1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,504 - OLIVER: Are you going out on a date? - Date? 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,839 No! Tobert has a suspect he has a lead on. 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,591 I'm meeting him for a stakeout, 4 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:08,759 and the place has a dress code. 5 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:12,221 Jonathan? Howard's sweet boyfriend was your guy? 6 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,181 Who else had more to gain from him dying, you know? 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,307 Who's he hugging hello? 8 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,143 He's wearing a red coat and a cap. 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:21,563 That was Ben's private doctor. One of those, uh, celebrity concierge, 10 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,315 anything-you-need prescription-filler types. 11 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,443 You're here! Welcome to my slice of New York. 12 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,655 Hey, you know who was a real fucking pig? 13 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:30,906 Ben Glenroy. 14 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:33,200 You didn't mean to propose to me? 15 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,284 No, I didn't. 16 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,619 ♪ 17 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,496 Mabel, be my partner. 18 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:38,914 I already have partners. 19 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,542 The old guys? No, they're busy putting together 20 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,837 another bomb of a Broadway show, which leaves you where? 21 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,880 [kissing, moaning] 22 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,217 Shall I draw us a bath? 23 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:54,888 Oliver? 24 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,724 I'm waiting... 25 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,480 [dramatic thunder crack] 26 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,483 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 27 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,527 [breeze blowing] 28 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,905 HOWARD: Theaters are known for their ghosts. 29 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,324 Take the Goosebury. [projector whirring] 30 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,201 In 1919, 31 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:20,080 Gideon Goosebury was a rising star on the Great White Way. 32 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,665 But on opening night, 33 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:25,460 playing the lovesick chimney sweep in Ashes to Ashes, 34 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,881 a 300-pound sandbag came loose from the rafters 35 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:31,592 and brained him in the middle of his second-act monologue. 36 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:33,594 Legend has it, 37 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,973 if you don't sweep Gideon's energy off the stage every night, 38 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,809 he'll find a way to curse your show. 39 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,102 There was the cholera outbreak 40 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,397 that tore through the company of Hamlet in 1949, 41 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:47,316 John Gielgud's crippling shingles attack 42 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,694 during The Iceman Cometh revival in '88, 43 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,989 and now the death of Ben Glenroy. 44 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,032 [thunder rumbles] 45 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,034 ♪ 46 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,078 When you make the stage a part of your life, 47 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,457 it can be hard to escape your personal ghosts, too. 48 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,667 [thunder continues] 49 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:08,337 Your obsessions. 50 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,088 Your failures. 51 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,091 Just when you think you've broken free from your old patterns, 52 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,469 boom. 53 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,513 They come back to haunt you. 54 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,932 CHARLES: I know, President McKinley, 55 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,100 Joy took everything. 56 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,269 Except you and me. 57 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,605 The guys with the attitude problems. 58 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,441 [thunder cracks] 59 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,651 But we'll be fine. 60 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,987 We have each other. 61 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,157 HOWARD: But what do you do when your future starts haunting you? 62 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,244 The choices you'll never make. The lives you'll never lead. 63 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,787 [banging on door] 64 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,122 What's more dangerous 65 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,208 than someone whose dreams have died? 66 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,668 Howard! What's wrong? 67 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,753 I have something I need to confess. 68 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,257 I killed Ben Glenroy. 69 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,675 [thunder cracks] 70 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,678 ♪ lively theme song playing ♪ 71 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,681 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 72 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,515 [thunder rumbling] 73 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,350 HOWARD: Legend has it, 74 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,935 three sweeps to the north, 75 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,813 three sweeps to the south, you're safe. 76 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,816 I did that every night during Death Rattle. 77 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,484 But on opening night, 78 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,403 [sob] I didn't sweep 79 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,405 [shudders] and Ben died! 80 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,949 - [thunder rumbles] - [sighs] Hold on. 81 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,368 I thought you said you killed Ben Glenroy. 82 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,703 Yes. CHARLES: Now, you're saying 83 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,788 a ghost killed Ben Glenroy. 84 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,832 Yes, Charles! It's perfectly simple! 85 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,211 I was protecting our show from a malevolent spirit 86 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,087 with a nightly sweeping ritual. 87 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,672 [sighs] But on opening night, 88 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,926 I went to get the broom from KT's office 89 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,595 and it was locked. 90 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,432 Strange noises coming from within. 91 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,852 I should have found her. I should have gotten the key. 92 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:32,648 But I try to never interact with KT because of her casual cruelty. 93 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:33,857 And her breath. 