1 00:00:01,285 --> 00:00:04,955 Don't all true crime podcasters wish they were on the case from the start? 2 00:00:04,955 --> 00:00:06,415 - ‐ Found someone dead. - What? 3 00:00:06,415 --> 00:00:09,084 - They offed themselves. - It's that guy from the elevator! 4 00:00:09,084 --> 00:00:11,170 ‐ Tim Kono. With a K. 5 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:13,130 What kinda guy kills himself an hour after being 6 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:15,466 desperate to get his hands on this? 7 00:00:15,466 --> 00:00:18,552 Now, the only thing that matters is that there's a killer on the loose, 8 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,928 and he could be living in our building. 9 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,806 My father was a Charles. I'm a junior. 10 00:00:22,806 --> 00:00:24,933 ‐ Are you? ‐ I'm Brazzos. 11 00:00:24,933 --> 00:00:27,936 Me and my Hardy Boys, we would get into solving mysteries 12 00:00:27,936 --> 00:00:30,522 - around the complex. - And your Hardy Boys, 13 00:00:30,522 --> 00:00:32,900 where are they now? 14 00:00:44,203 --> 00:00:47,080 ‐ Looks like you arrested the wrong guy, Detective. 15 00:00:47,706 --> 00:00:50,375 ‐ Spare me the innocent act, Zeus. 16 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,085 I got you dead‐to‐rights. 17 00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:55,130 ‐ And I got 20 eyewitnesses who say 18 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:57,925 I was at my niece's baptism last night. 19 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,761 It was a beautiful service. 20 00:01:02,304 --> 00:01:04,765 Only wish my mother was alive to see it. 21 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:08,143 ‐ Your lies might fool some people, Zeus, but not me. 22 00:01:09,228 --> 00:01:11,647 I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV. 23 00:01:11,647 --> 00:01:13,482 I'm not Kojak. 24 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:14,983 I'm not Tubbs. 25 00:01:16,151 --> 00:01:17,986 I'm Brazzos. 26 00:01:22,199 --> 00:01:25,911 This sends the investigation into a whole new direction. 27 00:01:26,495 --> 00:01:29,164 By the way, I'm not calling you Zeus anymore. 28 00:01:29,164 --> 00:01:32,167 That's your street name. 29 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:35,796 I don't call anyone by their street name. I call you by your real name... 30 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:40,509 Mario Furstenberg. 31 00:01:41,385 --> 00:01:43,679 Oh, you think you're so special because you had a rough dad. 32 00:01:44,555 --> 00:01:47,558 Let me tell you a little bit about my dad. 33 00:01:48,892 --> 00:01:51,311 It was the most constant refrain 34 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,647 of my childhood. How much I was like him. 35 00:01:54,898 --> 00:01:56,608 "You're the spitting image of your father." 36 00:01:56,608 --> 00:01:58,110 And I was. 37 00:01:58,735 --> 00:02:01,780 We were both right‐handed, but we used scissors with our left hand. 38 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:04,032 We could both pick up any instrument, 39 00:02:04,032 --> 00:02:05,909 just play it by ear. 40 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:10,497 But ask us to do basic algebra? 41 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:11,707 Forget about it. 42 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:16,837 But you know, people meant it as a compliment 43 00:02:17,588 --> 00:02:19,882 when they said I was like my father. 44 00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:22,801 But he was awful to my mother. 45 00:02:22,801 --> 00:02:25,512 He liked to make her feel small. ‐ The fuck? 46 00:02:26,388 --> 00:02:28,265 ‐ Make her feel silly. 47 00:02:28,265 --> 00:02:29,683 Make her unsu‐‐ 48 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,699 Every person is a mystery, 49 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:29,660 but to care about a murder mystery, 50 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:32,162 you need to care about the person who was murdered. 51 00:03:32,162 --> 00:03:34,331 Who is Tim Kono? 52 00:03:34,331 --> 00:03:38,127 We know he lived on the ninth floor of the Arconia in New York City. 53 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:40,879 We know he had a mailbox. 54 00:03:40,879 --> 00:03:43,423 We know he got manicures, or perhaps he just had 55 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,467 naturally pleasing nail beds. 56 00:03:45,467 --> 00:03:48,303 This is terrible. ‐ Oh, I know. I literally feel myself 57 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:49,972 aging when I listen to you. 58 00:03:49,972 --> 00:03:52,182 ‐ It's your writing! I mean, you don't know anything about the guy, 59 00:03:52,182 --> 00:03:53,433 so you're just saying the obvious. 60 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,269 It's so hot in here. 61 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:57,062 "He was some sort of mixed Asian, 62 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,523 "Japanese, Korean, or Chinese, 63 00:03:59,523 --> 00:04:01,900 maybe Indonesian?" ‐ Look, I am trying to target 64 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,485 an entire continent here. 65 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,529 That's four billion potential listeners. 66 00:04:05,529 --> 00:04:07,114 Ah, you're welcome. ‐ So hot in here. 67 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,866 Do we have to do this in a closet? 68 00:04:08,866 --> 00:04:10,659 ‐ Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone. 69 00:04:10,659 --> 00:04:12,619 No, no. The acoustics are better. 70 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,121 And trust me, you need acoustics. 