1
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<i>We need to find someone who knew him.</i>

2
00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:06,665
<i>‐ They're holding a memorial for
Tim Kono in the lobby in 10 minutes.</i>

3
00:00:06,665 --> 00:00:09,209
<i>‐ I'm sure we're all grieving
the loss of Tim Kono.</i>

4
00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,170
<i>‐ Ooh, a therapist is
always a fun suspect.</i>

5
00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:14,298
<i>‐ I lived next to that miserable
man for eight years,</i>

6
00:00:14,298 --> 00:00:15,966
<i>and I need those extra rooms.</i>

7
00:00:15,966 --> 00:00:18,844
<i>‐ Wouldn't be the first New Yorker
to kill for good real estate.</i>

8
00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,471
<i>Were you close to Tim?</i>

9
00:00:20,471 --> 00:00:22,514
<i>‐ My cat. She died last night.</i>

10
00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:25,851
<i>‐ I really did not want this
to become a regular thing,</i>

11
00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,853
<i>but I am strapped.
‐ Dad.</i>

12
00:00:29,146 --> 00:00:31,398
<i>‐ Your building fees are
eight months past due.</i>

13
00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:32,691
<i>Don't fuck with me, Oliver.</i>

14
00:00:32,691 --> 00:00:34,526
<i>‐ I would love to look at those complaints</i>

15
00:00:34,526 --> 00:00:35,819
<i>about Tim Kono.</i>

16
00:00:35,819 --> 00:00:37,988
<i>‐ Buy two, and I'll throw in the file.
Buy three,</i>

17
00:00:37,988 --> 00:00:41,116
<i>and I'll fill you in on the stuff
that was too juicy to write down.</i>

18
00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:43,660
<i>‐ You can't disappear
for 10 years, then show up</i>

19
00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:46,079
<i>and start dragging up a bunch
of shit from when we were kids.</i>

20
00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,457
<i>‐ Oscar's getting out, Tim.
You can make things right.</i>

21
00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:49,666
<i>You know what happened that night.</i>

22
00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:52,085
<i>‐ They're cleaning out
Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow,</i>

23
00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:54,797
<i>so we're gonna look around
for clues before everything's gone.</i>

24
00:00:54,797 --> 00:00:57,549
<i>Bloody cat prints!
‐ My beautiful Evelyn.</i>

25
00:00:57,549 --> 00:00:59,676
<i>‐ The cat was here after Tim died.</i>

26
00:00:59,676 --> 00:01:02,721
<i>I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.</i>

27
00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:25,410
<i>‐ This is Splash! The Musical.</i>

28
00:01:25,410 --> 00:01:27,496
<i>Not squirt. Not tinkle.</i>

29
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<i>- Splash!
- Oliver,</i>

30
00:01:30,165 --> 00:01:32,167
<i>you said this was a social dinner.</i>

31
00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,919
<i>‐ Well, it's a good thing dinner's over</i>

32
00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:37,339
<i>because I have this
new idea for the set.</i>

33
00:01:37,339 --> 00:01:39,925
<i>‐ We already built a set.
‐ Y‐you're four mill over budget.</i>

34
00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:43,345
<i>‐ No, no, no, no. W‐w‐we need
a set that no one has seen.</i>

35
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<i>A pier high above the stage.</i>

36
00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,269
<i>A pool built directly into the floor.</i>

37
00:01:50,269 --> 00:01:52,146
<i>‐ A pool?
‐ Yeah, picture it.</i>

38
00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:55,107
<i>You're dancing,
kickin' up water like Singin' In The Rain.</i>

39
00:01:56,024 --> 00:01:57,734
<i>Then,</i>

40
00:01:57,734 --> 00:01:59,611
<i>you lower the floor...</i>

41
00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:03,699
<i>And you can dive down! Splash!</i>

42
00:02:04,199 --> 00:02:07,536
<i>And do some fantastic synchronized
swimming choreography.</i>

43
00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:09,079
<i>‐ This seems insane.</i>

44
00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:12,082
<i>Right, Teddy?
‐ When isn't it?</i>

45
00:02:12,082 --> 00:02:13,167
<i>Teddy...</i>

46
00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,836
<i>look at Roberta, please.</i>

47
00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,046
<i>‐ Hello, Roberta.</i>

48
00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:21,049
<i>‐ Hi, Teddy.
‐ Now...</i>

49
00:02:21,049 --> 00:02:23,802
<i>...picture me at 28.</i>

50
00:02:23,802 --> 00:02:26,430
<i>The opening night of
my first Off‐Broadway show.</i>

51
00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:28,682
<i>Way off. Off, off, off, off, off.</i>

52
00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:32,394
<i>And I look across the room,
and I see this beautiful woman,</i>

53
00:02:32,394 --> 00:02:35,314
<i>totally out of my league.</i>

54
00:02:35,314 --> 00:02:37,983
<i>And I figure, if I've got a shot,</i>

55
00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:39,985
<i>I gotta go all in.</i>

56
00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,323
<i>So I slowly saunter over, and I say,</i>

57
00:02:44,323 --> 00:02:46,533
<i>"Oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam,</i>

58
00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,536
<i>and I would like to take you
to dinner right now."</i>

59
00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,497
<i>And she smiles and says,</i>

60
00:02:51,497 --> 00:02:52,748
<i>"Fat chance."
‐ "Hell no."</i>

61
00:02:53,457 --> 00:02:56,168
<i>‐ And then I said, "How about a snack?"</i>

62
00:02:56,168 --> 00:02:58,420
<i>‐ Who says no to a snack?</i>

63
00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:01,131
<i>‐ So we go to the Shining Star Diner
across the street,</i>

64
00:03:01,131 --> 00:03:04,384
<i>and I tell her that I will, some day,</i>

65
00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:07,971
<i>direct every big Broadway show,</i>

66
00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:11,016
<i>and, some day, I'm going to marry her.</i>

67
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,894
<i>And she laughs and says,</i>

68
00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,895
<i>"Sure you will."
‐ "Hell no!"</i>

69
00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,023
<i>‐ And then I point over here
to the Arconia, and I say,</i>

70
00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:21,568
<i>"And, some day,
I'm gonna live in that place."</i>

71
00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,070
<i>And Roberta says...</i>

72
00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,405
<i>‐ "Now, you're talking."</i>

73
00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,699
<i>Teddy,</i>

74
00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:31,495
<i>look who married way out of his league
and lives four floors above you.</i>

75
00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:35,207
<i>All that we have done together.</i>

76
00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:37,209
<i>This is our big one.</i>

77
00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:41,380
<i>You gotta dive all in with me.</i>

78
00:03:45,217 --> 00:03:46,969
<i>‐  Oliver...</i>

79
00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:52,141
<i>I do like the pool.</i>

80
00:03:52,141 --> 00:03:54,101
<i>‐ Ha!</i>

81
00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:57,104
<i>Let me top you off.
‐ Fine, but just a splash.</i>

