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[Charles-Haden Savage]
Sazz was my friend.
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We're trying to solve her murder.
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Right. For your podcast.
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- [crashing]
- [shouting]
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[grunts]
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- Ben Glenroy?
- [Glen Stubbins] Ben's dead!
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I'm Glen Stubbins, Ben's stunt double.
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Can ya help me get a job on your film?
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You lost your stunt double.
I lost my acting double.
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- We could make each other whole again.
- [gunshot]
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[Howard Morris]
Oh God, they've been shot!
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- [crew screaming]
- It's Glen! He's still alive!
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[Detective Donna Williams]
Stubbins is stable, but unconscious.
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The bullet struck the plate in his head
and deflected to Gali-fine-akis.
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I sign on to your crazy for a lifetime.
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[Oliver Putnam]
You're giving me a doll's bracelet?
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I'm proposing to you, Oliver.
I wanna marry you.
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[Oliver] We're getting married
this weekend! [chuckles]
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Sazz figured this all out.
Maybe that's what she wanted to tell me.
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I wanted to tell you something
about your friend, Sazz.
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She was on the ham radio,
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asking about all these huge plot holes
you had in your podcast.
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You're how Sazz knew about
all the West Tower stuff in her notes.
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She talked about a stuntman on a movie
called Project Ronkonkoma.
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She said, "He's gonna be the death of me."
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- [phone clicks]
- What's Project Ronkonkoma?
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Here we go! Project Ronkonkoma.
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Who's the stunt person?
Is it someone we can talk to?
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- [Mabel Mora] Not exactly.
- [equipment beeping, hissing]
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[♪ jaunty music playing]
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[Charles] For those of us in film and TV,
the people you work with are everything.
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Until it's time to move on
to the next show,
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and then it's easy to lose touch.
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Talk to Pataki.
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Hey hey, Spanko! How's it goin', man?
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No, no, you're good. I'm just leavin' set.
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Project Ronkonkoma!
Of course, I can wrestle up a team!
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[Charles] But sometimes,
you meet a person
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you don't want to let go of.
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And sometimes, they can change your life
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in ways you never saw coming.
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Ha, ha!
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[starts car]
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- [person screams]
- [tires screech]
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- [person yelps]
- [papers rustle]
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Geez!
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- [person groans]
- That was some flip!
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I teach that in
my Advanced Somersault Intensive,
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which is in the winter.
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[person panting]
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You ever stunted before?
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[quiet hospital chatter]
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[Mabel]
There he is.
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[in Irish accent]
Excuse me, you can't go in there.
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Oh, uh, we have to. Uh, we're his family.
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[in Irish accent] Uh, that's right.
We're the Stubbinses, you know.
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I'm Oliver. Th-This cailín is Mabel,
and of course, you've met cousin Charles.
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[in Irish accent]
And it sure is good to know ya!
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Well, the accent's new.
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[normal]
Well, it's in and out.
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Okay, fine, we're here
investigating a murder,
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and we need to see Glen.
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Glen is in a fragile state.
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He can't be subjected to
an interrogation right now.
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No need to worry, darlin'.
These are mild questions.
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Like, uh, "We heard Sazz was
beefin' with her protégé.
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Might that be you, Glen Stubbins?"
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[in Irish accent] And sure,
whatever happened on Project Ronkonkoma
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on the Erin's green isle?
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Um, and you know,
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"Did you murder our friend?"
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You're not goin' in. That's final.
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Also, what's with the beer?
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- [normal] Oh, uh, we were going to...
- No, please.
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...l-lure him out of his coma.
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Ya thought the smell
of beer would rouse him?
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Why? 'Cause he's Irish?
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Did ya bring some corned beef, too?
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- No...
- [Oliver growls softly]
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We also brought smellin' salts.
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Good luck accusin' that
of being in bad taste.
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I don't even know if they work. [sniffs]
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[snorts, gags]
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They work. They work.
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[gasps] We also brought a witchy board
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on the off-chance
he could control it with his mind.
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So?
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[Mabel] Well, the nurse said that
she'd call if Glen wakes up.
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- [Oliver] Oh.
- [Charles] So, what do we do now?
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What do I do with all this beer?
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Sazz gave them to me the night she died,
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but I'm never gonna drink them
'cause, as you know,
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beer is a peasant's drink.
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Oliver, I'll take your peasant's beer
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because I'm such a good friend.
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You know, I've been thinking.
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You're getting married in a few days,
and what if I took you out
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and bought you a non-beer drink to,
uh, celebrate?
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Charles, are you offering
to throw me a bachelor party?
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I don't care what people say.
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You're not an ice prince.
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[growls] Good people.
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Guys, it's the bartender from Concussions.
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Ah!
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The three jackasses who promised
to solve Sazz's murder.
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We're still doing that.
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- Hm, racked up a coma along the way.
- [Oliver starts recording]
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Hey, uh, you're in the stunt world.
