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[Sazz Pataki]
Stunt people always fall.
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But the trick is you get up
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and make sure you don't become dust.
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Sazz...
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[Detective Donna Williams]
The shooter, very good.
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A single .300 Win Mag casing was found
in the West Tower
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in apartment 14F, belonging to a tenant
by the name of M. Dudenoff,
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retired professor, who the neighbors
are conveniently saying
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he's not in town. He's in Portugal.
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Neighbors are busy playing card games
when they hear the gunshot.
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- What, I achieved?
- [Inez] Yes!
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I think that earns you
a trip to the bathroom.
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- Is that a person?
- Don't be ridiculous. It's a ham.
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No, no, no, no. This movie has to happen.
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It's the only way I can
keep up with my sexy,
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- successful girlfriend.
- Hi!
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Loretta, will you...
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Will what? Would I what?
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- You don't believe Dudenoff's in Portugal?
- I'm not convinced.
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Well, he's not gonna
be happy you're here.
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I'm counting on it.
If he finds out I'm squatting here,
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he'll have to show his face
to kick me out.
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[Oliver Putnam]
Did one of them kill Sazz?
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[Mabel Mora]
We're gonna find out.
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I kept a very detailed ham radio journal.
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A person came on the line and said,
"Meet me at 445."
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- Who is Dudenoff?
- [speaker] [on radio] The last person
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who came around asking
these questions got killed.
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- [echoing whistling]
- [dry leaves rustling]
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[speaker with Irish accent]
A movie set is filled with egomaniacs.
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- [whistling continues]
- [rustling continues]
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- [thunder rumbling]
- [birds chirping]
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- But a good stunt double...
- [Charles-Haden Savage] Sazz!
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[speaker] ...must set the ego aside
and just be a maniac.
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[echoing]
Hey, wait up!
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[♪ tense music playing]
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Sazz?
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[speaker] Risking life and limb
to make their actor look good.
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Where are we going?!
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[leaves rustle]
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[distorted, echoing]
Paradise...
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[♪ tense crescendo]
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[gun cocking, firing]
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- [echoing gunshot fades away]
- [gasps]
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- [♪ gentle piano music playing]
- [sighs]
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[speaker] For the stunt double,
their actor is number one.
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For the actor? Well,
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it's not always so clear.
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Alright, I've been up since 3:00 working.
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Well, not working the whole time.
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I spent two hours looking
for an all-night Staples,
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but then, I built this.
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[sing-songy]
♪ Ta-da ♪
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A second murder board.
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You dragged me outta bed for this?
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Most working adults are up by 8:00 a.m.
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Yes, but, like, farmers.
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Look, if we're gonna take
Sazz seriously as a target,
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she deserves her own board.
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The voice on the radio
says that Sazz was killed
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because she was asking
questions about the West Tower,
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and Sazz was a ham radio hobbyist.
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Hm. I like it.
Could be a good hook for the podcast.
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This season, we're not just
searching for the killer.
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We're searching for the victim, too.
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Oliver, do you wanna record that?
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Just gimme 10 minutes.
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- [Oliver snores]
- What's "Paradise"?
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Uh-- Nothing. It's just--
It's just something someone told me.
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Who?
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Sazz.
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When?
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Last night. In my dream.
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Ask him if he can draw a clock.
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If he can't draw a clock,
it's Alzheimer's.
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Look, forget about this.
This is not important.
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The point is, if Sazz was the target,
we need to fill in the blanks of her life.
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Now, obviously, she and I were very close.
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We shared everything.
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Two girlfriends, a signature look,
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and a blood type so rare,
it's in the Red Cross Hall of Fame,
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but she never told me
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why she was asking questions
about the West Tower.
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Well, I've hit a dead end there.
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The voice on the radio has gone silent,
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and the Westies have been freezing me out
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since I started squatting.
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[♪ soft mysterious music playing]
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[blinds rattle]
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What is Vince doing in his underwear
with that animal leg?
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If they're not a cult,
they're definitely cult-adjacent.
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Oh. That's a Portuguese flag.
Or as the Portuguese call it,
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Bandeira das Quinas.
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I'd recognize that bi-colored rectangle
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with the green on the hoist
and the red on the fly anywhere.
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Oliver, you wanna come see the--
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Oliver, why are you so sleepy?
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I don't know.
Usually, your riveting flag facts
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are like a shot of adrenaline.
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[yawns] I barely slept last night.
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Loretta called me, as usual,
after she wrapped on set,
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and we had a, you know, a nice chat.
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A little shorter than usual.
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And then, she had to run.
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And then, I took the teeniest tumble
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into a deep, dark pit of despair.
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- [slams down mug]
- Look.
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I have never seen Instagram that big.
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I didn't know Loretta was on there.
I should follow her.
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Her feed is a cornucopia of charming,
sunny Hollywood content.
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But notice this intruder.
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- It's an arm.
- Yeah, a male arm!
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A taut, rippling arm!
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And I don't trust its intentions!
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It's in 11 of her last 14 pictures here.
I mean, i-it...
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She is spending
78% of her documented time
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with this mystery himbo,
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and there's no way
I can find out who he is.