82
00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:01,191
<i>‐ Let's all make a fuckin' splash,</i>

83
00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:03,318
<i>shall we?</i>

84
00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,388
<i>How well do you know your neighbors?</i>

85
00:05:13,388 --> 00:05:15,599
<i>You see many of them every day,</i>

86
00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:18,977
<i>but have you ever wondered,
could they harm me?</i>

87
00:05:18,977 --> 00:05:21,146
<i>Or even kill?</i>

88
00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:24,858
<i>Tim Kono was murdered
by someone in this building,</i>

89
00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,568
<i>which means‐‐
‐ Okay, I'm sorry. Cut.</i>

90
00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:27,444
<i>‐ What's the matter?</i>

91
00:05:27,986 --> 00:05:29,947
<i>‐ You are scoring a murder mystery,</i>

92
00:05:29,947 --> 00:05:32,074
<i>not DJing a hobbit's wedding.</i>

93
00:05:32,074 --> 00:05:35,119
<i>‐ The concertina can be very haunting.
It transports.</i>

94
00:05:35,119 --> 00:05:38,413
<i>‐ Yeah well, it transports me
back to 1800s Ireland.</i>

95
00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:40,415
<i>I feel like I'm in the middle
of the Potato Famine.</i>

96
00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:44,878
<i>Don't I get a say after I invested
in all this lovely equipment?</i>

97
00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,505
<i>‐ I'm not paying for any
of this, by the way.</i>

98
00:05:46,505 --> 00:05:48,298
<i>‐ Of course not!</i>

99
00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:51,885
<i>I wasn't gonna ask you to chip in,
even though it is... our podcast.</i>

100
00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,138
<i>‐ Let's see if Mabel's free.
I'll call her.</i>

101
00:05:55,347 --> 00:05:56,473
<i>Or should I text?</i>

102
00:06:00,018 --> 00:06:02,187
<i>‐ Calls bother them for some reason.</i>

103
00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,523
<i>‐ Yeah. I think it's a text.</i>

104
00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:09,945
<i>What sounds more casual?</i>

105
00:06:09,945 --> 00:06:11,989
<i>"Dear Mabel" or "Greetings, Mabel"?</i>

106
00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,409
<i>‐ Hey.</i>

107
00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:17,786
<i>Ooh, our last Gut Milk shipment.</i>

108
00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:19,872
<i>‐ Your next Gut Milk shipment.</i>

109
00:06:19,872 --> 00:06:21,248
<i>Plus,</i>

110
00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:24,501
<i>I wrote down everything I could
about that shit ball Tim Kono.</i>

111
00:06:24,501 --> 00:06:26,336
<i>May he rest in peace. But,</i>

112
00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:29,381
<i>if anybody catches you with this...
‐ I will burn it</i>

113
00:06:29,381 --> 00:06:31,800
<i>and snort the ashes like it's 1982.</i>

114
00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:35,179
<i>- Don't you worry.
- ‐  Oh, and this is from Bunny.</i>

115
00:06:37,473 --> 00:06:40,309
<i>‐ "If you do not pay
within the next 24 hours,</i>

116
00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:43,228
<i>your water and power will be shut off."
She said I had two weeks!</i>

117
00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:44,897
<i>‐ She wants your ass out, baby.</i>

118
00:06:44,897 --> 00:06:46,899
<i>Gotta give Bunny her money!</i>

119
00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:57,159
<i>‐ Hey! I figured out the perfect
greeting for the text!</i>

120
00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,444
<i>‐ And these are...
‐ Candid photos I took of our neighbors,</i>

121
00:07:32,444 --> 00:07:35,739
<i>matched with official complaints
we got from Ursula.</i>

122
00:07:35,739 --> 00:07:38,575
<i>‐ Cool, but why are they all selfies?</i>

123
00:07:38,575 --> 00:07:40,369
<i>‐ So I don't draw suspicion.</i>

124
00:07:40,369 --> 00:07:43,956
<i>‐ I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So‐so you think that Sting,</i>

125
00:07:43,956 --> 00:07:46,750
<i>musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono?</i>

126
00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,877
<i>‐ I'm just a fan.
He lives in the building,</i>

127
00:07:48,877 --> 00:07:51,213
<i>and I always wanted
a picture with him. You know.</i>

128
00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:54,174
<i>I'll move it over here.
I could get him to sign it later.</i>

129
00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,094
<i>‐ How do we even start with these?
‐ Well...</i>

130
00:07:57,094 --> 00:07:59,138
<i>how do you sculpt an elephant?</i>

131
00:07:59,138 --> 00:08:00,722
<i>You start with a block of marble,</i>

132
00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:04,476
<i>and you chip away
everything that isn't elephant.</i>

133
00:08:04,476 --> 00:08:05,811
<i>We do the same thing.</i>

134
00:08:05,811 --> 00:08:08,230
<i>We eliminate everyone who isn't a killer,</i>

135
00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,440
<i>until we're left with the person who is.</i>

136
00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,861
<i>‐ Intriguing, and yet totally backwards.</i>

137
00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,445
<i>When you cast a show, you don't say,</i>

138
00:08:15,445 --> 00:08:17,948
<i>"I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt‐type."</i>

139
00:08:17,948 --> 00:08:19,575
<i>You say who you are looking for.</i>

140
00:08:19,575 --> 00:08:22,703
<i>‐ Alright. I am looking for a guy</i>

141
00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,038
<i>I saw going up the stairs</i>

142
00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,623
<i>in a tie‐dyed hoodie</i>

143
00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:29,251
<i>the night of the fire alarm when Tim died.</i>

144
00:08:30,586 --> 00:08:34,047
<i>And I'm looking for the mysterious...</i>

145
00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,591
<i>Tim's fiancée.</i>

146
00:08:35,591 --> 00:08:37,968
<i>‐ What if tie‐dye guy is the fiancée?</i>

147
00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:39,219
<i>‐ Guys, guys, guys.</i>

148
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,638
<i>We need one lead.</i>

149
00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:43,140
<i>One lead.</i>

150
00:08:46,185 --> 00:08:47,227
<i>Stop!</i>

151
00:08:49,646 --> 00:08:51,064
<i>I know how to do this.</i>

152
00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:59,072
<i>Congrats!</i>

153
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,784
<i>On making it this far.</i>

154
00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:04,620
<i>You should all feel very proud indeed.</i>

155
00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,831
<i>But as you know, there can only be one</i>

156
00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:10,209
<i>Tim Kono's murderer.</i>

157
00:09:10,209 --> 00:09:12,085
<i>I'm looking for motive.</i>

158
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,129
<i>I'm looking for means.</i>

159
00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,131
<i>But most of all...</i>

160
00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,384
<i>I'm looking for moxie.</i>