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We heard Sazz's protégé on
Project Ronkonkoma
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was giving her a hard time,
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and Glen Stubbins ended up
with credit on the movie.
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No.
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Glen was brought in
to replace Sazz's protégé.
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The guy fucked up so bad,
Sazz had to blackball him.
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So, Sazz ended her protégé's career,
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and then Glen replaced him.
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That's motive to kill both of 'em.
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So, Glen was never our shooter.
He was another victim.
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Who was this protégé?
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- And what happened on Project Ronkonkoma?
- [bartender] I didn't know the guy.
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The only ones who know what went down
are Sazz, Glen, and the director.
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So, all we have to do is track down
the director of that movie,
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who was...
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Ron Howard.
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- [♪ lively theme song playing]
- [Oliver gasps]
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Finally, a celebrity this season!
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[♪ vocalizing]
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[♪ theme song fades out]
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- [♪ curious music playing]
- [seagulls cawing]
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- [indistinct production set chatter]
- [cart rattling]
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[Sazz Pataki] Oh! Your first
professional fire stunt.
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- Oh! Alright.
- [claps]
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Now I know we've been
over this a million times.
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We're gonna make it a million and one.
Ready?
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- [protégé] Mm-hmm.
- [Sazz] Step one,
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grab your fireproof jock from
the deep freeze. Strap it on.
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Step two, slather up
your tender bits with this stuff.
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Wrists, neck, ankles.
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Anything not covered by... [sighs]
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this flame-retardant vest,
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AKA step three.
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Yeah, it's a bit tattered,
it's a bit old school,
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but it's a gift from my old man,
and it's kept me safe all these years.
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Here, for you. Try it on.
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Lather yourself up,
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and we're gonna torch you.
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Ooh! I'm so psyched for you.
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Frank! You good?
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♪
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Well, took us long enough,
but we finally are on the right track.
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Only question is how the hell
do we get to Ron Howard?
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Well, I've been waiting to tell you this
for maximum impact, but...
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Ron-Ron and I are close personal friends.
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And you know it's true
because he called him Ron-Ron.
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I'll have you know our headshots
are hung right next to each other
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at my favorite Chinese restaurant.
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Well, next to each other
in an across-and-down sort of way.
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My face is covered by a plant,
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but my pompadour is pompin'.
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Great. Your pictures know each other.
That's incredibly helpful.
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Devastating that you know me so well
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and yet you could think
that was the end of my story.
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The year!
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1988. [sniffles]
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I was 10 dumplings deep,
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but who should enter?
Hollywood's own, Ron Howard.
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[excited snickering]
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Next thing you know,
we're sharing an off-menu soup
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that is so spicy,
we sweat through our shirts.
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We talked into the wee hours,
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topless, and, I don't know,
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maybe we danced on top of the table.
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I'm not sure.
The end of the evening is a bit fuzzy.
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Not unlike Ron-Ron's chest,
which I do remember.
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You saw Ron Howard's nipples?
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- [softly] Oh, my God!
- Like two little cardinals in a bush.
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Okay, let's just say that story is true.
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Why don't you give, uh, your good friend
a call and get us some info?
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[Oliver]
Well, this was before cell phones, Mabel.
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- [Mabel] Mm.
- I only have the number
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to his car fax machine,
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but if we stake out the restaurant,
we'll find him.
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You know what? I'm just gonna call
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Tommy Hanks and just get his number.
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I mean, he's one of my close
personal friends, you know,
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because, one time,
I watched The Polar Express.
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[Oliver laughing]
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That is fu-- Although,
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speaking of Tom Hanks,
we should invite him.
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Invite him to what?
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My bachelor party.
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I've literally spent the entire time
with you since the hospital.
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- When would I have ever done that?
- I-I'm sorry. Yes, okay.
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B-But, the invites should
go out soon, Charles.
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Yeah, Charles. I mean,
you have, like, 50 hours,
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which means you're looking at Evites.
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[grumbles]
Evites. Yeah, that's not the classiest,
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but that is the hand we have been dealt.
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Alright, I'll keep it simple.
I just want three little things
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for my bachelor party.
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Whiskey,
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A-list celebrities,
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and someone who does something naughty,
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and we all have to keep it a secret
for the rest of our lives.
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I'll give you an acronym
to help you remember.
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W-A-N-S, WANS.
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[mouthing]
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Whiskey, A-list celebrities,
naughty secret.
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Got it.
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H-E-L-P.
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[sighs] This seems like a really
good time for me to exit.
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So, I am gonna go visit someone
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who can actually help us find Ron Howard.
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♪
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- [knocking on door]
- Come in.
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- [gasps] Mabel!
- Hey.
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You look so pretty!
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Wait, did we have something
on the books for today?
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[mouthing] Hold.
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- Skylar?
- [Skylar] [on phone] Hi.
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Hi, did we have something
on the books with Mabel today?
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[Skylar]
Maybe. I-I don't remember.