94 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,985 So I didn't sweep, and five hours later, 95 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,404 Ben was dead! [sobs] 96 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,908 Howard, why haven't you told anyone about this before? 97 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,993 I guess I convinced myself it was all in my head. 98 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,704 But then, this morning, 99 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,834 I saw him. ALL: Who? 100 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,419 Gideon. [thunder cracks] 101 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:57,005 I was at the theater. 102 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,882 I was sweeping 103 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,717 because we're moving back into the theater tomorrow 104 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,262 and I wanna make sure it's completely ghost-free. 105 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,474 And I heard a noise. 106 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,768 [thunder rumbles] 107 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,064 [eerie chirp] 108 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,817 [soft buzzing] 109 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,820 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 110 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,614 [buzzing, whirring] 111 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,450 [whoosh] 112 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,453 [echoing] Hello? 113 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,706 Is someone there? 114 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:31,707 [whoosh] 115 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,710 I know Krav Maga! 116 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,171 [narrating] And there he was, 117 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,883 in his signature cap and red coat. 118 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,801 I said... 119 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,428 Gideon Goosebury! 120 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,514 Is that you? 121 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,807 [narrating] And he said... 122 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,767 FIGURE [echoing]: Sure... 123 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,730 [maniacal laugh] [screaming] 124 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,065 [thunder rumbles] 125 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,152 Howard, I hate to break it to you, but ghosts aren't real. 126 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,612 Oh, of course, they are. 127 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:03,238 Ho! Man in towel! 128 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,032 Yes, Charles, I'm aware. 129 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,033 [Oliver sighs] 130 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,327 Spoiler alert. MABEL: Nope, 131 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,579 not the correct usage of that whatsoever. 132 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,706 - Plot twist? - Still no. 133 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,750 You know, I shot a ghost hunter doc once 134 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,086 and we spent an entire night aboard the haunted Queen Mary. 135 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,797 Around 3:00 AM, alone in the dining room, 136 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,467 I saw her with my own two eyes, the Lady in White. 137 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,512 Did you know that Queen Mary was England's first queen regnant? 138 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:29,139 A lot of people think it was Matilda from the 12th century 139 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:31,350 but she was never actually crowned. 140 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,728 Charles, if the goal was to offer a more interesting anecdote, 141 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,230 we're headed in the wrong direction. 142 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,397 Hello! 143 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,859 Is anyone hearing what I'm saying?! 144 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,862 There is a murderous ghost loose in our theater right now 145 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,781 and he's coming from one of us next! 146 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:48,742 [thunder cracks] Oh! God! I'm telling you-- 147 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,577 - [crying] - Howard, breathe! 148 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,913 Hey, just, uh, give us a moment. Hm? 149 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,498 Hey, what's up with your tooth? 150 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:56,416 Oh, it's a temporary. If I like it, 151 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,294 the dentist says he'll do the rest to match. What do you think? 152 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,214 - Bright. Like a headlight. - Oh. Ah. 153 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,384 Okay. Obviously, Howard didn't see an actual ghost 154 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:07,386 but I still think it's worthwhile us going over there. 155 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,804 Oh, I totally agree. 156 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:11,181 S-- [laughs] Sorry. We're having a conversation here. 157 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,350 Mabel, did you hear what he said about the cap and the red coat? 158 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,394 - I mean, it kinda sounds like... - Ben's doctor? 159 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,812 I had the same thought. OLIVER: Jesus. 160 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:20,482 Right, so he saw us last night, and then realized he'd been made... 161 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,527 So he goes straight to the theater this morning to cover his tracks. 162 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:26,238 Exactly. I mean, if he and Jonathan are behind the poisoning, 163 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,448 then they'd definitely wanna make sure there's no evidence. 164 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,826 That's good. [clears throat loudly] 165 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,620 Oh, sorry. Hi! We're still here. 166 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,497 Yeah, the original three who came into the dining room. 167 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,623 Yeah, remember that? 168 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,624 Yeah. 169 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,794 You suspect Jonathan now? 170 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,963 And you're investigating with this guy? 171 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:46,466 Jonathan was Ben's understudy. That's a pretty big motive. 172 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,887 And I told you I was going on a stakeout with Tobert last night. 173 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:52,681 Oh yeah. Right. I forgot. 174 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,850 I was probably preoccupied with Joy, 175 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,811 who left me, by the way. Spoiler alert. 176 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,439 Wait, Joy left you? When? 177 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,691 - CHARLES: Yesterday. - Are you okay, Charles? 178 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:04,985 Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. 179 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,486 This is not my first rodeo. 180 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,906 This old clown's been bucked by Lady Love before 181 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,782 and got back up to ride again. 