1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,633 [lively music playing] 2 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,180 [elevator bell dings] 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,975 [Pat on TV] Ladies, your Radio City show is in two days 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,685 and you've sold no tickets? 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,728 How is that possible? 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,771 {\an8}The reason that we're not selling any tickets, Pat, 7 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:24,941 {\an8}is because someone got us boycotted by the Gray Holland fan army. 8 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:28,737 {\an8}That's teens, moms, and gay men. Who is left? Straight men? 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,613 {\an8}Pop music is not for straight men. 10 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:31,990 {\an8}- No. - No, no, it isn't. 11 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:35,243 {\an8}- But, Dawn, the boycott-- - Has nothing to do with me. 12 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:37,829 {\an8}This is not Gray Holland's baby. 13 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,080 {\an8}Okay, TikTok? 14 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,041 {\an8}I'm just a boring lady who sat on her husband 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,084 {\an8}after a White Lotus. Scott! 16 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,002 {\an8}Oh, my God. 17 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,880 {\an8}These are texts exchanged with my wife the morning after conception. 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,757 {\an8}- [Summer] You're not even in focus! - From Dawn. 19 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,009 {\an8}- [Wickie] I'm picturing it. - Sir, you just-- 20 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,595 {\an8}- You can't just walk up in here like that. -"Not good." Oh! Sorry. 21 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:57,432 {\an8}Gray Holland could've cleared the air himself if someone hadn't-- 22 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,808 {\an8}Hadn't done the right thing? 23 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:01,269 {\an8}- You want to play the blame game? - I do. 24 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:05,940 {\an8}Wickie, you booked us at Radio City on Thanksgiving, during a parade! 25 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,025 {\an8}You're a parade! 26 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,026 {\an8}Okay, okay. 27 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:12,906 {\an8}In tense moments, my Tooth Smartz manual suggests employing the laugh pivot. 28 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,493 {\an8}[laughing hysterically] 29 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,828 {\an8}- What are you gonna pivot to? - I don't know, Pat! 30 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:19,829 ["Famous 5eva" playing] 31 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:24,793 ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪ 32 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,211 ♪ It's too short ♪ 33 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:32,425 ♪ Gonna be famous 3-gether 'Cause that's one more than 2-gether ♪ 34 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:39,182 ♪ Gonna be famous 5eva 'Cause 4eva's too short ♪ 35 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,768 ♪ So, what are you waiting five? ♪ 36 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,147 ♪ Girls5eva ♪ 37 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,528 {\an8}All that yelling reminded me of my parents' divorce. 38 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,196 {\an8}"No, you take him, Craig!" 39 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:56,574 {\an8}Well, we've been on tour for six months. I think we're a little sick of each other. 40 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:59,410 - Your jaw clicks make me wanna choke you. - Why's your mouth always open? 41 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:02,163 - You're too pretty! - Stop charging your vibrators in the van. 42 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:03,957 ["Welcome to Now" playing as ringtone] 43 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,000 Why is that Gray Holland song your ringtone? 44 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,336 Because it's my chewing. [laughs] 45 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:11,214 - Spam Risk, you old so-and-so. - [man] This is the IRS... 46 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,298 Hey, guys, listen. 47 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:15,677 I really think that we can still sell all these tickets. I do. 48 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,137 And my sales training-- 49 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,973 - Oh, my God. Enough! - This is not time for Tooth Smartz. 50 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,392 This is time to show your asshole on OnlyFans! 51 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,644 - [automated voice] Recipient found. - [Gloria yells] 52 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,438 How did they find me inside? 53 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:30,316 You know what, Summer? Do whatever you want to fix this. 54 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,610 In fact, why don't we all do our own thing for once? 55 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:36,197 I have had enough of you telling us what the moon is doing! 56 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:39,742 - Quit pretending you don't know me! - Stop charging your vibrators in the van! 57 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,578 You know what? Good luck! 58 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,246 See you wangs at sound check! 59 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,998 [Nick] You pick out a name yet? 60 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,791 No, and I'm recusing myself. 61 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:49,002 I'm the one who picked "Max" and it's too popular. 62 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,254 Remember when I shouted, "Come here, Max!" at the airport 63 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,047 and we brought a different kid to Disneyland? 64 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,884 Some other family took me to France. 65 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,552 If I gave you guys 100 bucks, 66 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,971 would you name the baby Ridgewood Crematorium? 67 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:02,181 Looking to get a little buzz for my new business. 68 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,267 The right name is more important than breastfeeding. 69 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,853 - [lilting music playing] -"Lesley" set me back years. 70 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,272 - Name one famous Lesley. - Odom Jr.? 71 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,732 - Stop. - Nielsen. Moonves. 