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- I-It's fine if you forgot.
- [mouthing]
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[Skylar]
I keep forgetting!
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You're in a safe space, don't worry.
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[Skylar chattering]
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No, please don't take another
mental health day. Please, no.
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- Okay, good. Bye.
- [Skylar continues frantically chattering]
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- [hangs up]
- [whispers] Can't take it anymore.
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Uh... [nervous laugh] Sorry,
there was nothing on the books today.
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I, um, I just--
I wanted to ask you about--
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About the movie?
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Ugh, let me tell you.
The movie is addicted
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to being a piece of shit.
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I hate the costumes. They're awful.
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Eva Longoria is constantly unavailable
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because of some TED Talk
or billionaire's birthday.
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The Brothers Sisters are
draining every last drop of me.
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[sighs] But, they do keep asking
for more Mabel scenes,
240
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which is interesting.
Something about your...
241
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,856
"erotic non-sexuality."
242
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,900
Yeah, it's the sweaters.
243
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,694
And every draft that Marshall turns in
is worse than the last.
244
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,781
It's like I can't even remember
the script that I fell in love with.
245
00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:00,076
And I don't know if it's the two
coffee enemas that I took this morning,
246
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:02,703
but I'm starting to think
that the Brothers Sisters
247
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,456
aren't actually identical.
248
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,501
[loud blending]
249
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,428
[mouthing]
250
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,763
[blender stops]
251
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,849
Well, uh, I just-- I came by
252
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:26,060
because I'm trying to
track down Ron Howard.
253
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,396
Uh, do you, by chance, know where he is?
254
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,273
Of course, I know where that fucker is.
255
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:31,941
- Wait, you do?
- [Bev Melon] Oh yes, Mabel.
256
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,068
You're nobody in this town
if you ain't keeping track of...
257
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,238
[exaggerated] Ron Howard.
258
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,283
[normal] He's actually in New York
right now shooting a movie.
259
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,368
No one knows what it's about
or who's in it,
260
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,121
but I did hear that
it's very autobiographical
261
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,832
and very personal and very small,
262
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,377
and the budget is $200 million.
263
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,130
- [Bev sighs]
- [Mabel] Uh--
264
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,049
Can I ask you a question?
265
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,844
When you talk, do you say "bro"?
266
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,972
Bro? No, I hang out with 70-year-olds.
267
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,058
Right. That's what I thought.
268
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,767
[sighs]
269
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,396
These pages are a big fat suck-fest.
270
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,522
You know what? I have an idea.
271
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,442
What if I give you Ron Howard's address,
272
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,944
and you do something for me,
273
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,697
and that would be taking
a pass on these scenes,
274
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,076
but you have to make sure it sounds like
the real Mabel. What do you think?
275
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,996
If, uh, if this lead pans out,
276
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,582
maybe, uh,
I can help you when I come back.
277
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,210
Yes! Here you go.
278
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,545
Thank you.
279
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,755
- Uh, goodbye.
- [Bev] Bye.
280
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,673
[crew chattering]
281
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,426
[crew member] Everyone, we need all
Escape From Planet Klongo NDAs
282
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signed before entering.
283
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,929
Oh.
284
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,931
Okay, okay, let me take the lead.
285
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,390
If I drop my name,
286
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,560
Ron Howard will swing
that velvet rope wide open.
287
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,938
I think I should.
Security guards love Brazzos.
288
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,856
I'm kinda their Princess Diana.
289
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,776
I think I should,
mostly because I'm neither of you.
290
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,861
Hold up. You got badges?
291
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,114
Oh yeah, I got a badge. Huh?
292
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,327
From Brazzos? TV show?
Your dad probably watched?
293
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,079
- Emmy nomination for sound?
- [Mabel] Um,
294
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,872
sorry, we just, we need to talk
295
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,375
to Mr. Howard about an investigation.
296
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,168
We're professional podcasters.
297
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,628
Only Murders in the Building.
298
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,755
We're the most listened to murder podcast
299
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,216
on the Upper West Side
that's sponsored by a deli chain.
300
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,260
Yeah, you're not gettin' in here.
301
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:26,055
W-Well, i-if you could just tell Ron-Ron
that Ollie Putnam is here.
302
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,100
No, no. Tell him "off-menu soup."
303
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,853
[imitating slurping, burning mouth]
304
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,772
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
305
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,482
[slurping, gasping]
306
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,359
Ah! Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
307
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,113
- [laughs] He'll know what that means.
- [guard] Look.
308
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,448
I'ma be real with you.
I don't really watch TV,
309
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,117
and congrats on the podcast.
310
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,119
I mean, that's, that's huge,
and it's so amazing
311
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,538
that you have an inside joke
with Ron Howard,
312
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,373
but if I let you in,
313
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,500
then I'll lose my job,
and then I won't have enough money
314
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,085
to go to Disneyland with my cousins,
315
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,588
and we've been planning
this trip for years.
