1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,127 ♪ 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,587 - This is Dickie. 3 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,797 He's not just my manager, he's also my brother. 4 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,508 - Hands up! - I didn't do anything. 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,343 - I think the police have the wrong guy. 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,552 If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief, 7 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,639 then whose handkerchief was Ben holding when he died? 8 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:16,099 Only two other men have seen this before. 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:20,103 - Did you record with him for our podcast? - No! 10 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,563 CHARLES: We just have to be careful 11 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,440 who we get involved with. 12 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,109 OLIVER: That phrase you used. "Fucking pig." 13 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,528 - [scoffs] I did call him that. 14 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,572 - Loretta hated Ben. She was violent towards Ben. 15 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:31,782 Does that make her a murderer 16 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:34,076 or just... quirky? 17 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,537 - Oliver, what the fuck are you doing!? 18 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,872 - You keep trying to throw suspicion onto my cast. 19 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:43,126 In a few weeks, I finally get what I've been working for my whole life! 20 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,211 - Your show is a death trap! 21 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,422 - Well, maybe I should have hired someone who could actually sing! 22 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,008 - I quit! - And I'm gonna figure out who did it, 23 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,428 whether the two of you give a shit or not! I'm done! 24 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,437 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 25 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,732 [ambient street noise] 26 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,234 [car honks] 27 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,821 [quiet street chatter] 28 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,824 UMA: Believe it or not, I love people. 29 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,160 Some people. - Oh, wait. 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,121 I have something to show you. UMA: What? 31 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,081 Oh, you didn't. 32 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,666 - I did! - Don't tell-- Oy... 33 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,127 Every schmuck is getting one. [laughing] 34 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,087 I don't even know what they are. 35 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,589 I just don't always trust them. 36 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,049 -Ooh! -Thank you. 37 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,301 WAITER: Enjoy. 38 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,136 ♪ 39 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:42,769 [both laugh] 40 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,815 They have a bad habit of leaving. 41 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,151 [elevator dings] 42 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:50,819 LESTER: Hey, Uma, new haircut? 43 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:52,821 - Keep it in your pants, perv. 44 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,282 Things, though. 45 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,492 Things I trust. [cat meows] 46 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,245 [Howard yodeling] Things are made to last. 47 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,997 From place to place. 48 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:05,042 From generation to generation. [meowing continues] 49 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,669 ♪ 50 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,964 [lights click] It's why I take stuff and keep it, 51 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,051 so the people can stay with me. 52 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,678 If that makes me a klepto, so be it. 53 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,724 Because when the people we love are gone 54 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,809 and memories fade, 55 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,978 what the hell else keeps them alive? 56 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,480 [elevator dings] 57 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,149 [yelling] 58 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,318 [crash] [all scream] 59 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,780 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 60 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,783 [Oliver growls] 61 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,913 ♪ lively theme song playing ♪ 62 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,916 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 63 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,004 [bell dings] CHEF: Order up! 64 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,590 [door opens, bell jingles] 65 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:37,593 [soft diner chatter] [door shuts] 66 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:41,889 [clears throat] 67 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,310 Sit by the aisle. 68 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,770 Makes the table seem smaller. 69 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,232 Thank you. 70 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,029 Don't even think about it. 71 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,240 - I wasn't. I'm reading. By myself. 72 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,909 Catching up on my reading. 73 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,622 - Bunny and I always used to split it. 74 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,459 We came here every week, until you idiots killed her. 75 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,085 - We didn't kill Bunny. 76 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,297 - Pretty jumpy for someone who didn't kill my best friend. 77 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,094 So where are your friends? Murder them, too? 78 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,522 So, what happened with you guys, anyway? 79 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:33,357 - I quit the musical. 80 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,400 - Ha! You got shit-canned! 81 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,568 - It was ruining my life. 82 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,362 My engagement, my sanity, 83 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,030 my relationship with President McKinley. 84 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,242 President McKinley is a fish. 85 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,993 - The suspense was killing me. 86 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:49,081 - You know, a real friend would've cared, but Oliver only cares about his show. 87 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,251 - I'm sorry to hear that. 88 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,044 It's tough to lose friends at our age. 89 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,338 - Oh, I'm sure it is at your age. 90 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,840 But at mine? 91 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,758 Besides, I didn't lose them. They'll be back. 92 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:03,178 - Well, good thing you've got plenty of time to wait. 93 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,346 At your age. 94 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:09,309 I always used to say there were three types of people. 