1 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,638 [lively music playing] 2 00:00:13,101 --> 00:00:14,185 [elevator bell dings] 3 00:00:14,269 --> 00:00:16,980 [Pat on TV] Ladies, your Radio City show is in two days 4 00:00:17,063 --> 00:00:18,690 and you've sold no tickets? 5 00:00:18,773 --> 00:00:19,733 How is that possible? 6 00:00:19,816 --> 00:00:21,776 {\an8}The reason that we're not selling any tickets, Pat, 7 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:24,946 {\an8}is because someone got us boycotted by the Gray Holland fan army. 8 00:00:25,030 --> 00:00:28,742 {\an8}That's teens, moms, and gay men. Who is left? Straight men? 9 00:00:28,825 --> 00:00:30,618 {\an8}Pop music is not for straight men. 10 00:00:30,702 --> 00:00:31,995 {\an8}-No. -No, no, it isn't. 11 00:00:32,078 --> 00:00:35,248 {\an8}-But, Dawn, the boycott... -Has nothing to do with me. 12 00:00:35,331 --> 00:00:37,834 {\an8}This is not Gray Holland's baby. 13 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:39,085 {\an8}Okay, TikTok? 14 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:41,046 {\an8}I'm just a boring lady who sat on her husband 15 00:00:41,129 --> 00:00:43,089 {\an8}after a White Lotus. Scott! 16 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:44,007 {\an8}Oh, my God. 17 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:46,885 {\an8}These are texts exchanged with my wife the morning after conception. 18 00:00:46,968 --> 00:00:48,762 {\an8}-[Summer] You're not even in focus! -From Dawn. 19 00:00:48,845 --> 00:00:51,014 {\an8}-[Wickie] I'm picturing it. -Sir, you just... 20 00:00:51,097 --> 00:00:53,600 {\an8}-You can't just walk up in here like that. -"Not good." Oh! Sorry. 21 00:00:53,683 --> 00:00:57,437 {\an8}Gray Holland could've cleared the air himself if someone hadn't... 22 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,813 {\an8}Hadn't done the right thing? 23 00:00:58,897 --> 00:01:01,274 {\an8}-You want to play the blame game? -I do. 24 00:01:01,357 --> 00:01:05,945 {\an8}Wickie, you booked us at Radio City on Thanksgiving, during a parade! 25 00:01:06,029 --> 00:01:07,030 {\an8}You're a parade! 26 00:01:07,113 --> 00:01:08,031 {\an8}Okay, okay. 27 00:01:08,114 --> 00:01:12,911 {\an8}In tense moments, my Tooth Smartz manual suggests employing the laugh pivot. 28 00:01:12,994 --> 00:01:16,498 {\an8}[laughing hysterically] 29 00:01:16,581 --> 00:01:18,833 {\an8}-What are you gonna pivot to? -I don't know, Pat! 30 00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:19,834 ["Famous 5eva" playing] 31 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:24,798 ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪ 32 00:01:24,881 --> 00:01:26,216 ♪ It's too short ♪ 33 00:01:26,299 --> 00:01:32,430 ♪ Gonna be famous 3-gether 'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪ 34 00:01:33,181 --> 00:01:39,187 ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪ 35 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:41,773 ♪ So, what are you waiting five? ♪ 36 00:01:41,856 --> 00:01:46,152 ♪ Girls5eva ♪ 37 00:01:49,072 --> 00:01:51,533 {\an8}All that yelling reminded me of my parents' divorce. 38 00:01:51,616 --> 00:01:53,201 {\an8}"No, you take him, Craig!" 39 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:56,579 {\an8}Well, we've been on tour for six months. I think we're a little sick of each other. 40 00:01:56,663 --> 00:01:59,415 -Your jaw clicks make me wanna choke you. -Why's your mouth always open? 41 00:01:59,499 --> 00:02:02,168 -You're too pretty! -Stop charging your vibrators in the van. 42 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:03,962 ["Welcome to Now" playing as ringtone] 43 00:02:04,045 --> 00:02:06,005 Why is that Gray Holland song your ringtone? 44 00:02:06,089 --> 00:02:08,341 Because it's my chewing. [laughs] 45 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:11,219 -Spam Risk, you old so-and-so. -[man] This is the IRS... 46 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:12,303 Hey, guys, listen. 47 00:02:12,387 --> 00:02:15,682 I really think that we can still sell all these tickets. I do. 48 00:02:15,765 --> 00:02:17,142 And my sales training... 49 00:02:17,225 --> 00:02:19,978 -Oh, my God. Enough! -This is not time for Tooth Smartz. 50 00:02:20,061 --> 00:02:22,397 This is time to show your asshole on OnlyFans! 51 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,649 -[automated voice] Recipient found. -[Gloria yells] 52 00:02:24,732 --> 00:02:27,443 How did they find me inside? 53 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:30,321 You know what, Summer? Do whatever you want to fix this. 54 00:02:30,405 --> 00:02:32,615 In fact, why don't we all do our own thing for once? 55 00:02:32,699 --> 00:02:36,202 I have had enough of you telling us what the moon is doing! 56 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,747 -Quit pretending you don't know me! -Stop charging your vibrators in the van! 57 00:02:39,831 --> 00:02:41,583 You know what? Good luck! 58 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,251 See you wangs at sound check! 59 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:45,003 [Nick] You pick out a name yet? 60 00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:46,796 No, and I'm recusing myself. 61 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,007 I'm the one who picked "Max" and it's too popular. 62 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,259 Remember when I shouted, "Come here, Max!" at the airport 63 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,052 and we brought a different kid to Disneyland? 64 00:02:53,136 --> 00:02:55,889 Some other family took me to France. 65 00:02:55,972 --> 00:02:57,557 If I gave you guys 100 bucks, 66 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,976 would you name the baby Ridgewood Crematorium? 67 00:03:00,059 --> 00:03:02,187 Looking to get a little buzz for my new business. 68 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,272 The right name is more important than breastfeeding. 69 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:06,858 -[lilting music playing] -"Lesley" set me back years. 70 00:03:06,941 --> 00:03:09,277 -Name one famous Lesley. -Odom Jr.? 71 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,737 -Stop. -Nielsen. Moonves. 72 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:12,488 Exactly. You can't. 73 00:03:12,572 --> 00:03:15,909 Meanwhile, Shakira started life on third base. 74 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:19,162 Shakira. She could sell out Radio City Music Hall. 75 00:03:19,245 --> 00:03:22,081 Why not get her to play with you, then she and I could hook up afterwards? 