316
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,464
So, just in case my boss is listening,
317
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,966
get outta here!
318
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,552
Okay. [panting]
319
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,305
Ugh, that was a very charming rejection.
320
00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:09,265
[assistant director]
Background actors?
321
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,058
- [♪ jaunty music playing]
- Yes?
322
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,020
You were supposed to arrive
10 minutes ago. Move it!
323
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,230
Oh! [scoffs, mumbles] Time.
324
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,107
Background.
325
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,774
Have fun with your cousins.
326
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,777
- Get your badge.
- Yes.
327
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,821
Thank you.
328
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,614
♪
329
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,199
[indistinct chatter]
330
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,659
I'm not gonna have to do
any acting, right?
331
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,787
Are you nervous?
You know your hobby is chasing murderers?
332
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,165
Oh yeah, that's somehow less scary.
333
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,959
Well, good news.
As soon as we step on set,
334
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,879
Ron-Ron will recognize me,
and we'll get pulled away.
335
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,173
And don't worry. Background actors
don't really have to do much.
336
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,175
You just be natural.
337
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,718
You know, I hadn't thought of it before,
338
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:49,389
but I guess it's time for me
to change my emergency contact to Loretta.
339
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,557
A whole new life.
340
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,018
- Gives me chills. [snorts]
- [assistant director] Okay, listen up!
341
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,855
I need everyone to line up
and deliver your best terrified reaction.
342
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,482
Best 10 stay, the rest go home.
343
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,610
You said background actors
don't have to do much.
344
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,529
Well, honey, they do now, so buckle up.
345
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,282
Okay, let's go, guys.
Alright, line up over here.
346
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,244
I don't know whether to go big,
do I go small,
347
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:14,205
or communicate the unspeakable horror
using only my teeth?
348
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,665
[wheezing chomps]
349
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,251
- Not that.
- [assistant director] You first.
350
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,170
[screaming]
351
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,172
- [assistant director] You're in.
- Oh.
352
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,509
- [whispering] What do I do?
- I think big. I think we go big.
353
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,261
I was hoping for big.
354
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,304
[screams]
355
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,889
- You're out.
- Damn.
356
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,724
[Charles] Final answer, small.
We're going small.
357
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,103
Small is sophisticated.
Small is for the silver screen.
358
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,022
- Really keeping us on our toes here.
- You.
359
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:43,609
[shrieking]
360
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,695
[groaning]
361
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,947
- Thought we said small.
- That was my small.
362
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,242
- You're in.
- Oh, thank you.
363
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,579
Oh, my God, Brazzos?
364
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,873
Ah. So nice to meet a fan.
365
00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,416
I'm sure Ron'll want to say hello.
366
00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,751
You're doing background now?
367
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,254
That's so sad. You can be in the movie.
368
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,964
You're still in the game. You're in.
369
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:08,050
- This way.
- No! I don't think I can do this.
370
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,136
You.
371
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,598
Wow, great. You're in.
372
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,100
Head on over to wardrobe and makeup.
373
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,977
[crew chattering]
374
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,063
- [EKG beeping]
- [♪ tense music playing]
375
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,525
[computer mouse clicking, typing]
376
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,861
[Glen sighing]
377
00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:29,990
[echoing clicks]
378
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,285
Are...
379
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,579
Are ye an angel?
380
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,414
Oh. Relax.
381
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,333
You're in the hospital.
382
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,961
- You've been shot in the head.
- Nay.
383
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,964
The heart.
384
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,966
Ya had some friends come here earlier,
385
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,260
a couple o' married old men
and their caretaker.
386
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:56,266
They wanted to ask you about
the stunt guy on Project Ronkonkoma?
387
00:16:56,892 --> 00:17:00,019
Yes. Right.
No, I-I need to talk to 'em right away.
388
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,021
- I'll let them know you're up.
- Right away.
389
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,107
Oh, also, um...
390
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,569
would ya do me the honor of bein'
391
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,656
Mrs. Glen Stubbins?
392
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,493
Also, I'm Glen Stubbins.
393
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,246
Oh. Yeah, I'll get your doctor.
394
00:17:18,247 --> 00:17:19,330
- Okay.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:22,000
[♪ gentle music playing]
396
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,711
Can I-I get a room without the rats?
397
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,506
♪
398
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,426
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [production set chatter]
399
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,011
[Sazz]
Alright.
400
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,973
Don't forget to take a deep breath
before they light you up.
401
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,725
Last thing you wanna do is
inhale flames into your lungs.
402
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,645
And when the director yells "cut,"
you stop, drop,
403
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,898
and let 'em hose you down.
And then, you take a good 30 seconds
404
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:49,235
before you do anything else
in case you re-spark.
405
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,695
You ready?
406
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:52,655
Yeah, of course, you are.
407
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,533
Now, go make my papa proud.
408
00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,414
Doing this for Sazz, doing this for Sazz.
