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DETECTIVE WILLIAMS:
Oh shit.

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I'm sittin' here looking
at timestamped photos

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of the Dimases

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outside before the fire alarm
even went off!

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‐ Oh god.

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There may still be a murderer
in the building.

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‐ You mean my girlfriend was right?

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‐ I don't know, you guys. Don't you
think it feels a little too easy?

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I'd take another look at Howard.

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OLIVER:
Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan!

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‐ Jan, we kinda worked on
this as a team together.

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‐ And I'm not on the team.

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‐ Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
‐ Oh, I would.

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♪

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‐ No, no, you have great ideas!

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‐ Charles, let her go! We're on the clock!

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‐ What is wrong with you?

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MABEL:
Is it cancer?

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‐ It's anxiety. It happens
sometimes when I talk to people.

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They're cleaning out Tim Kono's
apartment tomorrow,

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so we're gonna look around
for clues before everything's gone.

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‐ Sex toys! We got sex toys, people!

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Remember not to judge. There's nothing‐‐
nothing shameful about...

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deviant sexual pursuits.

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[knocking]

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Jan!

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Jan! J‐‐ Help!

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Anybody! Help!

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♪ mournful bassoon playing ♪

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♪ continues ♪

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JAN: New York in winter
is no friend of the bassoon.

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A cold instrument will go flat on you.

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♪

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[quiet siren]

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It takes extra time
and care to warm her up.

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To make her feel comfortable
in your hands again.

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‐ Jan! We're getting help!

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Help! Anybody! We're getting help...

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JAN: I've avoided giving
my bassoon a name, like Betty,

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preferring to think of her
as a beautiful stranger.

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To make it special
every time I pick her up.

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Like we're meeting for the first time.

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Learning if we might play
well with each other,

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if we might work as one,

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which is the only way it can work.

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♪ continues playing ♪

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♪ ends ♪

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[Jan winces]

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‐ Don't adjust without my help.

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‐ I'm fine.

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‐ You're wincing. I can see you wince.

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There's no way you can
play a concert tomorrow.

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‐ All I have to do is sit.

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And blow.

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No comment on that?

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‐ I mean, I enjoyed hearing you say it.

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‐ [giggles] Ow.

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‐ You know, I want to kill
whoever did this to you.

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If it was Howard the cat guy,
who you tried to remind us of,

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I want to snap his leg off
like I snapped off his cat's leg.

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‐ I don't know that story. That's hot.

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‐ You know, you should've
mentioned Howard to the cops.

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‐ You need some proof to do that,

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and I never saw the person.
‐ Yeah.

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I can't believe I let
myself get distracted.

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First, by Oliver
and his idiot Sting theory,

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and then by Mabel,

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and the jewels, and the Dimases.

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‐ Well, you guys did solve one murder.

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Just not Tim Kono.

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‐ You could've been killed.

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All because they had
to rush out a podcast.

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You know...

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I need to tell them I'm out.

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And, you know, cutting people
loose is not one of my things.

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Mabel's gonna be looking at me with
those damn cocker spaniel eyes.

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‐ Look, I support what you want,

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but this means a lot to you. They do.

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‐ They do.

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Well, at least one of 'em does.

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But you mean more.

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[inhales]
[phone ringing]

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[ringing]
CHARLES: You know what?

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I want to take you away from this building
to some place sunny.

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You know, I can get tan,

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although I turn sort of a,
you know, pinkish‐lavender.

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[Jan laughs]
[ringing, picks up]

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‐ Lester?

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Now?

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Okay, fine...

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[hangs up]

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JAN:
Is‐‐ Someone's coming up?

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‐ Pataki, my stunt double from Brazzos.

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‐ Your stunt double from
20 years ago just pops over?

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‐ Yeah, it's a thing. Pataki makes it
a point to stop by every year

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when the big stunt awards are in town,
like we're still best buds.

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I forgot it was this week.

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‐ Well, nice to stay connected.
CHARLES: No.

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Bad timing, which is also a Pataki thing.

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We have kind of a complicated history,
but I'm gonna make this go away.

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[Pataki and Charles yelling]

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[both laugh]
PATAKI: Savage!

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[laughter]
CHARLES: Whoa!