76 00:03:22,165 --> 00:03:24,000 I don't know Shakira, 77 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,461 but who else lives in New York City that could sell tickets? 78 00:03:26,544 --> 00:03:28,129 I could probably get Grave Digger. 79 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:30,506 -Who? -Not a "who." What. 80 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:33,760 Grave Digger's a monster truck. I play poker with one of his drivers. 81 00:03:33,843 --> 00:03:35,094 What would it do? 82 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:38,556 Spins, freestyle, dirt work. Those people, they show up. 83 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,892 The monster truck community is cartoonishly bad with money. 84 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:43,603 -Can't believe I'm considering this. -[Wickie] Quiet on set! 85 00:03:43,686 --> 00:03:45,647 -[dramatic music playing] -My life is music... 86 00:03:46,856 --> 00:03:49,943 and I don't do it for the awards or for money. 87 00:03:50,026 --> 00:03:51,527 I do it for both. 88 00:03:51,611 --> 00:03:54,155 Come on. You're still making this documentary? 89 00:03:54,239 --> 00:03:55,823 I'm on lights and snacks. 90 00:03:55,907 --> 00:03:59,285 I'm gonna pay off Radio City by using our greatest commodity. 91 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:00,203 Me. 92 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:03,289 Billie Eilish got 25 million for her doc. 93 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,917 I can wear sweatshirts and have a brother. 94 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,544 And who are you gonna sell this to tomorrow? 95 00:04:08,628 --> 00:04:12,006 I have a pitch at the streamer where Summer hosted Love is Smells. 96 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:14,592 -[dramatic music playing] -Fifteen singles finding love, 97 00:04:14,676 --> 00:04:16,636 using only smells. 98 00:04:16,719 --> 00:04:19,722 This is Love is Smells. 99 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:22,892 Move over, sights, sounds, and hands. 100 00:04:22,976 --> 00:04:24,060 -Great. -[music stops] 101 00:04:24,686 --> 00:04:28,022 I guess I'll be the one to fix our problems, like always. 102 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:30,149 Nick, book Grave Digger. 103 00:04:30,233 --> 00:04:33,152 Okay, but just to be clear, the driver I know is not Dennis Anderson. 104 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:35,697 So don't go around telling people we're getting Dennis Anderson. 105 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,991 -[lively music playing] -[Summer] Girls5eva at Radio City. 106 00:04:38,074 --> 00:04:39,742 Girls5eva at Radio City. 107 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:42,537 Hey, you don't wanna see your family on Thanksgiving? 108 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,122 Girls5eva at Radio City. 109 00:04:44,205 --> 00:04:45,748 Sir! What are you doing tomorrow? 110 00:04:45,832 --> 00:04:49,085 Do you wanna buy tickets to Girls5eva at Radio City Music Hall? 111 00:04:49,168 --> 00:04:51,254 -What is it? -What? Girls5eva. 112 00:04:51,337 --> 00:04:54,132 "G" as in "Girls5eva." "I" as in "irls5eva." 113 00:04:54,215 --> 00:04:56,884 -"R" as in "rls5eva..." -All seats available. 114 00:04:56,968 --> 00:04:59,387 Yeah. But we're really, really good. 115 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,180 Doesn't matter. I can't flip these. 116 00:05:01,264 --> 00:05:02,640 Oh, are you like a...? 117 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:05,310 I'm a secondary-market liaison. It's all legal. 118 00:05:06,185 --> 00:05:08,730 Hey, you seem desperate. 119 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:12,191 If you want, I can set you up to flip better stuff. 120 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:15,903 Show you how to pick hot shows, manage a bot army, 121 00:05:15,987 --> 00:05:18,740 and my cut as your mentor would only be 10%. 122 00:05:18,823 --> 00:05:21,451 Or I brush your hair. We'll figure it out. 123 00:05:21,534 --> 00:05:25,330 It's easy money. Fully legal. You could be your own boss. 124 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:28,166 Easy money, recruiting the desperate, 125 00:05:28,249 --> 00:05:30,418 -weird mentors who take a cut... -[pensive music playing] 126 00:05:30,501 --> 00:05:34,464 ...being the boss of your own army, saying it's legal too many times... 127 00:05:34,547 --> 00:05:35,631 Did I mention it's legal? 128 00:05:36,758 --> 00:05:39,802 -Tickets are Tooth Smartz. -[music turns hopeful] 129 00:05:40,595 --> 00:05:41,429 [gasps] 130 00:05:42,221 --> 00:05:44,891 I know how to sell out Radio City! 131 00:05:46,225 --> 00:05:47,560 {\an8}[lively music playing] 132 00:05:47,643 --> 00:05:48,478 Oh! Oh! 133 00:05:48,561 --> 00:05:49,395 Hi, hi, hi. 134 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:52,357 Dawn. Performing tomorrow. I know you're the money guy. 135 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,735 But if we wanted to add someone, or thing, to the bill, 136 00:05:55,818 --> 00:05:57,862 could you update the marquee and the website? 137 00:05:57,945 --> 00:05:58,863 Probably. 138 00:05:58,946 --> 00:06:01,616 Okay. And how much dirt does the stage accommodate? 139 00:06:01,699 --> 00:06:03,242 You know, for dirt work? 140 00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:05,244 I'll check. 141 00:06:05,328 --> 00:06:07,413 Fantastic. Okay. 142 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:13,795 The hell are you doing? 143 00:06:14,712 --> 00:06:16,506 I'm banking everything on booking Grave Digger. 144 00:06:16,589 --> 00:06:18,716 -You got Dennis Anderson? -Well, no... 145 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,259 What the hell help is that? 146 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:21,719 Oh. 147 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:22,637 Thank you. 148 00:06:24,972 --> 00:06:28,518 -Did you just skoink a Rockette? -She works here. I was getting intel. 149 00:06:28,601 --> 00:06:30,937 -Rockette was on your spreadsheet. -It's called multitasking. 150 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,021 Come on. 151 00:06:32,105 --> 00:06:34,857 You have no idea how easy you've got it. It's all mapped out. 152 00:06:34,941 --> 00:06:37,443 Husband, kid one, kid two, wait for death. 153 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,695 I have way more going on than that. 154 00:06:39,779 --> 00:06:41,447 We could get a bird... 155 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:44,117 But I need to find out if anyone beats Caroline. 156 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,620 Who still wants me, by the way. [laughs] 157 00:06:47,703 --> 00:06:50,123 I'm still paying for her StreamBerry account. 