95 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,521 Alive, dead, and dead to me. 96 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,523 Bunny was dead to me a lot. 97 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,860 Not once did she apologize when we fought. 98 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:20,445 - So, what, you apologized? 99 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,865 - Me? Fuck no! What did I do? 100 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:26,118 Time passes, you forget what you're fighting about. 101 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:29,454 [sighs] Thank God she wasn't dead to me when she actually died. 102 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,457 - Oliver and Mabel aren't gonna die. 103 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:35,294 In fact, any second now, they're gonna reach out and apologize. 104 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,837 [ Angel In Flip-Flops ringtone plays] 105 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,088 Ha, ha! 106 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,091 [ringtone stops] Hey! 107 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,554 Yes, this is he. 108 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,681 I thought I was already a friend of the Philharmonic. 109 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,682 [Uma snickers] 110 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,893 I'm sorry, this is-- this is a bad time. 111 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,437 They'll call. 112 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,316 - Thanks for breakfast. 113 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,487 - Hey! Is that... 114 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,782 - Oh. Well, he wasn't gonna use it. 115 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,161 - He? Is that the hanky Ben was holding the night that he... 116 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,663 ♪ 117 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,791 Geez, how much did you order? - I got lunch and dinner. 118 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,667 [door opens, bell jingles] 119 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:23,926 [door shuts] 120 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,013 - Thanks again for helping. 121 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,392 [sighs] 122 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,610 - Yeah, well... 123 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,613 I've been too obsessed with... 124 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,324 How do you sign "murder"? 125 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,335 - I don't need them. 126 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:02,297 I'm the only one that cares about this case. 127 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,715 I just... 128 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,009 I just need to talk to someone 129 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,720 who can help me get closer to what happened. 130 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,931 ♪ 131 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,984 - Do you know Dickie? 132 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:37,875 [Theo sighs] 133 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,090 [giggles] 134 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:48,093 ♪ jaunty piano tune playing ♪ 135 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:52,431 - [singing slowly] ♪ Which of the... ♪ [piano slows tempo] 136 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,309 ♪ Pickwick ♪ 137 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,477 ♪ Tri... ♪ 138 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,354 ♪ Plets ♪ 139 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,023 - Okay. 140 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,816 It's a patter song. 141 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,194 So if you can bring a little more patter-pep-up. 142 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:08,071 - This is as... pattery as I get. 143 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,072 [sighs] 144 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,701 - Okay, thank you! Thanks. [chuckles] We'll let you know. 145 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,079 - Everyone stinks! 146 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:19,166 Where are the decent actors? Why are they being kept from me? 147 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,168 - I feel like we're working off old lists! 148 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,420 Like ancient crusty lists! 149 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,797 [grunting, crying] 150 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,508 - Cliff, darling, please! 151 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:30,302 You know how upsetting it is for me when you stress dance! 152 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,721 - It's these ping-ponging pressures of producing! 153 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,599 How do you do it? If it's not one thing, it's a goddamn other, 154 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,601 and sometimes I feel like I don't have a single good-- 155 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,603 Oh, wait. I have an idea. 156 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:40,854 - Hurrah. 157 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,774 But run it by Mommy first in case it's a stinker. 158 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,568 - I'm gonna go make a call. 159 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,739 [Oliver sighs] 160 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,368 - Oliver, we had someone... 161 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,245 decent playing the constable, 162 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,663 and I know you two had a spat, but-- 163 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:00,040 - I am not calling Charles, Donna! 164 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,208 He quit. 165 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:04,378 And I have far too much integrity to beg him to come back. 166 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,338 - Counterpoint, you have no integrity, 167 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,674 and this is the perfect time to make use of that. 168 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,801 - Well, that's a fair counterpoint. 169 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,511 - We're almost to reopening. 170 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:15,180 It's time to pull out all the stops! 171 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,724 Cliff and I have been out there, trying to rev people up 172 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,019 about this mad genius musical redo of yours, 173 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,480 but they do ask who's in it. 174 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,316 And Charles was our only name. 175 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,901 - That's being generous. 176 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,028 Look, look. 177 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,239 Charles was wrong for the part. End of story. 178 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,952 I mean, did he have a certain Ebenezer's younger cousin affability? Sure. 179 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,662 Was he good for the odd laugh? 