72 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,483 Exactly. You can't. 73 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:15,904 Meanwhile, Shakira started life on third base. 74 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,157 Shakira. She could sell out Radio City Music Hall. 75 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,076 Why not get her to play with you, then she and I could hook up afterwards? 76 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:23,995 I don't know Shakira, 77 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,456 but who else lives in New York City that could sell tickets? 78 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,124 I could probably get Grave Digger. 79 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,501 - Who? - Not a "who." What. 80 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:33,755 Grave Digger's a monster truck. I play poker with one of his drivers. 81 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,089 What would it do? 82 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:38,551 Spins, freestyle, dirt work. Those people, they show up. 83 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,887 The monster truck community is cartoonishly bad with money. 84 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,598 - Can't believe I'm considering this. - [Wickie] Quiet on set! 85 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,642 - [dramatic music playing] - My life is music... 86 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,938 and I don't do it for the awards or for money. 87 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,522 I do it for both. 88 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,150 Come on. You're still making this documentary? 89 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,818 I'm on lights and snacks. 90 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:59,280 I'm gonna pay off Radio City by using our greatest commodity. 91 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,198 Me. 92 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,284 Billie Eilish got 25 million for her doc. 93 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,912 I can wear sweatshirts and have a brother. 94 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,539 And who are you gonna sell this to tomorrow? 95 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:12,001 I have a pitch at the streamer where Summer hosted Love is Smells. 96 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:14,587 - [dramatic music playing] - Fifteen singles finding love, 97 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,631 using only smells. 98 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:19,717 This is Love is Smells. 99 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,887 Move over, sights, sounds, and hands. 100 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:24,055 - Great. - [music stops] 101 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:28,017 I guess I'll be the one to fix our problems, like always. 102 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,144 Nick, book Grave Digger. 103 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:33,147 Okay, but just to be clear, the driver I know is not Dennis Anderson. 104 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,692 So don't go around telling people we're getting Dennis Anderson. 105 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,986 - [lively music playing] - [Summer] Girls5eva at Radio City. 106 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,737 Girls5eva at Radio City. 107 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,532 Hey, you don't wanna see your family on Thanksgiving? 108 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,117 Girls5eva at Radio City. 109 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,743 Sir! What are you doing tomorrow? 110 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:49,080 Do you wanna buy tickets to Girls5eva at Radio City Music Hall? 111 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,249 - What is it? - What? Girls5eva. 112 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,127 "G" as in "Girls5eva." "I" as in "irls5eva." 113 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,879 -"R" as in "rls5eva..." - All seats available. 114 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:59,382 Yeah. But we're really, really good. 115 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,175 Doesn't matter. I can't flip these. 116 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,635 Oh, are you like a...? 117 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,305 I'm a secondary-market liaison. It's all legal. 118 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,725 Hey, you seem desperate. 119 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,186 If you want, I can set you up to flip better stuff. 120 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:15,898 Show you how to pick hot shows, manage a bot army, 121 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:18,735 and my cut as your mentor would only be 10%. 122 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,446 Or I brush your hair. We'll figure it out. 123 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:25,325 It's easy money. Fully legal. You could be your own boss. 124 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,161 Easy money, recruiting the desperate, 125 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,413 - weird mentors who take a cut... - [pensive music playing] 126 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:34,459 ...being the boss of your own army, saying it's legal too many times... 127 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,626 Did I mention it's legal? 128 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,797 - Tickets are Tooth Smartz. - [music turns hopeful] 129 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:41,424 [gasps] 130 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,886 I know how to sell out Radio City! 131 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,555 {\an8}[lively music playing] 132 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,473 Oh! Oh! 133 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,390 Hi, hi, hi. 134 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,351 Dawn. Performing tomorrow. I know you're the money guy. 135 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:55,730 But if we wanted to add someone, or thing, to the bill, 136 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,857 could you update the marquee and the website? 137 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:58,858 Probably. 138 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,611 Okay. And how much dirt does the stage accommodate? 139 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,237 You know, for dirt work? 140 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,239 I'll check. 141 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:07,408 Fantastic. Okay. 142 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,790 The hell are you doing? 143 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,501 I'm banking everything on booking Grave Digger. 144 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,711 - You got Dennis Anderson? - Well, no... 145 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,254 What the hell help is that? 146 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:21,714 Oh. 147 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:22,632 Thank you. 148 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:28,513 - Did you just skoink a Rockette? - She works here. I was getting intel. 