182 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,451 Yee-haw! 183 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,077 - Very convincing. - Well, the point is 184 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,704 I'm completely fine, 185 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:18,957 and Joy did not write "fucking pig." 186 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,084 - [thunder rumbles] - Well, someone did. 187 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,878 Is it possible this ghost thing 188 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,130 is Howard trying to cover for Jonathan? 189 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,090 He sounded genuinely distraught. 190 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:30,010 And we all know that Howard can't act his way out of a damp paper bag. 191 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,846 Here's a thought. Why don't I go with Howard 192 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,806 to the theater alone? 193 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,891 I'll throw him a bone. 194 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,143 We can look into his ghost thing, you know? 195 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,314 - What? - Nothing, it's just surprising. 196 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,775 You haven't exactly been driving this investigation. 197 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:47,277 In fact, you've been anti-investigation. 198 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,781 Well, why don't I make it up to you with a little solo mish? 199 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,659 Mish is short f-for mishegoss. 200 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,744 No way. I'm coming, too. 201 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,829 - If you're going, so am I. - Alright, I'm gonna tell Tobert. 202 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:01,375 Wait! Mabel, a word? You know, we're kind of a trio. 203 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,918 And we're not hiring. 204 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,128 Alright, fine. 205 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,506 This'll be fun, the three of us together. 206 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,007 I've missed this. [Charles and Oliver laugh] 207 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,844 Hey! Jack, Janet, and Chrissy, can we speed this up, please?! 208 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,222 It's a Three's Company reference! 209 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,432 Those were the original character names on the show 210 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,768 before they changed Chrissy to Cindy! 211 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:20,978 Why the fuck am I yelling?! 212 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,938 Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know! Because there is 213 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,731 a murderous ghost on the loose! [thunder cracks] 214 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,733 [door clangs] [thunder rumbling] 215 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,237 [shivering, gasping] 216 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,656 [Oliver groaning] 217 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,658 [echoing door slam] 218 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:37,578 - [quietly] It's dark in here. - [loudly] Except for the ghost light. 219 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:38,579 [shushing] 220 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,914 Whoever Howard saw might still be here. Keep it down. 221 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,292 [quietly] I'm sorry. I was saying the ghost light 222 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,085 is an old theater tradition. 223 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,171 It has to stay on at all times, 224 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,797 and it never ever goes out. 225 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,049 [light fizzles] [Howard gasps] 226 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,759 Nonbeliever says what? 227 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,012 That was kinda strange. 228 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,890 No, no, KT probably did it. She must be here running cues. 229 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,935 Why don't you all go see if she's in the booth behind the balcony 230 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,897 and I'll look around the dressing rooms? Good? Good. 231 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:07,399 No! We have to stick together. 232 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,401 That's right. First rule of every horror movie. 233 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,361 Never get separated. [Oliver grunts] 234 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,031 All this commotion can't be good for President McKinley. 235 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:17,743 - The fish is named President McKinley? - Why is he here with us again? 236 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:20,787 Imagine you're in a fish tank all day long, and you look out, 237 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,748 and you see two people walking by. 238 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,709 And then one day, you only see one. 239 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:26,877 He could be traumatized. 240 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,879 [echoing thud] [Howard yelps, gasps] 241 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,340 That's exactly how Gideon died. 242 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,883 It is? 243 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,093 Could Gideon be out for me now? 244 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,095 Charles, do not make this all about you! 245 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,139 [rope whips, sandbag thuds] [all yelp] 246 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,142 Okay, maybe it is about you. 247 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,479 [rope creaking] 248 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:48,857 ♪ eerie crescendo ♪ 249 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,863 - [thunder rumbles] - Oh God, oh God, oh God. 250 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,784 Broom! I need that broom! 251 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,537 Damn it, Howard, you made me fuck up my highlighting. 252 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,874 [shredder whirring] 253 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,751 KT, we may have an issue. 254 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,754 The issue is I was just nearly killed by two falling sandbags. 255 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,923 Ladies and gentlemen, stay calm. 256 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,925 I'm gonna need everyone to keep the stage clear 257 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,844 while I safety check the flies. 258 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,846 Now, who has small hands who can help me test the ropes? 259 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,932 Take Howard. He has hands like an American Girl doll. 260 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,226 - I do not. - Howard, go with KT. 261 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,769 Do literally whatever she says. 262 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:26,770 [Howard groans] 263 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,483 MABEL: Hey. 264 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:35,612 - Is this an attendance sheet? - Yeah, it's a sign-in sheet. 265 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,698 You sign in when you come in at half hour. 266 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,408 Handwriting samples from the whole cast. 267 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,285 We can use this to compare 268 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,995 to the "fucking pig" on Ben's mirror. 269 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,039 Oh, I don't know. I don't think that would be very helpful. 