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- You could ask her.
- Ask her?
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And drive her into this
strong, supportive arm?
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No, that's a one-way ticket to Cuck City,
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population: Putnam!
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Hey, Charles.
Sazz was one of Loretta's followers.
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[Charles]
Sazz was on Instagram?
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Yeah. She posted from this place
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called Concussions the day she died.
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What's Concussions?
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Concussions. It's a stuntman bar.
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"This New York institution
caters to the lunatics
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"who take a beating,
so your favorite celebs don't have to.
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Open to the public since
the Civil Rights Act of 1964."
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Well, we should go there.
Maybe somebody'll know
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why Sazz was asking questions
about the West Tower.
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Oh, they have trivia on Thursday!
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Jesus, turn your brightness down!
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I feel like I just looked
right into an eclipse.
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Oh, right...
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[shouting]
Brightness, down!
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T-Tablet, brightness down!
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Down, brightness!
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- Susie, brightness down!
- [♪ lively theme music playing]
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[♪ vocalizing]
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[theme music fades out]
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- [door opens]
- [Hammy Faye Bakker oinks]
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[Mabel]
Howard, thanks for watching the apartment.
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And the pig.
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- We cuddled like King Charles and Camilla.
- [Hammy oinks]
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What is up with this bed anyway?
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It was a regift from Eva Longoria.
She said she didn't need two.
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Well, climb in.
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We can use this time
to work on my podcast.
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Animal Jobs? You know,
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the podcast about animals and their jobs.
[chuckles]
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- [phone beeps]
- [on recording] Welcome to Animal Jobs,
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the podcast about animals and their jobs.
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I'm here with Henry,
the Central Park Clydesdale.
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- [Henry neighing]
- [Howard laughs]
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You won't believe what else he has to say.
I have incredible audio.
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All I need from you is to learn
how to edit, score, mix, and post it.
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I'm sorry, I don't have time
to teach Podcasting 101 right now.
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What do you mean?
You're squatting and can't leave.
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You're trapped with me. In a fun way.
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I-- Someone can't leave.
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I need someone here
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in case Dudenoff shows up
and kicks me out. I--
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Sorry, I have to follow a lead.
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- It's always about the case with you.
- [Hammy snorts]
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It's like you don't care
about Animal Jobs at all.
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No! No, no, no,
it's just those guys need me,
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and you... are... such a self-starter.
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No, I'm not.
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- I'm a sad boy who hates being alone.
- [Hammy squeals]
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- Look at me. I'm in bed with a pig.
- [Hammy grunting]
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You're right where you're
supposed to be. I promise.
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Just please don't leave
until I come back.
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Please? Thank you.
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Thank you for the pig. Bye, Hammy.
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[door opens, shuts]
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- Bye.
- [elevator dings]
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[Charles] Now, before we get to this bar,
a word of warning.
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Stuntmen are not like us.
They can be insular and provincial.
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Have you ever been to Hell's Kitchen?
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Yeah, I've eaten at Oliver's. [laughs]
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I, for one, love getting out
and seeing the real New York.
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[with Midwestern accent] "The humblest
hovels house the happiest hearts."
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[normal]
As Ronnie would say.
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- What?
- Who's Ronnie?
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Oh, Ronnie's short for Veronica,
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the feisty grandma from Joliet, Illinois,
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who loves crafting, Merlot,
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and the power of positive thinking.
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- She's my Finsta.
- Oh!
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- What's a Finsta?
- Oh, no.
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A fake Instagram account.
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I'm whimsically surveilling my girlfriend
to see if I should be worried
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by using a fun, friendly avatar,
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posing as her number-one fan.
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Loretta has already responded
to two of Ronnie's comments.
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This is a disaster in the making.
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- Please refocus.
- You're right.
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[Midwestern accent]
"Where my attention goes, energy flows."
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[soft laughing]
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[normal]
That's so Ronnie.
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- Dropping it.
- [elevator dings]
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- [elevator doors open]
- [♪ whimsical mysterious music playing]
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[traffic noise]
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[Oliver sighs]
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[door creaks open]
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Humblest hovels is right.
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[iPad shutter snapping]
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I'm doing recon for the murder board.
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Uh, do you maybe wanna
turn off the shutter sound?
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- And the flash?
- [shutter snaps]
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And the sepia filter?
Do you need me to take that from you?
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Let's talk to the barkeep first.
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He's not only the keeper of the bar,
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but also its secrets.
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Yeah, I'll join you.
I'm fluent in "everyman."
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- [quiet bar chatter]
- [Charles sighs]
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[coolly]
Hey, bro. [growls]
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[normal]
Yeah, I think I'll just have, uh,
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uh, I'll have a cabernet.
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Uh, 2011, if you have it.
Anything French, whatever.
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[Oliver]
And I will have
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a Cosmopolitan. Not too pink.
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[♪ quiet rock music playing on radio]
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Ideally in a boot.
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What are you really here for?
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We were hoping we could ask
a few questions about Sazz Pataki.
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I'm not talking to you.
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Well, maybe my friend
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Mr. Lincoln will change your mind.
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- Mister...