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[both laugh]

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‐ Well. Who do we have here?

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♪ lively theme song playing ♪

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♪ vocalizing ♪

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OLIVER [on podcast]:
We here at Only Murders in the Building

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want to issue just a quick correction

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regarding last week's episode.

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We now know the true killer of Tim Kono

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was not Teddy or Theo Dimas.

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So, you know, just...

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forget about that. [nervous laugh]

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That's what they call a retraction

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in the high halls of
journalistic integrity.

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All part of the thrill of being

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the first investigative podcast
to publish as we go.

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The good news is

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this means last week's
episode was not our finale.

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And we can all still enjoy
the fine dips and wraps

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from Dimas Delis, safe in the knowledge

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that the owners haven't murdered
anyone in the last few months.

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‐ Am I the only one happy the Dimases got
accused of something they didn't do?

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Back at you, fuckers.

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‐ I like it, too, but who killed Tim?

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I mean, there was a note on Jan's
door before she got stabbed.

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There was a note on Oliver's door
before his dog got poisoned.

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So what, there's just this
person running around

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leaving notes, poisoning,
and stabbing, and...

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Wait, did you just...

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‐ Yeah, it took you long enough.

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‐ Hm.

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‐ I had to clean it up.
My dad's taking me upstate

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to meet this lawyer who says
he can help me get my name cleared.

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All thanks to you.

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‐ I don't know if I like it.

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[laughs] Why don't we see?
‐ Yeah.

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Do you like it? Yeah?
‐ I like it.

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I like it.

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[elevator dings]

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[sighs]

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[elevator doors shut]

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[drops box]

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‐ Okay... [sighs]

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‐ So, for the next six hours,
I'm fightin' off a live gator

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with a broken‐off bourbon bottle,

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and this guy's complaining about
a sunburn he got on an airboat.

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I can't believe he didn't
tell you this story.

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‐ Well, we've only known
each other a few weeks,

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and half that time, I've been recovering

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from an assault/stabbing.

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‐ Oh, adorable.

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So you two are freshly in lurrrve,

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mm? Learning each other's foibles,

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discovering what makes the other climax.

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And you're getting with him right as
he's heating up, what with this podcast.

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‐ I don't know about "heating up."
PATAKI: Hey, hey.

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I've been listening, okay?
I saw you on Fallon.

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You are about to get Tarantino'd, man!

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And you're gonna need me

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by your side for the resurgence.

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[squeaky horn ringtone]

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Ah. Fuckaroonies, it's my agent.

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[ringtone continues]
I have to take this.

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Hello, Sy.

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Mm‐hmm.

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Yeah, I'm with him right now.
He looks great! Mwah!

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[both chuckle]

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Probably gonna have to
age me up just a little bit.

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Yeah, some jowls, some eye stuff,
and then we're good to go.

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Okay. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, listen, um, I gotta talk
to him about my next gig.

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I'm doubling for Tilda Swinton.
Hm. Can I, uh...

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‐ Yeah, you can take it in the next room.

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‐ Oh! Tilda's shoulder, hip measurement?
Exact same as yours.

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Hey, Jan, you think you could, uh,
rustle up a little coffee? [clicks tongue]

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‐ [laughs] She's kind of a kick.

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‐ Yeah, everybody loves Sazz.

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‐ Sazz? That's her first name?

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‐ Yeah. Sazz was always more
popular than I was on the set,

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and she was better
at everything than I was.

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‐ I doubt that.

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‐ Oh really? Well, ask my ex‐girlfriend,
Cookie, who left me for Sazz.

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‐ What?

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‐ Yeah, season six. And then,
I had to spend three more seasons with her

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while she shacked up with Cookie.

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I couldn't fire her 'cause the crew
would hate me.

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‐ Well now, I don't like her.
‐ Hm.

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‐ I don't want you feeling second
to anyone, Charles‐Haden Savage.

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[kiss]
[knocking]

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I'll get that.
‐ I'll get the coffee.

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‐ Hey, how you feeling?
‐ Oh, better.

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I have the best caretaker
looking after me.

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‐ Oh, that's so sweet.

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Where is that good guy?
[door shuts]

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You hear that, Brazzos? You still got it.