180 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,664 Maybe. We had fun. 181 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,377 But this isn't about fun. 182 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,671 Charles was not committed to our show 183 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,299 and I will take passion over talent any day. 184 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,217 So, come on, who's next? 185 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,178 Who's this guy? [piano restarts] 186 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:57,055 - ♪ Who? Who? Who? Well ♪ 187 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,349 ♪ I... pick... ♪ 188 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:03,187 [off-key] ♪ You! ♪ 189 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,188 ♪ piano stops ♪ 190 00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,689 [panting] 191 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,817 Uh, sorry, is he okay? 192 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,236 - That's what he does when he loves it. 193 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,197 Thank you for coming in. 194 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,615 [text notification chimes] 195 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:16,033 [gasps] 196 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,826 - My guy came through. 197 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:18,827 I knew it! 198 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,413 My guy is on his way! 199 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,165 - [grunts] Who is your guy? 200 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,584 The ringer from your middle school play? 201 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:28,587 Some less famous offspring of Marc Platt? 202 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,089 ♪ 203 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,549 [snorts] 204 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,593 Sweet mother of Sondheim! 205 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:36,220 [elevator dings] 206 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,971 [clears throat] 207 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,643 ♪ men vocalizing quietly ♪ 208 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,397 - ♪ Which triplet-- ♪ 209 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,274 - Oh, good luck, man. 210 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,693 That Putnam guy's a monster. 211 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,237 - Oliver? He's no... 212 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,698 He's already recasting? 213 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,079 ♪ muffled jaunty piano ♪ 214 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,917 ♪ volume increases ♪ 215 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,961 - ♪ Which of the Pickwick triplets did it? ♪ 216 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:10,671 ♪ Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill? ♪ 217 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,923 ♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪ 218 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,425 ♪ Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you and you and you to admit it ♪ 219 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,553 ♪ So, quick as a whip, gotta pick ♪ 220 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,888 ♪ Which Pickwick triplet did it ♪ 221 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,474 - Ah! Matthew Broderick! [Cliff laughing] 222 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,977 I've had sex dreams about this moment! 223 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:26,603 How did you already nail that song? 224 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,188 - What can I say? I'm a vessel. 225 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,732 - Yes! Say more! Or less. Or just... 226 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,235 keep standing there so I can soak this in! 227 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,612 Matthew Broderick, Broadway legend! 228 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,865 I-I can't believe you're gonna be in my show. 229 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,533 Cliff, how did you pull this off? 230 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,493 - Oh, MB and I met years ago 231 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,829 while sheltering during Superstorm Sandy. 232 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,622 OLIVER: Ah. MATTHEW: Scary time. 233 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,124 Two weeks at the Ritz Carlton, 234 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,001 almost no room service. - Ugh. 235 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,628 - But we survived and now we're friends for life. 236 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,090 When Cliff called, I just dropped everything. 237 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,633 - Nice work, sweetie. 238 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,719 And Matthew... Matthew! 239 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,597 Well, this is what we needed all along. 240 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,806 A true stage veteran. 241 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,602 Enough with these fussy film and TV franchise phony-baloneys. 242 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,520 - Charles-Haden Savage? - Exactly. 243 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,439 - No, I mean Charles-Haden Savage. 244 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,489 [doorbell chimes] - Oh, Charles! 245 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,909 I see you lurking in that way you do, 246 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,785 making sure everyone knows you're here. 247 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,329 - [laughs] No, no. 248 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,497 Uh, Lester wanted to check all the doorbells in the building, 249 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,499 and I wasn't doing anything. I told him I'd do it for him. 250 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,001 And this one, this one's working. [ringing] 251 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:33,253 - Oh, well, then you can move along now. 252 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,297 Unless you'd like to meet your replacement. 253 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,174 - Oh, no, no, we know each other. 254 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,759 - Yes, we do. 255 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,594 This is not the first time Matthew has swooped in 256 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,138 and stolen a role from me. - For the millionth time, 257 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,015 you would not have been a good Ferris Bueller. 258 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767 You were 41. 259 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,685 Can we get back to work, please? I'm not sure 260 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,812 that I've totally got this song. - Oh, oh, oh. 261 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,439 ♪ Which of the Pickwick triplets did it? ♪ 262 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,941 ♪ Who of the crew would commit this crime? ♪ 263 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,609 ♪ Might a little brat make a mommy go splat? ♪ 264 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,194 ♪ It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme ♪ 265 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,488 Oh, I do. I have it. I got it. 266 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,573 - Yeah, he's got it. 267 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,950 ♪ 268 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,035 - Charles... MATTHEW: Oliver. 269 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,703 Oliver, I'd really like to try one of those 270 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,289 blue raspberry Gut Milks I saw in your fridge. 271 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,291 Split one with me? - Oh, sure. Yeah. 272 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,216 [elevator dings] 273 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,219 ♪ quiet movie score playing ♪ 274 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:28,767 - What? 275 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,689 - Wow. 276 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,776 People really love this dumb superhero movie. 