71 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,124 Give me one more read. Come on. And have lots of fun with it. 72 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,751 I'm about to pass out! 73 00:04:19,751 --> 00:04:21,795 Oh! How did you get here? 74 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,589 ‐ It was open. ‐ I don't lock my door. 75 00:04:23,589 --> 00:04:25,299 Never have. ‐ That's insane. 76 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,592 - ‐ Neighborly. - I mean, a murderer 77 00:04:26,592 --> 00:04:28,051 probably lives in the building, 78 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:30,179 but I guess old white guys are only afraid of 79 00:04:30,179 --> 00:04:32,055 colon cancer and societal change. 80 00:04:32,055 --> 00:04:33,056 Sad. 81 00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:36,185 ‐ A murderer doesn't probably live in the building. 82 00:04:36,185 --> 00:04:38,312 A murderer definitely lives in the building! 83 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,230 Lester checked all the security footage, 84 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:42,733 and no one unknown to him came in or out 85 00:04:42,733 --> 00:04:44,109 during the hours around Tim's murder. 86 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:46,111 ‐ Isn't that great? For the podcast? ‐ So, 87 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,237 Mabel, tell us. 88 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:51,033 Did you learn anything from the online world of Tim Kono? 89 00:04:51,742 --> 00:04:54,745 ‐ He didn't post much in his online world. 90 00:04:54,745 --> 00:04:57,498 He seems to have had a really sad, quiet life. 91 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:58,999 ‐ You checked all the websites? 92 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,418 ‐ Yep. All the websites. 93 00:05:01,418 --> 00:05:03,378 ‐ Well, we've exhausted the internet. 94 00:05:03,378 --> 00:05:04,838 Oh! Before I forget, 95 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,799 we should keep all our evidence in one place, 96 00:05:06,799 --> 00:05:08,801 so I should probably hang onto that engagement ring. 97 00:05:08,801 --> 00:05:10,219 ‐ Why do you get to hang onto it? 98 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,388 Don't you trust me, Brazzos? 99 00:05:13,388 --> 00:05:15,682 ‐ It's our biggest clue. We lose that, we've got nothing. 100 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,560 ‐ It's at my apartment. I'll give it to you later. 101 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,021 ‐ Okay, guys, I‐I need you two to hear me. 102 00:05:21,772 --> 00:05:24,149 Our podcast is never going to pop 103 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:27,319 until we know who is Tim Kono. 104 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:28,737 ‐ Who was Tim Kono. 105 00:05:29,404 --> 00:05:32,449 ‐ Yeah, well, I've already named the episode Who Is Tim Kono, 106 00:05:32,449 --> 00:05:34,243 so it's... ‐ Wait a minute! 107 00:05:34,243 --> 00:05:35,869 - When did we finish episode one? - Dude, 108 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,705 it's called a work in progress! 109 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,624 Look, every great episode two 110 00:05:40,624 --> 00:05:42,459 always makes you care deeply for the victim. 111 00:05:42,459 --> 00:05:44,628 Ah, that's true. I've fallen in love 112 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,797 with so many dead people. ‐ You either make them sympathetic 113 00:05:46,797 --> 00:05:49,091 or sexy or interesting, none of which 114 00:05:49,091 --> 00:05:50,843 I feel for Tim Kono, so. ‐ Look, 115 00:05:50,843 --> 00:05:53,637 someone in this building had to have known him. 116 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:55,013 We find that one person, 117 00:05:55,013 --> 00:05:56,890 - and all this cracks open. - Mm‐hmm. 118 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,308 Back off, Mabel. 119 00:05:58,809 --> 00:06:00,394 You can't disappear for 10 years, 120 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:04,106 and then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids. 121 00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:05,607 ‐ Oscar's getting out, Tim. 122 00:06:05,607 --> 00:06:08,527 You can make things right. You know what happened that night. 123 00:06:08,527 --> 00:06:09,695 You didn't even say anything. 124 00:06:09,695 --> 00:06:11,697 ‐ Look, if this is all you came back for... 125 00:06:12,656 --> 00:06:14,283 I don't want to think about back then. 126 00:06:15,117 --> 00:06:16,618 I'm a different person now. 127 00:06:17,286 --> 00:06:19,788 ‐ Jesus. We are different. 128 00:06:20,456 --> 00:06:22,416 And I don't need people like you in my life. 129 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,418 ‐ Fine. Good. So... 130 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:27,171 if you see me 'round the building, act like you don't know me 131 00:06:27,171 --> 00:06:30,090 because you don't. ‐ Happily. Fuck you. 132 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,220 What if Tim was a dick? 133 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,473 ‐ Hm. That's a definite angle. 134 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:41,477 I mean, I wouldn't want him to be dickier than Steve Carell in The Office. 135 00:06:41,477 --> 00:06:44,188 I‐I'd still care if Steve Carell in The Office got murdered. 136 00:06:44,813 --> 00:06:45,856 Or would I? 137 00:06:46,356 --> 00:06:47,983 Thinking, thinking, visualizing. 