270 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,500 It's exactly the kind of thing that you would do. 271 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,961 I basically pulled it from the Oliver Putnam playbook. 272 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,547 Well, that playbook is mine to play with, 273 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,299 so gimme that. 274 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,594 Is he leaking? His water seems low. 275 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,889 I still don't understand why you brought him. 276 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,391 Oh. Well, 277 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,894 this is a little embarrassing to say, but... 278 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,897 this fish is all I have right now. 279 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,316 It's not like all of us have hot new boyfriends. 280 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,484 Tobert is not my boyfriend. 281 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,403 Oh, so you do pronounce the final T. 282 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,989 It's not like a French cheese. Tobere... 283 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,451 [French accent] Uh, garçon? S'il vous plait, I would like a le Tobere. 284 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,453 - Oh, oui, monsieur. Et votre-- - Okay! 285 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:27,206 - I'm just gonna cut you off at the cheese. - Well... 286 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,292 did you record with him for our podcast? 287 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,627 - No! - Well, 288 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,170 you showed him our Murder Board. 289 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,548 And how about our red string? Did you let his handsome fingers 290 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,926 move our red string around? 291 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,719 - Charles. - Well, how can we trust you 292 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,179 with confidential case information 293 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,890 when we know you might share it with a stranger at any moment? 294 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,893 How can you trust me? Wha-- I... 295 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,811 And he's not a stranger. 296 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,481 We just have to be careful who we get involved with. 297 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,692 Yeah, and I think I have a better track record with that than you. 298 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,153 Tobert has done more for this case 299 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,406 in the past two days than you have the past two weeks. 300 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,868 Okay, yeah. But I've been busy. 301 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,870 Yeah, but I... [sighs] 302 00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,873 - Where the hell is Oliver? - You know, 303 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,792 President McKinley is definitely leaking. 304 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,335 I need to find something to put him in. 305 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,462 I think there's a props closet down the hall. 306 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,839 Yeah, you go ahead and do that, 307 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,091 Oliver can do whatever the hell he's doing, 308 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,511 and I'll keep investigating, alone, as usual! 309 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:25,514 ♪ 310 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:28,934 Okay... 311 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,771 [sighs] 312 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,863 I really don't see it. 313 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,616 How many ways are there to write an F anyway? 314 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:46,952 [sighs] 315 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,204 Son of a bitch. 316 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,415 [eerie thudding] 317 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,666 Guys? 318 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,920 Th-There's something here I think you should see. 319 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,048 [thudding continues] 320 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,300 Hello? 321 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,510 Is someone there? 322 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,678 [lights buzzing] 323 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,306 I also know Krav Maga! 324 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,891 Hello? 325 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,434 ♪ 326 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,436 I'm coming up, so... 327 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,854 [light buzzing] 328 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,355 I'm here. 329 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,025 So... 330 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:21,028 [grunting] 331 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,788 My God, this looks like the Phantom of the Opera's college dorm room. 332 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,958 [distant thudding] 333 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,586 ♪ dramatic sting ♪ 334 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,714 You're right. I never should have brought you here. 335 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,133 [door opens] 336 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,429 Hello. Get you a little water. 337 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,848 No problem. Ooh. [faucet squeaks] 338 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,603 You're an indoor fish. You belong in a tank. 339 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,773 Water is water, right? 340 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,111 Hey, who loves you? Go ahead, stretch out. [laughs] 341 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,905 I'll be back to get you when we're done. 342 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,907 [knob rattling, door banging] 343 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,201 [nervous laugh] Hello. 344 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,036 [banging door] Really? 345 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,496 ♪ 346 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,082 Hello? Hello! [doorknob rattling] 347 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,043 No need to panic. 348 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,837 My friends will notice I'm gone, 349 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,338 and they'll come back to get me. 350 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,927 [emphatically] I said don't panic! 351 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,220 ♪ 352 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,680 Ah! [muffled yell] 353 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,348 Ow! 354 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,684 Jesus Christ, you bit me. 355 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,478 Yeah, well, that's just the tip of the incisor, you fucking... 356 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,397 [machinery humming] 357 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,108 Jerry? Jerry Blau? 358 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,902 Oliver. Oh, thank God, a fellow director. 359 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,113 You shouldn't sneak up on people like that, Jerry! 360 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,657 I'm not a young man! You could've given me a heart attack! 