161
00:09:20,552 --> 00:09:21,804
<i>Ah!</i>

162
00:09:21,804 --> 00:09:23,764
<i>The needy therapist.</i>

163
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,767
<i>‐ I did it. I'm a bad therapist.</i>

164
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:30,521
<i>‐ Okay, you know what?
I can't with the neediness.</i>

165
00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:32,481
<i>Step to the back line, please. Quickly.</i>

166
00:09:37,361 --> 00:09:38,862
<i>Okay, ye‐‐ Ladies,</i>

167
00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:41,198
<i>I‐I don't have a clue
what's happening here,</i>

168
00:09:41,198 --> 00:09:42,658
<i>but none of it's interesting.</i>

169
00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:45,953
<i>Ah!</i>

170
00:09:46,537 --> 00:09:49,540
<i>The murderous matriarch from next door.</i>

171
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,835
<i>‐ I did it.</i>

172
00:09:52,835 --> 00:09:54,336
<i>And I would do it again</i>

173
00:09:54,336 --> 00:09:56,380
<i>for the square footage</i>

174
00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,965
<i>and that view.</i>

175
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,925
<i>‐ The only view you're going to have</i>

176
00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:01,718
<i>is from the back line!</i>

177
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,723
<i>No one wants a murder podcast
about real estate!</i>

178
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,983
<i>People, you‐you can't look
like you want it too much.</i>

179
00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:19,403
<i>Big mistake.
Pay your bills!</i>

180
00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:30,789
<i>‐ Bunny, why are you singing?</i>

181
00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:32,916
<i>‐ Well, this is a musical, right?</i>

182
00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:35,627
<i>‐ Not with you in it. Back line!</i>

183
00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:41,216
<i>Ah...</i>

184
00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:44,261
<i>Evelyn's cat daddy.</i>

185
00:10:44,261 --> 00:10:47,347
<i>Oh, had a lot of complaints about Tim.</i>

186
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,391
<i>‐ Tim complained a lot about Evelyn.</i>

187
00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:51,643
<i>He said she gave him asthma attacks.</i>

188
00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,020
<i>He threatened to shoot her.</i>

189
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,105
<i>‐ Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun.</i>

190
00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,773
<i>‐ That's right.</i>

191
00:10:56,773 --> 00:10:58,901
<i>She had nine lives,</i>

192
00:10:58,901 --> 00:11:01,069
<i>but I cut his one short.</i>

193
00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:03,155
<i>‐ Cute.</i>

194
00:11:04,323 --> 00:11:06,950
<i>Stay put.
‐ Curiosity killed the cat,</i>

195
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:08,118
<i>but I killed Tim Kono‐‐</i>

196
00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:09,995
<i>‐ Okay, you wanna lose the gig?
Keep talking!</i>

197
00:11:11,789 --> 00:11:13,499
<i>Alright, everyone!</i>

198
00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:15,167
<i>With the exception of Howard Morris...</i>

199
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:20,464
<i>Back line.</i>

200
00:11:26,178 --> 00:11:28,639
<i>We have our lead.</i>

201
00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,641
<i>Howard Morris.</i>

202
00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:32,476
<i>Tim threatened to kill his cat,</i>

203
00:11:32,476 --> 00:11:34,645
<i>and he knew that Tim had a gun.</i>

204
00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:37,064
<i>‐ Plus, those paw prints in Tim's blood.</i>

205
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,233
<i>‐ Correct.
‐ So, what's our plan?</i>

206
00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:41,610
<i>‐ Well, it's an audition.
W‐w‐we meet with him,</i>

207
00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,529
<i>bring up Tim Kono, see what he does.</i>

208
00:11:43,529 --> 00:11:45,072
<i>‐ I'm sorry. The plan is</i>

209
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:48,242
<i>to meet with a murderer,
bring up a dangerous topic till he snaps,</i>

210
00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:51,495
<i>reaches under the sofa, pulls out
the murder weapon, and kills us all?</i>

211
00:11:51,495 --> 00:11:53,288
<i>‐ And we record him.</i>

212
00:11:53,288 --> 00:11:54,873
<i>For the podcast. Ha, ha!</i>

213
00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:57,668
<i>‐ No, no, no. I‐I can't...
Is that even legal?</i>

214
00:11:57,668 --> 00:11:59,253
<i>‐ Oh, that's a good point.</i>

215
00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:01,505
<i>We might have to tell him
he's being recorded.</i>

216
00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:04,091
<i>But subtly, of course,
'cause I don't think he'd like that.</i>

217
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,801
<i>‐ Can I keep this when we're done?</i>

218
00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:08,428
<i>‐ No, no. I have to return all this stuff
in 30 days to get our money back.</i>

219
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,348
<i>‐ No! We can't rush this.
Promise me we're not rushing this.</i>

220
00:12:12,057 --> 00:12:13,058
<i>‐ I'll see you later.</i>

221
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,105
<i>‐ Wait, you're not coming? W‐where are you
gonna be while we interview a murderer?</i>

222
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,108
<i>‐ Oh, just producer stuff.
Boring. Good luck.</i>

223
00:12:22,151 --> 00:12:24,194
<i>‐ What the shit was that?</i>

224
00:12:34,913 --> 00:12:36,415
<i>‐ Hey...</i>

225
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,041
<i>‐ Oliver.</i>

226
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:41,295
<i>‐ Teddy, my god.
You do not age!</i>

227
00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:43,964
<i>I need the name of your witch!</i>

228
00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:46,633
<i>‐ Oh god. What do you need?</i>

229
00:12:49,553 --> 00:12:51,054
<i>Come on in.</i>

230
00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:53,432
<i>‐ Now, we need to be careful.</i>

231
00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:59,313
<i>Howard could snap if he feels threatened.</i>

232
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:01,064
<i>‐ Okay, that's why I think</i>

233
00:13:01,064 --> 00:13:02,858
<i>we should just hit him with the charm.
‐ Good.</i>

234
00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:04,568
<i>Excellent, so I'll take the lead on this.</i>

235
00:13:04,568 --> 00:13:06,862
<i>‐ Excuse me?
‐ Well, I'm an actor.</i>

236
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:08,530
<i>I can turn on the charm.</i>

237
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:09,865
<i>‐ Is it on now?</i>

238
00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:12,326
<i>‐  It's warming up.</i>

239
00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:16,371
<i>‐ Hello...
‐ Hello. Lobby?</i>

240
00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:18,415
<i>‐ Yes, please.</i>

241
00:13:18,415 --> 00:13:20,334
<i>‐ Oh! I see you're a musician.</i>

242
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,085
<i>‐ Oh, good eye.</i>

243
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:24,755
<i>I'm actually first chair bassoon
in the City Symphony.</i>

244
00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:27,341
<i>‐ Mm. First chair, Mabel.
She's first chair.</i>

245
00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,343
<i>‐ I heard. I don't know what that means.</i>

