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(前情提要)

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- 他們想為我們的線上電台拍電影
- 派拉蒙?

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他們想請我們飛到洛杉磯參加下週的會議

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我是伊娃朗格利亞

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- 我是尤金李維
- 我是...

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- 奧利佛,這位是查克葛里芬納...
- 對,查克葛里芬納尼亞

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我不演了,不幹了

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我們確定凶手要的是班的命
不是你的嗎?

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什麼?

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我一直有種感覺,還有我的業餘無線電

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有些人希望死的是你,不是班

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事發一週了,賽絲的保加利亞左肩

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和膝蓋還在焚化爐裡

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你好,查爾斯

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我逃獄是因為我很擔心賽絲

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她說她覺得有人在監視你

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她在調查這裡的住戶?

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她說她覺得這棟大樓可能有另一個殺人犯

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那些西塔仔

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我們幾乎見到這邊所有的人了

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除了聖誕男和那戶有鎖盒的人家

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那是杜登奧夫家

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杜登奧夫?

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很好,成功了

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這裡一定是狙擊手的巢穴

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火腿無線電

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這是金屬箔嗎?

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奧利佛

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牠好可愛哦

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豬跑了

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我們一起工作將近40年

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拍到一場戲最危險的部分...

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她用血留下訊息嗎?

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然後賽絲會說...

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- 換我上場
-「換我上場」

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查爾斯,你知道這是什麼意思嗎?

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我知道

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(凶手)

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我的表演老師曾經說過

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「發掘你的角色
和警探追查凶手非常相似」

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他的想法是,要一點一滴建立角色

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他們的體能如何?

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(有力氣扛起賽絲的屍體!)

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有什麼技能或特長?

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(狙擊手?)
(擅於用槍!)

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有什麼動機?

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(痛恨查爾斯?)

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持續下去,不斷提出和回答問題

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直到全世界只剩下一個人符合那些描述

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那就是你的角色

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總之,那顯然是胡扯

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身為驕傲的希臘人
八成還是泰斯庇斯的後裔

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相信我,演戲很容易

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把門關上

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我會快速說完

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因為我不該來這裡,消息還沒公開

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你們得知道,到頭來...

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等等...等等

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警探,妳在幫我們嗎?

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拜託,別說了,專心點,我想跟你們談談

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妳喜歡我們嗎?她超喜歡我們

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就算是,現在也不喜歡了

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謝謝妳,摩拉

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聯調局探員正在調查
他們不要我參與,沒關係

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但我至少能給你們這些白癡
一些有用的資訊,所以...

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- 她喜歡這樣
- 她超喜歡我們

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讓我說話,拜託

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我想來一段警察獨白,好嗎?

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假裝這是《法網遊龍》
而我是奧麗薇亞班森

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能讓我發揮嗎?

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- 好的
- 當然,或是亞里斯多德布拉奏斯

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我不知道那是什麼

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聯調局探員認為珍跟本案有關

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當然,她當時還沒逃獄
但他們認為她僱用某個人

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並且懷疑她跑到佛羅里達

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因為那裡有一堆樂團和性愛玩具店

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至於槍手,非常好

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他們在西塔發現一個
300溫徹斯特麥格農的彈殼

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就在14F公寓,住戶的名字是M杜登奧夫

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退休的教授,鄰居們只隨口說他在外地

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他在葡萄牙

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那樣很可疑

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沒錯,我也是這麼說,摩拉
那太他媽可疑了

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因為有西班牙,哪有人會想去葡萄牙?

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對吧?我偏題了

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鄰居們聽到槍聲時,正忙著玩牌

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除了一位住戶

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魯迪瑟柏

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他好像是某種聖誕狂

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就是會說:「天啊
還要等364天才到聖誕節」那型的

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他是那種人

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該注意的是,賽絲的手機被關機了

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但我們正在調閱那一區的監視器畫面

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好,我說完了

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現在歡迎你們提出任何問題

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妳真的不知道亞里斯多德布拉奏斯?

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我說了半天,你只想問這個?

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無所謂,聯調局探員搞錯了

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珍沒有殺賽絲,妳得相信我

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我相信,只是...

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我不確定賽絲是不是目標

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妳老實說

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妳覺得那裡有人會恨我到想要殺我嗎?

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別逼她回答

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聽著,如果妳現在要阻止我們調查

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妳是在浪費時間

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我知道,經過三季,我學乖了

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就算我真的是目標,我還是得為賽絲破案

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該換我上場了

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你到底在胡說什麼?