361 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,244 I'm sorry, Ollie. I thought you were someone coming to kick me out. 362 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:53,745 What are you doing here? 363 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,331 Donna fired you off this show a year ago. 364 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,792 Are you living in here? 365 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,879 No. I mean, yes. I'm squatting. 366 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,424 But there's a rich tradition of that in the theater, right? 367 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,967 Right. 368 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,886 I did spend a complicated three months 369 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,096 living in Maureen Stapleton's mud room. 370 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,266 But this is a different situation! You shouldn't be here, Jerry. 371 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,810 Just wait. I can explain. 372 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,270 Have a seat. 373 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,858 Can I interest you in a snack? 374 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,443 No, I'm good. Thanks. 375 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,362 It's so nice having company. 376 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,865 [fizzling, snapping] Oh! 377 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:31,992 [light buzzing] 378 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,494 Charles? Oliver? 379 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,079 ♪ 380 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,582 [eerie thudding] [footsteps approach] 381 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,754 ♪ music swells ♪ 382 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,464 - Tobert? - Wow. Look, 383 00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:48,050 I know that you wanted to be with your guys, okay? 384 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,802 But I decided to tail Jonathan and he led me right here to the theater. 385 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,095 [door opens] Shh. 386 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,597 [door shuts] That's him. 387 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,890 Alright, come on. Let's go. 388 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:57,476 [clears throat] Maybe unhand me? 389 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228 - Oh! Yeah, sorry. - Thanks. 390 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,688 Hey, I'm glad you came. 391 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,482 [light buzzing] 392 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,317 [cables clanking] 393 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,362 You don't like me, do you? KT: You're irrelevant to the show. 394 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,531 Therefore, you're irrelevant to me. 395 00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,991 Irrelevant? I have been protecting this show 396 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,410 from negative spirits since day one. 397 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,579 And if you hadn't locked your office on opening night, 398 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:21,083 I wouldn't have missed a day and Ben Glenroy might still be alive. 399 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,418 [sighs] First of all, my office door is never locked. 400 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,003 It was locked on opening night. 401 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,423 Not by me it wasn't. And what negative spirits? 402 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,301 Not Gideon. [rattling] 403 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,886 [whispers] You know about Gideon? 404 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,391 Fuck it, Howard, I've done 43 shows in this building! 405 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,142 Of course, I know about Gideon! 406 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,644 Shh! 407 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,357 But do you know how dangerous he can be? 408 00:17:45,357 --> 00:17:48,026 I do. That's why I was sweeping. 409 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,319 [chuckles] 410 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,197 Fuckin' amateur hour. Sweeping does nothing. 411 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,283 - It doesn't? - Mm-mmm. 412 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,079 This is the closest I've ever come to my dream job 413 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,497 and I fucked it up. 414 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,125 Your dream job was to be an assistant? 415 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,128 No, an actor. I always wanted to act. 416 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,255 But then, in junior high, 417 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,716 I got cast as John Proctor in The Crucible. 418 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:11,717 KT: Mm. 419 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,387 [spotlight clicks] It was thrilling at first. 420 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,932 Feeling the spotlight warm my face 421 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,935 the first time I delivered my big monologue. 422 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,439 [spotlight clicks, powers down] 423 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,524 But after the show, my mother told me 424 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,527 my stage voice was matronly and shrill. 425 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,031 She said she never wanted to hear me use that voice again in public. 426 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,411 So I quit before I even began. 427 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,497 Damn. 428 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,458 [inhales] 429 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,461 I always wanted to be a director. [laughs] 430 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,506 But that ship has sailed. 431 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,424 Don't say that. 432 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,134 You're not Gideon. 433 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,553 You're not dead. Yet. 434 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,806 [deep sigh] 435 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,184 You don't sweep Gideon away. 436 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,728 You have to include him. Come on. 437 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,403 How long have I been abandoned? One hour? Five hours? 438 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,656 Nice to know I'm missed, huh? 439 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,908 [sighs] You know what? 440 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,953 Maybe you're right. 441 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,539 If you piss off everyone in your tank, 442 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,750 how can you blame them when you end up alone? [scoffs] 443 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,546 Wh-Why did I have to make fun of that guy's name? "Tobert." 444 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,548 It's a perfectly good name! 445 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,300 But we're gonna get through this, you and me. 446 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,553 You don't mind if I relieve myself, do ya? 447 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,471 [groans] I had two cups of coffee, 448 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,015 and who knows how long we're gonna be in here. 449 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,978 [urinating] [heavy breathing] 450 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,814 - [sizzling] - After Donna fired me, 451 00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:51,149 Marshall and I had a dispute 452 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:54,403 about my ability to continue paying our mortgage 453 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,865 and I was asked to vacate the premises. 