- [bill crinkling]
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- ...Abraham Lincoln.
- Ooh.
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- [Oliver groans]
- [Charles] Hmm.
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Uh, well, maybe this...
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will grease the wheels.
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That's in addition to the five.
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[Oliver laughs]
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Think of all the tattoos
you can finish with that.
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[Charles]
Ooh.
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00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,925
Well, maybe this will unzip your lips.
244
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:16,677
Can you break this?
245
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,096
I give you the 20, you give me back 15,
take the five,
246
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,224
add it to the six, for a total of 11.
247
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,060
Please just take his money
so this can stop.
248
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,728
[speaker]
Hey!
249
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,522
These guys giving you trouble?
250
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:32,442
Take it easy, everybody.
I'm Charles-Haden Savage.
251
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,654
Sazz Pataki was my stunt double.
252
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:39,157
Not here. In here, you're Sazz's
acting double. You're just a face.
253
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:43,620
- We don't like faces.
- You know what we say about faces?
254
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,998
Deep down, you're all asses.
255
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:49,084
Hold on. I'm not like other faces.
256
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,794
Sazz was my friend.
257
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,463
- We're trying to solve her murder.
- Right.
258
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,132
For your podcast.
259
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,925
You're profiting off her death.
260
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,678
Meanwhile, the people who
really loved her can't even give her
261
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:02,514
the traditional stuntman's funeral
she deserves!
262
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,016
What? Why not?
263
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,602
No body, no funeral.
264
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,692
[indistinct angry shouting]
265
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,194
- [chair scraping]
- [body thuds]
266
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,529
- [patrons laughing]
- [panting]
267
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,323
- [Oliver gasps]
- [Charles gasps]
268
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,699
Uh, wha...
269
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,743
- Ben Glenroy?
- Uh... ah...
270
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,537
[in Irish accent]
Ben's dead, ya eejit.
271
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,957
[panting]
272
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,585
He's gone forever.
Oh, he'd love to be here,
273
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,128
but there's no possible way.
274
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:35,547
Youse can't come back from
the dead, now, can ya?
275
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,842
I'm Glen Stubbins,
276
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,802
Ben's stunt double.
277
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,304
Oh yeah, I can see it.
278
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:45,682
Or I was, till you feckers rubbed him out.
279
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,518
Who feckers? Us feckers?
280
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,603
All yas feckin' feckers took him from me!
281
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,898
You got a... for your man. [sighs]
282
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,025
[panting] Cheers.
283
00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:56,485
[slurping]
284
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,904
[slams glass]
285
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,532
For 15 years,
I took every lump and fall
286
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,116
for that doll of a man.
287
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,329
Then, someone got in his ear
about making his mark on the stage!
288
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,665
One month later, boom!
289
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,586
Then later, that... same night,
boom again!
290
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,922
My number one was gone.
291
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:19,716
[panting] Hey, do you see 'em? Eh.
292
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,218
- Just, just stamp!
- [stamps]
293
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,636
- [patron] Ah!
- [Glen Stubbins] Hey!
294
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,680
Peeping at me with
their beady little eyes!
295
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,931
- [yelling, stamping]
- Oh!
296
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,015
[patron]
Come on, Stubbins.
297
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:30,185
For the last time, Glen,
there's no rats in this bar.
298
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,646
Oh, curse your eyes, there's no rats.
What do you call that?
299
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:36,066
- Where is it? Come on! Hey! Where'd it go?
- [stamping]
300
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,276
[door creaks open]
301
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:41,321
- [indistinct yelling, stamping]
- [♪ ominous music playing]
302
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,739
Don't you see 'em?
303
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,493
There's no rats. What do you call this?
What do you call that?! What do you-- Ah!
304
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,162
- Do-Do you see 'em?
- [stamping]
305
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,790
[Mabel]
Guys, that's the purple light
306
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,835
from Sazz's last selfie.
I have to get in that back room.
307
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:58,172
You've been here long enough. Faces, out.
308
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:02,134
Don't worry, boyos. I'll finish 'em off.
309
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,635
Time to introduce 'em
310
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,221
to Bono...
311
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,973
and The Edge.
312
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,349
[frightened screaming]
313
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,143
[door bursts open]
314
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,270
That went well!
315
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,354
[Glen]
Wait, wait!
316
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,273
[overlapping yelling]
317
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,816
Sorry. [panting]
318
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,611
Charles, a-apologies.
I didn't mean to rile ya up back there.
319
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,613
You threatened me with half of U2!
320
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,698
Yeah, I was just keeping up
appearances, weren't I?
321
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,200
Look, Chuck,
322
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,994
I'm begging ya.
Can you help me get a job on your film?
323
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,246
You lost your stunt double.
I lost my acting double.
324
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,332
We could make each other whole again.
325
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,875
I don't need a double.
326
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,585
Eh? Well...
327
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,712
Not even one that can do this?
328
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,340
- [Oliver yelps]
- Oh, my God!
329
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,508
[lid clatters]
330
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:44,134
- Or this?
- [Mabel] Whoa!