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這是很嚴肅的事,專心點,天啊

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這個嘛

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看來這讓調查有了新的發展

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那是亞里斯多德布拉奏斯的名言
來自我演的《偵探布拉奏斯》

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《破案三人行》

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(紐約警局)

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(第四季,第三集)
(儷人行)

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你們好啊,好萊塢A咖,你們怎麼會來?

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我保證我們不會對外透露的

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我們名人很重視隱私

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{\an8}兄弟姊妹覺得我們應該

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{\an8}跟著你們行動一天,做些角色研究

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{\an8}我也為《寶貝老闆:家大業大》
跟過一個寶寶

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{\an8}對,我們每天還是會傳訊息

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{\an8}太棒了

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{\an8}查克,你想來多認識奧利佛帕南?

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{\an8}在大師身旁學習?

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{\an8}沒錯,有好多值得一學

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{\an8}我接下工作時,絕對沒想著要輕鬆賺

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{\an8}我個人還希望能多待一天

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{\an8}讓我更有時間深入瞭解這個複雜的男人

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{\an8}尤金,你知道你演的是查爾斯吧?

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{\an8}雙胞胎,我一直在練習我的梅寶

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{\an8}聽著,現在不方便,又發生謀殺案了

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{\an8}好耶

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{\an8}別管角色研究了,我們今天要破案?

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{\an8}- 我要弄些零食
- 不是...

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{\an8}葛里芬納奇?

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那個絕妙、迷人的帥哥要在電影裡演你?

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不會吧,這樣不對,有夠亂來

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沒想到妳喜歡地中海口味,警探

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- 要幫妳引見嗎?
- 不了...不了

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我還沒準備好

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但要是那個可口的小男人出事
我會親手宰了你

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別毀了我跟查克的機會

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這些演員不能留下來

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不行,這是謀殺案調查
不是伊娃朗格利亞的演技練習課

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查爾斯還是有危險

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對,先聽我說

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我們只有一次拍自傳電影的機會

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瑪莉蓮夢露或傑佛瑞達默
那種特別的人才可能有兩次

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而且角色研究的前24小時最關鍵

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我必須讓查克葛里芬納奇
在今天愛上他的角色

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好,你是一對二

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查爾斯,你懂的,你也當過演員

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你不希望尤金李維認識真正的你嗎?

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我?人人想殺的過街老鼠?不了,謝謝

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我的自尊沒脆弱到需要某個

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艾美獎得主的認可

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查爾斯

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《木材之史》?

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英俊又聰明?

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尤金,你得好好加油了

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也許這些演員能幫上忙

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太好了

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幹嘛?

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我們盯著紙箱

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想像有自己的公寓是什麼感覺

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人生中難得的穩定感

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什麼?不是,而且別再說「我們」了

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那是凶手開槍的地方

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而且那層樓的任何人都能用密碼進去

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不好意思,妳上午10點就喝酒?

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- 對,我要進入角色
- 我不在上午10點喝酒

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沒錯,但我的梅寶會,她有一堆壞習慣

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好了

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威廉斯說子彈是300溫徹斯特麥格農

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1960年代的產品

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至今都是獵人最愛用的子彈

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我在《偵探布拉奏斯》學到的

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我知道,第403集,《淑女與魯格手槍》

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所以凶手是獵人

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但凶手渾然不知,獵人即將成為獵物

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- 查克,你有記下來嗎?
- 有

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每兩分鐘說個老套的笑話
有的沒的,莎莎嘉寶

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有很多細微之處

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你確實跟我一樣風趣

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怎麼會有人痛恨
這個美國資深偶像到想要殺掉他?

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真是匪夷所思

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其實很簡單

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如果你看過他吃一盤要剝殼的蝦
你就會懂了

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那麼大的子彈,後座力會很強

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{\an8}那個眼罩要遮的是抗藥性結膜炎

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還是槍枝後座力造成的瘀血呢?

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好,我聽夠了

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我們查出凶手了

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- 我的梅寶很有自信
- 好

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請妳別碰我的謀殺線索板

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我們見過文斯
他不可能強壯到能扛起賽絲的屍體

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魯迪瑟柏,那個天天過聖誕節的傢伙

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體格倒是很好

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00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,685
我聽夠了

203
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,146
我們查出凶手了

204
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,899
我的梅寶勇於承認錯誤

205
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,361
查爾斯,這個人有理由恨你嗎?

206
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沒有

207
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,614
也許是聖誕樹的事吧

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我要大家簽請願書,禁用真正的聖誕樹

209
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,664
- 它們有火災風險
- 沒錯

210
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,208
但誰會為這種事殺人?

211
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,294
某個生性熱愛聖誕節的人?