277 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,821 Isn't it just a snake that fights crime? 278 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,077 [sighs] 279 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,079 - Shedding labels? 280 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:09,224 - [laughs] Okay, I understood maybe half of what you said, 281 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,187 but it is clear that you are a giant nerd. 282 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,483 [giggles] 283 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,403 - Mabel, right? Oliver's friend. 284 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,114 Didn't peg you as a CoBro fan. 285 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,534 - Oh. [scoffs] Yeah, huge. 286 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,454 I just love how it's about... 287 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,955 ♪ CoBro music continues ♪ 288 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,458 shedding labels. Mm. 289 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,169 DICKIE: Wow, that's... insightful. MABEL: Mm. 290 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,505 - Which of the movies is your favorite? 291 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:43,217 - Uh... CoBro 2? 292 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,219 The Return of... 293 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,596 the Whip Lord. 294 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,473 - Yeah. That's a good one. - Yeah. 295 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,434 - Hasn't aged real well, though, 296 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,061 because of the, you know... 297 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,687 [laughs] - Right, the... [laughing] 298 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,191 Jamaican accents, I know. [laughs] 299 00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,859 - No, the special effects. 300 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,611 - Oh, I, um... [scoffs] 301 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,154 Special effects. 302 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,489 I, uh... 303 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:08,200 I just wanted to ask you something, if that's okay. 304 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,328 Right before Ben died, 305 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,580 you said he had to take a phone call, 306 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,957 and it seemed serious. 307 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,418 Was that the cops or his doctor? 308 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,171 Because Ben's autopsy said his blood work was clean, 309 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,340 but I started thinking-- - I'm gonna stop you there. 310 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,469 If you came looking for a juicy nugget for your podcast 311 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,221 or maybe a story to sell to the Daily Mail, 312 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,139 you can try somewhere else. 313 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,391 I'm not your guy. 314 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,978 - I-I'm sorry, I didn't-- - God, even after he's dead, 315 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,480 everyone's just trying to make a buck off my brother. 316 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,774 It's fucking gross. 317 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,818 But I guess that's the world we live in. 318 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,322 Hey, excuse me, there's a minimum bid on this of 5K! 319 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,869 - Burt Reynolds was there, Dom DeLuise, 320 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,996 who has a wonderful voice. - Oh, my God. 321 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,999 - And I told Mel Brooks, "Well, what if it was a musical?" 322 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,667 - [gasps] You know, I... 323 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,711 I don't normally enjoy a name drop, 324 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,754 but that was delightful. 325 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,923 - Oliver, I should warn you. 326 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,134 When I commit to a show, I commit fully. 327 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,468 - Oh, I love it. 328 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,264 You would be surprised how often people are half in, half out. 329 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,266 [mocking] "Oh, Oliver, my kids need me." 330 00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,768 "Oh, Oliver, my girlfriend left me. 331 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938 I only have a little fishy left, and I'm afraid of being alone." 332 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,275 [normal] I mean, this is the theater. What else even is there? 333 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,651 - I agree, totally. 334 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,154 So, I-I think I understand the Constable, 335 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,323 but I'm gonna need your help to become the Constable. 336 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:30,324 - Ah... 337 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,159 - It's part of my process. 338 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,078 When I did War Games, I taught myself to write code. 339 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,623 - Incredible. - For my role in Election, 340 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,834 I started teaching high school and dating some students. 341 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,170 - Okay... 342 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,005 - If the constable has a lisp... 343 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,256 [lisping] I have a lisp. 344 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:49,301 [normal] If he carries a gun, I carry a gun. 345 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,385 Can you get me a gun? 346 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,554 - Anything you want. When you come back tomorrow, 347 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,932 this is gonna look like Charlton Heston's man-cave. 348 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:58,310 - Tomorrow? Opening night is in two weeks. We have to rehearse now. 349 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,772 Ferris Bueller may take a day off, but Matthew Broderick? 350 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,941 Matthew Broderick does not. 351 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,692 - Music to my ears, MB! 352 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,278 [glasses clink] [laughs] 353 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:14,076 [Matthew Broderick singing faintly] 354 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,389 [muffled singing continues] 355 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,558 ♪ 356 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,560 - ♪ Pick from the Pickwick pricky pricky ♪ 357 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,043 [sighs] 358 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,297 - ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪ 359 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,300 ♪ Well, I... pick... ♪ 360 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,803 ♪ You! ♪ 361 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,263 ♪ piano ends ♪ 362 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,639 - Incredible. 363 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,809 38th time's the charm. Don't do it any better than that. 364 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,311 People might think it's an AI. 365 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,980 - Thanks. Thanks, Oliver. Yeah. Yeah. I feel pretty good about it. 366 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,982 - Yeah, c-can't wait to do it all again tomorrow. 