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Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry.
‐ Ah!

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CHARLES:
What up!

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‐ Ah! The fuck?
‐ Ah!

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‐ My stunt double from Brazzos.

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‐ Sazz Pataki. Happens all the time.

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‐ Oh, you're...

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Wow, that's pretty progressive
for the early '90s.

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‐ Yeah, well, I've been
called a groundbreaker,

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among other things. [laughs]

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‐ A stuntwoman. That's badass.

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‐ I did some of my own stunts.

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‐ Yeah, you rode a bike.

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‐ [sighs] Mm. Anybody want coffee?

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‐ Uh, sure.
‐ Yeah, I guess.

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‐ [knocking]
JAN: I got it.

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‐ You know, I've been looking
at your, uh, beautiful mind

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situation back there.

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I have some thoughts.

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MABEL:
Hm.

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‐ So, Bunny's a fuckface.

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Oh! Hey, Jan. How's your back?

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‐ Oh, better if I hunch.
‐ Oh, terrific.

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Got a little kerfuffle
at my place. [grunts]

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Bunny changed the locks on me

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but she let me back in
to grab a few things.

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Obviously, I'm not moving
in permanently. Is he here?

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‐ He's in there.
‐ Alright.

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Charles! I need to camp‐‐

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Okay.

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I don't know what work you've had done,

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but it's too much,

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and that is not the response
you first want.

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Is that filler?
CHARLES: I'm over here.

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[screams]

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‐ What the... [panting]

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What is this, Face/Off?

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♪

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‐ How any of this connects
to whoever stabbed Jan,

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if it's Howard,

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I just don't get this yet.
OLIVER: Well, look,

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we know that Tim threatened
Howard with a gun

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because his cat kept going
into Tim's apartment.

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What if‐‐ W‐w‐what if we s‐‐
PATAKI: Gang.

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Might I offer up a notion here?

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You're missing one very big thing.

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Motive.

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This was a crime of passion.

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Tim Kono was drugged,

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then shot.

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Well, that requires premeditation.

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Romantic fury. The desire
to see someone suffer

249
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,922
before you blow their brains out!

250
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,550
‐ Huh. Okay, yeah...
‐ Interesting...

251
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,302
‐ Fascinating,
but the cops are on this now,

252
00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:00,179
and our track record is lousy.
‐ Sazz,

253
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,638
can I show you the suicide notes?

254
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,182
‐ Bring 'em on, hon.

255
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:04,683
‐ Uh,

256
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:07,603
I'd like to point out that
when I offered to help,

257
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,980
everyone sent me home to get stabbed.

258
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,024
‐ Sazz is a stunt double, Jan.

259
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,984
I think she knows
what she's talking about.

260
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,152
PATAKI: And here it is.

261
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,779
"I'm just tired of feeling lonely."

262
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,325
Might I offer that is not what
you write to cover a suicide.

263
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,493
You use words like "I want to die."

264
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,871
This is an accidental confession

265
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,957
from a lovelorn murderer.
OLIVER: I am riveted.

266
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,960
She's so the better you.
‐ So impressive.

267
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,545
‐ Oh, and what are these? Lookie here.

268
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:37,132
Cocktail glasses from the garbage
the night of the murder?

269
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,091
[sniffs]

270
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:42,137
Oh, so Tim was just enjoying
a nice, smooth bourbon

271
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,514
[sniffs] with his killer?

272
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,724
‐ We saw those. We just...

273
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,351
I think they made me thirsty.

274
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,144
‐ Yeah, I'll bet you a hunsky
they come back positive

275
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:50,812
for the poison that killed Tim.

276
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,315
You find the person in love with Tim,

277
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,733
you've found your murderer.

278
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,195
‐ We never found any evidence that Tim
was seeing anyone. I just don't get that.

279
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,405
‐ Well, that's because it involves
an understanding of passion.

280
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,823
‐ Excuse me?
‐ Hey, no offense.

281
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,660
You're just not a guy who's
ever let himself get swept away.

282
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,870
‐ Oh, that's true.
‐ Oh, who told you that? Cookie?

283
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,957
Because it turns out I can be very
passionate with the right person.