212
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好,但賽絲被殺那晚,他在外地

213
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真的嗎?

214
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:19,428
我們在杜登奧夫家的窗邊
發現這個類似聖誕彩帶的東西

215
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也許能證明魯迪當晚在那裡

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對,對

217
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- 凶手
- 再說一次,別亂碰

218
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:31,399
看來嗆紅辣鹿魯迪被逮個正著

219
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,025
有的沒的,碧亞瑟

220
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,195
我還是懷疑文斯費許

221
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,369
何必做選擇?我們可以分頭擊破

222
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,705
你帶尤金去見文斯

223
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,998
梅寶和伊娃去見魯迪

224
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:51,627
好,我要去開除經紀人
和看小孩了,謝謝各位

225
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不行,我是說

226
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,508
不行啦,我們要回我家做一件很重要的事

227
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,681
監聽我們在杜登奧夫家發現的無線電

228
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如果你因為我所向無敵的魅力而愛上我

229
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也沒有關係

230
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快走...

231
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,742
是結膜炎,還是槍枝後座力造成的瘀血?

232
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:29,582
要怎麼拿掉眼罩

233
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我想到了

234
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,003
我想到了

235
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,923
你跟他要水喝,我說個厲害的笑話

236
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,676
你做出噴飯的反應,把水噴到他臉上

237
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,722
他擦臉的時候,就不得不把眼罩拿掉

238
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,310
那是我想過最蠢的主意之一

239
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,395
抱歉,抱歉,查爾斯

240
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,397
我還是有點緊張

241
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,191
我對飾演你很緊張

242
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,276
我瞭解,這是一大挑戰

243
00:12:57,276 --> 00:13:00,529
因為我只演過群體中最沒才能的人

244
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:04,074
因為我覺得他們最搞笑,但你不搞笑

245
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,952
你確實有種沒才能的特質

246
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,871
但你飾演的布拉奏斯

247
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,583
那種無畏精神和複雜性

248
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,669
我常對自己說:「我現在看的是電視劇

249
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還是博士級的物理課啊?」

250
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,175
別說了

251
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,511
除非你還有話要說

252
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,887
應該沒有了

253
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,056
我很緊張,你毫不畏懼

254
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:28,933
沒了,就這樣

255
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,063
我想到了

256
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,274
我知道要怎麼拿掉眼罩

257
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,695
慢點,慢點,計畫是什麼?

258
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,947
要怎麼接近魯迪?

259
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,283
我們猛攻他?指控他?看著他侷促不安?

260
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,410
我不想用性操縱的手段

261
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,913
我不完全反對,因為我很擅長,但...

262
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:54,875
好,梅寶,我認為我們有些誤會

263
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,503
我們非用「梅寶」不可嗎?

264
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,838
我覺得是

265
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,591
好老氣的名字哦,我們又不老

266
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,801
有更好的選擇

267
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,803
妳覺得

268
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,138
瑪貝兒如何?

269
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:13,435
好耶,有難以捉摸、神祕的感覺

270
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,313
有「妳是哪裡人?
我能去那裡嗎?」的感覺

271
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,524
長島的貝波特,答案是不行

272
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:23,070
我和奧利佛
在狙擊手的巢穴發現這條金屬箔

273
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:27,157
所以我得去魯迪家
看看有沒有一樣的金屬箔

274
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,242
但不能打草驚蛇

275
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:31,161
什麼?我們只要窺探聖誕怪胎?

276
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,999
天啊,我們是充滿行動力的年輕女性

277
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,877
我們應該去那裡踩他的聖誕地雷

278
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,920
激他到他承認為止

279
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,341
他也可以殺了我們
因為...不知道耶,他可能是凶手

280
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,594
妳想瞭解梅寶嗎?

281
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,805
梅寶是獨行俠

282
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:51,974
好

283
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,935
瑪貝兒不會待在排擠她的地方

284
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,688
是梅寶

285
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,108
搞什麼?

286
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,407
查克

287
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:13,454
我們一開始就有些誤解,從頭來過好嗎?

288
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,538
好啊

289
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,292
我的屁股真好看,你看

290
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,295
你已經掌握我的早晨禱詞了

291
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,964
帕南家的屁股是出名的大

292
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,341
難怪他們會相中你

293
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:31,138
我通常喜歡由外往內瞭解角色

294
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,433
角色會穿什麼?他的衣服給人什麼感覺?

295
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,435
我比較喜歡由內往外

296
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,229
我會看劇本的內容

297
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,649
然後再用嘴巴說出台詞

298
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,860
- 這樣啊,好
- 蠻容易的

299
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,529
我們不是應該對無線電做什麼嗎?