367 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,151 - So, Oliver, where's he from? 368 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,695 Where's he from originally, this Constable? 369 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,614 - Oh, he's just-- He's from where you're from, 370 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,116 so we don't have to change anything else. - He's from Manhattan? 371 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,327 Well, slap my ass and call me Mamie! 372 00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,788 This changes his entire relationship to his profession. 373 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,916 - It... No. Does it really? 374 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,251 - A kid from Manhattan in the 1890s. 375 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,545 The city roils with ethnic tension. 376 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,963 Irishmen, Prussians. 377 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,007 The era of the bicycle craze, 378 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,301 the horse-drawn trolley. 379 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,095 Yeah, this calls for some rethinking. - No, no, no, it really doesn't. It-- 380 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,972 - Uh, back to the piano, please. 381 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,893 [operatic] ♪ Three little babes in their bassinets ♪ 382 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,186 Let's see. 383 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,687 ♪ Three little babes... ♪ 384 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,566 [knocking on door] 385 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,360 - Hi. 386 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,363 I just wanted to say I'm so sorry. 387 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:19,076 I've lost people, too. 388 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,911 - It's okay. 389 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,496 I shouldn't have taken it all out on you. 390 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,749 - Taken what out on me? 391 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,085 - Just frustration. 392 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,921 My brother has always been my business. 393 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,717 My folks adopted me when they thought they couldn't have kids, 394 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,386 but then they had Ben. 395 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,596 Miracle Ben, child star Ben. 396 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,223 So, I spent my life protecting him. 397 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,310 A guy who, by the way, was always fucking up, you know? 398 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,438 Insensitive jokes, DUIs-- Oh, the dick pics. 399 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,982 The thousands of dick pics. 400 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,526 - I never read anything about the-- 401 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,361 - That's 'cause I was there, cleaning up the mess, 402 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,280 making him look good. 403 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,991 But he still gets all the credit. [chuckles] 404 00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,784 For everything. 405 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,160 Story of our lives. 406 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,372 The fame, the CoBro franchise, the... 407 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,791 Sorry, I'm, uh... 408 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,710 - Sounds like he was really difficult. 409 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,295 - Uh, yeah. 410 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,463 But, you know, 411 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,800 sometimes I think a person's just a... 412 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,345 collection of a thousand little details. 413 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,930 And when they're gone, 414 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,682 those are the things you miss most. 415 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,769 Ben loved boba, 416 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,898 that disgusting green tea flavor, and... 417 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,901 and funny dog videos on Instagram. [laughs] 418 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,030 He set all his clocks 20 minutes early 419 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,115 so he'd always be fashionably late. 420 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,492 - I'm sorry Ben is gone. 421 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,497 But I think we owe it to your brother to find his real killer. 422 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,542 - We did. 423 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,836 That's the only silver lining, that maniac's locked up. 424 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,548 - I guess I never bought that Gregg was a killer. 425 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:01,094 - Didn't he chain you and Charles-Haden Savage up in a basement? 426 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,348 - Yeah, but I can't picture him hurting Ben. 427 00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:07,768 I mean, he loved him. And I have this theory about a hanky... 428 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,270 - A hanky? Jesus, 429 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,941 Gregg had been following my brother around for years. 430 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,692 I should have sensed he might turn dangerous, 431 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,945 and when I took my eye off the ball for one second, 432 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,947 he killed my brother. 433 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,449 I have to live with that for the rest of my life. 434 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,701 Gregg was here the night of the murder. 435 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,287 The cops say Ben died at 12:06 436 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,165 and Gregg was seen leaving the Arconia right after that. 437 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,584 You do the math. I'm sorry, Mabel. 438 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,711 There's no story here. 439 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,714 ♪ 440 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,557 UMA: What, I have to adopt you now? 441 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,644 I know why you're here. You can't have it. 442 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:54,064 - Look, I know you wanna keep Ben's hanky but it's a clue, 443 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,775 which makes it the perfect peace offering for Oliver and Mabel. 444 00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,194 - I thought you were waiting for them to apologize. 445 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,113 - I don't think I can afford to. 446 00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,616 I mean, what if I never hear another millennial reference that I don't get, 447 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:08,203 or another story about dark nights at Plato's Retreat with Buck Henry? 448 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,163 - That doesn't sound so bad. 449 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,500 - That's what I used to think, but I need to make up with them. 450 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,669 - So you're gonna let a hanky solve your problems? 451 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,505 Use your fuckin' words! [keys jingling] 452 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,550 Look, even if I wanted to help, 453 00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:24,553 which I sincerely do not, I don't have it, okay? 454 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,388 - Uh-huh, I saw it in your purse. 