138 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,860 This is tough. ‐ We need to find someone who knew him. 139 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:52,029 ‐ Here's an idea. 140 00:06:52,029 --> 00:06:55,365 It's a long shot, but they're holding a memorial for Tim Kono 141 00:06:55,365 --> 00:06:57,868 in the lobby in 10 minutes. 142 00:06:58,327 --> 00:07:00,162 Maybe we learn something there. 143 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,168 ‐ God, she's good. 144 00:07:11,548 --> 00:07:13,884 Wow. Good turnout. 145 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:15,344 I don't know any of these people. 146 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:19,223 ‐ Oh my god, there's food! Fantastic! 147 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:20,599 ‐ No sneeze guard, no thank you. 148 00:07:20,599 --> 00:07:22,726 Might as well lick the fingers of every person in the building. 149 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:25,103 ‐ Teddy Dimas lives on six. 150 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:26,772 Owns Dimas' Delis. 151 00:07:26,772 --> 00:07:28,357 Great guy, great dips. 152 00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:30,609 Deaf son. Mm! 153 00:07:30,609 --> 00:07:31,944 Oh my god. Oh my god. 154 00:07:31,944 --> 00:07:34,321 Mm! You know, this is all I eat. 155 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:36,990 Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had 156 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,284 a regular entrée for years. 157 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,870 Granted, I've lost 14 pounds and a significant amount of hair, 158 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:42,996 but it's totally worth it. 159 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,915 ‐ I'm gonna go sit down. 160 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:48,752 ‐ Why the fuck is everyone standing? 161 00:07:48,752 --> 00:07:51,130 You see these chairs? What do you think they might be for? 162 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:53,215 Come on! Come on! 163 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:58,887 This won't take long unless you make it take long! 164 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,100 Now‐‐ ‐ Uh, Bunny, if I may. 165 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,434 ‐ Oh Jesus. 166 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:06,728 ‐ I'm Dr. Grover Stanley, and I'm sure 167 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,856 we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono. 168 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:09,982 If‐if you need to talk privately 169 00:08:09,982 --> 00:08:12,359 about Tim or whatever, 170 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:15,279 I live on six, and I take Venmo. 171 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:17,781 ‐ Ooh. A therapist is always a fun suspect. 172 00:08:17,781 --> 00:08:20,784 - Plus, he's desperate. Always good. - Due to 173 00:08:20,784 --> 00:08:23,328 the shocking nature of this incident, 174 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,831 I'm told we need to do this... 175 00:08:26,748 --> 00:08:29,668 for some bullshit insurance purposes. 176 00:08:30,127 --> 00:08:31,628 The family's in Japan, 177 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:33,630 where the body is already being flown, 178 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,592 so... um, does anybody have anything 179 00:08:36,592 --> 00:08:38,343 they would like to share 180 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,095 about Tim Kono? 181 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:41,930 ‐ Here we go. 182 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:44,433 Time for the killer to make himself known. 183 00:08:45,142 --> 00:08:46,810 That was from my show. 184 00:08:48,604 --> 00:08:51,190 A lovely memory? 185 00:08:51,815 --> 00:08:53,233 A kindness? 186 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,237 Anyone? 187 00:08:57,863 --> 00:08:58,989 Yes. ‐ Does this mean 188 00:08:58,989 --> 00:09:00,741 we get to use our fireplaces again? 189 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,202 ‐ Yeah, he was the guy with bad asthma, right? 190 00:09:03,202 --> 00:09:05,704 Since he's dead, we should be able to use them now. 191 00:09:05,704 --> 00:09:08,499 ‐ We can talk fireplaces at our next board meeting. 192 00:09:08,499 --> 00:09:11,335 ‐ Wait, Tim was the reason we couldn't use our fireplaces? 193 00:09:11,335 --> 00:09:14,046 - I hated that guy. - He ruined Christmas! 194 00:09:14,046 --> 00:09:15,923 ‐ He once yelled at me. He once yelled at me 195 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,841 - for smoking outside! - Look, 196 00:09:17,841 --> 00:09:20,803 nobody liked him, but can we all just be grateful he's gone? 197 00:09:20,803 --> 00:09:23,514 Say something nice and move on! Shit. 198 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:25,599 ‐ Uh, excuse me. 199 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,185 That apartment is mine, hm? 200 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:30,479 I lived next to that miserable man 201 00:09:30,479 --> 00:09:32,981 for eight years, and I need those extra rooms. 202 00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:36,485 ‐ Well, yes, Ms. Idoko. We have you down on the waiting list‐‐ 203 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:39,279 ‐ Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! There is no waiting list. 204 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,281 The apartment is mine. 205 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,326 ‐ Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate. 206 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,002 Excuse me? 207 00:09:54,002 --> 00:09:55,671 Were you close with Tim? 208 00:09:55,671 --> 00:09:57,464 ‐ And do you consent to being recorded? 