it go?
637
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,200
I told him if the risk of
bald tyres doesn't worry him,
638
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,640
then maybe the risk of a £2,000 fine
and three penalty points will.
639
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,400
No, no. How did it go with the hard drive?
640
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,480
Oh.
641
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,640
See you back in Bristol.
642
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,640
[siren blares]
643
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,760
[thrilling standoff music playing]
644
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,880
[siren blares]
645
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,880
[thrilling music continues]
646
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,920
Oh, come on, Haines, where are you?
647
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,080
[mobile buzzing]
648
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,840
[mobile beeps]
649
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,880
- [tone beeping]
- Oh, she's not picking up.
650
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,560
Ow!
651
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,560
You can drop the act now.
652
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,160
It's not an act.
653
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,800
Something's...
654
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,840
Argh!
655
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,840
Do you wanna see a doctor?
656
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,160
I'm fine!
657
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,160
I'm fine.
658
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,160
[reporter] In a humiliation for
the police, the trial of Liam Mathieson,
659
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,640
known as The Dean,
is expected to end today,
660
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:27,680
with the judge instructing the jury
to return a verdict of not guilty,
661
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:32,280
meaning Mr Mathieson is likely
to go free within the hour.
662
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,840
[Rani] Oh, my God!
This is taking way too long.
663
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,960
We need to go somewhere safe
'til it's done.
664
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,840
I got this.
665
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,920
[sirens continue]
666
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,200
[guard] In you go.
667
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,600
[sighing]
668
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,600
[phone rings]
669
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,040
DCI Monroe.
670
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,960
Yes, hello, sir.
This is PCSO Diane Pemberley.
671
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,160
I'm trying to get in contact with
Detective Sergeant Lucy Haines.
672
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,640
Do you know her current whereabouts,
please, sir? Over.
673
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,760
She's in court.
674
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,080
I need to get an urgent
message to her, sir. Over.
675
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,080
[sighs] What's the message?
676
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,600
I am sorry I ever doubted you, ma'am.
I will live with that shame forever.
677
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,000
Also, evidence has come to light
678
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,760
that exonerates your good self
and Rani Rekowski,
679
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,400
and incriminates Liam Mathieson,
aka The Dean,
680
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,200
and Met detective Tony Burgess
in murder, drug dealing
681
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,160
and other very illegal behaviour...s.
682
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,440
If you could get this message to the judge
683
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,640
before The Dean
is released from prison, please.
684
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,800
Sincerely, PCSO Diane Pemberley.
End of message.
685
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,360
- Diane, where is--
- Over!
686
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,640
Where is this evidence now?
687
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,680
[tyres screech]
688
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,320
[Ben sighs]
689
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,160
[Ben sighs]
690
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,200
Ben.
691
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,360
Can we have a chat?
692
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,520
So, what... what...
693
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,600
do you think?
694
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,440
About us?
695
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,560
Giving it another go?
696
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,840
I do love you.
697
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,280
And I love you.
698
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,440
But we can't be together.
699
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,000
Look, I'm wrong for you.
700
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,120
You're bad for me.
701
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,680
That... that's not true.
702
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,640
We all know you live for this crazy shit.
703
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,360
No, not... not anymore.
704
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,840
Rani,
705
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,840
you are...
706
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,640
a shooting star.
707
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,920
You're supposed to be out there
blasting off into the galaxy.
708
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,480
But me, I'm...
709
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:17,320
I'm just a boring old rock.
You know?
710
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,640
I'm meant to be here,
711
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,400
safely on the ground.
712
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,560
With Tori.
713
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,960
Maybe.
714
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,840
Do you love her?
715
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,000
I dunno.
716
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,640
I kinda just met her.
717
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,360
But I have to give it a go to find out.
718
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,120
No! I've changed.
719
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,640
All this madness,
I... I don't want that life anymore!
720
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,000
What life do you want?
721
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,160
I don't... I don't know.
722
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,880
But, but not this.
723
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,360
Just... just give us another chance.