331
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,221
[♪ soft jaunty music playing]
332
00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,305
[grunts]
333
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,768
[grunting]
334
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,561
[car creaks]
335
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,772
- [panting]
- [Mabel] Uh...
336
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,398
[all yelp]
337
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,984
[garbage bags rustle]
338
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,111
Huh?
339
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,908
- [grunts]
- [overlapping yelps]
340
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,368
Oh God...
341
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,662
Eh?
342
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,456
Impressive,
but if you wanna double for Charles,
343
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,583
all you really need to do
is believably walk into
344
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,085
an easy-entrance bathtub.
345
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,671
Watch me throw myself through the window.
346
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,297
- [Charles/Oliver] No, no, no!
- Stop! Um...
347
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,466
We, we will get you a job
348
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,385
- on the movie they're making about us.
- Yes. Yes.
349
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,846
Oh! Thank the Virgin.
[panting]
350
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,014
My face would've been slashed to ribbons.
351
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,099
[chomps]
352
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,559
[Mabel]
Only...
353
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,894
if you tell us what's
going on in that back room.
354
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:38,772
We know that Sazz was
there the day she died.
355
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,983
Well, she was probably seeing Dr. Maggie.
356
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,651
Who's Dr. Maggie?
357
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,778
Dr. Maggie. Oh, well,
358
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,781
it's not really words
that can describe what she is.
359
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,867
Yeah, miracle worker.
360
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:52,202
Exorcist of sorts. She helps...
361
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,080
uh, release the pain demons
that plague us stunt folk
362
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,207
just by simply cracking our bones.
363
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,376
S-So, she's a chiropractor.
364
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:01,962
There is a word.
365
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,965
Well, Sazz was always with
Dr. Maggie getting cracked.
366
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,467
- Can you get us back there?
- What? Wait.
367
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,802
Sazz was in pain?
368
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,220
Loads of pain, thanks to you.
369
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,847
Of course, she never would've let on.
370
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,432
It's the stuntman way.
371
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,644
Is it okay if I-I go back there alone?
372
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,315
- [♪ downbeat music playing]
- Oh, uh, s-sure. Are you alright?
373
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,693
Totally. I just think if there's something
to be faced back there,
374
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,820
I, Sazz's face,
375
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,530
should be the one to face it.
376
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,116
Well, you know what Ronnie would say.
377
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,327
[Midwestern accent]
"If you don't face your fears,
378
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:35,579
your fears will eat your face."
379
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,665
[normal]
Sorry. Not Ronnie's finest work.
380
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,711
Well. Well, come h--
I-I'll take you back.
381
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,296
Oh, and, um,
382
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,173
mind the rats.
383
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,425
I'll see you back at the Arconia.
384
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,844
- [bangs trashcan]
- [Glen grunts and grumbles]
385
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,681
- [mouthing]
- [door creaks open]
386
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,603
- [record button beeps]
- We're here with Hammy Faye.
387
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:03,315
Now, Hammy Faye, it's true that
most pigs can hunt for truffles,
388
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,442
but is it also true that,
if trained properly,
389
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,528
they can also be golf caddies?
390
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,196
- [footsteps approach]
- [Hammy grunts]
391
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,574
Hello?
392
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:16,203
[♪ soft mysterious music playing]
393
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,288
Dudenoff, is that you?
394
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,375
[footsteps walking away]
395
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,256
"Do you have what it takes to be a star?"
396
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,882
Well, I think so.
397
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,343
"Open auditions for the new
Only Murders movie.
398
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,554
No experience necessary."
399
00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,514
- [Hammy grunts]
- Oh, Hammy.
400
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,266
- [snorting]
- We can't leave.
401
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,768
We could never betray Mabel.
Not for just...
402
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:43,272
some long-shot chance
at a part on the silver screen.
403
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:46,358
- [Hammy snorting]
- Never.
404
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,902
♪
405
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,948
I'm Howard Morris. Tim Kono c--
406
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,033
[clears throat] I'm gonna start again.
407
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:56,994
[Hammy oinks]
408
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:58,829
[coolly]
I'm Howard Morris.
409
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,082
Tim Kono complained a lot about Evelyn.
410
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,627
- He said she gave him asthma attacks.
- [Hammy oinks]
411
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,962
He threatened to shoot her.
412
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:09,339
Evelyn may have had nine lives,
413
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,425
but I cut his one short.
414
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,052
[normal]
Thank you.
415
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,305
- [Hammy grunts]
- [inaudible whispering]
416
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,850
What is happening right now?
417
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,060
- What?
- Seriously? What are you doing?
418
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,687
That's what I was wondering.
419
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,106
Well, I'm acting. The, um...
420
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,816
I'm acting the part of Howard?
421
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,652
I feel like I'm doing
Ayahuasca in Boise, Idaho.
422
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,737
You make me wanna vomit.
423
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:35,782
What I believe Trina and Tawny
are saying is that...
424
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,952
we... love you?
425
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,788
[laughs] Oh, good! Oh,
I can't wait to play myself.
426
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,917
Oh, you're not playing you.
Josh Gad's playing you.
427
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,460
Wait, so I didn't get the part?
428
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,378
[Bev Melon]
What I believe Trina and Tawny
429
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,298
are saying is, unfortunately,
no, you did not.