209 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,841 Just say anything to agree. 210 00:09:58,841 --> 00:10:01,176 ‐ No, please. ‐ Thanks, perfect. 211 00:10:01,885 --> 00:10:03,303 Last night... 212 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:06,640 Sorry. Last night my cat, Evelyn, died. 213 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,559 I'm sorry, I can't‐‐ I don't like doing this. 214 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,645 ‐ Time, please. Thank you. We're gonna cut. 215 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,897 Um, I like the emotion. 216 00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:17,568 Keep that, but I kinda need you to enunciate better. 217 00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:20,237 Do you have anything? ‐ The crying is covering the dialogue. 218 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:23,407 ‐ Oh, that's a good‐‐ that's a good note. Okay. So, try it again, 219 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:25,534 and it's kind of, in a weird way, 220 00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:27,703 an upbeat story. So just, when you're ready, 221 00:10:27,703 --> 00:10:29,746 and... action. 222 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,832 ‐ My cat, 223 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,834 my beautiful Evelyn... 224 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,170 she died last night. 225 00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:38,964 ‐ Your cat? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 226 00:10:38,964 --> 00:10:40,424 Howard? 227 00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:41,884 Did you say Evelyn died? 228 00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:43,886 ‐ Yes. Last night. 229 00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:45,721 ‐ Oh... 230 00:10:45,721 --> 00:10:47,097 ‐ What's wrong, Howard? 231 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:49,141 ‐ Evelyn died. The sweet blond tabby 232 00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:52,019 who used to come visiting through all the window boxes. 233 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,731 Evelyn? Oh no! She died? 234 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:58,233 ‐ Yes! Evelyn is dead! 235 00:11:00,235 --> 00:11:03,280 ‐ Yeah, I'm sure we're all grieving the death of our dear Evelyn, 236 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,781 and just a quick reminder. 237 00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:06,909 I live on six and Venmo. 238 00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:10,496 ‐ Maybe we should make a podcast about Evelyn. 239 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:18,045 ‐ Dips for dinner. 240 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,841 ‐ So, our victim is less likable than a dead cat. 241 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:25,219 ‐ Hey, you know what? I think we should talk to Ursula. 242 00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:27,721 ‐ The sea witch? ‐ No, no, no. The building manager. 243 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,390 If anyone has information on Tim, she does. 244 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,892 ‐ Oliver? 245 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,478 Can I speak with you? ‐ Of course, Bun Bun. 246 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:39,358 First of all, let me say, you look fantastic. 247 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,235 You gotta give me the name of your guy. 248 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:43,028 You look like a damn kid. 249 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:46,031 ‐ Mm. Your building fees are eight months past due. 250 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:48,408 This is your final notice before the board will be forced 251 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,537 to take drastic actions. ‐ I‐‐ B‐Bunny, w‐we're friends, 252 00:11:51,537 --> 00:11:54,206 and‐‐ ‐ That's why I'm using a friendly tone. 253 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:56,208 Don't fuck with me, OIiver. 254 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,961 ‐ Mm, I can't think of anything less pleasant. 255 00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:01,588 ‐ That makes two of us. 256 00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:08,428 ‐ I didn't cry that much when my mother died. 257 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,933 ‐ Is that true, or are you lying? 258 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,768 ‐ Why would I lie about something like that? 259 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,691 I don't know what I'm supposed to do right now... 260 00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:25,654 ‐ I'm totally migraining. You guys meet the sea witch without me. 261 00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:33,078 ‐ What did you say to her? ‐ Just making conversation. 262 00:12:33,495 --> 00:12:34,913 ‐ Mm. Not your thing. 263 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,208 Grab those, won't you? 264 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,920 And that tray, too. 265 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:18,332 Hi. 266 00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:21,043 I'm not sure why I'm doing this. 267 00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:24,505 Maybe it's because nobody gave a shit about Tim, 268 00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,424 and I want something on record in case... 269 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,017 Who is Tim Kono? 270 00:13:38,227 --> 00:13:39,770 Who was? 271 00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:55,327 I met him here, at the Arconia, when we were 10. 