724
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,000
[sighs]
725
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,760
[laptop chimes]
726
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,440
[exciting music plays]
727
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,040
Aargh!
728
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,280
Ah!
729
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,400
Okay, that's it, I'm getting you
to a hospital, okay?
730
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,520
Yes!
731
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,080
Come on, yeah?
732
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,960
Sergeant Haines. Sorry. Coming through.
733
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,200
Official business.
734
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,920
Police Community Support Officer.
735
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,280
I've got pepper spray and I'm not afraid
to use it, so let me through. Thank you.
736
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,360
Sergeant Haines, I know you're not bent.
737
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,120
That is a huge relief.
738
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,000
And, ma'am, I can prove it.
739
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,960
[usher] All rise!
740
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,640
Who the fuck are you?
741
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,960
DCI Monroe.
742
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,640
Your friend Diane says you have something
important relating to The Dean's trial.
743
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,600
She also said we don't have much time,
so what do you have?
744
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,360
Proof of The Dean's whole operation.
745
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,240
Supply chains,
money laundering, police pay-offs.
746
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,720
Police pay-offs?
747
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,800
Yeah, look.
748
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,640
There's your dirty fed
taking a brag from The Dean.
749
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,000
Aargh!
750
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,760
[groaning]
751
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,760
[Christian groaning]
752
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,400
[banging]
753
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,120
[hammer clatters to the ground]
754
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,480
You took your time.
755
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,280
Sorry. Traffic's murder.
M4's like a car park.
756
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,440
Back up required at City Farm.
757
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,440
I've engaged with
wanted fugitive Rani Rekowski
758
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,280
and her accomplice Benjamin Eastfield.
759
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,520
They are armed and dangerous.
760
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,080
[indistinct police radio chatter]
761
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,160
Aargh!
762
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,840
[gunshots]
763
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,480
There are occasions when the judge decides
that the quality of the evidence
764
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,560
is so tenuous or compromised
765
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,600
that the prosecution
cannot prove the offence.
766
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,880
I have made the decision that in this case
767
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,000
the defendant must be found not guilty.
768
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,080
Can you confirm that your verdict
is one of not guilty?
769
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,120
I can.
770
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,120
Mr Mathieson...
771
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,960
you are free to go.
772
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,480
[suspenseful music plays]
773
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,120
[panting]
774
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,960
[screams]
775
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,560
[straining]
776
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,480
[gasping]
777
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,080
Aargh!
778
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,560
[gasping]
779
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,400
Ah!
780
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,640
The shed!
781
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,560
- [Christian groans]
- [Ben] I got you, bro.
782
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,280
[groaning]
783
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,440
Oh, fuck!
784
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,240
[Ben] They're outside.
785
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,240
[Christian panting]
786
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,840
- [gasps]
- Shh! Shh!
787
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,560
[Ben] Shit, they're coming.
788
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,360
They're coming.
789
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,240
Well, looks like you've got yourself
in a little bit of a pickle, ain't ya?
790
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,760
What you gonna do, hmm?
791
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,440
- What, you're gonna say I stabbed him too?
- I am.
792
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,000
Another tragic case
of black-on-black knife crime.
793
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,120
[door bangs]
794
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,840
[Rani] And what does The Dean
want you to do about me and Ben?
795
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,600
Kill us like you killed Smiler?
796
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,960
No need. You're a wanted fugitive
and her accomplice.
797
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,480
- Open and shut case, innit?
- Is there ever really such a thing?
798
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,040
Isn't it gonna be way easier
to tie up the Smiler case
799
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,480
if you have an eyewitness to his murder?
800
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,880
But you saw me do it, Professor.
801
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,280
You are the eye-bloody-witness.
802
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,400
What if I testified that I saw
someone else kill Smiler?
803
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,520
Like who?
804
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,600
Rani, what are you doing?
805
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,240
She ain't selling him out,
she's bang in love with him.
806
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,560
Yeah, I am.
807
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,800
But he doesn't want to be with me,
so fuck him.
808
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,000
Rani, what is wrong with you?
809
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,200
You'll send an innocent kid to prison
and feel okay about it?