246
00:13:30,803 --> 00:13:32,930
<i>‐ Wait a minute. Is that your bassoon</i>

247
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:34,973
<i>I hear playing through
the courtyard every night?</i>

248
00:13:34,973 --> 00:13:37,226
<i>‐ Oh, I'm sorry. I should close my window.</i>

249
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:40,687
<i>‐ No, it's lovely. I think of it
as the sound of the Arconia.</i>

250
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,856
<i>‐ Oh. That's really sweet.</i>

251
00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,693
<i>Um, the echoes help me hear my pitch,</i>

252
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,488
<i>and if I need to adjust my embouchure.</i>

253
00:13:49,488 --> 00:13:50,989
<i>‐ Mm. Of course.</i>

254
00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:53,242
<i>Mabel, the embouchure is...</i>

255
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:54,785
<i>is a mouth position.</i>

256
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:57,538
<i>‐ Rad.</i>

257
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,501
<i>‐ It was nice meeting you. I'm Jan.</i>

258
00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:04,294
<i>‐ I'm Charles.</i>

259
00:14:04,837 --> 00:14:06,672
<i>‐ Get some, Mr. Savage.</i>

260
00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:09,550
<i>‐ I will not.
‐ Not with that attitude.</i>

261
00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:11,301
<i>‐ Is my nose bleeding?</i>

262
00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:12,719
<i>‐ No. Well, let's go.</i>

263
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:16,265
<i>I'm gonna get Howard to talk. You just
make sure he knows he's being recorded.</i>

264
00:14:16,265 --> 00:14:19,184
<i>‐ Right, right. Testing! Testing!</i>

265
00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:22,104
<i>Some good memories, huh, Teddy?</i>

266
00:14:22,688 --> 00:14:24,898
<i>Makes me so happy seeing them up.</i>

267
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,442
<i>‐ It would be nice if I had
posters of the shows</i>

268
00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:28,902
<i>you talked me out of investing in.</i>

269
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:31,280
<i>Les Mis?
‐ Yeah, I know.</i>

270
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,907
<i>‐ "It's such a downer, Teddy,
and all over a loaf of bread?"</i>

271
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,909
<i>‐ Well, it was.
‐ Mamma Mia.</i>

272
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,828
<i>"I didn't like ABBA when they were ABBA."</i>

273
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:39,037
<i>‐ Yeah.
‐ Hamilton.</i>

274
00:14:39,037 --> 00:14:42,040
<i>‐ They picked the one
Founding Father with no pizazz.</i>

275
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,710
<i>- That was wrong...
- Look, Oliver,</i>

276
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:48,005
<i>I don't mean to rush.
Uh, you know my son, Theo.</i>

277
00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:49,548
<i>We have a thing we need to‐‐</i>

278
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,552
<i>‐ I‐I won't be long. I promise.</i>

279
00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,345
<i>Can you‐‐ Can you sign that to him?</i>

280
00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:01,894
<i>Thank you!</i>

281
00:15:02,394 --> 00:15:04,730
<i>So‐so Teddy, um...</i>

282
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,857
<i>I'm doing a podcast.</i>

283
00:15:06,857 --> 00:15:10,235
<i>A true crime podcast about a murder</i>

284
00:15:10,235 --> 00:15:12,738
<i>that took place in our own building.</i>

285
00:15:14,573 --> 00:15:16,700
<i>Raise your hand if you just got chills.</i>

286
00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:20,704
<i>But‐‐ And it isn't just the story
of a man's death.</i>

287
00:15:20,704 --> 00:15:23,373
<i>It is about our craving for truth.</i>

288
00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:25,793
<i>Our hunger for justice.</i>

289
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:29,213
<i>And that's why I think Dimas Delis
is the obvious sponsor.</i>

290
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:32,049
<i>‐ Hold on. You're really
asking me for money?</i>

291
00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,967
<i>‐ Well, I wouldn't, uh, put it like that.</i>

292
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,970
<i>I‐I'm just saying that you can advertise</i>

293
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,140
<i>for the very low cost of $32,000.</i>

294
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,018
<i>‐ Oliver! Motherfucking hell!
‐ Oh, come on, Teddy,</i>

295
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,187
<i>I know there's a part
of you that misses me,</i>

296
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:47,981
<i>and misses the magic we made.
‐ Oliver, I loved our shows.</i>

297
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,651
<i>It's setting money on fire
I don't care for.</i>

298
00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:52,736
<i>But listen, let's grab a drink some time.</i>

299
00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:54,488
<i>‐ Oh, I would love that. When is good?</i>

300
00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:57,157
<i>‐ When it doesn't cost me 32K.
‐ Ah.</i>

301
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,705
<i>What a putz.</i>

302
00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:06,083
<i>Uh,</i>

303
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,043
<i>hi, Howard.</i>

304
00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:10,504
<i>We just wanted to see</i>

305
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,965
<i>how you were holding up since Evelyn.</i>

306
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:14,424
<i>‐ Thank you.</i>

307
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:15,759
<i>I wish I were dead.</i>

308
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:21,849
<i>I'm sorry. Things have
gotten a bit away from me.</i>

309
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,017
<i>‐ Oh, it's okay. Um,</i>

310
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,019
<i>do you have another cat, Mr. Morris?</i>

311
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,689
<i>‐ No. This is all Evelyn's.</i>

312
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,691
<i>If I don't touch anything‐‐</i>

313
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,193
<i>food, water, toys...</i>

314
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,863
<i>I can pretend she's still here.</i>

315
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:39,825
<i>‐ You know, I heard this once,
and maybe you can appreciate it.</i>

316
00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:42,828
<i>A cat never really leaves you</i>

317
00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:45,122
<i>because they transmit parasites.</i>

318
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:52,379
<i>‐ I'm sure Evelyn was very clean.</i>

319
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,047
<i>‐ She was. Thank you.</i>

320
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,217
<i>‐ It seems like everyone
in the building loved her.</i>

321
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,177
<i>‐ Mm‐hmm.</i>

322
00:16:58,177 --> 00:16:59,928
<i>‐ Unlike Tim Kono.</i>

323
00:17:01,346 --> 00:17:03,682
<i>I'm sorry, I just...</i>

324
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,517
<i>I link them because...</i>

325
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,811
<i>they both died the same day.</i>

326
00:17:08,437 --> 00:17:11,523
<i>‐ Right.
‐ And people didn't really like Tim Kono.</i>

327
00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:13,901
<i>‐ No, people did not.</i>

328
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:14,902
<i>I hear.</i>

329
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,155
<i>‐ Really? What did
you hear exactly? Just...</i>

330
00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:19,907
<i>‐ I shouldn't speak ill of the dead.</i>

331
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,200
<i>‐ Tim was a prick.</i>

332
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,785
<i>‐ Yes, he certainly fuckin' was.</i>