149 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,932 - Rockette was on your spreadsheet. - It's called multitasking. 150 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,016 Come on. 151 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:34,852 You have no idea how easy you've got it. It's all mapped out. 152 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,438 Husband, kid one, kid two, wait for death. 153 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,690 I have way more going on than that. 154 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,442 We could get a bird... 155 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:44,112 But I need to find out if anyone beats Caroline. 156 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,615 Who still wants me, by the way. [laughs] 157 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,118 I'm still paying for her StreamBerry account. 158 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,371 She's been watching our favorite show, Critter Mouth with Dr. Bev. 159 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,248 In spurts of five to seven minutes. 160 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,291 Dentistry, diddling... 161 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:58,751 I'm on the brain, Dawn. 162 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,045 Your brain should be on this show! 163 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,506 Ah! Oh, my God! You guys! 164 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,883 I can fix everything. It's all legal. 165 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:08,636 I just need, like, $40,000. 166 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,930 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Get out of here! 167 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,809 I'm finally ready to admit this, due to bravery. 168 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,894 [dramatic music playing] 169 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,731 I didn't grow up poor enough to be interesting, 170 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:23,943 or rich enough to be a nepo baby, and yet... 171 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,405 I'm still here. 172 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,199 Fighting. 173 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:36,330 [TV turns off] 174 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,169 I added Avatar to maximize searches. 175 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,545 Very cool. 176 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:45,214 At StreamBerry, we love telling women's stories. 177 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:48,843 That's wonderful to hear, Brad, because... 178 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,012 - Wait, where's Brad? - [tense music plays] 179 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,138 There's been a merger. 180 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,849 - I'm a Brad. These two are both Jess. - [whimsical music playing] 181 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:57,894 Look, things have been really tight ever since the merger. 182 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,687 No, no, please buy my doc. 183 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,356 Come on, every female artist has one of these. 184 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:05,193 Eh... every famous female artist. 185 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:09,322 I mean, sure, if you were like a J. Lo, a Beyoncé, even a Kate Bush. 186 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,365 What a comeback. "Running Up That Hill." 187 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:13,659 It's on Stranger Things, she hits number one. 188 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,037 - Can you do that? - By tomorrow? 189 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:16,954 I... 190 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,373 Wait, where's New Brad? 191 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,835 Restructuring. It's an exciting time to be in TV. 192 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,379 I'm Jess. These are Brads. 193 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,466 - So, what is this? Murder doc? - Murder? 194 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,511 - No, this is... - Sorry. We're only buying murder. 195 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,555 Watching real death is how America relaxes and has fun. 196 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,642 Do you have any true crime? Because, boy, we at... 197 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,354 Sploin Plus would eat it up. 198 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,647 Oh, come on. 199 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:46,275 I am giving you what the French call "sex magique." 200 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:49,487 But you just want the same old story 201 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,781 about some lonely, middle-aged, white weirdo 202 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,908 who drives a van and killed a bunch of girls? 203 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,493 Wickie, are you almost done? 204 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,953 I have gymnastics at 4. 205 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,120 [music turns hopeful] 206 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,039 Oh, yeah, we'd buy that in a heartbeat. 207 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:04,168 I got rehired after a wonderful stint at Amazon. 208 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,589 Give me two hours, Original Brad. 209 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,760 What do you mean, Grave Digger's out? 210 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,180 - Honking the anthem at the Lions game. - [Scott] You dodged a bullet. 211 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:19,058 - You're better than a monster truck. - I don't know that I am. 212 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,143 Well, then fuck my opinion then! 213 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,228 I am so sorry. 214 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,147 I'm just really hormonal from the sympathetic pregnancy. 215 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:28,150 We're screwed, and I sure as hell don't have $600,000. 216 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:32,405 Wait, wait, wait. A truck driver reading a seaplane catalog? 217 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,614 He's a teamster. 218 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:37,577 This is a set. There's gotta be a famous around. I gotta go! 219 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,662 [lively music playing] 220 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,790 Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait, wait. You're somebody, right? 221 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,750 - What do I know you from? - Everything. 222 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,670 I got an IMDb page longer than a wizard's beard. 