454 00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,367 Luckily, this place is free, 455 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,662 as long as I don't get caught. Shh... 456 00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,789 So, you're the ghost? 457 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,751 Your manservant spotted me this morning. 458 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,714 I heard him ranting about Gideon Goosebury, 459 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,383 and I thought if I could pretend to be him, 460 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,178 offer a few frights, drop a few sandbags, 461 00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:21,054 it might scare you all off. 462 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,432 Long shot, I know, but... 463 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:26,810 is there also any chance that you killed Ben Glenroy? 464 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,354 Really, Oliver? I'm offended. 465 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:32,733 I may have suffered a minor career setback 466 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,652 but I'm not a monster! 467 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,739 - [shoe thuds] - Ah! Oh my-- Is that a rat?! 468 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,701 You came on a good night. 469 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,204 I doubt I'll have a good night ever again. 470 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,206 [sighs] 471 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,001 You okay, Ollie? 472 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:54,630 ♪ 473 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,049 You know the first rule of theater? 474 00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,551 Don't feed Hugh Jackman after midnight. 475 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,803 - The other one. - Oh! 476 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,556 You fell in love with one of your actors. 477 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,682 Yes. 478 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,602 - Lady with the braids? - Mm-hmm. 479 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,898 Now you're worried because of her violent temper. 480 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,818 What? Wh-What violent temper? 481 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,321 Well, you know what happened backstage on opening night? 482 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:22,908 Oh! You don't know. 483 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:27,037 Well [laughs] luckily, you're not the only director here. 484 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,208 [sighs] Voilà. Puppets. 485 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,501 Oh good lord. 486 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:36,129 See? I keep busy. [laughs] 487 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,173 [urinating] CHARLES: So then, I say to the guy, 488 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:41,885 "Look, if you're so tough, then you ride the moped into the chimp enclosure." 489 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,388 And he goes-- [laughs] he go... [flushes toilet] 490 00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:49,476 [wheezing] Mr. President! 491 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,023 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪ 492 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,530 - TOBERT: Thank you. - Uh-- Give those back. 493 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,033 - What's this? - Dr. Hiram Camareri. 494 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,244 - Dr. C, I presume? - I don't know what you're talking about. 495 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,330 Come on, Jonathan. You know we just saw you with Ben's doctor last night. 496 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,210 Alright. Fine. 497 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,506 I've been really anxious 498 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,717 since taking over Ben's part. 499 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,178 It's a lot of pressure being the lead. 500 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,181 So I asked Dr. C for some help. He could get Ben anything he wanted. 501 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:31,018 So he gave me the "leading man cocktail." 502 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:34,605 It's a mix of beta blockers, Propecia, HGH, 503 00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:37,107 and just a dash of methamphetamine. 504 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,444 All the same things Ben was taking. 505 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,197 So you didn't wanna be the lead. 506 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,448 No. 507 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,576 And please don't tell Howard. 508 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,620 He wouldn't understand. 509 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,163 It's his dream, 510 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:54,249 but he has no idea what it's like 511 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:57,753 to carry the weight of an entire show on your shoulders. 512 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,090 ♪ somber music playing ♪ 513 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:07,262 [Tobert sighs] 514 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:15,354 [sobs] Everybody knows you don't take a fish in the theater, you idiot! 515 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,315 Oh jeez! 516 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,816 [water bubbling] 517 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,319 [light splashing] 518 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,076 President McKinley! Oh! 519 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,577 Ho! Ho! Ho! 520 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:34,122 I saved you from your second assassination attempt. 521 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,792 This is the universe telling us that no matter what kind of hardships, 522 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,127 we-- Wait. Is that an intercom? 523 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,129 Hello? This is Charles. [clicks, whirs] 524 00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:43,757 This-- I'm in the-- Can you hear me? I'm in the prop room! 525 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:44,842 [hissing] 526 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,093 Hey! 527 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:49,096 ♪ 528 00:23:49,096 --> 00:23:50,597 [clicking] 529 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,228 Ah! Ah! Ah-- 530 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:58,981 [coughing] 531 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:01,149 [laughing] 532 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,485 Hey, w-we got a smoke issue! 533 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,444 [buzzing] 534 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:10,367 Now, at half hour on the night in question, 535 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,955 I saw Braids Lady 536 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:18,125 jawboning with Mr. Movie Star Man 537 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:20,836 while they were rehearsing their big fight scene 538 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,172 on the steps of the lighthouse. 539 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,632 Something set her off. 540 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,010 Probably Movie Man taking the stage-choking 541 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,803 a scooch too far. 542 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,056 He gets rough, so she gets in his face 543 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,809 and calls him, and I quote, 544 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:39,438 a "Cocksucking ding-dong." 545 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:40,856 That doesn't sound like her. 546 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:44,693 I'm up in the rafters. I'm only getting every third word. 547 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:48,030 It could have been "fucking pig." 548 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,824 Anyway, now, 549 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,993 the Albino Fella comes along. 