272 00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:00,165 I interrupted a game he had to play every day. 273 00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:01,750 ‐ I don't know you. 274 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,752 I know everyone who lives in this building. 275 00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:07,297 ‐ I don't live in this building. My aunt does. 276 00:14:07,297 --> 00:14:08,841 Salma Ramirez. 277 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,303 ‐ 12A. I like her. 278 00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:15,848 She gives out whole candy bars on Halloween. 279 00:14:15,848 --> 00:14:19,017 ‐ I live on Long Island where they give out loose cigarettes and lighters. 280 00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:22,187 ‐ Yeah. You look pretty poor. 281 00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:25,274 It's true Tim didn't get along with a lot of people. 282 00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:30,654 ‐ What are you drawing? ‐ The beach near my house. 283 00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:33,740 He was direct, but he never lied. 284 00:14:34,825 --> 00:14:36,535 ‐ It's not very good. 285 00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:38,370 Maybe that's why I liked him. 286 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,080 ‐ You reading that? 287 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,124 ‐ No. I'm too poor to read. 288 00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:47,671 It's about two brothers who solve crimes in Bayport, 289 00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:49,965 where I live. It's a whole series. 290 00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:53,302 They're cool, even though they're old. 291 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:57,556 We'd spend a few weeks together every summer and winter break 292 00:14:57,556 --> 00:15:00,017 when my aunt would let me stay with her, 293 00:15:00,017 --> 00:15:02,811 and I could pretend I lived in the Arconia. 294 00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:05,814 And we could be the Hardy Boys... 295 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:09,902 solving mysteries we'd make up around Tim's apartment. 296 00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:22,539 For years, it was just me and Tim. 297 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,586 Until we met Oscar and Zoe. 298 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,172 Oscar was the super's kid. 299 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:32,591 Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys 300 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:35,511 so we could "Hardy Boy" in any apartment we wanted 301 00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:38,013 when the owners were out of town. 302 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:40,641 Zoe's family had the whole 11th floor, 303 00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,935 - but that wasn't enough for her. - Yes! 304 00:15:42,935 --> 00:15:46,271 Full meds cabinet. We are camping here tonight, kids! 305 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:49,274 Zoe was the life of the party. ‐ Jackpot! 306 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,986 - Here, take this, baby. - But sometimes, 307 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,780 she took things too far. 308 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:57,241 It was fun, mostly. 309 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,202 Until the end. 310 00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:10,420 ‐ Okay, remember. Ursula always had a side hustle she's working, 311 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:13,715 so try not to sign up for any kind of subscription box, timeshare, 312 00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:15,467 or complimentary mammogram. 313 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,386 They're incredibly difficult to cancel. 314 00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:18,971 ‐ I thought her name was Aurora. 315 00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:22,349 ‐ How do you not know anyone? 316 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,685 So‐so‐so you put "Aurora" 317 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:26,770 on her envelope when you tip at Christmas? 318 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:28,730 - ‐ I don't tip. - ‐ What? 319 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,400 ‐ I think it's elitist. I send out autographed photos instead. 320 00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:34,653 ‐ Mm. Okay. 321 00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,864 You know what? I think you should stay upstairs. 322 00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:38,490 ‐ Why? ‐ Because I'm starting to think 323 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:41,285 that people like you less than Tim Kono. 324 00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:49,710 Ursula! My beloved. Even from here, 325 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,962 you smell like a field of lavender and French fries. 326 00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:54,548 ‐ My two favorite things. 