810
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,960
I don't think I'll feel anything.
811
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,240
Maybe that's why I didn't yawn.
812
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,280
Guess I am a psychopath.
813
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,600
He knows everything we did for
The Dean, the bribes, setting up Haines,
814
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,400
killing Smiler,
the whole nine yards, right?
815
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,600
He does.
816
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,640
So what's to stop him
telling all that to a jury?
817
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,040
What's that thing
that you said in the hotel room?
818
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,640
Who's the jury gonna believe?
819
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,960
Young black kid with criminal record
or two white policemen?
820
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,560
DCI Monroe, this is DS Haines.
Is everything okay?
821
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,560
Everything's under control, Sergeant.
Just... just stay where you are.
822
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,360
Mmm! Looks like we're running out of time.
Do we have a deal?
823
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,000
Not with a gun pointed at my face.
824
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,920
Oh, it's a dummy.
825
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:13,880
She's lying.
826
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,000
It's been made safe.
There's no bullets in it.
827
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,400
She's lying.
828
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,800
Get back.
829
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,560
Get back or I'll shoot!
830
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:26,920
I'll shoot you!
831
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,440
I'll shoot!
832
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:29,760
[gun clicks]
833
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,640
Now we have a deal.
834
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,440
Right...
835
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,080
Cold-hearted bitch,
ain't she, blue balls?
836
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,800
[Burgess chuckles]
837
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,840
[indistinct police radio chatter]
838
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,320
This man is under arrest
for the murder of Marshall Smiley.
839
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:53,520
Kindly cuff him.
840
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,400
- What you doing?
- What's going on?
841
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,880
- What is this?
- Do you know who I am?
842
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,160
- Keep still.
- What's going on? What is this?
843
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,520
[Munroe] What's to stop him
telling all that to a jury?
844
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,600
[Rani] What's that thing that
you said in the hotel room?
845
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,200
[Burgess]
Who's the jury gonna believe?
846
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,720
Young black kid with criminal record
or two white policemen?
847
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:21,960
Come on. Come on!
848
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,200
[upbeat music plays]
849
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,160
[Tilly] Daddy!
850
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,360
[kids giggling]
851
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,880
Liam Mathieson,
852
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,600
I'm arresting you on suspicion
of perverting the course of justice.
853
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,360
- Oh, fuck! No, you're not!
- Solicitation of murder--
854
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,800
We're not doing this again!
855
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,760
Victor! Victor!
856
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,520
Get off me!
857
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,880
[The Dean shouting]
858
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,360
Victor, do something!
859
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,800
- Fuck!
- You have the right to remain silent.
860
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,600
[emotional music plays]
861
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,360
What's going on, doctor? Can I see her?
862
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,640
Yeah, you can go in.
863
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,760
[stats monitor beeping steadily]
864
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,720
Oh, fuck.
865
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,160
Did we get him?
866
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,600
We got him, bro.
867
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,280
A-ha! Fuck!
868
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,920
We did it!
869
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,000
[laughs] We did it!
870
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,800
Yes, we did!
871
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,960
We did it! [laughs]
872
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,120
Yes!
873
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,600
[poignant music plays]
874
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,000
Oh...
875
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,600
How are you feeling?
876
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,080
The doctor said I'll live.
877
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,840
And how are you feeling?
878
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,360
The pain was caused
by implantation cramps.
879
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,560
What's that?
880
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,880
It's when a fertilised egg attaches
itself to the lining of the uterus.
881
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,040
Which means?
882
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,480
I'm pregnant!
883
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,560
I'm gonna have a baby!
884
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,600
She's having a baby! She's having a baby!
885
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,680
[both laughing]
886
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,040
Oh, yes!
887
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,120
She's having a baby, with my spunk.
888
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,640
- Whoo!
- Congratulations!
889
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,800
- [Diane] Congratulations.
- [Gabby] Thank you.
890
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,680
I can't take all the credit. You know,
she was quite heavily involved.
891
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,360
The bad boys made it.
892
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,680
- They got there!