430
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,926
Of course not, but you're amazing.
431
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,469
And we're gonna nurture you.
432
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,346
- [♪ soft mysterious music playing]
- [soft whispering]
433
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,224
[Dr. Maggie]
See you next week. The same time. Okay.
434
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:03,268
Eh, Dr. Maggie?
Your, uh, man here wants to see ya.
435
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,353
Can you fit him in?
436
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,313
Oh, I don't want an adjustment.
437
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,232
I just wanna ask a few questions.
438
00:19:08,232 --> 00:19:10,442
- Okay.
- [Glen] Well, eh, don't mind me.
439
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,153
I'll be hiding on the rat-baffler.
440
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,948
They can't recognize me
when I'm upside down.
441
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,244
I wanna ask about Sazz Pataki.
442
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,037
I know she was here the day she died,
443
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,414
and there's nothing stopping you
from talking about her.
444
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,917
You're not protected by HIPAA laws
because you're not a real doctor.
445
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,794
Then how'd she get a "Dr."
before her name?
446
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,254
They don't just give those away.
447
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,381
Chiropractics is a pseudoscience,
no offense.
448
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,716
Hm... I'm sorry.
449
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,969
It physically hurts me
to see a body this tense.
450
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:40,138
- Hm? Huh?
- Have you ever had locked-in syndrome?
451
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,683
Is this your original arm?
452
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,143
We can talk,
but not until you get on my table.
453
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,353
I told you, I don't believe in--
454
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,521
[gasps, yelps]
455
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,814
- [Dr. Maggie] Just breathe!
- [groans]
456
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,524
Where the hell is Dudenoff?
457
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:53,193
Those cult card players must have
told him I'm squatting
458
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,695
in his place by now.
459
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,780
- Oh, my God! It's a breakthrough!
- What?
460
00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,242
Ronnie's bonded with Loretta
about their shared love of decoupage,
461
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,370
and she's about to ask
about the mystery arm.
462
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,498
Hmm. Okay, this is not how you
build trust in a relationship.
463
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,166
What's a cute word for "arm"?
464
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,460
Man branch? Hug helper? Chesticle?
465
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,753
What has gotten into you?
466
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,172
- [grunts]
- Into me?!
467
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,090
I'm worried about
who's getting into Loretta!
468
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:18,177
- Oliver!
- Alright. Okay.
469
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:22,472
You know, I almost
proposed to Loretta in LA.
470
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,516
[♪ soft music playing]
471
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,642
Yeah, I know.
472
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,561
I was right there,
473
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,438
and then I didn't.
474
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:30,898
Why not?
475
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,025
Eh, one failed marriage,
who hasn't been there?
476
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:35,152
Two failed marriages?
477
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:36,987
People start asking questions.
478
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,156
Why do you assume it would fail?
479
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:42,910
Because she's living
the glamorous life of a starlet
480
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,412
with arms coming at her
from every direction.
481
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,748
Because...
482
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,083
I always fail.
483
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,004
- [door opens]
- C-Can I have my iPad back, please?
484
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,882
Fine, but no good
can come of this Ronnie thing.
485
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:59,843
[Howard Morris]
Mabel, I have something I need to say.
486
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,888
You clearly don't have time
to support my creative efforts,
487
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,516
so I am exiting our
one-sided relationship.
488
00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:08,101
- [Hammy grunting]
- I believe this belongs to you.
489
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,937
Uh...
490
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,063
[Hammy squeals]
491
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,484
She likes when you
scratch under her armpits.
492
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,110
And she makes this special little face
493
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,654
when she has to poopy that--
You know what?
494
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,364
- I can't trust you with her.
- [Hammy grunting]
495
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,199
[♪ jaunty music playing]
496
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,784
Uh-- Wait, Howard!
497
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:26,662
If you're here, who's watching
the Dudenoff apartment?
498
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:28,413
[gasps] Oh...
499
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,957
[Hammy grunting]
500
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,876
♪
501
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:36,797
[Dr. Maggie]
Go ahead. Ask your questions.
502
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,092
Uh, I know Sazz was here the day she died.
503
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,343
- What did she-- Ah!
- [bone cracks]
504
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,053
Talk about?!
505
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,555
Mostly about her pain.
506
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,807
And how excited she was to finally retire.
507
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:49,768
Oh, wait. Sazz said she was retiring!
508
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,144
- [bone cracks]
- [Dr. Maggie grunts]
509
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,980
Transitioning into a new career.
510
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,148
She didn't say what,
but it had something to do
511
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,234
with a difficult relationship she was in.
512
00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,487
She was tired of giving more
than she got from this person.
513
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,864
- [bones crack]
- [grunts]
514
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,199
But she didn't know how to get away.
515
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:07,369
This may sound random, but...
516
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,955
did she ever mention "paradise"?
517
00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:11,707
Not that I remember.
[exhales]
518
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:15,377
I have to warn you.
When a back as frozen as yours unlocks,
519
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,921
it can release a lot of feelings.
520
00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:19,506
[Dr. Maggie strains]
521
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,758
Some people describe it as
an out-of-body experience.