284
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,458
‐ Oh!
‐ Oh, sorry!

285
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,419
‐ Okay, guys, I‐I‐I'm loving all this.

286
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,339
Really into it,
but I'm currently homeless,

287
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,175
and the only way I'm gonna
get my place back

288
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,802
is if I beat Bunny

289
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,137
at her own building meeting today.

290
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,682
‐ Yeah, and how are you gonna do that?
‐ Take back the story.

291
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,600
You know, she's doing this
negative spin on everything,

292
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,603
but‐but we're the heroes of this building.

293
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,690
Before us, you could be
killed in your own apartment,

294
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,941
and no one would know it.

295
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,194
‐ I can't leave Jan here alone.
PATAKI: I'll keep watch for you, pal.

296
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,071
Just like the old days, right?

297
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,155
♪

298
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,991
‐ You go. I'm okay. [kiss]

299
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,077
[kissing]

300
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,498
[lobby chatter]

301
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,876
MABEL: Whoa. Look at all these cops.
OSCAR: Yeah.

302
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,337
Nothing more calming after 10 years of
lockup than your home swarming with blue.

303
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,175
‐ Yes, but this should make everyone
feel good. The pros are on it now.

304
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:04,303
‐ And by pros, you mean the people who
missed everything the amateurs found?

305
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,891
‐ There he is. Howard Morris.

306
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,684
I may hurt him.

307
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,687
Or at least speak to him firmly.

308
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,440
‐ That's the guy you think
is a hardcore murderer?

309
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,026
Dude's covered in cat hair.
BUNNY: Okay, people.

310
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,112
Mouths closed! Keisters down!
[police radio chatter]

311
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,656
Lots to discuss!

312
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,577
First...

313
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,539
Tim Kono's death has now
been ruled a homicide,

314
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,584
and, apparently,
one of you jerk‐offs did it.

315
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:36,835
[murmuring]

316
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,379
Also, the tenants in 14C,

317
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,049
12E, and 10D

318
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,218
have violated our privacy and home

319
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:47,721
by making us all characters in a podcast.

320
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,057
‐ Yeah, a podcast, by the way,

321
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,684
that revealed a murderer in the building,

322
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,229
which I‐I'm sure the rest
of you all appreciate.

323
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,774
And for any fans, I do have

324
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,734
some officially licensed

325
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,403
tie‐dye sweatshirts, uh...

326
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,365
if interested. And only 49.99.

327
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,158
[chattering]
Somewhat reasonable, I think.

328
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,202
Very slimming, as you can see.

329
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:12,579
‐ I bought a 12‐pound
brisket for a dinner party,

330
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,832
and now no one wants to come
because we're the "murder building."

331
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,252
What am I supposed to do
with my brisket now, Brazzos?

332
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:21,380
‐ [sighs]
I mean, sandwiches?

333
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,049
‐ Is anyone else thinking
how smart it would be

334
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,469
for the murderer to
investigate the murder?

335
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,971
I'm talking about you, Whitey.

336
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,098
‐ Yeah, I think I'm getting that.

337
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,475
‐ I've had four clients
cancel therapy this week

338
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,852
because they're afraid to come here.

339
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,854
That lost revenue is on you.

340
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,523
‐ My kids are too scared
to sleep in their own rooms.

341
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,149
So now, I share my bed with people

342
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,110
who are actively shitting themselves.

343
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,738
‐ Well, sometimes you do have
to make a mess to clean one up.

344
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,449
‐ Don't worry, folks. We're done.

345
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,577
[Oliver and Mabel whispering]

346
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:53,579
This is getting way too messy!

347
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,581
So, yes, the podcast

348
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,000
and the investigations are over.

349
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,879
All will be back to normal hopefully soon.

350
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,463
[indistinct]
[applause]

351
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,674
I know‐‐ I'll talk about it later!
‐ You can't make that‐‐

352
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,552
‐ It's a little late for that.

353
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,637
As per the building's bylaws,

354
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,848
if eight or more tenants file complaints

355
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,601
against another tenant,
they can be evicted.

356
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,353
We've already taken action on 10D,

357
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:22,107
but perhaps we should take
a vote on 12E and 14C?

358
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,693
‐ Wait! What?