158 00:06:50,206 --> 00:06:53,376 She's been watching our favorite show, Critter Mouth with Dr. Bev. 159 00:06:53,459 --> 00:06:55,253 In spurts of five to seven minutes. 160 00:06:55,336 --> 00:06:57,296 Dentistry, diddling... 161 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,756 I'm on the brain, Dawn. 162 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,050 Your brain should be on this show! 163 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:03,511 Ah! Oh, my God! You guys! 164 00:07:03,594 --> 00:07:05,888 I can fix everything. It's all legal. 165 00:07:05,972 --> 00:07:08,641 I just need, like, $40,000. 166 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:10,935 -What the hell is wrong with you? -Get out of here! 167 00:07:11,519 --> 00:07:14,814 I'm finally ready to admit this, due to bravery. 168 00:07:14,897 --> 00:07:16,899 [dramatic music playing] 169 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:20,736 I didn't grow up poor enough to be interesting, 170 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:23,948 or rich enough to be a nepo baby, and yet... 171 00:07:26,075 --> 00:07:27,410 I'm still here. 172 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:30,204 Fighting. 173 00:07:35,501 --> 00:07:36,335 [TV turns off] 174 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,174 I added Avatar to maximize searches. 175 00:07:41,257 --> 00:07:42,550 Very cool. 176 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:45,219 At StreamBerry, we love telling women's stories. 177 00:07:45,303 --> 00:07:48,848 That's wonderful to hear, Brad, because... 178 00:07:48,931 --> 00:07:51,017 -Wait, where's Brad? -[tense music plays] 179 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,143 There's been a merger. 180 00:07:52,226 --> 00:07:54,854 -I'm a Brad. These two are both Jess. -[whimsical music playing] 181 00:07:54,937 --> 00:07:57,899 Look, things have been really tight ever since the merger. 182 00:07:57,982 --> 00:07:59,692 No, no, please buy my doc. 183 00:07:59,775 --> 00:08:02,361 Come on, every female artist has one of these. 184 00:08:02,445 --> 00:08:05,198 Eh... every famous female artist. 185 00:08:05,281 --> 00:08:09,327 I mean, sure, if you were like a J. Lo, a Beyoncé, even a Kate Bush. 186 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,370 What a comeback. "Running Up That Hill." 187 00:08:11,454 --> 00:08:13,664 It's on Stranger Things, she hits number one. 188 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:16,042 -Can you do that? -By tomorrow? 189 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:16,959 I... 190 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,378 Wait, where's New Brad? 191 00:08:19,462 --> 00:08:22,840 Restructuring. It's an exciting time to be in TV. 192 00:08:23,341 --> 00:08:25,384 I'm Jess. These are Brads. 193 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:28,471 -So, what is this? Murder doc? -Murder? 194 00:08:28,554 --> 00:08:31,516 -No, this is... -Sorry. We're only buying murder. 195 00:08:31,599 --> 00:08:34,560 Watching real death is how America relaxes and has fun. 196 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:37,647 Do you have any true crime? Because, boy, we at... 197 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:41,359 Sploin Plus would eat it up. 198 00:08:41,442 --> 00:08:42,652 Oh, come on. 199 00:08:42,735 --> 00:08:46,280 I am giving you what the French call "sex magique." 200 00:08:47,156 --> 00:08:49,492 But you just want the same old story 201 00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:51,786 about some lonely, middle-aged, white weirdo 202 00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:53,913 who drives a van and killed a bunch of girls? 203 00:08:53,996 --> 00:08:55,498 Wickie, are you almost done? 204 00:08:55,581 --> 00:08:56,958 I have gymnastics at 4. 205 00:08:57,041 --> 00:08:58,125 [music turns hopeful] 206 00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,044 Oh, yeah, we'd buy that in a heartbeat. 207 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:04,173 I got rehired after a wonderful stint at Amazon. 208 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:08,594 Give me two hours, Original Brad. 209 00:09:10,888 --> 00:09:12,765 What do you mean, Grave Digger's out? 210 00:09:12,848 --> 00:09:16,185 -Honking the anthem at the Lions game. -[Scott] You dodged a bullet. 211 00:09:16,269 --> 00:09:19,063 -You're better than a monster truck. -I don't know that I am. 212 00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:21,148 Well, then fuck my opinion then! 213 00:09:21,232 --> 00:09:22,233 I am so sorry. 214 00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:25,152 I'm just really hormonal from the sympathetic pregnancy. 215 00:09:25,236 --> 00:09:28,155 We're screwed, and I sure as hell don't have $600,000. 216 00:09:28,239 --> 00:09:32,410 Wait, wait, wait. A truck driver reading a seaplane catalog? 217 00:09:32,493 --> 00:09:33,619 He's a teamster. 218 00:09:34,161 --> 00:09:37,582 This is a set. There's gotta be a famous around. I gotta go! 219 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,667 [lively music playing] 220 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,795 Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait, wait. You're somebody, right? 221 00:09:42,878 --> 00:09:44,755 -What do I know you from? -Everything. 222 00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:47,675 I got an IMDb page longer than a wizard's beard. 223 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,302 You're Richard Kind! 224 00:09:49,385 --> 00:09:50,553 You're Bing Bong! 225 00:09:50,636 --> 00:09:52,305 -What are you doing tomorrow? -Why? 226 00:09:52,388 --> 00:09:54,682 My girl group booked Radio City, we're making our comeback, 227 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:57,476 and we haven't sold any tickets because of a variety of reasons. 228 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,938 Whoa, whoa. You got a list of problems longer than a wizard's beard. 229 00:10:01,022 --> 00:10:02,773 I said that already. What else is long? 230 00:10:03,357 --> 00:10:04,358 CVS receipt? 231 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:06,652 CVS receipt. That's funny. Pretend I said that. 232 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,489 Can you do something at our show? I could use someone to move the needle. 233 00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:11,407 No, no, no. 234 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:13,534 I'm not a needle-mover, and that's by design. 