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(前情提要)

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馬修,我們得談談

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我以為你們想對劇本發表意見

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每個人都在追問改寫的事

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馬修交出的草稿一次比一次爛

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我跟羅芮塔應該在亞柯尼亞大樓這裡結婚

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賽絲

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我有件事要找你談,有點敏感

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你們不知道目標是誰?

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這個人必須具備絕佳體能

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天生的運動員,還要處於最佳狀態

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她說過電影《朗康克瑪計畫》
有個特技演員

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他是她的徒弟,但他表現得非常糟

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他還一直騷擾她

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知道事發經過的人
就只有賽絲、葛蘭和導演

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他死了,我的葛蘭

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尼奇卡齊米利歐據報失蹤了

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我們聽說《朗康克瑪計畫》
當時鬧得天翻地覆

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那傢伙犯了大錯,賽絲必須把他開除

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這個徒弟是誰?

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就是他

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他有點像...

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為什麼這個劇本寫著編劇是賽絲帕塔基?

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(老查爾斯)
(賽絲的徒弟是馬修皮坡普!)

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一部電影是一百個人合力講述一個故事

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沒錯,金凱

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是我,布拉奏斯叔叔

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而且我還是能讓調查有全新的發展

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別動,換人上場

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換我上場

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(布拉奏斯)
(布拉奏斯叔叔)

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開始

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(警探)

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{\an8}(紐約警局)

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- 我沒事
- 卡

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檢查快門

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很好,帕塔基

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每一個劇組成員的工作
都是要幫忙說這個故事

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有些人用音樂說

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有些人用道具說

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我則是用骨質疏鬆症來說

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{\an8}有時候,老派的說故事方式
聽起來還不賴...

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{\an8}(《偵探布拉奏斯》)
(編劇)

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...我還不用在過程中弄斷所有骨頭

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{\an8}但要從哪裡開始呢?

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我想要從找到主角開始吧

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賽絲,妳還好嗎?

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- 好得很,老兄
- 謝謝妳

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我越來越怕高了

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交給我,你完全不用擔心

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其實,我們都是提姆柯諾

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(《大樓謀殺疑雲》)

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當你讓主角展開旅程

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讓他遇上各種麻煩

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卻讓他平安回到家

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(大樓謀殺疑雲:電影版)
(編劇:賽絲帕塔基)

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那再精彩不過了

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但只有電影和情色按摩才有美滿結局

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人生可能有迥然不同的計畫

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所以凶手是雷克斯貝利
也就是馬修皮坡普

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也就是特技演員,也就是編劇,也就是...

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他媽的是怎麼回事?

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那孩子呢?我們需要靈活的腦袋

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我一發現就傳訊息給梅寶

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但她沒有回應,你看

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(賽絲的徒弟是馬修皮坡普!)

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要怎麼在「學徒」的「E」上面
打出重音符號?

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按住你想加重音符號的字母

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就可以瀏覽重音的選項

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- 真不是蓋的
- 很有趣吧?對

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梅寶教我的

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每次我們一破解謀殺案
下一個屍體就會出現

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好像謀殺調查一結束

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我們認識的人就會被捅、下毒或射殺

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你幹嘛說這種話?

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我的婚禮就在明天耶

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羅芮塔正要過來這棟謀殺大樓

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我沒說會是羅芮塔

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你基本上已經說了,查爾斯

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我的天啊

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我的新娘會是下一個被謀殺的人

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真有我們的風格

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直到剛才,我唯一的擔憂還是
我們第一支舞該跳什麼

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看我和羅芮塔跳探戈

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可能會情色到讓大家受不了

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是梅寶傳來的

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{\an8}「報警或靠近她的家門,我就會殺了她」

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《破案三人行》

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(紐約警局)

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(第四季,第十集)
(新娘不是我)

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我失陪一下

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我要去拿...