359
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,403
‐ You can't evict my aunt.

360
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,031
‐ No. Just you.

361
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:32,201
By a show of hands,
who here thinks our building

362
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:34,620
would be better off without
these three fuckwads?

363
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,958
‐ Hey!
‐ I, for one, am actually...

364
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,293
grateful to the fuckwads.

365
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,005
Their work might lead to my answer.

366
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:48,467
A toxicology report came
back on my beloved cat,

367
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,968
and Evelyn was poisoned.

368
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,053
[tenants gasping]

369
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,472
With the same poison that killed Tim.

370
00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,390
[murmuring]
Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.

371
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,725
Furthermore,

372
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,561
one of Evelyn's legs was missing
when I removed her from my freezer,

373
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:03,273
leading me to believe
that the killer broke in

374
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,816
and tried to steal Evelyn's body

375
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,985
to cover his or her own tracks.

376
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,279
‐ Why would they just take a leg?

377
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,240
‐ Oh, Evelyn had some gams on her.

378
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,449
‐ Howard.

379
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:15,536
You've had six complaints

380
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,871
about noxious odors coming
from your apartment.

381
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,581
So, if I were you,

382
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,793
I'd keep my head down
and put your hand up.

383
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,964
‐ Don't you bully him, Bunny!

384
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:30,092
Enough with you and your
New York co‐op power games.

385
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,927
‐ All in favor of evicting

386
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,221
all three members of Murder, She Wrote?

387
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,889
[murmuring]

388
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,224
Terrific! I'll start

389
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,269
the eviction process today.

390
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,147
The rest of you,
if you're a murderer...

391
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,276
stop murdering!

392
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,862
♪

393
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:53,031
‐ You know what? It's all gonna be
fine once we solve this case.

394
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,118
‐ Stop with the fucking case.
OSCAR: Whoa, you know what?

395
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,871
I'm gonna run errands that
are not in that elevator.

396
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,124
[lobby chatter]

397
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,586
‐ [sighs] Okay,
everybody just take a breath.

398
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,797
Clearly, that didn't go well,
but Oliver is right.

399
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,633
If we find the murderer,
the board will have to reconsider‐‐

400
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,260
‐ You two won't stop.

401
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:17,014
My girlfriend's been stabbed.
I'm losing my home now?

402
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:19,141
‐ Buddy, we feel terrible about Jan!

403
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,603
‐ We really do. And we shouldn't
have dismissed her ideas.

404
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,439
‐ And can I tell you something?
The comments from the fans

405
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,358
for her character have
been surprisingly positive.

406
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:31,236
‐ You're not hearing me. I'm done!

407
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:34,740
I‐I‐I don't do dangerous things!
That's why I have a stunt double!

408
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,951
I don't like getting hurt, and ever
since you two have been in my life,

409
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,579
I'm surrounded by danger and pain!

410
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,373
‐ As opposed to nothing at all?

411
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,918
‐ Oh. It's mean Mabel,

412
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:49,379
who clearly has all the answers at 26.
Please do share.

413
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,924
‐ Christ, Charles. Cut the kid a break.

414
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,176
‐ She's not a kid.

415
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,929
We only think she's a kid
because we're old!

416
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,430
And we should've known bett‐‐

417
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:02,226
You should've known better,
but you rushed into this podcast

418
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:04,520
headfirst, like you always do,

419
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,813
and you took two more bodies
over the edge with you!

420
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,358
Splash 2!

421
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,485
An Oliver Putnam production!

422
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,904
‐ Well, that was mean.

423
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,865
A great callback, but incredibly mean.

424
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,867
‐ I want you,

425
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,703
and all of your things, out of my place.

426
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,456
All the evidence. I want out. I'm out.

427
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,544
Sorry, I'm not good at confrontation.

428
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,046
‐ Well, that was pretty good to me.

429
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,131
For the record, I'm 28.

430
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,550
[ding, elevator doors open]

431
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,301
♪

432
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:39,137
‐ I just want to take care of my
injured girlfriend for my final days

433
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,848
in my home of 30 years.

434
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,558
Once my apartment is gone,

435
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:45,018
she'll be the only good thing in my life.

436
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,108
OLIVER:
Oh mama.