235 00:10:13,618 --> 00:10:17,246 I've spent the past 40 years striking the perfect balance 236 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:21,167 between constantly working and never getting bugged in a deli. 237 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,460 And another thing... 238 00:10:23,502 --> 00:10:25,630 Why would you say "another thing," then take a big bite? 239 00:10:26,839 --> 00:10:29,342 I mistimed it. You overshot. 240 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:33,346 Never chase the big time. The big time is bad news. 241 00:10:33,429 --> 00:10:36,098 That's when the fighting starts. People get desperate. 242 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:37,600 Friends turn on each other. 243 00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:41,228 What you want is the medium time. 244 00:10:41,312 --> 00:10:42,313 [upbeat music playing] 245 00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:45,483 Never above number five on the call sheet of life. 246 00:10:46,525 --> 00:10:48,611 That's happiness. Look at me. 247 00:10:48,694 --> 00:10:50,655 I work every day of my life, 248 00:10:50,738 --> 00:10:52,156 doing what I love. 249 00:10:52,239 --> 00:10:54,492 Well, not today. Today I had a doctor's appointment. 250 00:10:54,575 --> 00:10:57,662 I'm fine. And then I walk by here, I see this spread, 251 00:10:57,745 --> 00:11:00,748 I put some tissue in my collar, and I pretend like I'm working here. 252 00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,375 What is this, anyway? 253 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,668 Euphoria. 254 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,712 Did I guest on this show? Ah, it doesn't matter. 255 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,422 The important thing is... 256 00:11:09,048 --> 00:11:11,676 -I don't have time for this. Zendaya! -[lilting music playing] 257 00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:13,302 Maude Apatow! 258 00:11:13,386 --> 00:11:17,556 Oh, my gosh, that conversation was longer than a CVS receipt. 259 00:11:18,015 --> 00:11:18,849 [chuckles] 260 00:11:18,933 --> 00:11:21,143 That's funny. I just made that up. 261 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,313 {\an8}What murders? 262 00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:26,899 {\an8}-I didn't do anything! -[dramatic music playing] 263 00:11:26,982 --> 00:11:28,567 I know you have a secret, Percy. 264 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,113 Wouldn't it feel good to share it with someone? 265 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,073 Yeah. 266 00:11:34,156 --> 00:11:36,742 {\an8}Tell your dirty little secret, Percy. 267 00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:39,120 {\an8}I'm a P.C. baby! 268 00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:40,162 A what? 269 00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:44,959 {\an8}[sobbing] My mom got pregnant with me with the stuff that comes before sperm. 270 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,086 {\an8}Ugh! Is that what P.C. stands for? 271 00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,630 No. No, you can't get pregnant from pre... 272 00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:51,340 {\an8}Yes, you can! 273 00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:53,300 {\an8}It's just enough genetic information 274 00:11:53,384 --> 00:11:57,304 {\an8}to make what seems like a person, but you can tell it's wrong. 275 00:11:57,388 --> 00:11:59,098 {\an8}Just stop it! Focus up! Look. 276 00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:01,016 If you didn't kill those girls, 277 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:04,478 then why do we have you confessing on tape? 278 00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:06,313 -You do? -Hey, ladies. 279 00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:07,732 I have a confession. 280 00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:10,693 I don't have a lot of friends, so I want to say, I love... 281 00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:11,610 Killing... 282 00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:12,820 Five... Girls... 283 00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:15,072 {\an8}Oh, jeez! This is bad. 284 00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:16,282 {\an8}Look, man. 285 00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:19,618 -I can only help you if you talk to me. -[ominous music playing] 286 00:12:19,702 --> 00:12:22,788 -I think I'm starting to remember. -That's right. 287 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,624 -Why aren't you answering your phone? -The police took it. 288 00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,169 -[Summer] Your mouth is worth money! -[Wickie] Summer! 289 00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:31,213 [Wickie on screen] Hi, little baby. 290 00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:34,383 -Freaking autoplay. What is this? -[gentle music playing] 291 00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:35,885 Auntie Wickie again. 292 00:12:36,761 --> 00:12:40,931 Look, your parents are gonna give you a basic name, 293 00:12:41,015 --> 00:12:44,059 but I'll be there to help you overcome it. 294 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,270 I'll always be there for you, 295 00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:49,273 even if you decide you want to be... 296 00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:51,275 a teacher. 297 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,074 So cute. 298 00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:00,743 [Nick] Hey, Gloria. 299 00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:02,870 {\an8}Dawn said you guys would wear this at the show. 300 00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:04,580 I doubt that. 301 00:13:04,663 --> 00:13:06,248 -[door opens] -[Nick] Right. Well-played. 302 00:13:07,082 --> 00:13:08,167 Ciao, Gloria. 303 00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,586 Later days, Sandrine. 304 00:13:10,669 --> 00:13:11,962 [funk music playing] 305 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,508 -Is that a Cigar Mommy? -Yeah. 306 00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:16,842 [chuckles] They're so elusive. 307 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,761 It was for the group. She's a lawyer. 308 00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:21,931 Save the excuses for my sister. I really don't care. 309 00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:25,935 Oh, good, 'cause it was the last one on my spreadsheet. 310 00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:28,437 I have now been with every single kind of woman. 