455 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,015 - That was three hours ago. 456 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:31,476 I got some moron to pay me seven grand for it. 457 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,978 Snooze you lose! 458 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,397 - What, you sold it? But I need it! 459 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,567 Mabel thinks it may belong to the killer-- Who'd you sell it to? 460 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,987 - One of those snake dorks upstairs. 461 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,072 Whatever happened to real men? 462 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,949 [sighs] 463 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,243 [door slams] [FaceTime chiming] 464 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,914 - [different intonations] Who? Who? Well! - [quietly] Mel. 465 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,041 When you were putting together The Producers, 466 00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,252 which, you know, I-I never did get a chance to see-- 467 00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,379 - What? You never saw The Producers? 468 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,923 - Well, I was busy at the time. 469 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:04,676 - It ran for six years! Over 2,500 performances! 470 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,970 And you never got a chance to see it? 471 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,723 - Yeah, well, the times never worked out for me. Anyway, 472 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:13,560 did you have any problems working with Broderick? 473 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,396 You know, I-I'm working with him on something now, and-- 474 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,691 - Oh, my God. You didn't tell him, in any way, 475 00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:22,319 you were open to his ideas, did you? 476 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,280 - Well, I-I-I might have told him he could-- 477 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,866 - Oh, Oliver. You're fucked. 478 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,619 [Matthew Broderick singing] [sighs] 479 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:45,217 ♪ 480 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,808 - Gregg wasn't here. 481 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,812 Gregg wasn't in the building when Ben was murdered. 482 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,694 - The police said Ben died at 12:06, 483 00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:06,363 but that's because it was the time on Ben's watch 484 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,615 when he fell and it stopped. 485 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,452 Dickie said Ben always set his watch 20 minutes early, 486 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,998 which means he died at 12:26! 487 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,250 Gregg was already gone! 488 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,794 He couldn't have pushed Ben! 489 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,259 - Oh, ha, ha. 490 00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:35,184 - The watch? I knew Ben was always late, 491 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,351 but I never knew it was intentional. 492 00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,687 I just thought he was a dick. 493 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,690 - Yeah. Some pretty fancy equipment you have there. 494 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:42,691 - Right? 495 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,359 Cinda Canning's not the only one with access 496 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,778 to top-notch equipment. [Mabel clears throat] 497 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,364 - When Ben Glenroy died, 498 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:52,701 Broadway was thrown into chaos. 499 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,872 We'll lift the curtain on Ben's final act 500 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,166 this season on Only Murde-- 501 00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,211 Guess we're gonna have to change the name. 502 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:05,339 - I am way ahead of you on that. 503 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,924 The Bloody Mabel Podcast. 504 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,009 Huh? I think it's sexy. 505 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,802 Puts you front and center, which is nice-- - No! 506 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,679 - I mean, it's a terrible idea, but I just thought... 507 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,223 [door shuts] Probably a fan submission. 508 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,311 Oh! Uh, Tobert, Theo. Theo, Tobert. 509 00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,313 - Hey, man. Nice to meet you. 510 00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,273 Oh, wow, you're the guy from... 511 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:27,236 Wow, you're an interesting guy. 512 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,779 Mabel's told me a lot about you. 513 00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,532 Well, I mean, from listening to the [clears throat] podcast. 514 00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:34,910 I mean, I-I'm a fan, is what I'm saying, so I picked up on... 515 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,499 - What's that? 516 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,212 - He said he liked your poster. Really captured my eyes. 517 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,175 What's up with the flyer? 518 00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,140 - Author? 519 00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,394 - Oh, B. Glenroy. It's Ben Glenroy. 520 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,938 ♪ 521 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:05,315 What, the B is an R? What... 522 00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,775 - Yeah, R. Sometimes, 523 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,986 a man's name actually starts with an R. [laughs] 524 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,488 - Okay, so, it's an R. 525 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,990 For what, like Richard... 526 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,993 D-Dickie. Dickie. 527 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:19,538 - "Story of our lives." 528 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,581 - What? 529 00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:24,001 - Dickie said Ben always got the credit. 530 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:27,838 And the fame. And the CoBro franchise. 531 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:30,090 I didn't think anything of it then, but... 532 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:33,385 - Okay, so, what, CoBro was Dickie's creation, and... 533 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,556 Ben just stole it and made millions off of it? 534 00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:40,559 All the while, Dickie's doing everything for him? 535 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,769 Damn, that's cold. 536 00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:44,855 - That's motive. 537 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:47,649 ♪ music swells ♪ 538 00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,738 TOBERT: And, just to be clear, 539 00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:56,700 our theory rests entirely on this B being an R? 540 00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,495 - We once accused Sting of murder because he doesn't like dogs. 541 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,957 This is actually pretty solid evidence for us. 542 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,251 Let's do some digging. 