300
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,031
不了,任何白癡都能做

301
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,157
你好

302
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,036
我的耳朵好燙

303
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,748
他們找你演啊

304
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,541
我看得出原因

305
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,086
他們還能去哪找有鬍子的諧星?

306
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,965
好,但嫉妒和黃色不適合你

307
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,257
再說,這隻豬?

308
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,134
牠在大廳溜達,非常沮喪

309
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,470
但我們會讓你開心起來,度過很棒的一天

310
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,472
對不對,娜塔莉肉曼?

311
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,100
我在猜名字,然後等牠回應

312
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,518
喬治斯培根

313
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,770
牠明明是母的,搞笑男

314
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,188
那就葛羅里肌史坦能

315
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,736
哈爾德,監聽這個無線電
我得讓查克進入角色

316
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,363
說真的,我們可以收工了

317
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,448
好...好,考考你,大人物

318
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,575
你是奧利佛帕南

319
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:37,454
你在喬艾倫餐廳喝了六杯柯夢波丹
這時法蘭克里奇來找碴

320
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:42,501
誰是最經典的萊芙特太太?
蘭斯貝瑞還是盧波恩?

321
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,003
盧波恩

322
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,379
- 我的老天爺
- 天啊

323
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,382
你們快去吧,這傢伙有得學了

324
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,967
(犯罪現場,請勿跨越)

325
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,533
妳來這裡幹嘛?

326
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,243
破解謀殺案啊

327
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,786
瑪貝兒是獨行俠,記得嗎?

328
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:18,871
是誰啊?

329
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,498
是客人嗎,伊娃?

330
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,750
大概吧

331
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,382
你好

332
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,427
這是怎樣?

333
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,222
我只是帶傳奇諧星尤金李維過來

334
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,808
幫助大家面對大樓最近發生的謀殺案

335
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:42,728
也許能讓大家笑一笑

336
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,899
- 那眼罩是怎麼回事?
- 謝謝你問起

337
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,151
沒想到我和尤金

338
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:54,782
在同一時間得了麻煩的結膜炎,然後...

339
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,327
幸好我們有這個...效果驚人的眼藥水

340
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:02,122
我們想到,如果你的眼罩下有同樣的問題

341
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,208
麻煩的結膜炎

342
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,127
你可能會想趁現在把它根除...

343
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,838
沒錯,我很樂意分享眼藥水

344
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:12,674
這樣吧,不用了,好嗎?

345
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,011
我試過市面上每種眼藥水了,來

346
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,305
等等,等等,我懂,我懂

347
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,266
你試過市面上所有產品

348
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:26,355
但你聽了我朋友的故事,就會改變心意

349
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,023
我的故事?

350
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,820
你上週在即興表演告訴我的故事

351
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,532
對,那...我的故事很簡單

352
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:42,162
- 我堂哥是眼科醫師
- 薩維奇醫師,薩拉扎薩維奇

353
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:47,000
對,他的父親,也就是我叔叔

354
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,213
1940年代曾經在巴拉圭當傳教士

355
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:58,220
幫助馬塔瓜約原住民改變信仰

356
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,847
和養育他的獨子

357
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:05,602
就是非常聰明
卻默默無聞的薩拉扎薩維奇醫師

358
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,355
- 對,然後...
- 抱歉,有重點嗎?

359
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,023
我這就說重點

360
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:13,485
我堂哥用當地的阿拉瓦仙人掌

361
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,363
研發出最先進的結膜炎治療法

362
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:21,910
但因為食品藥物管理局的瑣碎規定
在這裡是無法取得的

363
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,454
那方面的細節我就不多說了

364
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,831
對,總之,重點是...

365
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,709
謝天謝地,對,重點是?

366
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,793
重點是

367
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:36,508
我最近收到這瓶好東西,從亞松森寄來的

368
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:40,262
也就是巴拉圭的首都

369
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,974
好,好啦...好啦,我會試試看

370
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,517
用法是...

371
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:50,314
你把眼罩拉下來,然後滴16滴藥水

372
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,274
我知道怎麼用眼藥水

373
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:58,155
不是的,你最好在這裡滴
因為我們想錄下來

374
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,909
好把影片傳給薩拉瓦...

375
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:02,993
- 薩維奇醫師
- 薩維奇

376
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,119
我馬上回來

377
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,507
來吧

378
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,177
兩杯高蛋白蛋酒,很好喝哦

379
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,055
這是我個人的配方,專利申請中

380
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,515
伊娃,其實我也是個大亨

381
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,102
真濃郁

382
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:34,024
謝謝,祕訣就是蛋要比酒多,還有鹿蹄粉

383
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,905
很抱歉我這樣打擾你們

384
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,283
我不確定伊娃朗格利亞說了什麼,但...