522
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,344
I'm not worried.
The only out-of-body experience I ever had
523
00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,014
is when I saw Edward Hopper's Nighthawks
at the Chicago Art--
524
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,849
- [back cracks]
- [indistinct yelling]
525
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:31,810
- [echoing, distorted yell]
- [♪ eerie music playing]
526
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:34,730
- Sazz?
- [footsteps]
527
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,815
- Sazz!
- [distorted leaves crunching]
528
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:40,611
Wait up! Are you trying
to get away from me?
529
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,615
[eerie whooshing]
530
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,074
[echoing]
Oh, my God.
531
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,826
Ah, it's just a scratch.
532
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,621
I told ya, I'm trying to get to paradise.
You coming?
533
00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,539
[Sazz's voice echoes]
534
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,083
[distant thunder rumbles]
535
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:57,461
[whooshing]
536
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,174
- Whew...
- [♪ eerie music fades out]
537
00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:04,760
Wow. [groans]
538
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,346
You were out for a minute there.
Are you alright?
539
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:11,141
[sighs] Physically, yes.
540
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,353
Emotionally, no.
541
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:17,648
That bad relationship
Sazz said she was in...
542
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,567
- [inversion table creaking]
- ...I'm afraid it was with me.
543
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,237
[Glen]
Aw. [inhales]
544
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:25,822
- What have you got for heartache, Mags?
- [Dr. Maggie] Well,
545
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,117
relationship worries are stored
in the pelvic floor, so--
546
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:32,204
Whoa-ho-ho! No. No.
547
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:35,249
We'll-- We'll c--
We'll call this a hit right here,
548
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:39,211
so you did it. Thank you,
but mm-mm. Yeah.
549
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,338
[♪ jaunty music playing]
550
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,423
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
551
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:47,302
♪
552
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:50,222
- [people grunting, straining]
- [wood scraping]
553
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,807
[Mabel]
What are you doing here?
554
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,310
We could ask the same thing of you.
555
00:23:59,624 --> 00:24:01,775
I could have this place swarming
with cops in two minutes.
556
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,194
- No, no, no, no no. No more cops.
- [Mabel] Then, can you just
557
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:05,946
tell me what kind of cult you are?
558
00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:09,241
What are we talking,
sex, Satan, or vitamins?
559
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,034
- We're not a cult.
- [Mabel] Oh, really?
560
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,328
You all talk on ham radios,
live communally,
561
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,206
play a weird card game, and eat...
562
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,666
bathtub pork.
563
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,918
When you say it like that,
I can track it.
564
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:21,628
Okay, so then what's going on?
565
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,050
That's it. I'm calling Detective Williams.
566
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,385
Fine.
567
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:31,513
- I'll tell you.
- No, Vince! Don't!
568
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,891
Hey. What if we cut her in?
569
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:36,393
She does need a place to live.
570
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:39,938
- Oh, so she can have her own apartment?
- Yes. She's an adult.
571
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,857
- I'm an adult.
- Let's act like it.
572
00:24:41,857 --> 00:24:43,317
Cut me into what?
573
00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:49,615
What I'm about to tell you
could ruin many lives.
574
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:53,118
The information must
never leave this room.
575
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:57,122
Okay, but I'm definitely
telling Charles and Oliver.
576
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,583
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
577
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:01,293
Get 'em.
578
00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,014
What...
579
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,183
What are these?
580
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,476
Leases?
581
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:20,604
We're illegally subletting
rent-controlled apartments.
582
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,648
We're not a cult.
583
00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:24,566
It's a rent-control scheme.
584
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:27,819
Although I have suggested getting
matching bathrobes in the past.
585
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,447
- [♪ gentle music playing]
- Every apartment on this floor was rented
586
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,699
by Professor Dudenoff years ago.
587
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,244
[Rudy Thurber] We all met Professor
Dudenoff at one point or another.
588
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,412
We all needed a cheap place to live.
589
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,415
He saw that we were... What's the word?
590
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,500
Weirdos?
591
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,669
[Rudy] I was looking for
something softer, but yeah.
592
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:47,172
- Weirdos.
- It can be hard to survive in this city
593
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,091
when you march to
the beat of your own drum.
594
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,134
You need somebody to have your back.
595
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,011
Professor Dudenoff was that for us.
596
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:56,932
Professor Dudenoff retired to Portugal,
but he still takes care of us every month.
597
00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,935
He sends us his favorite jamón,
598
00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:01,103
and we send him rent.
599
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,313
He lives like a king in Portugal,
600
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:06,400
and we get to live in
the Arconia for peanuts.
601
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,402
How much is peanuts?
602
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,070
[♪ jaunty music playing]
603
00:26:13,699 --> 00:26:15,242
200.
604
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,661
Dollars? A month?!
605
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:19,580
That's what you could be paying, too.
606
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:23,458
If you keep this out of the podcast.
607
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,963
Wait. [sighs]
The voice on the ham radio said--
608
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:31,133
- That was Helga, my ex-girlfriend.
- Your crazy ex-girlfriend.
609
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:34,636
- You deserve so much better.