223 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,297 You're Richard Kind! 224 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,548 You're Bing Bong! 225 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,300 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Why? 226 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,677 My girl group booked Radio City, we're making our comeback, 227 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,471 and we haven't sold any tickets because of a variety of reasons. 228 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,933 Whoa, whoa. You got a list of problems longer than a wizard's beard. 229 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,768 I said that already. What else is long? 230 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,353 CVS receipt? 231 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:06,647 CVS receipt. That's funny. Pretend I said that. 232 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:10,484 Can you do something at our show? I could use someone to move the needle. 233 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,402 No, no, no. 234 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,529 I'm not a needle-mover, and that's by design. 235 00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:17,241 I've spent the past 40 years striking the perfect balance 236 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:21,162 between constantly working and never getting bugged in a deli. 237 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,455 And another thing... 238 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,625 Why would you say "another thing," then take a big bite? 239 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,337 I mistimed it. You overshot. 240 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,341 Never chase the big time. The big time is bad news. 241 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,093 That's when the fighting starts. People get desperate. 242 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,595 Friends turn on each other. 243 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:41,223 What you want is the medium time. 244 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,308 [upbeat music playing] 245 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,478 Never above number five on the call sheet of life. 246 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,606 That's happiness. Look at me. 247 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,650 I work every day of my life, 248 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,151 doing what I love. 249 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,487 Well, not today. Today I had a doctor's appointment. 250 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,657 I'm fine. And then I walk by here, I see this spread, 251 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,743 I put some tissue in my collar, and I pretend like I'm working here. 252 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,370 What is this, anyway? 253 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,663 Euphoria. 254 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,707 Did I guest on this show? Ah, it doesn't matter. 255 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,417 The important thing is... 256 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,671 - I don't have time for this. Zendaya! - [lilting music playing] 257 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,297 Maude Apatow! 258 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:17,551 Oh, my gosh, that conversation was longer than a CVS receipt. 259 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:18,844 [chuckles] 260 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,138 That's funny. I just made that up. 261 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,308 {\an8}What murders? 262 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,894 {\an8}-I didn't do anything! - [dramatic music playing] 263 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,562 I know you have a secret, Percy. 264 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,108 Wouldn't it feel good to share it with someone? 265 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,068 Yeah. 266 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,737 {\an8}Tell your dirty little secret, Percy. 267 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,115 {\an8}I'm a P.C. baby! 268 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,157 A what? 269 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:44,954 {\an8}[sobbing] My mom got pregnant with me with the stuff that comes before sperm. 270 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,081 {\an8}Ugh! Is that what P.C. stands for? 271 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,625 No. No, you can't get pregnant from pre-- 272 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,335 {\an8}Yes, you can! 273 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,295 {\an8}It's just enough genetic information 274 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:57,299 {\an8}to make what seems like a person, but you can tell it's wrong. 275 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,093 {\an8}Just stop it! Focus up! Look. 276 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,011 If you didn't kill those girls, 277 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:04,473 then why do we have you confessing on tape? 278 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,308 - You do? - Hey, ladies. 279 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,726 I have a confession. 280 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,688 I don't have a lot of friends, so I want to say, I love-- 281 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,605 Killing-- 282 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,815 Five-- Girls-- 283 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,067 {\an8}Oh, jeez! This is bad. 284 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,277 {\an8}Look, man. 285 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,613 - I can only help you if you talk to me. - [ominous music playing] 286 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,783 - I think I'm starting to remember. - That's right. 287 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,619 - Why aren't you answering your phone? - The police took it. 288 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,164 - [Summer] Your mouth is worth money! - [Wickie] Summer! 289 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,208 [Wickie on screen] Hi, little baby. 290 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,378 - Freaking autoplay. What is this? - [gentle music playing] 291 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,880 Auntie Wickie again. 292 00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:40,926 Look, your parents are gonna give you a basic name, 293 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:44,054 but I'll be there to help you overcome it. 294 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,265 I'll always be there for you, 295 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,268 even if you decide you want to be... 296 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,270 a teacher. 297 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,069 So cute. 298 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:00,738 [Nick] Hey, Gloria. 