385
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,868
我說我們在調查謀殺案

386
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,078
當然了

387
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,788
而且我們在找線索

388
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,249
我們在今天之內就會有答案

389
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,295
岔個題,魯迪,你家真舒適

390
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,798
我很愛聖誕裝飾

391
00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,009
但我必須說,你少了我的最愛

392
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:05,055
什麼?倒數月曆?我有五個

393
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,099
胡桃鉗?我有全家福

394
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,851
12呎高的雪人?我得把它放在我房間裡

395
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,313
有些人受不了它的比例和形態上的正確性

396
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,398
很合理

397
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,277
不,我是指金屬箔,你家有嗎?

398
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,907
那是《活寶兄弟》主題曲嗎?

399
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,659
那是無線電?

400
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,662
對,朋友送我的,我這就把它關掉

401
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,083
瑪貝兒,看看四周,沒有金屬箔

402
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:38,005
看看四周,牆上有槍,而且他也有無線電

403
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,339
這裡一定有金屬箔

404
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:42,718
他八成把它藏起來了
因為妳跟他說我們在找線索

405
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:43,927
別再說金屬箔了

406
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,555
我們把那傢伙惹毛

407
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,016
讓他在我7點半的晚餐前認罪

408
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,559
對了,我7點半有飯局

409
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,228
我很想跟大家說我今天破了謀殺案

410
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,106
伊娃,我朋友真的有生命危險

411
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,985
我們不會惹毛殺人犯
好讓妳分享逸聞趣事給...

412
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,987
羅傑費德勒、安德森庫柏、蜜雪兒歐巴馬

413
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,489
還有《創智贏家》那位女士,芭什麼的

414
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:08,785
好吧,我們會儘量讓妳在6點前離開

415
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:09,870
太好了

416
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,420
你可能覺得很呆,但我小時候

417
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:23,550
我有個夢想,那就是活出

418
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,553
有朝一日會被拍成電影的人生

419
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:32,351
現在我只希望它被拍成史上最棒的電影

420
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,354
你能承認真的很勇敢

421
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,356
但原因應該不是你想的那樣

422
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,445
好,我...抱歉

423
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,448
我懂,你不想被遺忘

424
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,701
誰忘得了奧利佛帕南?

425
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,411
對,對

426
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,915
所以來拯救你的髮型吧,天啊

427
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,544
這要花點時間了

428
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,340
但我確實有個疑問

429
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,966
一下就好了

430
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,260
你說的這些故事...

431
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,722
不可能是真的吧?

432
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:16,603
奧利佛帕南的故事
關鍵就在於你會希望它是真的

433
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,816
故事應該發生在1960到1980年之間

434
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,820
應該跟一位你沒想到還活著的名人有關

435
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,740
最精彩的故事都發生在
現在成了連鎖餐廳的夜店

436
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,701
或是跟已經不存在的藥物有關

437
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:36,289
好,閉上眼睛

438
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,257
有人剛從伊比薩島回來

439
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,343
我跟芭芭拉伊登
在那裡的自助餐廳嗑過鴉片?

440
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,431
沒有人一學就會

441
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,016
- 好吧
- 來,過來這裡

442
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:26,715
不管這是什麼

443
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:29,301
我都討厭死了

444
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,037
好,他隨時會出來

445
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,623
隨時,查爾斯,你還有計畫嗎?

446
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,874
- 我有個計畫
- 很好

447
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,042
- 我有個計畫...
- 很好

448
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,126
就是...

449
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:08,882
天啊,我在殺人犯的公寓裡
而且你沒有計畫

450
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,675
好,謝了

451
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,345
還給你,希望有效

452
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,433
聽著,在我們離開前,不知道你...

453
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:22,562
能不能給我朋友查爾斯一杯水

454
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:23,897
好啊

455
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,482
- 這下我成了餐廳
- 好

456
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:32,072
- 我們不用你的噴飯計畫
- 我們別無選擇

457
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:35,158
我說笑,你噴水到他臉上
我們就能看眼罩下的樣子

458
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:38,828
如果他痛恨我、是殺人犯
還能直接朝我公寓開槍

459
00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:40,747
也許我不該噴水到他臉上?

460
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,832
說得好,說得很好

461
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,168
- 但他還是能殺了我
- 來了

462
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:46,253
是啊

463
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,172
你要的水來了

464
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:52,801
總之,有兩隻蝸牛在比佛利山莊度假...