327 00:16:54,548 --> 00:16:56,592 What brings your skinny ass down here? 328 00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:59,678 ‐ Well, I just, you know, I didn't see you at the memorial for Tim Kono, 329 00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:01,847 and I just thought I'd check in. 330 00:17:01,847 --> 00:17:04,391 It was such a tragedy. ‐ Is it? Really? 331 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,811 Dude didn't wanna be at the party anymore, so he left. 332 00:17:07,811 --> 00:17:10,814 Do you know how many complaints I got about him? 333 00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:15,611 ‐ Gee, I'd... I'd love to take a peek at those. 334 00:17:15,611 --> 00:17:17,237 ‐ Ursula! It's me, 335 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,656 Charles‐Haden Savage from 14. 336 00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,325 ‐ Is he with you? ‐ No. No, no. 337 00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:23,243 ‐ I am. I see you have my pho‐‐ 338 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,162 Oh... ‐ Yeah, it's a real favorite. 339 00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:26,538 Can't you tell? 340 00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:29,666 ‐ Look, the reason I don't tip is out of respect for you. 341 00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,919 ‐ Please, don't respect me so much, okay? 342 00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:33,712 Ursula, please, I‐I would love 343 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:36,924 to look at those complaints about Tim Kono. 344 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,926 Can't we work something out here? 345 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:42,596 ‐ Well, if you really want them... 346 00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:46,391 ‐ Gut Milk? 347 00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:48,101 ‐ It's a beverage and a business. 348 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,979 First case is 250. Buy two, and I'll throw in the file. 349 00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:52,397 Buy three, 350 00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:56,193 and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down. 351 00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:58,070 ‐ That seems steep. 352 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,739 ‐ Up to you. But after tomorrow, 353 00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:02,282 this... 354 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,451 and everything else about that guy, 355 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,577 goes away forever. 356 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:07,663 ‐ Why is that? ‐ What's tomorrow? 357 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,834 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 358 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,877 so we're gonna go down there and look around for clues 359 00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,921 before everything's gone. You wanna come? 360 00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:20,509 ‐ Do I wanna break into a dead guy's apartment and go through all his shit? 361 00:18:21,176 --> 00:18:22,386 Sounds like an afternoon. 362 00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:23,929 ‐ Oh! Do you have that engagement ring? 363 00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:26,557 ‐ Yeah. It's in my apartment. 364 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,103 ‐ Do you appeal to anybody? ‐ Not for years. 365 00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:36,441 This is it. 366 00:18:36,441 --> 00:18:38,652 Our one chance to get to know Tim Kono. 367 00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,988 ‐ Oh! That's a nice high drama line. 368 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:43,657 Okay, give me another. ‐ Why? What was the matter with that one? 369 00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:46,618 ‐ Nothing, it was perfect. It was just reeking of your years on CBS. 370 00:18:47,411 --> 00:18:49,913 ‐ I brought Luminol and a blacklight in case we find‐‐ 371 00:18:49,913 --> 00:18:51,582 Oh, blood! There's blood! 372 00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:53,292 Shh! Don't yell blood! 373 00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:55,794 Is it his blood? Is it my blood? 374 00:18:55,794 --> 00:18:57,504 Are my feet bleeding through my shoes? 375 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,923 That's just your brain leaking out through your foot. Here. 376 00:18:59,923 --> 00:19:01,884 Put on these booties. It'll keep you from slipping. 377 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:05,512 And remember, keep your eyes peeled. 378 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,514 Anything can be a clue. 379 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,016 Whoa. ‐ What? 380 00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:12,936 ‐ Uh, nothing. It's just strange to be in here. 381 00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:16,106 ‐ Oh, oh, keep your eyes out for a laptop or a cell phone. 382 00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:19,109 ‐ The cops probably took those. 383 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:21,528 ‐ Look at all these past due bills. 384 00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:24,990 Didn't the cop say that Tim was having money problems? 385 00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,492 Past due rent. 386 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,869 Utilities. 387 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,039 He's even behind in his building fees, poor guy. 388 00:19:32,623 --> 00:19:35,250 People who don't pay their building fees are the worst. 