437
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,282
‐ Charles.
‐ Of course.

438
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,909
It's happening again.
Took you less than an hour‐‐

439
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,452
‐ I needed my bandage changed.

440
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,831
What did you think was happening?

441
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,835
‐ That.

442
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,045
‐ I get that Sazz pushes your buttons,

443
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,756
but you really thought I'd cheat on you?

444
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,134
‐ I think anyone great would cheat on me.

445
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:21,722
The truth is Sazz doubled me
for sex scenes, too.

446
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:25,225
Apparently, my hip motions
weren't natural,

447
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,102
which I'm sure you noted.

448
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,313
And I just thought, you know,

449
00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:30,856
between that and the stabbing,

450
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,192
you had plenty of reasons
to look elsewhere.

451
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,611
‐ I like your hip motions.

452
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,322
They're surprising.
‐ Then, uh,

453
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,823
why you packing your stuff?

454
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,910
‐ Because I have
a big solo tomorrow night.

455
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:46,079
Stravinsky's Firebird is
one of those rare pieces

456
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,248
in which a first chair bassoon

457
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,334
really gets to shine.

458
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,336
I'm just gonna stay at my place tonight.

459
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837
‐ Think that's safe?

460
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,216
‐ I'm a New York broad who's been stabbed.
I can handle shit.

461
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,468
‐ Yeah. Well, again,

462
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,969
I'm really sorry.

463
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,846
‐ I know.

464
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,390
I'm sorry you may be losing your place.

465
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,685
You know, there is something
seriously wrong with Bunny.

466
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,521
Oh! Maybe Bunny is the killer,

467
00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,690
and this is her way of
stopping the investigation.

468
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,733
Oh my god, I can't stop.

469
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,985
‐ [laughs] I know the feeling.

470
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,822
Hey, would it be okay if
I came to see you tomorrow?

471
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,408
I mean, after all,
I'm dating the first chair bassoonist

472
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,786
for the Symphony,
and I've never even seen you play.

473
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:28,205
‐ Oh, I don't know.

474
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,332
Maybe another time.

475
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,251
I‐I think it'd make me too nervous

476
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,294
knowing you were seeing me not at my best.

477
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,797
‐ Okay. Yeah, sure.

478
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,298
‐ Thanks.

479
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,593
I'll call you.
‐ Alright.

480
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,307
[door shuts]

481
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:51,436
♪ bassoon playing ♪

482
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,780
♪ playing continues ♪

483
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,662
♪ quiet playing ♪

484
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,541
[Oliver sighing]

485
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:14,793
[sniffs]

486
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,840
‐ Please don't do anything in there.

487
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:21,884
‐ It's gonna be hard.

488
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,261
It's a pretty arousing setup.

489
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:27,097
‐ Okay. Good night. [sighs]

490
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,143
[traffic noise]

491
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,812
‐ [inhales] Ow!

492
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,481
Oh dear lord.

493
00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,276
[groans] This is gonna take a while.

494
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:41,486
[sighs, sniffs]

495
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,532
‐ [quietly] Morning.

496
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,536
‐ You look fancy.

497
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,997
‐ Got a hot date with
a prematurely balding lawyer.

498
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,124
I figured innocent people
tuck their shirts in, right?

499
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,044
‐ Got get 'em.
‐ I will.

500
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,839
I'll see you later.
‐ Okay.

501
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,716
[distant siren]

502
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,512
‐ See you, Ollie.
‐ Bye, Oscar. Good luck.

503
00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,639
‐ Thanks.
[Oliver sniffs]

504
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,516
[sighs]
[door opens, shuts]

505
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,519
‐ Charles isn't done, by the way.

506
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,312
‐ He seemed pretty over it.

507
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,606
‐ I'm telling you. He's not done.

508
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:21,235
‐ The only way to fix all of this
is to fucking solve this case.

509
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:25,405
That's how Tim gets justice,
and we get to keep our apartments.

510
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:28,283
‐ And that's how I get
the final episode of my dreams.

511
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,869
I‐I want this to be better than

512
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:33,163
the Jinx guy confessing in the pisser.

513
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,708
You know, I‐I've been thinking about...