465
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,512
來,喝喝看,一位牧師和一隻鴨子...

466
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:59,307
不行,那不好笑,你拿著,你喝...你喝

467
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,768
總之,兩個食人族坐下來

468
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,104
享用烤過的小丑屁眼...

469
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,064
搞什...

470
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:10,235
一個食人族對另一個說
「你有嚐到笑氣嗎?」

471
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:19,202
那不是瘀血,而是很粉紅的結膜炎

472
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:20,120
對

473
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,873
有抗藥性的結膜炎

474
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,545
沒有,沒有

475
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:30,922
妳要幫忙嗎?

476
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,215
不了,我有點忙

477
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,093
妳在做什麼?

478
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:40,974
沒什麼,我只是在欣賞這個暖心的...

479
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:43,685
不行,拜託

480
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,354
- 別碰他
- 好

481
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,523
聖誕老婆婆真幸運

482
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:50,191
太好了

483
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:54,696
晚餐提前到6點半,該緊急迫降了

484
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,823
- 不行...不行
- 魯迪

485
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,783
不要...不要

486
00:26:58,783 --> 00:26:59,993
這會惹毛你嗎?

487
00:27:01,578 --> 00:27:02,829
- 什麼...
- 還是...

488
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,372
- 不要...不要
- 這樣呢?

489
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,960
對了,你的蛋酒很難喝

490
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:12,255
你要怎麼做?你要哭嗎?你要哭了嗎?

491
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:14,674
因為我聽說一有人想毀掉聖誕節

492
00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:16,801
你就會變得有點凶殘

493
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,970
別碰那個

494
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,640
那一定很讓人理智斷線

495
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,350
- 天啊
- 妳在幹嘛?

496
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,684
我在破解謀殺案

497
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,811
承認吧,你只有聖誕節

498
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,689
對,聖誕節和健身

499
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:32,692
你顯然很重視健身,我不否認

500
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,486
但主因是你熱愛聖誕節

501
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:38,740
所以當你的討厭鬼鄰居
試圖奪走你真正的聖誕樹

502
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:39,824
你就抓狂了

503
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,994
- 伊娃,把槍放下
- 於是當你看到查爾斯...

504
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,538
- 伊娃朗格利亞發瘋了
- 完全正確

505
00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:47,791
你就朝他開槍

506
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,919
- 這不是真槍
- 沒錯

507
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:53,296
妳認為我愛聖誕節,就朝查爾斯開槍?

508
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:54,297
對

509
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,715
我恨聖誕節

510
00:27:58,968 --> 00:27:59,969
但是...

511
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,223
好

512
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,725
我是健身網紅

513
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:09,437
我拍了一段聖誕主題的運動影片
結果它爆紅

514
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,981
這下我只能當聖誕老人的性感小幫手

515
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:15,694
如果內容跟聖誕節無關
我的讚數就不會破百

516
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,237
我的成功是我的牢籠

517
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:21,908
這些裝飾、馴鹿
那把來自《聖誕故事》的槍

518
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:22,992
都是我的獄卒

519
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:26,162
每五秒就有人問我
他們還在不在淘氣鬼名單上

520
00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,497
{\an8}(淘氣鬼名單)
(珍妮芙,艾瑪、班、山姆)

521
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,707
好多個名字

522
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,583
- 你好啊
- 還有腹肌

523
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,710
謝謝妳

524
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,713
妳們知道在自己身上寫反字有多難嗎?

525
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,174
我花一堆時間想聖誕節的運動雙關語

526
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:41,094
你絕對想不到你的身體有多少潛力

527
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:44,055
現在是「禮」「精靈」自己的最佳時機

528
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,224
我爸媽對我超失望的

529
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,852
說出來的感覺真好

530
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:56,943
可以請妳們別對外說我恨聖誕節嗎?

531
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,862
當然可以,沒問題

532
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:00,989
我只剩下一個問題

533
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:02,866
你能解釋這個嗎?

534
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,369
我們在凶手開槍處看到金屬箔

535
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:08,371
所以才找上你

536
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,831
好,這不是金屬箔

537
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,624
金屬箔非常易燃

538
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:12,876
聖誕節的沉默殺手

539
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,670
好,謝謝你

540
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,549
很抱歉伊娃朗格利亞在你家開了

541
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,633
她以為的真槍

542
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:21,718
抱歉

543
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,887
如果這樣能安慰你的話

544
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,473
蜜雪兒歐巴馬今晚會看你的抖音

545
00:29:28,391 --> 00:29:31,102
等等,什麼意思?
蜜雪兒歐巴馬會看我的...