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妳哪裡都別想去

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你這個編劇的體能真好

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因為你是特技演員

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賽絲的徒弟

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你盜用她的劇本,然後殺了她

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真不敢相信我也得殺掉妳

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本來只有賽絲該死,但現在看看我

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狙擊、窒息,沒完沒了

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所以你承認你殺了葛蘭

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我並不想殺他

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從沒打算要殺他
但他遲早會發現我為什麼這麼眼熟

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我很難過我誤傷查克葛里芬納奇

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他在《醉後大丈夫》超好笑

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他媽的別動,梅寶

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好

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好

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你可以殺了我

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但你就得靠自己完成整個重寫工作了

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我知道妳想幹嘛

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妳想爭取時間,我不會上當的

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不,你掌控了整個局面

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我只是...我能不能...

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你讓查爾斯註冊使用AOL

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對,因為他很老

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不對,我把他教得新潮多了

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然後你讓梅寶說

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「你有新郵奸」

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你確定要這麼寫嗎?

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媽的

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好

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寫完這場戲,我再殺了妳

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不是該衝過去救梅寶嗎?

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不是我不想看你
像悲傷的戰時遺孀那樣望著窗外

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天啊

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真的是一個人幹的

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{\an8}窗台,那個窗台

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{\an8}它一直都在我們眼前

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{\an8}哪有人會走上去?

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{\an8}殺人的特技演員就會

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{\an8}所以暖氣機上才會有鞋印

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{\an8}他才能在12分鐘內做到

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{\an8}我們得靠它才能救梅寶

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{\an8}等等,什麼?

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{\an8}馬修說,如果我們到門邊,他會殺了梅寶

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{\an8}所以我們要沿窗台走過去,偷偷把她帶走

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{\an8}這招真的很聰明

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{\an8}他想不到我們會從窗戶進去

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好,你不用說「我們」

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因為老奧利帕南不會走窗台

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我必須這麼做

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我救不了賽絲,但我救得了梅寶

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好,真的很高耶

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如果你從文斯家過去呢?

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就在隔壁

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{\an8}這是你從一切開始至今的第一個好提議

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{\an8}花了四季的時間,但我現在狀態絕佳

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{\an8}奧利佛,你的婚禮棚來了,要放在哪裡?

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{\an8}萊斯特,我有急事,你處理就好

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{\an8}我完全信任你

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{\an8}但如果你出任何錯,我會毀了你

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{\an8}怎樣?他老是放殺人犯進來

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{\an8}我的新娘在中庭

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{\an8}好,來吧

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{\an8}查爾斯,我是在這裡的中庭結婚的

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- 午夜時分,只有星星...
- 好

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- ...還有噴泉為證
- 好

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- 那帶來了好運
- 好

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萊斯特,我搬來時說過

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我不愛聊軼事,但祝你今天順心

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{\an8}對,辦一場婚禮,我們今天都會順心

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好,妳來了

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奧利佛,天啊,我的節目

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- 我現在沒辦法跟你結婚了
- 什麼?

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拍攝要移到紐西蘭
因為演算法覺得那裡才新潮

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對,所以「紐實家燒」
會變成「紐蘭家燒」

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我後天就得搬到紐西蘭

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天啊,你盡快跟上

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好,也許妳能辭演

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我不能辭演

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那我會搬家

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夫妻會為彼此搬家

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就這麼辦,好嗎?

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- 你要去哪裡?
- 我會解釋的

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去我的公寓,把門鎖上

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別為任何人開門

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還有我愛妳

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好,左腳在前,不是右腳

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- 就是這樣
- 這樣比較難

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好

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來得正好

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我在嘗試「運動」這個新玩意
要加入嗎?

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- 他僱用我當教練
- 好

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我們得借用你的窗戶

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梅寶被困在隔壁,凶手也在

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- 天啊
- 對了,就是電影編劇

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我就說不是我們吧

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我們只是一群焚屍的可愛怪咖

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要報警嗎?

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- 不行
- 不行,他會殺了她

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我不會加入他的行列,因為我沒發瘋

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但我會為今天的行動做出貢獻

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那就是引凶手到前門

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引他到前門,那是一種「叮咚」嗎?

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是的,魯迪,非常好

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- 叮咚
- 查爾斯

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等一下

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如果你掉下去,儘量偏離我的婚禮

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東西都是租的

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好吧

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對

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我可以的

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我可...