514
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:40,045
Pataki's crime of passion thing.

515
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,799
And, you know, we should not presume

516
00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,301
that a lover of Tim's
is necessarily a woman.

517
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,973
Do you think his sex toys
could reveal anything?

518
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,643
‐ Oh no.
‐ Like a...

519
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:55,853
[laughs]

520
00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:57,187
Girl guy? Guy guy?

521
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:59,314
They them? They girl?

522
00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:00,482
Guy them?

523
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:04,361
‐ Look, all I know is that it goes
into a hole somewhere, so...

524
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:07,364
Okay, alright. Let's just
start at the very beginning.

525
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,448
♪

526
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,450
I got in the elevator
with these two weirdos,

527
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,536
and I was rocking this
awesome yellow fur coat.

528
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,371
‐ Really popped on you, by the way.
[elevator dings]

529
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,874
[doors rumbling]

530
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,376
‐ Then Tim got in the elevator

531
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:20,961
with this trash bag,

532
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,880
and he was on the phone
talking about the package.

533
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,549
‐ We had that cool connection
about your Beats.

534
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:27,551
Do you like your Beats?

535
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:36,435
‐ Anyway, um, Tim got out of
the elevator with this trash bag.

536
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,272
♪

537
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:41,315
Oliver?

538
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,610
The trash bag that Tim had in the elevator

539
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:46,195
has blue straps.

540
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,821
‐ So?

541
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,365
‐ But all the trash bags
I got from his apartment

542
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:53,160
when I took all of his stuff
have orange straps.

543
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,330
‐ W‐‐ So, that wasn't his trash?

544
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:57,623
Why would he have someone else's trash?

545
00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:59,249
♪

546
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,919
Was he taking out his lover's trash?

547
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:03,921
‐ You know who we haven't interviewed yet?

548
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:05,714
Tim's next door neighbor.

549
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,007
‐ Ndidi!

550
00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,342
‐ She might know if he was seeing someone.

551
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:09,968
‐ Absolutely! That's brilliant!

552
00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,513
[sizzling]

553
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,515
[scraping]
[knocking at door]

554
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,189
Hey, buddy. Checking in on you.

555
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,775
‐ Very thoughtful. Come on in.

556
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,904
[shuts door]
‐ Just wanted to give you

557
00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:31,615
and your lady some space last night.

558
00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:33,617
I'm so sorry I upset you.

559
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:38,580
I would never make
a move on your girlfriend.

560
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,957
[grinding pepper]

561
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:41,959
Again.

562
00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:44,670
‐ Thanks so much.
‐ Ah!

563
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,881
And the truth about Cookie is,

564
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,384
I, once again,
am taking the hit for you. [laughs]

565
00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,554
That which can be stolen...

566
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,430
can be stolen.

567
00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:58,350
She left me.

568
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,311
After 20 years, man.

569
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,771
She left me for another guy.

570
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,315
‐ Well,

571
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,650
I'm sorry.

572
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,653
‐ I don't know how it happened!
I tried to keep it interesting, but...

573
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:14,032
Who can keep up with all
the new stuff, you know?

574
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,034
After 20 years.

575
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:18,787
Mm. Did you see it coming
when Cookie left you?

576
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,622
‐ No.

577
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,082
I did not.

578
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,501
‐ [sighs] I shouldn't be
leaning on you about this,

579
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,211
but honestly,

580
00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:27,880
this is why I came.

581
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,507
We both deserve someone...

582
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,842
just like Jan.

583
00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,677
You know?

584
00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,179
You going to her concert tonight?

585
00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:38,223
‐ Uh, no. She asked me not to come.

586
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,851
I think, um...

587
00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:43,145
I think she might be pulling away.

588
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,731
[puts down cutlery]
I know you, Charles.

589
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:48,859
That's why gender never
prevented me from doubling for you.

590
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,861
Even in the hot tub and the sex scenes.

591
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:53,280
‐ I thought that was
mostly build and hair.

592
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,074
‐ Twenty years I spent mirroring you.

593
00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,577
Getting down your mannerisms,

594
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,037
your gait,

595
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,496
your speech patterns.

596
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,916
But one thing I could never get about you

597
00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:06,668
is how someone as wonderful as you

598
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,795
could think so little of himself.