550 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:54,536 You mean Charles? 551 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,247 The has-been with the hair, yeah. 552 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,666 He comes right in the middle of all of this 553 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,710 and clocks Mr. Movie Star 554 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,379 right in the kisser. 555 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:05,547 Blammo! 556 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,674 Charles punched Ben? 557 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,844 You didn't know any of this? 558 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:14,556 ♪ 559 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,308 Are you sure this'll work? 560 00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,894 It's worked 42 times before. 561 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:22,356 And this is the actual monologue Gideon was giving the moment he died? 562 00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,734 Yep. Now, call him to the stage. 563 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,239 Gideon, are you there? 564 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:32,407 Oh, come on! Use your stage voice! 565 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,910 [echoing]: Sing out, Louise! 566 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,411 [sighs] 567 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:40,791 - [yelling] Oh, Gideon. - [projecting] Your stage voice! 568 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,668 [deep stage voice] Oh, Gideon! 569 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:46,421 We come not to banish but to praise you! 570 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,007 Join us so we may finish 571 00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:52,302 your great unfinished work! 572 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:54,805 - Don't forget to direct me. [clears throat] - Oh. Okay. 573 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,308 [Howard clears throat] 574 00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:01,937 "Oh, Irene, how could a poor sweep like me 575 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:05,440 ever hope to win the love of a fine lady like yourself?" 576 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,818 - It's a strong start. - Thanks. 577 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,696 [recording beep] CHARLES: If you are seeing this video, 578 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,698 it means that I am dead. 579 00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:14,074 I perished alone 580 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:17,077 with only a fish as my witness. 581 00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,746 Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Charles, 582 00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,665 why didn't you scream?" Well, I did! 583 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,709 "Why didn't you call somebody on your phone?" 584 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:26,628 Because I'm in a closet with no bars! 585 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,298 "Why didn't you use your jimmy keys?" 586 00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:30,924 Jimmy keys? 587 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,471 Hello, baby. 588 00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,891 What do we really know? [sizzling] 589 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:40,726 Loretta hated Ben. 590 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,352 She was violent towards Ben. 591 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,605 She had a motive and opportunity to kill Ben. 592 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:47,900 But, does that make her a murderer or just... 593 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:49,943 quirky? 594 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,823 God, I'm screwed, aren't I? 595 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:59,244 Oliver, how far do you and I go back? 596 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,747 All the way back to our original hairlines. 597 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:06,585 All the way back to the dawn of off-off-off-Broadway. 598 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:10,172 And back then, you told me the key to directing. 599 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,673 Yes, I remember. 600 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:13,926 - Remind me. - You said, 601 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:17,012 "The only wrong choice is no choice. 602 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,764 Indecision is death." 603 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:23,101 I said that? Jesus, it's so bleak. 604 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:25,270 You are not a young man, Oliver. 605 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:27,606 You said so yourself. 606 00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:30,901 It's time to shit or get off the bucket. 607 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:33,529 Choose what matters to you 608 00:27:33,529 --> 00:27:37,491 and then do whatever you have to do to get it. 609 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,993 Or you'll end up like me. 610 00:27:39,993 --> 00:27:42,454 Neither behind the scene or on stage. 611 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:44,706 More dead than alive. 612 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,959 ♪ 613 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,378 Thanks, Jer. I know what I have to do. 614 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,047 Oliver, you won't tell anyone I'm here, right? 615 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,049 I won't tell. But... 616 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,969 you should really go home to Marshall. 617 00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,762 And eat his food? 618 00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:02,391 [Oliver sighs, grunts] 619 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,186 - [door shuts] - So Ben was on all of those drugs. 620 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,398 Well, when Jonathan said the cocktail had a dash of meth, 621 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:11,358 why didn't that show up in his autopsy? 622 00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:14,069 - [loud bang] - Oh! Oh, thank God! 623 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,362 [wheezes] 624 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:16,864 MABEL: Charles?! 625 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:19,074 - Mother? - Charles! 626 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,368 Oh! Mabel! I was trapped. 627 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:24,288 Years went by! Do I have a beard? Is SNL still on? 628 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:26,748 You were gone for 20 minutes. 629 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:29,334 Oh, well, I-I'm parched and I'm weak. 630 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,503 You know what, let me see if I can find you some electrolytes. 631 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,881 Thank you! Finally, someone's thinking about me! 632 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:36,049 Thank you, Tobert! 633 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:38,719 Did you ask him to come down here? Are we partnering with him now? 634 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:41,471 [sighs] He came here on his own to follow a lead, 635 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,474 like investigators do in an investigation. 636 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:47,436 Oh, I'm sorry, but who left who to die in a fog closet? 