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小心

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賽絲,我需要妳

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好,賽絲的鬼魂

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隨時歡迎妳上場

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隨時歡迎

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我辦不到,賽絲

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我自己一個人辦不到

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所以我才會在這裡

213
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,484
你老實說

214
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,778
你站上來,是因為我要搬到紐西蘭嗎?

215
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,281
你應該知道我是想救梅寶,所以回去吧

216
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,867
不,你是我生死與共的夥伴

217
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,328
而我強烈傾向「生」

218
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,788
所以快過去

219
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,417
我無法移動我的腳

220
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:11,545
對,因為你往下看著必死的方向

221
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,756
我們得面對牆壁移動

222
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,717
你建議我們轉身?

223
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,719
我們在高空

224
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,055
查爾斯,梅寶就在那扇窗戶裡

225
00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,849
你失去賽絲,我們不能連她也失去

226
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,977
所以,上吧,好嗎?

227
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,145
數到三轉身

228
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,440
一、二、三

229
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,525
轉身

230
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,739
好,很好

231
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,118
非常好,剩下的部分,我們就跳梅倫格舞

232
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,329
對我來說,這不是跳舞的時刻

233
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,957
對,但我發現這就是我的婚禮之舞

234
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,126
所以你學著點

235
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,128
踩,拖

236
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,926
- 踩,拖
- 踩,拖...

237
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,554
我以為我沒有韻律感

238
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:07,518
踩,拖

239
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,937
快上

240
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,356
...坐在那裡想出他媽的點子...

241
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,900
等等,如果你在這裡

242
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,236
那是誰負責叮咚?

243
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,780
妳好,我們是好鄰居魯迪和文斯

244
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,407
我們想借點糖

245
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,868
好鄰居都是這樣

246
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,079
梅寶不...梅寶現在不在

247
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,831
也許你們會想晚點再來

248
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,332
我們要做糖醋雞

249
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,169
那...我們從來沒做過

250
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,755
我們正努力找出可行的方法

251
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,339
你有玉米嗎?

252
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,674
或是玉米粒?

253
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,384
還是...那些小醃菜?

254
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,762
叫什麼來著?醃黃瓜還是蒜黃瓜?

255
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,889
- 是酸黃瓜
- 酸黃瓜

256
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,475
兩位,我們現在有點忙

257
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,353
不管你有什麼,都是我們需要的

258
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,314
- 只要味道好
- 太好了,你們來了

259
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,565
對,像是半根香蕉

260
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,650
- 查爾斯,我們不進去
- 咖啡粉?

261
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:58,569
- 蘋果芯?
- 快用梅倫格舞出來

262
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,987
- 其實這裡沒有食物
- 不行

263
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,490
- 我不懂你們在煮什麼
- 他殺了賽絲

264
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,325
沒關係,我們看一下

265
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,410
我們不能進去看看嗎?

266
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,621
- 看看你有什麼
- 請你們別來煩我們

267
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,372
我們會去拿撬棒

268
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,500
我們要去我的公寓拿撬棒

269
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,668
- 我們要進去
- 無論如何,好嗎?

270
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:15,753
我們要進去

271
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,755
把槍放下

272
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,257
那是什麼?

273
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,885
伊娃朗格利亞的19合一萬用工具

274
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,678
至少有四種模式能殺了你

275
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,391
好,坐下

276
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,852
你這個戴假鬍子的混蛋

277
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,562
坐下

278
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:36,774
我要知道為什麼

279
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,609
為什麼殺賽絲?

280
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,986
因為她開除你這個特技演員?

281
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,198
賽絲寫了《謀殺疑雲》電影

282
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,617
賽絲是編劇?

283
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,285
你盜用她的劇本?

284
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,120
聽著,我很努力成為編劇

285
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,455
我做了該做的事

286
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,415
我把童年創傷寫成劇本

287
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,875
希望能大賺一筆

288
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,336
我有很好的創傷

289
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,507
想像一下,身為獵人的爸爸
強迫兒子也成為獵人

290
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:05,469
兒子是超級神射手,但他只想要寫作

291
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,932
當他準備前往好萊塢
爸爸給他六個月的時間

292
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,394
他說:「你是殺手,不是編劇」

293
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,814
拜託,你們會想看,對吧?