299 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,865 {\an8}Dawn said you guys would wear this at the show. 300 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,575 I doubt that. 301 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,243 - [door opens] - [Nick] Right. Well-played. 302 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,162 Ciao, Gloria. 303 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,581 Later days, Sandrine. 304 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,957 [funk music playing] 305 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,503 - Is that a Cigar Mommy? - Yeah. 306 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,837 [chuckles] They're so elusive. 307 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,756 It was for the group. She's a lawyer. 308 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,926 Save the excuses for my sister. I really don't care. 309 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:25,930 Oh, good, 'cause it was the last one on my spreadsheet. 310 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,432 I have now been with every single kind of woman. 311 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,559 - Four types. - All 178 types. 312 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,186 Yeah, more, if you're gay. 313 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,022 Now I gotta crunch some numbers and see who I should grow old with. 314 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,942 I'm gonna take these over to Fallon, see if he'll wear them. 315 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,401 Knock yourself out. 316 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,488 [enchanting music playing] 317 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,534 Wow, y'all. 318 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,202 Wow. 319 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,829 My soul mate is... 320 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,043 [lively music playing] 321 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,131 - Gloria. Oh, my God. You're back. - Caroline. 322 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,466 Before you, 323 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,261 I was with no women and 87 men. 324 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,430 And I was so scared to get serious with you again, 325 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,724 'cause I'd always wonder what else was out there. 326 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,393 - Gloria- - Shut your perfect mouth. 327 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,105 In the last six months, I've been with every kind of woman. 328 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,817 Female Popeye, Short Peg Bundy, Corn-Fed Xena... 329 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,902 - I know the types. - Well, I did the math. 330 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,029 And in every category-- 331 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:28,242 Cuddling, regarding, gardening, blasting, sense of humor... 332 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,619 Parking, nipple-play, nice to waiters. 333 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,205 - I know the categories-- - You were the winner! 334 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,332 I know you miss me. 335 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,294 You've been watching Critter Mouth in late-night bursts... 336 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,045 [woman] What's up with the Thai food, babe? 337 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,381 [pensive music playing] 338 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,757 Dr. Bev? 339 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:44,675 Huh? 340 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,803 The only woman who ever cleaned a cat's mouth without anesthetic. 341 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,138 [chuckles nervously] 342 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,347 My God. 343 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,100 Glad you're a fan, but, uh... 344 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,895 I'm trying to be normal right now with my lady. 345 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,104 [music stops] 346 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,564 - Oh, boy. - Sorry, Gloria. 347 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,316 I had a life too. 348 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,400 Totally get it. 349 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,485 It's just embarrassing because I brought you a gift. 350 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,571 - Oh, no. - Oh, that's so nice. 351 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:06,864 Fuck you! 352 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,159 Sorry, I only had the one. 353 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,119 Wait a minute. 354 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,288 - I know what you're doing. - This is beneath you. 355 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,165 Here it is. And fuck you too! 356 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,210 [man on PA] Girls5eva to the stage for sound check. 357 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,630 - Caroline is with Dr. Bev. - [music stops] 358 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,674 - From Critter Mouth? You can't compete. - [woman] Welcome to OnlyFans. 359 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,218 - To show your butthole, press one. - [sobs] 360 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:31,388 - To show your feet... - You guys! I saved the show! 361 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,223 Look who's gonna be on-stage with us. 362 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,142 - Tell them your name. - Leonard Kravitz. 363 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,226 [upbeat music playing] 364 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,895 Lenny Kravitz. 365 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,815 You put that name on the marquee, people buy tickets. 366 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,734 - Find the lie. - [Lenny] I'm a therapist. 367 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,737 She barged into my office. I was with a patient. 368 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,405 Okay. Can you sing? 369 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,532 No, but like the other Lenny, 370 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,577 I have torn my pants such that my penis popped out. 371 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,080 Are you guys crazy? We're not tricking people. 372 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,331 That's insane! 373 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,250 At least I'm trying. What have you done for the group the whole tour? 374 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,628 Oh, strong words. Now let's unpack this. 375 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,463 Hey, get back, Kravitz! 376 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,798 [tense music playing] 377 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,717 I could do things. I can fake our deaths. 