409
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,877
How is Ron-Ron going to recognize me now?
410
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:09,005
That night in the Chinese restaurant,
my aesthetic was distinctively not
411
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,923
life-size Sour Patch Kid.
412
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,218
And why do we have to wear spandex,
and Mabel only gets makeup?
413
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,095
[Mabel]
Well, because you guys are a bunch of...
414
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,598
"Klongos," and I'm just a girl.
415
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,726
Right, Klongos. I mean,
I'm sorry, but what is this movie?
416
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:24,103
Are we witnessing the end
of Ron Howard's career?
417
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,439
No, no, no.
What I learned about Ron over soup
418
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,734
is you've gotta just trust him.
I told him, I said,
419
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,195
- "Ron-Ron, you're the beautiful mind."
- [text chimes]
420
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,572
And he loved that, and he just
plunked down the credit card
421
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:36,157
and paid for the whole soup.
422
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,658
Oh, my God, guys.
423
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,660
I have to get out of here
and get to the hospital.
424
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,038
Glen Stubbins is awake.
425
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,039
Also, I'm gonna see if they can remove
426
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,002
the part of my brain that stores
the image of you in spandex.
427
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,130
[Charles]
Well...
428
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,173
Oh, yeah...
429
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,092
Oh, by the way, I've been thinking
about your bachelor party,
430
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,427
and I think I got a winner.
431
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,763
Finally. Yes, let's hear it.
432
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:01,432
I hope the spandex
and the balls inspired you.
433
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,684
Okay, remember that
hot dog restaurant we went to?
434
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,895
- Yeah.
- And, uh, there was a phone booth outside,
435
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,357
but it wasn't really a phone booth,
it was a door to a speakeasy?
436
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,400
I was thinking we could
do something like that.
437
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,237
Get some dogs with my dawg!
438
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,740
I feel like I've taken crazy pills.
439
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,492
Do we remember W-A-N-S?!
440
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:21,327
Whiskey, A-listers,
441
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,913
- naughty secret? Oh, you do remember?
- Naughty secret. Yeah.
442
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:27,584
'Cause I thought your plan lacked
my simple parameters due to forgetfulness.
443
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,213
But instead, the culprit
is willful negligence!
444
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,923
Alright. Just forget it!
445
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,967
- And you're not wearing this either!
- Ah!
446
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:38,803
[assistant director]
Background, you're up on set.
447
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,888
- [EKG beeping]
- [♪ somber music playing]
448
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:41,974
[door opens]
449
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,060
Ah, you're back, sweetheart.
450
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,647
What? It's you?
451
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:51,858
- [♪ music building]
- What are...
452
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,151
- [beeping gets faster]
- What you-- No.
453
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,780
- [muffled] No, no. No, don't! No!
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
454
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,868
- Don't! Stop, no!
- [beeping gets faster]
455
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,661
[flatlining]
456
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,496
[assistant director]
Alright, everybody in?
457
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:06,664
Let's go!
458
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:09,293
- [set chatter]
- [crew member] Places!
459
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,130
Ron-Ron? Are you there?
460
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,423
It's me!
461
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:18,259
[imitates slurping, burning mouth]
462
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,011
Hey, you're not talking to Ron.
463
00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:22,346
Listen up, everybody. On my cue,
464
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,973
you're gonna look up at the monster,
465
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,100
you're gonna look scared,
466
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,227
and you're gonna run off that way. Yeah?
467
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,563
Great.
468
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,691
I know our bold acting choice.
Follow my lead.
469
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,818
- [assistant director] Background!
- [Oliver snarls]
470
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,111
[Ron Howard]
And... action!
471
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,404
[actors screaming]
472
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,449
Run! Run, fellow Klongos!
473
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,368
I shall buy you time!
474
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,496
Don't let my death be in vain!
475
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:49,540
- Monster, no!
- [Ron] What the hell's with him?
476
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,168
No-- Charles, a little effort, please!
477
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:54,755
Or is this gonna be
my bachelor party all over again?
478
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:56,964
Oh?
479
00:20:56,965 --> 00:21:00,302
Your bachelor party?
Oh, you're right, yes. I should pitch in.
480
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,886
How about a...
481
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:04,847
a sunset cigar cruise
up the Gowanus Canal?
482
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,975
Or maybe a dining and spa experience,
483
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:10,603
where we get fish pedicures,
and afterwards,
484
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:13,814
we eat the fish omakase-style?!
Oh, wait!
485
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,527
Ice luges poured by
professional ice lugers.
486
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,904
Is this getting good enough for you?
487
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:23,574
Oh wait. Oh, maybe, a members-only
aerialist strip club!
488
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,327
And an elephant!
But, not just any elephant!
489
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,162
An A-list elephant.
490
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,873
Babar, Dumbo, or maybe the viral one
491
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,460
who sat on the zookeeper's head.
Because it really doesn't matter
492
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,922
because no one is gonna show up!