294
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,567
- 要看演員陣容
- 一定要去電影院看嗎?

295
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,651
我還沒有時間

296
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,194
- 看《火線重案組》
- 沒錯

297
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,531
我想證明他錯了,但沒人肯看我的劇本

298
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,615
那不是我的錯

299
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,741
好萊塢病了

300
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,660
好,我懂他的意思

301
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,453
不然我就有演藝圈大滿貫了

302
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,788
別動

303
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,625
我...正打算放棄時,遇見了賽絲

304
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,003
她是第一個對我好的人

305
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,547
賽絲對每個人都很好

306
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,259
發生朗霍華的事件後...

307
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,303
對了,他反應過度了

308
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,055
賽絲說我的特技事業結束了

309
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,058
但這下我可以繼續寫作了

310
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,896
她甚至主動說要看我最新的劇本

311
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,063
當然好

312
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,316
我覺得這次會成功

313
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,568
雷克斯

314
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,653
天啊,你啟發了我

315
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,656
你的文字讓我很有感觸

316
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,077
所以我也提筆試試了

317
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,664
妳寫了東西?

318
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,918
你是唯一知道的人,我只有這一份

319
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:24,465
秉著編劇之間坦誠交流的精神

320
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,009
你願意看看嗎?

321
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,221
我沒抱太大期望

322
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,390
賽絲對編劇瞭解多少?

323
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,309
但我開始看得入神

324
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,227
她寫得很好

325
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,730
真他媽好極了

326
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,774
比我寫過的任何東西都好

327
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:45,819
你看完了

328
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,075
如何?

329
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,495
在那一刻,我可以當個好朋友

330
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,247
也可以做出完全不同的回應

331
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,582
這...

332
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,668
寫得不太好

333
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,213
但凡事都有個開始嘛

334
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:08,258
賽絲第一次嘗試,怎麼能寫得這麼好?

335
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,635
不公平

336
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,804
我可以印一份,仔細看看

337
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,764
也許能想些修改方式

338
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,599
好,拜託你,那樣就太好了

339
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,810
問題只是...

340
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,562
整個劇本

341
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,064
妳能接受多少修改?

342
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,858
所以我取了新的名字
其實那是最難的部分

343
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:28,612
最後我決定用馬修皮坡普,超讚的

344
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,656
- 是嗎?
- 聽起來像法官

345
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,450
之後,我只要把劇本交給對的人就行了

346
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,120
我把它廣發出去,我知道有人會上鉤

347
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,663
但我想釣的是經紀人

348
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,541
我作夢也想不到劇本會得到拍攝許可

349
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,584
還加速製作

350
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,211
但賽絲發現了

351
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,088
想參演電影的特技圈朋友

352
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,506
讓她看到劇本了

353
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,342
她邀我去她家喝酒時,我早該有點警覺

354
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,387
進來吧

355
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,648
- 鬍子很好看,雷克斯
- 謝了

356
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,151
請坐

357
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,413
也許我該叫你馬修?

358
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,206
{\an8}(編劇:馬修皮坡普)

359
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,791
嫌犯名單很短

360
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,711
但我只讓你看過劇本

361
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,172
賽絲,這件事一下就失控了

362
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,340
- 我很想告訴妳,但...
- 你才不想

363
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,052
你跟我說劇本很差,然後盜用它

364
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,678
你瞭解我,我能承受打擊

365
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,431
我拍《警察學院7》時差點失去一條腿

366
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,433
但這件事...

367
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,311
這件事讓我難受多了

368
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,023
好,我會打給貝芙梅倫,我們可以...

369
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,901
貝芙什麼?你又在捏造假名了嗎?

370
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,277
她真的叫這個名字

371
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,529
派拉蒙影業的貝芙梅倫

372
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,323
她買了我們的劇本

373
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,785
這不是我們的劇本

374
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,457
是我的劇本

375
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,417
我甚至還沒跟查爾斯說

376
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,295
我想徵得他的同意,再試著賣掉它

377
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,049
你知道你造成什麼問題了嗎?