378 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,636 I don't have any fox teeth, 379 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,389 but how do you feel about beaks? 380 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,849 Hmm. Do you have any falcons? 381 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,810 - [music stops] - Oh, my God, you guys! 382 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,187 Look at us. This sucks. 383 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,064 Richard Kind was right. 384 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,273 The guy from everything? 385 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,276 We're fighting, we're desperate, we're miserable. 386 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,696 - All because we went too big. - You sure did. 387 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,781 You've somehow managed to sell zero tickets. 388 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:34,076 Even Conan's night of Eagles covers sold seven. 389 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:34,994 [groaning] 390 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,288 If you don't have the money, we will be pursuing legal avenues. 391 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,541 You know what? 392 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,585 - Just sue me. - What? Gloria, no. 393 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,670 Hear her out. 394 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,923 - No, Dawn. You're right. - [lilting music playing] 395 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,510 I've been very selfish this whole tour and I have nothing to show for it. 396 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:56,098 Except a trail of dead animals and something called tennis labia. 397 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,100 So... 398 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,395 - I'll take the fall. - No. 399 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,564 I will. 400 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,816 [music turns hopeful] 401 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:06,984 Sue me. 402 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:11,405 But make sure your courtroom artist can do Black hair. 403 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,158 Wickie, if you're doing this 'cause you think I'm going next, I'm not. 404 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,327 I just don't want you to be on the hook for this. 405 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,079 This is my mess. 406 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:24,960 And I made a promise to that little baby that I would protect her. 407 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,129 Wickie... 408 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,760 I'm glad your friendship is intact, but that's not how any of this works. 409 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,219 You are all on the hook for... 410 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,387 Oh. 411 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,639 You sold some seats since I last looked. 412 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,726 - Actually, you sold... - [Summer] You guys! 413 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,479 - I sold out Radio City Music Hall! - [upbeat music playing] 414 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,813 - What? - How? 415 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,024 Tickets are tooth gummies. 416 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,444 Just multilevel marketing. 417 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,198 I created a bot army to buy our most expensive tickets, 418 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,911 and that tricked the other resale bots into thinking this was a very hot show, 419 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,871 and so they started buying tickets. Ha! 420 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,791 - Is this why you needed the 40 grand? - Yes. 421 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,001 - Where did you get the money? - My mouth. 422 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:10,130 Oh, jeez, you're faster than me. It's on the Gray Holland song. 423 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,174 So I chewed for a man at a record company, 424 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,093 he gave me money, and then Summer took it. 425 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,804 - Ah! - [laughs] Not bad for a P.C. baby, huh? 426 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,764 - A what? - No. We are not getting into that. 427 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,641 I saved the tour. 428 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,559 - Come on! - [screaming] 429 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,269 - Oh, my God. - Yay! 430 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,729 Get off me. 431 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,189 Well, congratulations. 432 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,567 You gamed the system, and the bots have driven the prices up 433 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,361 to $4000 a ticket. 434 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,320 What?! 435 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,156 So there's no way any actual humans are coming. 436 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,741 You don't even need to do the show. 437 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:38,826 [music stops] 438 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,370 Are you kidding? We're still doing the show! 439 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,373 - We are living legends! - Summer's screaming too! 440 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,292 [dramatic rock music playing] 441 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,336 [music continues over speakers] 442 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,427 [thunder crashing over speakers] 443 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,724 [music stops] 444 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,144 What's up, New York City? 445 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,312 [echoing] 446 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815 [scattered applause] 447 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,192 [whooping and cheering] 448 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,153 Let's go! 449 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,363 ♪ Returnity ♪ 450 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,824 ♪ This comeback's gonna last forever ♪ 451 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,742 ♪ Returnity ♪ 452 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,203 ♪ Never gonna not un-comeback now ♪ 453 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,955 ♪ Returnity ♪ 454 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,332 ♪ Always gonna never stop restarting ♪ 455 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,334 ♪ Never gonna end not un-beginning ♪ 456 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:33,046 ♪ Don't un-try to un-stop us now ♪ 457 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,965 ♪ Every year when my son's school ♪ 458 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,843 ♪ Sends out their class list With parents' names ♪ 459 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,012 ♪ The first thing I do is Google them ♪ 460 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,141 ♪ To see what they paid For their apartments ♪ 461 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:51,982 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 462 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,401 ♪ I don't know what to do with batteries ♪ 463 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,029 ♪ So I just throw them in the river ♪ 464 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:02,868 ♪ I give bigger tips To unattractive people ♪ 465 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,580 ♪ I only like people who like me But be careful ♪ 466 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,209 ♪ If you like me too much It has the opposite effect ♪ 467 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,128 ♪ And I find you desperate ♪ 468 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,671 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest... ♪ 469 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,714 What is this? 470 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,926 I bought a $9000 ticket just because it was expensive. 471 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:23,180 - ♪ I once masturbated in a hospital bed ♪ - ♪ So did I ♪ 472 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,390 ♪ Kick down the doors, no locks I don't need a key ♪ 473 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,392 ♪ Eyes down here Yeah, I'm the centerpiece ♪ 474 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,144 ♪ Animal queendom, feline synergy ♪ 475 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,104 ♪ Kicking down the doors Big pussy energy ♪ 476 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,316 ♪ I don't care if you like me Swagger that says you just met somebody ♪ 477 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:38,111 ♪ Confidence boosted by Vitamin P Kicking down the doors, big pussy energy ♪ 478 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,948 ♪ In memoriam... ♪ 479 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:46,245 ♪ Not making it about me ♪ 480 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,372 ♪ In memoriam... ♪ 481 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:53,418 ♪ Honoring their dignity ♪ 482 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:57,839 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ In memoriam ♪ 483 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:04,930 ♪ This song is all about them ♪ 484 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,725 ♪ Then shrug it out Shrug it out, shrug it out ♪ 485 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,894 ♪ Pop your hip, front dip, jacket zip ♪ 486 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,146 ♪ Hat tip, chef's kiss, doggie wrists ♪ 487 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,731 ♪ You can't handle this ♪ 488 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,776 Oh, yeah, it's the Splingee, y'all. 489 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,571 [Dawn] Well... 490 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,993 we have been losing our minds trying to get here. 491 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,830 [sighs] But yesterday, 492 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,250 I met someone who reminded me to keep it simple. 493 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:38,880 I don't know about you, but I want to do what I love for a very long time. 494 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,300 This is a new one. 495 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,511 [playing soulful pop melody] 496 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:47,639 ♪ Sometimes I look around ♪ 497 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,227 ♪ My heart is aching ♪ 498 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:58,108 ♪ All the mistakes I keep making ♪ 499 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:03,822 ♪ All the roads I've taken ♪ 500 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,868 ♪ I met a wise man ♪ 501 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:13,540 ♪ Who came when I needed reminding ♪ 502 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:18,420 ♪ That everything you ever need Is provided ♪ 503 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:25,510 ♪ Just be kind And trust that you're trying to grow ♪ 504 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,513 ♪ Grow ♪ 505 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,477 ♪ Good things come slow ♪ 506 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,688 ♪ Not too high ♪ 507 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,732 ♪ Not too low ♪ 508 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,777 ♪ We're the medium time ♪ 509 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:46,364 ♪ Staying in the middle Is the only way to go ♪ 510 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,076 ♪ Grow ♪ 511 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:54,372 ♪ Trust time will know ♪ 512 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:58,960 ♪ That the middle Is the riddle of it all ♪ 513 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:06,635 ♪ And the medium time Is just fine for now ♪ 514 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,513 ♪ Grow ♪ 515 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:14,976 ♪ Trust time will know ♪ 516 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:20,065 ♪ That the middle Is the riddle of it all ♪ 517 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,110 ♪ And the medium time ♪ 518 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:28,031 ♪ Is just fine for now ♪ 519 00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,742 [whooping] 520 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,119 - Yeah! [whistles] - [cheering] 521 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,122 [upbeat music playing] 522 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,124 [Scott] Excellent! Excellent! 523 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,168 Thank you, New York City! 524 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,212 [Gloria] Happy Thanksgiving! 525 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,298 - Oh! - [laughs] 526 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:51,429 Guys, we just played Radio City. 527 00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:53,140 Hey, why are my toes wet? 528 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,182 [gasps] 529 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,226 - Oh, my God. Did my water break? - Yes. 530 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:59,479 Scott, get up here! It's the second baby! It's gonna shoot. 531 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,106 It's gonna just shoot out. 532 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:06,444 Angus, how do you expect Snuggly Bear to nap in Dr. Hippo's pajamas? 533 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:09,156 I'm going to ask Mummy to cut your head off. 534 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:13,451 Richard Kind is in this one too? Goddamn, that guy's got a work ethic. 