333
00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:25,078
<i>‐ We saw him on
the elevator the other day.</i>

334
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,039
<i>‐ What did he do? That fuck.</i>

335
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,416
<i>‐ He berated someone over the phone.</i>

336
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,376
<i>‐  Yeah. Typical Tim.</i>

337
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,879
<i>‐ Something about a missing ring...</i>

338
00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:35,130
<i>‐ Hm.</i>

339
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,799
<i>He was always upset about something.</i>

340
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,009
<i>It got worse recently.</i>

341
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,761
<i>I heard</i>

342
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:43,680
<i>that he got fired from his investment firm</i>

343
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,350
<i>for losing a big client a lot of money.</i>

344
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,018
<i>‐ Really?
‐ Mm‐hmm.</i>

345
00:17:48,018 --> 00:17:50,312
<i>‐ Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn?</i>

346
00:17:50,312 --> 00:17:52,397
<i>‐ What kind of person</i>

347
00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:54,358
<i>leaves their window open,</i>

348
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:57,277
<i>and then gets mad
at a cat for wandering in?</i>

349
00:17:57,986 --> 00:18:01,698
<i>Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl,
but I know that she is happy Tim is dead.</i>

350
00:18:03,992 --> 00:18:06,245
<i>‐ Hm. Uh...</i>

351
00:18:08,372 --> 00:18:10,624
<i>My god, she's beautiful.</i>

352
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:12,584
<i>‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ That's not Evelyn.</i>

353
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:14,586
<i>‐ Oh.</i>

354
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:17,047
<i>I could've sworn‐‐
That's Barbara.</i>

355
00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:18,632
<i>She was a bitch.</i>

356
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:22,261
<i>‐ Yeah. Still, it's so nice
that she's up there, too,</i>

357
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:23,929
<i>because it's like...</i>

358
00:18:23,929 --> 00:18:25,764
<i>you're being recorded.</i>

359
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:28,600
<i>‐ What was that?
‐ I said...</i>

360
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,394
<i>she's watching you,</i>

361
00:18:30,394 --> 00:18:32,062
<i>so it's like...</i>

362
00:18:32,062 --> 00:18:33,689
<i>you're being recorded.</i>

363
00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:37,526
<i>‐ I‐I wouldn't put it that way.
Why would you say it like that?</i>

364
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:41,196
<i>‐ Uh, I... I don't know.</i>

365
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:44,116
<i>You were saying Evelyn
was happy that Tim died?</i>

366
00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:46,994
<i>Whoa! Jesus!
‐ What did you do?</i>

367
00:18:47,619 --> 00:18:49,621
<i>‐ Oh, sorry. Sorry.</i>

368
00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:51,957
<i>‐ What is wrong with you?</i>

369
00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,464
<i>‐ What the fuck! Oh my god!</i>

370
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:00,632
<i>Go get ice! Ice! Go!</i>

371
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:01,717
<i>Shit.</i>

372
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,344
<i>‐ Ice.</i>

373
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,597
<i>Uh...</i>

374
00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,890
<i>Just get ice!</i>

375
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,308
<i>‐ Ice?</i>

376
00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:11,935
<i>Ice. Oh my god.</i>

377
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:13,687
<i>Uh...</i>

378
00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:15,606
<i>Ah!</i>

379
00:19:15,606 --> 00:19:16,940
<i>Jeez...</i>

380
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,067
<i>Will you hurry? What the fuck!</i>

381
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:21,320
<i>‐ God...</i>

382
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,532
<i>‐ You're taking too long!</i>

383
00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:28,619
<i>Hurry, Brazzos!</i>

384
00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:34,041
<i>Oh my god, oh my god, uh... Quick!</i>

385
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:35,626
<i>Howard, are you okay?</i>

386
00:19:39,171 --> 00:19:41,048
<i>I have vasovagal syncope.</i>

387
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:43,008
<i>I‐I‐I faint at the sight of blood.</i>

388
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:44,426
<i>‐ Oh.</i>

389
00:19:44,426 --> 00:19:46,053
<i>Well, that‐‐ that sucks.</i>

390
00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:47,888
<i>Probably keeps you from</i>

391
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,224
<i>doing a lot of things,</i>

392
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:53,227
<i>like being present for bloody murders.</i>

393
00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,396
<i>‐ You know,</i>

394
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,524
<i>there's a cat in your freezer.</i>

395
00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,234
<i>Yes, I know that.</i>

396
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:03,362
<i>I think Tim poisoned Evelyn,
and then killed himself.</i>

397
00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:06,615
<i>I'm getting a toxicology report done.</i>

398
00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:08,116
<i>‐ Makes sense.</i>

399
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,619
<i>It's just that she's next to your food...</i>

400
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:13,580
<i>Touching it.</i>

401
00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,699
<i>‐ Is it cancer?</i>

402
00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:51,326
<i>I just need to know how
invested I should get in you.</i>

403
00:20:51,326 --> 00:20:53,912
<i>You don't adopt a 20‐year‐old dog.
‐ I'm not dying.</i>

404
00:20:53,912 --> 00:20:56,415
<i>It's anxiety. It happens sometimes
when I talk to people.</i>

405
00:20:56,415 --> 00:20:58,792
<i>But I have it managed.
I just don't talk to people.</i>

406
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,170
<i>Or go on dates. Or know my neighbors.</i>

407
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,296
<i>‐ Well, you know me.</i>

408
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:04,840
<i>‐ And you are?
‐ Not going to laugh at that.</i>

409
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,175
<i>‐ I don't blame you.</i>

410
00:21:06,175 --> 00:21:08,385
<i>I'm gonna get some air.</i>

411
00:21:08,385 --> 00:21:09,761
<i>‐ So I guess Howard is alibied out.</i>

412
00:21:09,761 --> 00:21:12,806
<i>‐ What? You bought that? The fainting act?</i>

413
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,017
<i>I can spot actors a mile away.</i>

414
00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:16,351
<i>Any word from Oliver?</i>

415
00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:19,855
<i>‐ Nothing.</i>

416
00:21:19,855 --> 00:21:22,566
<i>‐ My agent always said he was unreliable.</i>

417
00:21:22,566 --> 00:21:24,568
<i>She said, "Don't even
go audition for him."</i>

418
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:26,987
<i>'Course it's moot because I'm offer‐only‐‐
‐ Bye!</i>

419
00:21:26,987 --> 00:21:29,406
<i>‐ Uh, bye.</i>

420
00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:37,539
<i>What are you up to?</i>

421
00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:41,460
<i>‐ Jesus.</i>

422
00:21:48,592 --> 00:21:50,886
<i>Original posters like this</i>

423
00:21:50,886 --> 00:21:53,222
<i>go for five, sometimes 10,000.</i>

424
00:21:54,139 --> 00:21:56,558
<i>And I'm a little strapped right now.</i>

425
00:21:56,558 --> 00:21:59,603
<i>‐ You can't sell this.
Wasn't this your biggest show?</i>