- Okay, she's just very slightly unhinged,
610
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,598
but she's from Finland, you know?
It's cold and dark there.
611
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:40,517
They spend a lot of time
inside their own heads.
612
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:43,979
She said Sazz got killed
for asking about you guys.
613
00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,481
Killed? For asking about us?
614
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,317
I've never even met Sazz!
615
00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:51,820
Helga's working through some issues.
A little paranoia.
616
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,823
It's sad. I blocked her on my cell.
617
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,283
I showed you guys,
618
00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:57,951
but she keeps trying
to reach me on the ham.
619
00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,996
So, Helga's just... nuts?
620
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:03,790
Look, we're just
a family of weirdos here.
621
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,835
Helga was the wrong kind of weirdo.
622
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:10,088
But, you...
623
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:13,258
You could be the right kind of weirdo.
624
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,760
♪
625
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,345
What do you say?
626
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:25,729
Okay, so you're telling me the Westies
play a game called "Oh Hell,"
627
00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:27,648
and somehow they're not a Satanist cult?
628
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,233
Apparently not.
629
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:32,402
I mean, their story is so crazy,
I kinda believe it.
630
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:35,197
And at $200 a month,
I can't afford not to.
631
00:27:36,198 --> 00:27:37,574
I feel bad about Howard.
632
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:41,161
He needed a Dudenoff today,
and I dropped the ball.
633
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,956
Take one trick.
634
00:27:43,956 --> 00:27:45,624
He'll come back around.
635
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:47,376
Unlike my Loretta.
636
00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:50,712
- I'll take two.
- At least she's still alive.
637
00:27:51,296 --> 00:27:53,048
Sazz sacrificed everything for me,
638
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:55,717
and by the time I realized it,
it was too late to make it up to her.
639
00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:58,554
I'll take none.
640
00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:00,556
Maybe Ronnie should ask Loretta--
641
00:28:00,556 --> 00:28:03,183
Okay, R-Ronnie is still with us?
642
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,854
Oliver, I know you're doing this
because you're afraid to lose Loretta,
643
00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,438
but if she finds out,
644
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,816
you are gonna lose her.
645
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,402
[sighs]
646
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:14,862
Okay, fine.
647
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,155
I'll put Ronnie down.
648
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:23,495
No, I can't.
649
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:24,872
I can't do it. Mabel, you kill her.
650
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:27,249
- [Mabel sighs]
- [♪ jaunty music playing]
651
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:31,003
Alright. Well,
does Ronnie have any last words?
652
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,629
"We say bye-bye...
653
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:36,425
because one bye is never enough."
654
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:39,803
- Okay, nice eulogy. Funeral over.
- [iPad bloops]
655
00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:44,099
Funeral.
656
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,685
Maybe there is something
I can still do for Sazz.
657
00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:52,316
[bar chatter]
658
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,234
You need a body?
659
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,861
I'm your body.
660
00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,779
[♪ "The Parting Glass"
by The High Kings playing]
661
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:02,242
[Glen] When a face learns to appreciate
their double's sacrifices,
662
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:05,245
it can make for a special bond.
663
00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:07,331
One that lasts a lifetime
664
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:09,249
or even beyond.
665
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:10,834
Alright now, you sure
you can handle this?
666
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,922
Sazz stood in for me so many times.
667
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:16,798
The least I can do is lie down for her.
668
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:17,966
- [♪ song continues]
- Oh!
669
00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:20,802
Alright, animals, gather around!
Listen up.
670
00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:24,598
We are here to pay tribute
to the great Sazz Pataki.
671
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,059
- [bar crowd] Sazz!
- First among us gone too soon.
672
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,061
She lies before us now in state.
673
00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:31,396
We'll begin the service
with the traditional
674
00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:33,774
stuntman's margarita.
675
00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:37,569
- Ready. Steady. Sláinte.
- [all] Sláinte!
676
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:40,155
- [murmuring]
- [♪ singing continues]
677
00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:42,449
[stuntmen wailing]
678
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:45,619
Who wants to tell Sazz how
much she meant to 'em? Line up.
679
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:47,704
- I got the breakaways.
- Good man.
680
00:29:47,704 --> 00:29:49,581
♪ And joy be with you ♪
681
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,542
Aw, Sazz.
682
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:54,711
When I clipped that sailboat
in that gnarly hang-gliding wreck,
683
00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:57,172
you came with me to get
my prosthetic shins.
684
00:29:57,172 --> 00:29:58,465
I love you, man!
685
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:02,553
♪ ...the parting glass
and drink a health ♪
686
00:30:02,553 --> 00:30:04,763
- [yelps]
- [crowd clapping]
687
00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:07,558
♪ Whate'er befalls ♪
688
00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:09,643
[whispers]
Lie still, dead man.
689
00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:12,354
♪ Gently rise and softly call ♪
690
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,772
Next!
691
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,108
♪ Goodnight and joy be to... ♪
692
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:19,361
Sazz. You taught me to
put my fireproof jockstrap
693
00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,738
in the freezer before a blow-up.
694
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:25,242
Shrunk my dick. You saved me
from burning my balls off.