311 00:13:28,521 --> 00:13:30,564 -Four types. -All 178 types. 312 00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:32,191 Yeah, more, if you're gay. 313 00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:35,027 Now I gotta crunch some numbers and see who I should grow old with. 314 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,947 I'm gonna take these over to Fallon, see if he'll wear them. 315 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,406 Knock yourself out. 316 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:42,493 [enchanting music playing] 317 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:46,539 Wow, y'all. 318 00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:48,207 Wow. 319 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,835 My soul mate is... 320 00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:56,048 [lively music playing] 321 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:01,136 -Gloria. Oh, my God. You're back. -Caroline. 322 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,471 Before you, 323 00:14:02,555 --> 00:14:05,266 I was with no women and 87 men. 324 00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:08,435 And I was so scared to get serious with you again, 325 00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:10,729 'cause I'd always wonder what else was out there. 326 00:14:10,813 --> 00:14:12,398 -Gloria- -Shut your perfect mouth. 327 00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:16,110 In the last six months, I've been with every kind of woman. 328 00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:19,822 Female Popeye, Short Peg Bundy, Corn-Fed Xena... 329 00:14:19,905 --> 00:14:21,907 -I know the types. -Well, I did the math. 330 00:14:22,491 --> 00:14:24,034 And in every category... 331 00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:28,247 Cuddling, regarding, gardening, blasting, sense of humor... 332 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,624 Parking, nipple-play, nice to waiters. 333 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,210 -I know the categories... -You were the winner! 334 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,337 I know you miss me. 335 00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:38,299 You've been watching Critter Mouth in late-night bursts... 336 00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,050 [woman] What's up with the Thai food, babe? 337 00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:42,386 [pensive music playing] 338 00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:43,762 Dr. Bev? 339 00:14:43,846 --> 00:14:44,680 Huh? 340 00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:47,808 The only woman who ever cleaned a cat's mouth without anesthetic. 341 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,143 [chuckles nervously] 342 00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:50,352 My God. 343 00:14:50,436 --> 00:14:53,105 Glad you're a fan, but, uh... 344 00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:55,900 I'm trying to be normal right now with my lady. 345 00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:57,109 [music stops] 346 00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:58,569 -Oh, boy. -Sorry, Gloria. 347 00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:00,321 I had a life too. 348 00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,405 Totally get it. 349 00:15:01,488 --> 00:15:03,490 It's just embarrassing because I brought you a gift. 350 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:05,576 -Oh, no. -Oh, that's so nice. 351 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:06,869 Fuck you! 352 00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:10,164 Sorry, I only had the one. 353 00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:12,124 Wait a minute. 354 00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:14,293 -I know what you're doing. -This is beneath you. 355 00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,170 Here it is. And fuck you too! 356 00:15:17,713 --> 00:15:20,215 [man on PA] Girls5eva to the stage for sound check. 357 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,635 -Caroline is with Dr. Bev. -[music stops] 358 00:15:22,718 --> 00:15:25,679 -From Critter Mouth? You can't compete. -[woman] Welcome to OnlyFans. 359 00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:28,223 -To show your butthole, press one. -[sobs] 360 00:15:28,307 --> 00:15:31,393 -To show your feet... -You guys! I saved the show! 361 00:15:31,477 --> 00:15:33,228 Look who's gonna be on-stage with us. 362 00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:35,147 -Tell them your name. -Leonard Kravitz. 363 00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:36,231 [upbeat music playing] 364 00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:37,900 Lenny Kravitz. 365 00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:41,820 You put that name on the marquee, people buy tickets. 366 00:15:41,904 --> 00:15:43,739 -Find the lie. -[Lenny] I'm a therapist. 367 00:15:43,822 --> 00:15:46,742 She barged into my office. I was with a patient. 368 00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:48,410 Okay. Can you sing? 369 00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:50,537 No, but like the other Lenny, 370 00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,582 I have torn my pants such that my penis popped out. 371 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:56,085 Are you guys crazy? We're not tricking people. 372 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:57,336 That's insane! 373 00:15:57,419 --> 00:16:00,255 At least I'm trying. What have you done for the group the whole tour? 374 00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,633 Oh, strong words. Now let's unpack this. 375 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:04,468 Hey, get back, Kravitz! 376 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:05,803 [tense music playing] 377 00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:08,722 I could do things. I can fake our deaths. 378 00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:10,641 I don't have any fox teeth, 379 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,394 but how do you feel about beaks? 380 00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:15,854 Hmm. Do you have any falcons? 381 00:16:15,938 --> 00:16:17,815 -[music stops] -Oh, my God, you guys! 382 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:20,192 Look at us. This sucks. 383 00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,069 Richard Kind was right. 384 00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:23,278 The guy from everything? 