426
00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:02,022
<i>‐ No, no. This was my biggest flop.</i>

427
00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:04,775
<i>‐ Oh. There were bigger flops.</i>

428
00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:07,069
<i>‐ Oh, no, no. No, no, no.</i>

429
00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:10,155
<i>There is no bigger flop than my show.</i>

430
00:22:10,155 --> 00:22:13,158
<i>We got bad reviews before we even opened.</i>

431
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:16,829
<i>You didn't see water
on a stage for 10 years.</i>

432
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:21,542
<i>It caused three bankruptcies,
two insurance investigations.</i>

433
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,585
<i>‐ I'm sure it had some good moments.</i>

434
00:22:24,503 --> 00:22:25,921
<i>‐ Well,</i>

435
00:22:25,921 --> 00:22:28,423
<i>at the end of the first act,
there was this amazing number</i>

436
00:22:29,341 --> 00:22:31,802
<i>where 12 merman dove from a high pier</i>

437
00:22:31,802 --> 00:22:34,346
<i>into a pool built into the stage floor.</i>

438
00:22:35,597 --> 00:22:38,809
<i>But, the first night of previews,</i>

439
00:22:38,809 --> 00:22:41,478
<i>they'd been having problems
with the hydraulics</i>

440
00:22:41,478 --> 00:22:43,856
<i>that lowered the floor.</i>

441
00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:46,608
<i>But, I said...</i>

442
00:22:48,944 --> 00:22:51,238
<i>"Go for it."
‐ Uh‐huh.</i>

443
00:22:53,115 --> 00:22:56,118
<i>‐ And as each merman sang,
"Make a splash..."</i>

444
00:22:57,786 --> 00:23:00,998
<i>they all dove down from the high pier,</i>

445
00:23:00,998 --> 00:23:02,541
<i>one by one.</i>

446
00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:05,752
<i>Make a splash! Make a splash...</i>

447
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:09,006
<i>‐ And I can still hear the sound
of them all hitting the floor.</i>

448
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,428
<i>Thwop.</i>

449
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:20,017
<i>Thwop.</i>

450
00:23:20,017 --> 00:23:21,143
<i>‐ All 12?</i>

451
00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:23,854
<i>‐ All 12.</i>

452
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,024
<i>Chorus boys tend to stick together.</i>

453
00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:30,903
<i>‐ Well, you made a mistake.
We all make mistak‐‐</i>

454
00:23:30,903 --> 00:23:32,362
<i>No one died, right?
‐ No.</i>

455
00:23:32,362 --> 00:23:34,656
<i>‐ Yeah, well, okay. We all make mistakes.</i>

456
00:23:34,656 --> 00:23:36,617
<i>‐ The headline in the Times next day was,</i>

457
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:39,161
<i>"Splat."
‐ Well, if that's the worst of it.</i>

458
00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:41,288
<i>‐ No, it's not.</i>

459
00:23:42,164 --> 00:23:44,166
<i>I put my own money in the show.</i>

460
00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:47,544
<i>But, it wasn't actually...</i>

461
00:23:47,544 --> 00:23:49,922
<i>mine. It was my son's college fund.</i>

462
00:23:52,132 --> 00:23:55,260
<i>I not only lost my career with the show,</i>

463
00:23:56,011 --> 00:23:58,388
<i>but making it all about me...</i>

464
00:23:59,807 --> 00:24:01,934
<i>I lost my family as well.</i>

465
00:24:02,935 --> 00:24:05,103
<i>‐ It can happen.</i>

466
00:24:05,103 --> 00:24:06,855
<i>Trust me, I know.</i>

467
00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:09,858
<i>You can lose a lot with one big mistake.</i>

468
00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:18,116
<i>But the world needs Oliver Putnams.</i>

469
00:24:18,116 --> 00:24:20,536
<i>You push people out of their comfort zone.</i>

470
00:24:20,536 --> 00:24:22,496
<i>I mean, I don't like to
get involved with people,</i>

471
00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:24,331
<i>but I just met a very strange man,</i>

472
00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:27,292
<i>and knocked a frozen cat
out of his freezer.</i>

473
00:24:28,585 --> 00:24:30,712
<i>I‐I still have its leg!</i>

474
00:24:30,712 --> 00:24:31,713
<i>‐ Oh, Jesus!</i>

475
00:24:32,464 --> 00:24:34,550
<i>‐ It's warm now,</i>

476
00:24:34,550 --> 00:24:36,885
<i>and that smell is new,</i>

477
00:24:36,885 --> 00:24:38,762
<i>but it's also kinda thrilling,</i>

478
00:24:38,762 --> 00:24:40,597
<i>and it's all because of you.</i>

479
00:24:40,597 --> 00:24:42,307
<i>I mean, you're insane,</i>

480
00:24:42,307 --> 00:24:44,268
<i>but that's usually who
people want to follow.</i>

481
00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:45,978
<i>You can't lose that.</i>

482
00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:48,021
<i>‐ You know, I spent all day</i>

483
00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:50,482
<i>looking for some cash to
make this podcast special.</i>

484
00:24:50,482 --> 00:24:53,569
<i>‐ You know, let me put some money into
that sound equipment. It's our show.</i>

485
00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:55,487
<i>‐ Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that.
‐ No, I want to‐‐</i>

486
00:24:55,487 --> 00:24:57,322
<i>‐ You owe me 4,500. I prefer cash.</i>

487
00:24:57,865 --> 00:24:59,950
<i>‐  Where you going?</i>

488
00:25:02,828 --> 00:25:06,331
<i>‐ Oliver Putnam is not gonna
take no for an answer.</i>

489
00:25:21,722 --> 00:25:23,098
<i>‐ Hi, Mr. Torres.</i>

490
00:25:23,098 --> 00:25:24,892
<i>I don't know if you remember me, but‐‐</i>

491
00:25:24,892 --> 00:25:27,227
<i>‐ I do. Do you need something fixed?</i>

492
00:25:27,561 --> 00:25:29,938
<i>‐ N‐no. The apartment is fine.</i>

493
00:25:29,938 --> 00:25:31,482
<i>Everything's fine.</i>

494
00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:34,651
<i>Um, I was just looking for Oscar.</i>

495
00:25:34,651 --> 00:25:36,195
<i>Wasn't he getting out this week?</i>

496
00:25:36,195 --> 00:25:38,113
<i>‐  He's not here.</i>

497
00:25:38,447 --> 00:25:41,658
<i>‐ Okay, well, can you tell him
I'm looking for him, and if‐‐</i>