- [Myrna] Yes!
893
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,880
[upbeat guitar music plays]
894
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,200
[indistinct chatter]
895
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,760
Wey!
896
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,920
Careful. There.
897
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,960
So what gives rise to criminality?
898
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,480
As a criminologist, you will not only
explore the mind of the offender,
899
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,880
but the social and economic conditions
which give rise to criminality, so...
900
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,640
I still don't understand
why crimes are that big a deal.
901
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,600
- That's what we're here to learn about.
- Diane.
902
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,120
- Yeah?
- Can I have a word?
903
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,200
Sure.
904
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,360
Just, erm, just wondered if you
fancied grabbing that drink?
905
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,320
Oh, with you, now?
906
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,840
Er, yeah. Just give me a minute, ma'am.
907
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,120
Call me Lucy.
908
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,960
Okay. Oh, my God.
909
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,080
You'll have to get the bus.
Lucy wants to get a pint.
910
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,080
Can I come?
911
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,880
I'm afraid not. It's probably more
of a Cagney and Lacey kind of thing.
912
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,840
You know, crack open some cold cases,
solve the shit out of them,
913
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,720
and get a curry.
914
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,840
This is what you've always dreamed of.
915
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,520
I feel like you're Lizzo, I'm your manager
and you've just won a bloody Grammy!
916
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,920
Well, if I was Lizzo,
you wouldn't be my manager.
917
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,720
You know, maybe one of my entourage.
918
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,280
- Access all areas?
- Access some areas.
919
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,640
- Ready.
- Oh.
920
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,160
Hey, good work this week, by the way.
921
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,600
See you on Monday.
922
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,240
This isn't a lesbian thing, Diane.
923
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,360
I'm a demon for the cock as well.
924
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,240
All right, Lucy. TMI!
925
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,080
[knocking on shutter]
926
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,080
I heard the, erm...
927
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,120
curried goat is good.
928
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,600
So, er...
929
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,320
I'm taking off.
930
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,520
Where are you going?
931
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,600
Well, I don't know yet.
[chuckles]
932
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,640
Or what I'm gonna do when I get there.
933
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,640
Well, you're young.
934
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,600
You still have time to figure it out.
935
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,760
Yeah, so...
936
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,880
I thought I'd, erm...
937
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,600
say goodbye.
938
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:34,920
In person this time.
939
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,680
Goodbye.
940
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,280
I... I brought someone to see you.
941
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,040
Rani explained...
942
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,440
how she kissed you
but you said it was over.
943
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,720
How you want to be with me.
944
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,520
All right. Look what
I've been working on, right?
945
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,640
- The latest addition to the menu.
- Yes, chef.
946
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,880
[Ben continues speaking indistinctly]
947
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,160
♪ From shooting stars to birthday cakes ♪
948
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,520
♪ Every lucky charm she'd saved ♪
949
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:41,200
♪ Was for the great escape ♪
950
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:46,240
♪ She crossed her heart and hoped to die ♪
951
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,200
♪ Said farewell and closed her eyes ♪
952
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,280
♪ Knew that there was more to life ♪
953
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:56,400
♪ In the great escape ♪
954
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,920
♪ She said ♪
955
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:11,520
♪ Why don't we start from here? ♪
956
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,240
- ♪ Why don't we start from here? ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
957
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:19,040
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Let's go ♪
958
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:23,200
♪ Ooh ♪
959
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,520
♪ She caught a falling leaf ♪
960
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,600
♪ And held it in her palms ♪
961
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,000
♪ And waited for the sun to shine ♪
962
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,120
♪ She caught a falling leaf ♪
963
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,200
♪ And held it in her palms ♪
964
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,000
♪ And waited for the sun ♪
965
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,280
♪ She said ♪
966
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:49,120
♪ Why don't we start from here? ♪
967
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:56,640
♪ Ooh ♪
968
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,400
♪ Why don't we start from here? ♪
969
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:04,400
- ♪ Why don't we start from here? ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
970
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:08,280
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Let's go ♪
971
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,880
♪ Ooh ♪