637 00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:48,729 Who left... 638 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:52,065 I swear, you and Oliver are working my last nerve today. 639 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,735 Really? Where is Oliver? 640 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:56,486 Hey! 641 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,864 ♪ intense music playing ♪ 642 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:01,658 "When I think of you giving your heart to another, 643 00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,578 I die a thousand deaths." 644 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:07,831 - Bigger! - [bigger] "A thousand deaths!" 645 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:09,625 Yes, it's working! Okay, pace it up! 646 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:12,085 [rapidly] "I'll never rest until we're together as we were meant to be." 647 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,962 Yes! Feel him inside you! [buzzing] 648 00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,673 [echoing] Gideon! 649 00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,301 Gideon is with us! [laughs] 650 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:22,971 Oliver, stop! What are you doing?! 651 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,932 - I'm making a choice. - That's evidence! 652 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:28,602 This isn't a crime scene anymore, Mabel. The police got their guy. 653 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:29,895 It's a dressing room. 654 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:32,564 And since we're coming in here tomorrow for rehearsal, it needs to be cleaned. 655 00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,066 Oliver, you're crossing a line. 656 00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,817 Oh, I'm crossing a line? 657 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:39,196 This from the guy who punched Ben Glenroy on the night of the murder 658 00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:41,573 and conveniently forgot to tell us about it. 659 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,242 You what? You punched Ben? 660 00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:45,619 Because he attacked Loretta and I told him to stay away from her. 661 00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:46,995 But the real question is, 662 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,164 why is your production so out of control 663 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:51,750 that your actors are beating each other up on opening night? 664 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,377 Oh, this is my fault, is it? 665 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,380 Well, you're the director. Someone has to be responsible for the fact 666 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,840 that your show is a death trap. 667 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,092 Today alone, I almost died three times. 668 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:04,930 - What? - Two sandbags and a killer fog. 669 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:07,057 Well, I'm so, so sorry for trying to breathe life 670 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,768 into your dead career by putting you on Broadway. 671 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:12,437 My career was not dead. 672 00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:15,649 Did you know that Brazzos wanted to do burrito-sodes? 673 00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:19,945 Thirty-second bonus episodes available exclusively 674 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:23,156 on the Chipotle app but I said no because I wanted to do this 675 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,534 which I realize now was a huge mistake! 676 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,202 Oh, it was, huh? Well maybe, 677 00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:30,038 I should have hired someone who could actually sing! 678 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,250 Well, maybe you should have because I quit. 679 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,501 - Fine! - Fine! 680 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:35,544 MABEL: Charles! 681 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,755 Why didn't you tell me what happened with Ben on opening night? 682 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:41,967 Because she was his girlfriend and I was trying to protect him 683 00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:44,136 [stammering] 'cause he's my buddy! 684 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:46,680 Was. MABEL: Wait, 685 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,725 Loretta's a part of this, too? What else is she keeping from us? 686 00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:53,145 I don't know and, frankly, I don't care. 687 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:55,230 Oliver, what the fuck are you doing?! 688 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,941 You know, you are like a dog with a bone, Mabel. 689 00:30:57,941 --> 00:31:00,944 They arrested someone for Ben's murder, remember? 690 00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:04,239 And yet, you keep trying to throw suspicion onto my cast. 691 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,491 You know, I know you've never had a grownup job before 692 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,619 but guess what? They matter. 693 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,788 - Wow. - Oliver. 694 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:14,124 In a few weeks, Loretta goes on to star 695 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:16,752 in Death Rattle Dazzle, and I finally get 696 00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:18,629 what I've been working for my whole life. 697 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:20,506 I won't let you jeopardize that! 698 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,591 Cinda was right. 699 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,343 - What does that mean? - Cinda Canning? 700 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:27,763 Cinda fucking Canning asked me to partner with her 701 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:30,599 and I said that I was already part of a team. 702 00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:32,518 She said that I don't need you guys 703 00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:35,145 and I'm starting to see that she's right. 704 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:39,316 All I do is put up with your self-involved insanity! 705 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:42,611 The musical, the White Room, the proposal, 706 00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:45,155 but a man is dead! 707 00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:48,075 A man who actually meant something to me! 708 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,785 And I'm gonna figure out who did it 709 00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:53,205 whether the two of you give a shit or not! I'm done! 710 00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:56,208 ♪ melancholy music playing ♪ 711 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:01,380 [sighs] 712 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,883 HOWARD: Sometimes, 713 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:07,386 all you need to banish your ghosts... 714 00:32:07,386 --> 00:32:09,096 [wind blowing] 715 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,681 is for someone to see you... 716 00:32:10,681 --> 00:32:12,975 Bravo! 717 00:32:12,975 --> 00:32:15,435 [birds chirping] 718 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,023 HOWARD: ...and understand your dreams. 719 00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:32,578 [aquarium bubbling] 720 00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:38,000 It's only when you're alone... 721 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,006 that the real haunting begins. 722 00:32:50,512 --> 00:32:52,514 [sizzling] 723 00:32:53,849 --> 00:32:55,142 [curtains slide] 724 00:32:57,019 --> 00:33:00,022 ♪