498
00:25:41,658 --> 00:25:43,619
<i>‐ No. I won't do that.</i>

499
00:25:44,203 --> 00:25:45,329
<i>My son needs a fresh start.</i>

500
00:25:46,789 --> 00:25:48,999
<i>Don't come here again.</i>

501
00:25:55,631 --> 00:25:57,007
<i>‐ Time for that drink, Teddy.</i>

502
00:25:57,007 --> 00:25:59,092
<i>‐ Please, don't make me move.</i>

503
00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,595
<i>‐ No, no, no, please, please, please.</i>

504
00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:02,679
<i>I‐I...</i>

505
00:26:03,639 --> 00:26:05,140
<i>Do you remember the day</i>

506
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:07,518
<i>I sold you on the pool for Splash?</i>

507
00:26:08,519 --> 00:26:10,646
<i>You bought in because I was confident</i>

508
00:26:10,646 --> 00:26:12,606
<i>and charming and young.</i>

509
00:26:12,606 --> 00:26:14,608
<i>‐ You were around 58.</i>

510
00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:17,236
<i>‐ Well, that's not the point.</i>

511
00:26:17,236 --> 00:26:20,656
<i>An hour before you got there,
I was so nervous.</i>

512
00:26:20,656 --> 00:26:23,367
<i>Hyperventilating over
what kind of wine to open.</i>

513
00:26:23,826 --> 00:26:25,828
<i>Yet an hour later,</i>

514
00:26:25,828 --> 00:26:28,372
<i>you saw a confident salesman.</i>

515
00:26:28,372 --> 00:26:29,873
<i>But it was all pretend.</i>

516
00:26:30,707 --> 00:26:33,127
<i>The false arrogance of youth.</i>

517
00:26:33,127 --> 00:26:34,670
<i>‐ Again, you were nearly 60.</i>

518
00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:36,505
<i>‐ Yeah, but I'm older now.</i>

519
00:26:37,256 --> 00:26:39,925
<i>And I have learned, Teddy.</i>

520
00:26:40,717 --> 00:26:44,388
<i>No one who promises big things
knows what's gonna happen.</i>

521
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,307
<i>But, it's the ride that counts.</i>

522
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:50,936
<i>I think I am onto something great here,</i>

523
00:26:52,187 --> 00:26:54,648
<i>and I swear to you,
I'm not gonna let you down.</i>

524
00:26:56,191 --> 00:26:59,570
<i>Let's make a real splash this time.</i>

525
00:26:59,570 --> 00:27:02,072
<i>‐ But with a podcast, Oliver?</i>

526
00:27:02,072 --> 00:27:03,615
<i>‐ Well, it starts with a podcast,</i>

527
00:27:03,615 --> 00:27:05,826
<i>but you know, with me,
it's always gonna be more.</i>

528
00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:11,123
<i>What was it? 32K?</i>

529
00:27:11,123 --> 00:27:13,083
<i>‐ Now, it's 35.</i>

530
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,585
<i>Always more.</i>

531
00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:58,045
<i>Come on, girl.</i>

532
00:27:58,962 --> 00:28:00,964
<i>Ooh, sorry. Let's go.</i>

533
00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:02,591
<i>Oh!</i>

534
00:28:04,885 --> 00:28:07,638
<i>There we go.
There you go, Winnie.</i>

535
00:28:10,390 --> 00:28:12,935
<i>Well, hello there, Sting!</i>

536
00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:18,357
<i>‐ Your dog, please.
‐ Oh.</i>

537
00:28:18,357 --> 00:28:21,401
<i>Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.</i>

538
00:28:22,611 --> 00:28:26,031
<i>She's just on edge after that
upsetting death the other night.</i>

539
00:28:26,615 --> 00:28:29,284
<i>Which I'm actually doing a podcast about.</i>

540
00:28:29,284 --> 00:28:31,286
<i>Um...</i>

541
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:33,497
<i>Kind of a bid deal.</i>

542
00:28:33,497 --> 00:28:35,624
<i>People seem to think it's a big deal...</i>

543
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,670
<i>Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono?</i>

544
00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:41,922
<i>‐ Are you suggesting I had
something to do with that?</i>

545
00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:43,590
<i>‐ No, no, no, no, no. I‐I was just‐‐</i>

546
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:46,009
<i>It was just a‐a question in passing.</i>

547
00:28:46,009 --> 00:28:47,845
<i>‐ Please, your dog.</i>

548
00:28:47,845 --> 00:28:48,887
<i>Yes, I'm sorry.</i>

549
00:28:48,887 --> 00:28:51,431
<i>‐ Control him!
‐ Yes, I'm sorry.</i>

550
00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:52,891
<i>Winnie is just a big fan.</i>

551
00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:54,935
<i>‐ I don't like dogs.</i>

552
00:28:54,935 --> 00:28:56,520
<i>‐ Ah.</i>

553
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,148
<i>Do you have a dog?
‐ I have a dog.</i>

554
00:28:59,148 --> 00:29:01,358
<i>I don't like him either.</i>

555
00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:04,528
<i>‐ Ah, well, this‐this has been a...</i>

556
00:29:23,505 --> 00:29:26,091
<i>‐ You liked it, right?</i>

557
00:29:26,091 --> 00:29:27,843
<i>‐ Is that what my face is saying?</i>

558
00:29:28,594 --> 00:29:31,638
<i>‐ Oh hey! Listen,
uh, uh, before we wrap up,</i>

559
00:29:31,638 --> 00:29:34,391
<i>I have a little announcement to make.</i>

560
00:29:34,391 --> 00:29:38,145
<i>We are now the proud parents of a new...</i>

561
00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,897
<i>podcast.
‐ What does that mean?</i>

562
00:29:39,897 --> 00:29:42,024
<i>‐ We just published our first episode.</i>

563
00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:45,903
<i>Or dropped. We‐we dropped it.
Like it was hot.</i>

564
00:29:45,903 --> 00:29:48,363
<i>‐ Excuse me, when did we do that?</i>

565
00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:50,449
<i>‐ An hour ago.
‐ I can't find it.</i>

566
00:29:50,449 --> 00:29:54,036
<i>‐ Oh, try Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents</i>

567
00:29:54,036 --> 00:29:55,120
<i>Only Murders in the Building.</i>

568
00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:58,832
<i>I got us a big fat sponsorship.</i>

569
00:29:58,832 --> 00:30:01,919
<i>Teddy had one condition.
Because it's Chicken Wrap month,</i>

570
00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:05,047
<i>he needed us to drop
the first episode right away, so...</i>

571
00:30:05,047 --> 00:30:06,924
<i>‐ You rushed it. Big surprise.</i>

572
00:30:06,924 --> 00:30:08,801
<i>This is an Oliver Putnam Production.</i>

573
00:30:09,384 --> 00:30:10,761
<i>How we doing? Any audience?</i>

574
00:30:10,761 --> 00:30:12,971
<i>‐ Found it. Four listens so far.</i>

575
00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:14,973
<i>‐ In only an hour?</i>