543 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,629 But, first things first, let's record. 544 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,839 - Yes. - And get you out. 545 00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:11,965 Come on. 546 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,179 MATTHEW: And... 547 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,890 [sniffles] and turn, 548 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:22,226 twist, ha-- Wait a minute. 549 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:26,188 Half turn, twist, "I pick you." 550 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:30,901 [clicks tongue] Would a constable from Nova Scotia point like this, though? 551 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:33,904 From my research, they were trained to keep their hands low, 552 00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:35,447 by their firearms. 553 00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,575 So they would point like this. Never like this. 554 00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,910 But this. 555 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,662 I don't know, this feels so false. 556 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,497 - Go home! - Excuse me? 557 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,249 - Go... home. 558 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,920 I've had enough of your inane questions, Matthew Broderick. 559 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,257 Nobody cares what denomination the Constable is 560 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,133 or how he'd finger a mandolin. 561 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,427 The Constable is just the Constable. 562 00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,888 His parents didn't name him "Rocky" 563 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,266 or "Lawrence" or "Bernardo." 564 00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,433 You know why? - Why? 565 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,727 - Because he doesn't have any parents! 566 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,480 He's just six grams of ink on paper! 567 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,858 A few electrons in my hard disk! 568 00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,569 That's it! I could wake up tomorrow, 569 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,904 and I could hit the delete key, and poof! 570 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:16,822 He'd be gone. 571 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:19,032 Eradicated from this musical. 572 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,909 Exiled from our reality! 573 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,203 Gone! Like a rat in a microwave! 574 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,790 - Wow. Oh, okay. Well, see you tomorrow morning, 6:00 AM, 575 00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,584 Nova Scotia time! 576 00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:31,545 [growling, panting] 577 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:32,796 - Oh! [laughs] 578 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,965 I'm not lurking. Uh, Lester wanted to inspect the peepholes 579 00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:37,050 because, evidently, some of them had been installed backwards, 580 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,468 so I said, "Well, I'll do it," and he said, 581 00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:40,053 "You know, the good time is 2:00 AM," 582 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:43,307 so I-- I'm lying. I just wanted to say... 583 00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:44,725 I'm sorry. 584 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,226 - Oh, apology accepted. 585 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,477 Friendship mended. You're hired. 586 00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,813 - No, no! I don't wanna do the show. I just wanna hang out. 587 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,065 - Of course! We'll do that all the time. 588 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:55,235 Eight shows a week. And Broderick, you're fired. 589 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:58,822 - Wait a minute! Wait, this guy? I've seen him get out-acted by a horse. 590 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,073 - Maybe he was. 591 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,577 But I'm guessing that horse enjoyed himself on set that day 592 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:07,039 because he got to spend it with Charles-Haden Savage, 593 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:09,124 who was probably kind to him 594 00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:11,293 and fed him a fistful of oats out of his palm. 595 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,837 [frantic munching] 596 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:17,633 And I bet that horse didn't realize how good he had it 597 00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:21,345 until he had another scene partner on another set, 598 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,556 who just rode him! And rode him! And rode him! And rode him! 599 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,351 And rode him! And rode him! And rode him! 600 00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:30,896 Until he couldn't take it anymore! [panting] 601 00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:34,608 And I bet that horse wishes he could say sorry, but he can't. 602 00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:35,776 Not because he's a horse. 603 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,111 Because he's a little messed up emotionally, 604 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,907 so all he can do is hate himself, a-a-and wish he were dead 605 00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,617 for hurting his best friend 606 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:46,161 and that someone would turn him into glue. 607 00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,497 - Apology accepted. [overjoyed moan] 608 00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,791 Okay! Okay, I'll do the play! 609 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:53,168 By the way, that horse won a Patsy for that scene. 610 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,253 - What's a Patsy? 611 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:56,255 - It's an Emmy for horses! 612 00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:58,549 You're still here? 613 00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,425 It's over. 614 00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:03,887 Go home. [growling laugh] 615 00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,932 ♪ 616 00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,225 Go. 617 00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:11,812 - You know, if you have any adjustments, I'm very flexible. 618 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,272 And I've always found it's best to be hon-- 619 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:15,274 [Oliver sighs] 620 00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,694 - I bet you would have made a much better Ferris. 621 00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:19,945 - Do you mean that? 622 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,154 - Oh, I want to. 623 00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:23,740 But he's perfect. 624 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:28,620 - It's a bit more than just a mic, huh? 625 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,956 - Uh, in terms of software, do you remember what Oliver was using? 626 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:34,835 You know what? Don't even worry about it. Should be pretty straightforward. 627 00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,753 Uh, oh! Do you have a new name for the podcast? 