389 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,752 It makes the rest of ours go up. 390 00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:38,962 Now, I really don't like this guy. 391 00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:40,547 ‐ I don't think it's... 392 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,591 a sin to be slow to write a check. 393 00:19:42,591 --> 00:19:44,051 I'm gonna check in here. 394 00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:47,221 ‐ Okay, well, no pictures of any girlfriend. 395 00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:49,264 ‐ No? That seems strange. 396 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:53,227 ‐ Sex toys! We got sex toys, people! 397 00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:56,772 Okay. Remember not to judge. Nothing‐‐ Nothing shameful about 398 00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:57,898 deviant sexual pursuits. 399 00:19:58,649 --> 00:19:59,650 Ooh! 400 00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,151 Ah... 401 00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:02,611 Ew. 402 00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:05,572 Looks like Mr. Vanilla took a turn down Rocky Road, 403 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,990 if you know what I mean. 404 00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:09,493 ‐ I don't think you know what you mean. 405 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:12,412 Goodbye snoozing, hello cruising. 406 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,581 You know, we could get DNA evidence off these. 407 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,084 I just say bag 'em up and maybe take a Z‐Pak. 408 00:20:23,382 --> 00:20:25,092 Hey, lady! 409 00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:28,512 You look hot. 410 00:20:28,512 --> 00:20:30,097 ‐ I hate New Year's Eve. 411 00:20:30,097 --> 00:20:32,015 It means that winter break's over. 412 00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:33,976 ‐ Yeah, and you gotta back to shitty Long Island 413 00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:36,395 to get finger‐fucked by your cousins. 414 00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:41,066 ‐ You're so gross. ‐ Oh, you know you love me. 415 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,317 ‐ Hey, where'd you get that? 416 00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,655 ‐ Found it. ‐ Hey, guys, how we, uh, 417 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:48,365 feeling about this tie? I... 418 00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:50,826 Damn, girl. 419 00:20:52,661 --> 00:20:54,371 What? I‐I already told you. 420 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:57,624 You‐you look good, too, babe. 421 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,001 ‐ Don't even. 422 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,254 Hey, guys, if it's dark on the roof, 423 00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:03,839 nobody's gonna see how good we look. 424 00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:06,133 ‐ Hm, nice slick hair, Tim. 425 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,927 - ‐ Kono. Get a picture. - Yes! This one's mine. 426 00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:13,640 - Hurry! - Come on. Here we go. 427 00:21:25,611 --> 00:21:27,488 ‐ Goddammit! You're a goddamn asshole! ‐ What the hell are you doing? 428 00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:28,822 ‐ What the fuck was that!? 429 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:30,657 No, that's, like, textbook cheating! 430 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,242 What the fuck! 431 00:21:45,631 --> 00:21:47,424 ‐ I saw someone fighting with her. 432 00:21:47,424 --> 00:21:50,052 ‐ You saw Oscar? ‐ No. Someone else. 433 00:21:54,097 --> 00:21:56,600 - Bingo! - Paw prints! Check this out! 434 00:21:58,602 --> 00:22:00,103 Bloody cat prints. 435 00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:02,856 ‐ Th‐that dead cat. W‐what was her name? Ethel? 436 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:05,275 - ‐ Evelyn. - This... 437 00:22:05,275 --> 00:22:07,402 This doesn't make sense. ‐ Oh no, no, no. A lot of people 438 00:22:07,402 --> 00:22:10,656 name their pets human names. I had a parakeet named Bruce. 439 00:22:10,656 --> 00:22:13,367 It was a female, but she had a very masculine energy. 440 00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:14,493 ‐ No. 441 00:22:14,493 --> 00:22:17,621 The cat was here after Tim died. 442 00:22:17,621 --> 00:22:20,749 ‐ And the cat died that night, too. 443 00:22:20,749 --> 00:22:23,335 ‐ Howard. Was that Evelyn's owner's name? 444 00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:25,129 ‐ Right. 445 00:22:25,629 --> 00:22:28,632 ‐ I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 446 00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:30,759 That was from my show! 447 00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:36,056 ‐ Okay... ‐ What's that? 448 00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:38,308 ‐ It's a beverage and a business. 449 00:22:38,308 --> 00:22:39,935 All in all, not such a bad day. 450 00:22:39,935 --> 00:22:41,854 ‐ And we got a list of potential suspects 451 00:22:41,854 --> 00:22:44,439 in the folder that the basement photo lady gave us. 452 00:22:44,439 --> 00:22:46,483 - Ursula! - Ursula. Yeah. 453 00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:49,820 ‐ You know, I think we have enough to paint a pretty clear picture of Tim Kono. 454 00:22:50,362 --> 00:22:51,989 Yeah, sure. He was broke. 