378
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,133
我知道

379
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:17,179
但這部電影是我的夢想

380
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,347
我也有過夢想

381
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:23,393
我曾經夢想要賣掉劇本
在紐澤西開一間彈跳床樂園

382
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,437
- 什麼?
- 你他媽的別管閒事

383
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,564
賽絲,如果妳說出去

384
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,150
我爸和別人都不會放過我

385
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:35,280
如果事情傳出去,我不知道我要怎麼辦

386
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:38,992
(《銀色殺機》)

387
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,329
雷克斯,我不再信任你了

388
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,457
明天我要飛到紐約

389
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,544
去看查爾斯在百老匯的處女作

390
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,004
之後我要去見他

391
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,464
很抱歉

392
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,342
但我必須告訴他

393
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,469
拜託妳別那麼做

394
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,596
出去

395
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,431
你走

396
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,859
真的很抱歉,賽絲

397
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,444
我也是

398
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:21,034
我該怎麼辦,讓她毀掉我所有的努力?

399
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,538
後來我想起杜登奧夫的公寓

400
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,374
就訂了紅眼班機

401
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,841
賽絲在初稿加入了一整段支線劇情

402
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,468
我覺得很多餘,是我最先刪掉的部分

403
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,345
但我知道有間空公寓

404
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,181
還有開門的密碼

405
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:03,785
我下不了手

406
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,955
沒關係,你不是殺手

407
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:13,045
你不是殺手,你是編劇

408
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,966
你是編劇

409
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,431
我他媽的才不是呢

410
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,435
但也許...

411
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,729
也許要成為編劇

412
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,273
我就得成為殺手

413
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,122
只是她沒有死

414
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,750
我得迅速思考

415
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,878
我之所以能把特技做好

416
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,172
就是因為我不怕高

417
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,977
(換我)

418
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,089
很遺憾是這樣的結局

419
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,757
我只是...

420
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,135
我需要這一切

421
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,597
寫著妳名字的劇本在哪裡?

422
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,058
他會逮到你的

423
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,770
誰?誰會?

424
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,439
我...

425
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,400
最重要...

426
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,321
的人

427
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,491
{\an8}(換我上場)

428
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,579
所以你看著她死掉

429
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:13,373
然後把她像垃圾一樣丟進垃圾通道

430
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,500
把那當成她最後的特技吧

431
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,754
那是按摩器模式

432
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,922
- 該死,伊娃朗格利亞
- 查爾斯,快搞定

433
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,178
奧利佛

434
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,810
好,下次的殺手別找專業的特技演員

435
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,062
沒有下次了

436
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,732
也許我爸是對的,這是我的天賦

437
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:43,278
歡迎來到你們電影的結局

438
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,333
- 天啊
- 什麼?

439
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,043
什麼?

440
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:05,759
他媽的不會吧

441
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,029
妳怎麼進我公寓的?

442
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,114
我一直沒離開

443
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,909
妳在我衣櫃裡躲了三週?

444
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,702
還有那些祕密通道

445
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:36,331
我只是在等你釐清案情,我才能復仇

446
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,418
我們一起為賽絲復仇了,查爾斯

447
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:43,004
我很擅長透過細縫和百葉窗看東西

448
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:47,217
但我巴不得能近距離做掉馬修

449
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:52,681
用摺疊刀刺穿他的眼睛,再好好攪一攪

450
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,102
真不知道妳怎麼有辦法說得那麼撩人

451
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,062
查爾斯

452
00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:02,941
對了,我躲藏期間吃了你很多爆米花

453
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,318
我會用行動支付給你八塊

454
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,988
妳連環殺害我們的連環殺手,我們扯平了

455
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,239
好了,我們走

456
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,659
- 再見,珍
- 這不是道別,查爾斯

457
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,162
我們永遠不會道別,我們是終極伴侶

458
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:19,708
再見

459
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,544
這下更難否認你們很登對了

460
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,881
天啊,現在要慶祝還真尷尬

461
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,885
我倒是有個非比尋常的點子

462
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,971
現在調情不是很羞辱人嗎?