493
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:40,092
Because you!
494
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,803
Are insufferable.
495
00:21:43,512 --> 00:21:45,429
[Ron]
And... cut?
496
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,014
Who hired the idiots?
497
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,891
Get 'em out and get
a picture for my ban list.
498
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:51,061
[assistant director]
The director has asked that you go home.
499
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:52,980
Now.
500
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,065
Sorry, Brazzos.
501
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,321
Now, if you'd line up,
Ron Howard would like to say hi
502
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:05,324
and thank each of you for your work today
before we start rolling.
503
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:09,079
[♪ somber music playing]
504
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,542
Where is he?
505
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,003
I'm so sorry.
506
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,881
- He's dead. My Glen.
- [Mabel] W--
507
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,924
- What happened?
- I don't know!
508
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:24,302
He seemed fine. He was making me laugh.
509
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:27,638
I called his people to let them know
he was awake, did my rounds,
510
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,807
and when I returned, he... [sniffles]
511
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,226
[newscaster] [on TV] Breaking news.
Nicky "The Neck" Caccimelio,
512
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,937
the Dry Cleaning King of Brooklyn,
has been reported missing.
513
00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,273
Though he has ties to
the Caputo crime family,
514
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,526
officials say they do not
suspect foul play at this time.
515
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:44,197
Uh, who else did you call
and tell that Glen was awake?
516
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,158
Just you and his emergency contact.
517
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:50,578
- Sazz Pataki.
- You called Sazz?
518
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,538
Did a man answer?
519
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,790
[♪ curious music playing]
520
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,793
- Did I do somethin' wrong?
- Uh...
521
00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:05,219
- [crew member] Rolling.
- [Ron] And action!
522
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,847
[tires screech]
523
00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:12,309
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [van doors open, slam]
524
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,270
[actor 1]
Get out here, you rat!
525
00:23:16,271 --> 00:23:18,106
- [actors grunting]
- [protégé struggling]
526
00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:21,067
- On the ground!
- [protégé grunts]
527
00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:23,904
[♪ dramatic music continues]
528
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:29,033
[actor 2]
This is for Don Antonio.
529
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,327
[lighter clicks]
530
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:32,495
[flame roars]
531
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:33,579
[protégé groans]
532
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,872
- Good, good.
- [protégé screams]
533
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,249
[screaming]
534
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,416
[excited growl]
535
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:42,338
[protégé screaming]
536
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:44,298
[Ron]
Okay, cut! Fire out!
537
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,592
- [fire extinguishers hiss]
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
538
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,927
- [crew cheering]
- [crew member] Clear!
539
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,178
Told you. Yes, yes, yes, yes!
540
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,681
I told you. I told you we'd do it in one!
541
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,767
[people screaming]
542
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:58,187
- [Ron] Geez whiz!
- [extinguisher whooshing]
543
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:02,066
- [crew yelling]
- Oh! Oh no!
544
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,570
[quiet set chatter]
545
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:07,739
[crew member]
Go ahead and strike that!
546
00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:10,117
[set chatter continues]
547
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,244
- You need a hand?
- [Oliver] No, no.
548
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:15,663
- I don't need your help.
- 'Cause I can if...
549
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,165
Oh no, no, I've already asked too much.
550
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,752
I don't wanna be "insufferable."
551
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,884
[bag crinkling]
552
00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:35,392
You're my emergency contact.
553
00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:38,436
What?
554
00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:41,063
Well, when I fill out forms,
I put your name.
555
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:44,483
And I know you used to put mine,
but now it's Loretta's.
556
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,235
- [♪ soft music playing]
- You know,
557
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:49,948
I always knew Mabel would one day
spread her wings and leave, but...
558
00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,453
you and me, I thought we'd,
you know, grow old... er,
559
00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:58,540
and die together. [slight chuckle]
Uh...
560
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,875
And don't get me wrong,
561
00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:03,419
I like Loretta. I really like Loretta.
562
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,298
But now, I'm kinda the awkward guy,
563
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:09,759
third-wheeling it on your dates.
564
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,472
You know, saying,
"Hey, let's split a dessert three ways."
565
00:25:14,223 --> 00:25:15,265
You know,
566
00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:19,895
I never wanted, really,
to throw you a bachelor party.
567
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:23,774
I just wanted to celebrate our friendship.
568
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:26,735
♪
569
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,033
[inhales]
570
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:38,038
Y-You know, I'm hungry,
if you wanted to grab a bite to eat.
571
00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:41,333
- We could go to that Chinese place.
- Yeah.
572
00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:44,211
- Can you give me a hand? Yeah.
- Yeah, I can do that.
573
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:49,550
[restaurant chatter]
574
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:56,515
You know we're gonna be
friends till the end.
575
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,724
Oh God.
576
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,769
I'm fine.
You don't have to say anything nice to me.
577
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,855
Especially not while making eye contact.