546
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,562
那是委婉說法嗎?

547
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,897
聖誕快樂

548
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,902
- 奧利們回來了
- 奧利們回來了

549
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,030
跟豬、無線電獨處的日子真是漫長

550
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,114
今天開心嗎?

551
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:47,952
要看你對跟文雷姆斯嗑太多白板
而被踢出花花公子俱樂部有何看法了

552
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,039
等一下

553
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,583
- 是我經紀人,等一下
- 好

554
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,252
似乎蠻順利的嘛

555
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,755
非常成功,超級成功

556
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,216
成功得了巨人症

557
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,843
而我做了非常詳細的無線電日誌

558
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:08,723
有幾個呼號,《活寶兄弟》的主題曲

559
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,308
很多關於天氣的閒談

560
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:11,392
很多

561
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:15,063
這些瘋子大多只是在等末日降臨

562
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,773
包括克莉絲豬薇格

563
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:20,151
牠要是會開窗戶,就要變成加拿大培根了

564
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,320
很高興你今天逼我做這件事

565
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,324
對,當然

566
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,952
真的很好玩,我們一直打鬧

567
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:32,080
也好好認識彼此...就是那回事

568
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:34,874
我當然是在反諷

569
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:37,460
你對「轉型」到底有什麼疑惑?

570
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:41,756
我說過我要大、有內容
讓人流口水的主角,引人注目的角色

571
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,801
你卻給我矮小、冷汗直流的威利旺卡

572
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:48,429
這個人是個沒深度的自戀狂

573
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:52,517
在那些圍巾下,在他內心深處
就只有更多該死的圍巾

574
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,601
我得掛電話了

575
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,105
謝了,我要走了,今天很開心

576
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:58,606
很開心

577
00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,276
葛里芬納奇

578
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:04,779
你跟這個人共度一天,竟然還是不懂?

579
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,032
讓我告訴你有關奧利佛帕南先生的事

580
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:09,742
這個人

581
00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:11,619
是我的英雄

582
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,622
奧利佛不知道放棄為何物

583
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:18,835
沒有障礙或悲劇能讓奧利佛帕南一蹶不振

584
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:20,628
想想他經歷過的事

585
00:31:20,628 --> 00:31:24,757
失敗總是接連不斷

586
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,426
台上和台下都是

587
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:29,262
- 好
- 任何一個稍微有點

588
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:32,432
尊嚴的人都會被打垮

589
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,142
但這個人不會

590
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,687
他每次失敗,都會馬上振作

591
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,522
而且保持樂觀,對吧?

592
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,607
對,是的

593
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,692
就算他知道會再次失敗也一樣

594
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,236
好,哈爾德,拜託,我能應付...

595
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:48,531
好,以他現在的遠距離戀情來說

596
00:31:48,531 --> 00:31:50,617
我猜六個月,多數人會說三個月

597
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,746
但他還是在這提攜你的小事業

598
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,832
而不是享受那段災難戀情

599
00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:59,542
珍貴的倒數時刻

600
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,629
不對,我和羅芮塔再好不過了

601
00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,213
我就說到這裡

602
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,719
這樣才讓人流口水

603
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,596
這才叫有內容

604
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,640
你不是宮廷弄臣

605
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:15,934
你是李爾王

606
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,061
好,哈爾德想說的是...

607
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,187
不...不

608
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,732
你是優雅的蠕蟲

609
00:32:23,983 --> 00:32:25,276
盛裝的門墊

610
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,029
色彩鮮明的打不死的蟑螂

611
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,615
我恨你

612
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,951
但我愛你

613
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,790
也許經過這次,人們就會認真看待我

614
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,170
我會讓你成為不朽經典,奧利佛

615
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,131
真實

616
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:49,050
悲慘

617
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:51,719
令人心碎

618
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:53,805
孤單

619
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:55,974
可悲的你

620
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,896
你真好心,謝謝你

621
00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:03,231
好,我們開始吧

622
00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,031
老兄

623
00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,449
看看是誰在流鼻血

624
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,493
我以前常因為焦慮流鼻血

625
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:16,577
好

626
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:18,788
我是因為臉上挨了一拳

627
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,665
很抱歉我出手那麼重

628
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,001
沒關係,文斯,我接受你的道歉

629
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,212
我發現一件事,查爾斯

630
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:28,131
你沒有那麼複雜

631
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,843
你跟我一樣懦弱,所以才好笑

632
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,469
我想我能演你

633
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:35,346
這也算是好消息

634
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:38,391
真不敢相信你以為我殺了你朋友

635
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:43,604
我連這個中重度的細菌性結膜炎都殺不了

636
00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,523
朝我朋友開槍的人

637
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,401
眼睛八成不太好

638
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:51,195
因為我認為他的目標是我

639
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:54,741
而且說真的,我一直以為你討厭我

640
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,035
什麼?我討厭你?