463
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,014
誰知道?

464
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:37,517
跟秘書說她穿便褲很好看
突然變得沒禮貌了

465
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:40,312
不,那整句話都不對

466
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,855
稱讚她的包包

467
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,816
不是她的身體部位,就可以稱讚

468
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,945
不,你剛才說的每個字都令人反感

469
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:50,989
很開心你踏出第一步

470
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,908
孤家寡人讓你變得怪怪的

471
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,493
謝謝?

472
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,577
卡

473
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,661
好

474
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,247
- 你要發出那種噴鼻聲嗎?
- 他就會

475
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,332
- 好
- 我想...

476
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,791
這些可憐的混蛋

477
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:05,128
以為他們只要解開提姆柯諾的謀殺案

478
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:08,673
殊不知屍體會一直出現

479
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,134
你們又來了,又在說羅芮塔會被謀殺

480
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,093
我沒有說...

481
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:16,389
每次我有重大時刻,像是首演夜
就有人為了惡搞我而死掉

482
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:17,641
羅芮塔沒事

483
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,560
大夥,我們是不是很棒?

484
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,645
很好

485
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:25,190
你們演得很好
我的尷尬指數低得令人慶幸

486
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,360
聽說你們抓到凶手了

487
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,320
少了我們就不會發生了

488
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,156
我不確定我們做了什麼

489
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,866
但多少有幫助

490
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:37,285
我就知道馬修那傢伙是個爛編劇

491
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,705
他本來想讓我的角色
在每句話的最後說「才怪」

492
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,582
我愛死了,才怪

493
00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:47,629
梅寶,我有天大的好消息

494
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:50,048
我在下週安排了提案會議

495
00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:53,343
希望妳有把關於按鈕的點子想清楚

496
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:56,763
其實我更想說一個女特技演員的故事

497
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:59,933
她一輩子都在保護她的朋友

498
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:05,021
還透過一部電影寫了一封情書給他

499
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,231
好

500
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:10,360
但我們的演算法真的很喜歡按鈕

501
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,612
我想我不適合這個行業

502
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,948
等一下,喂?

503
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,869
- 好
- 我們得繼續拍攝,各位

504
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:21,746
失陪了

505
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,916
其實我...

506
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:25,834
(作者的話)

507
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,086
我現在對這部電影多一層欣賞了

508
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,296
這是賽絲寫的

509
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,798
查爾斯

510
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,428
(貝芙梅倫)

511
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,512
(編劇)

512
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,853
{\an8}很遺憾妳錯過這一切

513
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:45,937
是啊

514
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,064
本來會很棒的

515
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,526
這才是妳的椅子

516
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,196
謝謝你,朋友

517
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,330
其實我很想念那玩意

518
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:06,916
你做得很好

519
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:11,212
我知道我是在告訴自己,我做得很好

520
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,548
但我會接受讚美的

521
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,849
今天很難熬

522
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,685
就讓他自言自語吧

523
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,611
{\an8}(羅與奧)

524
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,566
好,她在哪裡?

525
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,902
- 她要來了
- 對,隨時會到

526
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,904
不對,出事了

527
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,656
- 奧利佛,你就...
- 奧利佛

528
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,830
抱歉,我以為我看到蟑螂

529
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,317
抱歉,我們忘了時間

530
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,153
- 我們有很多話要聊
- 對

531
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,408
愛你

532
00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:21,301
妳的餘生...

533
00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:25,722
...成為我的男人、我的丈夫
我的朋友、我的愛人

534
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:56,377
我們上演了一場好戲,帕南太太

535
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,755
好,是德金帕南太太

536
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,882
你忘了接我的姓

537
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,384
忘了?

538
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:05,762
我滿腦子都是這個

539
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:15,063
你是我見過最了不起的男人

540
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:16,898
- 真的
- 謝謝妳

541
00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,568
你抓到殺人犯,還會跳梅倫格舞

542
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:21,653
我是說...