628 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,297 I can punch that in right now. 629 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,965 - You know what? Uh, 630 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:43,510 I think I'm just gonna record this on my phone, okay? 631 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,761 - Oh, sure. 632 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,221 MABEL: Thank you. 633 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,099 - You solved three murders that way, as you're fond of reminding me. 634 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,523 [Tobert sighs] 635 00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,736 [fidgeting with buttons] 636 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,073 ♪ 637 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,575 [sighs] 638 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:20,631 - Uma! That sneaky devil nymph! 639 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,050 - Took that hanky right out of Ben's dead hands. 640 00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,343 How did we miss that? 641 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:27,054 - Well, you and Mabel were in hysteria. 642 00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,639 I've never seen anything like it. 643 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,599 But, me? How did I miss it? 644 00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,352 - Mm. Have you talked to her? [chuckles] 645 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,896 - Mabel? No. 646 00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:39,650 I tried calling. - Really? 647 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,694 - No! She'd hate that. 648 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:45,697 But I did draft a text. Uh, ended up... 649 00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:48,742 deleting most of it, a-and then... 650 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,953 I accidentally sent her a comma. 651 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,454 Haven't heard back. 652 00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,707 I really messed up with her. 653 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,710 What the kids would call an epic fail. 654 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:02,172 - Why did you erase that mirror? 655 00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:04,925 [sniffs] 656 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,761 - I need to show you something. 657 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,603 I took this from Loretta's apartment. 658 00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:19,857 [Oliver grunts] 659 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,568 [Oliver sighs] 660 00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,572 What do you think? 661 00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:32,911 - I don't think she did it. - Oh, my God, that means she's a killer. 662 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,330 - Why? - Oh, please, Charles. 663 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:38,917 It's not like your instincts on these things are famously good. 664 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,711 - I'm not saying it's not weird. 665 00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,629 It's just not evidence of murder. 666 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:45,257 Hey, if you're worried, why don't you just talk to Loretta? 667 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,050 I wish I'd just talked to Joy. 668 00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:49,386 [sighing] 669 00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:51,013 - Hm... - Hey... 670 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,141 What if we took this 671 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,436 and gave it to Mabel as a peace offering? 672 00:32:57,436 --> 00:32:59,146 - Win her back with a clue. 673 00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,358 - Or we could just suck it up and apologize. 674 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:05,485 [growls] 675 00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,614 - Clue first, and then if that doesn't work, 676 00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,115 then we grovel. 677 00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,952 - Hey. 678 00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,329 [glasses clink] [weak laugh] 679 00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:18,332 ♪ 680 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:20,709 [knocking on door] 681 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:25,839 I believe it was Erasmus of Rotterdam... - Mabel, I am sorry for the way Charles 682 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,717 and, to some extent, I behaved. You know-- - ...who described apologies as... 683 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:31,136 [baby cooing] 684 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,139 WOMAN: Are you the movers? - Movers? 685 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:37,142 - [sighs] I'm not paying to un-fuck your hernias. 686 00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:39,645 ♪ 687 00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:40,979 - What? - Huh? 688 00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,148 [phones buzz, ding] 689 00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:49,404 MABEL [on podcast]: On a fateful night, four weeks ago, 690 00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:53,200 Hollywood superstar Ben Glenroy died. Twice. 691 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,828 I'll explain that and how the mystery of his murder 692 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:59,748 is even more complicated than we've been led to believe. 693 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,749 - What? 694 00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:03,126 MABEL [on podcast]: In a rush to keep the public calm, 695 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:06,797 the police arrested Ben's longtime stalker Gregg Rivera. 696 00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:09,174 But Gregg wasn't even in the building 697 00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,177 when Ben was pushed down that elevator shaft. 698 00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,680 I believe whoever was in the building that night 699 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,099 was also with Ben hours earlier, 700 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:19,142 when they tried to poison him 701 00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:21,979 just moments before his Broadway debut. 702 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:25,440 So, who did kill Ben Glenroy? 703 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,318 Maybe it was someone who had a reason. 704 00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:31,989 Money? Jealousy? Something to prove? 705 00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:34,449 Maybe all of the above. 706 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,868 I'm Mabel Mora. 707 00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,453 Join me, flying solo this time, 708 00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,080 in the search for answers 709 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,458 on a new season of Only Murders in the Building. 710 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,920 #BloodyMabel. 711 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,172 [phone rings, picks up] 712 00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,174 - Yeah, I heard it. 713 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,844 You were right. They're a major pain in the ass. 714 00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:58,015 [sighs] 715 00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:01,768 And it's time to reopen the Glenroy case. 716 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,979 ♪ music swells ♪ 717 00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:07,065 [cobra hissing] 718 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:10,068 ♪ cinematic theme playing ♪ 719 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,070 ♪ 720 00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:41,391 [cobra rattling, hissing] 721 00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,783 [cobra hisses, strikes] 722 00:35:57,783 --> 00:35:58,867 ♪