599
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,381
I could never understand it.

600
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,593
This is the girl for you, pal.

601
00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:17,221
I felt it the moment I walked
into the room yesterday.

602
00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:21,016
And she's got a very big
first chair bassoon moment tonight,

603
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,267
and here you are,

604
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,978
in the apartment, with your
creaky‐kneed stunt double,

605
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:28,565
and your sad little melancholy omelet.

606
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:31,568
♪

607
00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:34,696
‐ You know what?
I think I can just make it.

608
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,282
‐ Oh, attaboy!

609
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,577
Comeback kid!
We are so gonna get Tarantino'd!

610
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,578
[knocking]

611
00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:46,124
‐ Hi, Mrs. Idoko.
I‐I'm sorry to disturb you.

612
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,962
I know we're not exactly
popular right now, but, um‐‐

613
00:27:49,962 --> 00:27:51,171
‐ I don't care.

614
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:53,173
You're clearly better
at this than the police.

615
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,885
‐ Is there anything that you could
tell us about Tim, Ms. Idoko?

616
00:27:56,885 --> 00:27:59,555
Did you see someone come in and out?

617
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:01,974
‐ No, I never saw anyone but,

618
00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:04,810
we certainly heard
a late night visitor.

619
00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:06,270
A loud one.

620
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:08,355
‐ Sex! You mean sex!

621
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,315
‐ Tim was seeing someone?

622
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,818
‐ Oh yes, but I‐I never saw her though.

623
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,404
‐ But it was a woman?
‐ Oh yes.

624
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:19,324
I never heard a woman scream like that.

625
00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:23,412
I hated Tim Kono, but oof.

626
00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,414
That man knew what he was doing.

627
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:27,875
[Oliver growls]

628
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:30,878
[auditorium chatter]
[instruments warming up]

629
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:47,728
‐ I can't believe we never found
anything that pointed to a girlfriend.

630
00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:51,190
‐ I mean, besides that
first engagement ring.

631
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:54,359
‐ Maybe we've been following
the wrong ring this whole time?

632
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:58,238
‐ I don't know why I feel compelled
to know what these things are for.

633
00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,616
But maybe, it will give us
a better picture of who she is.

634
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:03,285
‐ This one tells me that she...

635
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,662
likes pretending she's a cat?

636
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:08,165
[Oliver laughs]
I don't know, what is this?

637
00:29:08,165 --> 00:29:10,125
‐ No, I remember this one.

638
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,628
It's... Yeah! Yeah!
[whipping, thud]

639
00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:16,048
"Exotic Instruments."

640
00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:17,716
Somebody young look that up.

641
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:21,386
[symphony warming up]

642
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,598
[audience chatter]

643
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:26,391
‐ You look excited.

644
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:28,227
‐ I'm here to see my girlfriend.

645
00:29:28,227 --> 00:29:30,896
‐ Oh. Me, too.

646
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:33,524
‐ Mine's a prodigy.
‐ [laughs] Oh good.

647
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:39,571
[applause]

648
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:46,995
[applause dies down]

649
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:50,249
‐ Tonight, we break custom,
for very good reason,

650
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:52,292
with this evening's Stravinsky piece,

651
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,753
to give special mention to our soloist,

652
00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,129
the youngest

653
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:59,383
first chair bassoonist
in our symphony's history.

654
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:00,968
Ms. Allison Tipton.

655
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:04,429
[applause]

656
00:30:04,429 --> 00:30:07,432
♪

657
00:30:08,934 --> 00:30:10,811
‐ That's her. That's my girlfriend.

658
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:13,313
[applause continues]

659
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:18,151
[loud cheering]

660
00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:19,361
MABEL:
That's so weird.

661
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:22,781
Exotic instruments doesn't sell sex toys.

662
00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:26,076
It sells musical instruments.

663
00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,911
‐ Really?
‐ Oliver...

664
00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:32,833
Why is there a bassoon cleaner
in Tim's sex toy box?

665
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,836
♪

666
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:40,048
[auditorium chatter]
[symphony warming up]

667
00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:48,265
♪

668
00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:17,878
♪

669
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:41,318
[fanfare]