543
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,779
好棒的組合

544
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:26,783
就是這個

545
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:28,451
我做不到,我實在...

546
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:33,081
我無法想像你遠離這一切的樣子

547
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,415
妳在說什麼?

548
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,210
我等不及要去紐西蘭了

549
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,045
去看那些...

550
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,256
綿羊

551
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,091
總之

552
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:45,510
我會跟妳在一起

553
00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:48,888
但你不會跟他們在一起

554
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,651
- 是啊
- 是啊

555
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,655
奧利,我們有了美滿的結局,對吧?

556
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:06,865
對,沒錯

557
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:10,869
我們的感情沒有任何一部分是符合傳統的

558
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,122
那現在何必講究傳統?

559
00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:19,502
我們今晚再談吧

560
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:27,385
奧利佛和羅芮塔已經上樓了嗎?

561
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,387
對,她一早就離開

562
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:34,100
所以他們應該在把握時間度蜜月

563
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:38,438
我們就假裝
他們在樓上的鋼琴前彈表演曲吧

564
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,274
我跟我的女伴玩得很開心

565
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:43,818
你帶了骨灰?

566
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,403
對,賽絲很喜歡婚禮

567
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,364
但我會向這些道別

568
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:51,784
把它們灑在賽絲想開彈跳床樂園的土地上

569
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:53,620
她應該會想在那裡長眠

570
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,831
薩維奇先生?

571
00:31:57,665 --> 00:31:58,666
摩拉小姐

572
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,711
請別介意,我去樓上找你們了

573
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,631
門僮不在,我才想碰碰運氣

574
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,966
- 抱歉,我們認識妳嗎?
- 不認識

575
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,385
我會讓電梯下樓的...

576
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,346
看我的心情

577
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:17,602
我想僱用你們找我先生,這是急事

578
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,063
我們不是偵探社

579
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:23,232
我先生是尼奇卡齊米利歐

580
00:32:23,232 --> 00:32:25,735
如果你們聽信新聞,則是我先夫

581
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,613
我會付很多錢

582
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,865
我們只調查大樓裡的謀殺案

583
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,867
節目名稱就說了

584
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:37,413
尼奇的遭遇跟這棟大樓息息相關

585
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,832
抱歉,但祝妳好運

586
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,709
我很失望

587
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:46,172
我以為你們能做警方做不到的事

588
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:49,258
還有我一個人無法安全做到的事

589
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,552
我是蘇菲亞卡齊米利歐

590
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,889
如果你們改變主意就打給我

591
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:04,816
真是個貴婦...

592
00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:08,903
就像茱蒂丹契是貴婦一樣

593
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,113
救得好

594
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,911
但你過幾週就會來吧?

595
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:19,914
你不會讓我在紐西蘭守空閨吧?

596
00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:22,500
妳擋都擋不住我

597
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,088
抱歉

598
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,348
你之前跑哪去了?

599
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:02,457
我愛你

600
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:13,384
隨著這個電影季最後的畫面一一閃現

601
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,929
在一對新婚夫妻和落網凶手之間

602
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:21,851
我們意外地找到了美滿的結局

603
00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:26,564
還安然度過婚禮,沒看到任何屍體

604
00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,442
我們一定做對了什麼

605
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:35,573
真美好的一天

606
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:38,326
感受那陣微風

607
00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:40,745
- 能享受這樣的片刻真不錯
- 是啊

608
00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:42,663
等等

609
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:43,748
我的天啊

610
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,043
萊斯特?

611
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:48,836
萊斯特

612
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,421
快報警

613
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:53,174
我的天啊

614
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:55,301
萊斯特

615
00:34:56,552 --> 00:34:58,721
不要...不要

616
00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,641
- 天啊,不要
- 不要

617
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,059
萊斯特

618
00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,020
感謝您致電報案中心

619
00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:09,816
目前有72個緊急事件排在您之前

620
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:10,983
72個?

621
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,411
(《動物的工作》)

622
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:24,497
(勤奮動物意想不到的故事)

623
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:26,040
(萊斯特)
(門僮)

624
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:08,374
{\an8}字幕翻譯:宋梅君