695
00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:27,035
[agreement murmuring]
696
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:28,161
Thanks, pal.
697
00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:30,831
♪ ...for my going away ♪
698
00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:33,417
- ♪ And all the sweethearts ♪
- [grunts]
699
00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:35,627
♪ That e'er I had ♪
700
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,839
[Glen]
Right. Well, my favorite Sazz story.
701
00:30:39,381 --> 00:30:42,509
Bunch of us lads got hired
as stunt consultants on Jackass Forever.
702
00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:47,055
This was the one where that shite fucker
Rex Bailey got his heel blown off
703
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:49,516
teaching Johnny Knoxville
how to get fired out of a cannon.
704
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,810
- [laughter]
- Anyways,
705
00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,812
Steve-O...
706
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:58,066
kept calling me Lucky Charms Boy.
Magically delicious!
707
00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:02,070
Pink hearts, yellow moons,
green clovers, orange stars,
708
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:05,240
blue diamonds, every feckin'
marshmallow in the box!
709
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,242
[agreement murmuring]
710
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,370
And Sazz, bless her...
711
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,581
she put him in an arm bar until...
712
00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:15,751
♪ I gently rise and softly call ♪
713
00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:17,836
[crying] until he pissed his trousers.
714
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:20,464
[gasping]
715
00:31:21,006 --> 00:31:22,758
Oh, Sazz, love,
716
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,802
we're fucked if we know how
to stagger on without ya.
717
00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:27,596
[♪ music building]
718
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:29,473
- [bottle thuds]
- [stuntmen gasp]
719
00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:32,184
[♪ "The Parting Glass"
continues triumphantly]
720
00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:34,895
Was that a real bottle, you asshole?
721
00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:36,522
You set them up, you prick!
722
00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:40,150
- [stuntmen arguing]
- Are you calling me a Rex Bailey?
723
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,486
Ye feckin' cock!
724
00:31:42,486 --> 00:31:45,531
- [all yelling]
- [cue sticks clatter]
725
00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,866
[♪ song continues]
726
00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:52,663
- [glass shatters]
- [fighting, smashing]
727
00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:55,040
Just like Sazz would've wanted.
728
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,126
[yelling, fighting continues]
729
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,298
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
730
00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:06,885
[♪ soft gentle piano music playing]
731
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:09,012
- [Charles] Hey, Sazz.
- [Sazz] Hey!
732
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:11,557
[Charles] You okay? That last hit
you took looked pretty rough.
733
00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:12,933
[Sazz]
Ah, piece of cake.
734
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:15,310
But someday,
I won't be able to take the hits anymore,
735
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,271
and then, you know what I'm gonna do?
736
00:32:17,271 --> 00:32:21,066
I'ma open up a trampoline park
like the ones I used to go to with my dad.
737
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:25,654
Where a kid can learn
how to fly and how to fall.
738
00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:28,490
Train the next generation of stunt people.
739
00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:31,618
The Sazz Pataki Impact Academy.
740
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:35,205
Why not build it here?
Location manager said this lot's for sale.
741
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:37,541
Or it will be after the Superfund cleanup.
742
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:40,919
Ah, yeah. Maybe.
743
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:44,006
Uh, and let's keep
this under our hat, huh?
744
00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:46,675
The other stunt guys would laugh at this.
745
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:49,094
But I can trust you.
You're my number one.
746
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:50,220
- [pats back]
- [whoosh]
747
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,307
- [muffled fighting continues]
- [muffled stuntmen screaming]
748
00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:58,770
[♪ piano music continues]
749
00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:04,735
[grunts]
750
00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,115
[car doors shut]
751
00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:13,368
This is it. Sazz's Paradise.
752
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:16,079
- Is this a toxic waste dump?
- It was.
753
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:17,456
Government cleaned it up.
754
00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:19,458
[Oliver]
Hmm.
755
00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:21,543
Yuck.
756
00:33:22,628 --> 00:33:24,630
♪
757
00:33:30,511 --> 00:33:32,221
This was her dream.
758
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,516
- She came so close.
- [muffled clattering]
759
00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:37,809
Wait. Did you hear that?
760
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,270
Is somebody in there?
761
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,648
Careful.
762
00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:44,066
[door creaks]
763
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:47,986
- [Mabel] What is this place, a hideout?
- [Charles] Kinda spooky.
764
00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:50,322
[Oliver]
This is really gonna drain my battery.
765
00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:51,782
Let me know if you see an outlet.
766
00:33:51,782 --> 00:33:53,242
- [creak]
- [Mabel gasps]
767
00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,619
- [♪ tense music playing]
- [Oliver] Oh! [laughs]
768
00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,247
Thank God,
someone from show business.
769
00:33:58,247 --> 00:34:01,166
Don't move or I'll blow
your fucking brains out.
770
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,334
[all yelping]
771
00:34:02,334 --> 00:34:04,962
- [♪ dramatic crescendo]
- [cocks gun]
772
00:34:06,255 --> 00:34:09,258
[♪ dramatic music playing]
773
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,240
♪
774
00:34:58,223 --> 00:34:59,224
[♪ music ends]
775
00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:02,311
[♪ fanfare playing]