576
00:30:14,973 --> 00:30:18,519
<i>At this rate, we're gonna be, like,
at two million by... Thursday.</i>

577
00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:20,896
<i>‐ Any comments?
‐ Oh yeah.</i>

578
00:30:20,896 --> 00:30:23,148
<i>"Charles‐Haden Savage is a..."</i>

579
00:30:23,941 --> 00:30:26,443
<i>I‐it's good. It's a‐a good, nice comment.</i>

580
00:30:26,443 --> 00:30:28,403
<i>‐ It's good? Oh.
‐ Yeah, I bet it's good.</i>

581
00:30:28,403 --> 00:30:29,988
<i>‐ Did you use my concertina music?</i>

582
00:30:29,988 --> 00:30:32,658
<i>‐ I should really be going...
‐ I knew it.</i>

583
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:34,118
<i>‐ You know what? I am the worst.</i>

584
00:30:34,118 --> 00:30:35,869
<i>‐ So, basically, you released our podcast,</i>

585
00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:37,579
<i>we have no real theories,</i>

586
00:30:37,579 --> 00:30:39,748
<i>let alone a prime suspect.</i>

587
00:30:39,748 --> 00:30:42,209
<i>‐ When we have 12 listeners,
maybe we can worry.</i>

588
00:30:42,209 --> 00:30:45,170
<i>‐ Okay, you know what? I've got this.</i>

589
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:46,922
<i>I'm all over it!</i>

590
00:30:46,922 --> 00:30:48,924
<i>Worry not!</i>

591
00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:50,884
<i>‐ And I'm fucking worried.</i>

592
00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:54,680
<i>‐ I'm so fucking worried.</i>

593
00:30:57,683 --> 00:31:01,186
<i>I've directed 212 theatrical productions</i>

594
00:31:02,146 --> 00:31:04,398
<i>and I've always found my lead.</i>

595
00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:06,984
<i>Everyone! Exciting, right?</i>

596
00:31:06,984 --> 00:31:08,652
<i>Still got a shot!</i>

597
00:31:08,652 --> 00:31:10,946
<i>Five, six, seven, eight!</i>

598
00:31:10,946 --> 00:31:13,282
<i>It takes a particular eye to know</i>

599
00:31:13,282 --> 00:31:15,826
<i>who's got that special star spark...</i>

600
00:31:15,826 --> 00:31:18,203
<i>Order the hat! Back to the newsstand!</i>

601
00:31:18,203 --> 00:31:20,080
<i>...and who's just a background player.</i>

602
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,998
<i>Bunny!</i>

603
00:31:20,998 --> 00:31:24,001
<i>If this were a children's show,
you'd be scaring the children. Get out.</i>

604
00:31:24,001 --> 00:31:25,043
<i>Real estate woman.</i>

605
00:31:25,043 --> 00:31:27,296
<i>Get out! Everyone, stage right!</i>

606
00:31:27,296 --> 00:31:29,256
<i>Go away! Get off the stage! Leave!</i>

607
00:31:39,349 --> 00:31:43,020
<i>I know they're here, in the Arconia,</i>

608
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,022
<i>waiting to be discovered.</i>

609
00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:09,421
<i>Winnie?</i>

610
00:32:11,423 --> 00:32:14,551
<i>Winnie?</i>

611
00:32:14,551 --> 00:32:17,179
<i>What's wrong, girl?</i>

612
00:32:19,181 --> 00:32:20,724
<i>Oh my god.</i>

613
00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:22,935
<i>Who would do this to you?</i>

614
00:32:30,192 --> 00:32:32,110
<i>If we began with the question,</i>

615
00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:34,154
<i>"How well do you know your neighbors?"</i>

616
00:32:35,656 --> 00:32:37,950
<i>Turns out, the answer is</i>

617
00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:40,744
<i>your most well‐known neighbor...</i>

618
00:32:43,205 --> 00:32:44,998
<i>...might be the one you know the least.</i>

619
00:33:54,776 --> 00:33:58,530
<i>‐ Tim Kono was murdered by
someone in this building.</i>

620
00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:00,282
<i>‐ I hated Tim Kono.</i>

621
00:34:00,282 --> 00:34:01,825
<i>‐ That shit ball, Tim Kono.</i>

622
00:34:01,825 --> 00:34:03,202
<i>‐ I'm happy Tim is dead.</i>

623
00:34:03,202 --> 00:34:05,412
<i>‐ He once yelled at me
for smoking outside!</i>

624
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:06,830
<i>‐ Look, nobody liked him,</i>

625
00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:09,124
<i>but can we all
just be grateful he's gone?</i>

626
00:34:09,124 --> 00:34:10,042
<i>‐ Shit.</i>

627
00:34:10,042 --> 00:34:13,295
<i>I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.</i>

628
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,676
<i>‐ The killer poisoned my dog.</i>

629
00:34:19,676 --> 00:34:21,720
<i>‐ "End the podcast or I end you."</i>

630
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,596
<i>Who did this?</i>

631
00:34:23,013 --> 00:34:24,389
<i>‐ You think Tim's death is my fault.</i>

632
00:34:25,516 --> 00:34:26,600
<i>Twist!</i>

633
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,936
<i>We have an unexpected
turn of events!</i>

634
00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,354
<i>‐ You're a simpleton.</i>

635
00:34:30,354 --> 00:34:31,522
<i>‐ Damn it, I didn't get that.</i>

636
00:34:31,522 --> 00:34:33,190
<i>Can you call me a simpleton again?</i>

637
00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:34,942
<i>‐ You're a simpleton.
‐ Oh, thank you.</i>

638
00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:37,027
<i>We need one lead.</i>

639
00:34:37,027 --> 00:34:39,112
<i>‐ I'm looking for Tim's fiancée.</i>

640
00:34:39,112 --> 00:34:41,949
<i>‐ He got fired for losing a big client
a lot of money.</i>

641
00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,493
<i>I found all these in his apartment.</i>

642
00:34:44,493 --> 00:34:45,953
<i>We're dying for the next episode!</i>

643
00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:47,162
<i>We may be too!</i>

644
00:34:47,162 --> 00:34:48,789
<i>This is our strongest suspect yet.</i>

645
00:34:48,789 --> 00:34:49,915
<i>If we're gonna do this,</i>

646
00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:51,625
<i>we're gonna do it now or never.</i>

647
00:34:58,674 --> 00:34:59,883
<i>I'm sorry...</i>

648
00:35:00,425 --> 00:35:01,760
<i>The plan is to meet with the murderer,</i>

649
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,138
<i>bring up a dangerous topic
until he snaps,</i>

650
00:35:04,138 --> 00:35:07,349
<i>reaches under the sofa, pulls out
the murder weapon, and kills us all.</i>

651
00:35:07,349 --> 00:35:09,226
<i>‐ And we record him</i>

652
00:35:09,226 --> 00:35:10,352
<i>for the podcast.</i>