535 00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:14,828 [upbeat music playing] 536 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,122 - Look who's home! - Oh, my gosh. 537 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,208 That ain't no pig. 538 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,751 Hi, baby. 539 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,170 [Summer] Hey, listen. 540 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,006 Don't worry if the mother-daughter bond hasn't kicked in yet. 541 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,174 For me and Stevia, 542 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,302 it really wasn't until we started watching Below Deck together. 543 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,928 - Thank you, Summer. - [Sheawn] Scott, 544 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,181 I made a couple hundred pounds of mac and cheese. 545 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,432 It's in your bathtub. 546 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,434 - Oh. - Moment of truth. 547 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,229 What is the dumb name I need to help her overcome? 548 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:43,607 Her name is Lesley. 549 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,401 - Ugh. Hate it. Basic. Already forgotten. - [whimsical music playing] 550 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:47,944 Wait. After who? 551 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:49,529 What, Lesley Stahl? 552 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,614 No. 553 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,699 After you, Wickie. 554 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:55,493 [gentle music playing] 555 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:57,078 Little Lee-Lee? 556 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,832 Hi, Little Lee-Lee! 557 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,250 Nobody ever hurt her! 558 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,836 Looks like a Tawny to me. But yeah, sure, why not? 559 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:07,756 This! 560 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,674 My girls! 561 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,676 My normie! 562 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,345 Now I'm an auntie. 563 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,849 - You know, this might be all I need. - [poignant music playing] 564 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:21,770 Oh, God. Maybe we don't need to chase fame so hard. 565 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,148 Maybe happiness isn't in the big time. 566 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,401 - It's in the medium time. - Yes. 567 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,403 That's what my song is about. You're quoting it. 568 00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:33,657 Shut the fuck up. I hear myself singing somewhere. 569 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,492 [Wickie on TV] ♪ Yesternights ♪ 570 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,869 Prince Andrew is stuck in the Fluff-Side Down. 571 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:41,248 It's his preferred world. Turn that song up. 572 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,875 We need to keep him tethered to reality. 573 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:48,171 ♪ Yesternights ♪ 574 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,673 ♪ Of nights... ♪ 575 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:52,217 "Yesternights" is in the finale of The Crown. 576 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,219 My God. You're gonna Kate Bush. 577 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,845 ♪ Yesternights ♪ 578 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,765 - It's Nance Trace. - Oh, my gosh. 579 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:02,769 - [in British accent] Wickie Roy's office. - [Nance] I know it's you, Wickie. 580 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:06,022 Sony wants you to do a song for their female Garfield movie. 581 00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:08,066 [in normal voice] I'm still a package deal, Nance. 582 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,527 Girls5eva or nothing. 583 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:13,071 Well, that's stupid, but you've got the heat. 584 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:19,160 What about the medium time? I thought you agreed with my song. 585 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,290 - [upbeat music playing] - Wickie. Come on, are we doing this? 586 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,374 Nance? 587 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,627 The answer is... 588 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:36,553 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 589 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:41,683 ♪ I count anxiety dreams as working out ♪ 590 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:46,521 ♪ And I can't count the number of times I called my Alexa a cunt ♪ 591 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,773 ♪ Neither can we ♪ 592 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,817 ♪ There's a type of euphoria ♪ 593 00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:53,194 ♪ That can only be reached by ♪ 594 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:56,114 ♪ Dragging a foot with athlete's foot ♪ 595 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:59,242 ♪ Vigorously across a carpet ♪ 596 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,536 ♪ I'd like to think I'm a hero ♪ 597 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:04,164 ♪ But I bet when the apocalypse comes ♪ 598 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,458 ♪ I'll be one of those losers ♪ 599 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:10,337 ♪ Who needs to be Dragged around on a sled ♪ 600 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,964 ♪ Sometimes when I'm driving I close my eyes ♪ 601 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:16,509 ♪ And count to five Just to see what happens ♪ 602 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:19,095 ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 603 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:21,890 - ♪ Okay, here's a genuine question ♪ - ♪ Get it, get it off your chest ♪ 604 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,518 ♪ Are all people with red hair And freckles ♪ 605 00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,145 ♪ Morning people? ♪ 606 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:31,358 ♪ Because I swear I've never seen one at night ♪ 607 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,652 - ♪ Show me a redhead at night! ♪ - ♪ Is it bad ♪ 608 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:38,531 ♪ That some of the best times I've had With my son ♪ 609 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:42,786 ♪ Are when he has a little fever? ♪ 610 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,372 - ♪ He's so calm and cuddly ♪ - ♪ It's a little bad ♪ 611 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:50,085 ♪ I lived in Usher's guesthouse For two years ♪ 612 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:54,589 ♪ He never knew! Ha! ♪