385 00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:26,281 We're fighting, we're desperate, we're miserable. 386 00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,701 -All because we went too big. -You sure did. 387 00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,786 You've somehow managed to sell zero tickets. 388 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:34,081 Even Conan's night of Eagles covers sold seven. 389 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:34,999 [groaning] 390 00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:38,293 If you don't have the money, we will be pursuing legal avenues. 391 00:16:39,545 --> 00:16:40,546 You know what? 392 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,590 -Just sue me. -What? Gloria, no. 393 00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:44,675 Hear her out. 394 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:47,928 -No, Dawn. You're right. -[lilting music playing] 395 00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:51,515 I've been very selfish this whole tour and I have nothing to show for it. 396 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:56,103 Except a trail of dead animals and something called tennis labia. 397 00:16:57,104 --> 00:16:58,105 So... 398 00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:01,400 -I'll take the fall. -No. 399 00:17:02,484 --> 00:17:03,569 I will. 400 00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:05,821 [music turns hopeful] 401 00:17:05,904 --> 00:17:06,989 Sue me. 402 00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:11,410 But make sure your courtroom artist can do Black hair. 403 00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:14,163 Wickie, if you're doing this 'cause you think I'm going next, I'm not. 404 00:17:14,246 --> 00:17:17,332 I just don't want you to be on the hook for this. 405 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,084 This is my mess. 406 00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:24,965 And I made a promise to that little baby that I would protect her. 407 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,134 Wickie... 408 00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:32,765 I'm glad your friendship is intact, but that's not how any of this works. 409 00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:34,224 You are all on the hook for... 410 00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:35,392 Oh. 411 00:17:35,476 --> 00:17:37,644 You sold some seats since I last looked. 412 00:17:37,728 --> 00:17:40,731 -Actually, you sold... -[Summer] You guys! 413 00:17:40,814 --> 00:17:43,484 -I sold out Radio City Music Hall! -[upbeat music playing] 414 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:44,818 -What? -How? 415 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,029 Tickets are tooth gummies. 416 00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:50,449 Just multilevel marketing. 417 00:17:50,532 --> 00:17:54,203 I created a bot army to buy our most expensive tickets, 418 00:17:54,286 --> 00:17:58,916 and that tricked the other resale bots into thinking this was a very hot show, 419 00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,876 and so they started buying tickets. Ha! 420 00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,796 -Is this why you needed the 40 grand? -Yes. 421 00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,006 -Where did you get the money? -My mouth. 422 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:10,135 Oh, jeez, you're faster than me. It's on the Gray Holland song. 423 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,179 So I chewed for a man at a record company, 424 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,098 he gave me money, and then Summer took it. 425 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:16,809 -Ah! -[laughs] Not bad for a P.C. baby, huh? 426 00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:18,769 -A what? -No. We are not getting into that. 427 00:18:18,852 --> 00:18:20,646 I saved the tour. 428 00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,564 -Come on! -[screaming] 429 00:18:22,648 --> 00:18:24,274 -Oh, my God. -Yay! 430 00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:25,734 Get off me. 431 00:18:25,818 --> 00:18:27,194 Well, congratulations. 432 00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:30,572 You gamed the system, and the bots have driven the prices up 433 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:32,366 to $4000 a ticket. 434 00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:33,325 What?! 435 00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:36,161 So there's no way any actual humans are coming. 436 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,746 You don't even need to do the show. 437 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:38,831 [music stops] 438 00:18:39,414 --> 00:18:41,375 Are you kidding? We're still doing the show! 439 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:44,378 -We are living legends! -Summer's screaming too! 440 00:18:44,461 --> 00:18:47,297 [dramatic rock music playing] 441 00:18:47,381 --> 00:18:49,341 [music continues over speakers] 442 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,432 [thunder crashing over speakers] 443 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,729 [music stops] 444 00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:05,149 What's up, New York City? 445 00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:07,317 [echoing] 446 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,820 [scattered applause] 447 00:19:09,903 --> 00:19:12,197 [whooping and cheering] 448 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,158 Let's go! 449 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,368 ♪ Returnity ♪ 450 00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:18,829 ♪ This comeback's gonna last forever ♪ 451 00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:20,747 ♪ Returnity ♪ 452 00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:23,208 ♪ Never gonna not un-comeback now ♪ 453 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,960 ♪ Returnity ♪ 454 00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,337 ♪ Always gonna never stop restarting ♪ 455 00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:29,339 ♪ Never gonna end not un-beginning ♪ 456 00:19:29,423 --> 00:19:33,051 ♪ Don't un-try to un-stop us now ♪ 457 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:34,970 ♪ Every year when my son's school ♪ 458 00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:37,848 ♪ Sends out their class list With parents' names ♪ 459 00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:40,017 ♪ The first thing I do is Google them ♪ 460 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:44,146 ♪ To see what they paid For their apartments ♪ 461 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:48,775 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 462 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:51,987 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 463 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,406 ♪ I don't know what to do with batteries ♪ 464 00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:57,034 ♪ So I just throw them in the river ♪ 465 00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:02,873 ♪ I give bigger tips To unattractive people ♪ 466 00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:06,585 ♪ I only like people who like me But be careful ♪ 467 00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:10,214 ♪ If you like me too much It has the opposite effect ♪ 468 00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:13,133 ♪ And I find you desperate ♪ 469 00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:14,676 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest... ♪ 470 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,719 What is this? 471 00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:18,931 I bought a $9000 ticket just because it was expensive. 472 00:20:19,014 --> 00:20:23,185 -♪ I once masturbated in a hospital bed ♪ -♪ So did I ♪ 473 00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:25,395 ♪ Kick down the doors, no locks I don't need a key ♪ 474 00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,397 ♪ Eyes down here Yeah, I'm the centerpiece ♪ 475 00:20:27,481 --> 00:20:29,149 ♪ Animal queendom, feline synergy ♪ 476 00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:31,109 ♪ Kicking down the doors Big pussy energy ♪ 477 00:20:31,193 --> 00:20:34,321 ♪ I don't care if you like me Swagger that says you just met somebody ♪ 478 00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:38,116 ♪ Confidence boosted by Vitamin P Kicking down the doors, big pussy energy ♪ 479 00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,953 ♪ In memoriam... ♪ 480 00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:46,250 ♪ Not making it about me ♪ 481 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,377 ♪ In memoriam... ♪ 482 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:53,423 ♪ Honoring their dignity ♪ 483 00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:57,844 -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ In memoriam ♪ 484 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:04,935 ♪ This song is all about them ♪ 485 00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:08,730 ♪ Then shrug it out Shrug it out, shrug it out ♪ 486 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:10,899 ♪ Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip ♪ 487 00:21:10,983 --> 00:21:13,151 ♪ Hat tip, chef's kiss, doggie wrists ♪ 488 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:14,736 ♪ You can't handle this ♪ 489 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:17,781 Oh, yeah, it's the Splingee, y'all. 490 00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:21,576 [Dawn] Well... 491 00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:25,998 we have been losing our minds trying to get here. 492 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,835 [sighs] But yesterday, 493 00:21:29,918 --> 00:21:33,255 I met someone who reminded me to keep it simple. 494 00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:38,885 I don't know about you, but I want to do what I love for a very long time. 495 00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:41,305 This is a new one. 496 00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:44,516 [playing soulful pop melody] 497 00:21:44,599 --> 00:21:47,644 ♪ Sometimes I look around ♪ 498 00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:52,232 ♪ My heart is aching ♪ 499 00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:58,113 ♪ All the mistakes I keep making ♪ 500 00:21:58,196 --> 00:22:03,827 ♪ All the roads I've taken ♪ 501 00:22:04,661 --> 00:22:07,873 ♪ I met a wise man ♪ 502 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:13,545 ♪ Who came when I needed reminding ♪ 503 00:22:13,628 --> 00:22:18,425 ♪ That everything you ever need Is provided ♪ 504 00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:25,515 ♪ Just be kind And trust that you're trying to grow ♪ 505 00:22:26,641 --> 00:22:28,518 ♪ Grow ♪ 506 00:22:29,186 --> 00:22:33,482 ♪ Good things come slow ♪ 507 00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:36,693 ♪ Not too high ♪ 508 00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:38,737 ♪ Not too low ♪ 509 00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:41,782 ♪ We're the medium time ♪ 510 00:22:41,865 --> 00:22:46,370 ♪ Staying in the middle Is the only way to go ♪ 511 00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:49,081 ♪ Grow ♪ 512 00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:54,378 ♪ Trust time will know ♪ 513 00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:58,965 ♪ That the middle Is the riddle of it all ♪ 514 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:06,640 ♪ And the medium time Is just fine for now ♪ 515 00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:09,518 ♪ Grow ♪ 516 00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:14,981 ♪ Trust time will know ♪ 517 00:23:15,065 --> 00:23:20,070 ♪ That the middle Is the riddle of it all ♪ 518 00:23:20,153 --> 00:23:23,115 ♪ And the medium time ♪ 519 00:23:23,198 --> 00:23:28,036 ♪ Is just fine for now ♪ 520 00:23:29,579 --> 00:23:30,747 [whooping] 521 00:23:30,831 --> 00:23:32,124 -Yeah! [whistles] -[cheering] 522 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,127 [upbeat music playing] 523 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,129 [Scott] Excellent! Excellent! 524 00:23:38,422 --> 00:23:40,173 Thank you, New York City! 525 00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:42,217 [Gloria] Happy Thanksgiving! 526 00:23:42,717 --> 00:23:45,303 -Oh! -[laughs] 527 00:23:47,889 --> 00:23:51,435 Guys, we just played Radio City. 528 00:23:51,518 --> 00:23:53,145 Hey, why are my toes wet? 529 00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:54,187 [gasps] 530 00:23:54,271 --> 00:23:56,231 -Oh, my God. Did my water break? -Yes. 531 00:23:56,314 --> 00:23:59,484 Scott, get up here! It's the second baby! It's gonna shoot. 532 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,111 It's gonna just shoot out. 533 00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:06,450 Angus, how do you expect Snuggly Bear to nap in Dr. Hippo's pajamas? 