578
00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:06,691
What if we went behind our menus?
579
00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:09,278
That-That-That c--
That could work, yeah.
580
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:12,822
I didn't have a bachelor party
581
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:14,615
first time I got married,
582
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,951
and I didn't have a best man.
583
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:20,788
And it's okay if I don't have
a bachelor party this time, too.
584
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,750
But I do want you to be my best man.
585
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:25,960
[Charles]
Hmm.
586
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:27,378
Noodles look good.
587
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,130
[Oliver]
And if it would make you feel better,
588
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:32,217
you can be my Life Alert contact
in case I fall.
589
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,928
And we can get colonoscopies together.
590
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:38,389
[Charles]
Yeah, yeah. Uh,
591
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,057
maybe the dumplings?
592
00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,809
[waitress]
Can I get you something to drink?
593
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,479
- Oh, uh, two Johnnie Walkers.
- Of course.
594
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:53,821
Where are you going?
595
00:26:53,822 --> 00:26:55,239
W-A-N-S.
596
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,659
- W-A-N-S?
- [waitress] Here you are.
597
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,996
Ah, the whiskey.
598
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,789
And...
599
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,376
our naughty secret.
600
00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:10,255
[♪ gentle music playing]
601
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,382
[frame plunking]
602
00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:17,513
[Oliver laughs]
603
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,643
- [laughing]
- [quiet clap]
604
00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:26,688
Very good.
605
00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,814
I know this is...
606
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,276
not the bachelor party
you dreamed of, but...
607
00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,611
still...
608
00:27:33,612 --> 00:27:35,154
Charles, it's perfect.
609
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,240
[glasses clink]
610
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:40,285
Although, we are missing the A-lister.
Just saying...
611
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,123
[gulps] You?
612
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,751
[laughs] Oh.
Okay, Charles. Uh...
613
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,211
let me hide behind my menu
614
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,797
until the awkwardness
of this moment clears.
615
00:27:52,798 --> 00:27:55,425
- [door bell jingles]
- [Oliver grunts]
616
00:27:56,552 --> 00:28:00,013
[Ron] Hi. I don't have a reservation,
but, uh, you know, table for one.
617
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,515
You gotta be kidding me.
618
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:03,851
- [shuts menu]
- What?
619
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,643
[Oliver gasps]
620
00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,647
The A-lister! You did it!
621
00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:10,566
Oh, my God!
622
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:13,276
It's you! Ollie!
623
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,861
- It's Ron-Ron!
- Ron-Ron!
624
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:16,445
[both slurping]
625
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:19,073
- [both laughing]
- [back-patting]
626
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:23,036
I loved it in Mayberry
when you'd go down by the fishin' hole!
627
00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:27,373
Don't ever mention the fishin' hole.
628
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,624
[♪ curious music playing]
629
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,335
- Okay, let it go. Come on. Shake it off.
- Don't.
630
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:32,838
[Oliver shushing]
631
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,635
Oh, Mabel, thank God!
632
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,470
Bev said you agreed to
help with the new pages.
633
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,682
Fuck. Look, Marshall,
I'm not in the mood for this right now.
634
00:28:44,683 --> 00:28:48,060
Please, i-it'll be quick.
D-Do you think Mabel would say,
635
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,438
- "The name's Mora, Mabel Mora."
- [lock code beeping]
636
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:53,399
- Or, "I'm Mabel Fucking Mora!"
- [door unlocks]
637
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,483
I'm thinking number two.
638
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,403
- I wouldn't say either one of those.
- [Marshall P. Pope] Oh God.
639
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,615
It-It's-It's awful. I-I'm awful.
640
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:03,117
Please. Bev is threatening to fire me
if I don't get these right.
641
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,411
I-I'll do anything. I-I'm stuck. I just...
642
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,121
I can't capture your voice.
643
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:10,249
Yeah, well, I don't think
my voice needs to be captured.
644
00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,084
Another person is dead,
645
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,420
and had I solved the case
646
00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:17,465
or figured out the stuntman angle sooner,
647
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:20,718
he'd still be alive.
But, he's not.
648
00:29:20,719 --> 00:29:23,138
Wow. That...
649
00:29:23,889 --> 00:29:25,974
is some Mabel dialogue.
650
00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:28,936
- D-Do you mind if I just-- I'm gonna--
- [door slams]
651
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,899
[Ron]
So then, Hanks leans over to me,
652
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,526
and he says,
653
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:39,111
"I don't actually like ranch dressing."
654
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,988
- [soft laughter]
- [Oliver] Oh! That's good.
655
00:29:40,989 --> 00:29:43,032
Hey, uh, Ron.
Uh, speaking of funny stories,
656
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:46,452
we heard there was quite the snafu
on Project Ronkonkoma.
657
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:49,039
Gonna need another whiskey for that one.
658
00:29:49,915 --> 00:29:53,252
We never even finished it.
I remember everything about it though.