641
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,703
我一直以為你討厭我

642
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:02,123
我每次在窗邊看到你,你都會移開視線

643
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,958
不,我只是覺得尷尬

644
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,170
我也常覺得尷尬

645
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,629
你也會尷尬?

646
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:11,758
我非常尷尬,對

647
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:13,676
文斯

648
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,011
查爾斯

649
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,724
好啊

650
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:21,476
尤金

651
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:24,896
好,好了

652
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,564
你看,太緊了

653
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,692
你這樣就抱太緊了

654
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:31,903
夠了

655
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,571
這是三人份的擁抱

656
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,655
夠了

657
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:36,991
好,我們走吧,好,再見

658
00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,201
這公寓真不錯

659
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,125
我今晚說這故事時,應該會略過

660
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,502
我大錯特錯的部分

661
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,173
其實說起來,妳幫了我一個忙

662
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:55,259
不然我可能會花好幾週
想著那傢伙有動機

663
00:34:56,219 --> 00:35:01,057
也許妳的梅寶做法沒那麼糟糕
或是瑪貝兒

664
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,102
瑪貝兒大膽、瀟灑、賣T恤

665
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,105
我想我會再待一下

666
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,232
學學妳的做法

667
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:26,749
我支持妳,瑪貝兒

668
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,811
(搜尋或輸入網站名稱)

669
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,980
(紐約市佔屋者權利)

670
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,773
(紐約市的佔屋者權利)

671
00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:54,110
{\an8}(佔屋者可於30天後被視為合法租戶)

672
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:18,342
(梅寶:喬遷派對?)

673
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,394
(杜登奧夫)

674
00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,729
是我們

675
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,440
房務人員

676
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,485
妳不相信杜登奧夫在葡萄牙?

677
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:37,904
我不相信

678
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,655
他不會樂見妳住進來

679
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:40,740
正合我意

680
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,366
如果他發現我在這佔屋

681
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:44,368
就必須親自來把我趕走

682
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,704
他可能就是凶手

683
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,081
我個人很高興妳佔屋

684
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:52,710
1977年夏天,我有不可思議的三個月

685
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,504
都佔著桑尼波諾的棕櫚泉泳池別墅

686
00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:57,173
聽著,這樣有助於調查

687
00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:59,258
我也需要地方住

688
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:02,428
我只是...擔心妳在這裡的安全

689
00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:04,555
我時時刻刻都在擔心你

690
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,308
至少我們現在能守望相助了

691
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:12,021
演員們怎麼不來參與我們的最終回?

692
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,482
像是我們一下子想通一切的時候

693
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:35,086
現在是怎樣?

694
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,965
什麼歌這麼耳熟?

695
00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:41,550
我在魯迪的無線電上聽到的

696
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:43,678
你不知道《活寶兄弟》的主題曲?

697
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:44,762
妳知道?

698
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,390
《活寶兄弟》的主題曲

699
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,977
哈爾德在無線電上記錄到同一首歌

700
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,061
把日誌給我

701
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:59,318
對,有個人上線說:「到445見我」

702
00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:01,821
這些無線電到底在搞什麼?

703
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,156
這是某種末日邪教嗎?

704
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,618
文斯有一張這層住戶的合照

705
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:10,288
有個人握著魯迪的手、抱著豬

706
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,956
他的臉還被劃掉

707
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,833
- 也許那就是無線電上的人
- 好

708
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:17,962
但什麼是445?地址,還是時間?

709
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,046
是頻率

710
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:21,799
我的天啊

711
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:28,848
你能幫我嗎?

712
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,641
好,我幫你,來

713
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,270
有人嗎?有人嗎?

714
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:39,942
大謀雲呼叫活寶兄弟,你收到了嗎?

715
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:42,695
有人嗎?

716
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:44,405
妳不該用這個頻率

717
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,116
杜登奧夫是誰?

718
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,576
那些火腿是怎樣?

719
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,910
妳知道是誰想殺我嗎?

720
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:53,497
上一個跑來問這些問題的人被殺了

721
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,500
我愛你,腿米費耶貝克

722
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:01,505
那個謎團解開了

723
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:04,884
我告訴你們,忘了這件事
否則下一個就是你們

724
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:49,136
{\an8}字幕翻譯:宋梅君