534 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:09,161 I'm going to ask Mummy to cut your head off. 535 00:24:09,911 --> 00:24:13,457 Richard Kind is in this one too? Goddamn, that guy's got a work ethic. 536 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,833 [upbeat music playing] 537 00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:17,127 -Look who's home! -Oh, my gosh. 538 00:24:18,378 --> 00:24:20,213 That ain't no pig. 539 00:24:20,297 --> 00:24:21,756 Hi, baby. 540 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,175 [Summer] Hey, listen. 541 00:24:23,258 --> 00:24:26,011 Don't worry if the mother-daughter bond hasn't kicked in yet. 542 00:24:26,094 --> 00:24:27,179 For me and Stevia, 543 00:24:27,262 --> 00:24:30,307 it really wasn't until we started watching Below Deck together. 544 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:31,933 -Thank you, Summer. -[Sheawn] Scott, 545 00:24:32,017 --> 00:24:34,186 I made a couple hundred pounds of mac and cheese. 546 00:24:34,269 --> 00:24:35,437 It's in your bathtub. 547 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,439 -Oh. -Moment of truth. 548 00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:41,234 What is the dumb name I need to help her overcome? 549 00:24:42,152 --> 00:24:43,612 Her name is Lesley. 550 00:24:43,695 --> 00:24:46,406 -Ugh. Hate it. Basic. Already forgotten. -[whimsical music playing] 551 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:47,949 Wait. After who? 552 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:49,534 What, Lesley Stahl? 553 00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:50,619 No. 554 00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:52,704 After you, Wickie. 555 00:24:53,371 --> 00:24:55,499 [gentle music playing] 556 00:24:55,582 --> 00:24:57,083 Little Lee-Lee? 557 00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,837 Hi, Little Lee-Lee! 558 00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:02,255 Nobody ever hurt her! 559 00:25:02,339 --> 00:25:04,841 Looks like a Tawny to me. But yeah, sure, why not? 560 00:25:06,426 --> 00:25:07,761 This! 561 00:25:07,844 --> 00:25:09,679 My girls! 562 00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:11,681 My normie! 563 00:25:11,765 --> 00:25:13,350 Now I'm an auntie. 564 00:25:14,226 --> 00:25:17,854 -You know, this might be all I need. -[poignant music playing] 565 00:25:17,938 --> 00:25:21,775 Oh, God. Maybe we don't need to chase fame so hard. 566 00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:25,153 Maybe happiness isn't in the big time. 567 00:25:26,321 --> 00:25:28,406 -It's in the medium time. -Yes. 568 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,408 That's what my song is about. You're quoting it. 569 00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:33,662 Shut the fuck up. I hear myself singing somewhere. 570 00:25:33,745 --> 00:25:35,497 [Wickie on TV] ♪ Yesternights ♪ 571 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,874 Prince Andrew is stuck in the Fluff-Side Down. 572 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,253 It's his preferred world. Turn that song up. 573 00:25:41,336 --> 00:25:43,880 We need to keep him tethered to reality. 574 00:25:43,964 --> 00:25:48,176 ♪ Yesternights ♪ 575 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:49,678 ♪ Of nights... ♪ 576 00:25:49,761 --> 00:25:52,222 "Yesternights" is in the finale of The Crown. 577 00:25:52,305 --> 00:25:54,224 My God. You're gonna Kate Bush. 578 00:25:54,307 --> 00:25:55,850 ♪ Yesternights ♪ 579 00:25:55,934 --> 00:25:58,770 -It's Nance Trace. -Oh, my gosh. 580 00:25:59,771 --> 00:26:02,774 -[in British accent] Wickie Roy's office. -[Nance] I know it's you, Wickie. 581 00:26:02,857 --> 00:26:06,027 Sony wants you to do a song for their female Garfield movie. 582 00:26:06,111 --> 00:26:08,071 [in normal voice] I'm still a package deal, Nance. 583 00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:10,532 Girls5eva or nothing. 584 00:26:10,615 --> 00:26:13,076 Well, that's stupid, but you've got the heat. 585 00:26:15,370 --> 00:26:19,165 What about the medium time? I thought you agreed with my song. 586 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:23,295 -[upbeat music playing] -Wickie. Come on, are we doing this? 587 00:26:23,378 --> 00:26:24,379 Nance? 588 00:26:26,298 --> 00:26:27,632 The answer is... 589 00:26:30,594 --> 00:26:33,680 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 590 00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:36,558 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 591 00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:41,688 ♪ I count anxiety dreams as working out ♪ 592 00:26:41,771 --> 00:26:46,526 ♪ And I can't count the number of times I called my Alexa a cunt ♪ 593 00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,778 ♪ Neither can we ♪ 594 00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:50,822 ♪ There's a type of euphoria ♪ 595 00:26:50,905 --> 00:26:53,199 ♪ That can only be reached by ♪ 596 00:26:53,283 --> 00:26:56,119 ♪ Dragging a foot with athlete's foot ♪ 597 00:26:56,202 --> 00:26:59,247 ♪ Vigorously across a carpet ♪ 598 00:26:59,331 --> 00:27:01,541 ♪ I'd like to think I'm a hero ♪ 599 00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:04,169 ♪ But I bet when the apocalypse comes ♪ 600 00:27:04,252 --> 00:27:06,463 ♪ I'll be one of those losers ♪ 601 00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:10,342 ♪ Who needs to be Dragged around on a sled ♪ 602 00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:12,969 ♪ Sometimes when I'm driving I close my eyes ♪ 603 00:27:13,053 --> 00:27:16,514 ♪ And count to five Just to see what happens ♪ 604 00:27:16,598 --> 00:27:19,100 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 605 00:27:19,184 --> 00:27:21,895 -♪ Okay, here's a genuine question ♪ -♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 606 00:27:21,978 --> 00:27:25,523 ♪ Are all people with red hair And freckles ♪ 607 00:27:25,607 --> 00:27:27,150 ♪ Morning people? ♪ 608 00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:31,363 ♪ Because I swear I've never seen one at night ♪ 609 00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:34,658 -♪ Show me a redhead at night! ♪ -♪ Is it bad ♪ 610 00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:38,536 ♪ That some of the best times I've had With my son ♪ 611 00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:42,791 ♪ Are when he has a little fever? ♪ 612 00:27:42,874 --> 00:27:45,377 -♪ He's so calm and cuddly ♪ -♪ It's a little bad ♪ 613 00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:50,090 ♪ I lived in Usher's guesthouse For two years ♪ 614 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,594 ♪ He never knew! Ha! ♪