455 00:22:51,989 --> 00:22:54,408 ‐ He liked dangerous sex. ‐ Asthmatic. No one liked him‐‐ 456 00:22:54,408 --> 00:22:55,909 ‐ Can we not? 457 00:22:56,618 --> 00:23:00,080 I don't think being unlikable means he deserved to die. 458 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,541 ‐ Well, no, no. I think w‐w‐what Charles is saying is, 459 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:05,294 for the podcast, we're still looking for a way to care. 460 00:23:05,294 --> 00:23:07,045 ‐ He was alone. 461 00:23:07,045 --> 00:23:09,047 Isn't that enough to make us care? 462 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,593 You of all people should know how fucking sad that is. 463 00:23:12,593 --> 00:23:14,219 ‐ Look, I didn't mean to‐‐ 464 00:23:14,219 --> 00:23:16,221 ‐ His blood is still on your shoes. 465 00:23:19,057 --> 00:23:21,351 ‐ You're right. We should be more respectful. 466 00:23:21,351 --> 00:23:24,688 Tim Kono was a person. He was a neighbor. 467 00:23:24,688 --> 00:23:25,898 Maybe a man in love. 468 00:23:25,898 --> 00:23:28,400 It's easy to lose sight‐‐ ‐ What episode is this from? 469 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:32,696 Can I just stream it later and spare myself? 470 00:23:34,239 --> 00:23:36,533 That speech you gave me about your dad? 471 00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:39,036 I saw that bullshit on YouTube this morning. 472 00:23:39,036 --> 00:23:40,746 ‐ Whoa... W‐w‐wait‐‐ 473 00:23:40,746 --> 00:23:43,665 ‐ I am so lost here. Can someone please fill me in? 474 00:23:43,665 --> 00:23:45,334 Unless it's boring, and then don't. 475 00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:46,502 ‐ I wrote that speech. 476 00:23:46,502 --> 00:23:48,378 It was the one thing they let me write 477 00:23:48,378 --> 00:23:52,007 - for the show, and every word is true. - You just... 478 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:55,344 said it verbatim? ‐ Maybe. 479 00:23:56,261 --> 00:23:57,805 - Is that weird? - Hm... 480 00:23:59,097 --> 00:24:01,016 ‐ I can't tell if you're acting or not. 481 00:24:01,016 --> 00:24:02,226 ‐ Oh! 482 00:24:02,226 --> 00:24:04,019 Believe me, when he's acting, you can tell. 483 00:24:04,686 --> 00:24:06,271 But you know what, chums? 484 00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:08,232 Whenever I direct a new show, 485 00:24:08,232 --> 00:24:11,235 the hardest part is getting the actors to trust each other. 486 00:24:12,194 --> 00:24:13,821 And you know what? 487 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:15,697 That's what we're doing here. 488 00:24:15,697 --> 00:24:17,533 We're starting a new show. 489 00:24:18,283 --> 00:24:20,994 ‐ We should promise not to lie and just trust each other. 490 00:24:20,994 --> 00:24:22,454 I can do that. ‐ Me, too. 491 00:24:24,581 --> 00:24:27,459 ‐ Yeah, okay. ‐ Fabulous. Now, you know what? 492 00:24:27,459 --> 00:24:30,921 How about we all try a new trust exercise? 493 00:24:30,921 --> 00:24:33,173 ‐ No. ‐ No fucking way. Bye. 494 00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:35,050 ‐ I'll see you tomorrow! 495 00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:39,721 ‐ Uh, so I don't trust her at all. 496 00:24:42,266 --> 00:24:43,767 She's shifty. 497 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:55,654 Tim, they're sending away Oscar! 498 00:24:55,654 --> 00:24:57,739 You said you saw someone with Zoe! 499 00:24:57,739 --> 00:24:59,158 You have to tell them! 500 00:24:59,158 --> 00:25:01,493 ‐ I don't know what you're talking about. ‐ Tim! 501 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:10,210 ‐ Aren't you a little old to still be playing Hardy Boys? 502 00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:14,089 ‐ Why did this happen to you? 503 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,718 ‐ Why are you hanging out with a couple of old weirdos? 504 00:25:17,718 --> 00:25:20,804 ‐ They're trying to help me find someone who cared about you. 505 00:25:22,139 --> 00:25:24,141 ‐ Good luck with that. 506 00:25:30,189 --> 00:25:31,690 ‐ Tim... 507 00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:35,194 Who was the ring for? 508 00:25:36,195 --> 00:25:39,198 ‐ You wondering if I ever found someone to love me? 509 00:25:40,115 --> 00:25:42,618 ‐ I'm just trying to figure out who you were. 510 00:25:43,952 --> 00:25:45,954 If you were a good guy or not. 511 00:25:46,789 --> 00:25:48,707 Should I even be sad that you're dead? 512 00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:51,210 ‐ Ouch. That hurts. 513 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,421 Almost as bad as this. 514 00:25:59,009 --> 00:26:02,012 ‐ Why didn't you tell the cops what you saw that night? 515 00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:06,809 And does this have anything to do with what happened back then? 516 00:26:10,062 --> 00:26:12,856 I always enjoyed watching you figure things out. 517 00:27:00,404 --> 00:27:02,906 ‐ What the fuck? 518 00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:16,044 Tim was the kind of guy that always made 519 00:27:16,044 --> 00:27:18,046 the sensible choice. 520 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:23,010 That's why none of this makes sense. 521 00:27:24,136 --> 00:27:27,264 Which brings us right back to where we started. 522 00:27:27,264 --> 00:27:29,266 Who is Tim Kono? 523 00:27:30,309 --> 00:27:33,061 He liked running around the courtyard fountain. 524 00:27:33,604 --> 00:27:36,273 He was observant and robotic, 525 00:27:36,273 --> 00:27:39,276 but also kind if you looked at him the right way. 526 00:27:41,069 --> 00:27:43,238 He never lied. 527 00:27:43,238 --> 00:27:44,531 Except once. 528 00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:53,207 Who was Tim Kono? 529 00:28:04,676 --> 00:28:06,428 I'm gonna fucking find out.