659
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,215
[sighs] You know,
660
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:01,133
it's always tense on sets,
661
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:03,469
days when there's gonna be a big stunt,
662
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:06,223
and doubly so when fire is involved.
663
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:08,474
Set and action!
664
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,017
But, everything went smooth.
665
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,311
- [tires screech]
- The van screeched to a halt.
666
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:16,023
A stuntman was thrown out onto the ground,
667
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:19,944
doused with gasoline, lit on fire.
It was exactly right.
668
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,028
Bitchin'!
669
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:22,613
So, I yelled "cut."
670
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:24,699
Okay, cut! Fire out!
671
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,951
- [extinguisher hissing]
- They put the guy out.
672
00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:28,953
Okay, uh, let's go to the Steadicam.
673
00:30:28,954 --> 00:30:33,207
Except the guy didn't wait
to make sure he was completely out.
674
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:35,918
Next thing I know, he's walking toward me.
675
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,003
Hey, great job.
676
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:39,463
Saying he had something
he wanted to show me.
677
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,884
- And-and suddenly, he reignites!
- [flame whooshes]
678
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:45,803
[screams] Oh! Ah!
679
00:30:45,804 --> 00:30:47,556
Geez whiz!
680
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,142
Burned my eyebrows off!
681
00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:53,019
[Oliver snorts]
682
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:55,646
[Mabel]
Okay, I know that I say fuck a lot,
683
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:59,109
- but not that fucking much.
- [typing]
684
00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:04,989
Yeah, maybe you're right.
685
00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:07,200
I should have more faith in myself.
686
00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:08,784
I mean, it worked for you.
687
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,411
- You want a beer?
- [Marshall] Hit me.
688
00:31:10,412 --> 00:31:14,415
- You finally got one of your scripts made.
- That's right. I did.
689
00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,292
[Marshall typing]
690
00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:19,004
- [♪ mysterious music playing]
- [Mabel] What is...?
691
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,883
- Ron, Ron, Ron-Ron...
- Ron-Ron.
692
00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:27,053
...uh, we need to find that stuntman.
693
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:29,514
Well, if you do,
get my shoes back for me, will ya?
694
00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:31,724
He stole 'em right outta my trailer.
695
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,810
I had to buy another pair.
I can't work without these.
696
00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,397
They've got extra cushioning in the heels.
697
00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:39,024
[shutter snaps]
698
00:31:39,483 --> 00:31:41,985
- Same as on the radiator.
- That's our guy.
699
00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:44,403
D-Do you remember his name?
700
00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:45,988
Oh, I'll never forget him.
701
00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,366
Rex Bailey.
702
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,326
I have a photo of him, if that helps.
703
00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:54,205
I always keep, uh, pictures of people
I ban from my sets.
704
00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:55,707
Uh...
705
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,209
Oh, okay, here he is.
706
00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:00,795
[♪ dramatic music building]
707
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,256
Huh?
708
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,258
That kinda looks like...
709
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:07,426
Yeah, but imagine with a beard.
710
00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:09,846
And add some glasses.
711
00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:11,764
And a dark bowl cut!
712
00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:14,059
♪
713
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,020
Oh, my God.
714
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,731
- [person screams]
- [tires screech]
715
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:21,148
Whoa!
716
00:32:21,149 --> 00:32:22,984
- [papers rustling]
- [exhales]
717
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:25,194
That was some flip!
718
00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:27,321
You ever stunted before?
719
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,198
I'm trying to be a writer,
720
00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:32,034
but I wouldn't say no to getting on set.
721
00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:35,914
Your first professional fire stunt.
Ah! Ready?
722
00:32:36,248 --> 00:32:37,874
- [Ron] Fire out!
- [extinguisher hissing]
723
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,834
Okay, let's go to the Steadicam,
and I know I said...
724
00:32:39,835 --> 00:32:41,502
Mr. Howard? Mr. Howard!
725
00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:42,962
Hey, great job.
726
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,464
Would you read my screenplay?
727
00:32:45,299 --> 00:32:47,176
Ah, when'd you grow the beard, lassie?
728
00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:51,137
- [EKG beeping]
- What? It's you?
729
00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:52,890
- [beeping getting faster]
- What are...
730
00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:57,143
- [muffled yelling]
- [beeping faster]
731
00:32:57,144 --> 00:32:58,895
[gasping]
732
00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,855
[flatlining]
733
00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,107
[EKG fading out]
734
00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:06,361
[♪ dramatic music continues]
735
00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,669
- Marshall?
- Hm?
736
00:33:23,086 --> 00:33:26,757
Why does this script say
it was written by Sazz Pataki?
737
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,384
[text chimes]
738
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:36,767
- [♪ haunting piano note repeating]
- [ragged breathing]
739
00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:40,354
[♪ dramatic music playing]
740
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:07,881
♪
741
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,445
[♪ music ends]
742
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:34,449
[♪ fanfare playing]